Speaker 1: Hi, and welcome to my home. It's the Christy Cast
Speaker 1: live from the Compound. That's what I call my house
Speaker 1: where I chat to a regular crew of my friends
Speaker 1: and super interesting people from all over the world. And
Speaker 1: it's Jane whole day. Yay. On today's episode, we reveal
Speaker 1: that we have fully entered our budget busting era. We
Speaker 1: play around of what's in the belly bag, and we
Speaker 1: chat about mounting horses and faking it till you make it,
Speaker 1: and we answer the most popular Google search question asked
Speaker 1: of Jane hall is she in a relationship? See you
Speaker 1: on the other side, Christy Casters, Welcome back, Janula hall Ah,
Speaker 1: thank you, Chrysal Laswan.
Speaker 2: Great to be here.
Speaker 1: Good to see you again. Now, have you bought any
Speaker 1: faux hair scrunchies since we last met?
Speaker 2: No, because they're not in my wheelhouse. Having a lot
Speaker 2: of my own hair, I like to keep it own atchural,
Speaker 2: and I have no want or need for your Pattison hair.
Speaker 1: And also that's not in the budget. It's not in
Speaker 1: the budget. I did want to cover this off.
Speaker 2: I have gotten completely tired of spending too much money
Speaker 2: on things when it is not required.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Where is Jane Hall, and a lot have
Speaker 1: you done with her?
Speaker 2: Well, Jane Hall is now not a woman of significant means,
Speaker 2: But I have used that as a learning tool, if
Speaker 2: you will. I've branched out, I've narrowed.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've broadened kind horizons, and I now look for
Speaker 1: more budget friendly options to keep my to keep my
Speaker 1: style alive, and to keep your stomach full on a
Speaker 1: very very meager budget.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't, Yes, I don't spend a lot of
Speaker 2: money on food. I will admit that it.
Speaker 1: Always astounded me how much. I mean no judgment at all,
Speaker 1: because I used to be a lot more casual with
Speaker 1: expenses than I am. Now I've really reined it in.
Speaker 2: Well, when you're making your own bread for goodness sake,
Speaker 2: so you can save seven bucks a love?
Speaker 1: Correct? Can you believe a life of sourdough? Fancy sourdo
Speaker 1: is nine dollars? I can make it for a dollar
Speaker 1: forty exactly. But it does take you seventy two hours.
Speaker 1: I mean there is, I mean that's by the bye. Yes,
Speaker 1: But I was always astounded at, like how much you
Speaker 1: would spend on very high quality, fashionable stuff, like very stylish.
Speaker 1: I thought nothing of it, did I? Like four hundred
Speaker 1: dollars for a pair of shoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, I want to talk you through something.
Speaker 2: This jacket is a remnant from the old days when
Speaker 2: I used to spend a lot, when you used.
Speaker 1: To be rich.
Speaker 2: Correct, Yes, thank you, thank you for bringing that up.
Speaker 1: Well, look, we've all been here. It's okay.
Speaker 2: But look, I mean, excuse me while I get.
Speaker 1: Out of this one. Oh it's a stunning jacket, my
Speaker 1: lad number. I want to talk to you about this. Yes,
Speaker 1: I want to put it on for you. Okay, Oven,
Speaker 1: I just your casual white tea. There are beautiful podcasters.
Speaker 1: It is a beautiful sort of fits breast and it
Speaker 1: fits me like a glass wide lapel too. Stunning, fitted, gorgeous,
Speaker 1: perfect fit. Look, don't go near it with a naked flame. No,
Speaker 1: but why would you? Why would you?
Speaker 2: I want to tell you something.
Speaker 1: I bought this. It looks very expensive. I bought this
Speaker 1: from Aldi. Yes, Aldi, this black?
Speaker 2: Even am I what? I'm a late I'm a late
Speaker 2: adapt to Aldi, and you know I'm later a late
Speaker 2: adapt to many many things.
Speaker 1: Don't get me started on Elder love it so much
Speaker 1: so after the incident where I bought the most spectacular
Speaker 1: garden solar lights, which, by the way, I've seen it
Speaker 1: high and BOUTIQUI type external you know, fashion for a fortune.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the middle Aisle Jane, Where have I been
Speaker 1: the best?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So I buy the solar lights.
Speaker 2: Sniffing around, sniffing around, sniff, sniff. Go over to the
Speaker 2: little bay where there are a number of sort of
Speaker 2: stylish looking women hanging around it. What are they looking at?
Speaker 2: What am I missing out on? I unwrap this out
Speaker 2: of its plastic sheath, and I say, for thirty four dollars,
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 1: Have you, Thank you, I will have you. Jane Aldi's jacket.
Speaker 1: It is so fantastic. It is so fantastic anyway. And
Speaker 1: the other thing, I used to spend four hundred dollars
Speaker 1: on a pair of jeans. I mean, I cannot comprehend.
Speaker 2: That, citizens of humanity four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Are they the ones that you can't wash? You're supposed
Speaker 1: to put in the freezer? Have you heard that? Well?
Speaker 2: I have heard that, But that's perkish. I would never
Speaker 2: do that. None of my items are ever just not
Speaker 2: being laund at a thousand times no.
Speaker 1: Because fish fingers. Oh do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Frozen fish fingers are in there as well. I don't wondering
Speaker 1: what are you inferring about.
Speaker 2: What my my denim my denim wear might look.
Speaker 1: I just feel like they shouldn't be in the same
Speaker 1: chest vicinity as your fish fingers.
Speaker 2: Yes, certainly, okay. Jeans, yes, these ones? Yeah, Target, your
Speaker 2: twenty nine dollar girlfriends.
Speaker 1: All I can tell you is welcome.
Speaker 2: And do you know what you've always said to me?
Speaker 2: Look further afield.
Speaker 1: You don't need to buy your label. You don't.
