WEBVTT - RE-RUN: Your In-Law Horror Stories

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Just for Girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's produce a blake here again. Sam's settling back in

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<v Speaker 1>after her trip away, and Izzy is slowly making her

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<v Speaker 1>way back. I think it's a few days now, but

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<v Speaker 1>until then, we're dropping some of our favorite episodes we've

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<v Speaker 1>ever recorded. I've given you a few guest interviews, but

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<v Speaker 1>today I'm going to give you one of my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>horror stories ever, and that's in law horror stories. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't get much juicier than that. Like every time I

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<v Speaker 1>hear one of these stories, I'm fully sad. Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>everything and in the most detail possible. But from memory,

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<v Speaker 1>this was like one of our most intense episodes. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to drop this here, let you enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't wait to talk and catch up very surely,

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<v Speaker 1>and until then, have a lovely week.

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<v Speaker 2>She started running at my friend with her vists in

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<v Speaker 2>the air, and she went to swing at her, but

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<v Speaker 2>my boyfriend had gotten the way and started holding the

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<v Speaker 2>mum back.

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<v Speaker 3>The fucking demons this woman would have happened. I was

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<v Speaker 3>just thinking that Happy Tuesday, Joes.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome back to out Just for Girls podcast. Welcome back

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<v Speaker 4>to me Just for Girls, podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny our news reporters like they do have to

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<v Speaker 2>like change their voice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they really do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I wonder if they have to go into

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<v Speaker 3>training or it's just kind of like an environmental thing

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<v Speaker 3>that they ended up adjusting to each other.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, it's like when someone says like, you'll be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm really good at like a British accent or something,

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<v Speaker 2>and then when someone goes like do it, You're like yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was about to try like a news reported thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but then I was like, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Talking to this guy on Instagram and he has an

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<v Speaker 3>English accent and he keeps on sending me voice members

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<v Speaker 3>and then I said the voice memo back and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like starting to mock him, and.

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<v Speaker 4>He literally, did you mocking me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I literally don't mean it, Like the whole

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<v Speaker 2>time I was speaking to.

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<v Speaker 4>That English guy. Yeah, I'm like, sorry, I don't be

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<v Speaker 4>a babe. And I just loved it. I actually the English.

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<v Speaker 2>Accent is like an afrodisiach for me. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>the best. Yeah, really hot, it's really hot.

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<v Speaker 3>But on today's episode, we are doing like in law

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<v Speaker 3>horror stories or like boyfriends, parents, just like.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like some of these are going to be

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<v Speaker 4>really interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like a lot of the ones in our

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<v Speaker 2>d ms, which we haven't read them yet, obviously, our

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<v Speaker 2>producer uses them for me, but for you, just you, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Pick my own, you said, My producer picks them for me,

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<v Speaker 3>for us, for sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a good character whom you are in my life,

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<v Speaker 2>in my story, and i'm your side piece in your story.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you're my main character. We're the same. You're the

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<v Speaker 4>main character in your own story.

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<v Speaker 3>No, i'd say we're equal in my stories.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well that's nice. I'm not Leo those.

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<v Speaker 2>But the classic one I think will come will have

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<v Speaker 2>come up a lot, is that.

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<v Speaker 4>The mum wants to data son.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's always a hard one. When the sun the

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<v Speaker 3>mom is in love with the sun. But I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like it's just not spoken about it. I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>in our minds it's like a fairy tale thing where

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<v Speaker 3>you have the best relationship with your in laws, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's not a common thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's really hard. A lot of people have

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of.

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<v Speaker 3>Issues with the in laws that she just not spoken

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<v Speaker 3>about you.

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<v Speaker 4>She never want to speaks about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you didn't date that person for these parents and

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<v Speaker 2>you were just now have to deal with these yents

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<v Speaker 2>and you put it up, put up with them because

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, well, I love their kid. Yeah that's why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here. But it's like you did not choose these people.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean. I'm very blessed.

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<v Speaker 3>My first boyfriend only had a mom. I never met

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<v Speaker 3>the dad, and I was really close with the mum

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<v Speaker 3>and it was really good because I was like sixteen.

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<v Speaker 3>And then my last relationship, he was an only child,

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<v Speaker 3>so I kind of was like then ended up being

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<v Speaker 3>one of their kids and they loved me as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm very blessed with my in laws have been.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have anymore, but like have been very blessed

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<v Speaker 3>with them.

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<v Speaker 4>My first one was fine, lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>The mom was actually really sweet and would always like

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<v Speaker 2>try and give me her clothes and makeup and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was really here. Yeah, I'm just gonna not talk.

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<v Speaker 4>The other one, Yeah, for the best. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want you to get a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>She is just like that was in an ideal situation basically,

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<v Speaker 2>but in saying that, that happens to a lot of people,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, not going to dish it on someone's parents.

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<v Speaker 4>So fair.

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<v Speaker 3>So you guys can because you're all anonymous, So it's

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<v Speaker 3>all fine, you guys. You guys can absolutely let loose

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<v Speaker 3>on this podcast. But do you have a recommendation of

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<v Speaker 3>the week?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it? I feel like we haven't done one for

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<v Speaker 4>a while. I actually do.

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<v Speaker 2>I am really liking the Isle of Paradise moisturizer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah you love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the pink one. There's like a yellow one,

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<v Speaker 2>a pink one, and it smells so good. But I

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<v Speaker 2>always buy it when I'm going on a holiday in

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<v Speaker 2>the sun because it's a nice consistency. It doesn't make

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<v Speaker 2>you feel too sweaty, but it's really really moisturizing, and

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<v Speaker 2>I never feel when I use it, like even if

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<v Speaker 2>I mean this un too much, like it will kind

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<v Speaker 2>of protect my skin, they won't feel.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's roller God and it smells roller God.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice. Would recommend a mine is also another thing that

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<v Speaker 3>we were all using on holidays. I'm not sure if

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<v Speaker 3>I've already spoken about it, but it is it as

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<v Speaker 3>me bodyglow oil. I have planted again in my TikTok

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<v Speaker 3>the other day and everyone's like, what is this?

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<v Speaker 4>It's fucking goaded.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so good, Like I'm loving esme at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>I really really like the way it makes my skin look.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah it's the as me body. I just love

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<v Speaker 4>the way it makes me feel. Yeah, I just do

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<v Speaker 4>it makes me feel good. Yeah, fair enough, but yeah

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<v Speaker 4>it's the best.

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<v Speaker 3>And then like put it on your chest when you're

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<v Speaker 3>wearing like a low cut thing so nicely.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes even put it on the prior even doing my

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<v Speaker 2>makeup or anything like, because I'll put my top on

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<v Speaker 2>for the night and then I'll put it on because

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<v Speaker 2>once it even settles into your skin, if you don't

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<v Speaker 2>like that oily feeling when you're leaving the house, say

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<v Speaker 2>it's spali or it's like really hot. Once the oil

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<v Speaker 2>sinks in, the sparkles still stay on your.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I don't think it's really oily. No it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's like if you want to just put it

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<v Speaker 2>on for the sparkles, the sparkles do stay once the

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<v Speaker 2>oil like sinks in, And so it's really nice.

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<v Speaker 4>So would recommend it's time for question when can we

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<v Speaker 4>stop that? Never? We have to keep on running with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, do you know one thing we really need to

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<v Speaker 3>do though, we need to get like a hard hitting intro,

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<v Speaker 3>like we don't have that.

