WEBVTT - Bonus: Clint's Invasive Procedure

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<v Speaker 1>I was m I a last week. Well, I missed

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<v Speaker 1>you for I missed you guys as well. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I would have rather been here. Yes, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a mess. I had to jet into

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<v Speaker 1>hospital to get a colonoscopy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now which end is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's but I had to have thes and the mouth

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay the way you said that sounded off. And the mouth, well,

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<v Speaker 3>the gastroscopy.

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<v Speaker 1>The gastroscopy and the no, sorry it's called an endoscopy,

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<v Speaker 1>I think. And which end is the end of that's

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<v Speaker 1>the mouth, thankfully.

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<v Speaker 3>Now this is a real old like It's like as

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<v Speaker 3>you get towards forty, I feel like a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people are in colonoscopy territory. You know you've never had one.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's time in the same procedure, but not

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<v Speaker 3>my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>So he can't be right.

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<v Speaker 2>So he'll finish at the end of sin and then

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<v Speaker 2>go no.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I think I believe they start in the mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>throwing the throat into the then changing in it all

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<v Speaker 1>starts j So I was admitted at one o'clock, So

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<v Speaker 1>let's rewind the clock to four a m. Set the

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<v Speaker 1>alarm clocks. The phone went off that was time to

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<v Speaker 1>start prepping.

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<v Speaker 4>It's called prep prep.

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<v Speaker 1>You're prepping, you're prepping the bars.

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<v Speaker 4>You literally have this drink, and how would you describe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a it's like a flat lemonade. I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like actually drinking how much. It's two leaders, two leaders.

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<v Speaker 1>So the first you do it in two stages, one

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<v Speaker 1>and a half one and a half leaders to start,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you do the last five hundred meals a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit later, just to give it one last little.

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<v Speaker 3>Punch now, and then you go to the darkest depths

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<v Speaker 3>of hell you've ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not, it's not entirely dark all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But I drank the one and a half liters and

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't feeling any sort of form of.

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<v Speaker 4>Warned in a way. I warned you, this is four o'clock,

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<v Speaker 4>but it can take time. I don't think you're giving

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<v Speaker 4>yourself enough time.

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<v Speaker 1>So I took myself back off the bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you didn't have a situation in the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost had a situation. The dash from the bedroom

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<v Speaker 1>to the toilet, complete with obstacles, including the dog, the kitchens,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're playing frogger, mate, it was.

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<v Speaker 4>And you wouldn't have been running, it would have been waddling.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't cute, and it was one of the more

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<v Speaker 1>remarkable feats that I've ever achieved in. And when you

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<v Speaker 1>got to I didn't leave the toilet for two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not being dramatic, but that's round one, Round one.

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<v Speaker 1>You sit there for two hours everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone who's ever gone through this can empathize with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember when I had one and you said, can you

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<v Speaker 3>talk about it? And the show I said, absolutely not,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't never e.

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<v Speaker 1>That's stage one, Stage two, the last five hundred meals,

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<v Speaker 1>so down down the five hundred meals goes no more, no, man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a tap. You're going again.

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<v Speaker 4>This is gress. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's that's before you're actually admitted to hospital. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>once you get to hospital, one of the worst part

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<v Speaker 1>of this was being having your name called the water.

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<v Speaker 1>Epworth is full of people proceed you know, they're just

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<v Speaker 1>waiting and this this nurse, it was very very nice,

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<v Speaker 1>but she had a very loud voice. Clint, stand away,

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<v Speaker 1>stand away, Clint, I know you, mate him Aliat no

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<v Speaker 1>it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>It's part of growing up.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it's You've got to be health conscious,

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<v Speaker 1>health conscious question.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes it's only one bathroom in that waiting room.

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<v Speaker 1>And you still yeah, yeah, you can be.

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<v Speaker 2>Thankfully, I was pretty because I would revolving, but I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't want to make sure I'm good to go before

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<v Speaker 2>I lay on that table and give them a surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what a surprise? Like I don't want anything left? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>You really want you really don't want anything.

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<v Speaker 2>When I saw Clint the day afterwards, you you looked

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<v Speaker 2>incredibly emaciated.

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<v Speaker 1>You do nothing left?

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<v Speaker 4>How much weight you drop?

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<v Speaker 2>Park all these jokes for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you feeling?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I carried a whole lot of anxiety here. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a mess. You're a bit of a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's a lot to go through, isn't it, bossy,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when you I've had some issues, like just gut

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<v Speaker 1>issues for a while, and it was it was a

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<v Speaker 1>great relief to wake Did they give you some closure

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<v Speaker 1>after it and straight away know that you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Where did you wake up?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Wake up?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was quite a busy day for colonoscopiece.

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<v Speaker 1>They couldn't find a recovery bay Port, they say, they

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<v Speaker 1>wheeled me into the pediatric wing. So I woke up

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<v Speaker 1>surrounded by surrounded by a glow zone and Duck and like.

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<v Speaker 2>God, worse could have been in maternity next door, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>keep shitting.

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<v Speaker 1>Himselves as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's why they put him there. A photo

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<v Speaker 4>of him crying, and I was like, are they Duck?

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<v Speaker 4>Kurt happy tears?

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to know you're okay because I know you

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<v Speaker 2>were bloody worked up. Mate.

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<v Speaker 4>You also had to sit on a pillow on our drive.

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<v Speaker 1>To the.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying, Jase, can I ask a big favor? And I'm like, yeah, mate,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you need my own saw? I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>need the front seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on

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<v Speaker 1>the socials, so