Speaker 1: I was m I a last week. Well, I missed
Speaker 1: you for I missed you guys as well. You know
Speaker 1: what I would have rather been here. Yes, it was
Speaker 1: a bit of a mess. I had to jet into
Speaker 1: hospital to get a colonoscopy.
Speaker 2: Now which end is that?
Speaker 1: It's but I had to have thes and the mouth
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: Okay the way you said that sounded off. And the mouth, well,
Speaker 3: the gastroscopy.
Speaker 1: The gastroscopy and the no, sorry it's called an endoscopy,
Speaker 1: I think. And which end is the end of that's
Speaker 1: the mouth, thankfully.
Speaker 3: Now this is a real old like It's like as
Speaker 3: you get towards forty, I feel like a lot of
Speaker 3: people are in colonoscopy territory. You know you've never had one.
Speaker 3: I think it's time in the same procedure, but not
Speaker 3: my hands.
Speaker 1: So he can't be right.
Speaker 2: So he'll finish at the end of sin and then
Speaker 2: go no.
Speaker 1: No. I think I believe they start in the mouth,
Speaker 1: throwing the throat into the then changing in it all
Speaker 1: starts j So I was admitted at one o'clock, So
Speaker 1: let's rewind the clock to four a m. Set the
Speaker 1: alarm clocks. The phone went off that was time to
Speaker 1: start prepping.
Speaker 4: It's called prep prep.
Speaker 1: You're prepping, you're prepping the bars.
Speaker 4: You literally have this drink, and how would you describe.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's like a flat lemonade. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Speaker 1: Like actually drinking how much. It's two leaders, two leaders.
Speaker 1: So the first you do it in two stages, one
Speaker 1: and a half one and a half leaders to start,
Speaker 1: and then you do the last five hundred meals a
Speaker 1: little bit later, just to give it one last little.
Speaker 3: Punch now, and then you go to the darkest depths
Speaker 3: of hell you've ever.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not, it's not entirely dark all the time.
Speaker 1: But I drank the one and a half liters and
Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling any sort of form of.
Speaker 4: Warned in a way. I warned you, this is four o'clock,
Speaker 4: but it can take time. I don't think you're giving
Speaker 4: yourself enough time.
Speaker 1: So I took myself back off the bed.
Speaker 4: Oh, you didn't have a situation in the bed.
Speaker 1: I almost had a situation. The dash from the bedroom
Speaker 1: to the toilet, complete with obstacles, including the dog, the kitchens,
Speaker 1: like you're playing frogger, mate, it was.
Speaker 4: And you wouldn't have been running, it would have been waddling.
Speaker 1: It wasn't cute, and it was one of the more
Speaker 1: remarkable feats that I've ever achieved in. And when you
Speaker 1: got to I didn't leave the toilet for two hours.
Speaker 2: You're not being dramatic, but that's round one, Round one.
Speaker 1: You sit there for two hours everything.
Speaker 3: Anyone who's ever gone through this can empathize with it.
Speaker 3: Remember when I had one and you said, can you
Speaker 3: talk about it? And the show I said, absolutely not,
Speaker 3: I can't never e.
Speaker 1: That's stage one, Stage two, the last five hundred meals,
Speaker 1: so down down the five hundred meals goes no more, no, man,
Speaker 1: it's like a tap. You're going again.
Speaker 4: This is gress. I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Speaker 1: So that's that's before you're actually admitted to hospital. Now,
Speaker 1: once you get to hospital, one of the worst part
Speaker 1: of this was being having your name called the water.
Speaker 1: Epworth is full of people proceed you know, they're just
Speaker 1: waiting and this this nurse, it was very very nice,
Speaker 1: but she had a very loud voice. Clint, stand away,
Speaker 1: stand away, Clint, I know you, mate him Aliat no
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 4: It's part of growing up.
Speaker 1: You know what it's You've got to be health conscious,
Speaker 1: health conscious question.
Speaker 2: Yes it's only one bathroom in that waiting room.
Speaker 1: And you still yeah, yeah, you can be.
Speaker 2: Thankfully, I was pretty because I would revolving, but I
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to make sure I'm good to go before
Speaker 2: I lay on that table and give them a surprise.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like what a surprise? Like I don't want anything left? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You really want you really don't want anything.
Speaker 2: When I saw Clint the day afterwards, you you looked
Speaker 2: incredibly emaciated.
Speaker 1: You do nothing left?
Speaker 4: How much weight you drop?
Speaker 2: Park all these jokes for a second.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling?
Speaker 2: Because I know.
Speaker 1: I carried a whole lot of anxiety here. You're a
Speaker 1: bit of a mess. You're a bit of a mess.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's a lot to go through, isn't it, bossy,
Speaker 1: especially when you I've had some issues, like just gut
Speaker 1: issues for a while, and it was it was a
Speaker 1: great relief to wake Did they give you some closure
Speaker 1: after it and straight away know that you're going to
Speaker 1: be okay?
Speaker 4: Where did you wake up?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wake up?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: It was it was quite a busy day for colonoscopiece.
Speaker 1: They couldn't find a recovery bay Port, they say, they
Speaker 1: wheeled me into the pediatric wing. So I woke up
Speaker 1: surrounded by surrounded by a glow zone and Duck and like.
Speaker 2: God, worse could have been in maternity next door, wouldn't
Speaker 2: keep shitting.
Speaker 1: Himselves as well.
Speaker 4: I think that's why they put him there. A photo
Speaker 4: of him crying, and I was like, are they Duck?
Speaker 4: Kurt happy tears?
Speaker 2: It's good to know you're okay because I know you
Speaker 2: were bloody worked up. Mate.
Speaker 4: You also had to sit on a pillow on our drive.
Speaker 1: To the.
Speaker 2: Saying, Jase, can I ask a big favor? And I'm like, yeah, mate,
Speaker 2: what do you need my own saw? I'm going to
Speaker 2: need the front seat.
Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on
Speaker 1: the socials, so