Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Way, Melbourn.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren starting morning the right away be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason laurenn'gel one hundred.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning everybody, welcome in Monday morning.
Speaker 5: Hello, We've got another wonderful week of Melbourne weather ahead
Speaker 5: up for the most magnificent weekend.
Speaker 1: It was twenty seven degrees in the city yesterday.
Speaker 4: Wasn't it incredible? Just glorious Saturday afternoon watching the forty
Speaker 4: bitter two up heaven. Even the dawn service it was beautiful.
Speaker 4: It wasn't even too cold.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: On the Friday night at the forty it was just
Speaker 5: great weather all round and it's continuing Melbourne.
Speaker 1: We did a little barbecue on the air thinking it
Speaker 1: was the end of it.
Speaker 4: How was Friday night?
Speaker 5: It was amazing, it was so good. The antich Eve
Speaker 5: match is it's it's quite a spectacle. And Richmond actually
Speaker 5: did really well until about halfway through the third quarter
Speaker 5: and I was happy with that.
Speaker 4: But up until that I was like, you boys are
Speaker 4: looking good.
Speaker 1: I know, new place and kicked the goal. Was amazing.
Speaker 4: How did you describe your the feeling you had in
Speaker 4: your body?
Speaker 2: I was no, I said, no, no, that's a private conversation. No, no,
Speaker 2: I says it not a nice shrinked. It was a
Speaker 2: bit tight at times. In that first half.
Speaker 5: Richmond were actually really good. They came out with the
Speaker 5: fighting spirits, didn't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good. I loved it.
Speaker 2: It was I was loosened up in the fourth.
Speaker 5: It was my first footy game of the year. It's
Speaker 5: got a great time, was it? You first it's on
Speaker 5: the April.
Speaker 4: She really gets into it by what August?
Speaker 5: Grand Final Day and and zac Keith. I go to
Speaker 5: two games a year and it's hopefully Grand Final and
Speaker 5: Zac eeth and then I might go to one or
Speaker 5: two bonus games through the year.
Speaker 4: You go to the games that are the hardest to
Speaker 4: get tickets to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that, but I pre plan, you know,
Speaker 5: and I know I'm not taking to It's off everyone
Speaker 5: all year.
Speaker 1: Und got to the carlib.
Speaker 5: No concert and I say, on an Zac Eve like that,
Speaker 5: it is amazing the presentation that they do for the ANZACs.
Speaker 5: And then they do the national anthem on Anzac Day
Speaker 5: of New Zealand and Australia. Now, the woman who sung
Speaker 5: the New Zealand national anism, she knocked it out of past.
Speaker 1: At the end. Everyone I was with was just like, whoa,
Speaker 1: she nailed that.
Speaker 4: Because there's nothing worse than when an artist goes to
Speaker 4: sing the national anthem.
Speaker 1: It's not artists there, they're military no.
Speaker 2: No, but I mean just a normal and they make
Speaker 2: it there. They put a twist on it.
Speaker 4: And you're watching the footy players trying to sing along
Speaker 4: with it, and it's like, just sing this.
Speaker 2: It seems a hard one to tackle. The New Zealand
Speaker 2: one as well.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. I love the New Zealand.
Speaker 5: However that like the finale of it, I was like,
Speaker 5: Wall nailed it.
Speaker 4: You should be there for the Haker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's full on. Yeah. I lived there for
Speaker 4: three years. But like they do it in school and stuff.
Speaker 2: Are you allowed to do a Harker? No, if you're
Speaker 2: not Maory, No, I don't have to leave.
Speaker 4: So oh they think no, they learned it over there
Speaker 4: in school. Yeah, like Felix and Kindy over there. We
Speaker 4: did it in Kindy, you know, they learned to count
Speaker 4: in Maldy over.
Speaker 2: There teaching the Harker Felix cover.
Speaker 5: Now, I had this argument with my mother at football
Speaker 5: because we were talking about the national anthem and what
Speaker 5: And I said, your kids had to learn the traditional
Speaker 5: language at school.
Speaker 4: You're talking Zealand. Yeah, Felix was in Kindy and New Zealand.
Speaker 4: He had to learn like moldy, like counting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said that. Mom goes, no, I think it's
Speaker 1: I don't think it's moldy. I think it's the language
Speaker 1: is Maori. It's moldy. And I googled it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's moldy.
Speaker 1: Came up with Maury and I was like, no. Jason
Speaker 1: told me maybe.
Speaker 4: That's why they got me to leave New Zealand.
Speaker 2: Come to think of it, why because Felix couldn't do
Speaker 2: the hard he didn't know what language they spoke.
Speaker 5: I find out because I hated hated discussion.
Speaker 2: That doesn't and your mum.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I was like, trust me, And for some
Speaker 5: reason I was like, Jason's right.
Speaker 4: You backed me. I really hope I'm back down. Continued
Speaker 4: coming up today.
Speaker 1: I think I think Jason's wrong, even he thinks he's wrong.
Speaker 1: What did I back you up?
Speaker 4: And we're checking it, Producer Brody, can you can you
Speaker 4: you got baby? Maybe? Sorry, you're both getting it incredibly wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm just going with what Jason says.
Speaker 3: It is spelt the way that you've read it, lurry,
Speaker 3: but it's said you are yeah correct, Yeah, but you've
Speaker 3: got to roll the the the r a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's not moldy, it's moldy mold.
Speaker 1: Where's the arm?
Speaker 3: The are kind of turns into a soft d moldy
Speaker 3: So you learn?
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Mum and I were both wrong? Well Jason, Mum, was.
Speaker 4: Anyone right me?
Speaker 3: You're both right in your own ways.
Speaker 4: I'll take that.
Speaker 2: Were you called it moldy? Yeah, moldy bread.
Speaker 4: We live the.
Speaker 1: Son does the hark your children have?
Speaker 4: This is no good morning. You are on the air,
Speaker 4: which is Lauren clint here as well. We're doing to
Speaker 4: thanks her mates to she already express hey coming up
Speaker 4: later on this morning five K question Andy Lee is
Speaker 4: in the house and the Ultimate Mother's Day Lunch and
Speaker 4: your Mother's Day Lunch is back, bigger and better this time.
Speaker 1: The whole new level were renouncing where we're going today.
Speaker 1: And when I told my mum about it, she was like,
Speaker 1: holy moly, am I about it? You bring yourma?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 1: Times is coming?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well can you imagine they're just going to be
Speaker 2: like two pigs in the proverbial they're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Mother's pigs.
Speaker 5: Wow, that was probably not the best analogy.
Speaker 2: Two peas in a pod, Okay, two peaceplamers at high water,
Speaker 2: they go happy as clams, two.
