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Speaker 1: The Fitz and Whipper with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Fitz began Monday with one of the greatest saves of

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Speaker 2: his career.

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Speaker 3: Happy Monday, guys, weekend is here or it just went

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Speaker 3: don't do that to us. Come on, buddy, hang in there.

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Speaker 2: It is possible that he was up watching the World

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Speaker 2: Cup the entire weekend.

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Speaker 3: All you need to know is that we need to

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Speaker 3: get the ball into the net down the other end.

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Speaker 3: That's all we need to do.

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Speaker 2: Because if anyone knows his soccer, it's Fitzy Sam Kerk.

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Speaker 3: She loves getting the ball into the net. She's very

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Speaker 3: good at it.

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Speaker 2: He's actually taught me everything I know about it.

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Speaker 3: It's not high scoring. If you see a red card,

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Speaker 3: someone gets sent off. Then whenever someone does score, everyone

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Speaker 3: goes crazy. You're not allowed to touch it with your hand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, and tune in next week when Fitzier reviews

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Speaker 2: Whippo doing Arakhan in his backyard.

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Speaker 1: It is one of the most ridiculous sports I've ever

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Speaker 1: seen in my life.

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Speaker 2: It's been a couple of weeks since we've had one

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Speaker 2: of these out of context. Okay, but she gave us

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Speaker 2: plenty to work with this week.

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Speaker 1: But there's no room for you and fitsy on my

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Speaker 1: butt cheeks. See, I'll eat anything breath. If it stops breathing.

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Speaker 3: I'll eat it.

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Speaker 1: Can Maybe I come if I knew you were going

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Speaker 1: to do quick five minutes on me.

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Speaker 3: Out of context.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we've had some pretty ordinary topics come up early

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Speaker 2: in the show this week.

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Speaker 3: People who are addicted to their lawns.

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Speaker 2: Look, we're not going to blame you if you didn't

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Speaker 2: tune in for lawn Chat on Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: I think most most lawns they go crazy during summer,

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Speaker 3: but during winter it goes a bit crap. Get involved.

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Speaker 3: See you all again next week till then HERU.

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Speaker 2: And no price is for guessing just how many callers

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Speaker 2: we got after this topic.

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Speaker 3: Third twenty fourteen. I want to hear from anybody that

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Speaker 3: still uses a clublock. We'll get your neck in the

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Speaker 3: spoiler alert.

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Speaker 2: We didn't get anyone on.

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Speaker 3: Next I'm so sorry to start the show like that.

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Speaker 2: The world of art doesn't come up on the show

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Speaker 2: very often.

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Speaker 3: The artist Marina Abramovich and her Man.

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Speaker 2: Lay, but what it does, Whipper takes it very seriously.

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Speaker 3: When they broke up as part of an art piece.

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Speaker 2: They decided to walk the Great Wall of China and

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Speaker 2: meet in the middle to say goodbye one last time.

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Speaker 2: It's very dramatic and it got Kate in a very

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Speaker 2: philosophical mood.

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Speaker 1: You don't need words to communicate, so true.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he's doing for the sake of radio. But

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Speaker 3: I'm kind of running out of words at the moment.

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Speaker 3: She was full of helpful quotes.

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Speaker 1: One of our downfalls is looking to the person who

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Speaker 1: you're not with any more for the answers, because guess what, guys,

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Speaker 1: the answer is within you you.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, FITZI was also in the studio when this was happening.

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Speaker 3: Marina, I walked the Great Hall of China. Unfortunately, compd

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Speaker 3: to all the way back to get the car one

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Speaker 3: of them ubers the Great Wall.

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Speaker 2: I should have parked closer to the center point and

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Speaker 2: you wouldn't believe the parking finance.

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Speaker 3: Money than anyway else.

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Speaker 2: And speaking of cars, will Kate Richie's car even more?

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Speaker 2: People try to impress Kate to win her impression this week.

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Speaker 3: How are you going to impress me? I think giant

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Speaker 3: punkin one a few years ago that won the Royal

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Speaker 3: shaved about one hundred and thirty Ko.

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Speaker 2: There was quite a few food related ones.

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Speaker 3: Know how much we love food. I couldn't outdeat him,

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Speaker 3: out eat.

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Speaker 2: With your words.

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Speaker 3: You got to make sure you've got your words in

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Speaker 3: the right order. I want more than got you Mini

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Speaker 3: out you out.

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Speaker 2: The one we weren't expecting was a bit of poetry.

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Speaker 3: I just thought i'd write you a little poem. You

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Speaker 3: sacrifice your childhood, A strength found you your way of

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Speaker 3: the voids left behind in that struggle, and now field

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Speaker 3: by the love of May.

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Speaker 1: I was glad the last line rhymed, and you use

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Speaker 1: the word may because I was just hoping so much.

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Speaker 1: You weren't going to say home and away. It would

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Speaker 1: just have ruined the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: Or we've had decided to ruin it instead. With his

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Speaker 2: own poem, I wrote one as well.

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Speaker 3: Kate was a man called Perkin.

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Speaker 2: Same every now and then. There's a story that gets

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Speaker 2: cut from the show. You a funny story, but you

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Speaker 2: know what, it begins like this.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's appropriate.

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Speaker 2: It's usually worth putting back in for the recap.

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Speaker 1: I put my niggas on the other day and I

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Speaker 1: realized they don't have a crutch. Because Annie's eaten the mouse.

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Speaker 1: The dog is out of it dead. But the worst

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Speaker 1: thing is I didn't notice.

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Speaker 3: You're sold. See you guys next week. How are you

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Speaker 3: on these today? Are they all right? You have a look,

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Speaker 3: I'm not again.

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Speaker 2: An Vicy and Wipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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Speaker 2: For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova

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Speaker 2: podcast dot com. Jod are you