Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Just for Girls.
Speaker 1: Let's produce a blake here again. Sam's settling back in
Speaker 1: after her trip away, and Izzy is slowly making her
Speaker 1: way back. I think it's a few days now, but
Speaker 1: until then, we're dropping some of our favorite episodes we've
Speaker 1: ever recorded. I've given you a few guest interviews, but
Speaker 1: today I'm going to give you one of my favorite
Speaker 1: horror stories ever, and that's in law horror stories. You
Speaker 1: can't get much juicier than that. Like every time I
Speaker 1: hear one of these stories, I'm fully sad. Tell me
Speaker 1: everything and in the most detail possible. But from memory,
Speaker 1: this was like one of our most intense episodes. So
Speaker 1: I'm just going to drop this here, let you enjoy.
Speaker 1: We can't wait to talk and catch up very surely,
Speaker 1: and until then, have a lovely week.
Speaker 2: She started running at my friend with her vists in
Speaker 2: the air, and she went to swing at her, but
Speaker 2: my boyfriend had gotten the way and started holding the
Speaker 2: mum back.
Speaker 3: The fucking demons this woman would have happened. I was
Speaker 3: just thinking that Happy Tuesday, Joes.
Speaker 4: Welcome back to out Just for Girls podcast. Welcome back
Speaker 4: to me Just for Girls, podcast.
Speaker 2: It's funny our news reporters like they do have to
Speaker 2: like change their voice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they really do.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I wonder if they have to go into
Speaker 3: training or it's just kind of like an environmental thing
Speaker 3: that they ended up adjusting to each other.
Speaker 4: Wait, whoa.
Speaker 2: Now, it's like when someone says like, you'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: like I'm really good at like a British accent or something,
Speaker 2: and then when someone goes like do it, You're like yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I was about to try like a news reported thing,
Speaker 2: but then I was like, I'm.
Speaker 3: Talking to this guy on Instagram and he has an
Speaker 3: English accent and he keeps on sending me voice members
Speaker 3: and then I said the voice memo back and I'm
Speaker 3: like starting to mock him, and.
Speaker 4: He literally, did you mocking me?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I literally don't mean it, Like the whole
Speaker 2: time I was speaking to.
Speaker 4: That English guy. Yeah, I'm like, sorry, I don't be
Speaker 4: a babe. And I just loved it. I actually the English.
Speaker 2: Accent is like an afrodisiach for me. I think it's
Speaker 2: the best. Yeah, really hot, it's really hot.
Speaker 3: But on today's episode, we are doing like in law
Speaker 3: horror stories or like boyfriends, parents, just like.
Speaker 4: I feel like some of these are going to be
Speaker 4: really interesting.
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of the ones in our
Speaker 2: d ms, which we haven't read them yet, obviously, our
Speaker 2: producer uses them for me, but for you, just you, I.
Speaker 3: Pick my own, you said, My producer picks them for me,
Speaker 3: for us, for sorry.
Speaker 2: She's a good character whom you are in my life,
Speaker 2: in my story, and i'm your side piece in your story.
Speaker 4: No, you're my main character. We're the same. You're the
Speaker 4: main character in your own story.
Speaker 3: No, i'd say we're equal in my stories.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's nice. I'm not Leo those.
Speaker 2: But the classic one I think will come will have
Speaker 2: come up a lot, is that.
Speaker 4: The mum wants to data son.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's always a hard one. When the sun the
Speaker 3: mom is in love with the sun. But I feel
Speaker 3: like it's just not spoken about it. I feel like
Speaker 3: in our minds it's like a fairy tale thing where
Speaker 3: you have the best relationship with your in laws, but
Speaker 3: it's not a common thing.
Speaker 4: I think it's really hard. A lot of people have
Speaker 4: a lot of.
Speaker 3: Issues with the in laws that she just not spoken
Speaker 3: about you.
Speaker 4: She never want to speaks about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't date that person for these parents and
Speaker 2: you were just now have to deal with these yents
Speaker 2: and you put it up, put up with them because
Speaker 2: you're like, well, I love their kid. Yeah that's why
Speaker 2: I'm here. But it's like you did not choose these people.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean. I'm very blessed.
Speaker 3: My first boyfriend only had a mom. I never met
Speaker 3: the dad, and I was really close with the mum
Speaker 3: and it was really good because I was like sixteen.
Speaker 3: And then my last relationship, he was an only child,
Speaker 3: so I kind of was like then ended up being
Speaker 3: one of their kids and they loved me as well.
Speaker 3: So I'm very blessed with my in laws have been.
Speaker 3: I don't have anymore, but like have been very blessed
Speaker 3: with them.
Speaker 4: My first one was fine, lovely.
Speaker 2: The mom was actually really sweet and would always like
Speaker 2: try and give me her clothes and makeup and stuff.
Speaker 4: And it was really here. Yeah, I'm just gonna not talk.
Speaker 4: The other one, Yeah, for the best. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 4: want you to get a lot.
Speaker 2: She is just like that was in an ideal situation basically,
Speaker 2: but in saying that, that happens to a lot of people,
Speaker 2: and you know, not going to dish it on someone's parents.
Speaker 4: So fair.
Speaker 3: So you guys can because you're all anonymous, So it's
Speaker 3: all fine, you guys. You guys can absolutely let loose
Speaker 3: on this podcast. But do you have a recommendation of
Speaker 3: the week?
Speaker 4: Is it? I feel like we haven't done one for
Speaker 4: a while. I actually do.
Speaker 2: I am really liking the Isle of Paradise moisturizer.
Speaker 4: Yeah you love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the pink one. There's like a yellow one,
Speaker 2: a pink one, and it smells so good. But I
Speaker 2: always buy it when I'm going on a holiday in
Speaker 2: the sun because it's a nice consistency. It doesn't make
Speaker 2: you feel too sweaty, but it's really really moisturizing, and
Speaker 2: I never feel when I use it, like even if
Speaker 2: I mean this un too much, like it will kind
Speaker 2: of protect my skin, they won't feel.
Speaker 4: So it's roller God and it smells roller God.
Speaker 3: Nice. Would recommend a mine is also another thing that
Speaker 3: we were all using on holidays. I'm not sure if
Speaker 3: I've already spoken about it, but it is it as
Speaker 3: me bodyglow oil. I have planted again in my TikTok
Speaker 3: the other day and everyone's like, what is this?
Speaker 4: It's fucking goaded.
Speaker 3: It's so good, Like I'm loving esme at the moment.
Speaker 3: I really really like the way it makes my skin look.
Speaker 4: But yeah it's the as me body. I just love
Speaker 4: the way it makes me feel. Yeah, I just do
Speaker 4: it makes me feel good. Yeah, fair enough, but yeah
Speaker 4: it's the best.
Speaker 3: And then like put it on your chest when you're
Speaker 3: wearing like a low cut thing so nicely.
Speaker 2: Sometimes even put it on the prior even doing my
Speaker 2: makeup or anything like, because I'll put my top on
Speaker 2: for the night and then I'll put it on because
Speaker 2: once it even settles into your skin, if you don't
Speaker 2: like that oily feeling when you're leaving the house, say
Speaker 2: it's spali or it's like really hot. Once the oil
Speaker 2: sinks in, the sparkles still stay on your.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't think it's really oily. No it's not.
Speaker 2: But it's like if you want to just put it
Speaker 2: on for the sparkles, the sparkles do stay once the
Speaker 2: oil like sinks in, And so it's really nice.
Speaker 4: So would recommend it's time for question when can we
Speaker 4: stop that? Never? We have to keep on running with it.
Speaker 3: Now, do you know one thing we really need to
Speaker 3: do though, we need to get like a hard hitting intro,
Speaker 3: like we don't have that.
Speaker 2: We all just gotay welcome Mack. Yeah, I totally agree
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: No, we're so uncreated.
Speaker 4: Pre recorded intro kind of that.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, well we have our classic like copyright
Speaker 3: free music that everyone the tags and see when like Gloria.
Speaker 2: Jeans such just a girl's intro. Well, I don't listen
Speaker 2: to that music very much. No, I don't dislike it.
Speaker 2: I thought I would have gotten over it, but it
Speaker 2: gets me in a good movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really does, all right.
Speaker 3: Easy if you sold the rights to an entire life
Speaker 3: to Netflix so they could pick one specific period, phase
Speaker 3: or experience and turn it into comedy, what would yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: what would they choose to make the movie about, or like,
Speaker 3: what period of life would they pick.
Speaker 2: That would say, my first relationship and breakup would be
Speaker 2: the biggest comedy part.
Speaker 4: In my life. It would they laugh at you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, okay, I was a fucking nutback
Speaker 2: It would look it was a shitty situation. I think
Speaker 2: the way it all came out as well is just
Speaker 2: like so unusual, do you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, what part like obviously he was sleeping with
Speaker 2: my best friend, but her mum was actually the one
Speaker 2: that told me that that added happened, and it just dragged.
Speaker 2: It was just a yeah, it sucks, but I'd say
Speaker 2: that is like I probably made the biggest full of
Speaker 2: myself during those couple of years of my life.
Speaker 4: You know, fair enough?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, you Mine would probably be like a
Speaker 3: remake of like Reality TV of Wild Child when I've
Speaker 3: lived in the school comedy. Yeah, but like reality TV
Speaker 3: can be comedy. Well, I feel like that, like even
Speaker 3: Wild Child, it would be good. Yeah, Like it's just
Speaker 3: like real life me living in a boarding school with
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty boys and like navigating that as
Speaker 3: like a fucking teenager in the.
Speaker 4: Middle of puberty or were you at that point?
Speaker 3: I was from eight to twenty eight years old.
Speaker 4: Too, when I was twenty. Fuck ya.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, imagine if that was like
Speaker 2: happening when you were older, but like you were twenty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: Good when I was older because I was older than
Speaker 3: the boys.
Speaker 4: But when I was their age.
Speaker 3: I was like fuck me, yeah that and all my
Speaker 3: friends wanted to come over and I was like, no,
Speaker 3: they totally.
Speaker 2: Would have just used you for like that you're not
Speaker 2: a good friend of people you want to be your friend,
Speaker 2: but like a lot of some girls would have been
Speaker 2: like committed dinner at yours tonight.
Speaker 4: With the hope that they could like go have dinner
Speaker 4: in the morning. I spell the.
Speaker 3: Boys one when I was younger, when I was like eight,
Speaker 3: and stuff, like when I was in primary school, all
Speaker 3: of my friends wanted to come over to my house
Speaker 3: because I lived at a school, so we had all
Speaker 3: the playgrounds and everything like that, and everyone loved it.
Speaker 3: And then when I transitioned into high school, everyone wanted
Speaker 3: to come over because they were near the boys and obviously,
Speaker 3: and they all would talk to the boys on Snapchat
Speaker 3: and then they would want to come and be like
Speaker 3: seen over there. But one time I did take my
Speaker 3: friends because we had a rowing regatta early the next
Speaker 3: morning and it was my mum's turn to drive us
Speaker 3: all down, and they came to a boarding house dinner
Speaker 3: before and my friend Night said she was like I
Speaker 3: never fucking want to come again, Like that's hell. I
Speaker 3: was like, fair enough, Like you guys all glamorize this year,
Speaker 3: but really reality is you're like three girls in your uniform,
Speaker 3: sitting in your uniform because the dinner is so early.
Speaker 3: It's even at six o'clock, so by the time you
Speaker 3: get home from school to the carriage down.
Speaker 4: The food was pretty good.
Speaker 3: It's like a huge buffet and everything you walk around
Speaker 3: with the plate and then.
Speaker 4: Like stop for me would be my worst time, No,
Speaker 4: but it's actually like good food. But it's like walking into.
Speaker 3: A room, yeah, and you have to stand there in
Speaker 3: a line, and then you walk through the line and
Speaker 3: you like pick your salads and you pick your fucking desserts,
Speaker 3: and then you go.
Speaker 4: Into this huge hall and to carry on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the tables are like seated for twelve people,
Speaker 3: so if your family isn't all there and you don't
Speaker 3: have a table to fill up, you could just be sitting.
Speaker 4: Next to it.
Speaker 3: You're twelve a fuck, yeah, but you don't talk.
Speaker 4: God, you don't talk.
Speaker 3: That that good because they're too scared to talk to you.
Speaker 4: They're way too scared to talk to you.
Speaker 3: But then they'll snapchat you after because is like your
Speaker 3: dad's sitting next to you, they're not going to fucking
Speaker 3: speak to you. Borders, and then like dining hall directors
Speaker 3: and sometimes teachers will.
Speaker 4: Come there as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the whole dining hall is filled with like
Speaker 3: two hundred people.
Speaker 2: So what would your soundtrack to this boarding school thing be?
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like it would be our Jospher Girl's
Speaker 3: playlist from one of music. Yeah, we've got every it's
Speaker 3: got everything. It's got an array of music, and like
Speaker 3: a lot of it is a bit of a throwback
Speaker 3: from that period of time, Like we've got some old
Speaker 3: hits that are like I'm like, fuck, yeah I did,
Speaker 3: because I used to make video stars and to covers
Speaker 3: of them and then I used to go make the
Speaker 3: borders watch them. So there are a few of those
Speaker 3: music songs like the Justin Timberlake songs, and.
Speaker 2: People ask like what's your what's your like, what's your
Speaker 2: favorite sort of type of music? It's like old, like
Speaker 2: like thousands, like R and B, like the.
Speaker 3: Twenty thirteen, like the Summer Hits CD play.
Speaker 4: That's just like such up. But I'm like, we don't
Speaker 4: need you now because it's on the just Girl playlist.
Speaker 3: We curated that into a playlist, So I feel like
Speaker 3: that is just the perfect playlist for me, and it
Speaker 3: always is going to be. Like the other week I
Speaker 3: had my Cami Citron shoot and we played the Miller
Speaker 3: was like, oh, do you guys have a playlist to play?
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, josph girls playlist. Hello, go on
Speaker 4: to my Spotify.
Speaker 3: It's like right there and just like press shuffle babe.
Speaker 3: And she was like, this is really good.
Speaker 4: I was like, it's a hype up play It is
Speaker 4: really good.
Speaker 2: It's good for like, yeah, it's a prese playlist to
Speaker 2: getting ready playlist. Yeah, when you want to feel good
Speaker 2: about yourself. I think it's great. It hypes me up
Speaker 2: for I actually was going on a first day and
Speaker 2: we played it on the TV.
Speaker 4: On the TV we did because it gets me. It
Speaker 4: gets me in a good mood and it's something that
Speaker 4: we go for. Girl, I can do this. Let's fucking go.
Speaker 4: And then when I drove you, we popped it on
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: Little It's all good. It's it's so good.
Speaker 4: There's no skips.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So make sure you guys if you need a
Speaker 3: little playlist to get you pumped up for a date, a.
Speaker 4: Photo shoot, anything, you want, a.
Speaker 3: Day of school, Yeah, oh that'd be great on the
Speaker 3: time or the train. Yeah, fucking don't bop your head
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 2: We do have that just for girls playlist with Warner Music.
Speaker 4: It's amazing, So give it a.
Speaker 3: Listen, Give it a listen. We love you and we
Speaker 3: love Warner Music. Let's go into in law.
Speaker 4: Your actually really excited.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the in laws submission. Let's go into story number one. Okay, hey, girls,
Speaker 3: I love the partty, It's my favorite time of the week.
Speaker 4: Anyway, into the story.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited for this because it's gonna make me
Speaker 3: feel so good anyway.
Speaker 4: Because I just think in laws are fucked something fucked. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was dating this guy for just under two years.
Speaker 3: He was lovely for the most part, but we just
Speaker 3: weren't right for each other. We have different cultures and
Speaker 3: different religions. That's hard when you have to like really
Speaker 3: kind of like dive into their culture and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: But you are, you're so new to it.
Speaker 4: You don't know what's going wrong.
Speaker 2: I've never experienced that, but I can imagine that, having
Speaker 2: clash like different religions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, be very challenged.
Speaker 3: Like I'm watching this movie, this show which you guys
Speaker 3: should watch.
Speaker 4: It's called Not Right Oh the Time with Seth Cohen, Yes,
Speaker 4: Adam Brady.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm like is this play about me?
Speaker 4: Like they have a podcast they struggle with dating, and
Speaker 4: she's date dating a rabbi.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm like she has struggled with dating. She
Speaker 3: is struggling with dating. They have a podcast that they
Speaker 3: talk about sex and relationship.
Speaker 4: I could date Adam Brody. I don't think he's hot
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 2: You need to watch him in the OC Seth Karen.
Speaker 2: He's just like he's got the best character in that show.
Speaker 2: He's such a nerdy little geek, but he's so fucking
Speaker 2: witty and funny.
Speaker 3: But he's a rabbi and she's not Jewish, and he's
Speaker 3: like tries to get her to become Jewish and like get.
Speaker 4: Her a party of culture to get her to become Yeah,
Speaker 4: and she like kind of like really duves into it.
Speaker 3: But then she like is introduced to the Jewish family
Speaker 3: and she's not Jewish, so she's kind of rejected by
Speaker 3: the family. It's very interesting, but like it does remind
Speaker 3: me of like when you start dating someone who is
Speaker 3: from a different culture or religion.
Speaker 4: Of culture, I expect there's kids to date from that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like Mormon religion, Like if you want more in God. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So it's good yeah, you want to watch it. It's
Speaker 3: like something you put on in the background.
Speaker 4: It's an easy one.
Speaker 2: I've gone back to suits, so I've got nine seasons
Speaker 2: of that. I had them move before I continue.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 3: He was from South Africa and Christian, and I'm from
Speaker 3: Victoria and I kind of believe in whatever I want.
Speaker 3: We did a year of long distance, and then I
Speaker 3: moved from VIC to Queensland to be with him and
Speaker 3: we lived together for six months. During the time of
Speaker 3: long distance, his parents were lovely and welcoming, but when
Speaker 3: it came to us moving in together, they then decided
Speaker 3: they didn't approve of it and they wouldn't support us.
Speaker 4: There are some where way this is getting with you serious.
Speaker 3: You're non Christian and you're not married and you're meant
Speaker 3: to live together. Oh yeah, Christians don't You don't move
Speaker 3: in until you're.
Speaker 4: Married, right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We lived together for about five months and then we
Speaker 3: visited the family for two weeks and in that time
Speaker 3: his dad set him up with three other girls and
Speaker 3: told him to break up with me. So they probably
Speaker 3: bought in like three Christian girls and was like these
Speaker 3: are your women. Love.
Speaker 4: It was like in the time that the girlfriend's also
Speaker 4: there though. Yeah, that's fucked.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's giving like arranged marriage. I had
Speaker 3: to give those girls a chance while I was staying
Speaker 3: in their house.
Speaker 1: That's fucked.
Speaker 4: That's so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we really don't like you, so I've brought
Speaker 3: in three other options from my son, I.
Speaker 4: Would just while you're sleeping here. Fuck, that's fuck.
Speaker 3: Then I went back to home to visit family for
Speaker 3: a week, and in that time his dad kept on
Speaker 3: saying how he needs to break up with me because
Speaker 3: I'm not the same religion and offered him money to
Speaker 3: do it as well. Safe to say, we're not together anymore.
Speaker 3: And he listened to his dad, well.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it's fucked, so insulting, horrible, but it's like,
Speaker 2: seems like they weren't right for each other anyways.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so my fuck the headache of like all of
Speaker 4: that shit, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you really love them, you know you'll push
Speaker 2: through that sort of stuff. But at the beginning, she says,
Speaker 2: we just weren't right for each other anyways, So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was bound to end at some point. He probably
Speaker 2: just wanted to like the money and run. That's crazy though.
Speaker 3: But like so hard that your parents. Parents are literally
Speaker 3: offering money to not be with you.
Speaker 4: You're like, all right, I'll just fucking walk out.
Speaker 3: Don't give him money, Please.
Speaker 4: Take the money.
Speaker 2: I feel like, Yeah, some in laws are subtle, but
Speaker 2: this is just direct. We don't fucking like you we're
Speaker 2: bringing in. Imagine seeing that, like, you're dating this card
Speaker 2: for two years and three girls have just walked into
Speaker 2: this house to go on little dates with him while
Speaker 2: you're the head.
Speaker 3: I imagine if you were one of the girls and
Speaker 3: you're like, what, you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 4: Why am I here?
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, never thought I would have a story to
Speaker 2: write in. That's crazy, but the weak can prove me wrong. Also,
Speaker 2: this is a recent reason. Yeah, I saw you doing
Speaker 2: horror stories, So I guess it kind of fits. Let's
Speaker 2: title it ex mother in law tries to hit me
Speaker 2: and to the girls.
Speaker 4: Fuck, that's going to be the title of this week's episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah fucking hell. All right.
Speaker 2: So for backstory, me and my ex broke up two
Speaker 2: years ago and we have both now found new partners
Speaker 2: and have been dating them both for around a year.
Speaker 2: Safe to say we both moved on, just maybe not
Speaker 2: his mum. We were both okay, we both shared a
Speaker 2: friend group, so after we broke up, we stilled camping
Speaker 2: trips and we both shared a friend group, so after
Speaker 2: we broke up, we stilled camping trips we both went on, and.
Speaker 4: Birthdays, etc. Where we would see each other.
Speaker 2: I drifted from the group once I found my new partner,
Speaker 2: so I haven't really seen any of them for a while.
Speaker 2: On the weekend, my sister's boyfriend, who was still friends
Speaker 2: with them all, said we should go to the casino
Speaker 2: later tonight, as we were already having drinks at mine.
Speaker 2: He said all the others would be there because it
Speaker 2: was my ex's new partner's birthday. Awesome, Okay, well it
Speaker 2: seems like them to each other are fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, which is nice.
Speaker 2: My sister's boyfriend said to them, or we could all
Speaker 2: catch up if we ended up going. So it was
Speaker 2: about twelve thirty by the time we got to the casino,
Speaker 2: so some of them had already left, but we ended
Speaker 2: up seeing a couple of our old friends in a
Speaker 2: seated area, so we went over to say hi.
Speaker 4: A little went by and I saw my ex's.
Speaker 2: Mom's your ex's mom with the casino. Oh, eauce, it's
Speaker 2: the new partner's birth birthday, Briethday. We then I realized, oh,
Speaker 2: it must have been like a proper sort of family
Speaker 2: birthday thing. I said hi and asked her how she was,
Speaker 2: and she said hi in a moody tone.
Speaker 4: Why is she being petty?
Speaker 3: Like? It seems like you and your ex boyfriend are
Speaker 3: on great terms.
Speaker 4: You don't really care?
Speaker 3: Why is the mom who's like forty years older than
Speaker 3: all the petty?
Speaker 2: Yeah unless it's cheating, Yeah, have some fucking respect.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like no one else seems to care, babe. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, turn back around, because I've
Speaker 2: seen her since the breakup and she wasn't rude to
Speaker 2: me or my sister or anything. Then she looked pretty drunk,
Speaker 2: so I just continued my conversation. She then tapped me
Speaker 2: and started saying, what the fuck are you doing here?
Speaker 2: We all responded what are you doing here? Like I'm
Speaker 2: their age?
Speaker 4: You should go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's past term, and we all responded saying we
Speaker 2: just came over to say hi.
Speaker 4: We haven't seen her run in a while. And then
Speaker 4: she then claimed.
Speaker 2: I was trying to ruin my ex's girlfriend's birthday and
Speaker 2: started pushing me, my sister, and my friend.
Speaker 4: Out of the seating area. Mature really.
Speaker 2: She started yelling at me, saying, how I fucked up
Speaker 2: for breaking up with her son. I'm happy and in
Speaker 2: love with my new partner, and I assume my ex
Speaker 2: is the same with his new partner. After some more
Speaker 2: pushing and yelling, I told her she needed to get
Speaker 2: over it, and that I had dated her son it
Speaker 2: two years ago.
Speaker 3: So clearly that's what this is giving me, that she
Speaker 3: actually doesn't like the new girlfriend. And then she's like, yeah, like,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't have broken up with my son, all right,
Speaker 3: So you mad that we're not.
Speaker 2: Together because she's mad because she really liked you and
Speaker 2: she wanted it to work out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it's giving. I'd be complimented by that.
Speaker 4: I really thank you you still love me.
Speaker 2: If I was the new girlfriend, I'd be yeah, I like,
Speaker 2: why are you?
Speaker 3: Like, why are you making a scene because nobody else is.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I told her, you've had when people say this to
Speaker 2: you was so mean, but it's like it hits Yeah.
Speaker 2: I told her, you've had way too much to drink
Speaker 2: and you need to go home, and I walked away.
Speaker 2: My sister and friend was still being yelled at by her,
Speaker 2: so my boyfriend went in to separate them as the
Speaker 2: mum was getting really pushy. She then yelled at my
Speaker 2: boyfriend that I was a slack awesome Okay, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3: Let's kind of fucking bring out the fucking fistbather.
Speaker 4: We moved away.
Speaker 2: To the bar area and we were waiting to get
Speaker 2: a drink when she started running at my friend with
Speaker 2: her fists in the air. Her handbag flung off and
Speaker 2: she went to swing at her, but my boyfriend got
Speaker 2: in the way and started holding the mum back. This
Speaker 2: is so like she clearly just had like, oh, too
Speaker 2: much to drink.
Speaker 3: Like I would be so embarrassed if I was your
Speaker 3: ex boyfriend, like, mum.
Speaker 4: What are you doing? Why is he not jumping in
Speaker 4: an eddity? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was your now boyfriend doing this when it's got nothing
Speaker 3: to do with him.
Speaker 2: Like it should be the sound going mum, we're fine,
Speaker 2: fucking stop yeah.
Speaker 3: Fuck the fucking demons this woman would have happened.
Speaker 2: EXT was just thinking that we just sore head and
Speaker 2: this son coming and going you fucked up.
Speaker 3: Fuck. Fuck.
Speaker 2: My friend threw her brand new drink all over her
Speaker 2: face when she was coming at me, and then she
Speaker 2: started to run and try and grab me. I was gobsmarked.
Speaker 2: She was saying we were all psychos ironic.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that's pretty.
Speaker 2: Was somewhat expecting an apology for how she acted, but
Speaker 2: she must still think she's in the right. I hope
Speaker 2: she at least gave the birthday go on her son
Speaker 2: an apology.
Speaker 4: Facts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with chat that they would have had to have
Speaker 3: the next morning.
Speaker 4: I would have loved to be a fly on the wall.
Speaker 2: There's something pens up there. Yeah, some sort of anger
Speaker 2: that's coming out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't like the new girlfriend. She didn't. I
Speaker 4: don't reckon she likes this hick either.
Speaker 2: I just think she wants to marry her son, and
Speaker 2: it's like, no one hurt my son.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe maybe it was really her after the breakup.
Speaker 2: Because like mom's like that, it doesn't actually matter what
Speaker 2: the girlfriend's like.
Speaker 4: She's gonna hate you regardless. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's always good being close to your family, but when
Speaker 3: they're in love with the sun.
Speaker 4: That's a difficult relationship. It's incredibly different.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Story number three, My ex and I dated for two years.
Speaker 3: That is a very common period that everyone dates to
Speaker 3: two years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's actually like a cycle.
Speaker 3: You can setch it up on the internet of the
Speaker 3: cycle your relationships go through, and when it hits like
Speaker 3: the two year mark in your early twenties, it's kind
Speaker 3: of like, all right, are we gonna keep going?
Speaker 2: Like are we going to get into the point where
Speaker 2: we're like a serious.
Speaker 3: Serious, long term or are we going to come up
Speaker 3: together cut it off?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he aged roll for me two girls. My ex
Speaker 3: and I dated for two years, and for the first
Speaker 3: three to six months, his parents made it so hard
Speaker 3: for me. I was my ex's first real girlfriend, and
Speaker 3: for the first month of the relationship, I overheard his
Speaker 3: dad telling him that I was not special.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so fucking mean. Like, well, yeah, but you
Speaker 4: don't know her that well, do you know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like, imagine you overhearing your partner's dad saying that.
Speaker 4: I'd be bawling. Yeah, I really upset me.
Speaker 3: He said that he doesn't understand why he wastes all
Speaker 3: his time on me, and I'm just going to be
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 4: As every other girl. That's so mean. That would crush
Speaker 4: my heart. Yeah, that's fucked.
Speaker 3: I considered breaking up with my boyfriend because I naively
Speaker 3: felt bad that I was not a perfect girl for him,
Speaker 3: and I bought into what his dad was telling me.
Speaker 4: So you kind of then.
Speaker 3: Felt like had low fucking confidence you were fair. Yea, God,
Speaker 3: I was so jululu And I probably should have broken
Speaker 3: up with him at that point because it gets worse awesome.
Speaker 4: And they stay together for another year and a half. Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: I have celiac disease.
Speaker 3: And his dad said that we shouldn't say together because
Speaker 3: if we did, I would have to produce unhealthy children
Speaker 3: with lots of health complications, and I'm not worthy of
Speaker 3: reproducing with What the fuck?
Speaker 4: That is so funn No, I just don't eat gluten.
Speaker 3: If I eat gluten, then yeah probably, but like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm perfectly healthy.
Speaker 2: As in his worry that she's going to pass down
Speaker 2: that scene. Yeah, but like fuckingo, Like who cares? You
Speaker 2: just can't eat gluten. Surely you'd rather have celia kids
Speaker 2: then marry someone you don't like, and you.
Speaker 3: Like really pulling ut straws to think of it to
Speaker 3: reasons to not like me. My fucking food con assumption
Speaker 3: is making me have horrible kids. So it seems like
Speaker 3: the dad's the problem at this Yeah, And which is
Speaker 3: weird because normally it's the mom. Normally the dads don't
Speaker 3: really give them fun I think sometimes Dad's like, you're
Speaker 3: my legacy.
Speaker 4: You need to keep my legacy. I feel like they
Speaker 4: can get funny in that regard. Yeah, okay, I've never
Speaker 4: had that.
Speaker 3: And I'm a child of divorce and said that if
Speaker 3: we got married, I would have to leave and divorce
Speaker 3: my ex because all mothers.
Speaker 4: And daughters are the same. Od.
Speaker 3: This man is just not right. He seems really old school.
Speaker 3: Little did he know it was my dad who separated
Speaker 3: from my mum. Yeah, assumption fucking central here. It's safe
Speaker 3: to say I haven't dated anyone since, and when I do,
Speaker 3: I will not put up with any bullshit like that
Speaker 3: from their parents. I tried so hard to impress his
Speaker 3: parents on anything that I did, and I guess it
Speaker 3: paid off because when I ran into his mom the
Speaker 3: most recently, she said, Oh, I was talking about you
Speaker 3: at dinner the other weekend, so I must have done
Speaker 3: something right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just the dad. Yeah, dad's dick.
Speaker 3: Might I add his dad's fears of divorcing him later
Speaker 3: in life were done because his son broke up with
Speaker 3: me because I couldn't give him what he needs to
Speaker 3: sex every day.
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I feel like sometimes parents have
Speaker 3: this like thing in their head of how their kid's
Speaker 3: life is going to play out, who they're going to marry,
Speaker 3: what they want, like, what they want for their kids' future.
Speaker 4: And if it's like not.
Speaker 3: That, they just instantly don't like you because it's not on.
Speaker 4: Their path that they saw their kids.
Speaker 2: If it's not following that like blueprint exactly, they're like, wait,
Speaker 2: hang on, what the.
Speaker 4: Fuck's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do also think like there are exceptions, but the
Speaker 2: apple doesn't for far from the tray a lot of it.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, you know, A good thing to ask I
Speaker 3: saw this thing. I'm not sure I've mentioned on the
Speaker 3: podcast before.
Speaker 4: A really good thing to.
Speaker 3: Ask, like when you're like on the first few dates
Speaker 3: with someone is you ask what are your parents like?
Speaker 3: And they describe their mom and dad, and they talk
Speaker 3: about their mom and dad, they talk about their family dynamic,
Speaker 3: and then a couple questions after you say who are
Speaker 3: you more like your mum or your dad? Interest because
Speaker 3: they'll be like, oh, dad's a fuck weird, like he
Speaker 3: just like fucking like smokes diaries and pick up and
Speaker 3: then you ask, like once you kind of forget that,
Speaker 3: you go, oh, so who are you most like? And
Speaker 3: they go, oh, I'm like my dad, And like, so
Speaker 3: you smoke dories, you don't pick up after the house,
Speaker 3: and you just fucking sit on the couch all day.
Speaker 4: Awesome, So you're.
Speaker 3: Like interesting or they're like my mom, they're like they're
Speaker 3: super hard working, my dad's really good.
Speaker 4: And then you're like, who are most like? Oh like
Speaker 4: my dad. All right, so you one respect your parents too.
Speaker 2: I also think it's nice to see them speak highly
Speaker 2: of like, you know, like your parents have faults, no shit,
Speaker 2: But like if you're just bagging on you're like mum more.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes can't be a good look. To be honest,
Speaker 2: it's hard to even talk about that stuff because family
Speaker 2: dynamics are so complicated and you just never really know
Speaker 2: what someone's experiencing.
