WEBVTT - We Have Allegedly Recorded This Episode 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:02.719 High Scrollers is produced on Gadigal land. 0:00:02.940 --> 0:00:05.279 We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.000 country and elders past and present. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:14.190 Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. I'm Brittany Saunders. 0:00:14.210 --> 0:00:15.770 And I'm Alright Hay, and this is High Scrollers, the 0:00:15.810 --> 0:00:17.529 podcast version of your favourite group chat. 0:00:17.630 --> 0:00:20.290 We've been sharing our lives online for over 10 years, 0:00:20.310 --> 0:00:22.330 so who better to catch you up on everything that's 0:00:22.370 --> 0:00:23.009 going viral? 0:00:23.450 --> 0:00:26.060 We talk a lot about ourselves as well, and we rant, 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.940 and we rant, and we call each other out, and... 0:00:30.570 --> 0:00:34.650 This week's episode, Brittany doesn't get a word in. Sorry. 0:00:34.850 --> 0:00:39.290 Sorry for everyone saying that Brittany cuts in too much. 0:00:39.750 --> 0:00:41.550 Not this week. She doesn't get a fucking word in. 0:00:41.570 --> 0:00:44.349 I don't let her. Sorry. It's a Matt only episode 0:00:44.380 --> 0:00:47.419 with Britt as a little sidekick this week because I 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.800 had way too much to cover and I'm so sorry 0:00:50.860 --> 0:00:52.659 about that. So strap yourself. I'm not even going to 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:57.020 let you talk in the intro. Deal me in, doll. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:57.460 Let's go. 0:01:01.420 --> 0:01:03.390 Good morning, Matthew. 0:01:03.590 --> 0:01:06.670 Strap yourselves in. Oh. Strap yourself in, Brittany. 0:01:06.930 --> 0:01:07.410 Okay. 0:01:07.450 --> 0:01:10.390 We got a lot to discuss today. Okay. We got 0:01:10.450 --> 0:01:14.149 Matt's round of the week. Oh. Times five, I reckon. 0:01:14.250 --> 0:01:15.929 I've got so many things to talk about. 0:01:15.950 --> 0:01:16.010 Oh. 0:01:17.090 --> 0:01:19.170 And because of that, I'm going to let you talk first. 0:01:19.350 --> 0:01:20.490 So you go for it. Okay. 0:01:20.530 --> 0:01:22.510 Well, I've got one thing that I want to tell everyone. 0:01:23.150 --> 0:01:24.850 I had the fright of my life. 0:01:24.870 --> 0:01:25.230 Uh-huh. 0:01:26.050 --> 0:01:29.089 It wasn't this weekend just gone, but the one before. 0:01:29.170 --> 0:01:29.410 Mm-hmm. 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:36.000 AJ's phone rang, but he has that screening call thing 0:01:36.060 --> 0:01:38.880 set up. So it was a private number. So he 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:42.340 didn't answer, but the person left a message. And so 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:46.680 he came to me after and we like played it 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.830 and it was a man and he was saying it's 0:01:48.890 --> 0:01:52.950 constable so-and-so blah, blah, blah from Newcastle police trying to 0:01:52.970 --> 0:01:55.310 get in contact with the Brittany Saunders. And he like 0:01:55.350 --> 0:01:58.230 repeated himself three times, I don't know. And then that 0:01:58.270 --> 0:02:01.580 was it. And I'm like, At first I said to AJ, 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:03.620 is this a scam? Like, you know, because it was 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.860 a private number and, like, anyone could just be saying 0:02:05.900 --> 0:02:09.489 they're a constable from the Newcastle Police Station. And so 0:02:09.930 --> 0:02:12.209 AJ's like, I don't know. We played it again. I'm like, no, 0:02:12.230 --> 0:02:19.050 it seems legit. And so he also said in the 0:02:19.510 --> 0:02:22.929 voice note that it's in regards to a car crash 0:02:22.950 --> 0:02:26.070 that you've been in. And I'm like, I haven't been 0:02:26.110 --> 0:02:30.000 in a car crash. So then I started spiralling. And 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:34.940 immediately my mind went to we have our three fate 0:02:34.980 --> 0:02:37.880 vans that are all registered in like fate but I 0:02:38.020 --> 0:02:40.690 think my number's on them. So then I'm like, oh, great. 