Speaker 1: This is the crissiest one show.
Speaker 2: We're going to sell this once and for all.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 1: You know, air conditioning is a big course cause of
Speaker 1: friction in relationships and friendships.
Speaker 4: It is. That is a fact, especially when you're confined
Speaker 4: to a studio with your friend for two hours every day.
Speaker 2: That's right, it's always too cold or too hot.
Speaker 1: And the weird thing is you and I always realize
Speaker 1: the same thing about the temperature at the same time.
Speaker 1: Like we'll look up and look at each other and
Speaker 1: you'll have a fine mist of sweat, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh good, it's not just me.
Speaker 2: It is too hot in here. Something happened on Friday, and.
Speaker 1: We have vowed to sort this out with our beautiful
Speaker 1: Christy Swan show listeners.
Speaker 2: We're in the studio, you.
Speaker 1: And I all of a sudden, it feels hot, muggy, sticky.
Speaker 1: You look up, missed aforementioned mist on forehead.
Speaker 4: I'm an oily boy at the best of time. So
Speaker 4: then the minute it gets a little bit warm, we
Speaker 4: lock eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In that exchange, He's like, it is hot in here,
Speaker 1: isn't it right? We don't even have to say it,
Speaker 1: we know. Then you say to Tom, your slave apparently.
Speaker 4: No. It's because Tom was standing at the door because
Speaker 4: I'd asked him to get me a cogsiz, And I
Speaker 4: said to Tom, before you catch muziz, can you please
Speaker 4: turn down the air con because it's hot in here?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: And I went, sorry, when it's hot, you turn up
Speaker 1: the air con.
Speaker 2: You don't turn it down.
Speaker 4: But on the dial in the studio, for example, I
Speaker 4: think it's generally set at twenty one degrees. I need
Speaker 4: Tom to turn that down because then it goes to
Speaker 4: a lower temperature. As such, the studio then goes to
Speaker 4: that lower temperature. So I'm turning down the air conditioner.
Speaker 1: But when something isn't doing what it needs to do, music, whatever,
Speaker 1: turn it up, turn it up, turn up the turn
Speaker 1: up the air con.
Speaker 4: I get what you're saying. But I think for this
Speaker 4: specific thing, when it comes to temperature in a in
Speaker 4: a studio or like in life, you just say, hey,
Speaker 4: turn down the aircorn, like if you need.
Speaker 1: To eat it sense to me, yeah, But like if
Speaker 1: I was freezing in here, I would say, oh my god,
Speaker 1: can you turn up the air con?
Speaker 2: Or can you? I wouldn't say can you turn down
Speaker 2: the air con?
Speaker 4: No? But no, no, you just you just you just
Speaker 4: set it my way, because if you were freezing in there,
Speaker 4: you'd say turn up the air con because we'd need
Speaker 4: to turn the temperature up. I've got no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, sorry, no that's wrong. No no no,
Speaker 1: I'd say turn it down. It's like it's too cold.
Speaker 2: Turn it down?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, you know what I mean, it's too much.
Speaker 1: I want less of it down.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Please get on the line
Speaker 4: and weigh in on how you would say it. Would
Speaker 4: you say it how Christy says it turned out the
Speaker 4: air con or it's.
Speaker 2: Hot in here? Do you turn it up? Or do
Speaker 2: you to turn it down?
Speaker 4: I would say turn it down. You get a Neutra
Speaker 4: bullet flip just for chatting to.
Speaker 2: Us the Crazy Swan Show. You and I are fighting
Speaker 2: at the moment we're fighting. Might need to go see it.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine you and I in therapy? I mean
Speaker 4: that is a segment I would listen to.
Speaker 1: We would just get carried away talking about something as
Speaker 1: we'd look over and the.
Speaker 2: Therapist would have that emoji face just like.
Speaker 4: Why, And halfway through we'd probably look at each other
Speaker 4: and decide we don't like the therapist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you please step out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, Salary, we'll come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Now we are talking about air conditioning because you know,
Speaker 1: we tackle all the big topics. And the other day
Speaker 1: it was hot in here and you had your missed
Speaker 1: and you said, oh my god, it's so hot, I've
Speaker 1: got to turn the air con down.
Speaker 2: And I went, if it's hot, why are you turning
Speaker 2: it down?
Speaker 4: Because the temperature of the studio is clearly too warm,
Speaker 4: so I need that temperature to be turned down to
Speaker 4: twenty Yeah.