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<v Speaker 2>We all just gotay welcome Mack. Yeah, I totally agree

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<v Speaker 2>with you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we're so uncreated.

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<v Speaker 4>Pre recorded intro kind of that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, well we have our classic like copyright

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<v Speaker 3>free music that everyone the tags and see when like Gloria.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeans such just a girl's intro. Well, I don't listen

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<v Speaker 2>to that music very much. No, I don't dislike it.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I would have gotten over it, but it

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<v Speaker 2>gets me in a good movie.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it really does, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Easy if you sold the rights to an entire life

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<v Speaker 3>to Netflix so they could pick one specific period, phase

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<v Speaker 3>or experience and turn it into comedy, what would yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>what would they choose to make the movie about, or like,

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<v Speaker 3>what period of life would they pick.

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<v Speaker 2>That would say, my first relationship and breakup would be

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest comedy part.

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<v Speaker 4>In my life. It would they laugh at you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, okay, I was a fucking nutback

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<v Speaker 2>It would look it was a shitty situation. I think

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<v Speaker 2>the way it all came out as well is just

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<v Speaker 2>like so unusual, do you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, what part like obviously he was sleeping with

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<v Speaker 2>my best friend, but her mum was actually the one

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<v Speaker 2>that told me that that added happened, and it just dragged.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just a yeah, it sucks, but I'd say

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<v Speaker 2>that is like I probably made the biggest full of

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<v Speaker 2>myself during those couple of years of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, fair enough?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, yeah, you Mine would probably be like a

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<v Speaker 3>remake of like Reality TV of Wild Child when I've

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<v Speaker 3>lived in the school comedy. Yeah, but like reality TV

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<v Speaker 3>can be comedy. Well, I feel like that, like even

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<v Speaker 3>Wild Child, it would be good. Yeah, Like it's just

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<v Speaker 3>like real life me living in a boarding school with

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and twenty boys and like navigating that as

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<v Speaker 3>like a fucking teenager in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Middle of puberty or were you at that point?

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<v Speaker 3>I was from eight to twenty eight years old.

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<v Speaker 4>Too, when I was twenty. Fuck ya.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, imagine if that was like

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<v Speaker 2>happening when you were older, but like you were twenty.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Good when I was older because I was older than

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<v Speaker 3>the boys.

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<v Speaker 4>But when I was their age.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like fuck me, yeah that and all my

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<v Speaker 3>friends wanted to come over and I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>they totally.

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<v Speaker 2>Would have just used you for like that you're not

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<v Speaker 2>a good friend of people you want to be your friend,

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<v Speaker 2>but like a lot of some girls would have been

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<v Speaker 2>like committed dinner at yours tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>With the hope that they could like go have dinner

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning. I spell the.

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<v Speaker 3>Boys one when I was younger, when I was like eight,

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff, like when I was in primary school, all

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<v Speaker 3>of my friends wanted to come over to my house

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<v Speaker 3>because I lived at a school, so we had all

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<v Speaker 3>the playgrounds and everything like that, and everyone loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>And then when I transitioned into high school, everyone wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to come over because they were near the boys and obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>and they all would talk to the boys on Snapchat

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<v Speaker 3>and then they would want to come and be like

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<v Speaker 3>seen over there. But one time I did take my

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<v Speaker 3>friends because we had a rowing regatta early the next

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<v Speaker 3>morning and it was my mum's turn to drive us

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<v Speaker 3>all down, and they came to a boarding house dinner

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<v Speaker 3>before and my friend Night said she was like I

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<v Speaker 3>never fucking want to come again, Like that's hell. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, fair enough, Like you guys all glamorize this year,

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<v Speaker 3>but really reality is you're like three girls in your uniform,

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<v Speaker 3>sitting in your uniform because the dinner is so early.

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<v Speaker 3>It's even at six o'clock, so by the time you

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<v Speaker 3>get home from school to the carriage down.

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<v Speaker 4>The food was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a huge buffet and everything you walk around

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<v Speaker 3>with the plate and then.

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<v Speaker 4>Like stop for me would be my worst time, No,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's actually like good food. But it's like walking into.

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<v Speaker 3>A room, yeah, and you have to stand there in

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<v Speaker 3>a line, and then you walk through the line and

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<v Speaker 3>you like pick your salads and you pick your fucking desserts,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Into this huge hall and to carry on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and the tables are like seated for twelve people,

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<v Speaker 3>so if your family isn't all there and you don't

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<v Speaker 3>have a table to fill up, you could just be sitting.

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<v Speaker 4>Next to it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're twelve a fuck, yeah, but you don't talk.

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<v Speaker 4>God, you don't talk.

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<v Speaker 3>That that good because they're too scared to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 4>They're way too scared to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>But then they'll snapchat you after because is like your

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<v Speaker 3>dad's sitting next to you, they're not going to fucking

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<v Speaker 3>speak to you. Borders, and then like dining hall directors

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<v Speaker 3>and sometimes teachers will.

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<v Speaker 4>Come there as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but the whole dining hall is filled with like

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<v Speaker 3>two hundred people.

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<v Speaker 2>So what would your soundtrack to this boarding school thing be?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I feel like it would be our Jospher Girl's

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<v Speaker 3>playlist from one of music. Yeah, we've got every it's

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<v Speaker 3>got everything. It's got an array of music, and like

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of it is a bit of a throwback

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<v Speaker 3>from that period of time, Like we've got some old

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<v Speaker 3>hits that are like I'm like, fuck, yeah I did,

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<v Speaker 3>because I used to make video stars and to covers

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<v Speaker 3>of them and then I used to go make the

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<v Speaker 3>borders watch them. So there are a few of those

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<v Speaker 3>music songs like the Justin Timberlake songs, and.

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<v Speaker 2>People ask like what's your what's your like, what's your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite sort of type of music? It's like old, like

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<v Speaker 2>like thousands, like R and B, like the.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty thirteen, like the Summer Hits CD play.

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<v Speaker 4>That's just like such up. But I'm like, we don't

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<v Speaker 4>need you now because it's on the just Girl playlist.

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<v Speaker 3>We curated that into a playlist, So I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>that is just the perfect playlist for me, and it

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<v Speaker 3>always is going to be. Like the other week I

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<v Speaker 3>had my Cami Citron shoot and we played the Miller

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, do you guys have a playlist to play?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, yeah, josph girls playlist. Hello, go on

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<v Speaker 4>to my Spotify.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like right there and just like press shuffle babe.

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<v Speaker 3>And she was like, this is really good.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, it's a hype up play It is

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<v Speaker 4>really good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good for like, yeah, it's a prese playlist to

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<v Speaker 2>getting ready playlist. Yeah, when you want to feel good

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<v Speaker 2>about yourself. I think it's great. It hypes me up

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<v Speaker 2>for I actually was going on a first day and

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<v Speaker 2>we played it on the TV.

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<v Speaker 4>On the TV we did because it gets me. It

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<v Speaker 4>gets me in a good mood and it's something that

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<v Speaker 4>we go for. Girl, I can do this. Let's fucking go.

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<v Speaker 4>And then when I drove you, we popped it on

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<v Speaker 4>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Little It's all good. It's it's so good.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no skips.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So make sure you guys if you need a

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<v Speaker 3>little playlist to get you pumped up for a date, a.

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<v Speaker 4>Photo shoot, anything, you want, a.

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<v Speaker 3>Day of school, Yeah, oh that'd be great on the

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<v Speaker 3>time or the train. Yeah, fucking don't bop your head

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<v Speaker 3>too much.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have that just for girls playlist with Warner Music.

