WEBVTT - Hear The UNHINGED Obituaries Jodie & Hayesy Wrote About Each Other 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:03.360 We got get you every morning, every day day, every 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:04.840 lazy gentleman Adelaides. 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:09.920 We had a lot of fun recently when we were 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:13.039 going through a little obituary from Sean Kelly. He's a 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:15.079 man from Sydney and he and his brother wrote a 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:17.880 nice little piece in the local paper about their mum. 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:18.960 Tribute to Mamma. 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:21.840 It was a little bit left field, I'd say, it's 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:22.720 very tongue in cheek. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:26.560 A few little excerpts including Mum grew great dope, never 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:28.920 wanted to leave a party, and gave up champagne or 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:31.840 gin frequently but never simultaneously. 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:34.760 Well done, boys. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.800 It really made what was a really dire situations and 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.599 somewhat lighthearted. It went viral all across the world and 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:42.080 it made. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:42.960 It easier on the situation. 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:44.879 And it just got us to thinking, perhaps, you know, 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:46.680 the day will come when you and I leave this 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.760 mortal coil, and what would we say about each other 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:50.680 in an obituary. 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:53.479 That's a very very good point. Would you like me 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:54.600 to go first? Jokes? 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:54.920 Oh? 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:56.400 I don't, Yeah, I guess. 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.640 I'll do the honest And can I just say this 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:02.920 particular obituary from me, it comes directly from the heart, 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:04.440 save your tears, Jodes. 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:08.640 Just do your best. Ah, yes, I see you know 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:10.040 your funerals well. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.240 Farewell to Jody, the product of Tasmania and the Gold 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:15.800 Coast having a child. You were never known for being 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.039 able to create a male and not once did you 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.160 use bought and brought correctly in a sentence. And despite 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:25.680 our obvious frustrations, your consistency in that space was admirable. 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:29.080 If you bought something, you bite it. You'll hang on right. 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:34.040 Your feedback towards others was plentiful. Your knowledge of what 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.639 was happening in the show was minimal, but you always 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.399 did it with a smile and a whoops, sorry about that, 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.240 which rarely fixed the problem. 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:43.640 This funeral will be a jagged theme gathering. 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:46.400 Don't worry about getting there early because Jody will probably 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:48.720 be late and you actually may speak to her again 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.440 because she might forget that she's dead. 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.120 Take care, don't touch my food. We'll miss you, Jodes. 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:57.520 It's really beautiful. Thank you. 0:01:57.760 --> 0:01:59.080 A dry eye in the room. 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:07.000 I'm actually crying. I'm crying my own funeral. That's great. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:09.920 Well, none if it's a perfectly you forgot that you're dead. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.520 Jade turns up to her own funeral. Oh that's right, 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.440 I'm supposed to be the casket. Well I was. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.720 I sat down to write your death notice for the 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.679 paper and then I thought, you know what, I'm on 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:25.440 a tangent here because now I'm visualizing your funeral. So 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.960 this is less of a death notice but more of 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.880 a you googly as to what I would say at 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.239 Andrew Hayes's farewell party. 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:35.079 Or don't you're going to tell me what a bad 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:38.840 your googlizer? I am what are you googlizer? One who 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:41.000 speaks at funerals? But did you think I'd be too 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.240 stupid to know what your googly was? Apparently you have 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:44.880 an exit reputation as a your googlely. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:50.079 Yeah. Well, okay, strap yourself into your coffin, because this 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.160 is me talking at your funeral. 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:53.560 Which by the way, is held in a barn. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:57.200 I don't know why, That's just where my mind went, okay. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:02.840 Andrew Fisher Hayes born twentieth of June nineteen eighty five 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:06.320 died doing what he loved most, swinging topless from the 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.960 rafters at a winery after consuming an undisclosed amount of 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:14.000 red wine. He was affectionately known as Hazy but also 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:17.640 responded to the self appointed nickname of horse. Hazy was 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.560 the school captain two years running in Beckham Country, New 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:23.080 South Wales, because he was the only child in his 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:26.520 class and yet did no discernible study in twelve years 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:27.160 of education. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:29.400 His dream of playing AFL looked to. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.600 Come to fruition when he was picked up by the Swans, 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.760 but a lack of skill, commitment, dexterity and courage saw. 