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Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. I am a man and I'll

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Speaker 1: just rip the dinner off me and sleep bear naked

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Speaker 1: out in the fucking open. It's not like the sheep

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Speaker 1: falls off me, like, oh no, put the sheep back

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Speaker 1: on this. I used to be like that. I used

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Speaker 1: it felt safe when I was ten.

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Speaker 2: Relatable Relatables podcast says by myself mister Jake Craig aka Daddy,

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Speaker 2: and my partner in crime is like AKA Mummy and

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Speaker 2: he is Mummy Because.

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Speaker 1: Do you get pedicles? No, I was gonna say, cause

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Speaker 1: you get peticoles, but you don't, so it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Did you think I got? I'm not just looking at

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Speaker 1: your feet. First time you've been bare feet in a while.

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Speaker 1: Can they look good? Thanks to you know what I

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Speaker 1: actually want to say to you. They look good for me?

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Speaker 1: Your feet actually not even like it just in particularly

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Speaker 1: it's always on his toe nails, Like your toenails look

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Speaker 1: really good compared to the past. You know why, because

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Speaker 1: I haven't touched the soccer ball in like two and

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Speaker 1: a half years, so soccer was yeah, because I even

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Speaker 1: like long distance runners and stuff like their tonails ruined

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Speaker 1: coc I really like type boots too, which probably isn't

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Speaker 1: healthy for your feet. I also think my I recognize

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Speaker 1: stunted my growth of my feet from playing soccer because

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Speaker 1: I'm six foot three. Here we go, let me land

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Speaker 1: six foot three. My dad's six three, my brother's six three.

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Speaker 1: They're all sizes eleven and twelve, nine and a half.

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Speaker 1: And yes, guys, it all went to my penis. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: Audio has very small feet, which doesn't make sense for

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Speaker 1: my heart hyped. Yeah, so I think I stunted my

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Speaker 1: growth because I'm quite happy elsewhere are you? Yeah, couldn't

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Speaker 1: be better. It could always be better. We call cass.

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Speaker 1: I'm quite happy. Yeah, I have my seat. My feet

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Speaker 1: are eleven yeah, shorter than me, and I'm on the

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Speaker 1: high end of five or eleven. Yeah. And if you

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Speaker 1: if you guys, if you guys six.

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Speaker 3: If you guys have listening to the pod lately, it's

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Speaker 3: sometimes you like to allow ourselves to be classic men.

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Speaker 1: And we'll round up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I round up

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Speaker 1: do you? Yeah? You know what I like to do

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Speaker 1: for mental happiness is round down. Oh, how do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's kind of like assume I have less.

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Speaker 3: Every time I go in, I'm like, I think I've

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's six hundred, and I'm like, free money, baby,

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Speaker 1: go by something looks like I need to treat myself.

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Speaker 1: I take away do this tonight, thank you. The only

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Speaker 1: time I gaslight myself with money is with GYG so

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Speaker 1: Goozminoir Go Mads, a Mexican fast food restaurant around here.

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Speaker 1: Are you a member? Have the app? I think I

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Speaker 1: have it. I haven't been to geogy for quite a

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Speaker 1: long time. Actually saying that you guludn't free kind of

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Speaker 1: feel like, oh yeah, yeah, fuck fuck it, dude, just

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Speaker 1: going to say was the only time I gaslight myself

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Speaker 1: with money is otherwise I'm quite good. I think here

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Speaker 1: and there I have a few lapses of judgment, But

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Speaker 1: so there's GYG dollars and once you spend like something crazy,

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Speaker 1: then it's that one time when when my twenty five

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Speaker 1: How many times have you had that? Oh? And also

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Speaker 1: I make sure when so Cassie thinks I'm being a

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Speaker 1: but also I just want the points. You're that guy,

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Speaker 1: have a story. Actually, Okay, I have two things I

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Speaker 3: Okay, remember the word gas lighting, and then remind me

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Speaker 1: a you're saying you want points. My older sister is

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Speaker 1: saying point in my defense, Cassie's still getting a free dinner. Yeah. True,

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting a free dinner, free flight, or free whatever.