Speaker 2: I go into Target in a frenzy because not only
Speaker 2: did I buy these jeans, yes, I bought good quality
Speaker 2: Belgian linen shirts for twenty nine dollars.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jane, I've been saying this to you for years.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, now I'm misting right. Well, years are open.
Speaker 1: You're like, you know, fifteen years behind me and.
Speaker 2: Our fifteen years behind most of them.
Speaker 1: But now that you are where I was fifteen years ago,
Speaker 1: you know the only way forward for you.
Speaker 2: Is down in the depths of the Maya bargain base.
Speaker 1: Well see this cardigan I do? I do pure marino wall. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's actually country road, is it really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I wouldn't have known that just by looking
Speaker 2: at it. I mean I could have found that.
Speaker 1: Now do you know where I found it? Oh? Look,
Speaker 1: could have been in the boot of your car. No where.
Speaker 1: Found it on the street on my walk yesterday? What
Speaker 1: I found it on the street on my walk, just
Speaker 1: lying on the ground. Yes, a car has driven over it.
Speaker 1: So there's a little hole that you can see here, yes,
Speaker 1: or a rodent could have done that. Since I've been outside, Well,
Speaker 1: there's another hole there on the other end. If I
Speaker 1: just go like that, you can't see marin country road?
Speaker 1: My size?
Speaker 2: What that was the God speaking to you, wasn't I?
Speaker 1: You know? This is why I don't go anywhere without
Speaker 1: a backpack, because I stopped and I picked it up,
Speaker 1: and I put it in my backpack and I have
Speaker 1: washed it. Oh you have, yes, Okay, but thank you
Speaker 1: to Janine or Caye. Yes. I feel like it belonged
Speaker 1: to a cave.
Speaker 2: Do you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And maybe she was sasheting around the shops and
Speaker 1: it's just fallen out of the crook of her arm.
Speaker 1: I'm getting Bernadette, Bernadette, Well, thank you, Bernadette. Yes, so
Speaker 1: this is the only way forward for you, okay, hard rubbish? First, stop.
Speaker 1: First stop, Aldi, second stop. Que's dropped waterfall jackets from
Speaker 1: country road in your side of your road. It's not bad,
Speaker 1: is it? It's not bad at all?
Speaker 2: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: All right, well I've learned something new about you. That's
Speaker 1: for sure. A little budget buster. Hall hors hacks. It's
Speaker 1: still going to be a thing we do. It is
Speaker 1: a thing. It's called Hale's hacks. Okay, Oh, I love
Speaker 1: this and I'm going to workshop that. Can you think
Speaker 1: of another one? Now while we're on the Aldi that
Speaker 1: the Aldi jacket? Is it? No, let's just end it
Speaker 1: on the Aldi jacket and the next time we see
Speaker 1: give us another one.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Obviously. That is a surprise to me, and you always
Speaker 1: surprise me.
Speaker 2: No one was more shocked than I can tell you.
Speaker 1: I have googled you. Oh no, yes, because I know
Speaker 1: you so well and I thought there must be some
Speaker 1: things that I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is going to end in tears.
Speaker 1: So I opened up Google on my phone and I
Speaker 1: wrote is Jane Hall?
Speaker 2: And what were the top responses?
Speaker 1: And then you know, the top responses are the most
Speaker 1: popular endings of those sentences.
Speaker 2: Now, I've never done this before.
Speaker 1: Okay, so do you want to know what most people
Speaker 1: are googling about? You do you whn to have a guess?
Speaker 1: Is Jane Hall a tight ass? Yes? Yep? Is Hall
Speaker 1: still addicted to honey soy, chicken chips king? Okay? Yes?
Speaker 2: No apart from those two obvious search requests, So no,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well here's yeah, married close? Is Jane Hall in a relationship?
Speaker 1: And I want to know? Without ha ha ha? Who
Speaker 1: are these people?
Speaker 2: I don't know because no one has approached me for
Speaker 2: any kind of romantic interlude for many moons. So I
Speaker 2: don't know why these people? What do they want to know?
Speaker 2: Why would they want to know that? What are your
Speaker 2: I have nothing to offer another person?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel the.
Speaker 2: Same, nothing nothing. I couldn't even anything worse.
Speaker 1: People think that that's a negative though, Like when you
Speaker 1: go I have nothing to offer, they go, oh, yes
Speaker 1: you do. I'm like, no, no, that's not what I mean,
Speaker 1: and not after people.
Speaker 2: To correct me on that. No.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have the bandwidth to give of myself
Speaker 1: in that sort of realm to start all over again
Speaker 1: with someone, to meet their family, to discuss their hobbies,
Speaker 1: to you know. I just don't, Oh please, I just
Speaker 1: want to sit in the couch. Are you surprised with
Speaker 1: how badly that is perceived by the rest of the
Speaker 1: word is, Yes, I am always surprised me too.
Speaker 2: I know I have actually a lot of friends who
Speaker 2: are desperate to fix me up, you know, desperate to say, oh,
Speaker 2: my uncle has recently divorced, and yeah he's lovely, and
Speaker 2: you know you both like walks on the beach. You'd
Speaker 2: be perfect for each other. Guess what, ring it ing ding? No,
Speaker 2: we wouldn't. I've got no desire to go on walks
Speaker 2: on the beach with anyone other than myself, and I
Speaker 2: don't see that as a negative thing.
Speaker 1: I was talking to this great woman. Her name's Jody Rogers's.
Speaker 2: I know, Jody Rogers.
Speaker 1: She's wonderful, so wonderful. Love on Love on the Spectrum
Speaker 1: is goodness, amazing. We're going to get her on this
Speaker 1: podcast on Great But she obviously helps people on the
Speaker 1: spectrum working out what to do in romantic situations, which
Speaker 1: is frankly a human condition. I think that applies to everyone,
Speaker 1: absolutely everybody. But she's also a sexologist.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that They bring that up on
Speaker 2: Love on.
Speaker 1: No, She's done a master's in sexology. Yeah, what is sexology?