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<v Speaker 4>It's amazing, So give it a.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, Give it a listen. We love you and we

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<v Speaker 3>love Warner Music. Let's go into in law.

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<v Speaker 4>Your actually really excited.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the in laws submission. Let's go into story number one. Okay, hey, girls,

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<v Speaker 3>I love the partty, It's my favorite time of the week.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, into the story.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so excited for this because it's gonna make me

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<v Speaker 3>feel so good anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I just think in laws are fucked something fucked. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was dating this guy for just under two years.

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<v Speaker 3>He was lovely for the most part, but we just

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<v Speaker 3>weren't right for each other. We have different cultures and

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<v Speaker 3>different religions. That's hard when you have to like really

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like dive into their culture and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 3>But you are, you're so new to it.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know what's going wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never experienced that, but I can imagine that, having

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<v Speaker 2>clash like different religions.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, be very challenged.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm watching this movie, this show which you guys

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<v Speaker 3>should watch.

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<v Speaker 4>It's called Not Right Oh the Time with Seth Cohen, Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>Adam Brady.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I'm like is this play about me?

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<v Speaker 4>Like they have a podcast they struggle with dating, and

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<v Speaker 4>she's date dating a rabbi.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I'm like she has struggled with dating. She

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<v Speaker 3>is struggling with dating. They have a podcast that they

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<v Speaker 3>talk about sex and relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>I could date Adam Brody. I don't think he's hot

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<v Speaker 4>at all.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to watch him in the OC Seth Karen.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just like he's got the best character in that show.

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<v Speaker 2>He's such a nerdy little geek, but he's so fucking

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<v Speaker 2>witty and funny.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's a rabbi and she's not Jewish, and he's

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<v Speaker 3>like tries to get her to become Jewish and like get.

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<v Speaker 4>Her a party of culture to get her to become Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and she like kind of like really duves into it.

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<v Speaker 3>But then she like is introduced to the Jewish family

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<v Speaker 3>and she's not Jewish, so she's kind of rejected by

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<v Speaker 3>the family. It's very interesting, but like it does remind

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<v Speaker 3>me of like when you start dating someone who is

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<v Speaker 3>from a different culture or religion.

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<v Speaker 4>Of culture, I expect there's kids to date from that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like Mormon religion, Like if you want more in God. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>So it's good yeah, you want to watch it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like something you put on in the background.

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<v Speaker 4>It's an easy one.

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<v Speaker 2>I've gone back to suits, so I've got nine seasons

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<v Speaker 2>of that. I had them move before I continue.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>He was from South Africa and Christian, and I'm from

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<v Speaker 3>Victoria and I kind of believe in whatever I want.

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<v Speaker 3>We did a year of long distance, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>moved from VIC to Queensland to be with him and

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<v Speaker 3>we lived together for six months. During the time of

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<v Speaker 3>long distance, his parents were lovely and welcoming, but when

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<v Speaker 3>it came to us moving in together, they then decided

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't approve of it and they wouldn't support us.

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<v Speaker 4>There are some where way this is getting with you serious.

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<v Speaker 3>You're non Christian and you're not married and you're meant

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<v Speaker 3>to live together. Oh yeah, Christians don't You don't move

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<v Speaker 3>in until you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Married, right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We lived together for about five months and then we

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<v Speaker 3>visited the family for two weeks and in that time

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<v Speaker 3>his dad set him up with three other girls and

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<v Speaker 3>told him to break up with me. So they probably

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<v Speaker 3>bought in like three Christian girls and was like these

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<v Speaker 3>are your women. Love.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like in the time that the girlfriend's also

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<v Speaker 4>there though. Yeah, that's fucked.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's giving like arranged marriage. I had

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<v Speaker 3>to give those girls a chance while I was staying

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<v Speaker 3>in their house.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fucked.

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<v Speaker 4>That's so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like we really don't like you, so I've brought

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<v Speaker 3>in three other options from my son, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Would just while you're sleeping here. Fuck, that's fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I went back to home to visit family for

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<v Speaker 3>a week, and in that time his dad kept on

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<v Speaker 3>saying how he needs to break up with me because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not the same religion and offered him money to

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<v Speaker 3>do it as well. Safe to say, we're not together anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>And he listened to his dad, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, it's fucked, so insulting, horrible, but it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>seems like they weren't right for each other anyways.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so my fuck the headache of like all of

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<v Speaker 4>that shit, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you really love them, you know you'll push

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<v Speaker 2>through that sort of stuff. But at the beginning, she says,

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<v Speaker 2>we just weren't right for each other anyways, So it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was bound to end at some point. He probably

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<v Speaker 2>just wanted to like the money and run. That's crazy though.

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<v Speaker 3>But like so hard that your parents. Parents are literally

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<v Speaker 3>offering money to not be with you.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, all right, I'll just fucking walk out.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't give him money, Please.

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<v Speaker 4>Take the money.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, Yeah, some in laws are subtle, but

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<v Speaker 2>this is just direct. We don't fucking like you we're

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<v Speaker 2>bringing in. Imagine seeing that, like, you're dating this card

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<v Speaker 2>for two years and three girls have just walked into

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<v Speaker 2>this house to go on little dates with him while

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<v Speaker 2>you're the head.

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<v Speaker 3>I imagine if you were one of the girls and

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, what, you have a girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 4>Why am I here?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys, never thought I would have a story to

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<v Speaker 2>write in. That's crazy, but the weak can prove me wrong. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a recent reason. Yeah, I saw you doing

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<v Speaker 2>horror stories, So I guess it kind of fits. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>title it ex mother in law tries to hit me

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<v Speaker 2>and to the girls.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck, that's going to be the title of this week's episode.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah fucking hell. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So for backstory, me and my ex broke up two

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<v Speaker 2>years ago and we have both now found new partners

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<v Speaker 2>and have been dating them both for around a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Safe to say we both moved on, just maybe not

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<v Speaker 2>his mum. We were both okay, we both shared a

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<v Speaker 2>friend group, so after we broke up, we stilled camping

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<v Speaker 2>trips and we both shared a friend group, so after

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<v Speaker 2>we broke up, we stilled camping trips we both went on, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Birthdays, etc. Where we would see each other.

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<v Speaker 2>I drifted from the group once I found my new partner,

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<v Speaker 2>so I haven't really seen any of them for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>On the weekend, my sister's boyfriend, who was still friends

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<v Speaker 2>with them all, said we should go to the casino

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<v Speaker 2>later tonight, as we were already having drinks at mine.

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<v Speaker 2>He said all the others would be there because it

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<v Speaker 2>was my ex's new partner's birthday. Awesome, Okay, well it

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<v Speaker 2>seems like them to each other are fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, which is nice.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister's boyfriend said to them, or we could all

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<v Speaker 2>catch up if we ended up going. So it was

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<v Speaker 2>about twelve thirty by the time we got to the casino,

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<v Speaker 2>so some of them had already left, but we ended

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<v Speaker 2>up seeing a couple of our old friends in a

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<v Speaker 2>seated area, so we went over to say hi.

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<v Speaker 4>A little went by and I saw my ex's.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom's your ex's mom with the casino. Oh, eauce, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the new partner's birth birthday, Briethday. We then I realized, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it must have been like a proper sort of family

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<v Speaker 2>birthday thing. I said hi and asked her how she was,

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<v Speaker 2>and she said hi in a moody tone.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is she being petty?