Speaker 1: Pigs in chick Well, what a way to describe our
Speaker 1: mother's Wow.
Speaker 4: Glad my mom's not coming.
Speaker 2: I was trying to convince Jace that he should do
Speaker 2: some wellness because I'm right on the wellness train and
Speaker 2: you're on the wellness train as well, Lauren. I'm thinking
Speaker 2: magnesium spars, sauna and a sauna house.
Speaker 4: And it looked pretty boogie.
Speaker 5: Oh, they're all boogie. They're popping up everywhere everywhere. There's
Speaker 5: that soak one in South Era.
Speaker 4: And then there's this other one he posted and the very.
Speaker 1: Looked like it was in some sort of rain rainforest.
Speaker 4: How do you think he looked up and you saw
Speaker 4: the roof of like just the warehouse, no thing. He's
Speaker 4: in England.
Speaker 2: It was in Paranic.
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with Dingy at the moment.
Speaker 2: A lot is a place to get you do got?
Speaker 2: You did speak about Dingley at last week? What's in Dingley?
Speaker 2: Who have you got?
Speaker 5: I'm sure you've actually been to Dingley. Remember when he
Speaker 5: thought he went scuba diving in Thomastown.
Speaker 2: They watered of people that have given me ship.
Speaker 1: Like I think he went Williamstown. I love Thomastown a
Speaker 1: real village feel about it. Thomastown was like Thomastown does
Speaker 1: not have.
Speaker 5: A village feel about it. And you can't go to
Speaker 5: scuba dig anyway.
Speaker 1: Back to Dingley.
Speaker 4: You get in a pool. I have been to Dingley.
Speaker 4: I go to Dngland.
Speaker 2: No, okay, a side piece in Dingley.
Speaker 4: There's just a lot of activities.
Speaker 5: Capable of having a side especially anyway, let's go back
Speaker 5: to magnesium.
Speaker 2: I think I just don't know how you go in
Speaker 2: the spa though? Was you overheat?
Speaker 1: So why are you trying to convince him to do
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: We were talking about it in pre drinks and he
Speaker 2: thought that he might, you know, tag long one day.
Speaker 4: I think the cold plung should be good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, six degrees.
Speaker 4: And I love I love a.
Speaker 1: Steamer steam into the cold punch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a steam over a sauna guy.
Speaker 1: What about an infred sauna like it? I like the
Speaker 1: slow burn. I cooked me from the inside.
Speaker 4: See, I think I'm just gonna call it now, I reckon,
Speaker 4: that's going to be the thing in ten years. They
Speaker 4: all go, you've been cooking yourself on the inside.
Speaker 1: Nah, enough research.
Speaker 4: They said that about the dories and look what up?
Speaker 5: They never said were good thing. Never no one ever
Speaker 5: said pack smoke a pack of day.
Speaker 1: It's good for you.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure in the eighties they did.
Speaker 1: I didn't think they thought it was I think it
Speaker 1: was good for healthy.
Speaker 4: Thought she was living. You're not.
Speaker 5: No, I don't think. I don't think cigarettes and in
Speaker 5: fred Saunas go ahead.
Speaker 4: His hands silariums. They thought that was good.
Speaker 1: No one ever really thought that was good.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So steam room into it. I'd like to see
Speaker 1: you do a cold punch.
Speaker 2: Yes, should we all go down there?
Speaker 1: Not just a plunge. You got a same for at least.
Speaker 2: One minute, he told me three. Okay?
Speaker 6: Three?
Speaker 4: Three feels like a lot.
Speaker 1: Three is unnecessary.
Speaker 2: And then you get into the hot magnesium pool and
Speaker 2: it burns a little bit because of you skin sack.
Speaker 2: Are you one of those people can get off on pain?
Speaker 2: It's great, great ceiling. It's very relaxing.
Speaker 1: It's not pain. It's like a tingle. You can get
Speaker 1: a bit of a headspin.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, should we do a little outing.
Speaker 1: He'll never go so this was a useless conversation.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we're talking about this morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, when you're going to go what day?
Speaker 4: Look it in? You want to do it this week?
Speaker 1: I'm not going with you. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: you and your speedo's. You two can go together. Leave
Speaker 1: me out of it.
Speaker 2: Would you go speed up? Do you ever do speeds?
Speaker 1: No, that's a good thing. Keep it that way.
Speaker 4: I thought you said speedos were making a comeback.
Speaker 1: I mean you do you Let me hang out?
Speaker 4: Thank you? Not there not the good looking day twenty
Speaker 4: a little bit chilly.
Speaker 1: But today today's sort of the worst of the bunch.
Speaker 5: But you know, I don't take it like twenty sixth
Speaker 5: grades again.
Speaker 1: Friday's like twenty six remarkeable.
Speaker 5: Let me let me tell you so today, sorry, today's
Speaker 5: twenty Today's not the best.
Speaker 1: But that's right, guys, let's chill out because it's Monday.
Speaker 4: Wife was a cheer on the weekend twenty.
Speaker 5: Six Tomorrow twenty four, Wednesday twenty five, Thursday twenty six,
Speaker 5: Friday twenty five Saturday.
Speaker 2: Let's just a consistent beast.
Speaker 4: It's on the weekend. I was enjoying the sun and
Speaker 4: lure my wife saying, oh, you should be worried. It
Speaker 4: wasn't this, you know, hot last year. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: don't come to me.
Speaker 1: Did you be worried about what I think?
Speaker 4: Worried about the zone and global warming all that, And
Speaker 4: I'm like, don't rain on my parade today. Today is
Speaker 4: a beautiful day.
Speaker 1: I enjoy it. We can't yeah, I mean, we can
Speaker 1: do our bit, but we can't change exactly if.
Speaker 4: We blow up in a few years. We blow up,
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: Don't my parade. You don't want her raining on your parade.
Speaker 1: Let's not rain on it.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's global warming, it's not. You know.
Speaker 5: Well, we had the in laws in from Brisbane and
Speaker 5: it's been bucketing in Brisbane.
Speaker 1: You know, they often leave and why would you live
Speaker 1: in Melbourne?
Speaker 5: And this time they were like, how good Melbourne And
Speaker 5: we went down to the Pozzi Pub yesterday had.
Speaker 1: A little arvo on the ground.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got out and about showing them sights and sounds
Speaker 5: and they left and they didn't want to leave, and
Speaker 5: I was like, Queensland.
Speaker 2: Because usually it's you know, you lob in queen Land
Speaker 2: and it starts raining. They brought the rain with you,
Speaker 2: did you? Don't you hate that?
Speaker 1: A dollar every time?
Speaker 2: Hey? Beautiful weather on Friday night at the MCG now
Speaker 2: the footy at the weekend. There were some amazing matches.