Speaker 1: That is exactly what I asked her, and he did
Speaker 1: enlightened me. First of all, I said, are you really
Speaker 1: good in the saying, which is what everybody thinks when
Speaker 1: you know, when you hear that somebody's a sexologist, you
Speaker 1: set them mad for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she was talking more about you know, it's sort
Speaker 1: of the study of sensuality and you know, the giving
Speaker 1: and taking of.
Speaker 2: Intimacy, all that sort of business. Okay, I know I
Speaker 2: know nothing about.
Speaker 1: This anyway, she said, Because I said, what advice would
Speaker 1: you have for a woman not naming any names, who's
Speaker 1: fifty eleven, Yes, who just has no desire, no interest
Speaker 1: to dabble? And she said, I would say to that woman, hrt. No,
Speaker 1: she would say, sensuality and sexuality is an ebb and
Speaker 1: flow situation.
Speaker 2: Ah really yes?
Speaker 1: So do you think that you are just in a
Speaker 1: stage where you're in the ebb of needing a relationship
Speaker 1: and very very low if that's.
Speaker 2: The y and it's been going for a very long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe though, But when I'm sixty eleven, will I still
Speaker 2: be this disinterested in coupling up or doing anything more?
Speaker 2: Sensure than giving myself a foot massage.
Speaker 1: Will I oh, I was about to bring up something then,
Speaker 1: and you would not like it.
Speaker 2: I will not do it. Well is about me? It
Speaker 2: is you can bring it up, but if I don't
Speaker 2: wish lands, I would not.
Speaker 1: I remember I gave you something to try.
Speaker 2: Hi, Yes, yes, I do, I do.
Speaker 1: We don't have to name names.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we don't have to name names.
Speaker 1: But from my perspective, yes, it's been very useful.
Speaker 2: Good for the fish fingers ha ha, Yes, yes, And has.
Speaker 1: It has been charged? That's all you need to say.
Speaker 1: Have you charged? I charged? That's all we need to change.
Speaker 1: I know that you're a very private woman, but you
Speaker 1: did a little mouthbur then a little gurgle, a little gurgl.
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to divert the conversation into another realm.
Speaker 1: It's officially diverted. You've given me all the information that
Speaker 1: I require.
Speaker 2: That was a very interesting day when that arrived in
Speaker 2: the post box. I can tell you it was thinking,
Speaker 2: she's she sent me a little special lip gloss from
Speaker 2: price line or no, oh no, no.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is this, we were never told about
Speaker 1: this sort of stuff in the eighties or nineties. Classes
Speaker 1: are fogged up, and I just don't I don't really
Speaker 1: like the thing is this. If you've got that, what else.
Speaker 2: Do you need?
Speaker 1: What else do you need? That's the thing?
Speaker 2: Well, I can't leave it.
Speaker 1: And also I don't like the kind of vibe. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like the way that they are advertised. No,
Speaker 1: because they come across as a bit dicky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they don't need.
Speaker 1: To you know all that. Na, It's like, No, it's
Speaker 1: not about that. It's about something else. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is about, but it's not about that.
Speaker 2: No, it's not about that.
Speaker 1: No. Anyway, I've actually got a little game that I
Speaker 1: wanted to play with you today. Okay, It's called What's
Speaker 1: in the belly Bag?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You know I don't like to lose? So is
Speaker 2: this a game that I'm going to be?
Speaker 1: Okay, you will win, Okay, trust me. Okay, So I've
Speaker 1: put something in my belly bag?
Speaker 2: Okay, can I just ask? Can I just clarify something?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: When did we go from calling it a bum bag
Speaker 2: to a belly bag?
Speaker 1: Well, a bum bag doesn't make sense because you don't
Speaker 1: wear it on your bum A lot of people do love.
Speaker 2: Who other people I've seen them out in the world.
Speaker 1: I've never seen another human being wearing it on the
Speaker 1: wearing it on their bu You wear it on your
Speaker 1: belly like okay, all right, okay, so I call it
Speaker 1: a belly back.
Speaker 2: I don't wear them anyway.
Speaker 1: But let's go for it. I've got something in the
Speaker 1: belly bag. Have a look at it and see if
Speaker 1: it sparks a story from you. I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I think this is a bridle and a saddle from
Speaker 2: a Barbie horse. It is, and I don't is this
Speaker 2: from when.
Speaker 1: I bought the It could be anything.
Speaker 2: It could be.
Speaker 1: I think three stories that would fit, but I want
Speaker 1: to know which one sparks it for you.
Speaker 2: I'm drawing a blank here.
Speaker 1: You're going to have to help me. Okay. Do you
Speaker 1: remember when you were auditioning?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, so auditioning from country practice?
Speaker 1: Yes, and what was your role on there? In the end?
Speaker 2: I was the vet in the last year of a
Speaker 2: country practice.
Speaker 1: And that's where you met Vince Colossimo did and.
Speaker 2: The rest of that badly, you know, everyone knows how
Speaker 2: that panned out. Yes, we did have a beautiful daughter, yeah,
Speaker 2: and that is wonderful. But I did meet him on
Speaker 2: that show where I had lied during the audition process ruthlessly.
Speaker 1: Because you wanted that job.
Speaker 2: I wanted that job so badly I could smell it.
Speaker 1: And also because I didn't realize that it had already
Speaker 1: been around when this character was introduced, So you knew
Speaker 1: the juggernaut of a country practice. Of course I did.
Speaker 1: I always loved it.
Speaker 2: It was a dream to be on a country practice.
Speaker 2: So I get the audition for the role of the
Speaker 2: vet and I think, look, it's not a natural fit.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you're not an animal.
Speaker 2: I'm not an animal person. And even when I say that,
Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be all sorts of judgment about there.
Speaker 2: But means that I'm not feeling and I'm cruel in
Speaker 2: some way. I'm just not Look I like your dog, Yes,
Speaker 2: all right, who doesn't, I mean it's Robinson CRUs Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I lied and said, yes, I'm excellent with animals.