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<v Speaker 3>Like? It seems like you and your ex boyfriend are

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<v Speaker 3>on great terms.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't really care?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is the mom who's like forty years older than

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<v Speaker 3>all the petty?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah unless it's cheating, Yeah, have some fucking respect.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like no one else seems to care, babe. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, okay, turn back around, because I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen her since the breakup and she wasn't rude to

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<v Speaker 2>me or my sister or anything. Then she looked pretty drunk,

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<v Speaker 2>so I just continued my conversation. She then tapped me

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<v Speaker 2>and started saying, what the fuck are you doing here?

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<v Speaker 2>We all responded what are you doing here? Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>their age?

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<v Speaker 4>You should go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's past term, and we all responded saying we

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<v Speaker 2>just came over to say hi.

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<v Speaker 4>We haven't seen her run in a while. And then

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<v Speaker 4>she then claimed.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to ruin my ex's girlfriend's birthday and

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<v Speaker 2>started pushing me, my sister, and my friend.

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<v Speaker 4>Out of the seating area. Mature really.

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<v Speaker 2>She started yelling at me, saying, how I fucked up

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<v Speaker 2>for breaking up with her son. I'm happy and in

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<v Speaker 2>love with my new partner, and I assume my ex

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<v Speaker 2>is the same with his new partner. After some more

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<v Speaker 2>pushing and yelling, I told her she needed to get

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<v Speaker 2>over it, and that I had dated her son it

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<v Speaker 2>two years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>So clearly that's what this is giving me, that she

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<v Speaker 3>actually doesn't like the new girlfriend. And then she's like, yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 3>you shouldn't have broken up with my son, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>So you mad that we're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Together because she's mad because she really liked you and

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<v Speaker 2>she wanted it to work out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what it's giving. I'd be complimented by that.

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<v Speaker 4>I really thank you you still love me.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was the new girlfriend, I'd be yeah, I like,

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<v Speaker 2>why are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, why are you making a scene because nobody else is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I told her, you've had when people say this to

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<v Speaker 2>you was so mean, but it's like it hits Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I told her, you've had way too much to drink

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<v Speaker 2>and you need to go home, and I walked away.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister and friend was still being yelled at by her,

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<v Speaker 2>so my boyfriend went in to separate them as the

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<v Speaker 2>mum was getting really pushy. She then yelled at my

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<v Speaker 2>boyfriend that I was a slack awesome Okay, yeah, let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's kind of fucking bring out the fucking fistbather.

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<v Speaker 4>We moved away.

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<v Speaker 2>To the bar area and we were waiting to get

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<v Speaker 2>a drink when she started running at my friend with

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<v Speaker 2>her fists in the air. Her handbag flung off and

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<v Speaker 2>she went to swing at her, but my boyfriend got

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<v Speaker 2>in the way and started holding the mum back. This

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<v Speaker 2>is so like she clearly just had like, oh, too

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<v Speaker 2>much to drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I would be so embarrassed if I was your

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<v Speaker 3>ex boyfriend, like, mum.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you doing? Why is he not jumping in

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<v Speaker 4>an eddity? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Was your now boyfriend doing this when it's got nothing

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<v Speaker 3>to do with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it should be the sound going mum, we're fine,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking stop yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck the fucking demons this woman would have happened.

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<v Speaker 2>EXT was just thinking that we just sore head and

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<v Speaker 2>this son coming and going you fucked up.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck. Fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend threw her brand new drink all over her

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<v Speaker 2>face when she was coming at me, and then she

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<v Speaker 2>started to run and try and grab me. I was gobsmarked.

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<v Speaker 2>She was saying we were all psychos ironic.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, that's pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>Was somewhat expecting an apology for how she acted, but

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<v Speaker 2>she must still think she's in the right. I hope

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<v Speaker 2>she at least gave the birthday go on her son

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<v Speaker 2>an apology.

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<v Speaker 4>Facts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, with chat that they would have had to have

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<v Speaker 3>the next morning.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have loved to be a fly on the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something pens up there. Yeah, some sort of anger

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<v Speaker 2>that's coming out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it doesn't like the new girlfriend. She didn't. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't reckon she likes this hick either.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think she wants to marry her son, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, no one hurt my son.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe maybe it was really her after the breakup.

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<v Speaker 2>Because like mom's like that, it doesn't actually matter what

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<v Speaker 2>the girlfriend's like.

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<v Speaker 4>She's gonna hate you regardless. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's always good being close to your family, but when

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<v Speaker 3>they're in love with the sun.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a difficult relationship. It's incredibly different.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Story number three, My ex and I dated for two years.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a very common period that everyone dates to

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<v Speaker 3>two years.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because it's actually like a cycle.

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<v Speaker 3>You can setch it up on the internet of the

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<v Speaker 3>cycle your relationships go through, and when it hits like

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<v Speaker 3>the two year mark in your early twenties, it's kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like, all right, are we gonna keep going?

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<v Speaker 2>Like are we going to get into the point where

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<v Speaker 2>we're like a serious.

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<v Speaker 3>Serious, long term or are we going to come up

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<v Speaker 3>together cut it off?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he aged roll for me two girls. My ex

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<v Speaker 3>and I dated for two years, and for the first

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<v Speaker 3>three to six months, his parents made it so hard

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<v Speaker 3>for me. I was my ex's first real girlfriend, and

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<v Speaker 3>for the first month of the relationship, I overheard his

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<v Speaker 3>dad telling him that I was not special.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's so fucking mean. Like, well, yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 4>don't know her that well, do you know what I mean? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, imagine you overhearing your partner's dad saying that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be bawling. Yeah, I really upset me.

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<v Speaker 3>He said that he doesn't understand why he wastes all

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<v Speaker 3>his time on me, and I'm just going to be

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<v Speaker 3>the same.

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<v Speaker 4>As every other girl. That's so mean. That would crush

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<v Speaker 4>my heart. Yeah, that's fucked.

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<v Speaker 3>I considered breaking up with my boyfriend because I naively

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<v Speaker 3>felt bad that I was not a perfect girl for him,

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<v Speaker 3>and I bought into what his dad was telling me.

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<v Speaker 4>So you kind of then.

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<v Speaker 3>Felt like had low fucking confidence you were fair. Yea, God,

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<v Speaker 3>I was so jululu And I probably should have broken

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<v Speaker 3>up with him at that point because it gets worse awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>And they stay together for another year and a half. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 4>I have celiac disease.

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<v Speaker 3>And his dad said that we shouldn't say together because

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<v Speaker 3>if we did, I would have to produce unhealthy children

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<v Speaker 3>with lots of health complications, and I'm not worthy of

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<v Speaker 3>reproducing with What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 4>That is so funn No, I just don't eat gluten.

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<v Speaker 3>If I eat gluten, then yeah probably, but like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm perfectly healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>As in his worry that she's going to pass down

0:23:40.680 --> 0:23:44.520
<v Speaker 2>that scene. Yeah, but like fuckingo, Like who cares? You

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<v Speaker 2>just can't eat gluten. Surely you'd rather have celia kids

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<v Speaker 2>then marry someone you don't like, and you.

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<v Speaker 3>Like really pulling ut straws to think of it to

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<v Speaker 3>reasons to not like me. My fucking food con assumption

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<v Speaker 3>is making me have horrible kids. So it seems like

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<v Speaker 3>the dad's the problem at this Yeah, And which is

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<v Speaker 3>weird because normally it's the mom. Normally the dads don't

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<v Speaker 3>really give them fun I think sometimes Dad's like, you're

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<v Speaker 3>my legacy.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to keep my legacy. I feel like they

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<v Speaker 4>can get funny in that regard. Yeah, okay, I've never

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<v Speaker 4>had that.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm a child of divorce and said that if

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<v Speaker 3>we got married, I would have to leave and divorce

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<v Speaker 3>my ex because all mothers.