Speaker 2: See I would say, oh my god, it is so
Speaker 2: hot in here.
Speaker 4: Can you turn it up thirteen twenty four to ten?
Speaker 4: We want to know who is right and who was
Speaker 4: wrong in this situation.
Speaker 2: Daniel, Hello, Hello, What do you say?
Speaker 1: If it's freezing cold, do you turn it down or
Speaker 1: do you turn it up?
Speaker 5: Okay, it's freezing cold, you turn econ up. If it's
Speaker 5: boiling hot, you turn it down.
Speaker 2: Yes, down means anyway, I'm not going to I'm not
Speaker 2: going to fight with you. I'm not going to No,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to fight.
Speaker 4: Gave up halfway through that. So Daniel, you're on my side, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So if you actually, if you look at your car.
Speaker 5: Say the cars the same as a house.
Speaker 2: Eco.
Speaker 5: You have a red to your right and a blue
Speaker 5: to your left.
Speaker 4: Blue means cold, red means hot.
Speaker 5: So you turn it down or up?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I like what. I like where you're going with that?
Speaker 4: Don't you like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do like that. I'm looking to change my mind,
Speaker 2: but I like it.
Speaker 4: A nutra bullet flip is on its way to you done.
Speaker 4: What's going to Liza?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hello, lies, guys, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: Chrissy might be male or female thing I reckon.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe if it's boiling hot when it's an.
Speaker 4: Up, but the temperature is then going.
Speaker 2: Up, no temperature, it feels like, girl, I know what
Speaker 2: you mean.
Speaker 1: It's I can't quite work it out, but it feels
Speaker 1: like if it's if you need more of something that's.
Speaker 4: Generally up, you know, a new bought flip for you, Eliza? Hello, Kloe, Hello,
Speaker 4: Chloe's indicator.
Speaker 2: I can hear the indicator. That sounds like an old
Speaker 2: school grandfather clock.
Speaker 4: Like that.
Speaker 3: It's quite satisfying that I love it.
Speaker 2: So what do you do if it's freezing cold? Chloe?
Speaker 2: What are you going to say? Turn the freeze? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's freezing cold.
Speaker 3: I say, turn the air cone down. I'm with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, So it's a male female thing.
Speaker 3: I got confused before when they asked me. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm a Christy. It's definitely I know it's hot. I
Speaker 3: say turn it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just yeah, just ouch, it's freezing stop it.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, Chloe, a neutrabullet flipped for you. Neutrable at
Speaker 4: the number one personal blender brand in the world. Now
Speaker 4: let's finish with Craig Swanny, because I think he may
Speaker 4: have a great sort of analysis of this scenario.
Speaker 1: Segment reminds me of a radio station that's probably now
Speaker 1: non existent. They used to do a segment called women
Speaker 1: are from Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars,
Speaker 1: and women are from Venus, the Bottle of the sexes.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of shows still do that.
Speaker 2: Well, that is terrible. Hello, Craig, Hey, how.
Speaker 4: Are you going?
Speaker 2: You are going to.
Speaker 5: With my friends about this years ago? Where's saying the
Speaker 5: same thing that you guys talking about? So I always reference, Now,
Speaker 5: turn the temperature up or down, and turn the span
Speaker 5: up or down. I have to reference which one I'm
Speaker 5: actually specifically wanting.
Speaker 1: I love that because if Jack had said I need
Speaker 1: to turn the temperature down down.
Speaker 5: Yes, and you would have said I needed to stand stronger,
Speaker 5: I need to be more powerful between the two.
Speaker 4: I like this, Craig.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's just me, but I'm very
Speaker 1: confused and I don't even know who I am anymore
Speaker 1: after this conversation.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, let's just take a breather and do some
Speaker 4: soul searching and self discovery.
Speaker 2: To the Creasiest One Show. The Creasiest One Show.
Speaker 1: We were talking last week about these the recent spate
Speaker 1: of lookalike competitions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my sweeping statement was lookalike contests should be illegal.
Speaker 4: They should not occur, they should not take place because
Speaker 4: it it.
Speaker 2: Never looks any good. You show me some photographs of
Speaker 2: a Heath Ledger look alike competition which is just orb.
Speaker 4: And disrespectful for many levels.
Speaker 1: Awful, and then the winner just looks like a plast
Speaker 1: scene version of an.