Speaker 2: There were some blowouts as well. Poor old Bombers got
Speaker 2: a hiding on Anzac Day.
Speaker 5: I would say the Richmond Melbourne game, though, was actually
Speaker 5: a great match until probably halfway through your third.
Speaker 2: It was the first half. I was sitting back thinking, goodness,
Speaker 2: gracious me. I regret saying this on the show on Friday.
Speaker 4: Shall we have a bet?
Speaker 1: No, because I'm fairly.
Speaker 2: Sure, I'm happy. I'm happy to give you.
Speaker 1: A ten goal lead.
Speaker 2: I'll give you five. What so what dinner?
Speaker 5: Okay, we'd like to lock in the would we rack
Speaker 5: the ribs.
Speaker 2: Left and so five goals?
Speaker 1: What happens if Richmond win? Richmond lose by four goals?
Speaker 1: I used to win. That's the great game.
Speaker 4: Enjoy the ribs down, zaim.
Speaker 1: I mean I wanted ten goals. Would I have won?
Speaker 1: If it was ten goals?
Speaker 2: You might have scraped in you might have scraped I
Speaker 2: think you're.
Speaker 1: Here there that I asked for ten goals.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no scrape game. I think
Speaker 2: I said, when do we get the pork on the
Speaker 2: beat on the guy?
Speaker 1: Richmond fans rejoice.
Speaker 4: We're getting two racks. Why don't we get one recording?
Speaker 4: One record?
Speaker 1: You're not coming.
Speaker 4: I'm in the audio. I'm in there. I say, we
Speaker 4: would like to lock in.
Speaker 2: I'm always the strange thing about I mean, it's such
Speaker 2: a beautiful night and Zaki, but I thought a lot
Speaker 2: about that bit.
Speaker 4: So much so that I'd gone to bed after the match,
Speaker 4: right and I wake up the next morning to a
Speaker 4: message from Clinton at like twenty to eleven and all
Speaker 4: it's Squire's lost and what are you doing at squadsleft
Speaker 4: a quarter to eleven at night? That's like meaning ribs
Speaker 4: And He's like, no, mate, thanks God. I lit up
Speaker 4: like a pokem machine.
Speaker 5: To be honest, I was just so elated that rich
Speaker 5: Milden so well up to a half time that I
Speaker 5: they were winners in my eyes, excited. I don't know
Speaker 5: if you spotted him out there, but a shout out
Speaker 5: to my mate Dale Cheesman, the Melbourne builder, who was
Speaker 5: out on the MCG at half time because angers chietment.
Speaker 1: Was playing in the little.
Speaker 5: I was in a box on Anzaki and we were
Speaker 5: more into the little league match than we were the
Speaker 5: main the main game that was.
Speaker 4: They would have had to drag him off that.
Speaker 5: Feeta, he said. He he kicked it back to the umpire.
Speaker 5: He was, of course he was there to being the game.
Speaker 5: He kicked it back so he could just mark a
Speaker 5: possession on them.
Speaker 1: Had a kick on the didn't hip and shoulder one
Speaker 1: of the six year olds.
Speaker 2: Pretty good, Well you check it so he can come
Speaker 2: to dinner as well. Dale can come.
Speaker 4: We'll share this off well ship, We've got to play
Speaker 4: for everyone at one and the Side and the Red.
Speaker 4: I forgot about the Why guys want to take you
Speaker 4: to a funeral?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that movie Death at a Funeral?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Oh my?
Speaker 1: Oh like dark humor?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved it, hysterical.
Speaker 1: It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I do love four weddings in a funeral strong film fell.
Speaker 4: Hey, thirteen twenty four ten is our number? What have
Speaker 4: you witnessed at a funeral? Because one's made headlines over
Speaker 4: the weekend. I don't know if you guys caught this.
Speaker 4: It went down at Key law E Cemetery on Saturday
Speaker 4: when a prisoner was attending his brother's funeral. So he
Speaker 4: goes supervised with obviously prison guards, and during the funeral
Speaker 4: he ducked out the back door. He got away. So
Speaker 4: now there is a on the run. Yep, there's a
Speaker 4: man hunt underway for the prisoner. He got away during
Speaker 4: the ceremony. No word, no word on how many does
Speaker 4: it happen?
Speaker 1: Sorry, you shouldn't be he shouldn't be out of prison
Speaker 1: for a funeral. Oh no, I think you canna. Really
Speaker 1: do we really need to be using taxpayers money?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Do we pay for that?
Speaker 5: But surely our police and our protective services have more
Speaker 5: important things to be doing. Sorry, when during COVID, when Nan,
Speaker 5: when people's grandma's parents, everyone died, we all watched it
Speaker 5: on zoom and we all put up with it then
Speaker 5: and we did nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: Yes, pristeners shouldn't be out of You're in prison for
Speaker 1: a reason.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad's funeral on zoom. It was the worst
Speaker 4: experience in my life, something I'll never get over.
Speaker 1: I don't know we should be using police service in.
Speaker 4: Prison, but I know, But then I sit there and
Speaker 4: go isn't it. You know, if we're talking about rehabilitation
Speaker 4: and trying to get these people to turn their.
Speaker 1: Lives, he's just ruined it for everyone.
Speaker 4: He has ruined that.
Speaker 2: But also if you are granted that wish, surely they
Speaker 2: should be in shackles, like.
Speaker 1: Climb out the duney window. How did he get out?
Speaker 2: He said, take the shackles off my feet, So.
Speaker 1: Chanced out of the funeral just called it it? What
Speaker 1: did you call it?
Speaker 2: Ceremony service? How does it happen?
Speaker 4: Surely it would be a number of guards.
Speaker 2: To the loo toilet. I hates I can't believe I
Speaker 2: just said I hate that. I'm going to the toilet.
Speaker 4: It just gives me the egg. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, who's looking after? Is it the police?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: That would be prison officials. It wouldn't be like that would.
Speaker 5: Be imagine walking back to work and they'd be like
Speaker 5: you two, one job, Yeah, good job.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, imagine being like boss, we lost him.
Speaker 2: Surely they have something some sort of GPS on him or.
Speaker 1: Something, ankle bracelets.
Speaker 4: And air tag on it.
Speaker 2: Something just sitting next to the guard.
Speaker 1: He's just got to be what do they call ankle, handcuffs.
Speaker 2: Did they give him a suit or was he in
Speaker 2: his prison?
Speaker 6: He was?
Speaker 1: I saw it. He was in a suit with a
Speaker 1: white T shirt and assex. So he's ready to run.
Speaker 4: We shouldn't be at a funeral in assex anyway.
Speaker 1: He was ready to run.
Speaker 2: Had an advantage this last scene.
Speaker 1: I just saw it on the news.
Speaker 4: Would they swing past the athletes?