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<v Speaker 4>And daughters are the same. Od.

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<v Speaker 3>This man is just not right. He seems really old school.

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<v Speaker 3>Little did he know it was my dad who separated

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<v Speaker 3>from my mum. Yeah, assumption fucking central here. It's safe

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<v Speaker 3>to say I haven't dated anyone since, and when I do,

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<v Speaker 3>I will not put up with any bullshit like that

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<v Speaker 3>from their parents. I tried so hard to impress his

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<v Speaker 3>parents on anything that I did, and I guess it

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<v Speaker 3>paid off because when I ran into his mom the

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<v Speaker 3>most recently, she said, Oh, I was talking about you

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<v Speaker 3>at dinner the other weekend, so I must have done

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<v Speaker 3>something right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's just the dad. Yeah, dad's dick.

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<v Speaker 3>Might I add his dad's fears of divorcing him later

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<v Speaker 3>in life were done because his son broke up with

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<v Speaker 3>me because I couldn't give him what he needs to

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<v Speaker 3>sex every day.

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<v Speaker 4>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel like I feel like sometimes parents have

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<v Speaker 3>this like thing in their head of how their kid's

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<v Speaker 3>life is going to play out, who they're going to marry,

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<v Speaker 3>what they want, like, what they want for their kids' future.

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<v Speaker 4>And if it's like not.

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<v Speaker 3>That, they just instantly don't like you because it's not on.

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<v Speaker 4>Their path that they saw their kids.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's not following that like blueprint exactly, they're like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>hang on, what the.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck's going on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I do also think like there are exceptions, but the

0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:31.200
<v Speaker 2>apple doesn't for far from the tray a lot of it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Yeah, you know, A good thing to ask I

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<v Speaker 3>saw this thing. I'm not sure I've mentioned on the

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<v Speaker 3>podcast before.

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<v Speaker 4>A really good thing to.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask, like when you're like on the first few dates

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<v Speaker 3>with someone is you ask what are your parents like?

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<v Speaker 3>And they describe their mom and dad, and they talk

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<v Speaker 3>about their mom and dad, they talk about their family dynamic,

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<v Speaker 3>and then a couple questions after you say who are

0:25:50.640 --> 0:25:53.280
<v Speaker 3>you more like your mum or your dad? Interest because

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<v Speaker 3>they'll be like, oh, dad's a fuck weird, like he

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<v Speaker 3>just like fucking like smokes diaries and pick up and

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<v Speaker 3>then you ask, like once you kind of forget that,

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<v Speaker 3>you go, oh, so who are you most like? And

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<v Speaker 3>they go, oh, I'm like my dad, And like, so

0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:09.480
<v Speaker 3>you smoke dories, you don't pick up after the house,

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<v Speaker 3>and you just fucking sit on the couch all day.

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome, So you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like interesting or they're like my mom, they're like they're

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<v Speaker 3>super hard working, my dad's really good.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you're like, who are most like? Oh like

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<v Speaker 4>my dad. All right, so you one respect your parents too.

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<v Speaker 2>I also think it's nice to see them speak highly

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<v Speaker 2>of like, you know, like your parents have faults, no shit,

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<v Speaker 2>But like if you're just bagging on you're like mum more.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, sometimes can't be a good look. To be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>it's hard to even talk about that stuff because family

0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:36.919
<v Speaker 2>dynamics are so complicated and you just never really know

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<v Speaker 2>what someone's experiencing.

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<v Speaker 3>But but like if they say, like, oh, my dad

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<v Speaker 3>left my mom when she was seven because like had

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<v Speaker 3>they had an affair and like and then you are

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<v Speaker 3>carp orescious lady, like, so who are you most like?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, like my dad, I'm like not so you party

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<v Speaker 4>gon having an affair?

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<v Speaker 3>Like treat your mom just it's quite smart. There you go, Ladies,

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<v Speaker 3>discover it first before you.

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<v Speaker 4>Get too deep. So Miss number four.

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<v Speaker 2>When I first started dating my ex let's call him Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>he wore me that his mom was very immature. She

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<v Speaker 2>was really lovely from the interactions we had. She just

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<v Speaker 2>had a very bubbly personality.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good.

0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Kind of sometimes giving a warning, be like, be careful

0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:16.719
<v Speaker 3>of this, Like, so you're a bit aware.

0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I kind of like when the sun from our experienced

0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:23.960
<v Speaker 2>son is aware yes, you know, not blinded, and thinks

0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:26.000
<v Speaker 2>their mom's God's gift to Earth, when you're like, your

0:27:26.040 --> 0:27:29.480
<v Speaker 2>mom is actually fucking psycho. Yeah, I like that they're aware.

0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:32.080
<v Speaker 2>She's a hairdresser and she offered to do my hair

0:27:32.080 --> 0:27:32.920
<v Speaker 2>for free, which I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was really excited about it. Take that boob. But after

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 4>that she started oversharing. Awesome. I've experienced that. It's awkward, yeah,

0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:42.200
<v Speaker 4>because you don't know what to say.

0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:44.640
<v Speaker 3>You don't want to like, you like want to provide sympathy,

0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:46.520
<v Speaker 3>but you're like, oh my god, especially if it's about

0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:47.199
<v Speaker 3>family drama.

0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:50.199
<v Speaker 4>You're like, I don't really want to with the.

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:54.119
<v Speaker 2>People, inevitably about the negatively about the son that you're

0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:56.359
<v Speaker 2>dating or something it's like, well, he's my boyfriend.

0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like where do I stand? What do you want

0:27:58.560 --> 0:27:59.920
<v Speaker 4>me that you talk about your son?

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<v Speaker 3>You?

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:01.840
<v Speaker 4>Because I feel like you're going to turn it against me?

0:28:02.160 --> 0:28:02.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what I mean?

0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Jack's parents were separating and his mom began telling me

0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:09.680
<v Speaker 2>about his dad's affairs, making me promise not to tell

0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:10.679
<v Speaker 2>Jack or his sister.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's really awkward, Like I'm dating your son, Like

0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:13.879
<v Speaker 4>why are you?

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:14.879
<v Speaker 4>Would you?

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:19.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Like I can't keep from my boyfriend that.

0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 3>You're fama Like what like you have to keep? Like,

0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 3>don't put me in this position. It's fucked.

0:28:27.040 --> 0:28:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Then she just casually mentioned that she'd hooked up with

0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:32.160
<v Speaker 2>one of Jack's friends in her home salon while Jack

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:32.880
<v Speaker 2>was inside.

0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:36.200
<v Speaker 3>See, I couldn't keep that from my boyfriend.

0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 4>She goes, I kept quiet because I wanted her to

0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:40.440
<v Speaker 4>like me. Fuck, I couldn't do that.

0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Because you it would actually be I couldn't either. And

0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:45.400
<v Speaker 2>I say that, but imagine how complicated the situation would

0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 2>because the moment you tell Dak, Jack's going to go

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:50.080
<v Speaker 2>fucking ape shit on his mom and she knows it's

0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:52.360
<v Speaker 2>coming from you, and the whole relationship changes.

0:28:52.520 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 3>But then imagine if Jack found out and you knew,

0:28:54.920 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 3>and then he found out that you knew the whole time,

0:28:56.800 --> 0:28:57.080
<v Speaker 3>and then.