Speaker 2: Can you ride horses? Oh yes, I'm an excellent horse
Speaker 2: horse woman, and and that will be no problem, no
Speaker 2: problem at all. Show me the horse that I couldn't ride.
Speaker 2: You know, there isn't one. So you know, we start
Speaker 2: filming and it's really good we've been going Philly for
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks and think there's been no horses.
Speaker 1: That's thank good, there's no horses.
Speaker 2: And then then the script came where Jess, my character
Speaker 2: is galloping across a paddock towards I don't know, some
Speaker 2: sort of veterinarial disaster, veterinarial did I just didn't make that,
Speaker 2: make that up.
Speaker 1: It's a venereal very close and you must your heart
Speaker 1: must have stopped when you got to that in the script.
Speaker 2: It's really stopped. And I thought, well, look what can
Speaker 2: I do here? I can either come clean now and
Speaker 2: the whole thing grinds to a holt and they'll recast me.
Speaker 2: I'll get the sack and I'll be in all sorts
Speaker 2: of trouble, or I can front up and I can
Speaker 2: do my best. And I fronted up? Did you it's
Speaker 2: even I have ridden a horse, it's very hard to
Speaker 2: even get on. I couldn't get on it.
Speaker 1: Did they have to bring a ladder?
Speaker 2: They had to bring these apple boxes to get up
Speaker 2: on the horse. And then they were like, okay, so
Speaker 2: you need to go from there over to there so
Speaker 2: where the camera will be over here, and you just
Speaker 2: need to like you don't have to gallop, maybe just
Speaker 2: like a good trot or a canter a cant I said,
Speaker 2: what's a canter?
Speaker 1: I said it internally, Oh okay, I was going to say,
Speaker 1: why would you give an indication that the jig is
Speaker 1: up there?
Speaker 2: Anyway? I couldn't get the hat, I couldn't get the
Speaker 2: horse moving. Ha ha, come on, boy, come on or girl,
Speaker 2: whatever it was, horse didn't move. Cut a long story short.
Speaker 2: They ended up having to get into stunt woman on
Speaker 2: the day at short notice to get on the horse
Speaker 2: and do the actual, actual just sort of riding, which
Speaker 2: I had lied about, And strangely I was never called
Speaker 2: upon to go near a horse again for the entire
Speaker 2: one year that I shot on that show.
Speaker 1: Was there any ramifications apart from the great shame of
Speaker 1: having a stunt woman.
Speaker 2: So many hot tears from me for a start at
Speaker 2: being embarrassed. Yes, and no, they were really really good
Speaker 2: about it. But from then on there was a lot
Speaker 2: of kind of mucky stuff that I never really envisaged, like,
Speaker 2: you know, my arm going up a cow's body, did
Speaker 2: you have to do that? Yes? And into a goat's vagina,
Speaker 2: that type of thing, And I feel like they maybe
Speaker 2: wouldn't have made me do that if I could just
Speaker 2: ride the horse in.
Speaker 1: The first I want to talk about putting your hand
Speaker 1: inside an animal? Yes, were youre gloved up? And how
Speaker 1: far up the arm did you? What to the shoulder in?
Speaker 1: What the cow or the ghat? Not the goat?
Speaker 2: The goat was about here? I mean, it's basic biology,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Think of the size of the animal. That's
Speaker 2: how long the cavity is in a cow right up there,
Speaker 2: big plastic glove, lots of lube. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I had a vet with me who showed me how
Speaker 1: to do it, like a real vet advisor. She was fantastic.
Speaker 1: It seems like a violation to the animal. It is,
Speaker 1: Jane Hall, nothing to do with anything veterinary, with your
Speaker 1: entire whatsoever. What does it feel like?
Speaker 2: Warm and wet and very tight? Actually, I believe, And
Speaker 2: it's a sensation that I haven't forgotten, and actually, even
Speaker 2: talking about it now, I'm reminded about how many things
Speaker 2: have changed in television. I'd wager that they wouldn't get
Speaker 2: your average twenty four year old actress to do that now,
Speaker 2: would they?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, much in the same way that we have regulations
Speaker 2: about child actors much tighter than when I was a
Speaker 2: child actor. I believe that they probably wouldn't let you
Speaker 2: lay person perform any kind of internal cavity search on
Speaker 2: a living creature.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't think they would.
Speaker 2: What about you live in your learned What.
Speaker 1: About intimacy coordinators? What do you think of them? I
Speaker 1: only just found out that this happens now. I think
Speaker 1: it's great where somebody extraneous to the acting couple, yes,
Speaker 1: gives directions and it's supervised, right, it's choreographed, and it's just.
Speaker 2: In the same way that any kind of blocking is
Speaker 2: done for an acting scene, and everyone has made sure
Speaker 2: Like you talk about what your comfort zone is, you
Speaker 2: talk about where you're okay to be touched, how you
Speaker 2: feel about that. It's you know, you sort of paint
Speaker 2: by numbers. You go right on this moment, you'll be
Speaker 2: touched here, and then the kiss will go for how
Speaker 2: long and it will be this angle and you'll be
Speaker 2: you know, I just feel like it's so much more respectful.
Speaker 2: All the sort of kissing scenes and bedroom scenes anything
Speaker 2: like that that I've done, have just been well, if
Speaker 2: you go okay, no one's looking Okay, we'll just see,
Speaker 2: we'll roll up and see what happens. And it's just
Speaker 2: very it's very I mean, just recently in Wentworth, I
Speaker 2: had to like do a Oh you've seen it, that's.
Speaker 1: Why you laugh.
Speaker 2: Don't laugh, don't laugh. I wouldn't laugh.
Speaker 1: So I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know that you're a goer, and I know also
Speaker 1: that it's not you.
Speaker 2: Second, I've just said to you that I haven't know
Speaker 2: that I'm not no longer interested in that sort of nonense.