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:43.220 One of the people at the warehouse has crashed one 0:02:43.250 --> 0:02:45.329 of the vans and not fucking told us. And so 0:02:45.350 --> 0:02:47.630 then I started like going, great, we're going to have 0:02:47.669 --> 0:02:50.430 to deal with this and someone hasn't been honest. And 0:02:50.470 --> 0:02:53.650 I'm like, that's fucked if someone's done that. So anyway, 0:02:53.669 --> 0:02:59.190 I rang the police station and, And then they gave 0:02:59.250 --> 0:03:03.609 me the constable's number. And so I rang him. And 0:03:04.150 --> 0:03:05.660 he must have known that I was ringing because he 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.040 picked up the phone and said, hey, Brittany. And I 0:03:07.060 --> 0:03:07.680 was like, hey. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:08.860 What? Yeah. 0:03:09.419 --> 0:03:09.760 I don't know. 0:03:09.780 --> 0:03:13.660 They must have. Well, he saved your number. The constable's going, oh, yeah, 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:14.940 I'll put her number in my phone. 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:21.109 And so he said, yeah, look, but it was a 0:03:21.150 --> 0:03:24.870 bit weird, the call. And I said, I'm just calling up. Like, 0:03:25.110 --> 0:03:27.810 I haven't been in a car crash yet. And he's like, oh, okay. 0:03:28.970 --> 0:03:30.769 He said, look, what I can tell you is I 0:03:30.810 --> 0:03:36.310 haven't been given much information but someone, like a woman, 0:03:36.610 --> 0:03:39.070 and he gave me the person's name, which I obviously 0:03:39.110 --> 0:03:40.780 won't say in this episode, but he gave me the 0:03:40.790 --> 0:03:42.020 person's name. Name and shame. 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:46.320 Name and shame. Come on. I can't. I know. 0:03:46.340 --> 0:03:48.720 He gave me the girl's name and then, of course, 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.510 I stalked her and found her on Instagram and Facebook. 0:03:51.530 --> 0:03:52.980 Does she follow you? No. Oh, okay. 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.480 I looked in the fate orders and everything, not a customer, 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:59.580 because I'm like, who is this? Anyway, someone had reported 0:03:59.620 --> 0:04:02.730 that their car had been crashed into, to the police, 0:04:03.290 --> 0:04:06.869 which you do, and the only information she gave them 0:04:07.410 --> 0:04:10.840 is that the person's name who did it is Brittany Saunders. 0:04:11.980 --> 0:04:14.510 And so the cop said he was basically just looking 0:04:14.590 --> 0:04:17.970 up anyone in Newcastle and the Hunter with that name 0:04:18.070 --> 0:04:20.729 and just calling around to see what information he could find. 0:04:22.010 --> 0:04:24.710 And then I was like, oh, okay. No, I haven't 0:04:24.730 --> 0:04:26.060 been in a car crash. And I said to him, 0:04:26.070 --> 0:04:28.320 we've got a few company vans. Like I thought maybe 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:32.060 something to do with that. And he said, no. She 0:04:32.100 --> 0:04:35.180 gave no details, just the name. And I said, I 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:39.320 don't know if this is weird, but. I'm like a 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.830 known Britney Saunders in Newcastle, so I'm not sure if 0:04:41.870 --> 0:04:44.610 someone's just said my name or whatever. 0:04:44.790 --> 0:04:45.670 Did you say it like that? 0:04:46.070 --> 0:04:47.330 Yeah. 0:04:47.390 --> 0:04:49.490 I would have gone harder. I would have said, I'm 0:04:49.550 --> 0:04:52.770 famous online. Like spell it out for him. The poor 0:04:52.790 --> 0:04:54.680 constable trying to figure it out. 0:04:54.710 --> 0:04:56.320 I didn't want to come across as like. 0:04:56.339 --> 0:04:58.300 I know, but just for the purpose of getting to 0:04:58.339 --> 0:05:02.760 the point, mega famous, big celeb online. This is probably 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:06.340 because my thoughts are it's just I reckon this poor 0:05:06.380 --> 0:05:08.850 girl is. is probably just trying to get some money 0:05:08.950 --> 0:05:11.510 out of you and going, oh, she's probably got some 0:05:11.550 --> 0:05:13.330 money to spare, so I'll just say she hit me 0:05:13.350 --> 0:05:14.890 with the car and see what happens. See, this is 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:15.500 the thing. 