0:28:57.000 --> 0:29:01.200
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna damage your relationship with how challenging situation would

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:01.880
<v Speaker 2>actually really be.

0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 3>But like, I couldn't sit there and not say anything

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:04.600
<v Speaker 3>to Jack.

0:29:04.960 --> 0:29:07.880
<v Speaker 2>No, like I couldn't. Sounds like it's a bit too

0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:12.320
<v Speaker 2>much for me. Good luck, I'm going. Things escalated when

0:29:12.320 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 2>she called me one day and told me Jack had

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:16.720
<v Speaker 2>caught his footy coach hiding in her own suite.

0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 4>She's fucking the footy coach to fuck.

0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:24.200
<v Speaker 2>She made me promise to remind Jack that she would

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 2>have done nothing if he ever mentioned it, as in,

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:28.520
<v Speaker 2>if Jack was I mean, Jack's not.

0:29:28.520 --> 0:29:30.200
<v Speaker 3>Dumb, put too and do together? Why are you hiding

0:29:30.240 --> 0:29:31.360
<v Speaker 3>in my fucking on suite?

0:29:31.880 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was stuck knowing all of this, but couldn't

0:29:34.880 --> 0:29:37.720
<v Speaker 2>tell Jack. It eventually became too much. I had to

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 2>end things. Even though Jack is the most loving and

0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 2>kind person. The hardest part is I couldn't tell him

0:29:42.680 --> 0:29:46.080
<v Speaker 2>why I had to leave. No, I'm like, in my opinion,

0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 2>if you're partying with that family and you're making that

0:29:48.200 --> 0:29:51.000
<v Speaker 2>decision that I'm out, you have to tell him why Yeah,

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:52.440
<v Speaker 2>because otherwise he's going to think it's him.

0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:53.160
<v Speaker 4>He's got to.

0:29:53.320 --> 0:29:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Sit on that and be like, I'm the fucking problem.

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:57.320
<v Speaker 2>But then you're also going to be like blowing up

0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:59.680
<v Speaker 2>not only the relationship but his family life. But it's

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:04.200
<v Speaker 2>like he needed to know, you know, but it's complicated.

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 2>It all blew up when Jack's coach, who was also

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:09.840
<v Speaker 2>secretly seeing his mom, beat Jack up in front of

0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 2>his entire football team. His mom left without caring or

0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:15.240
<v Speaker 2>checking on Jack.

0:30:17.760 --> 0:30:18.320
<v Speaker 4>Immature.

0:30:18.600 --> 0:30:22.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, like she's just like living like a teenager

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:23.040
<v Speaker 3>with kids.

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:23.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:26.400
<v Speaker 2>The next morning, still startled from the events of the night,

0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Jack woke up to a text from his mom saying

0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:31.080
<v Speaker 2>that she was in Queensland with the guy that had

0:30:31.200 --> 0:30:32.200
<v Speaker 2>just assaulted her son.

0:30:32.800 --> 0:30:35.200
<v Speaker 4>So she's just living for herself. Like it's like she

0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:37.360
<v Speaker 4>doesn't have children. They just hold Jack. I want to

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:39.760
<v Speaker 4>give Jack a hole. I know that feels. I feel

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 4>really bad for Jack.

0:30:42.480 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 2>Get back with him, fuck his mom off, don't fuck

0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:45.960
<v Speaker 2>his mum memory.

0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:47.440
<v Speaker 3>I think he's already fucked off.

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:51.760
<v Speaker 4>Fuck poor charge. And that is extremely complicated for you.

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:58.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that would provide trauma. Hey, girls love the podcast,

0:30:58.400 --> 0:31:01.800
<v Speaker 3>so buckle in for this one. My partner mother is awful.

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 4>So they're still together for such a bad word. It's

0:31:04.800 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 4>such a strong word, like she's rude. No, she's fucking.

0:31:08.880 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 3>Awful, she's vile, vile, she's irritating.

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 4>What's another one?

0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:18.640
<v Speaker 2>What's the one that I said we'd hate when people

0:31:18.680 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 2>call us insufferable?

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:20.600
<v Speaker 4>Insufferable?

0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 3>She's an insufferable cow.

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 4>That's just that always hits.

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to say that my partner is an

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:32.520
<v Speaker 3>angel and always takes my side and it has never

0:31:32.600 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 3>forced me to have a relationship with his mother as

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 3>I've spent four years trying to create a relationship that

0:31:37.440 --> 0:31:39.040
<v Speaker 3>she doesn't want to bar up because she's so in

0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 3>love with her son in a weird way.

0:31:40.840 --> 0:31:42.840
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so they're still together.

0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:47.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes, So this is one story of many that I

0:31:47.560 --> 0:31:51.480
<v Speaker 3>could write about and just boils my blood. My partner,

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 3>let's call the mother Judy, and myself went out one

0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:58.160
<v Speaker 3>night to get pizza. His mother went to order while

0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:01.800
<v Speaker 3>my partner, let's call him am awesome, stayed in the car.

0:32:02.040 --> 0:32:05.560
<v Speaker 3>Can we call him something different, Let's call him Jack? Okay, no,

0:32:05.640 --> 0:32:08.240
<v Speaker 3>because Jack's a fucking fuck boy's name. But Jack and

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:09.840
<v Speaker 3>the last story wasn't a fuck boy, so we'll call

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:12.880
<v Speaker 3>him Jack. Judy came back to the car and told

0:32:13.120 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 3>Jack that he should have ordered the pizza because the

0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:17.320
<v Speaker 3>girl in the front counter was so his tight that

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 3>they will look good together. Like, why would you say

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 3>that in front of my face.

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:24.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm in your car, I'm literally dating your son. Are

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:26.960
<v Speaker 4>we we're gonna partend? Like maybe you should?

0:32:27.000 --> 0:32:28.640
<v Speaker 2>You should go in there and pick up the pizzas

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:32.400
<v Speaker 2>because she's fucking hot. It's like, what is wrong with you?

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:35.280
<v Speaker 2>How did you get to reproduce?

0:32:36.800 --> 0:32:38.320
<v Speaker 4>Fucked mind you.

0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:40.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting in the backseat and my partner and I

0:32:40.240 --> 0:32:41.800
<v Speaker 3>had twenty three and we've been together.

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:42.360
<v Speaker 4>For four years.

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 3>Jack replied to Judy and said, well, my type is

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:49.760
<v Speaker 3>my girlfriend. He just proceeded to defend me him. I

0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:52.200
<v Speaker 3>love you, Jack, know in that way. It's fine you

0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 3>have Betty over here. Sorry, I just didn't want to

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:59.640
<v Speaker 3>overs the line. Judy then responded and say that we

0:32:59.800 --> 0:33:02.200
<v Speaker 3>better not marry her. And I was sitting in the

0:33:02.280 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 3>back seat and I've had ugly babies.

0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:06.680
<v Speaker 4>What the fuck?

0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what the fuck so you think I'm ugly?

0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:12.360
<v Speaker 2>You've just said you think I'm ugly? Maybe your son's ugly.

0:33:12.480 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 4>No, Jack's nice, Jack's nice, Jack's hot, Judy's ugly. Judy

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:19.640
<v Speaker 4>is ugly. She's a horrible personality. She sounds indufferable. Hmmm.

0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:24.680
<v Speaker 4>Jack and I then left the car and ubered it

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:28.280
<v Speaker 4>and uber obviously very challenging.