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.960 Him go on to win two premierships in. 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:46.960 The Sandford for thee could coffin bearers please bring Andrew 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:51.080 into the bar. Upon learning of his passing, his three 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:54.040 year old Lotty was heard remarking in a satanic tone, 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:58.600 I run this family now while he's gat. Euston said 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:02.680 that guy was an absolute Please, ladies and gentlemen, take 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:05.080 off your hats as we lower Andrew into the ground 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:08.200 as we bid him farewell to his favorite song. 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:29.760 Now from the. 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:26.400 Oh that's how I want to go. Oh, thank you 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.160 very much, James, very much appreciate that. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:29.680 Okay, are you holding back the tears? 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:30.039 Ah? 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.800 Yes, two things stay from that as well. I never 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:34.799 told you this as well. Technically I was a school 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:38.520 captain two years in Row and I didn't tell you 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:39.920 that in your six I've got to take it away 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:40.240 from him. 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:43.880 So I didn't even have that on a regime. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:44.400 No. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.599 The other thing is my daughter Lott, he already runs 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:47.960 a family. 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.000 Yeah, I know what you think about. 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.360 I thought for sure that you would have pointed out 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:55.880 that even in death, I only credited you with two 0:04:55.920 --> 0:05:01.040 permissions from the kids. 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:01.800 Can be tricky, can't they. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:06.719 They can be a really really just dodgy territory to navigation. 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:11.520 Yeah, sometimes I'll get texts from my wife and photos 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.040 andel videos just is sort of explaining the vibe that's 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.400 happening in the house when I'm not there. 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:17.760 Sometimes it's during the show and I just watch your 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.120 face and you look down on your phone and go, 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:20.640 oh god, oh. 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:21.400 My fairy goodness. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.000 Turns out I will do some overtime at work today, 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:27.120 that sort of stuff. Yeah, because it can be a 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:31.799 genuine wars on it. This got this video message yesterday, 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:34.520 and this is pretty early in the show, wasn't it. 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:37.720 And it just sort of feels like a genuine pin 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:41.800 up situation for people who change once they have their 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:42.599 coffee in the morning. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:44.359 Yeah, and that includes toddlers. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.440 So this is my four year old Lottie before she's 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:51.040 had her baby channel. And obviously you can imagine that there's 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.280 a bit of our to and fro, a bit of 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.600 debate between Car and our four year old as to 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:57.560 when how are we going to get the baby chainner tour, 0:05:57.720 --> 0:05:59.160 whether we're going to take it to willow Band to 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.360 get a baby Channo, or whether or not Mum will 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.560 make it at home. Just make out these words, and 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:07.120 this is the demands of a four year old who 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:11.479 hasn't had her coffee yet and exclusively looking for a 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:12.119 baby Chino. 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:15.359 Get you know. 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:22.680 What, welcome a pair and who is my friends? That's 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:25.440 what it's all about. Isn't that beautiful? 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:29.440 It's lovely, it's stunning and brave. But also the look 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.440 on her face, if you could see the video, it's. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.720 Like, get me a baby jo. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:35.080 Now. 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:39.080 It's like she morphs into this satanic little devil. And then, 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:41.840 as you say, because I messaged Car straight away and 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.960 I was like, get your baby Jono right now, and 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:47.000 she wrote back, what a sweet baby angel, and sent 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.880 me a photo of her holding said baby Chino, and 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.159 the smile on her face and the butter that just 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:53.839 would not melt in her mouth. 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:56.520 It was angelic and I'm not even lying here. Kara 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.920 said her first words when she handed over the baby Chinna. Well, 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.040 thank you, mommy, I love you so. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:05.480 Oh my gosh. So have you seen there thinking about 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:06.000 having kids? 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.640 Definitely do it, but just know you've got to take 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.760 the good with the bad, and the bad can be very, 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.080 very confronting. You've got to have a thick skin. 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:14.880 I just want to hear it one more time. I couldn't 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.720 stop watching this yesterday. Just one more time. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:18.960 It really elevates, doesn't it. 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:27.240 Both you know, Oh my gosh, lot of you angel 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:28.440 you are your mother. 