0:05:15.810 --> 0:05:17.740 I said to the guy, look, I'm a known person 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.539 in Newcastle, so maybe someone's just using my name. He's like, yeah, 0:05:20.580 --> 0:05:23.880 I don't know. He said, anyway, I'll remove you as 0:05:23.940 --> 0:05:24.320 like a. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:25.060 Suspect. 0:05:25.100 --> 0:05:27.740 Yeah, an interested person or whatever. And I was like, yeah, 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:28.140 thanks for that. 0:05:28.180 --> 0:05:28.559 No worries. 0:05:28.580 --> 0:05:33.450 Have a good day. And then so I'm saying... The 0:05:33.490 --> 0:05:36.810 thing is, if you're telling the police someone's name, if 0:05:36.850 --> 0:05:39.290 you know a first and last name of this person 0:05:39.350 --> 0:05:42.479 who's crashed into you, how do you know their first 0:05:42.540 --> 0:05:44.440 and last name but not their number plate? 0:05:45.100 --> 0:05:45.440 Yeah. 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.380 Like if you have gotten out and exchanged names, because 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.940 then I was thinking, has someone crashed into her and 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:54.220 then gotten out and said, my name's Brittany Saunders? Like 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:57.300 was it someone actually crashed into her? You know, and 0:05:57.320 --> 0:05:59.159 someone's made up a name of someone randomly. 0:05:59.220 --> 0:06:00.479 I didn't even think about that. 0:06:00.580 --> 0:06:02.140 I was trying to think of all the scenarios. But 0:06:02.180 --> 0:06:04.450 then again, I'm thinking if you got out and spoke 0:06:04.470 --> 0:06:07.510 to the person, would you not have exchanged details and 0:06:07.529 --> 0:06:08.950 took a photo of their number plate? 0:06:09.010 --> 0:06:11.650 Yeah. I don't think there's been a car crash. Yeah. 0:06:11.950 --> 0:06:17.260 Anyway, it was just the most bizarre, bizarre thing. And 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.730 I literally, I thought I was in trouble. Like when 0:06:19.750 --> 0:06:22.510 AJ's like the police have rang me, I'm like straight away, 0:06:22.529 --> 0:06:25.030 you know how like when you drive past an RVT, 0:06:25.150 --> 0:06:28.510 even if it's 10 a.m. Sunday and you have not 0:06:28.550 --> 0:06:30.870 been drinking, you're like, oh no, I've done something wrong. 0:06:30.910 --> 0:06:33.050 I feel like that. And that's what I felt like. 0:06:33.070 --> 0:06:36.220 No, I get that with the drug ones. With the RVT, 0:06:36.260 --> 0:06:38.260 I don't really care. But then the drug test I 0:06:38.300 --> 0:06:39.860 got and I don't do drugs, but I go, well, 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:43.080 what if I've accidentally had meth? Well, what if? What 0:06:43.140 --> 0:06:45.820 if someone slipped something in my drink and I didn't know? 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.789 I always get so scared when there's an RBT and 0:06:48.820 --> 0:06:51.450 I'm like, I get like you freak out before they 0:06:51.510 --> 0:06:52.870 pull you in. Then you're like, are they going to 0:06:52.910 --> 0:06:53.320 pull me in? 0:06:53.350 --> 0:06:55.570 Are they not? Why do you get so nervous? I 0:06:55.589 --> 0:06:56.050 don't know. 0:06:56.110 --> 0:06:58.010 And I even feel that way when I'm driving and 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.300 there's like a cop behind me or like next to 0:07:00.339 --> 0:07:02.260 me on the freeway or whatever. I'm like, they're fucking 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:02.730 looking at me. 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:03.900 I'm doing something wrong. 0:07:04.830 --> 0:07:05.960 So that's how I felt. 0:07:05.980 --> 0:07:08.320 It's a whole nother conversation we could go down, but 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:09.160 we better not. 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:10.600 Yeah. So anyway. 0:07:11.140 --> 0:07:13.080 Why are we so scared when we see the police? 0:07:13.260 --> 0:07:15.510 I don't know. It's another conversation for another day. 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:16.860 Anyway, that's how I felt. 0:07:17.620 --> 0:07:20.150 Sorry, I'm saying so much allegedly because before we started 0:07:20.190 --> 0:07:23.570 this episode, we had some knock, knock, knock housekeeping from 0:07:23.590 --> 0:07:24.710 Gay J. 0:07:24.810 --> 0:07:26.190 I should have done it on the pod actually. 