Speaker 2: You must as well just give him a baton and
Speaker 2: let him go, but scan that foot.
Speaker 1: Make sure in a white T shirt, a suit and assex.
Speaker 1: That is what they sit on the news side.
Speaker 2: He's hosting Australian. That's what it said.
Speaker 1: That's what it said on the news, Clint, I'll.
Speaker 4: Give you a hot tip.
Speaker 2: I don't want anyone rocking up and sneakers at my funeral.
Speaker 1: You don't really want people rocking up with armed guards either.
Speaker 4: What about the shackles?
Speaker 1: The shackles? I mean, that'd be fun song to play.
Speaker 1: If it was to your brother, you'd be like, this
Speaker 1: one's for you, Broke.
Speaker 4: Oh you can't because the shackles are on thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten is our number. What has happened at
Speaker 4: a funeral? I'll tell you what you join us on
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Speaker 2: That Do we have some context here, We've got some intel, guys, Steve, Steve,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: Can you explain the situation with the prisoner?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so you are in shackles because like, once you
Speaker 7: organize your your like trip that you have to get
Speaker 7: heaps of permission for like to to participate at the funeral.
Speaker 1: So it's day release, is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well I want to say day release. I say
Speaker 7: it's a few hours or so, it's pretty hours or whatever.
Speaker 7: You go there handcuffed. It's not like you're a you're
Speaker 7: a free man to roam around. I'm just going to
Speaker 7: use the toilet and then all of a sudden you
Speaker 7: slipping out of the toilet window it doesn't work or that.
Speaker 1: So have you been in this position, Steve?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: On, Oh, and so, so how did this guy get away?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 7: I'm not too I'm not too sure. Maybe because it
Speaker 7: was might have been overly crowded there and then he
Speaker 7: still would have had to get the handcuffed off on
Speaker 7: that because you're cuffed.
Speaker 4: It's not like but Steve, Steve, you've been to prisoner,
Speaker 4: you've been in this situation. Surely they send guards with
Speaker 4: the prisoner.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right. The guys go with you. So two guys,
Speaker 7: two guys go with you.
Speaker 2: So would be running off with these shackles on?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, I mean your fate aren't shackles because you
Speaker 7: look a bit. Look sometimes it depends on where he's
Speaker 7: coming from. If he's coming from a minimum security, yep.
Speaker 7: But if you're coming from a baby and maximum that,
Speaker 7: you're just there's no. I don't think there would be
Speaker 7: any possible way to be getting away. Not only that,
Speaker 7: the embarrassment and then posting you all over the news.
Speaker 2: Well he did just just quickly, Steve. So when you
Speaker 2: were when you were in the clink, did you what
Speaker 2: did you come out for or what did you get
Speaker 2: day release for?
Speaker 7: There was so my grandma's funeral, but you know it
Speaker 7: was hard to get because press they said no. And
Speaker 7: then I kept pushing for it, kept pushing for a
Speaker 7: pushing for it, and then eventually got it. But as
Speaker 7: you said, like during COVID times, like if any of
Speaker 7: your family dies, like say your brother, anyone you'd like
Speaker 7: to said, everything is.
Speaker 1: Done by soon, you know, But that was didn't matter
Speaker 1: if you were in or out of prison. Stead we
Speaker 1: all had to watch funerals.
Speaker 2: Thanks you tell. Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number.
Speaker 1: I assume stays out Now, I'm just not calling us
Speaker 1: from prison, is it stay?
Speaker 2: Are you out or are you still in?
Speaker 4: You like that one?
Speaker 2: I could have called you.
Speaker 7: I could have called you from in.
Speaker 1: But do people listen to the radio in prison?
Speaker 4: You reckon?
Speaker 1: There's prisoners listening to us right now?
Speaker 2: Stay?
Speaker 6: Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Well, I mean all you got it, you know, sav
Speaker 7: and if you got you got money, you got your
Speaker 7: own stare.
Speaker 4: And that's what you're saying, is the limited options and
Speaker 4: thens what they'd been listening. We'll take that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, send them some of those ratings.
Speaker 2: Shout out, shout out you listening?
Speaker 4: Five K question coming up very soon. They can buy
Speaker 4: you some diaries while you're in there.
Speaker 1: But right now we want to know, are you in prison?
Speaker 1: Are you currently listening from?
Speaker 2: Maybe I want to go on the go boat?
Speaker 4: No. No. Two topic Monday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love this.
Speaker 4: Are you in prison? Yep? Or what have you seen
Speaker 4: go down at the funeral. Yeah, thirty.
Speaker 1: Because some prisoners get mobile phone yeah yeah, yeah, and radio.
Speaker 1: If we get listening and they're listening on the nover player,
Speaker 1: yeah probably.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they would have readised. I don't
Speaker 4: know what the WiFi is like, but I know they
Speaker 4: can use phones sometimes.
Speaker 2: If we get an active prisoner, right, that'll do you, Lauren.
Speaker 2: I'll take you to the place.
Speaker 1: We're going to go visit Miss Downs. Remember we went
Speaker 1: to prison to visit.
Speaker 5: Yes, its Central Victoria was Yeah, we stopped at a
Speaker 5: few bakeries on the way.
Speaker 4: He was a great guy, citing down. He turned his
Speaker 4: life around and everything. He's on the news a couple
Speaker 4: of weeks later for a bloody shotgun in the boot.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, thirteen twenty was he Yeah he was?
Speaker 2: He old.
Speaker 4: Dear Clinton, message me when I'm in the newsroom. My
Speaker 4: mate who visited just got done with again. Nine kilos
Speaker 4: of ice and a shotgun in the boot.
Speaker 2: It wasn't your inspirational speech.
Speaker 1: Who led us in there?
Speaker 4: Who let us out? Thirteen twenty four ten. What have
Speaker 4: you seen go down at the funeral? Or you doing time?
Speaker 4: Just looking at there's some crazy photos coming out of
Speaker 4: the US at that assassination attempt at the White House.
Speaker 5: What was a shooting active shooter? But then did you
Speaker 5: have you seen some of the visions of like the
Speaker 5: people who aren't panicked, like Dana White. No, he's just
Speaker 5: sitting there and he came out and put out a
Speaker 5: statement was like, I didn't want a panic. I wanted
Speaker 5: to take it all in. What an amazing experience to
Speaker 5: live through. And he's just sitting at the table.
Speaker 1: Wa. No, there's a guy who eats them mashed potato.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the mashed potato? Mashed potato?
Speaker 4: Police are everywhere, secret service.
Speaker 1: Well, not a lot of people, but this one guy.
Speaker 2: Hang on, watch this, you know what I get it?
Speaker 2: Look at this, what's the one off people?
