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Speaker 1: I was m I a last week. Well, I missed

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Speaker 1: you for I missed you guys as well. You know

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Speaker 1: what I would have rather been here. Yes, it was

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Speaker 1: a bit of a mess. I had to jet into

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Speaker 1: hospital to get a colonoscopy.

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Speaker 2: Now which end is that?

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Speaker 1: It's but I had to have thes and the mouth

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Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 3: Okay the way you said that sounded off. And the mouth, well,

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Speaker 3: the gastroscopy.

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Speaker 1: The gastroscopy and the no, sorry it's called an endoscopy,

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Speaker 1: I think. And which end is the end of that's

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Speaker 1: the mouth, thankfully.

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Speaker 3: Now this is a real old like It's like as

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Speaker 3: you get towards forty, I feel like a lot of

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Speaker 3: people are in colonoscopy territory. You know you've never had one.

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Speaker 3: I think it's time in the same procedure, but not

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Speaker 3: my hands.

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Speaker 1: So he can't be right.

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Speaker 2: So he'll finish at the end of sin and then

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Speaker 2: go no.

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Speaker 1: No. I think I believe they start in the mouth,

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Speaker 1: throwing the throat into the then changing in it all

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Speaker 1: starts j So I was admitted at one o'clock, So

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Speaker 1: let's rewind the clock to four a m. Set the

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Speaker 1: alarm clocks. The phone went off that was time to

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Speaker 1: start prepping.

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Speaker 4: It's called prep prep.

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Speaker 1: You're prepping, you're prepping the bars.

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Speaker 4: You literally have this drink, and how would you describe.

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Speaker 1: It's like a it's like a flat lemonade. I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

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Speaker 1: Like actually drinking how much. It's two leaders, two leaders.

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Speaker 1: So the first you do it in two stages, one

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Speaker 1: and a half one and a half leaders to start,

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Speaker 1: and then you do the last five hundred meals a

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Speaker 1: little bit later, just to give it one last little.

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Speaker 3: Punch now, and then you go to the darkest depths

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Speaker 3: of hell you've ever.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not, it's not entirely dark all the time.

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Speaker 1: But I drank the one and a half liters and

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Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling any sort of form of.

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Speaker 4: Warned in a way. I warned you, this is four o'clock,

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Speaker 4: but it can take time. I don't think you're giving

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Speaker 4: yourself enough time.

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Speaker 1: So I took myself back off the bed.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you didn't have a situation in the bed.

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Speaker 1: I almost had a situation. The dash from the bedroom

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Speaker 1: to the toilet, complete with obstacles, including the dog, the kitchens,

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Speaker 1: like you're playing frogger, mate, it was.

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Speaker 4: And you wouldn't have been running, it would have been waddling.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't cute, and it was one of the more

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Speaker 1: remarkable feats that I've ever achieved in. And when you

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Speaker 1: got to I didn't leave the toilet for two hours.

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Speaker 2: You're not being dramatic, but that's round one, Round one.

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Speaker 1: You sit there for two hours everything.

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Speaker 3: Anyone who's ever gone through this can empathize with it.

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Speaker 3: Remember when I had one and you said, can you

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Speaker 3: talk about it? And the show I said, absolutely not,

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Speaker 3: I can't never e.

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Speaker 1: That's stage one, Stage two, the last five hundred meals,

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Speaker 1: so down down the five hundred meals goes no more, no, man,

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Speaker 1: it's like a tap. You're going again.

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Speaker 4: This is gress. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

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Speaker 1: So that's that's before you're actually admitted to hospital. Now,

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Speaker 1: once you get to hospital, one of the worst part

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Speaker 1: of this was being having your name called the water.

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Speaker 1: Epworth is full of people proceed you know, they're just

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Speaker 1: waiting and this this nurse, it was very very nice,

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Speaker 1: but she had a very loud voice. Clint, stand away,

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Speaker 1: stand away, Clint, I know you, mate him Aliat no

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Speaker 1: it's not.

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Speaker 4: It's part of growing up.

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Speaker 1: You know what it's You've got to be health conscious,

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Speaker 1: health conscious question.

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Speaker 2: Yes it's only one bathroom in that waiting room.

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Speaker 1: And you still yeah, yeah, you can be.

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Speaker 2: Thankfully, I was pretty because I would revolving, but I

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Speaker 2: wouldn't want to make sure I'm good to go before

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Speaker 2: I lay on that table and give them a surprise.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like what a surprise? Like I don't want anything left? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You really want you really don't want anything.

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Speaker 2: When I saw Clint the day afterwards, you you looked

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Speaker 2: incredibly emaciated.

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Speaker 1: You do nothing left?

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Speaker 4: How much weight you drop?

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Speaker 2: Park all these jokes for a second.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling?

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Speaker 2: Because I know.

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Speaker 1: I carried a whole lot of anxiety here. You're a

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Speaker 1: bit of a mess. You're a bit of a mess.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's a lot to go through, isn't it, bossy,

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Speaker 1: especially when you I've had some issues, like just gut

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Speaker 1: issues for a while, and it was it was a

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Speaker 1: great relief to wake Did they give you some closure

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Speaker 1: after it and straight away know that you're going to

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Speaker 1: be okay?

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Speaker 4: Where did you wake up?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wake up?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: It was it was quite a busy day for colonoscopiece.

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Speaker 1: They couldn't find a recovery bay Port, they say, they

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Speaker 1: wheeled me into the pediatric wing. So I woke up

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Speaker 1: surrounded by surrounded by a glow zone and Duck and like.

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Speaker 2: God, worse could have been in maternity next door, wouldn't

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Speaker 2: keep shitting.

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Speaker 1: Himselves as well.

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Speaker 4: I think that's why they put him there. A photo

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Speaker 4: of him crying, and I was like, are they Duck?

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Speaker 4: Kurt happy tears?

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Speaker 2: It's good to know you're okay because I know you

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Speaker 2: were bloody worked up. Mate.

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Speaker 4: You also had to sit on a pillow on our drive.

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Speaker 1: To the.

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Speaker 2: Saying, Jase, can I ask a big favor? And I'm like, yeah, mate,

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Speaker 2: what do you need my own saw? I'm going to

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Speaker 2: need the front seat.

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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on

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Speaker 1: the socials, so