0:07:26.210 --> 0:07:28.350 Have we got the audio for that yet? We will. 0:07:28.390 --> 0:07:32.730 We will. Um, because allegedly we keep saying allegedly too 0:07:32.770 --> 0:07:34.950 much and it doesn't cover our ass when we actually 0:07:35.010 --> 0:07:37.270 say things that could get us sued. So we've got 0:07:37.300 --> 0:07:39.250 to stop saying allegedly. 0:07:39.450 --> 0:07:43.740 A defamation reminder that allegedly doesn't cover us from getting sued. 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:44.820 That makes sense. Yeah. 0:07:45.180 --> 0:07:47.020 Well, I'm still going to say whatever I'm going to say. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:48.980 That goes to everyone who's posted online actually. 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:49.600 Yeah. 0:07:49.940 --> 0:07:51.240 A good reminder for everyone. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:54.280 Honestly, sue me for defamation. I would love it. I 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:57.550 would love it. An event. I'm bored now that the 0:07:57.590 --> 0:07:59.990 tour's over. I've got nothing going on, love, you know? 0:08:00.010 --> 0:08:02.180 Matt's round of the week. 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:07.800 Cue the track. 0:08:08.700 --> 0:08:09.460 Matt's round of the week. 0:08:09.500 --> 0:08:09.840 Woo! Woo! 0:08:09.860 --> 0:08:09.930 Woo! 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:22.080 So the last couple of weeks, there's just been, you know, 0:08:22.100 --> 0:08:24.100 when it rains, it pours, right? Our toilet blew up 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:28.080 and thankfully not the dirty water, the clean water. Oh no. 0:08:28.420 --> 0:08:30.160 No, I just got a little funny thing to say 0:08:30.180 --> 0:08:33.340 right now. I clogged the toilet again. 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:34.400 Oh God. 0:08:34.580 --> 0:08:35.200 But this time. 0:08:35.220 --> 0:08:35.900 Thanks for sharing. 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:37.579 This time I was at home. 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:38.440 And? 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:42.440 I was going away like the next night. So AJ 0:08:42.620 --> 0:08:44.080 unclogged it. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:44.900 With his hand? 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:48.020 No, with a plunger, which is how funny. 0:08:50.330 --> 0:08:51.030 How funny. Thanks for sharing. 0:08:51.830 --> 0:08:57.170 And he said the water splashed on him. Sucks shit. 0:08:57.630 --> 0:08:58.290 Literally. 0:08:58.330 --> 0:09:00.890 Yeah. 0:09:00.970 --> 0:09:03.250 Anyway, I just thought. It literally did suck the shit. 0:09:03.270 --> 0:09:03.590 Yeah. 0:09:03.870 --> 0:09:08.150 Anyway, the point is. So where the bloody heck was 0:09:08.190 --> 0:09:10.130 I going with that? I've lost my train of thought. Oh, yes. 0:09:10.170 --> 0:09:12.740 So the toilet blew up. Now, so obviously we had 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:15.320 to call the plumber. Now the toilet was in the wall. 0:09:15.860 --> 0:09:18.400 And so the cistern was in the wall. Yeah. One 0:09:18.420 --> 0:09:20.920 of those. And so to get in and fix the 0:09:20.940 --> 0:09:24.439 problem or even assess the problem, they had to cut 0:09:24.580 --> 0:09:27.210 open both sides of the wall, both in the bathroom 0:09:27.300 --> 0:09:29.270 and in the hallway. Yeah. So there was just like 0:09:29.290 --> 0:09:32.590 a gaping hole to the bathroom for a little bit there. 0:09:32.610 --> 0:09:34.880 And so we needed a plasterer to come and fix it. 0:09:35.710 --> 0:09:38.070 And so. You should have just called up AJ. 0:09:38.150 --> 0:09:39.670 He's great at fixing toilets. 0:09:39.830 --> 0:09:40.350 Oh, really? 0:09:40.950 --> 0:09:46.689 He is now. Well, you know, AJ doesn't listen to 0:09:46.730 --> 0:09:49.670 these episodes either. So we could just like make so 0:09:49.690 --> 0:09:50.170 many jokes. 0:09:50.190 --> 0:09:50.790 We could defame him. 0:09:50.870 --> 0:09:53.470 Yeah. He wouldn't even know. He can't come after us. 0:09:53.490 --> 0:09:54.150 He doesn't listen. 