Speaker 1: No, but I know that in the past you have
Speaker 1: it in you certainly that you enjoy the physical side
Speaker 1: of a romantic relationship. Sure, So imagine my horror when
Speaker 1: I was watching Terrible and which bit because there are
Speaker 1: a couple of them. Yeah, it was. And I can't
Speaker 1: divorce you from your character.
Speaker 2: Think probably just because I'm not a very good actor.
Speaker 1: So no, no, no, it's because I know you so well.
Speaker 1: Crying again and I saw.
Speaker 2: You in a car with Bernie Curry Bernard and he's
Speaker 2: my friend.
Speaker 1: It's like that was like and you were bouncing on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was terrible. I mean it was fine,
Speaker 2: but there was no we didn't have an intimacy cordon.
Speaker 1: Your hair looked amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean that's the it did.
Speaker 1: Then there was another one in an alley, a leg.
Speaker 2: Up against a I know, I know, but what a
Speaker 2: great leg look. It was true, as I say, I
Speaker 2: was in the peak of my powers and that was
Speaker 2: when I was fifty, so I was right. I was
Speaker 2: right up for it. I didn't have a problem, but yeah,
Speaker 2: it looked very awkward that sort of stuff. And Bernie
Speaker 2: and I are like great mate friends and it's, you know,
Speaker 2: really awkward, and he's very happily married, and I just
Speaker 2: we just had to get through it. Bernie and I
Speaker 2: were just like, yeah, let's do it. Yep, no worries,
Speaker 2: it's going to be fine.
Speaker 1: And is it easier that when you have to do
Speaker 1: that sort of stuff with someone you know better with
Speaker 1: a stranger. Yeah, I mean he's got no relation. Thanks
Speaker 1: for exploring what was in the belly bag, Jane Hall.
Speaker 1: Of course I was talking about the country Practice role.
Speaker 1: But I did find another Hawsey story about you. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: how's this headline? Jane Hall donates fifty thousand dollars Melbourne
Speaker 1: Cup winnings to a homeless charity. Now I read that
Speaker 1: and I thought she should body want that money. Now
Speaker 1: that decision.
Speaker 2: One of my all time regrets. What I couldn't do
Speaker 2: with that money now.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable, what kind hearted. So of course, now we were
Speaker 1: talking earlier about budgetbusters and I am baking my own bread.
Speaker 1: It's been an evolution. I started off with just normal
Speaker 1: and then I got into the sourdays.
Speaker 2: Have you got like a bread maker or you just
Speaker 2: do it like no oldie baker?
Speaker 1: I do it like how I imagine the women from
Speaker 1: the bornhoff And ad used to do it in the eighties.
Speaker 1: You remember them absolutely, some sort.
Speaker 2: Of apron and lots of flower going everywhere.
Speaker 1: I remember watching that. I rememb watching that ad and
Speaker 1: just being like, yes, I like bornof Did.
Speaker 2: You ever get to buy bornhoff It? I think it
Speaker 2: was a bit expensive for us, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're we had Bornhoffen. Oh wow, it would
Speaker 1: have been on weight Watchers or something. Of course in
Speaker 1: the eighties, limits mom scars Scarsdale die. But so I
Speaker 1: am making my own bread. And I know that it
Speaker 1: is a fad. It is a fad, but I'm late
Speaker 1: to it because all through COVID people were sour dooing,
Speaker 1: and that's rare for you because you're normally a really
Speaker 1: early adapter. I am, I am.
Speaker 2: I want to love it. I want to take you
Speaker 2: back to a conversation that we had many moons ago
Speaker 2: where you had one of the early iPhones and you
Speaker 2: were very busy on it.
Speaker 1: You loved it. I still am, absolutely, I know you
Speaker 1: still do.
Speaker 2: My famous big call at the time was I love this.
Speaker 2: Text messaging will never take off.
Speaker 1: It will never take off, never take off. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: my dad doesn't believe in the internet.
Speaker 2: Oh, he doesn't believe in it.
Speaker 1: That the second doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, it doesn't. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right. It's big of you to a remember that you
Speaker 1: said text messages will never take it, yeah, and to
Speaker 1: admit that you're wrong.
Speaker 2: I have been wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh jeesus.
Speaker 2: It feels poisonous coming out of my.
Speaker 1: Well because I'm guessing that you would be like me
Speaker 1: in that.
Speaker 2: Prefer a text message to a folk.
Speaker 1: Ninety five percent of my communication is done on text.
Speaker 1: I have no issue with it. Now I'm embarrassed. I
Speaker 1: don't don't be embarrassed. I think it's I think it's good.
Speaker 1: It's old school. Well, I think it's hereditary. My dad
Speaker 1: once famously said that bottled water was overrated. It would
Speaker 1: never take off. So there you go.
Speaker 2: That's where I get it from. In any case, talking
Speaker 2: about adapting to things, I've tried your TikTok. Now I
Speaker 2: don't fully understand what TikTok is, but I get them
Speaker 2: on my feed and I've tried some of the fads.
Speaker 2: Have you tried any of them, like, you know, the hacks,
Speaker 2: the things that I'm not, I'm not TikTok. Did you
Speaker 2: see what I call it called a tik tak? Yeah? No,
Speaker 2: I've really got no idea anyway.
Speaker 1: Have you got an account and everything?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, I just see them when
Speaker 2: it comes up on Insta. You know the odd thing
Speaker 2: that you can do. So I've tried a few, and
Speaker 2: I've got to say, oh, I cleaned my air fryer.
Speaker 2: There you go, you did, didn't you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like buy carb and I.
Speaker 2: Don't think that worked very well.
Speaker 1: It wasn't great.
Speaker 2: No. In the same vein that the idea that you
Speaker 2: can slice up lemons and put them in hot water
Speaker 2: and put them in your oven to freshen your oven. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, No.
Speaker 2: What happened was I had a good pi Rex, my
Speaker 2: best Pirex, and all I ended up with was sludgy,
Speaker 2: cindered lemon bits that I couldn't get off from this
Speaker 2: Pirex and it had to go into the rubbish.