Speaker 5: Brother takes a bite of his mashed potato during active
Speaker 5: shots for this little old man in the corner right
Speaker 5: All the police are faffing around.
Speaker 1: He's just sitting there.
Speaker 4: The cops are in the room. Everyone else is on
Speaker 4: the floor.
Speaker 1: Under the table, and he is sitting.
Speaker 5: Legend the love set the mashed potato. That's you, Jason.
Speaker 5: Don't waste the mashed potato. I've come all the way
Speaker 5: here for the mash potato.
Speaker 4: Also, you know there's going to be a bankrup like
Speaker 4: leaving the traffic would be night maybe starving.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, Dana White. He was also just like
Speaker 5: there's all these videos and everyone's under the table. He's
Speaker 5: just sitting there.
Speaker 2: He's a hard man.
Speaker 1: What an incredible experience to be a part of.
Speaker 4: Got more details on that coming up in the news. First, though,
Speaker 4: we are talking funerals back here in Melbourne. A prisoner
Speaker 4: attended a funeral over the weekend and did a runner
Speaker 4: was his brother's funeral in Assex.
Speaker 2: Wow, and still he's still at large.
Speaker 4: He's currently on the run. Any shackles and these assets.
Speaker 2: Karen in Essada and good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 4: We are good? We're doing two topic Monday. We asked
Speaker 4: give us a call if you're in prison or you've
Speaker 4: seen something in the funeral?
Speaker 6: Are you I'm in prison. I try to change my
Speaker 6: p on the computer and it wouldn't let me.
Speaker 5: So yeah, sometimes at work it feels like you're in prison.
Speaker 5: I hope you get the passwords password saga sorted. Have
Speaker 5: you tried password one, two three that she's forgotten it?
Speaker 5: Pass You're having a shocker on a Monday morning.
Speaker 2: You've got to get the code senty on techt it won't.
Speaker 4: Be in for it. Do you have it?
Speaker 1: Yes, we have it.
Speaker 6: Don't come into a thirty will carry put.
Speaker 1: Your feet up, take a load off. You've got an
Speaker 1: hour and a half. Go get a coffee across on someone.
Speaker 6: Don't you just do the same password we got loon
Speaker 6: around the corners, around the corner, Go get across your heart.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about the first tell us the story. What
Speaker 2: happened at the funeral?
Speaker 6: Okay, so my uncle's funeral, Uncle Lou, Uncle louis Uncle
Speaker 6: Lou obviously passed away. Of course, tell works. They played
Speaker 6: the Carlton football song. Of course he was getting cremated,
Speaker 6: and then when the coffin was going down, they played
Speaker 6: Johnny Cash Burn Burn Burn Ring a fire.
Speaker 1: Oh was that intended? Is that what he wanted?
Speaker 6: Because I don't know.
Speaker 1: They played the Carlton song. I reckon Uncle Lou's got
Speaker 1: a good sense of humor. I reckon he plan that.
Speaker 6: But I think we were all in like like wow, wow,
Speaker 6: that's like.
Speaker 5: When they should have shouted out upon Uncle Lou's request
Speaker 5: and everyone would have got around it.
Speaker 4: Otherwise, everyone just looked at the DJ like, all right,
Speaker 4: pull it together.
Speaker 1: I mean I reckon. When they played the Carton football song,
Speaker 1: everyone would have been like wow.
Speaker 6: Wow, wow, it wasn't in the a certain song, but
Speaker 6: we oh, are you in I'll hang on?
Speaker 2: Maybe your password is Bombers twenty twenty six.
Speaker 6: For twenty twenty seven, twenty nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep being them caring.
Speaker 5: We've learnt so much about you in your short short segment.
Speaker 5: Are you going to get an almond cross on or
Speaker 5: a plain one?
Speaker 6: So brecky, I mean an arm and one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Carr, you got a message Melbourne this morning.
Speaker 6: Oh, just have a good day and you know, let's
Speaker 6: make the week go fast.
Speaker 5: Password, don't let it rain on your parade at great
Speaker 5: Week in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Gait one do it fronkle lou do it from Melbourne,
Speaker 1: funkle luke. It is a rest in peace and that
Speaker 1: ring of fire.
Speaker 2: Right on seven o'clock, Well chet in year traffic. Next
Speaker 2: you're on over, I'm well and.
Speaker 4: Ring on.
Speaker 5: Well good morning. It's just gone ten pass seven on
Speaker 5: over one hundred. It should be Jason Lauren, but it's
Speaker 5: just the way we lag it. It's Clinton Lauren.
Speaker 2: Morning Clinty, Good morning, Lozzy.
Speaker 1: Jace has been here, but we've just got no idea
Speaker 1: where he is in this current moment. And that's fine.
Speaker 1: We said we'll push on. We shall push on.
Speaker 2: I think he went pray for we.
Speaker 1: Been gone for a long time, for long.
Speaker 3: Fashion alert, Fashion Alert, extreme fashion detected.
Speaker 2: That's where he's gone, guys.
Speaker 1: He did tell me he'd bought a new tracksuit and
Speaker 1: I said, it you buy it.
Speaker 2: It's Monday.
Speaker 5: I can't deal with if you buy that tracksuit, do
Speaker 5: not dare just walk in here in the morning.
Speaker 1: It needs to be on air.
Speaker 5: Clar Remember when you did a fashion parade on the
Speaker 5: show and we really wet our pants.
Speaker 1: So he's gone. He's gone shopping on supervised, guys, can
Speaker 1: you hear me?
Speaker 4: Yes? We can. Fortunately I went shopping on Soon Revised.
Speaker 2: I just thought, where'd you go?
Speaker 4: I went to add a.
Speaker 1: Dass, you's gonna look like an isshoe. Have you got
Speaker 1: a mum bag?
Speaker 2: Were you? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I just.
Speaker 4: I saw out and John a lot of matching outfits,
Speaker 4: so I was like, that looks cool.
Speaker 5: Last time you wore a matching outfit like Elton John,
Speaker 5: you were written up in the newspaper is looking like
Speaker 5: you were wearing your pajamas.
Speaker 4: So I put this on for my ten year old
Speaker 4: on the weekend and said, be honest, what do you
Speaker 4: think of dad's outfit, honey? And he looked at me
Speaker 4: and turned around and left the room. Didn't say anything.
Speaker 5: And that's coming from a child who wears like a
Speaker 5: large dollar sign bling around his neck.
Speaker 4: Promise you won't be harsh. No, no, of course.
Speaker 2: Does it make you feel good? It does in confident?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's pol What is where God's name?
Speaker 1: Do you think you're going wearing that?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 6: Up?
Speaker 2: Can I feel? It's not even all?
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, do you know what?
Speaker 4: He looks like?