0:09:55.090 --> 0:09:58.170 So anyway, the plumber obviously comes, does the job and 0:09:58.210 --> 0:10:01.030 then goes and then the plumber comes like a few 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.640 days later after everything's dried out and everything. Because the 0:10:03.660 --> 0:10:05.400 problem was, is that one of the pipes, the pipe 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.140 going into the toilet had like, was leaking and the 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:11.319 wall was full of water. Like our wall was full 0:10:11.340 --> 0:10:12.460 of water, like bulging with water. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.160 I feel really bad for plumbers. That's got to be 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.680 like the roughest trade to do out of all of them. 0:10:16.700 --> 0:10:18.440 Well, they chose it. So I don't feel that bad. 0:10:18.540 --> 0:10:22.190 They do. They do. I did choose it, but like that's, 0:10:22.910 --> 0:10:24.050 I could not do that job. 0:10:24.380 --> 0:10:27.200 Well, plumbers, lovely. Had a great experience with the plumber. 0:10:27.300 --> 0:10:33.180 The plasterer. First of all, he was a lovely, lovely man. Gorgeous. 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:39.459 But he called to be like, hey, can I come tomorrow? Whatever. Yep. Sure. 0:10:39.540 --> 0:10:43.770 What time would you like to come? 7.30. Okay. 7.30 0:10:43.770 --> 0:10:45.290 in the morning. You know, a bit early for me, 0:10:45.309 --> 0:10:46.110 but yeah, sure. 0:10:46.150 --> 0:10:47.360 Most ready to start at 7. 0:10:47.350 --> 0:10:48.569 We need it done. Okay. Yeah. 0:10:48.730 --> 0:10:48.930 Yeah. 0:10:48.950 --> 0:10:54.800 Good. So then he rocks up at five past seven. No, no, 0:10:54.820 --> 0:10:56.540 this is not what we agreed on, but go for 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:58.059 your life. So then he did what he needed to 0:10:58.100 --> 0:11:00.580 do and whatever. And so he's gone. And I went, wow, 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.040 that was bloody early. Like, you know, five past seven. 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.740 Like I'm thinking to myself, what time is he waking 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:07.680 up to get to my house to plaster my bloody 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:09.380 wall at five past seven? I'm like, that's like a 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:12.160 ridiculous time of day, but whatever. So anyway, now our 0:11:12.450 --> 0:11:14.309 air con isn't working. So we've had to be like, hey, 0:11:14.330 --> 0:11:16.530 can we get someone to fix the air con? So 0:11:16.550 --> 0:11:19.630 the guy's like, yep. So can I come out? Cause 0:11:19.650 --> 0:11:21.650 then they ring and they go, Oh, what time? So 0:11:22.230 --> 0:11:24.970 he said Wednesday. And I was like, yep, yep. No worries. 0:11:25.050 --> 0:11:27.790 Like Wednesday's good. Um, well he's been talking to Sky actually. 0:11:27.890 --> 0:11:30.469 And then anyway, as I'm driving up today, Sky rings 0:11:30.490 --> 0:11:31.870 me and goes, Hey, the air con guy wants to 0:11:31.890 --> 0:11:35.450 come tomorrow. Um, and just want to make sure cause 0:11:35.830 --> 0:11:38.380 Sky's going to be out early in the morning. And 0:11:38.390 --> 0:11:40.319 he's like, it's pretty early. And I was like, what time? 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.120 And he was like, guess. And I was like seven o'clock. 0:11:42.179 --> 0:11:46.120 And he goes earlier. And I went, sorry. He goes, 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:50.270 he wants to come at six 45. To check the 0:11:50.450 --> 0:11:53.280 air con. So basically our problem is that if we 0:11:53.420 --> 0:11:55.400 press bedrooms, like it'll go on in the lounge room 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.000 and vice versa. Like you just press a button. You 0:11:58.020 --> 0:11:59.660 got an idea where that air con's going on. You 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:01.410 just got to figure that out. And we're coming into summer. 0:12:01.450 --> 0:12:03.809 We got to figure it out. So anyway, 6.45 in 0:12:04.230 --> 0:12:10.030 the morning. My question is, like, because I know I 0:12:10.090 --> 0:12:12.470 love a sleep in, but like even, because I know 0:12:12.490 --> 0:12:15.089 you're going to go, Matt, people work nine to five. 0:12:15.110 --> 0:12:18.770 This is when the world is awake. You're joking that 0:12:18.770 --> 0:12:22.530 6.45 is an appropriate fucking time for the air con 0:12:22.570 --> 0:12:25.189 man to come and assess the situation in my house. 0:12:25.230 --> 0:12:27.410 You're telling me that even if you start at nine 0:12:27.429 --> 0:12:30.390 o'clock in the morning in the office, 6.45 would be 0:12:30.410 --> 0:12:33.620 an appropriate time. I've just spat everywhere. That's how angry 0:12:33.650 --> 0:12:35.699 I am. 6.45 would be an appropriate time. 0:12:35.740 --> 0:12:39.140 I think 7 onwards is like a standard for all tradies. 0:12:39.179 --> 0:12:41.559 Like that's when they start 7. So 6.45 is a 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:44.970 little bit too early. But he might be busy and 0:12:45.020 --> 0:12:47.490 just trying to get his schedule done right for the day. 0:12:49.470 --> 0:12:51.850 7am is standard though. Like we've been renovating our granny 0:12:51.870 --> 0:12:54.790 flat at 7am. That's when they start. And that's when 0:12:54.809 --> 0:12:56.330 they start making noise too. 0:12:57.330 --> 0:12:58.490 Yeah, that's the other problem. 0:12:58.850 --> 0:12:59.790 The noise. But they're allowed. 0:12:59.809 --> 0:13:03.100 You can't even be in peace. Yeah, and that's the thing. 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.949 It's just an inspection. I don't think they're actually doing 0:13:05.990 --> 0:13:08.569 any work. They're just coming to inspect what the problem is. 0:13:08.670 --> 0:13:12.750 So maybe what you need, Matt, is you need to 0:13:13.550 --> 0:13:18.510 have someone invent tradies around the clock, a company that 0:13:19.010 --> 0:13:21.410 operates for people that don't like to do things early 0:13:21.429 --> 0:13:21.910 in the morning. 0:13:22.390 --> 0:13:24.130 But why doesn't that already exist? 0:13:24.270 --> 0:13:26.650 I bet you it does. Or there's after hours emergency 0:13:26.670 --> 0:13:29.090 and that costs a fortune to get them to come out. 0:13:29.809 --> 0:13:33.219 But I reckon it would exist. Like people that do 0:13:33.380 --> 0:13:34.939 like after 5pm and stuff. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:38.699 Again, my mind just goes to what does your life 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.729 look like? If he is saying, yeah, I'll come around 0:13:41.900 --> 0:13:44.070 at 6.45. So casually on the phone, I'm thinking to myself, 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:47.810 what time do you naturally wake up? 3.30? 0:13:47.809 --> 0:13:48.550 Some people would. 0:13:48.610 --> 0:13:50.410 Or is he waking up at quarter past six? 0:13:50.770 --> 0:13:51.230 Maybe. 0:13:51.290 --> 0:13:53.290 Not even brushing his teeth and heading to my house. 0:13:53.309 --> 0:13:56.290 If he's close, it could be. Like waking up at 0:13:56.309 --> 0:13:57.410 six is quite normal. 0:13:59.470 --> 0:14:01.750 I don't think waking up at six o'clock is normal. 0:14:02.710 --> 0:14:03.610 For who though? 0:14:03.630 --> 0:14:06.770 I think for the majority of the working class, like 0:14:07.150 --> 0:14:07.910 5am is normal. 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:09.220 5am? 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:10.630 I think that's very normal, Matt. 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.080 But what are you doing before then? I mean, I 0:14:14.100 --> 0:14:16.660 would start work at 6am and I wouldn't even be 0:14:16.700 --> 0:14:18.820 up till 5.25, you know? 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:21.040 But people go to the gym because they have kids, 0:14:21.060 --> 0:14:22.480 they can't do it in the afternoon, so they get 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:22.780 it done. 0:14:22.700 --> 0:14:23.140 In the morning. 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.240 I like waking up early, getting my steps in. 0:14:25.660 --> 0:14:29.490 I'm going to poll the scrollers in the chat right now. Surely. 0:14:29.570 --> 0:14:31.350 I'm polling scrollers in the chat. 0:14:31.450 --> 0:14:34.290 Polling scrollers in the chat. Put that on a t-shirt. 0:14:34.510 --> 0:14:35.290 Scrollers. 0:14:35.570 --> 0:14:38.350 See, it's 10am, I've already done 7,400 steps. 0:14:38.370 --> 0:14:39.290 Yeah, that's sickening. 0:14:39.410 --> 0:14:41.410 That's because I got up early and did my steps. 0:14:41.990 --> 0:14:43.890 Sickening as in slay or sickening as in disgusting? 0:14:45.220 --> 0:14:51.940 So, on a work day, what time are you waking up? 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.460 Say, if you work like nine to five, because people go, 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.120 I work night shift, I'm a nurse. 