Speaker 1: It was gone. You threw out a PIRATEX.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was from nineteen seventy two, so you
Speaker 2: know that's even worse. I know, I know, So that
Speaker 2: didn't work.
Speaker 1: You know, there's something else I saw on TikTok or
Speaker 1: Instagram or one of them, is that there's two different
Speaker 1: Pirexes and that you can tell.
Speaker 2: Which vinage yes, something about the trial.
Speaker 1: Something about something, and that would have been a vintage
Speaker 1: one would have been.
Speaker 2: Because I got it off GRAMDMA Lisa. Oh well no
Speaker 2: more anyway, thank you TikTok. And then I tried the
Speaker 2: when you boil an.
Speaker 1: Egg, if you tap the top of the egg where
Speaker 1: the little air pocket.
Speaker 2: Is, yes, then the skin will slide right off.
Speaker 1: Rubbish.
Speaker 2: What a load of cod's wobble. That was so many
Speaker 2: eggs I went through trying to perfect that. That's annoying,
Speaker 2: so annoying. And then, because when you're fifty eleven, you
Speaker 2: do a lot of gardening, and I like hydrangers.
Speaker 1: I do too well.
Speaker 2: I tried to strike one.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Well, that means cut the top off one and then
Speaker 2: put it in a special concoction.
Speaker 1: You got too much time on your hand?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is this my future? Striking hydrangers?
Speaker 2: Very much. So, if you've got a banana, what you're
Speaker 2: supposed to do is chop up the peel and put
Speaker 2: it in, steep it in water half an hour, then
Speaker 2: tip the sludgey peel out, then put your hydranger in
Speaker 2: and white roots will grow in twenty days. No they won't,
Speaker 2: No they won't.
Speaker 1: No, they won't.
Speaker 2: They do not. And do you know what? I to
Speaker 2: go out, especially to buy a banana for that because
Speaker 2: I don't eat bananas.
Speaker 1: Why don't you eat bananas?
Speaker 2: I don't like. I don't. I'm not a fan of
Speaker 2: the banana.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite fruit?
Speaker 2: Berries and mango?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, I like anything like sort of your stone fruit.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I love apples? Apples? I know
Speaker 1: you do, which takes me to my next question. And
Speaker 1: you know that I love to kind of take your
Speaker 1: temperature on stuff and then do what I like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the amount of things you've asked me,
Speaker 2: and I've gone, well, what you need to do is
Speaker 2: and then you've gone and done exactly what you wanted.
Speaker 1: Tattoos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I know where we're going with this. Now
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1: Even a beautiful apple.
Speaker 2: Oh god, the last time, well, like just like a
Speaker 2: little fine line. Depends where it's going to go.
Speaker 1: I thought I would put it on my wrists.
Speaker 2: No that's really no. No, okay, where would it go?
Speaker 2: Nowhere is what I want to say to you. Nowhere,
Speaker 2: but put it somewhere where you don't have to look
Speaker 2: at it all the time if you're going to.
Speaker 1: But I want to look at it all the time.
Speaker 1: I want to be reminded. I thought you were going
Speaker 1: to get a sentence tattooed. I was about walking, Yes
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was brutal about that when we were went.
Speaker 1: Away to balley, and you do exactly what I thought about,
Speaker 1: And you were right, because I did see someone who
Speaker 1: had something similar, and it was three years old and
Speaker 1: it looked like you know the way I see things
Speaker 1: without my glasses on.
Speaker 2: It was just a giant scan of people's scan Panad.
Speaker 2: Do you remember scan Panad that's got the nana and
Speaker 2: she's cooking with a scan pan, and then she's got
Speaker 2: this big sort of sleeve tattoo thing that's sagging, baggy,
Speaker 2: and they say some things you you know, some things
Speaker 2: you won't regret for life. Yeah, that's the frying of
Speaker 2: the scan.
Speaker 1: Because scan pan are expensive and worth every penny. Correct,
Speaker 1: I get it. I think I'm with you on the
Speaker 1: tattoo thing, because even though I regret nothing, I feel
Speaker 1: like eventually I don't regret anything, but I do get
Speaker 1: sick of things.
Speaker 2: That's right, you do forever painting walls and different artworks.
Speaker 2: Get rid of that. Yeah, that's old. I don't need that.
Speaker 2: I don't like it anymore. Yeah, and you're going to
Speaker 2: do if you've got an apple tattooed on you and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden you moved to like bananas.
Speaker 1: It's exactly. It's the permanency of it.
Speaker 2: And I think we are hitting the nail on the
Speaker 2: head here with you and I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 2: We just don't really like anything that's too permanent, you know,
Speaker 2: like husbands? Is that a fair call?
Speaker 1: I think you're right.
Speaker 2: I think I don't like to be I don't like
Speaker 2: to be hemmed in.
Speaker 1: I don't like. Yeah, I don't like there to.
Speaker 2: Be nowhere out of something. You know, is it commitment? Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Because I committed to you, you committed
Speaker 2: to me. We can do commitment on some terms. But
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just I don't want to be
Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want anything to be inescapable. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so if I get something tattooed, I mean, don't forget.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you your trial. I think you're right,
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you a cautionary tale about your tattoo.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Go.
Speaker 2: My daughter loves a tattoo, and that's fine. Her body,
Speaker 2: her choices. Good lord, how hard that is to say
Speaker 2: as a parent, But anyway, we all must. She decided
Speaker 2: to have my birth date tattooed in tiny little Roman
Speaker 2: numerals on her collar bone. Beautiful, tasteful idea, except she
Speaker 2: googled translated my birth date.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and instead of.
Speaker 2: Being born on the twentieth of January nineteen seventy one,
Speaker 2: I'm immortalized on my daughter's collar bone as being born
Speaker 2: on the twentieth of January eleven seventy one. Now that
Speaker 2: that is offensive to someone who's fifty eleven but.