Speaker 2: A giant gripball? What I like? You know?
Speaker 4: Those guys are dressed up as the koalas in the
Speaker 4: city and shake the cans try to get money on Instagram.
Speaker 1: At the moment, we should be into the live taping.
Speaker 4: We're gonna put it straight out.
Speaker 5: It's going okay, So it's an added as z pop
Speaker 5: charcoal right with nat chink.
Speaker 2: I have question.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what doesn't b a question?
Speaker 1: It looks it looks like it's made of carps.
Speaker 4: Do you know what it's the fairiy wall.
Speaker 2: It's not even it's a shag pile. It's a shag Jason.
Speaker 2: My question is why I want to dress younger younger?
Speaker 1: Younger?
Speaker 4: Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: I look, he looks like you should be living in
Speaker 1: aged care younger.
Speaker 4: I just thought it's what the kids are wearing.
Speaker 2: Did you know the kids are stealing cars and things
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 1: I'm not he needs a cross. You need to wear
Speaker 1: a bum bag across your body. You look like an
Speaker 1: they call so overheats.
Speaker 4: I've kept the tags on just in case we've worn it.
Speaker 2: Now you regret the purchase?
Speaker 1: How much was it?
Speaker 4: I don't it's three hundred dollars, three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: What is the fabric? Please?
Speaker 4: Do you want to try it on?
Speaker 1: No? But oh my god, it's got orange lining. It's
Speaker 1: got bright orange lining to match his bright orange car.
Speaker 1: Did you steal that?
Speaker 4: My god, I'm swimming.
Speaker 1: What is it made of?
Speaker 8: Good?
Speaker 1: Gollie? Gosh, it is He's an extra large for anyone interested.
Speaker 4: I don't be like that. The pants are small.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm just speechless. To be honest, that's one hundred.
Speaker 1: Percent recycled polyester, so it can't be that hat.
Speaker 4: I'm saving the planet.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's made from carpet.
Speaker 4: Is a reversible because I don't mind the orange.
Speaker 1: I'm not were the orange. You look like you're having
Speaker 1: a midline.
Speaker 2: Seriously, you're a grip pall.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a group.
Speaker 4: You guys would like it.
Speaker 2: Thanks to be well done.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure it makes you look younger.
Speaker 4: So we'll put the video up on our Graham now
Speaker 4: it's going up now American girls, this is over one hundred.
Speaker 4: Good morning, you're on the air with Jason Lauren Clints
Speaker 4: here as well. We're doing to thanks so mates to
Speaker 4: chell Ready Express and coming up after eight o'clock this morning,
Speaker 4: and we got a treat for the mums of Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Details on it and your Mother's Day lunch and this
Speaker 4: year it's a whole new level. I'll be honest. When
Speaker 4: this came up in the meeting. When this came up
Speaker 4: in the meeting, I was like, there's no way we're
Speaker 4: going to be able to pull this off. So hats
Speaker 4: off to Maston. There's our crew in the office for
Speaker 4: pulling this off.
Speaker 2: There's no way any of the moms are going to
Speaker 2: want to leave.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not, and every man should day to come along.
Speaker 1: I'm not a mom and I ain't leaving.
Speaker 4: We ain't. We'll get into it just after eight.
Speaker 2: Lauren, you're a pet lover. I'm a pet lover.
Speaker 1: Sorry, whoa Jase is not? No, no, no.
Speaker 4: I like pets.
Speaker 2: Yeah you had you've had he's got the lizard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you got the lizard. You've had dogs, you had birds.
Speaker 1: You had the miniature poodle.
Speaker 2: But you might recall on this show we spoke to
Speaker 2: somebody just last year who really really really loved her animal.
Speaker 9: I have a forty acre farm. I think Carl Ruth.
Speaker 9: One thing that I really like to do with my
Speaker 9: competitional is that I like to stuck on his eyelashes.
Speaker 2: And he actually likes that too, So yeah, sorry the
Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, let's just let's
Speaker 2: read grip. So denis what's the horse's name, his name's
Speaker 2: be and beautiful eyelashes and you have a horn on them.
Speaker 9: Yes, we just you know, I don't know, we just
Speaker 9: have this connection and no, just like stroke his face
Speaker 9: and he just like dropped his eyes and his head.
Speaker 2: And how did you?
Speaker 4: And that's what works.
Speaker 5: What's the journey from patting his face to sucking on
Speaker 5: his eyelands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, running through the journey to get to the eyelashes.
Speaker 4: Because it's not work.
Speaker 9: I don't know, it just kind of happened, just this connections.
Speaker 2: No that, no, no, this morning, we have some beautiful listeners.
Speaker 2: Thank you for your contribution to the show. I stumbled
Speaker 2: across his slave. If this is someone sucking, might take
Speaker 2: it to a whole new level. And do you know what,
Speaker 2: you just show you animals some love.
Speaker 10: I'm like a mom account would do to her kitten.
Speaker 10: She'll just like spread out on my arms. I'll just
Speaker 10: clean like her shoulders and her ears on the back
Speaker 10: of her hand and stuff in her face. I don't
Speaker 10: get as involved as another cat word. I'm not licking
Speaker 10: her butt.
Speaker 1: I grew so hang on, she's licking the cat. She
Speaker 1: licks the cat, and she said it's okay because she
Speaker 1: doesn't lick its butt.
Speaker 4: She licks the cat clean.
Speaker 1: Straight to prison. Do not pass go straight to ja.
Speaker 2: Mother cat. When you got a cat, people are cooked.
Speaker 4: They have it.
Speaker 2: They just groom them to you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a cat.
Speaker 2: Another cat. This is a lady grooms her cat straight
Speaker 2: to jail. Bye, she's cooked, mate. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Do you show your animal any love and affection? No? No?
Speaker 2: Do you do anything a bit left of center?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm just asking Melbourne. You're on the
Speaker 2: off chance that someone might call through and say they.
Speaker 4: You know what about this?
Speaker 2: Do you have a slightly sunk on the eyelashes of
Speaker 2: their pony? Get you've got? You have?
Speaker 1: You're enjoying this too?
Speaker 4: So no, no, it's just what you're getting to. What
Speaker 4: is rock bottom? Mate?
Speaker 2: No, don't turn around on me. I just stumbled across
Speaker 2: a great video on the what's your algorithm?
Speaker 1: What is that a TV show? What is that from?
Speaker 1: Is that like my crazy sick obsession or something that
Speaker 1: was just done.
Speaker 2: On Instagram reels? Can you imagine what else is coming
Speaker 2: up on his feet?
Speaker 1: I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Jason, were googling cats? Yeah?
Speaker 5: What were you googling to? Had a woman licking her fat?
Speaker 5: What were you searching for to find the video of
Speaker 5: the woman licking a cat?
Speaker 2: It wasn't what I was after, but a lot of
Speaker 2: time on my hands.
Speaker 1: Certainly seems like someone.
Speaker 2: Got themselves a VPN.
Speaker 5: He doesn't, That's why he's on Instagram reels gurgling it
Speaker 5: it didn't want to do face recognition people.
Speaker 2: You know what, go for your laugh.
Speaker 4: You've got jas Lauren Clint here as well as we
Speaker 4: do thanks to she already express shout out to everyone
Speaker 4: that got out to a dawn service on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Huge turnout at the Hampton RSL. I went to that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's massive.
Speaker 5: It's so good to see all the different generations getting
Speaker 5: out to support Anzac Day from even on Anzac Eve.
Speaker 1: You know, there were so many kids there.
Speaker 5: We went and bought out Anzac badgers from a digger
Speaker 5: there and on the back of every Anzack badge there
Speaker 5: was a story about what each badge meant too.
Speaker 1: It was about and it was really interesting.
Speaker 5: Every one of us bought one and he explained what
Speaker 5: each one meant, and there were kids there that were learning.
Speaker 4: That's what I loved this year, so many kids hading.
Speaker 4: My ten year old on Friday night, I got him
Speaker 4: to sit down and watch the ceremony before the game
Speaker 4: and he was right into it, and then he was
Speaker 4: he was bang up for getting up early and going
Speaker 4: to a dawn service, and just as a dad, I
Speaker 4: was really really proud that he liked that he cared,
Speaker 4: he wanted, you know, he sat there for the forty minutes,
Speaker 4: just focused, and there were so many kids at the
Speaker 4: down service. It was just really good to see because
Speaker 4: I don't remember I remember my dad taking me to
Speaker 4: one when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we always went and.
Speaker 4: My dad was like a real proud Australian.
Speaker 2: But yeah, just it's it's interesting because the older I get,
Speaker 2: the more emotional I get as well. I wonder if
Speaker 2: that's just well, I don't know why that is. I
Speaker 2: can't explain it, but I found myself really I actually
Speaker 2: sat down and watched the Glipoly Dawn service on the
Speaker 2: television on Saturday morning, and cheez, it was just it
Speaker 2: was deeply moving. It just it just you think in Gallipoli.
Speaker 2: At Glipoli, you just think about the situation those young
Speaker 2: men would have found themselves in and it's just it's
Speaker 2: it's horrific. But it's also I said the other day,
Speaker 2: it was it is it is horrific to think about
Speaker 2: that situation, but it's also we need to celebrate the
Speaker 2: currency of our return servicemen wmen as well, the positions
Speaker 2: they put themselves in, the danger they put themselves in
Speaker 2: for us, and that.
Speaker 4: Was my message to Hadi when we left the Dawn service,
Speaker 4: we're getting home, and I was like, I just I
Speaker 4: think it's important, so we appreciate what we've.
Speaker 1: Got now, Yeah, you know totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know, like even in Paul's family, his sister and
Speaker 1: brother in law are returned. They were in the military,
Speaker 1: they no longer are, but Anzac Day is really important
Speaker 1: to his family because they've seen and done some things
Speaker 1: and seen some things in particular that they carry onwards
Speaker 1: for the rest of their lives as well.
Speaker 4: We spoke to the captain on Friday who had the
Speaker 4: honor of lighting the Eternal Flame. I asked him what
Speaker 4: should we do this weekend to help pay respects and
Speaker 4: he simply said, just thank them for their service. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And there were a lot of guys wearing medals at
Speaker 4: the Corefield RSL and this year I just really wanted
Speaker 4: to get like I went out of away to thank
Speaker 4: him and asked the story behind the medals and yet
Speaker 4: it was so simple, but you could just see how
Speaker 4: much they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That was Jeremy Smith who's on the show on Friday,
Speaker 5: and watching him light the Eternal Flame at the at
Speaker 5: the Anzac Eve match.
Speaker 1: Because we'd heard his story and we knew about him.
Speaker 1: He was twenty four when he got set to Iraq
Speaker 1: in charge of I think he said about it hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty troops watching him like that and knowing what
Speaker 1: he'd been through to get to that point and the
Speaker 1: trauma that he still carried when we spoke to him
Speaker 1: on Friday morning, it was so powerful. And the more
Speaker 1: we know about these people and their lives and their stories,
Speaker 1: the more connected we feel to it.
Speaker 4: Not in a much lighter note. I felt stitched up
Speaker 4: by you two. So you know how I was inviting
Speaker 4: you guys to the core Field Russel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you declined, well, we had we had other commitments.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lot of fun at my expense that
Speaker 4: no one wanted to come with me. Every person I
Speaker 4: bumped into was acting like my care because you.
Speaker 1: Were there on your own, because it wasn't just us.
Speaker 5: Everyone you invited, even callers on the show, they said, no,
Speaker 5: we've got other things on.
Speaker 4: And then the guy that runs Corefield Rssel comes up.
Speaker 1: Did he say, you've made it sound like no one
Speaker 1: wants to come here.
Speaker 4: No, he said, thanks to the shout out, and then
Speaker 4: he said, we'd love to get you in the ring
Speaker 4: for tour. Now the pressure. I was like, absolutely, this
Speaker 4: is it the person that flips the coins, because if
Speaker 4: you flip it wrong, if you can't I know, I
Speaker 4: can't throw I don't want to say that. And by
Speaker 4: this point everyone had a few in them and anybody
Speaker 4: that was in the center, and they didn't flip it
Speaker 4: behind the coins and flip.
Speaker 2: Made the crowd one more time?
Speaker 4: Oh, I said, I'll be I'm very can toy back
Speaker 4: in a minute. And how do you know I got
Speaker 4: out of that?
Speaker 1: It was no you stood the president of the.
Speaker 4: Joking. I said, I would politely decline, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: It's nice, but I got to look after myself. They
Speaker 4: would have torn me to shreds. You can I can't throw.
Speaker 2: Cracks. Jeez, you'll come next to you.
Speaker 4: I'm going to get the.
Speaker 1: Return.
Speaker 11: I can't.
Speaker 2: Think about what you didn't even want to scurry away
Speaker 2: and hide.
Speaker 4: Many Melbourne, Sam Fender Olivia Dean on Nova thirteen to eight.
Speaker 4: Here's a question for you, Melbourne. How many people are
Speaker 4: living in your household? Done related to them? Just how
Speaker 4: many people have you got under your one roof humans?
Speaker 4: In return, someone's going to walk away with a night
Speaker 4: to calm a little staycation at Oakwood Premiere, dine and stay.
Speaker 4: I can stay dying and unwine with a city staycation
Speaker 4: at Oakwood Premiere. It's a beautiful hotel.
Speaker 2: I dare say. The reason you're asking that, Jase, is
Speaker 2: because the great Australian dream, it seems, is out of
Speaker 2: reach for many, not just Victorians, but Australians right, so
Speaker 2: too expensive.
Speaker 5: Back in the day it was like save up and
Speaker 5: at home, save up to your twenty go buy house.
Speaker 2: Well now it's around new estimates suggest and how about this,
Speaker 2: more than one in every ten households are signing up
Speaker 2: to have their parents live with them.
Speaker 1: Generational household.
Speaker 4: Sister works at the bank and she was saying, so
Speaker 4: many younger couples now that are coming in for loans.
Speaker 4: It's to do that by properties that have a second
Speaker 4: dwelling on them that.
Speaker 1: The parents can live with them. So it's not mum
Speaker 1: and dad keeping the kids.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's the kids buying the house and
Speaker 4: then the parents and the granny flat.
Speaker 1: Out the back cultures that do they you know, instead of.
Speaker 5: Parents and grandparents going into age care or whatever, the
Speaker 5: parents and the grandparents come back home.
Speaker 1: That's that's very common.
Speaker 4: Mom's my man lived with us for as long as
Speaker 4: I can remember.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I mean it's sweet.
Speaker 4: All childhood, my name was there.
Speaker 1: However, I couldn't live with my mother again.
Speaker 5: I'd taken out of margin long before i'd take this Laura,
Speaker 5: Mom and I couldn't live together.
Speaker 2: You come home.
Speaker 1: I had a few stints going back home, and you
Speaker 1: couldn't do it either.
Speaker 2: But maybe I could live with Liz and you could
Speaker 2: live with live with time.
Speaker 1: Live with me happily that would have a chardoney on
Speaker 1: the couch, or you have no mom. And I couldn't
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, nor me really no, no, no, confidently no.
Speaker 2: I love her, but I just could know.
Speaker 1: But also my mother would say she couldn't live with me.
Speaker 1: That goes both ways.
Speaker 2: We're so similar, so so similar that we fart.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where the problems come in. Then we refuse
Speaker 5: to acknowledge that we're similar.
Speaker 1: Down turning into my mother. But then I look at
Speaker 1: my mother and I'm like, you're turning into our nan.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, I'm not my Oh my god, we're
Speaker 1: all the same.
Speaker 2: I would say, you and your mamma very similar. Oh god,
Speaker 2: in what way.
Speaker 4: Both a little fiery can be a bit stubborn?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, we clashed, but they were over
Speaker 1: it two seconds later. We don't hold on, but yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't live together.
Speaker 7: John.
Speaker 2: Let's go for lunch, John, then go home.
Speaker 4: How many people you got under your roof? Now?
Speaker 1: How many? What are the ages? And the what's the fact?
Speaker 6: Sorry, there's myself and my husband. And then we've got
Speaker 6: a fourteen year old, a sixteen year old, an eighteen
Speaker 6: year old, and a twenty year old.
Speaker 12: Wow, twenty year old girlfriend as well?
Speaker 4: Oh do you love the girlfriend? Over all the siblings?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 4: All your kids?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, she's not saying for long?
Speaker 1: All right, Time for you to go and get a rental.
Speaker 2: Kids, Debbie?
Speaker 4: Impact them? How many got under one roof?
Speaker 2: Ten?
Speaker 1: Okay, Debbie? Who's in your house?
Speaker 2: Rooms?
Speaker 12: We're second marriage, blended family. Yeah, and seven kids between us?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 12: And we live at mums because nobody can afford to
Speaker 12: buy help. We're so seven kids live.
Speaker 8: Mom.
Speaker 1: It's you and your partner and seven children at your
Speaker 1: mum's house.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How many bedrooms?
Speaker 2: Five?
Speaker 1: How good's nam? She must be a legend.
Speaker 12: She is absolutely unreal.
Speaker 1: Had it.
Speaker 12: I can't think her enough.
Speaker 2: How does she feel about it all? Obviously she's embracing it.
Speaker 7: She loves it.
Speaker 11: She loves it.
Speaker 12: And she's also because we work full time and she
Speaker 12: goes picks up the kids from there she's from. They
Speaker 12: finished at McDonald's or wherever they're working, and you know
Speaker 12: it'll be eleven o'clock finishing, and she knows that we're
Speaker 12: going to get up early for work. The next morning.
Speaker 12: You go out, Miller and I pick them up. She
Speaker 12: can't see she's one of the.
Speaker 4: Bag but I probably should be driving.
Speaker 2: But Nan, Nan, she's bringing up the right kids.
Speaker 1: Grandparents who help out are the real heroes.
Speaker 2: We'll see.
Speaker 4: My mum and dad worked too jobs. So like when
Speaker 4: Nan was living with the sheep, people brought me up.
Speaker 4: It was great to have her there. I loved it.
Speaker 5: And Debbie who cooks for the family. Does Nang get
Speaker 5: to put her feet up at night? Or is she
Speaker 5: also on the tools?
Speaker 12: She's she does a lot of it. Yeah, it's sort
Speaker 12: of shared between happy myself and mum, but she would
Speaker 12: do majority of it.
Speaker 2: Just one last one. Do you pay for ward?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: We do?
Speaker 1: Or do you pay help pay the bills? And stuff.
Speaker 12: We pay all the bills and we pay board as well,
Speaker 12: and was.
Speaker 1: Now living happily on a four all night and nine
Speaker 1: of you moved in.
Speaker 12: Well she must have a big actually, well yeah she does.
Speaker 12: My grandmother died probably about four fifteen sixteen years ago
Speaker 12: after a nice uh good money left over, and she
Speaker 12: put the extension on for her.
Speaker 2: That's what a woman there, you know what.
Speaker 4: She probably prefer having you guys there then sitting in
Speaker 4: the bloody you know, totally.
Speaker 1: I love families that do that. I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Jason's got a really big house as well. Maybe his
Speaker 2: mother in law should move when because you've got to
Speaker 2: you got many spare rooms and I walk.
Speaker 1: Seriously Wendy and the children, and Jason is in a bachelor.
Speaker 2: Pa from Debbie. It's a beautiful set of family. You
Speaker 2: should do it.
Speaker 1: Open your daughter.
Speaker 4: To God.
Speaker 1: You do, Hi, Crystal, Hi.
Speaker 13: I have nine adults and I have two toddlers.
Speaker 5: Nine adults and two toddler's talk us through how that works.
Speaker 5: Are we in some kind of commune?
Speaker 13: Oh no, but it feels like it now. My mother
Speaker 13: and her partner, their house got flooded, so they have
Speaker 13: moved with us.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 13: I have three children and two of them they're adults,
Speaker 13: by the way. