Speaker 1: We got get you every morning, every day day, every
Speaker 1: lazy gentleman Adelaides.
Speaker 2: We had a lot of fun recently when we were
Speaker 2: going through a little obituary from Sean Kelly. He's a
Speaker 2: man from Sydney and he and his brother wrote a
Speaker 2: nice little piece in the local paper about their mum.
Speaker 3: Tribute to Mamma.
Speaker 4: It was a little bit left field, I'd say, it's
Speaker 4: very tongue in cheek.
Speaker 2: A few little excerpts including Mum grew great dope, never
Speaker 2: wanted to leave a party, and gave up champagne or
Speaker 2: gin frequently but never simultaneously.
Speaker 4: Well done, boys.
Speaker 2: It really made what was a really dire situations and
Speaker 2: somewhat lighthearted. It went viral all across the world and
Speaker 2: it made.
Speaker 3: It easier on the situation.
Speaker 5: And it just got us to thinking, perhaps, you know,
Speaker 5: the day will come when you and I leave this
Speaker 5: mortal coil, and what would we say about each other
Speaker 5: in an obituary.
Speaker 4: That's a very very good point. Would you like me
Speaker 4: to go first? Jokes?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: I'll do the honest And can I just say this
Speaker 2: particular obituary from me, it comes directly from the heart,
Speaker 2: save your tears, Jodes.
Speaker 4: Just do your best. Ah, yes, I see you know
Speaker 4: your funerals well.
Speaker 2: Farewell to Jody, the product of Tasmania and the Gold
Speaker 2: Coast having a child. You were never known for being
Speaker 2: able to create a male and not once did you
Speaker 2: use bought and brought correctly in a sentence. And despite
Speaker 2: our obvious frustrations, your consistency in that space was admirable.
Speaker 3: If you bought something, you bite it. You'll hang on right.
Speaker 2: Your feedback towards others was plentiful. Your knowledge of what
Speaker 2: was happening in the show was minimal, but you always
Speaker 2: did it with a smile and a whoops, sorry about that,
Speaker 2: which rarely fixed the problem.
Speaker 4: This funeral will be a jagged theme gathering.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about getting there early because Jody will probably
Speaker 2: be late and you actually may speak to her again
Speaker 2: because she might forget that she's dead.
Speaker 4: Take care, don't touch my food. We'll miss you, Jodes.
Speaker 3: It's really beautiful. Thank you.
Speaker 4: A dry eye in the room.
Speaker 3: I'm actually crying. I'm crying my own funeral. That's great.
Speaker 2: Well, none if it's a perfectly you forgot that you're dead.
Speaker 2: Jade turns up to her own funeral. Oh that's right,
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be the casket. Well I was.
Speaker 5: I sat down to write your death notice for the
Speaker 5: paper and then I thought, you know what, I'm on
Speaker 5: a tangent here because now I'm visualizing your funeral. So
Speaker 5: this is less of a death notice but more of
Speaker 5: a you googly as to what I would say at
Speaker 5: Andrew Hayes's farewell party.
Speaker 4: Or don't you're going to tell me what a bad
Speaker 4: your googlizer? I am what are you googlizer? One who
Speaker 4: speaks at funerals? But did you think I'd be too
Speaker 4: stupid to know what your googly was? Apparently you have
Speaker 4: an exit reputation as a your googlely.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, okay, strap yourself into your coffin, because this
Speaker 5: is me talking at your funeral.
Speaker 3: Which by the way, is held in a barn.
Speaker 5: I don't know why, That's just where my mind went, okay.
Speaker 5: Andrew Fisher Hayes born twentieth of June nineteen eighty five
Speaker 5: died doing what he loved most, swinging topless from the
Speaker 5: rafters at a winery after consuming an undisclosed amount of
Speaker 5: red wine. He was affectionately known as Hazy but also
Speaker 5: responded to the self appointed nickname of horse. Hazy was
Speaker 5: the school captain two years running in Beckham Country, New
Speaker 5: South Wales, because he was the only child in his
Speaker 5: class and yet did no discernible study in twelve years
Speaker 5: of education.
Speaker 3: His dream of playing AFL looked to.
Speaker 5: Come to fruition when he was picked up by the Swans,
Speaker 5: but a lack of skill, commitment, dexterity and courage saw.
Speaker 3: Him go on to win two premierships in.