0:33:28.400 --> 0:33:30.720
<v Speaker 2>I've seen it to get in between your mom and

0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:32.680
<v Speaker 2>your partner, but when they do it, it's like.

0:33:33.040 --> 0:33:35.760
<v Speaker 3>But it seems then he didn't really like provide a reaction.

0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:37.240
<v Speaker 3>He was like, I'm just gonna remove both of us

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 3>from the situation.

0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:41.960
<v Speaker 4>Because I go through this. Yeah. Fuck. This incident is

0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 4>one of Mannie's.

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 3>But she's always a comments on my appearance, my weight,

0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 3>and my career. She tells her have family, how I'll

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:51.120
<v Speaker 3>never go anywhere as my career is in primary school teaching.

0:33:51.200 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 4>So you must be a good fucking chick. You're a

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:54.280
<v Speaker 4>primary school teacher around.

0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:55.920
<v Speaker 3>Kids, Like that is the biggest green flag.

0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:56.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:33:56.480 --> 0:33:58.120
<v Speaker 3>If someone came and he was like I'm dating and

0:33:58.160 --> 0:34:00.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm oh, I'm a primary school teacher. Like if my

0:34:00.200 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 3>boyfriend was like a sports season in a primary I'm like,

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, you're a fucking.

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Saint and you're like that guy, and it's like they'll

0:34:05.160 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 2>be like, oh, like I'm setting to your teacher. It's like,

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:09.240
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, you're such like you're a good persive.

0:34:09.800 --> 0:34:12.000
<v Speaker 3>I always speaking to my housemates about this. Last night,

0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 3>I was like, we're watching that show and I was like, fuck,

0:34:14.760 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 3>like it is a bit awkward, like saying like you're

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:18.359
<v Speaker 3>meeting the new parents, Like, so what do.

0:34:18.280 --> 0:34:19.720
<v Speaker 4>You do for really think? Oh, I have a podcast?

0:34:19.920 --> 0:34:21.319
<v Speaker 4>What do you talk about the podcast? Oh?

0:34:21.360 --> 0:34:23.160
<v Speaker 3>We have like people on they like speak about like

0:34:23.200 --> 0:34:25.200
<v Speaker 3>sex and like relationships, and we like answer me with

0:34:25.200 --> 0:34:28.120
<v Speaker 3>ste Lemmas. It's like, be awkward, but I'm like, I promise.

0:34:28.120 --> 0:34:29.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm like doing well for myself, like.

0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:32.399
<v Speaker 2>Like my job, but it's not one of those jobs.

0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:33.919
<v Speaker 2>It's like I'm a lawyer, I'm a teacher.

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean.

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:36.480
<v Speaker 3>You kind of like you have to explain yourself a

0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:38.160
<v Speaker 3>little bit like kind to prove that.

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:41.759
<v Speaker 4>You're like your friend it's good. It's a good job. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:43.759
<v Speaker 3>She's awful and no matter how much I try to

0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:46.399
<v Speaker 3>be nice to her, she always tears me down. Never

0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:48.839
<v Speaker 3>thought that I'd be the girl with the psycho mother

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:50.680
<v Speaker 3>in law, but I guess I was wrong. That's just

0:34:50.719 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 3>so awkward, like you're literally a green flag, you're a

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 3>walking green flag and any like. And sometimes when they

0:34:55.920 --> 0:34:58.359
<v Speaker 3>comment on your appearance and your weight like that hits

0:34:58.360 --> 0:35:01.880
<v Speaker 3>hard because you're like, but Jack doesn't seem to copy it,

0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 3>and Jack obviously seems to like it.

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:05.880
<v Speaker 2>It seems like he's the right kind of guy to

0:35:05.960 --> 0:35:08.000
<v Speaker 2>handle a situation like that because he will put you

0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:11.000
<v Speaker 2>first so it can survive it, you know what I mean.

0:35:11.080 --> 0:35:12.479
<v Speaker 4>But that is an awful thing too.

0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:16.279
<v Speaker 2>And you know people like that, you're twenty three, but

0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 2>it's like those mothers. Are you still going to be

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 2>in contact with those sort of mothers when you're like

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 2>thirty five and you have kids. No, they're probably going

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:24.879
<v Speaker 2>to be the ones you only see it like Christmas.

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:26.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because they're horrible.

0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And Jack will obviously just try to keep that separated.

0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:31.480
<v Speaker 3>And if you think my kids are ugly great, don't

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 3>see them. Yeah, don't see your grandchildren that you should love.

0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:38.440
<v Speaker 3>Like you're just doing yourself withself with disservice.

0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:40.200
<v Speaker 4>What a cow.

0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:43.720
<v Speaker 2>I have a story for you guys about what happened

0:35:43.760 --> 0:35:46.680
<v Speaker 2>on a first holiday with my in laws. So February

0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:48.520
<v Speaker 2>this year, I went on my first holiday with my

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:50.239
<v Speaker 2>partner and his family on a cruise ship.

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:53.200
<v Speaker 4>I can't escape that. You're stuck on a boat together.

0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:55.000
<v Speaker 4>They can just push you off if they don't like you.

0:35:55.600 --> 0:35:58.680
<v Speaker 4>I can this murder. People just appear on cruise ships

0:35:58.719 --> 0:36:01.320
<v Speaker 4>all the time. It's kind of scary. It's really scary.

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 4>I would say.

0:36:02.120 --> 0:36:03.719
<v Speaker 2>My partner and I had been together at this point

0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:06.000
<v Speaker 2>for just over a year. It was the first night

0:36:06.000 --> 0:36:08.120
<v Speaker 2>of the cruise, and my partner's family loved to drink

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:11.400
<v Speaker 2>and I don't as much. I'm not a huge drinker.

0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:13.720
<v Speaker 2>And we had a whole drinking package for unlimited drinks

0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 2>for the whole trip, so we obviously wanted to make

0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:18.000
<v Speaker 2>the most of it because it was quite expensive, like

0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 2>eight hundred two one thousand dollars each.

0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:21.280
<v Speaker 4>I'd assume that is.

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Because the cruises they're always like food and drinks packages.

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:27.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right. Anyways, we were all.

0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:28.719
<v Speaker 2>Drinking quite a lot in the first night, and they

0:36:28.760 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 2>wanted to see me get drunk and let loose a little,

0:36:30.719 --> 0:36:32.680
<v Speaker 2>because they were like, I don't think we will ever

0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 2>see that way.

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:36.959
<v Speaker 4>Fair enough on holiday, you have fun.

0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:39.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, that's about we like, don't peer pressure, no

0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:42.320
<v Speaker 3>peer pressuring, Like if you then said, no, they shouldn't

0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:42.640
<v Speaker 3>be doing it.

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm just I know, so I thought it was almost

0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:50.560
<v Speaker 2>a challenge and got absolutely wasted. I can't even remember

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:53.239
<v Speaker 2>half the night. I was mixing wines, spirits, and all.

0:36:53.160 --> 0:36:56.160
<v Speaker 4>Sorts of drinks. That's a recipe food disaster. I always

0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:58.200
<v Speaker 4>mix wine, spirits and all sorts of drinks.

0:36:58.120 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 3>Because you normally start on wine, but I only spirits.

0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:02.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then I'll go to spirits and stuff when

0:37:02.840 --> 0:37:05.920
<v Speaker 2>i'm at like if I'm at like the club, it's like.

0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:11.759
<v Speaker 4>I'm joking. By the way, sometimes I do ask for rosees.

0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 2>We headed back to the room because all the bars

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:18.800
<v Speaker 2>were closing, and I run straight to the bathroom.