Speaker 1: Also, but also it's sort of the truth and it's
Speaker 1: sort of sweet, like the fact that she did that
Speaker 1: for me, I was just.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, that's so gorgeous, like howly sweet.
Speaker 1: That's like the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for you. Totally.
Speaker 1: Are you a romantic person?
Speaker 2: I used to think so, but I don't believe in
Speaker 2: it anymore. I don't believe in it anymore. I just don't.
Speaker 2: I don't have that again, I just don't have it
Speaker 2: in me. What's happened.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm romantic either. No, And I don't
Speaker 1: know why that is. Perhaps it's because I'm really thoughtful.
Speaker 2: I'm very thoughtful and one of your very loving and
Speaker 2: one of your favorite things to do your love language
Speaker 2: is giving. Yeah, and you love to buy presents for people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you always have done. But I don't know. I feel like.
Speaker 1: In your life there haven't been very many romantic gestures
Speaker 1: bestowed upon you. Yes, but I think that's my fault,
Speaker 1: Oh do you Yeah? I just a bit like la
Speaker 1: la la. Yeah. I don't know. It's the one area
Speaker 1: of my life that I'm just eye roll. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: And I always have been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know I do this stupid thing every
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day. I think, might just go and have a
Speaker 2: little look in the mailbox. See if anyone's popped a
Speaker 2: little missive in there, a little gesture of love, a
Speaker 2: little branch of a flower.
Speaker 1: I'd have to remember to get onto the.
Speaker 2: From the National Park. No, nothing, no, nothing, nothing ever,
Speaker 2: nothing ever?
Speaker 1: Why do I look? Why do I waste my time?
Speaker 1: Why do you I'm just a glutton for punished. You
Speaker 1: want it, but if it came, you'd hate it.
Speaker 2: I probably would, because again hem hem hem la la la,
Speaker 2: la la la.
Speaker 1: I think I've just realized the origins of my anti
Speaker 1: romantic stance. My grandmother, grand magical woman. I remember having
Speaker 1: a conversation with her in her hot as Hades house
Speaker 1: in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, because why would they have air conditioning?
Speaker 1: They just didn't in the eighties.
Speaker 2: No, that's right, My mum suffered through mildur or heat nuts.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I was in her house and the fan was going,
Speaker 1: oh and you know that does his blow around the
Speaker 1: brown mistrel on full and my grandfather, her husband had
Speaker 1: died long before I was born. Yeah, so he was
Speaker 1: sort of this, you know, mythical figure thickle figure. And
Speaker 1: you know, as a child, I always knew that Gran
Speaker 1: was on her own. That was her life. That was
Speaker 1: the only one I knew. So I always was fascinated
Speaker 1: at her somehow metamorphosing into that role from a wife
Speaker 1: and living with someone and all that. Yeah, yeah, all
Speaker 1: that sort of stuff. So I remember saying, it would
Speaker 1: have been about seven, and I said to her grand
Speaker 1: when Patty died, why didn't you get married again? Or like,
Speaker 1: will you get married again? And she said, why the
Speaker 1: shit in hell would I do that? And it wasn't
Speaker 1: the answer that I was expecting, No, but it kind
Speaker 1: of showed me. Oh. It was the first woman that
Speaker 1: i'd heard go against the dream narrative of you get married,
Speaker 1: that's where the white dress and you have a husband
Speaker 1: and all of that stuff.
Speaker 2: And you'd be surprised that's still floating around. I still
Speaker 2: get that from a lot of girlfriends, like, yeah, don't
Speaker 2: you lonely? Don't you? You know, isn't it something that
Speaker 2: you want in your life?
Speaker 1: Oh? That's interesting, isn't it.
Speaker 2: But it's fine. I'm fine with that. It doesn't make
Speaker 2: me a.
Speaker 1: Husk of a person, not one bit.
Speaker 2: Good Lord, I love my house where everything is as
Speaker 2: it should be.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you. One of my favorite questionnaires is
Speaker 1: the back page of Vanity Fair, the Proost questionnaire. Oh yes, gosh,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to ask you. One of the questions
Speaker 1: on it is what is your idea of perfect happiness?
Speaker 1: And what is it? When do you feel those sign
Speaker 1: apps is bursting? And you know those feelings of like
Speaker 1: I'm almost breathless with joy.
Speaker 2: It when it's a warm day, the sun has been
Speaker 2: shining and I've been out in it in some way,
Speaker 2: just basking in the sunshine. And then I walk through
Speaker 2: my house and it's perfectly clean, and.
Speaker 1: Hang on, what does that feel like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you don't. I just forget about that. Forget
Speaker 2: about You'll never know it.
Speaker 1: It's coming, that's coming, maybe in twenty years, not.
Speaker 2: With those three at time. Anyway, you walk through the
Speaker 2: house and it's dusk, and you know, I've had a
Speaker 2: glass of wine, which you can also forget about. But
Speaker 2: then I make my way to my bedroom to get
Speaker 2: into my freshly laundered one hundred percent linen sheets.
Speaker 1: And the thing I bought you is fully charged.
Speaker 2: That wasn't in it. Okay, sorry, but I can see
Speaker 2: how this is your story.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Can see how that would be a natural conclusion, but no,
Speaker 2: a perfect night's sleep, drifting off to sleep, happy.
Speaker 1: Secure, clean like and you know what. The list interesting
Speaker 1: thing about that whole scenario is you are by yourself.
Speaker 2: Exactly and I couldn't be happier. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: I love that. I mean, look, it is no secret,
Speaker 1: Jane Hall that the whole reason I've started this podcast
Speaker 1: is so that I get a chance to see you.
Speaker 2: It's pretty nifty little device.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you God. It took me a long
Speaker 1: time to organize. This isn't going out anywhere. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just.
Speaker 2: Catching Bruis over here just to.