0:14:57.090 --> 0:15:00.580 No, we're polling everyone. We're not polling nine people who start. 0:15:00.820 --> 0:15:03.040 We're not polling. Because I just said I don't think 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.960 it's normal. And you went, yes, everybody wakes up at 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:06.780 6 a.m. 0:15:07.620 --> 0:15:10.180 Just put what time do you normally wake up most 0:15:10.230 --> 0:15:10.880 days and then. 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.570 Not on a work day though. Okay. 0:15:13.430 --> 0:15:16.990 I still wake up at six on the weekend. 0:15:17.330 --> 0:15:18.989 Do you sleep in on the weekends or are you 0:15:19.010 --> 0:15:20.790 still up at five o'clock every day? I physically can't. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:24.080 My alarm goes off at 7am every day. However, I 0:15:24.220 --> 0:15:26.480 am a five minute walk from work. So I lay 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:27.820 in bed sometimes for another hour and a half. 0:15:28.340 --> 0:15:30.700 So it just depends. Okay. So on a work day, 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.600 so I'll say before five. 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:35.300 Before five. 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:43.790 Before six. Oh yeah. Before seven. Before eight. Eight. After nine. 0:15:44.570 --> 0:15:47.270 And then maybe do one last poll of I work 0:15:47.310 --> 0:15:49.170 night shift for the people that want to vote. 0:15:51.050 --> 0:15:54.070 But if they work night shift, they'll be after nine. True. Okay. 0:15:54.210 --> 0:15:56.290 Let's see what they have to say. Okay. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.050 We'll come back to you soon, scrollers, with that. 0:15:58.980 --> 0:16:01.320 Love the live interactive involvement of the broadcast channel. Yeah, well, 0:16:01.340 --> 0:16:03.440 that's why you've got to be in the scrollers group chat. 0:16:03.460 --> 0:16:05.040 Go to my Instagram. We actually haven't said. 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:05.740 That for a long time. 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:06.060 I know. 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:06.880 Go to my Instagram. 0:16:07.500 --> 0:16:08.500 Click the scrollers chat. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.700 Scrollers thing at the top. No one can ever bloody 0:16:10.740 --> 0:16:13.200 find it. I don't know. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. 0:16:13.220 --> 0:16:14.500 It's on Matt's page. 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.920 You should have added a before eight option. 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:18.900 Oh, I didn't? No. 0:16:19.700 --> 0:16:20.480 Not that I can see anyway. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:25.160 Oh, you did. I lied. I lied. We're off to 0:16:25.220 --> 0:16:27.020 a cracking start. Everyone's saying before seven. 0:16:27.420 --> 0:16:29.740 Yeah. Honestly, Matt. 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:31.700 But to be fair, we're recording this at 10.30. All 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:32.960 the night shift people will be asleep. 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:33.480 So true. 0:16:33.500 --> 0:16:35.820 We're going to need a full 24 hours for this poll. 0:16:35.980 --> 0:16:37.620 We'll have to come back to you, scrollers. 0:16:37.860 --> 0:16:42.100 I'm voting for before seven. Before seven is amazing. Like, 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.920 I am literally one of those people where, like, I 0:16:45.100 --> 0:16:46.200 love waking up early. 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:49.600 They said before seven. Your same majority of people were 0:16:49.620 --> 0:16:50.500 at 5 a.m. 0:16:51.780 --> 0:16:54.580 I said a lot. Roll the tape. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:55.340 Okay. 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:59.850 I think for the majority of the working class, waking 0:16:59.870 --> 0:17:00.430 up at like. 0:17:00.780 --> 0:17:01.380 5am is normal. 0:17:01.950 --> 0:17:04.930 Your rant of the week is that you wish that 0:17:04.970 --> 0:17:06.990 there was tradies that would come to your house later. 0:17:07.010 --> 0:17:08.730 No, the rant of the week is I just was 0:17:08.830 --> 0:17:11.869