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Speaker 1: tell you what life hack. Whenever you have to buy

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Speaker 1: Beth paid for it deposits. Yeah, it's good. It's so good.

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Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, Chad Gpt helped me set

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Speaker 1: So gas lighting. Oh yeah, so.

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Speaker 3: I yesterday was gone about my normal day. I had breakfast.

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Speaker 3: I was like super hungry for breakfast, right, and I

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Speaker 3: I was super hungry after my breakfast, but it's the

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Speaker 3: Still like, nothing could satiate my hunger. And Beth gets

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's also one of the many perks

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Speaker 3: I just want to get like some big for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Guilty of it in the past with my older sister,

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Speaker 3: and I apologize to her for it, and she said,

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Speaker 1: But so, I don't know. If this is a debate

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Speaker 1: Wait, Beth's going two weeks. You could go two weeks

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Speaker 1: just doing a dude still yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Top

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Speaker 1: it's not like the sheet falls off me. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: So last night I went to bed at a very

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Speaker 1: That's like a good reason. That's just over eight hours

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Speaker 1: I don't think you can grow carbs or asses if

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Speaker 3: Oh I thought that would get like a bit bigger

427
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 3: because like now because your deduction is ramped up.

428
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: Now they're not doing they're not doing anything. You're artificially

429
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:58,919
Speaker 1: injecting it. You're artificially injecting semen testosterone. Wh Yeah, but

430
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: like your balls still will make the singer Yeah, yeah,

431
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: but that's the testosterone in there. That's another thing. The

432
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,160
Speaker 1: reason that your balls have any sort of like size,

433
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: I think bag lengthies because the test yes, testies, testies yeah,

434
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: testical Yeah rightck that. But yeah, I want the universe

435
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: to pick which gender I get because I don't mind,

436
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 1: but also just I don't want to impact that. I

437
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 1: would love to be able to choose. What do you

438
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 1: want to choose? I think I want girl boy girl?

439
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: You want three A I would cop three. I want two.

440
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,439
Speaker 1: But you actually blew my mind. The other day I

441
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: was talking to Cassie about it was it you? No,

442
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 1: it was you probably no. So my mum is a twin.

443
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, yeah go. And I've been saying to

444
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 1: Cassie from the start, I really want twins, and my

445
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 1: girlfriend is quite a petite lady. Selfish of you to say,

446
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: by the way, to be like I really want twins

447
00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 1: when your girlfriends like five foot three, selfish fuck you

448
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 1: to say, I'm not gonna lie. What do you mean?

449
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: Before I met her, I wanted twins. I wanted I

450
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: wanted twins, and anyway, that's so say even before you

451
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: meet the love of your life, to say like I

452
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 1: want twins is to be like I want my love

453
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: the love of my life to go through birthing twins.

454
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: That's to it once. But that's just what I wanted.

455
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,959
Speaker 1: You'n't have to do it. Yeah, I know, I appreciate

456
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: the whole thing, but like, that's just what I wanted.

457
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: I appreciate that you could do it, but I want them.

458
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm going to disappear. But anyway, that's

459
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:48,239
Speaker 1: besides the point. I didn't think that I'm selfish. I

460
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, unless she also wants twins, doesn't

461
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: But you you bloody ruined my parade. Yes, because my

462
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: mum is a twin for eternal paternal paternal paternal, which

463
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 1: means it would be in my gene pool if I

464
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: was a girl, because what it would have to be

465
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 1: is I would have to be a girl with two eggs. Yeah.

466
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: So Cassie is a girl without any anything in her genes. Yeah,

467
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,199
Speaker 1: so she should have one egg. But you know, you

468
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: know what is completely random, Yeah could split. Yeah, so

469
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 1: that what is completely random is identical twins. Yeah, but

470
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: that's not in my gene pool. So it's just lucky.

471
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 1: So if you get twins, like but I was hoping

472
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: my selfish dreams I was true. I was hoping my

473
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: odds were there, like the odds were in my favor.

474
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 1: Funny in the hungery games, the odds were in my favor.

475
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: But remember, the odds are forever in your favorite. I

476
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 1: shouldn't say that, my course, Ie, when we have sex,

477
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: when we're thinking about having kids, and remember the odds,

478
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: you pull out and you go down, you remember thettle ones.

479
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: The odds are forever in your favor. Two eggs, please,

480
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 1: two eggs flex. I do think it became a little

481
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: bit of an ongoing joke because Cassie is small. She'd

482
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: be like, no, yeah, and I was just like, yeah,

483
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: oh my god.

484
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 3: I guess like if you have twins and you get

485
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 3: to it once and it's just the only thing with

486
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 3: twins to me is thinking like, you know, it's just

487
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 3: it's two of everything.

488
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: Now. Oh, I can understand being understanding and not joking

489
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: like it fuck it suck. But also, I guess glass

490
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: half full so obviously would suck because you'd had two

491
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: crying babies have to give birth twice at the same time,

492
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: but also potentially you only have to go through the

493
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: process one time. They're fair, yeah, fair, And I get

494
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: you could also I think I don't want to act.

495
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: I can't know anything, but it's like like a cesarean

496
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 1: is actually a very invasive surgery. But I guess like

497
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: maybe look on the right side, if you've got a cesarean,

498
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: then you wouldn't have to let oh yeah. Oh. But

499
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: also Cassie, I think Cassie wants to do all natural

500
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: and like whatever she wants to do all natural, like no, no, no, still,

501
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 1: I mean drugged up all natural. Yeah, people that do so, Like,

502
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: hats off to the women that would do like an

503
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: at home water birth without drugs. I think you can

504
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: choose to do that. That's kind of cool. I'm just saying,

505
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: like I've been born in a kitchen. Yeah, like they

506
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: literally where where else would you put the pool through? Yeah?

507
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: Like I was born in the kitchen. That's actually a

508
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: good points titles. But I just think like women are

509
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: a different breed to even think like I want to

510
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah. I even just think like the whole

511
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: process is like mind boggling. Yeah, like just that's how

512
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: like it happens. I know, it's beautiful and amazing and crazy,

513
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is so insane. The other day

514
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: I think that.

515
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 3: Maybe you know how everybody says like or you know,

516
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 3: your frontal love developed, so like twenty five, I think

517
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 3: mine developed at twenty six. I think I was a

518
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 3: year late.

519
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 1: Have you developed now? I think it's developing because I'm

520
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: noticing changes in me of how my mindset is towards kids.

521
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: Towards children, shit, you want them? Yeah, yes, podcast content Yeah,

522
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: like always was like indifferent.

523
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 3: There was a time where I didn't want them at all,

524
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 3: and then there was a time where I was in

525
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 3: different times.

526
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: I don't reckon it's front of love development. I would

527
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: say it' because you're in love. You went in love before?

528
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but like there was there was times where

529
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 3: I was in love with Beth earlier on and I

530
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 3: was still kinding.

531
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, but their loves like progress that regresting, Yeah, because

532
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: also your mindset on like last names and stuff had changed. Yeah,

533
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: before being in love and like finding someone you actually

534
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: generally really that's a good point love yeah, yeah alone, yeah,

535
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: front it takes a woman behind every you're you're gonna

536
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: do it soon.

537
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 3: So I actually said to Beth, you know, lately, I've

538
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 3: been pretty keen for children really.

539
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: And then she goes, she goes, oh, yeah.

540
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 3: Not with Darcy so young and stuff, obviously, And I

541
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 3: was like, here we are making excuses again.

542
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: This is the first the ring you got nine months,

543
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: That's what I said, first the ring thing, you know,

544
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: every time she put my parents, anywhere's the ring? Where's

545
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: the ring? And I'm like, you know, Canada would be

546
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: a good place so soon. Shit, now this I'm getting

547
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: fucking thrown through a loop. Yeah, you are getting gas lip.

548
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: So do you reckon you have one in the next

549
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: eight eight months? Well, he actually think about this in

550
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: eighteen months time? Will we all in eighteen months from now? Actually,

551
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: how old be? Nearly twenty eight? Yeah, twenty seven and

552
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: a half, seven and a half. Like having a kid

553
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: then is not crazy, No, not at all. If anything,

554
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: it's actually quite normal. And that's getting on the latest side.

555
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: It's a great segue. Actually, guys, if you're enjoying the podcast,

556
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: Jake is thinking about having a kid. So more bills

557
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: to pay? Yeah, yeah, go subscribe to Patreon eight dollars

558
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: ninety nine a month. You get an extra episode every

559
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: single week. Ye. The batter community over there is absolutely insane,

560
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: and fund Jake's dreams. Fund my dreams. Also at two

561
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: thousand patrons, paid patrons. Apparently, I'm letting Addie hire a

562
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: guy to come and put like a big ass tarantula

563
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: on me. Yeah, can it be just like I hold it?

564
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: I can you have to sit down and crawls over

565
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: your body? And to preface guys, Jake hates spiders like

566
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: I hate spi them. I hate nothing. I just don't

567
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: even think spiders should exist.

568
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 3: Like what balance do they bring to the environment and

569
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 3: our life?

570
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: Probably quite a lot to the environment, people say the

571
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: ecosystems people will be if spiders don't exist, would be

572
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: overrun by flies? Do they fly? Have you been to

573
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: the Australian outpack? Flies? Flice? Fray. I'll tell you where

574
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: candles exist for we don't need spiders. I'll tell you

575
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: what made me feel good When Jake and I used

576
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: to live together. I didn't have a girlfriend at the time,

577
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: but I got to experience one of the perks. Yeah

578
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: I will, I'm pretty good. We would just be doing

579
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: our own thing. Maybe I was in my room, maybe

580
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: I was watching TV, and then Jake would be like, honey, hoey,

581
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: please get this fire. Yeah, and then I do it.

582
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, that's so scary. You're so big. Okay, actually,

583
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: I actually think you might be borderline psychopaths psychoic. That's

584
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: exactly how it happened, because we'll have like a big

585
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: ass huntsman on the roof, and Audio will just get

586
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: a tea towel and just grab it and then just

587
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: like chuck the tea towel out. It's the best way

588
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: to do it. Kill it. The funniest thing happened the

589
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: other day. Hey, me and Cassie went camping. What would

590
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: you do in this situation? We're going on a bushwalk

591
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: and it was just like kind of say, about fifty

592
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: meters of straight stairs covered by greenery. And then I

593
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: was in front walking down and I was about three

594
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: steps in front of Cassie. I got there and realized

595
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: there was like three or four wasps congregating like around there.

596
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: They must have a nest there or something. And I

597
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: noticed and I was like, oh shit, and I ran

598
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: like quick going forward. Yeah, just instinctually, and I was

599
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: like Cassie, watch out, don't go there's wasps. And She's like,

600
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: what the fuck you just left me? And I was like,

601
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: I was like, I was in the middle of it.

602
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: I was like the instincts took over and I was like,

603
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: I was like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'll tell

604
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: you when to go, and I like, had I wasn't

605
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: going back up past the wasp to get a valid yeah,

606
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: to get it, And I was like wait. I was like,

607
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when to go and then sprint and

608
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: don't look back. And we had to wait and go

609
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: and she was like yeah, she wanted to do get stung.

610
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: I was like, but yeah, I was like, what do

611
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: you want me to do? Well, that's like that.

612
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,479
Speaker 3: There was a kid recently that unfortunately passed away from

613
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 3: a shark attack in Sydney, and so apparently he was

614
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 3: at like some jump rocks or whatever, and then the

615
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 3: shark attacked him.

616
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: His friend jumps in to try and save him. Yeah,

617
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: that's pretty hornorable. Like I could not even tell you

618
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: if that, I hope I would try and save you.

619
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: But is it an instinctual thing where like you're you

620
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: jump in and just go for it. Yeah, Yeah, you

621
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,959
Speaker 1: just feel like that's the natural thing to do.

622
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 3: Maybe I just feel like I would be it's stuck. Yeah,

623
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 3: I'd be like do I call, do I run?

624
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: Do I jump in? Do I? Yeah? I hope I'm

625
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: never put in that position. Ah, oh god, same, but

626
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: I always do we ever have a spiral a little

627
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: a little bit where like you hope nothing terrible happens

628
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: in your life, and you like go through some terrible

629
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: things that could happen.

630
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I as a guy that's never been in.

631
00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: A fight, I always think. I always think like, if

632
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: need be, could I do it?

633
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 3: And like I really I think really about like how

634
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 3: I would do it, and like I don't.

635
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: Reckon you're I could do it?

636
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 3: No, dude, Like I'm telling you right now, not a

637
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 3: single part of me is going to be throwing a

638
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 3: proper punch.

639
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: Like here's what I think about. It's like how when

640
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: in BONDI a while back there was stabbing and people

641
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: like go up and they try and stop the dude,

642
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: and I just think, like, you guys are the most

643
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: fucking heroic people. How do you get the balls? And

644
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: if I was in that situation, would I do that?

645
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: In my imagination? For some reason, I think I have

646
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: like a mean like jump right hook I come from behind.

647
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: I think I could jump from a some reason, I'm

648
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: jumping like six meters yeah, straight straighten the temple, ending

649
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: it straight away and walk away as well. You just

650
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: walk away like go about your day. Yeah, you lean there.

651
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: I saw on the news. Boy, this was open. This

652
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: is the best thing ever. And he was done so hard.

653
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: He was so hard done by Sorry. The canals in

654
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: Brisbane or Queensland or something. And jet ski there was

655
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: two jet skis. One was an instructor with his little

656
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: tour group, and then there was another person who was

657
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: like coming through going like ninety kilometers an hour and

658
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: going around the group and stuff and like messing him

659
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: up on purpose and like the speed limits like twenty

660
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: not so whatever. Yeah, And the instructor of this group

661
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: right went up to the guy, obviously he's a beast

662
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 1: because he's an instructor, went up to him, rammed it,

663
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: made it stop, ran the murder, made it stop working,

664
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: jumped and punched him in the face. That's the coolest

665
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: thing I have ever heard. And then it's all been

666
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: through the court and everything. Now he got fined five

667
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and twelve months probation. The guy, the instructor, what, yeah,

668
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 1: for punching the dude. Yeah, and you should have heard

669
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: what the guy got punched was like, oh, I was

670
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 1: so worried about my safety and well being being stranded

671
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: because they were just left him there and he's broken

672
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: jet ski being stranded in the middle of the canal,

673
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, is this if this guy

674
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 1: just lost five thousands? And he looked like a typical

675
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: like really nice Aussie blow because he's just like going

676
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: to work and shit. It looked like the most genuine guy.

677
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: And the people asked about it, like their reporters go,

678
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: what do you have to save yourself? He's just like, oh,

679
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: comment the guy, even the nicest dude. See. I feel

680
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 1: like that was like so for a while there, justice

681
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: was served, yeah, and you had me in the first half.

682
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: And then injustice yeah justice, somebody started go funding for

683
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: this jet ski driver tour instructor and let's get him

684
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: back on is twelve months probation. Yeah, she's not in jail. No,

685
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: he's not in jail. And then it came out like

686
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 1: like what convicted him because there was no video of

687
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: him punching. It was like he texted his mum, which

688
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: his MoMA and the company of the jet skis and

689
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, there was this person speeding. I think

690
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: I stuffed up punched him. In the face. Won't be

691
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: happening again though, Hey, we're gonna take him road for

692
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: it's again. It was a little bit of a muck up,

693
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: like is there footage of this guy? Like, yeah, that's

694
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: footage of the guy like on a free run on

695
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 1: the jet ski. There's no footage of the guy being punched,

696
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: but like, I think his face showed it. Okay, okay.

697
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: On topic of injustices in the Dramoyne community page, I

698
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: have fucking bone to pick. Who started community pages? Dude,

699
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: they are the worst thing to exist. Now you're gonna

700
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: like this sound this is We wouldn't We wouldn't have

701
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: heard about this if we didn't have our community. A

702
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: woman with a moped, Yeah, she posts a post and

703
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, my license plate on my moped got

704
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: stolen the other night. And then I got in the mail,

705
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: I got some fines and someone had stolen her license

706
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: off her moped put it on his motorbike like a

707
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: fucking Doucardi or whatever. Went through the Iron Cove Tunnel

708
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: which goes onto like the West cann X, right, so

709
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: it's a ninety kilometer speed limit in there. He's caught

710
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: like seven separate times going like one hundred and.