0:37:18.360 --> 0:37:19.800
<v Speaker 4>And the ship was super rocky.

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:22.719
<v Speaker 2>It's not a good Yeah, the fucking I was on

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:26.160
<v Speaker 2>a cruise ship last year and it's not good.

0:37:26.520 --> 0:37:27.480
<v Speaker 4>I didn't feel too good.

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:29.080
<v Speaker 2>I was so drunk and I was sitting on the

0:37:29.120 --> 0:37:30.959
<v Speaker 2>floor of the bathroom at this point, and I thought

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I grabbed the bathroom bin and spewed up in it,

0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:36.240
<v Speaker 2>but it turns out it was the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Matt rolled up what airl Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>My partner's mum walks in and goes, oh fuck, calls

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<v Speaker 2>my partner to come help me up and get me

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<v Speaker 2>in the bath. His mom and I are sitting in

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<v Speaker 2>the tub. I'm fully naked, she's half naked.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa, whoa, yo, Oh he's going on here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, remind me to tell you something after

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<v Speaker 2>I finished this story.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, she's half naked, and.

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<v Speaker 2>My spew was just going back and forth on the

0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:07.280
<v Speaker 2>floor from the ship being so rocky, and he's cleaning

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<v Speaker 2>up my spew whilst his.

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<v Speaker 4>Mum is showering me. That's good of her, that was

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<v Speaker 4>very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she probably feels responsible, you could say. The next day,

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to die. I was so embarrassed and I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't look at her the same after she saw me

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<v Speaker 2>that way. Since then, we've become super close, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>all good now, but it still.

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<v Speaker 4>DAWs me to this day. So this is actually a

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<v Speaker 4>nice story. That's cute.

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:30.000
<v Speaker 3>That's like relationship following, Like we've really bonded after that,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I've seen your tits, You've seen me naked, vomiting,

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<v Speaker 3>like you've seen me in.

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<v Speaker 4>A really really bad state, vulnerable.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that kind of reminds me of a story I

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<v Speaker 3>had when my ex used to live with JACKI and

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<v Speaker 3>Michayla Crisp, and I'm still really close with them now.

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<v Speaker 3>Like they were amazing, And it was in lockdown, and

0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:48.480
<v Speaker 3>the first year of the B and F was in lockdown.

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<v Speaker 3>But because we all lived together, we had like a

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<v Speaker 3>little party in the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember see it was all legal, but.

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<v Speaker 3>There was like six of us that lived in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>We all just celebrated the Copeland and whatever. So much fun.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was in like the run of my eating discorder,

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<v Speaker 3>so I was so thin, Like I was so sick,

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<v Speaker 3>and I like I was trying to keep up with

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<v Speaker 3>Jack and Caleb, and I just got so fucking wasted

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<v Speaker 3>that I ended up falling asleep like eight thirty with

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<v Speaker 3>a bowl in the bed, like hunched over, passed out asleep.

0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:20.480
<v Speaker 3>And there's this fucking photo of Jack like hovering over

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<v Speaker 3>me in bed and I'm just like out, like a

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<v Speaker 3>light passed out.

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<v Speaker 4>Would have been like this fuck.

0:39:25.560 --> 0:39:28.080
<v Speaker 3>This fucking chicken. They were recently dating, and I was

0:39:28.120 --> 0:39:30.279
<v Speaker 3>really trying to impress everyone. I like ended the night

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<v Speaker 3>with like in an hour in the bed. There's like

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking film photer. It's the funniest photo ever.

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<v Speaker 4>I thing to see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I walk out like two hours later to

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<v Speaker 3>go vomit in the fucking toilet, and they're all just shirtless, drunk,

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<v Speaker 3>just lying on the ground like it was a whack

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<v Speaker 3>at night.

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<v Speaker 4>On my life moment, it was really blonding.

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<v Speaker 2>So the funny thing I wanted to mention I saw

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<v Speaker 2>this story on TikTok and apparently there was a bride

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<v Speaker 2>and groom on their wedding day, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>they'd yet gone down the aisle, like they weren't yet

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<v Speaker 2>married at this point, and the bride needed to go

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<v Speaker 2>to the bathroom before the ceremony or something, so she

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<v Speaker 2>went into like the hotel room, went into the bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>and her fiance, fully grown male is there nursing his mom,

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<v Speaker 2>sucking on her boom.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lie, No, that's a fucking lie.

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<v Speaker 2>And everyone's like, how does she still produce milk? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the thing is maybe she isn't. It's just a comfort thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But like and apparently the mom goes, don't make it weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Brother, how do yeah that would get I don't don't

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<v Speaker 3>care how much I fucking love you. You're suckling on your mom's.

0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Like that is then almost sexual a little bit. It isn't,

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<v Speaker 2>but it would be to a viewer, do you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean? Maybe that's not how the mum and

0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:50.080
<v Speaker 2>the son of viewing that, obviously, but if I were

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<v Speaker 2>to see that, I'd be like, this is weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Like why haven't you ever asked to like maybe do

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<v Speaker 3>it for me as comfort?

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<v Speaker 4>Like I've got boobs too.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think the mum's still producing milk? Like they

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<v Speaker 2>ever stopped sucking?

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<v Speaker 4>You would stop after a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd have to research about that, you would have to

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<v Speaker 3>dry up.

0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:11.359
<v Speaker 2>Court breastfeeding with mum by bride on his bride did

0:41:11.560 --> 0:41:15.080
<v Speaker 2>your husband on their wedding day? Yeah, so she did leave,

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<v Speaker 2>which I think is understandable to say the least.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so weird.

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:24.680
<v Speaker 2>Brou It says, this is coming from a podcast, how

0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:28.880
<v Speaker 2>the mother could possibly still producing milk and the reason

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:31.200
<v Speaker 2>must be just that she's never stopped. She's obviously just

0:41:31.239 --> 0:41:35.719
<v Speaker 2>been doing it continuously. So the mum is still producing milk.

0:41:35.600 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 4>And it is that is really weird.

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:44.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's some fucks mart Me's boy bullshit. And I

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<v Speaker 2>would leave the wedding.

0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:48.080
<v Speaker 3>Too, Yeah, I would. That would wholeheartedly give me dick.

0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:50.440
<v Speaker 3>And if you ever try to think that. You imagine

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:51.480
<v Speaker 3>him just pretending.

0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:53.440
<v Speaker 2>But what kisses me up as the mom going WHOA, like,

0:41:53.520 --> 0:41:55.800
<v Speaker 2>don't make it weird like this is weird.

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:56.880
<v Speaker 4>This is really weird.

0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:58.799
<v Speaker 2>This is the weirdest thing I probably will ever see

0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:00.840
<v Speaker 2>in my entire fucking life. You're telling me not to

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<v Speaker 2>make up weird like you're over this. He's sucking up tits.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's really weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, guys, that just ends on a nice little note.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll ave to think about and ponder.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you think you have issues with your in laws?

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<v Speaker 3>Just remember that someone's fiancee was sucking his mum's tits

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<v Speaker 3>on his wedding name. Yeah, there's like nothing to worry about.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not alone because there's things out in this world

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<v Speaker 3>like a boob sucker, mammy's milk.

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<v Speaker 4>I like to go do. It's called months. What's your

0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:38.600
<v Speaker 4>pregame mummy's milk? And that's disgusting. What helps you eat

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<v Speaker 4>before you walk down the aisle? Mummy's that's fucking disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>All Right, We love you guys. Chat to you on

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