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:34.920 Your father, he's on your money. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:35.440 Six. 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:41.920 Can we talk about blue movies and just the impact 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:43.920 that they are having on young men in society. 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:48.960 I mean, I guess intular you want to leave this chat. 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:52.040 In particular the North Koreans who get exposed to these 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:56.280 types of movies maybe at a later age. North Korean 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.480 military men who joined the war front in Ukraine on 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:02.960 behalf of us have unfitted internet access for the first 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:08.880 time and using it to watch tons of pornography. Due 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.800 to the restricted access to the Internet in North Korea. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:15.160 The ten thousand I said, ten thousand North Kran soldiers 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:19.000 have been browsing the web on Western Service very unrestricted. 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:22.360 This is supposedly raising concerns about the regime, about outside 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:25.920 influences on the military and the potential for decreased control 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:32.720 over its soldiers. Where are the guys, Oh, do not 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:39.079 knock on that tent when the tents rocken, do not 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:41.199 come knock? And we've said that since they particularly with 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:43.560 the North Cran soldiers who were just exposed to pornograph 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.040 for the first time, they got a lot of catching 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:45.400 up to day. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:48.080 I'm still sorry for that guy who's like leading the 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:51.480 battalions into the warfront and he's like on the counter 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:52.440 of three one dude. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:59.800 Right guys, guys, right, what about six months time when 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:01.760 they're by like a bunch of fiddler crabs. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:08.400 Are really muscular? Right arms, huge, right arms. 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:10.960 Can I just tell a quick story about the first 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.960 time as a young man that I discovered such content 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:17.199 and maybe the effects that had on my parents. Okay, 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:20.520 it was back in the days of LimeWire, remember Lime 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:21.920 Wise and who knew that you could. 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:22.600 Download blue movies? 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:24.120 Fire Lime WHI not me? 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:27.160 And I remember downloading such a movie and my mom 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:29.959 came around the corner and she would have seen a 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:33.560 flash frame like a frame of a blue movie. And 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:36.360 I remember, even at the age of thirteen or fourteen, 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.440 trying to convince my mum, and I now know that 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:43.760 back then it was the highest form of gaslighting. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.520 That Mum was like, oh, what was that? And I 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:48.760 remember going, what are you talking about, mom. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:51.760 Because like I swear, I just saw two naked people. 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.920 And I still remember this great. I definitely saw a 0:09:54.960 --> 0:10:01.000 man's penis what are you talking about, dre And I 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:03.600 took it a step further. I remember going, what is going 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:07.400 on in your head? Is that all you think about? 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:07.600 Like? 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:08.760 What is going on? 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:13.160 And then by the end of it, she was like, oh, apologies, apologies, 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:13.880 maybe there's. 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:14.800 Something wrong with my brain. 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:17.160 And I was like, you need a cup of tea ddree, 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:19.800 come on, let's take you over, Let's boil the kettle. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:26.640 Jesus gross if you wash hands burs oh gas lighting 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:30.280 a fourteen year old horny teen age Hey, I'm going 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.600 to quit to become a drama teacher now because a 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.720 teacher revealing his salary in a very. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.520 I'm just mucking around because it's bright. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:42.920 You're on one this morning, aren't you? 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:43.880 I think we're all on one. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:44.960 You're on a real tear. 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:46.520 We're just feeling it, okay. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:49.079 A teacher revealing his salary in a very candid street 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:51.160 interview was sparked a heated debate about how much they 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.319 should be getting paid. So he was speaking to get Ahead, 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.640 which is an app that matches up workers and employees, 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.280 and the melbour man was asked just how much he 0:10:58.400 --> 0:10:59.160 makes per year? 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.520 Teacher Just north of one hundred and sixty thousand and 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:04.000 what subjects do you teach? Drama? 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.320 How long have you been teaching for twenty seven years? 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.280 Now? Have you been teaching drama the whole time? 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:08.520 Yeah? 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:12.880 It started as an actor, moved into moved into teaching. Wow, 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:16.520 I do not have a problem with a teacher earning 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.560 one hundred and sixty thousand dollars a year. Teachers should 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:23.400 earn infinity cash with what they do raising our children 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:23.720 for us. 