711
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 4: Fifty kilometers an hour with these other with this woman's

712
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 4: license plates on his we had like a scoopy or

713
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 4: sad and she got eighteen demerit points and five thousand

714
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 4: dollars in fines.

715
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 1: Obviously, Well there's photos that it's like not a woman

716
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: and not a moped. So he's gonna he might not

717
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: get caught, won't I won't get caught, but like she won't.

718
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 1: Surely she won't have to pay it? Yeah, surely not. Wow,

719
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: how funny extend the people go to to, like I

720
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: guess have some fun Yeah, that's crazy. Like I living

721
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: where I live live on a road that connects to

722
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: a main road. Right, It's like Sydney's kind of confusing,

723
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 1: Like you have to go down my road and it's

724
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: like a very very busy road gets lost of traffic

725
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: morning and then afternoon and then it's a connector road.

726
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: For some reason, people just fucking love to rev their

727
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: bike engines and car engines on my street. Yeah, And

728
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 1: I don't know how.

729
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 3: To explain how much it makes my blood boil. And

730
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 3: I've only ever said this out loud once recently to

731
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 3: Justin and he agreed with me. So I thought, imaginary friend,

732
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 3: So I thought, I have free reiin to bring stuff.

733
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 3: I think maybe some people may be on my side.

734
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 3: This may be sound a bit brutal, but nothing would

735
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 3: make me more at ease and happy than to hear

736
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 3: one of these people at one am revving the hell

737
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 3: out of their engine and then I hear a very

738
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 3: loud screech and a very loud crash. I honestly, nothing

739
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 3: would make me sleep more like a log then hearing

740
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 3: that and then being like the world is it balance?

741
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: Good night? I would be like the balance has been

742
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: brought to the force, and that I'd be like, good

743
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: night for you. I'll tell you what. Some of my

744
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: conclusions of being an adult are humans suck, suck, a weird,

745
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: greedy and what's another one? Yeah that is some of them.

746
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: We're just not every pretty much just explained man, not

747
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: yet true.

748
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 3: Not everybody's nice already respectful, should be completely honest, Like

749
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 3: I would say, like, we're niceish people, but like also

750
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 3: pretty much just look out for myself most time.

751
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 1: True, but also you're considerate. Yeah, consider it's right word. Yeah.

752
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: I think actually one of my flaws would be I'm

753
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,720
Speaker 1: too considerate, I think about no And also I also

754
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: i'm too what's it called when I get affected too easily?

755
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: That's one of my flaws as well. Was that affected

756
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: too easily? You'll know my analogy as a kid, sleepovers

757
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: or anything like that, or even like as we got older,

758
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: like people not going to sleep, Like noise when someone's

759
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: like really really loud at like two or three am

760
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: or something or don't know when to shut up, like

761
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: that affects me way too much. I fucking hate it.

762
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: I hate that really affects me. We were camping again

763
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: the other day. Some English backpackers rocked up at like

764
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: four am. Rocked up at four am. I checked my

765
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: that wul obviously like ghost camping, like I didn't want

766
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: to pay, and I'm like, I respect the game shore

767
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 1: do it. But also also there was like twenty people camping.

768
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: Most people were old, yeah, and another person's me who's

769
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 1: really fucking affected by this shit? And they're like yelling

770
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: and shit at four am, and I'm like fucking hell,

771
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: like why is this happening to me? I'm going to

772
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: be in the bush and it's why is this happening

773
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 1: to me? Always mean? But that's what I mean, fucking

774
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to have a relaxing camping holiday. I'm thinking

775
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: it's going to be fucking quiet by nine pm. I

776
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 1: can't sleep. These people just fucking yelling. To be fair,

777
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: they don't pissed me off. And that's what I mean,

778
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: like people were so inconsiderate and like, to be fair,

779
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 1: we probably are reslve, but all they think about is themselves.

780
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 3: That it's like it was stocked up to have some fun,

781
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,240
Speaker 3: so so valid I'm talking about and consider it twice. Okay,

782
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 3: my entire driving life, right from seventeen to twenty six,

783
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 3: that's that's like fucking nine years.