Speaker 2: Actor that you love.
Speaker 4: Correct, and they win fifty dollars cash. It's like, don't
Speaker 4: you have something better to do with your Saturday? It
Speaker 4: started in New York with Timothy Chalonaye, because Timothy actually
Speaker 4: rocked up to the competition. So now they're taking place
Speaker 4: all across the world.
Speaker 1: It has actually been happening a lot for a lot
Speaker 1: longer than that. I remember them in the eighties, right,
Speaker 1: and like you know, it was like a Henry Winkler.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that name.
Speaker 6: Came hits the falls out of all the people in
Speaker 6: the world, my brain just suggested Henry wink Well, I'm
Speaker 6: going to bring it back to twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: Today we have been talking about it. I feel like
Speaker 4: Brenda Lee Barrey a lot. Yes, because him and Sad
Speaker 4: Caap have split. Your thrilled, Well, I am thrilled.
Speaker 2: Do next thing?
Speaker 4: Get on a flight to LA this weekend, Swanny because
Speaker 4: Barry Kyogan is There's a lookalike contest being held on
Speaker 4: December seventh, and then here in Sydney there is a
Speaker 4: Hyde Park Jacob ELORDI look like contest?
Speaker 3: What do you look like?
Speaker 2: Contests?
Speaker 4: Guys, if anyone any dudes out there are listening and going, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: I reckon, I look like Jacob LORDI you don't.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. It never happens like that.
Speaker 1: It never happens that the sentence goes do you know
Speaker 1: who you look like, and then you hear a name
Speaker 1: of someone impossibly beautiful next, Jacob Elordi, Timothy Charlomaye, Henry Winker.
Speaker 2: It always works the other way. In fact, I just
Speaker 2: get a pit of dread.
Speaker 1: In my stomach where people go do you know who
Speaker 1: you look like? And you're just going, oh God, this
Speaker 1: is gonna.
Speaker 4: Be it's happen awful. Who do you get? Well? For me?
Speaker 1: I get Jeena Reinhart a fair bit and it's no
Speaker 1: offense to anybody.
Speaker 4: But after that, after that portrait, yeah, that terrible portrait.
Speaker 1: That looks and the thing is it does look like
Speaker 1: and so I'm I'm like powerless to say no, hey,
Speaker 1: come on, I have to go yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: They've even given her a bit of neck.
Speaker 1: Have you ever Have you ever had that? By the way,
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten. Whenever anyone says to you, hey,
Speaker 1: do you know who you look like? Do you brace
Speaker 1: yourself for the name of the person that's coming next?
Speaker 1: And it's never good.
Speaker 2: Who is that person? Please?
Speaker 4: I often get Russell Tovey, who I didn't know who
Speaker 4: he was. He's a UK actor and look swanny at
Speaker 4: the screen in front of you. He's got big ears.
Speaker 4: And then if I don't get Russell tove I sometimes
Speaker 4: will get.
Speaker 1: That is interesting, that is interesting because he he does
Speaker 1: look like you. But it's not the ears, what is it.
Speaker 2: It's the kind eyes and the way.
Speaker 4: He's got droopy eyelids like I do.
Speaker 2: Why are you being so negative about yourself? You just
Speaker 2: said two negative physical attributes and you know that you
Speaker 2: think that you're hot.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm hot?
Speaker 2: Do you sure?
Speaker 4: I don't. There's the two things I would change in
Speaker 4: my big ears and Madroupe is elids, and that's exactly
Speaker 4: what he has. The other person I sometimes get is
Speaker 4: how do people know?
Speaker 2: How do people know? By saying do you know who
Speaker 2: you look like?
Speaker 4: It don't tell you exactly. Sometimes I get Locky Neil,
Speaker 4: who plays for the Brisbane Lions, and again it's this.
Speaker 4: I think it's the sort of the eyes. Do you
Speaker 4: know what I mean? Like? It's people really know what
Speaker 4: my features are?
Speaker 2: That looks like your dad? A bit?
Speaker 4: It does look like dad? Yeah, and look lo Lockie's
Speaker 4: a good looking dude. But it's just I wouldn't think
Speaker 4: I look like him.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Russell Tovey is more offensive.
Speaker 2: Oh is it you said, Russell Tovey looks like me?
Speaker 1: I thought you kiss that anyway? Anybody ever said to
Speaker 1: you look like this person? And it is nearly laid
Speaker 1: you low. You've had to go straight for the Ben
Speaker 1: and Jerry's.
Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1: We're talking about lookalike competitions. And look, if there was
Speaker 1: a fly around saying look alike comp tonight at Hyde
Speaker 1: Parkan McCulloch, I could be there because someone has said
Speaker 1: that to me, Someone has said, you know what you
Speaker 1: look like? You look just like Colleen McCulloch. And I
Speaker 1: was twenty one at the time and Colleen was maybe sixty.
Speaker 2: So that's not a nice thing. That's not a good thing. No, no,
Speaker 2: For twenty one year, you go, I don't know about
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that you take a hit.
Speaker 1: And you've got a guy who no one would have
Speaker 1: heard about, but the ears big on him and that's
Speaker 1: your achilles heel it is.
Speaker 4: His name is Russell Tovey. And do you know how
Speaker 4: I know it's bad is sometimes I forget sometimes.
Speaker 2: Do you know how I know it's bad?
Speaker 4: Sometimes I forget his name? So what you'd write, literally,
Speaker 4: look what I have to write in UK actor.
Speaker 2: With big ears. Dang, Oh my god, who's that other one?
Speaker 4: Adam Godley?
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 4: Don't tell me I look like him?
Speaker 1: He's familiar it, don't he looks like across between Golom
Speaker 1: and Leo Sayer? Anyway, you you've called us thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four ten? What is the name that follows that fateful sentence?
Speaker 2: Do you know who you look like? Hello?
Speaker 3: Mel Hi Chris from one bigger girl going down to another.
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of you. But I got told in
Speaker 3: my early twenties I look like Lisa Curry Kenny all
Speaker 3: the time. And she was much older.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but hot hot?
Speaker 3: Yeah, not not hot, but yeah, she was way older.
Speaker 3: So as an early twenties I was quite you know.
Speaker 2: Was she as old as Colleen McCulloch.
Speaker 3: No, got that.
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Speaker 2: Rachel, Hello, Hi, Ray, who do people say you look like?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: It is Chappelle Corby.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so jealous. How often do you
Speaker 2: get it?
Speaker 3: I've got it a lot over time, Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 1: Do you know it's coming when people give you a
Speaker 1: certain look and then their eyes sort of narrow and
Speaker 1: then they go, do you know who you look like?
Speaker 2: Do you know what's coming?
Speaker 4: I often do think it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And is that bad for you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 4: Do you not like that?
Speaker 2: I would love that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well I always thought she was quite beautiful.
Speaker 2: She's so beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, I wonder if she's still making those resin clocks.
Speaker 4: Remember that's what she was doing. Yes, yes, Rachel a
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Speaker 4: you having a bad Yes, we're having a bad day.
Speaker 3: The last thing you want to hear is, oh, you
Speaker 3: look a bit like that comedian Ross Noble.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 2: Photos pouring rain.
Speaker 3: My my hair is quite long.
Speaker 2: Someone said, oh my god, you look like Hagrid.
Speaker 5: I was allowed to have a rising day.
Speaker 2: I mean, I love Hagrid and I love Ross Noble.
Speaker 5: But no, but I'm not a boy.
Speaker 2: And how did you deal with that?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: The rough Noble one.
Speaker 3: I was cool as anything. Just come out of hospital
Speaker 3: and I've met people and they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: what that comedian? We were just watching them?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Thanks?
Speaker 3: He make me feel so much work.
Speaker 2: Who says that as well, like, this is what I
Speaker 2: want to know.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: At what point do you think, oh gosh, she looks
Speaker 1: like Ross Noble and then you it comes out of
Speaker 1: your mouth.
Speaker 2: At that point you've got to go no, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to say that.
Speaker 4: Unless they're drunk, because sometimes I say things when I'm intoxicated,
Speaker 4: and you know, you lose the filter. Are they sometimes intoxicatedlyann?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: The best part was my friend's face after it came.
Speaker 1: Out of her mouth.
Speaker 2: Really, she realized it.
Speaker 3: Looked like one of those clowns at a carnival.
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Speaker 5: I get Renee Zowega, but only when she's playing Bridges Jones.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, no meaning on the on the heavier.
Speaker 4: Side, Oh, Renee?
Speaker 2: That okay. So here's the thing. You have believed the
Speaker 2: lies that you were told at back then.
Speaker 5: I know she's not even heavy.
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