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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Just ask Tommy what's coming up next?

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Speaker 3: He said, we was going to personal.

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Speaker 2: We've had a few jokes in here, haven't we.

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Speaker 4: We's got a personal assistant, yours.

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Speaker 2: Yours is really good.

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Speaker 1: Whip has got a personal goal to lose thirty kilo?

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Speaker 2: Do you tiprats? Sorry about that? Mate?

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Speaker 3: Is this personal?

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Speaker 2: It's a personal story.

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Speaker 1: But what's interesting is it's a personal because I'm presenting it,

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Speaker 1: but it's personal because it's about somebody else.

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Speaker 2: I made them.

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Speaker 1: I had dinner with him on Monday night, and I

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Speaker 1: want to get your feel on this because I'm a

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Speaker 1: bit concerned about his relationship. But I mentioned that a

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Speaker 1: maid and I were thinking about going camping, all right, and.

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Speaker 2: I said, oh, I might go and get a tent.

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Speaker 2: I need to buy a tent.

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Speaker 1: I want to get a family tent so if the

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Speaker 1: occasion comes up, we can all fit in. He then said, well,

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Speaker 1: due to my relationship, I've got a three man tent

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Speaker 1: that I keep in the back of my car in

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Speaker 1: case I need.

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Speaker 2: To use it.

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Speaker 1: Well, dog box, he joins us now Alive on the show,

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Speaker 1: tom Ivey.

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Speaker 3: No, you're not. This is a private conversation. What's going on.

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Speaker 2: I've got a three man.

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Speaker 3: No, I have it an unopened tent. Three yea, it

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Speaker 3: is three man or two and a half in the

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Speaker 3: boot of the yarras.

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Speaker 5: Two and a half men because well, and I haven't

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Speaker 5: used yet, but I keep I haven't been camping with

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Speaker 5: the kids.

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Speaker 1: Have you knocking a few lamps over.

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Speaker 3: And then?

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Speaker 5: So I don't know, I just need it at some

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Speaker 5: point that I know that I'll have to take them camping.

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Speaker 3: So I've kept it in the book.

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Speaker 2: You promised them.

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Speaker 3: Did you get it from work?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: The people from Wild Turkey sent me a tent.

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Speaker 2: And have you told Louis you'd take camping?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've said I will, but I've sort of kept

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Speaker 5: putting it off. And then it's a Wild Turkey tent

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Speaker 5: and it's the Matthew McConaughey one. So you scan a

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Speaker 5: QR code on the side of the tent and Matthew

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Speaker 5: McConaughey tells you a nighttime story.

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Speaker 4: Ohs or is this when you're in trouble with your

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Speaker 4: at home?

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Speaker 2: And she says, go and sleep in the team.

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Speaker 3: I hadn't thought of that as the optics on it

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Speaker 3: aren't great.

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Speaker 2: They're not great at all.

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Speaker 3: Now looks like I'm ready when run.

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Speaker 1: When a girl is going to have a baby, the

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Speaker 1: couple might prepare a go bag, yes, for any time

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Speaker 1: if she happens to go into label the contractions start,

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Speaker 1: and the bag sits by the front door so you

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Speaker 1: can grab it. You might even leave it in the

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Speaker 1: car so that everything's ready for that moment. The man

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Speaker 1: that carries a tent in the back of the car,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know when he's going to get kicked out, mate.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know when the contractions are going to start

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Speaker 1: or the contract on his relationship are going to end.

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Speaker 2: Tom, I'm impressed that the rubbish Yaris can house a tent.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking that'd be the size of the car.

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Speaker 5: Yes, but it means whenever I go to Woolies have

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Speaker 5: to put the shopping on the passenger seat because I've

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Speaker 5: got it.

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Speaker 2: You've got a big tent two.

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Speaker 3: And a half man tent in the boot.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't you sleep in the car? You've done the show

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Speaker 4: from the car, Yeah, and that was quite good. But

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Speaker 4: the the I do have a habit of putting things

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Speaker 4: in the boot in case I need them, Like the

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Speaker 4: Dona when I had the donner in the boot because you.

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Speaker 1: Fouled it if you pood on it in your sleep. No,

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Speaker 1: you fouled and then Fitz He then had the doner.

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Speaker 2: This is real. Yeah, it's real in an old white

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Speaker 2: toy at a camera, Thomas.

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Speaker 1: The only time I've seen that was Claremont Murders and

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Speaker 1: he had a doner that he'd had an accident on,

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Speaker 1: so brown doner, and he had it in a garbage

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Speaker 1: bag for about three months in the boot of his car.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't a body, wasn't He would have thought it was.

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Speaker 2: The stench would have been like a body.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know where to put the fouled doner.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what his car looks like? Fits you

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Speaker 1: know the guy that's at the front of your place

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Speaker 1: as a hoarder.

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Speaker 2: It's not you know that guy.

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Speaker 3: He's hoarding.

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Speaker 4: He's got a Yeah, he's got youteful of stuff and

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Speaker 4: you can't get got everything.

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Speaker 2: You got everything in there. That's what it looks like.

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Speaker 1: And Tom, remember when you did park your car on

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Speaker 1: the side of the road to get reception during COVID

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Speaker 1: time so you didn't wake the kids. You did the

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Speaker 1: show from your car until the police turned up flashlights

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Speaker 1: and went, hang on, who's you knew? The old woman

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Speaker 1: sitting in the driver's sleep with them.

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Speaker 5: They do talk about that trace that everyone's innocuous neighbor

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Speaker 5: has that once they become a murderer, you.

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Speaker 3: Go, oh, well they did. They did have a tent

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Speaker 3: in the back of their car now a time.

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Speaker 2: Now I get a garbage bag that smelled there for

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Speaker 2: the years.

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