784
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: Yeah you what the hell? Quick, mats, was this your

785
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: first crash he's had? Yeah? No, most expensive? Oh by far? Yea? AnyWho? Okay,

786
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: my whole entire nine years of driving, I have never

787
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: beaped my horn. I'm not a horn beeper. Well you

788
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: did drive like a little peeny weeny little gets like, yeah, yeah,

789
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: I've had big cars before. True, but if you beat

790
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: me in that gets yeah, fair enough.

791
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 3: But like even when I had bigger cars, like not

792
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 3: a beeper, never thought that there's any use for it.

793
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: I have, you know, I'm just like a, oh, I

794
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: just think in my head, fuck you. But for some reason,

795
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: twice in the last couple of days, randomly, it's like

796
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: on the freeway, for some reason, I don't exist and

797
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 1: people will merge and I'm talking like if I don't.

798
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: It's not like just like a cut off situation where

799
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: they're close. If I don't move, they're going to hit me,

800
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: and so I like slow down and I'm like, fun,

801
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: this beat them. You don't really ship. I'm just thinking,

802
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: I want to let you know that you just made

803
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: a mistake. What the fuck is wrong with what it's for? Yeah,

804
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: I reckon. We should use it like barley because every

805
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: time you're turning a corner.

806
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 3: In Balio, it's almost like a term of endearment. When

807
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 3: they use the horn, they're like, good job, get out

808
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 3: the way, so you let them know that you're there.

809
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they don't have any traffic rules like let

810
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: someone around the corner know that you're there. It's just

811
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: free running it. It's so fine. I got knocking object

812
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: for you, A knock knock joke. Yea, yeah, knock knock.

813
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: Who's there? Yoda? Lady? Yoda lady? Who stopped? I saw

814
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: that I saw it this morning when I woke up. Lady,

815
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, that's that's what I wanted to

816
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 1: talk about, was ah, tell me if you relate to this? Okay, right,

817
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 1: so I reckon, I would classify myself as a try

818
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: hard Yeah, okay, yeah, you agree? Like a sweat, yeah,

819
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: a bit of a sweat. Okay, what are we talking? What?

820
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: Just like stuff I actually want to do? Okay, Like

821
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,359
Speaker 1: I would say the podcast a bit of a try hard,

822
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 1: the gym a bit of try hard when I played soccer,

823
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: bit of a try hard okay, go on? Yeah, And

824
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: I want to say, in any aspect of life, if

825
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: you are a try hard, why is that frowned upon?

826
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: I think being a try hard in things that are

827
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: not serious is frowned on. But why is life not serious?

828
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 1: Isn't that the most serious thing ever? Being a try

829
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: hard in life is good? Yeah? Yeah, But I feel like,

830
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: especially on social media and stuff, if you like try

831
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: really hard at something, and also you could be trying

832
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: really hard at something, but in society's perception you're not,

833
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, successful at it, but then everyone gives

834
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: you shit at it for trying really really hard. I

835
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: say we should fucking praise being try hard because you

836
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: tried something with your life. Yeah. Nah, just because everyone's like, oh,

837
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: they're trying to do something different. They're trying to do

838
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: someth that I'm not willing to do. Why is being

839
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it. There's a fine line. But the

840
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: people who are normally hating are lazy, lazy as normalized. Yeah,

841
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: because hating is an easy thing to do. Yeah, so

842
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: lazy people do it. Yeah. It's the same thing with

843
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 1: like someone who you get more ship for trying hard

844
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: than you do for drinking. Yeah, you get. Yeah, you

845
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: kind of get like people like talk shit if you

846
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: don't drink, they're like, oh, trying to be all good,

847
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: you're better than us. Now it's like, what do you

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Speaker 1: tell you what. One of the hardest things about being

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Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry is is and having morals. For us,

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Speaker 1: and gambling. Brand Ah, and they pay so well. I

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Speaker 1: understand why people's morals go skew. If the gambling ones

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Speaker 1: get him out of all the time about it, and

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Speaker 1: I myself hate gambling? Yeah? Please, Badi's common. If you

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Speaker 1: like gambling, will some give you some some justcount of guys?

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Speaker 1: Oh far? Anyway, baddies. That's it for Raw Dog in It, Jacob, Yeah,

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