Speaker 1: Slap our chops. Because we love each other, but I
Speaker 1: do we both have we have a problem in that
Speaker 1: we don't like phone conversations.
Speaker 2: I've had one with you in about the last twelve
Speaker 2: months that went more than ten.
Speaker 1: Seconds, and we need to do more of that. But
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about your latest work.
Speaker 1: You're so secretive and you never told me anything, but
Speaker 1: I found out that you're in Apple's Never, Apple's Never
Speaker 1: four years. Yes, well, I'm mostly on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it a career high love, hadn't it Benning?
Speaker 2: In that Yes, And I got to do a couple
Speaker 2: of scenes with Annette Benning and it was brilliant.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Didn't make the light of day, but
Speaker 1: that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Oh, look, the fact that I basked in her glory
Speaker 2: for a small amount of time. Was she like absolutely
Speaker 2: beautiful and kind and she's got that distinctive, beautiful, deep
Speaker 2: kind of melodious voice. Yes, she was very buoyant on
Speaker 2: set and kept everyone. The one night that I did
Speaker 2: with her was a big, sort of long night shoot
Speaker 2: and she was kind to a la crue, and she
Speaker 2: was fun and she sort of kept the you know,
Speaker 2: she digged everyone along. And yeah, it was really, really,
Speaker 2: really fun. It's always fun to do those big American jobs,
Speaker 2: even if you're just eating a shit sandwich in the background,
Speaker 2: which is what I was doing, because it's on a
Speaker 2: grand scale. You're in those you work on those big
Speaker 2: sound stages with crews, with hundreds of people, with this
Speaker 2: thing called craft Services, which is a tent that has
Speaker 2: a kitchen in it and they cook food all day, right,
Speaker 2: And you can go over to the Craft Services tent
Speaker 2: and get yourself a little payea or a little you know,
Speaker 2: a little a little squatter or you know, they'll be
Speaker 2: they'll make sort of individual soups or custard tarts or whatever.
Speaker 1: This stuff rolls out all day and it's so great.
Speaker 1: And everyone has a trailer. It's not like when I
Speaker 1: was in neighbors when everyone gets changed in the same room. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, no, no no. I had a trailer,
Speaker 2: my own trailer with its own door and a lock
Speaker 2: and a little bed to lie down like Dolly Park
Speaker 2: like Doll. Did Dolly Partner have a trailer?
Speaker 1: Yes? And Oprah Oprah's got a big call. It's not
Speaker 1: a win a bago like Oprah's, mind you. And Nette
Speaker 1: had her own big one, and so did Sam Neil.
Speaker 1: So it's just fun to see those things on a
Speaker 1: grand scale because we just generally don't have the budgets
Speaker 1: in Australia to make stuff like yeah, and you're so
Speaker 1: low key. I mean I had to Google that to
Speaker 1: find out that you were doing it.
Speaker 2: So give you, like I said, like six lines, give
Speaker 2: yourself a plug.
Speaker 1: Where do you where? Can you stream it? Right now?
Speaker 1: Will you google?
Speaker 2: Don't you tell me? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are you joking?
Speaker 2: I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: I watched the first episode on Something. I saw me
Speaker 1: looking bewildered in the background. I didn't watch any more
Speaker 1: of it. I can't remember well. Of course, the great
Speaker 1: question is always what is it streaming on? And I
Speaker 1: never have the answer. So well, I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's it's not Netflix, it's Foxtel and Binge. Me,
Speaker 1: you cove Foxtel and Binge. Catch Jane on it now.
Speaker 1: I want to end the podcast with another little talk
Speaker 1: about another little story related to Apple's Neverfore. When I
Speaker 1: read that you were in that series, it reminded me
Speaker 1: of a time that when we were working together on
Speaker 1: Mix Now kiss. Okay, so this is in the first year, yes,
Speaker 1: I think so when before we rebranded? I feel well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't there for the rebrand, so it was always
Speaker 1: mixed with us, No, wasn't it. No, don't you remember
Speaker 1: they did that classy thing of firing me and then
Speaker 1: rebranding it while I was still in it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I'm just not I'm not quite remembering.
Speaker 1: The joy of that magic. You and me worked with
Speaker 1: a guy called Jamie Row who were sweet friends. Jamie
Speaker 1: row yes, and he had one of those brain farts
Speaker 1: when he was trying. I think he had a few,
Speaker 1: but this one in particular is just gonna remember it
Speaker 1: and laugh. So I think I was talking about Leo,
Speaker 1: who was about five or six at the time, and
Speaker 1: I was retelling a story where he was like, Mum,
Speaker 1: how come I can never have an egg McMuffin from Macus?
Speaker 1: And I said, you wouldn't like it, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'd like it. You've got to buy it for me.
Speaker 1: Pluth Mom. They had a little bliss and so I
Speaker 1: bought him one, and then he took a bite of
Speaker 1: it and he said, hmm, I think I prefer my
Speaker 1: eggs organic and free range, which is.
Speaker 2: Still summing him up perfectly.
Speaker 1: It's classic Leo and could only come from a child
Speaker 1: of mine. Well, at that point this is all off air.
Speaker 1: We were just talking as friends. Jamie had a brain
Speaker 1: fart and he said, well, the apple doesn't fall far
Speaker 1: full far full far far full far full far full far.
Speaker 1: I remember that far. His eyes were frightened, like full
Speaker 1: far far. He didn't glitch. He glitched in me glitch, Madre,
Speaker 1: And you and I were thrilling it to happen. And
Speaker 1: then I think eventually he went from the tree, and
Speaker 1: on that note, I thank you again for your time.
Speaker 1: Please come again soon. I lived for this.
Speaker 2: I will be coming.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think we can all agree that clothes
Speaker 1: off the street or from aldi are equally excellent, then,
Speaker 1: can we. It's all about the attitude, bibbers. That was
Speaker 1: Jane Hall. You can follow her at It's Jane Hall
Speaker 1: on Insta and I am Chrissy Swan at the Christy
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