Speaker 5: The Sandford for thee could coffin bearers please bring Andrew
Speaker 5: into the bar. Upon learning of his passing, his three
Speaker 5: year old Lotty was heard remarking in a satanic tone,
Speaker 5: I run this family now while he's gat. Euston said
Speaker 5: that guy was an absolute Please, ladies and gentlemen, take
Speaker 5: off your hats as we lower Andrew into the ground
Speaker 5: as we bid him farewell to his favorite song.
Speaker 6: Now from the.
Speaker 4: Oh that's how I want to go. Oh, thank you
Speaker 4: very much, James, very much appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Okay, are you holding back the tears?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yes, two things stay from that as well. I never
Speaker 2: told you this as well. Technically I was a school
Speaker 2: captain two years in Row and I didn't tell you
Speaker 2: that in your six I've got to take it away
Speaker 2: from him.
Speaker 4: So I didn't even have that on a regime.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: The other thing is my daughter Lott, he already runs
Speaker 4: a family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what you think about.
Speaker 5: I thought for sure that you would have pointed out
Speaker 5: that even in death, I only credited you with two
Speaker 5: permissions from the kids.
Speaker 4: Can be tricky, can't they.
Speaker 5: They can be a really really just dodgy territory to navigation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I'll get texts from my wife and photos
Speaker 2: andel videos just is sort of explaining the vibe that's
Speaker 2: happening in the house when I'm not there.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's during the show and I just watch your
Speaker 5: face and you look down on your phone and go,
Speaker 5: oh god, oh.
Speaker 4: My fairy goodness.
Speaker 2: Turns out I will do some overtime at work today,
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff. Yeah, because it can be a
Speaker 2: genuine wars on it. This got this video message yesterday,
Speaker 2: and this is pretty early in the show, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: And it just sort of feels like a genuine pin
Speaker 2: up situation for people who change once they have their
Speaker 2: coffee in the morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that includes toddlers.
Speaker 2: So this is my four year old Lottie before she's
Speaker 2: had her baby channel. And obviously you can imagine that there's
Speaker 2: a bit of our to and fro, a bit of
Speaker 2: debate between Car and our four year old as to
Speaker 2: when how are we going to get the baby chainner tour,
Speaker 2: whether we're going to take it to willow Band to
Speaker 2: get a baby Channo, or whether or not Mum will
Speaker 2: make it at home. Just make out these words, and
Speaker 2: this is the demands of a four year old who
Speaker 2: hasn't had her coffee yet and exclusively looking for a
Speaker 2: baby Chino.
Speaker 4: Get you know.
Speaker 2: What, welcome a pair and who is my friends? That's
Speaker 2: what it's all about. Isn't that beautiful?
Speaker 5: It's lovely, it's stunning and brave. But also the look
Speaker 5: on her face, if you could see the video, it's.
Speaker 3: Like, get me a baby jo.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 5: It's like she morphs into this satanic little devil. And then,
Speaker 5: as you say, because I messaged Car straight away and
Speaker 5: I was like, get your baby Jono right now, and
Speaker 5: she wrote back, what a sweet baby angel, and sent
Speaker 5: me a photo of her holding said baby Chino, and
Speaker 5: the smile on her face and the butter that just
Speaker 5: would not melt in her mouth.
Speaker 2: It was angelic and I'm not even lying here. Kara
Speaker 2: said her first words when she handed over the baby Chinna. Well,
Speaker 2: thank you, mommy, I love you so.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. So have you seen there thinking about
Speaker 4: having kids?
Speaker 2: Definitely do it, but just know you've got to take
Speaker 2: the good with the bad, and the bad can be very,
Speaker 2: very confronting. You've got to have a thick skin.
Speaker 5: I just want to hear it one more time. I couldn't
Speaker 5: stop watching this yesterday. Just one more time.
Speaker 4: It really elevates, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Both you know, Oh my gosh, lot of you angel
Speaker 2: you are your mother.
Speaker 4: Your father, he's on your money.
Speaker 5: Six.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about blue movies and just the impact
Speaker 2: that they are having on young men in society.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess intular you want to leave this chat.
Speaker 2: In particular the North Koreans who get exposed to these
Speaker 2: types of movies maybe at a later age. North Korean
Speaker 2: military men who joined the war front in Ukraine on
Speaker 2: behalf of us have unfitted internet access for the first
Speaker 2: time and using it to watch tons of pornography. Due
Speaker 2: to the restricted access to the Internet in North Korea.
Speaker 2: The ten thousand I said, ten thousand North Kran soldiers
Speaker 2: have been browsing the web on Western Service very unrestricted.
Speaker 2: This is supposedly raising concerns about the regime, about outside
Speaker 2: influences on the military and the potential for decreased control
Speaker 2: over its soldiers. Where are the guys, Oh, do not
Speaker 2: knock on that tent when the tents rocken, do not
Speaker 2: come knock? And we've said that since they particularly with
Speaker 2: the North Cran soldiers who were just exposed to pornograph
Speaker 2: for the first time, they got a lot of catching
Speaker 2: up to day.
Speaker 5: I'm still sorry for that guy who's like leading the
Speaker 5: battalions into the warfront and he's like on the counter
Speaker 5: of three one dude.
Speaker 2: Right guys, guys, right, what about six months time when
Speaker 2: they're by like a bunch of fiddler crabs.
Speaker 4: Are really muscular? Right arms, huge, right arms.
Speaker 2: Can I just tell a quick story about the first
Speaker 2: time as a young man that I discovered such content
Speaker 2: and maybe the effects that had on my parents. Okay,
Speaker 2: it was back in the days of LimeWire, remember Lime
Speaker 2: Wise and who knew that you could.
Speaker 4: Download blue movies?
Speaker 3: Fire Lime WHI not me?
Speaker 2: And I remember downloading such a movie and my mom
Speaker 2: came around the corner and she would have seen a
Speaker 2: flash frame like a frame of a blue movie. And
Speaker 2: I remember, even at the age of thirteen or fourteen,
Speaker 2: trying to convince my mum, and I now know that
Speaker 2: back then it was the highest form of gaslighting.
Speaker 4: That Mum was like, oh, what was that? And I
Speaker 4: remember going, what are you talking about, mom.
Speaker 2: Because like I swear, I just saw two naked people.
Speaker 4: And I still remember this great. I definitely saw a
Speaker 4: man's penis what are you talking about, dre And I
Speaker 4: took it a step further. I remember going, what is going
Speaker 4: on in your head? Is that all you think about?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 4: What is going on?
Speaker 2: And then by the end of it, she was like, oh, apologies, apologies,
Speaker 2: maybe there's.
Speaker 4: Something wrong with my brain.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you need a cup of tea ddree,
Speaker 2: come on, let's take you over, Let's boil the kettle.
Speaker 5: Jesus gross if you wash hands burs oh gas lighting
Speaker 5: a fourteen year old horny teen age Hey, I'm going
Speaker 5: to quit to become a drama teacher now because a
Speaker 5: teacher revealing his salary in a very.
Speaker 4: I'm just mucking around because it's bright.
Speaker 3: You're on one this morning, aren't you?
Speaker 4: I think we're all on one.
Speaker 3: You're on a real tear.
Speaker 4: We're just feeling it, okay.
Speaker 5: A teacher revealing his salary in a very candid street
Speaker 5: interview was sparked a heated debate about how much they
Speaker 5: should be getting paid. So he was speaking to get Ahead,
Speaker 5: which is an app that matches up workers and employees,
Speaker 5: and the melbour man was asked just how much he
Speaker 5: makes per year?
Speaker 4: Teacher Just north of one hundred and sixty thousand and
Speaker 4: what subjects do you teach? Drama?
Speaker 2: How long have you been teaching for twenty seven years?
Speaker 4: Now? Have you been teaching drama the whole time?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It started as an actor, moved into moved into teaching. Wow,
Speaker 5: I do not have a problem with a teacher earning
Speaker 5: one hundred and sixty thousand dollars a year. Teachers should
Speaker 5: earn infinity cash with what they do raising our children
Speaker 5: for us.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent agree. Yeah, no issues whatsoever.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people would hear that and
Speaker 2: be like, wow, I didn't know that teachers earned that much.
Speaker 4: Iod coin.
Speaker 5: My best friend from high school is a drama teacher,
Speaker 5: and honestly, she she burns out a lot. I know
Speaker 5: they get a lot of holidays, but they do all
Speaker 5: these massive productions each and.
Speaker 3: Every year, which is Saturday Sundays.
Speaker 5: It's full on and it's hectic, and I don't grudge
Speaker 5: this lovely man who's been doing his job for twenty
Speaker 5: seven years getting one hundred and sixty thousand dollars done.
Speaker 3: Don't you roll? Why are you rolling your eyes at
Speaker 3: meat producer Mark?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: What's going on with your kid on the producer flat?
Speaker 4: One hundred and sixty grand a year? Yes to teach drama, Yes,
Speaker 4: so we can more actor upstarts.
Speaker 3: Mate a wa, not all of us just bring the
Speaker 3: drama in here for free.
Speaker 2: Do you know what If it brings more mister G's
Speaker 2: to the world, I think we're all for it.
Speaker 7: The kids at school call me mister g Coffee, coffee,
Speaker 7: coffee before we teach you, teach you. Mum always says
Speaker 7: that even as a baby, other babies were crying and
Speaker 7: in a sort of monotonal way. But if I'd call
Speaker 7: out to Mum rather than ma'am like other kids, I
Speaker 7: would go mum, mum.
Speaker 3: I just think it's a prerequisent.
Speaker 5: It's a prerequisite that drama teachers have to be just
Speaker 5: a little bit unhinged.
Speaker 3: Don't they.
Speaker 4: Have set You've got to have person out of your
Speaker 4: drama teacher.
Speaker 5: Oh no, absolutely that, which is why I produced muff
Speaker 5: over here would make a great drama teacher. So I
Speaker 5: expect this to happen a little later in our morning meeting.
Speaker 4: I'm bloody resigning, sick. There's my letter of resignation, and
Speaker 4: there's some flowers to my dead dog. Want to instick
Speaker 4: that fat ass special time of the week right now?
Speaker 3: It is so. If you are new to the show, welcome.
Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for jumping on board. We appreciate you.
Speaker 3: This is Jodie's diary.
Speaker 5: It's basically my thoughts and the things that have gone
Speaker 5: down during the week. Some of them good, some of
Speaker 5: them not so good. But a highlight for me was
Speaker 5: the story about your mother's boob at the beach.
Speaker 2: Okay, always goes down, well, my mother's right boob, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: This is Joy's.
Speaker 3: Dear diary.
Speaker 5: It was the week Donald Trump won the US election
Speaker 5: and Hazy had some intense political insights a special gifts.
Speaker 4: Well you read.
Speaker 2: Love springfieldip please onodcasts? Why would you do that any
Speaker 2: something else?
Speaker 4: My dogs, I don't get politics. That's allesome.
Speaker 3: He had no really, thank you, captain of here.
Speaker 5: And this is pretty much how I felt about the situation. Well,
Speaker 5: the thinking man sex symbol probably tipped all us women
Speaker 5: over the edge by proving.
Speaker 3: He's funny to you guys, David.
Speaker 5: One of the headlines that I've read this morning, Donald
Speaker 5: Trump becomes the first twice impeached insurrection, inciting thirty four
Speaker 5: time convicted.
Speaker 3: Felon to be elected president.
Speaker 4: He's going to need a big business can.
Speaker 5: Speaking of men doing hot things, you got a squidge,
Speaker 5: you could be mister April, mister tip worn from ten
Speaker 5: Yu's first you've.
Speaker 4: Had a shower. That's not the sexy bit. You get
Speaker 4: the squeegee, yes, squeezing the shower s freeze. You know
Speaker 4: what's not sexy, limescale.
Speaker 5: So we launched a calendar. The hot dad to Adelaide
Speaker 5: should be easy enough to say. So this week we've
Speaker 5: launched our hot bat So this week we've launched.
Speaker 3: Our hot Boards of Adelaide calendar.
Speaker 5: Same okay, next week we've launched Adelaide's Hot Dads. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, and w tf, hazy, why is my husband
Speaker 5: turning you off? So like when my husband washes the
Speaker 5: windows with the Kasher window washer.
Speaker 4: Wow, what about he's doing that?
Speaker 9: He's going side the side and he's supple pecks of
Speaker 9: rubbing against the window. Was Christina Aguileras playing in the
Speaker 9: background work in the car.
Speaker 3: It was the race that stopped the Nation.
Speaker 5: Whatever you do, don't give away the first horse themed
Speaker 5: question for the six fifteen Vending Machine quiz.
Speaker 4: For the first question, yes, please, what have you got?
Speaker 5: We are on cup eve, so without a fight, gold
Speaker 5: trip and very elegant other late last three wash and
Speaker 5: I gave you a huge in there. Actually I think
Speaker 5: I actually answered.
Speaker 3: The question, did you.
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 5: He added, And Hazy won't be entering fashions on the
Speaker 5: field anytime soon.
Speaker 3: It fascinating because they're fascinating.
Speaker 4: Is that it be hats? Why is it a fascinator?
Speaker 4: Why has it only come out Melbourne cuptail Stephen.
Speaker 5: Jones came up with the term fascinator because the idea
Speaker 5: that these hats were meant to be whimsical, extravagant and unique.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, I asked.
Speaker 5: I certainly learned my place this week in the pecking order.
Speaker 2: Well, well, well, sometimes you might look out the window and.
Speaker 4: That pig is fine.
Speaker 3: Is the Pigmy, You're the pig.
Speaker 5: And it wouldn't be a week without Deirdre Hayes getting
Speaker 5: her boobs out.
Speaker 9: I remember seeing Mum come out of the surf and
Speaker 9: it's an absolutely pact and there was a full right
Speaker 9: breast exposed and I'm going, Mom, you boob Mum looking
Speaker 9: down she almost launched off into space.
Speaker 5: What I would give for that audio of eight year
Speaker 5: old Andrew going Mom, Mom, your boom Ah.
Speaker 3: The Hayes family, what a disgusting bunch.
Speaker 5: Why do you want to share your wife's tooth I
Speaker 5: don't want to Sico.
Speaker 2: Don't want to share toothbrushes, but I'm happy to share
Speaker 2: a toothbrush. I'm more than comfortable for everyone in my
Speaker 2: family to use. Say I'm not yearning for it. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying that if our toothbrush has got mixed up,
Speaker 2: I have no issues using my wife's toothbrush. And can
Speaker 2: I just say she's aggressively against.
Speaker 5: Notes that the anchor's dad wins out, what are these
Speaker 5: hairs on my face?
Speaker 7: Award?
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 5: How are you good?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Okay? Who's the pig in your family?
Speaker 4: My dad?
Speaker 3: Actually? What does he do?
Speaker 6: So I caught him a few weeks ago. I went
Speaker 6: to jump in the shower and I found beard hairs
Speaker 6: in my race.
Speaker 2: Oh just all right, let's keep it recently, PJ you
Speaker 2: but that raise has been everywhere stuff.
Speaker 4: And I walked out and I was like, have you
Speaker 4: been using this?
Speaker 6: And he's like no, and I was like, well there's
Speaker 6: orange beard hairs.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 5: It turns out we're not the grossest ones in Adelaide.
Speaker 5: And let's round out the week with some practical parent tips.
Speaker 2: I'll have it as well, is that the kids get
Speaker 2: right into it so much soopic tricky to be and
Speaker 2: they're like hurrying me up.
Speaker 4: So they can take it to the bee. So dad's
Speaker 4: sculling me and kids like our dad.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, kids, I'm a good dad.
Speaker 5: So did you dream? The random compliments? And to our
Speaker 5: boy Trumpy go off this weekend, Kings and Queens, all
Speaker 5: my love, Jody, is anyone else's kids using your phone
Speaker 5: to message other people?
Speaker 4: It's dangerous?
Speaker 5: Oh, it's very dangerous. And we discovered just how dangerous
Speaker 5: it was last night. So it all started when we
Speaker 5: were driving home from a family dinner and the thirteen
Speaker 5: year old was in the back seat going, Dad, I
Speaker 5: need to use your phone. I need to RSPV for
Speaker 5: a party like that. I was like, what's an RSPV, Bob?
Speaker 5: She goes, you know, an RSPV. I need to tell
Speaker 5: them that I'm coming.
Speaker 3: I'm like, do you mean RSVP AnyWho.
Speaker 4: Ah, Yes, that's a way, yes, yes, yes, But when
Speaker 4: a thirteen year old says it was such a.
Speaker 2: Conviction and attitude, yes, evinced that now it's been changed.
Speaker 5: So anyway, we get home and she's like, they do
Speaker 5: this all the time. They will write to other parents
Speaker 5: pretending to be us, particularly if they want to play.
Speaker 5: So it's like we've given it the ok for them
Speaker 5: to go to their house and have a play or
Speaker 5: a sleepover, or go and meet Norwood whatever it may be.
Speaker 4: Like a permission slip via text.
Speaker 5: Yes, and so we're constantly going just write it from you,
Speaker 5: just say hi, it's Peyton. Well she didn't take that
Speaker 5: advice last night when she was rspving for this party
Speaker 5: to go to her friend's place, right because she's like,
Speaker 5: the mom needs to book the restaurant. I need to
Speaker 5: get back to it all right, off you go. So
Speaker 5: as she's doing it, Greg casually wanders over and check
Speaker 5: what she's written on his behalf. There was a typo
Speaker 5: needless to say, and it said, Hi, Crystal, I was
Speaker 5: just about to massage you.
Speaker 2: That's a poor start. It's a poor start to the text.
Speaker 2: Crystal's like, okay, Greg, very forward, go on high.
Speaker 5: Crystal, I was just about to massage you. And Peyton
Speaker 5: can't wait.
Speaker 4: He's a real sick o. Greg.
Speaker 5: This is the same man whose Instagram gets high checked
Speaker 5: by with alarming regularity from the eleven year old who
Speaker 5: will jump on and she's followed all her all dancer friends,
Speaker 5: and she'll write comments from Greg Gordie yes saying saying
Speaker 5: looking great body.
Speaker 4: So one day Greg's going to be sitting in jail.
Speaker 4: I swear as my kids battles.
Speaker 2: What an unbelievable space. This has become the battle of
Speaker 2: the bangers. It's chance where you get to choose the music.
Speaker 2: We turn into a fun and I say that in
Speaker 2: inverted commas fun.
Speaker 4: It's not. It's dangerously competitive. It's all the contest between
Speaker 4: you and major.
Speaker 5: I don't don't get me wrong, I don't like myself
Speaker 5: when I get this competitive.
Speaker 3: I hate it.
Speaker 2: Actually, well, you really like yourself when you win, though,
Speaker 2: I don't mind myself.
Speaker 3: Okay, So two songs.
Speaker 5: The theme this week was I guess I'm based on
Speaker 5: the calendar, sort of modeling catwalk type theme.
Speaker 2: Yeah, based on Jodian Hayes's Dad's Battle. Look, I'm I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna play it and then you're gonna have to
Speaker 2: somehow tell us how the song even relates to the thing?
Speaker 5: Six?
Speaker 4: Oh, go for it.
Speaker 5: What have we got? Well, models walk on a runway,
Speaker 5: runway for planes A G six a plane or as
Speaker 5: producers are. We pointed out, I could have just cut
Speaker 5: to the chase and gone like model planes G six.
Speaker 4: Okay, I suppose what else do you want from me?
Speaker 5: Mate?
Speaker 4: That's a link? That's a link.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's much more basic. Justin Timberlake the words sexy
Speaker 2: in there. So it makes sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 5: I would argue that if you're listening during the workday,
Speaker 5: you'd probably hear the song anyway.
Speaker 4: Oh, they're supposed to.
Speaker 3: Be bangers that we're bringing back that you wouldn't normally hear.
Speaker 3: That's the whole premise of the thing.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure that's the exact premise of the thing, to.
Speaker 3: Be honest, anyway, keemaka Josh welcome.
Speaker 4: I always understood it as just a fight to the
Speaker 4: death in an octagon.
Speaker 3: That's what it's merged into with a loud music playing. Okay,
Speaker 3: go on, just.
Speaker 2: Before we get to this, this is this is really
Speaker 2: important for me.
Speaker 4: There's not that many weeks left in the year.
Speaker 2: Of course, there will be a Battle of the Bangers
Speaker 2: title that someone will win. It's twenty one to sixteen.
Speaker 2: I basically I can't afford a loss from here until
Speaker 2: the end of the year.
Speaker 4: But you can win it if you go undefeated. So
Speaker 4: a lot riding here. My heart's bounding. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: would you like a drum roll? Great man, I'd love
Speaker 4: a drum roll?
Speaker 1: There we go, don't call it a cut back into
Speaker 1: andrews oh still in the mix.
Speaker 4: It takes the twenty one to seventeen. It feels good.
Speaker 4: I gotta say, it feels really, really good.
Speaker 2: You're winning song this week justin Timberlake, Sexy Back Donor Way,
Speaker 2: Joe's always next week.
Speaker 10: Day, Friday, Fridays absolutely flaw this time of the week,
Speaker 10: and as when we get to speak to the one,
Speaker 10: the Only, Ryan fitz Fitzy, good mine to you.
Speaker 8: Hazy, Jodie, your beautiful people.
Speaker 3: Fitzy.
Speaker 5: When I think of hot dads, I think of Ryan
Speaker 5: Fitty Fitzgerald, There's no question about that. And we are
Speaker 5: assembling a calendar of all the dads in Adelaide who,
Speaker 5: you know, not spectacular looking but doing very very sexy,
Speaker 5: hot things, and I just feel like you fit the brief.
Speaker 8: Do you know what I've been doing at the mountain, Dad,
Speaker 8: I've been because now irrigation is going quite well with
Speaker 8: the sun coming out now coming in the summer, We've
Speaker 8: got quite a few weeds, so I've been weeding in
Speaker 8: the backyard with my top off.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 2: Nothing says sexy than a man rushing sort of mid forties,
Speaker 2: topless in his backyard in a very very interesting position
Speaker 2: on all fours.
Speaker 4: Maybe bit of an uchback, bit of skin porn weeds.
Speaker 8: And then I will go up into the and I
Speaker 8: can weed the special plants that I have up there
Speaker 8: as well.
Speaker 5: But you do live at Port no longer after?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Actually, you know it's funny. My dad was a spark.
Speaker 7: He picks.
Speaker 8: He's electrical down South for so long, and he said
Speaker 8: he used to laugh sometimes when his mates would bring me,
Speaker 8: can you just come around and put a power point
Speaker 8: in my shed. And he'd get around there and they
Speaker 8: would ask for fourteen power points in the shed and
Speaker 8: to be like, Dave, come on, mate, I know what
Speaker 8: you're doing. I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 4: Do you want the job or not me?
Speaker 8: This is the high paying job for you. I would
Speaker 8: take it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Nick, I'll pay you per power point. That's a
Speaker 3: lot of.
Speaker 8: Cursions, exactly right. But no, this is a good idea,
Speaker 8: Like do you know what I had to do. I
Speaker 8: hated this, but I had to do a photo shoot
Speaker 8: when I came out of Big Brother. But I think
Speaker 8: it was Okay magazine and they said it stupidly in
Speaker 8: the house. I said something like a number one feature
Speaker 8: that I love on women his shoulders and they said, well, Fitty,
Speaker 8: how would you feel about having a shot with your
Speaker 8: top off coming out of the shower and you're showing
Speaker 8: your shoulders are coming out of the shower And my mate,
Speaker 8: now bring it out whenever we go to a restaurant.
Speaker 8: They stick it up on the wall at a restaurant
Speaker 8: so everyone can see it.
Speaker 2: In the moment you're like, oh, it's okay. At this publication,
Speaker 2: they won't stuff me around.
Speaker 3: I trust that I trust with my life.
Speaker 4: Well, wouldn't you know what?
Speaker 8: This just comes out every week? People will forget about
Speaker 8: this shot. Twenty years later, it's still going.
Speaker 5: Haze's actually know if you've seen it, I can text
Speaker 5: your copy, feel like, But Hazy has been in a calendar.
Speaker 3: When you played it the.
Speaker 4: Doggies, what were you doing?
Speaker 8: I don't think that you've never done before, like handballing.
Speaker 4: Or that was actually it was kicking. It was kicking fit.
Speaker 8: Target.
Speaker 3: It was a hard ball. Get god, you should see
Speaker 3: this photo. His eyes.
Speaker 5: I don't know how he's done. And I asked him
Speaker 5: during the week. He's smoldering, Fitzy.
Speaker 8: Yes, and he's in good Mick at the moment. He
Speaker 8: doesn't he won't tell anyone else that, but he's he's
Speaker 8: in great me.
Speaker 3: What do you mean he won't tell you?
Speaker 5: He tells us every morning.
Speaker 3: Are you joking? I can't shut him up about it.
Speaker 8: Actually doing some bicycle.
Speaker 2: The eyes were smoldering, Fitzy little. I've just been on
Speaker 2: a job with Mick down south and.
Speaker 8: Good work.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, Fitzy, I take it that's a yes
Speaker 5: you'd like to feature in our calendar.
Speaker 3: No, no, are you sure?
Speaker 8: Yeah? No good, my modeling days are over, are they Okay?
Speaker 3: Got around July August free.
Speaker 4: It be a great opportunity for you, a great exposure.
Speaker 4: Good to get your profile. Oh so busy, have a
Speaker 4: good way again.
Speaker 3: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 8: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know what the news today to know.
Speaker 4: This is what you need to know. You know what
Speaker 4: you need to know.
Speaker 5: With Jody and Hazy, this is huge. Australia will move
Speaker 5: to bands social media for children under age sixteen, with
Speaker 5: the Prime Minister yesterday declaring he was calling time on.
Speaker 3: The harm cause to young people.
Speaker 5: So he said yesterday social media is doing harm to
Speaker 5: our kids and I'm calling time and at the Prime
Speaker 5: Minister said the proposal will go to a virtual meeting
Speaker 5: of the nation's leaders today. So if this goes through,
Speaker 5: that's going to be absolutely massive and it's going to
Speaker 5: have repercussions for all those young kids who are jumping
Speaker 5: on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, whatever your platform may be.
Speaker 3: No more.
Speaker 2: I think it's for people who came through with generations
Speaker 2: you didn't have social media to now it's harder for
Speaker 2: us to get a head around the fact that you
Speaker 2: could be so young and be affected by what is
Speaker 2: pure instantly just works.
Speaker 5: Read these absolutely tragic stories of young kids that have
Speaker 5: been affected or bullied so very badly on social media
Speaker 5: that they do the unthinkable. So I think this is
Speaker 5: a wonderful initiative by the Alban alban Easy government. And
Speaker 5: also it's been driven by Whipper from Fitzy Whipper and
Speaker 5: Kate and he was heavy behind this as well.
Speaker 3: So saw some photos of him in Parliament yesterday.
Speaker 5: Which was huge And I'd just be so pleased if
Speaker 5: this goes through, because I don't think social media platforms
Speaker 5: take enough responsibility for the platform that they provide for
Speaker 5: these young kids who are not mentally equipped to deal
Speaker 5: with it and to use it responsibly.
Speaker 2: The other message is if you deliver hate on social media,
Speaker 2: you're a loser.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're awful.
Speaker 2: That's what it's all about, because it means that you're very,
Speaker 2: very feeling insignificant about something, or you're probably jealous about
Speaker 2: something else or something that somebody's doing, and you feel
Speaker 2: like you need to do that on a social media platform.
Speaker 2: Ninety nine times out of one hundred, you wouldn't say
Speaker 2: that to that person's face.
Speaker 4: So that is really weak.
Speaker 5: No, And I mean we as parents need to set
Speaker 5: that example too. So if you are a parent and
Speaker 5: oh my god, the number of times I've seen awful
Speaker 5: comments on the Internet and then there's a lovely photo
Speaker 5: of mums standing there holding a baby, or dad's standing
Speaker 5: there with his two kids, and you go, what sort
Speaker 5: of example are you setting to your children when you
Speaker 5: are spewing hate on the internet. I think it's horrible.
Speaker 5: So it starts with us and it ends with banning
Speaker 5: it with the kids.
Speaker 2: There you go, that's what you're waking up to this morning.
Speaker 2: And Jodie Hazy still.
Speaker 5: To come with Jodi and Hazy on Adelaide's Nova nine
Speaker 5: one night.
Speaker 2: Shows yesterday, we're talking about a man by the name
Speaker 2: of Sean Kelly. He sat down to capture his late
Speaker 2: mum's spirit in one hundred words or so by an
Speaker 2: obituary in the paper up in Sydney.
Speaker 4: It was very, very funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean some of the sentences he used were
Speaker 2: our wild and wayward mother died on twenty eighth of October.
Speaker 4: She refused to say past. She's very veen ice.
Speaker 2: He talked about how she used to grow dope. Her
Speaker 2: attempts at responsible parenting or grand parents were always touching.
Speaker 4: He said.
Speaker 2: Sean was a much better drive than Chris News On
Speaker 2: What's Happening Next, he said to follow bring a shovel yep,
Speaker 2: and it made Sean and his brother go viral, and
Speaker 2: they had no intentions of going viral. No funny obituaries
Speaker 2: or bittery is where she's a little bit looser, where
Speaker 2: you can kind of look at.
Speaker 4: Death as a way of having a bit of a
Speaker 4: laugh on you.
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess I want everyone to have a
Speaker 5: good time at my funeral. So if that's the case,
Speaker 5: then maybe you should write.
Speaker 4: One for me, or maybe you should write one for me.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm happy to sure.
Speaker 4: Should we do that next? Fair with how much time
Speaker 4: we got, If you're going to write one.
Speaker 3: For me, you get a bit of all right, let's
Speaker 3: turn it around.
Speaker 2: Let's share a bitcheries next. That's never been said on
Speaker 2: over before.