Speaker 3: But but like if they say, like, oh, my dad
Speaker 3: left my mom when she was seven because like had
Speaker 3: they had an affair and like and then you are
Speaker 3: carp orescious lady, like, so who are you most like?
Speaker 4: Oh, like my dad, I'm like not so you party
Speaker 4: gon having an affair?
Speaker 3: Like treat your mom just it's quite smart. There you go, Ladies,
Speaker 3: discover it first before you.
Speaker 4: Get too deep. So Miss number four.
Speaker 2: When I first started dating my ex let's call him Jack,
Speaker 2: he wore me that his mom was very immature. She
Speaker 2: was really lovely from the interactions we had. She just
Speaker 2: had a very bubbly personality.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: Kind of sometimes giving a warning, be like, be careful
Speaker 3: of this, Like, so you're a bit aware.
Speaker 2: I kind of like when the sun from our experienced
Speaker 2: son is aware yes, you know, not blinded, and thinks
Speaker 2: their mom's God's gift to Earth, when you're like, your
Speaker 2: mom is actually fucking psycho. Yeah, I like that they're aware.
Speaker 2: She's a hairdresser and she offered to do my hair
Speaker 2: for free, which I.
Speaker 4: Was really excited about it. Take that boob. But after
Speaker 4: that she started oversharing. Awesome. I've experienced that. It's awkward, yeah,
Speaker 4: because you don't know what to say.
Speaker 3: You don't want to like, you like want to provide sympathy,
Speaker 3: but you're like, oh my god, especially if it's about
Speaker 3: family drama.
Speaker 4: You're like, I don't really want to with the.
Speaker 2: People, inevitably about the negatively about the son that you're
Speaker 2: dating or something it's like, well, he's my boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like where do I stand? What do you want
Speaker 4: me that you talk about your son?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: Because I feel like you're going to turn it against me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Jack's parents were separating and his mom began telling me
Speaker 2: about his dad's affairs, making me promise not to tell
Speaker 2: Jack or his sister.
Speaker 4: So that's really awkward, Like I'm dating your son, Like
Speaker 4: why are you?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Would you?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Like I can't keep from my boyfriend that.
Speaker 3: You're fama Like what like you have to keep? Like,
Speaker 3: don't put me in this position. It's fucked.
Speaker 2: Then she just casually mentioned that she'd hooked up with
Speaker 2: one of Jack's friends in her home salon while Jack
Speaker 2: was inside.
Speaker 3: See, I couldn't keep that from my boyfriend.
Speaker 4: She goes, I kept quiet because I wanted her to
Speaker 4: like me. Fuck, I couldn't do that.
Speaker 2: Because you it would actually be I couldn't either. And
Speaker 2: I say that, but imagine how complicated the situation would
Speaker 2: because the moment you tell Dak, Jack's going to go
Speaker 2: fucking ape shit on his mom and she knows it's
Speaker 2: coming from you, and the whole relationship changes.
Speaker 3: But then imagine if Jack found out and you knew,
Speaker 3: and then he found out that you knew the whole time,
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 2: It's gonna damage your relationship with how challenging situation would
Speaker 2: actually really be.
Speaker 3: But like, I couldn't sit there and not say anything
Speaker 3: to Jack.
Speaker 2: No, like I couldn't. Sounds like it's a bit too
Speaker 2: much for me. Good luck, I'm going. Things escalated when
Speaker 2: she called me one day and told me Jack had
Speaker 2: caught his footy coach hiding in her own suite.
Speaker 4: She's fucking the footy coach to fuck.
Speaker 2: She made me promise to remind Jack that she would
Speaker 2: have done nothing if he ever mentioned it, as in,
Speaker 2: if Jack was I mean, Jack's not.
Speaker 3: Dumb, put too and do together? Why are you hiding
Speaker 3: in my fucking on suite?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was stuck knowing all of this, but couldn't
Speaker 2: tell Jack. It eventually became too much. I had to
Speaker 2: end things. Even though Jack is the most loving and
Speaker 2: kind person. The hardest part is I couldn't tell him
Speaker 2: why I had to leave. No, I'm like, in my opinion,
Speaker 2: if you're partying with that family and you're making that
Speaker 2: decision that I'm out, you have to tell him why Yeah,
Speaker 2: because otherwise he's going to think it's him.
Speaker 4: He's got to.
Speaker 3: Sit on that and be like, I'm the fucking problem.
Speaker 2: But then you're also going to be like blowing up
Speaker 2: not only the relationship but his family life. But it's
Speaker 2: like he needed to know, you know, but it's complicated.
Speaker 2: It all blew up when Jack's coach, who was also
Speaker 2: secretly seeing his mom, beat Jack up in front of
Speaker 2: his entire football team. His mom left without caring or
Speaker 2: checking on Jack.
Speaker 4: Immature.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like she's just like living like a teenager
Speaker 3: with kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The next morning, still startled from the events of the night,
Speaker 2: Jack woke up to a text from his mom saying
Speaker 2: that she was in Queensland with the guy that had
Speaker 2: just assaulted her son.
Speaker 4: So she's just living for herself. Like it's like she
Speaker 4: doesn't have children. They just hold Jack. I want to
Speaker 4: give Jack a hole. I know that feels. I feel
Speaker 4: really bad for Jack.
Speaker 2: Get back with him, fuck his mom off, don't fuck
Speaker 2: his mum memory.
Speaker 3: I think he's already fucked off.
Speaker 4: Fuck poor charge. And that is extremely complicated for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would provide trauma. Hey, girls love the podcast,
Speaker 3: so buckle in for this one. My partner mother is awful.
Speaker 4: So they're still together for such a bad word. It's
Speaker 4: such a strong word, like she's rude. No, she's fucking.
Speaker 3: Awful, she's vile, vile, she's irritating.
Speaker 4: What's another one?
Speaker 2: What's the one that I said we'd hate when people
Speaker 2: call us insufferable?
Speaker 4: Insufferable?
Speaker 3: She's an insufferable cow.
Speaker 4: That's just that always hits.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to say that my partner is an
Speaker 3: angel and always takes my side and it has never
Speaker 3: forced me to have a relationship with his mother as
Speaker 3: I've spent four years trying to create a relationship that
Speaker 3: she doesn't want to bar up because she's so in
Speaker 3: love with her son in a weird way.
Speaker 4: Okay, so they're still together.
Speaker 3: Yes, So this is one story of many that I
Speaker 3: could write about and just boils my blood. My partner,
Speaker 3: let's call the mother Judy, and myself went out one
Speaker 3: night to get pizza. His mother went to order while
Speaker 3: my partner, let's call him am awesome, stayed in the car.