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:27.160 One hundred percent agree. Yeah, no issues whatsoever. 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:28.640 I think a lot of people would hear that and 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.760 be like, wow, I didn't know that teachers earned that much. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:31.640 Iod coin. 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.160 My best friend from high school is a drama teacher, 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.280 and honestly, she she burns out a lot. I know 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.360 they get a lot of holidays, but they do all 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.120 these massive productions each and. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:41.880 Every year, which is Saturday Sundays. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:45.080 It's full on and it's hectic, and I don't grudge 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.120 this lovely man who's been doing his job for twenty 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:49.079 seven years getting one hundred and sixty thousand dollars done. 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.040 Don't you roll? Why are you rolling your eyes at 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:52.000 meat producer Mark? 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:52.320 Why? 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:53.160 What? 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.200 What's going on with your kid on the producer flat? 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:58.960 One hundred and sixty grand a year? Yes to teach drama, Yes, 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.160 so we can more actor upstarts. 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:06.120 Mate a wa, not all of us just bring the 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:07.240 drama in here for free. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.880 Do you know what If it brings more mister G's 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.840 to the world, I think we're all for it. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.600 The kids at school call me mister g Coffee, coffee, 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:19.480 coffee before we teach you, teach you. Mum always says 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.000 that even as a baby, other babies were crying and 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.400 in a sort of monotonal way. But if I'd call 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.880 out to Mum rather than ma'am like other kids, I 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:30.640 would go mum, mum. 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:33.160 I just think it's a prerequisent. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.040 It's a prerequisite that drama teachers have to be just 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.080 a little bit unhinged. 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:39.840 Don't they. 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:42.720 Have set You've got to have person out of your 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:43.320 drama teacher. 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:45.200 Oh no, absolutely that, which is why I produced muff 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.080 over here would make a great drama teacher. So I 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.880 expect this to happen a little later in our morning meeting. 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:54.680 I'm bloody resigning, sick. There's my letter of resignation, and 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:56.679 there's some flowers to my dead dog. Want to instick 0:12:56.679 --> 0:13:00.000 that fat ass special time of the week right now? 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.599 It is so. If you are new to the show, welcome. 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:04.960 Hey, thanks for jumping on board. We appreciate you. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:06.520 This is Jodie's diary. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:10.240 It's basically my thoughts and the things that have gone 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:12.280 down during the week. Some of them good, some of 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:14.600 them not so good. But a highlight for me was 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:16.600 the story about your mother's boob at the beach. 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:20.000 Okay, always goes down, well, my mother's right boob, doesn't it. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:21.760 This is Joy's. 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:25.840 Dear diary. 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.320 It was the week Donald Trump won the US election 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:33.080 and Hazy had some intense political insights a special gifts. 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:33.800 Well you read. 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:41.400 Love springfieldip please onodcasts? Why would you do that any 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:42.520 something else? 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.360 My dogs, I don't get politics. That's allesome. 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:54.760 He had no really, thank you, captain of here. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:14:02.439 And this is pretty much how I felt about the situation. Well, 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:05.360 the thinking man sex symbol probably tipped all us women 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:06.840 over the edge by proving. 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.240 He's funny to you guys, David. 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.160 One of the headlines that I've read this morning, Donald 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:15.520 Trump becomes the first twice impeached insurrection, inciting thirty four 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:16.800 time convicted. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.160 Felon to be elected president. 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.240 He's going to need a big business can. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.560 Speaking of men doing hot things, you got a squidge, 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:31.160 you could be mister April, mister tip worn from ten 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:32.560 Yu's first you've. 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.600 Had a shower. That's not the sexy bit. You get 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:40.480 the squeegee, yes, squeezing the shower s freeze. You know 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.280 what's not sexy, limescale. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.760 So we launched a calendar. The hot dad to Adelaide 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.400 should be easy enough to say. So this week we've 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:52.480 launched our hot bat So this week we've launched. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.120 Our hot Boards of Adelaide calendar. 0:14:55.880 --> 0:15:02.600 Same okay, next week we've launched Adelaide's Hot Dads. Oh 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:06.160 my god, and w tf, hazy, why is my husband 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:09.040 turning you off? So like when my husband washes the 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:11.040 windows with the Kasher window washer. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:13.760 Wow, what about he's doing that? 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:18.040 He's going side the side and he's supple pecks of 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:22.280 rubbing against the window. Was Christina Aguileras playing in the 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:23.920 background work in the car. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:28.960 It was the race that stopped the Nation. 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:31.640 Whatever you do, don't give away the first horse themed 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.200 question for the six fifteen Vending Machine quiz. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.120 For the first question, yes, please, what have you got? 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:40.400 We are on cup eve, so without a fight, gold 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:43.840 trip and very elegant other late last three wash and 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.040 I gave you a huge in there. Actually I think 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:47.080 I actually answered. 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:47.960 The question, did you. 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:50.120 Yep? 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:53.920 He added, And Hazy won't be entering fashions on the 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:55.240 field anytime soon. 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.440 It fascinating because they're fascinating. 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:02.400 Is that it be hats? Why is it a fascinator? 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:05.080 Why has it only come out Melbourne cuptail Stephen. 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:08.200 Jones came up with the term fascinator because the idea 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:11.440 that these hats were meant to be whimsical, extravagant and unique. 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:13.000 I'm so sorry, I asked. 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:17.080 I certainly learned my place this week in the pecking order. 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:22.360 Well, well, well, sometimes you might look out the window and. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:23.560 That pig is fine. 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:26.280 Is the Pigmy, You're the pig. 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.720 And it wouldn't be a week without Deirdre Hayes getting 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:30.360 her boobs out. 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:32.520 I remember seeing Mum come out of the surf and 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:36.560 it's an absolutely pact and there was a full right 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:42.840 breast exposed and I'm going, Mom, you boob Mum looking 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:44.880 down she almost launched off into space. 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:48.360 What I would give for that audio of eight year 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:55.240 old Andrew going Mom, Mom, your boom Ah. 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:57.640 The Hayes family, what a disgusting bunch. 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:00.160 Why do you want to share your wife's tooth I 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:01.960 don't want to Sico. 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:04.359 Don't want to share toothbrushes, but I'm happy to share 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.399 a toothbrush. I'm more than comfortable for everyone in my 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:12.880 family to use. Say I'm not yearning for it. I'm 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.159 just saying that if our toothbrush has got mixed up, 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:18.560 I have no issues using my wife's toothbrush. And can 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:22.840 I just say she's aggressively against. 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:27.480 Notes that the anchor's dad wins out, what are these 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:28.560 hairs on my face? 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:28.959 Award? 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:30.720 Good morning, good morning? 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:31.720 How are you good? 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:32.360 Good? 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:34.280 Okay? Who's the pig in your family? 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:36.000 My dad? 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:37.600 Actually? What does he do? 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.000 So I caught him a few weeks ago. I went 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:44.119 to jump in the shower and I found beard hairs 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:44.720 in my race. 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:51.879 Oh just all right, let's keep it recently, PJ you 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:55.680 but that raise has been everywhere stuff. 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:00.800 And I walked out and I was like, have you 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:01.560 been using this? 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:03.400 And he's like no, and I was like, well there's 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:04.320 orange beard hairs. 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:06.320 Wow. 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.520 It turns out we're not the grossest ones in Adelaide. 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.760 And let's round out the week with some practical parent tips. 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:15.480 I'll have it as well, is that the kids get 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:17.919 right into it so much soopic tricky to be and 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:19.240 they're like hurrying me up. 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:26.200 So they can take it to the bee. So dad's 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:28.920 sculling me and kids like our dad. 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:33.360 And I'm like, hey, kids, I'm a good dad. 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:42.160 So did you dream? The random compliments? And to our 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:49.399 boy Trumpy go off this weekend, Kings and Queens, all 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:56.119 my love, Jody, is anyone else's kids using your phone 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:57.399 to message other people? 0:18:57.640 --> 0:18:58.280 It's dangerous? 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:01.560 Oh, it's very dangerous. And we discovered just how dangerous 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:04.639 it was last night. So it all started when we 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:09.359 were driving home from a family dinner and the thirteen 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:13.000 year old was in the back seat going, Dad, I 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:16.399 need to use your phone. I need to RSPV for 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:19.960 a party like that. I was like, what's an RSPV, Bob? 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:22.600