Speaker 3: Can we call him something different, Let's call him Jack? Okay, no,
Speaker 3: because Jack's a fucking fuck boy's name. But Jack and
Speaker 3: the last story wasn't a fuck boy, so we'll call
Speaker 3: him Jack. Judy came back to the car and told
Speaker 3: Jack that he should have ordered the pizza because the
Speaker 3: girl in the front counter was so his tight that
Speaker 3: they will look good together. Like, why would you say
Speaker 3: that in front of my face.
Speaker 4: I'm in your car, I'm literally dating your son. Are
Speaker 4: we we're gonna partend? Like maybe you should?
Speaker 2: You should go in there and pick up the pizzas
Speaker 2: because she's fucking hot. It's like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: How did you get to reproduce?
Speaker 4: Fucked mind you.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting in the backseat and my partner and I
Speaker 3: had twenty three and we've been together.
Speaker 4: For four years.
Speaker 3: Jack replied to Judy and said, well, my type is
Speaker 3: my girlfriend. He just proceeded to defend me him. I
Speaker 3: love you, Jack, know in that way. It's fine you
Speaker 3: have Betty over here. Sorry, I just didn't want to
Speaker 3: overs the line. Judy then responded and say that we
Speaker 3: better not marry her. And I was sitting in the
Speaker 3: back seat and I've had ugly babies.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the fuck so you think I'm ugly?
Speaker 2: You've just said you think I'm ugly? Maybe your son's ugly.
Speaker 4: No, Jack's nice, Jack's nice, Jack's hot, Judy's ugly. Judy
Speaker 4: is ugly. She's a horrible personality. She sounds indufferable. Hmmm.
Speaker 4: Jack and I then left the car and ubered it
Speaker 4: and uber obviously very challenging.
Speaker 2: I've seen it to get in between your mom and
Speaker 2: your partner, but when they do it, it's like.
Speaker 3: But it seems then he didn't really like provide a reaction.
Speaker 3: He was like, I'm just gonna remove both of us
Speaker 3: from the situation.
Speaker 4: Because I go through this. Yeah. Fuck. This incident is
Speaker 4: one of Mannie's.
Speaker 3: But she's always a comments on my appearance, my weight,
Speaker 3: and my career. She tells her have family, how I'll
Speaker 3: never go anywhere as my career is in primary school teaching.
Speaker 4: So you must be a good fucking chick. You're a
Speaker 4: primary school teacher around.
Speaker 3: Kids, Like that is the biggest green flag.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If someone came and he was like I'm dating and
Speaker 3: I'm oh, I'm a primary school teacher. Like if my
Speaker 3: boyfriend was like a sports season in a primary I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you're a fucking.
Speaker 2: Saint and you're like that guy, and it's like they'll
Speaker 2: be like, oh, like I'm setting to your teacher. It's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you're such like you're a good persive.
Speaker 3: I always speaking to my housemates about this. Last night,
Speaker 3: I was like, we're watching that show and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 3: like it is a bit awkward, like saying like you're
Speaker 3: meeting the new parents, Like, so what do.
Speaker 4: You do for really think? Oh, I have a podcast?
Speaker 4: What do you talk about the podcast? Oh?
Speaker 3: We have like people on they like speak about like
Speaker 3: sex and like relationships, and we like answer me with
Speaker 3: ste Lemmas. It's like, be awkward, but I'm like, I promise.
Speaker 3: I'm like doing well for myself, like.
Speaker 2: Like my job, but it's not one of those jobs.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm a lawyer, I'm a teacher.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You kind of like you have to explain yourself a
Speaker 3: little bit like kind to prove that.
Speaker 4: You're like your friend it's good. It's a good job. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 3: She's awful and no matter how much I try to
Speaker 3: be nice to her, she always tears me down. Never
Speaker 3: thought that I'd be the girl with the psycho mother
Speaker 3: in law, but I guess I was wrong. That's just
Speaker 3: so awkward, like you're literally a green flag, you're a
Speaker 3: walking green flag and any like. And sometimes when they
Speaker 3: comment on your appearance and your weight like that hits
Speaker 3: hard because you're like, but Jack doesn't seem to copy it,
Speaker 3: and Jack obviously seems to like it.
Speaker 2: It seems like he's the right kind of guy to
Speaker 2: handle a situation like that because he will put you
Speaker 2: first so it can survive it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But that is an awful thing too.
Speaker 2: And you know people like that, you're twenty three, but
Speaker 2: it's like those mothers. Are you still going to be
Speaker 2: in contact with those sort of mothers when you're like
Speaker 2: thirty five and you have kids. No, they're probably going
Speaker 2: to be the ones you only see it like Christmas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're horrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And Jack will obviously just try to keep that separated.
Speaker 3: And if you think my kids are ugly great, don't
Speaker 3: see them. Yeah, don't see your grandchildren that you should love.
Speaker 3: Like you're just doing yourself withself with disservice.
Speaker 4: What a cow.
Speaker 2: I have a story for you guys about what happened
Speaker 2: on a first holiday with my in laws. So February
Speaker 2: this year, I went on my first holiday with my
Speaker 2: partner and his family on a cruise ship.
Speaker 4: I can't escape that. You're stuck on a boat together.
Speaker 4: They can just push you off if they don't like you.
Speaker 4: I can this murder. People just appear on cruise ships
Speaker 4: all the time. It's kind of scary. It's really scary.
Speaker 4: I would say.
Speaker 2: My partner and I had been together at this point
Speaker 2: for just over a year. It was the first night
Speaker 2: of the cruise, and my partner's family loved to drink
Speaker 2: and I don't as much. I'm not a huge drinker.
Speaker 2: And we had a whole drinking package for unlimited drinks
Speaker 2: for the whole trip, so we obviously wanted to make
Speaker 2: the most of it because it was quite expensive, like
Speaker 2: eight hundred two one thousand dollars each.
Speaker 4: I'd assume that is.
Speaker 2: Because the cruises they're always like food and drinks packages.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. Anyways, we were all.
Speaker 2: Drinking quite a lot in the first night, and they
Speaker 2: wanted to see me get drunk and let loose a little,
Speaker 2: because they were like, I don't think we will ever
Speaker 2: see that way.
Speaker 4: Fair enough on holiday, you have fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's about we like, don't peer pressure, no
Speaker 3: peer pressuring, Like if you then said, no, they shouldn't
Speaker 3: be doing it.
Speaker 2: I'm just I know, so I thought it was almost
Speaker 2: a challenge and got absolutely wasted. I can't even remember
Speaker 2: half the night. I was mixing wines, spirits, and all.
Speaker 4: Sorts of drinks. That's a recipe food disaster. I always
Speaker 4: mix wine, spirits and all sorts of drinks.
Speaker 3: Because you normally start on wine, but I only spirits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I'll go to spirits and stuff when
Speaker 2: i'm at like if I'm at like the club, it's like.
Speaker 4: I'm joking. By the way, sometimes I do ask for rosees.
Speaker 2: We headed back to the room because all the bars
Speaker 2: were closing, and I run straight to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: And the ship was super rocky.
Speaker 2: It's not a good Yeah, the fucking I was on
Speaker 2: a cruise ship last year and it's not good.
Speaker 4: I didn't feel too good.
Speaker 2: I was so drunk and I was sitting on the
Speaker 2: floor of the bathroom at this point, and I thought
Speaker 2: I grabbed the bathroom bin and spewed up in it,
Speaker 2: but it turns out it was the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Matt rolled up what airl Oh my god.
Speaker 2: My partner's mum walks in and goes, oh fuck, calls
Speaker 2: my partner to come help me up and get me
Speaker 2: in the bath. His mom and I are sitting in
Speaker 2: the tub. I'm fully naked, she's half naked.
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, yo, Oh he's going on here.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, remind me to tell you something after
Speaker 2: I finished this story.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, she's half naked, and.
Speaker 2: My spew was just going back and forth on the
Speaker 2: floor from the ship being so rocky, and he's cleaning
Speaker 2: up my spew whilst his.
Speaker 4: Mum is showering me. That's good of her, that was
Speaker 4: very nice.
Speaker 2: Well, she probably feels responsible, you could say. The next day,
Speaker 2: I wanted to die. I was so embarrassed and I
Speaker 2: couldn't look at her the same after she saw me
Speaker 2: that way. Since then, we've become super close, so it's
Speaker 2: all good now, but it still.
Speaker 4: DAWs me to this day. So this is actually a
Speaker 4: nice story. That's cute.
Speaker 3: That's like relationship following, Like we've really bonded after that,
Speaker 3: Like I've seen your tits, You've seen me naked, vomiting,
Speaker 3: like you've seen me in.
Speaker 4: A really really bad state, vulnerable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that kind of reminds me of a story I
Speaker 3: had when my ex used to live with JACKI and
Speaker 3: Michayla Crisp, and I'm still really close with them now.
Speaker 3: Like they were amazing, And it was in lockdown, and
Speaker 3: the first year of the B and F was in lockdown.
Speaker 3: But because we all lived together, we had like a
Speaker 3: little party in the house.
Speaker 4: Remember see it was all legal, but.
Speaker 3: There was like six of us that lived in the house.
Speaker 3: We all just celebrated the Copeland and whatever. So much fun.
Speaker 3: But I was in like the run of my eating discorder,
Speaker 3: so I was so thin, Like I was so sick,
Speaker 3: and I like I was trying to keep up with
Speaker 3: Jack and Caleb, and I just got so fucking wasted
Speaker 3: that I ended up falling asleep like eight thirty with
Speaker 3: a bowl in the bed, like hunched over, passed out asleep.
Speaker 3: And there's this fucking photo of Jack like hovering over
Speaker 3: me in bed and I'm just like out, like a
Speaker 3: light passed out.
Speaker 4: Would have been like this fuck.
Speaker 3: This fucking chicken. They were recently dating, and I was
Speaker 3: really trying to impress everyone. I like ended the night
Speaker 3: with like in an hour in the bed. There's like
Speaker 3: the fucking film photer. It's the funniest photo ever.
Speaker 4: I thing to see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I walk out like two hours later to
Speaker 3: go vomit in the fucking toilet, and they're all just shirtless, drunk,
Speaker 3: just lying on the ground like it was a whack
Speaker 3: at night.
Speaker 4: On my life moment, it was really blonding.
Speaker 2: So the funny thing I wanted to mention I saw
Speaker 2: this story on TikTok and apparently there was a bride
Speaker 2: and groom on their wedding day, but I don't think
Speaker 2: they'd yet gone down the aisle, like they weren't yet
Speaker 2: married at this point, and the bride needed to go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom before the ceremony or something, so she
Speaker 2: went into like the hotel room, went into the bathroom
Speaker 2: and her fiance, fully grown male is there nursing his mom,
Speaker 2: sucking on her boom.
Speaker 3: That's a lie, No, that's a fucking lie.
Speaker 2: And everyone's like, how does she still produce milk? Well,
Speaker 2: the thing is maybe she isn't. It's just a comfort thing.
Speaker 2: But like and apparently the mom goes, don't make it weird.
Speaker 3: Brother, how do yeah that would get I don't don't
Speaker 3: care how much I fucking love you. You're suckling on your mom's.
Speaker 2: Like that is then almost sexual a little bit. It isn't,
Speaker 2: but it would be to a viewer, do you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Maybe that's not how the mum and
Speaker 2: the son of viewing that, obviously, but if I were
Speaker 2: to see that, I'd be like, this is weird.
Speaker 3: Like why haven't you ever asked to like maybe do
Speaker 3: it for me as comfort?
Speaker 4: Like I've got boobs too.
Speaker 2: Do you think the mum's still producing milk? Like they
Speaker 2: ever stopped sucking?
Speaker 4: You would stop after a little bit.
Speaker 3: You'd have to research about that, you would have to
Speaker 3: dry up.
Speaker 2: Court breastfeeding with mum by bride on his bride did
Speaker 2: your husband on their wedding day? Yeah, so she did leave,
Speaker 2: which I think is understandable to say the least.
Speaker 4: It's so weird.
Speaker 2: Brou It says, this is coming from a podcast, how
Speaker 2: the mother could possibly still producing milk and the reason
Speaker 2: must be just that she's never stopped. She's obviously just
Speaker 2: been doing it continuously. So the mum is still producing milk.
Speaker 4: And it is that is really weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's some fucks mart Me's boy bullshit. And I
Speaker 2: would leave the wedding.
Speaker 3: Too, Yeah, I would. That would wholeheartedly give me dick.
Speaker 3: And if you ever try to think that. You imagine
Speaker 3: him just pretending.
Speaker 2: But what kisses me up as the mom going WHOA, like,
Speaker 2: don't make it weird like this is weird.
Speaker 4: This is really weird.
Speaker 2: This is the weirdest thing I probably will ever see
Speaker 2: in my entire fucking life. You're telling me not to
Speaker 2: make up weird like you're over this. He's sucking up tits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really weird.
Speaker 2: Anyway, guys, that just ends on a nice little note.
Speaker 2: I'll ave to think about and ponder.
Speaker 3: So do you think you have issues with your in laws?
Speaker 3: Just remember that someone's fiancee was sucking his mum's tits
Speaker 3: on his wedding name. Yeah, there's like nothing to worry about.
Speaker 3: You're not alone because there's things out in this world
Speaker 3: like a boob sucker, mammy's milk.
Speaker 4: I like to go do. It's called months. What's your
Speaker 4: pregame mummy's milk? And that's disgusting. What helps you eat
Speaker 4: before you walk down the aisle? Mummy's that's fucking disgusting.
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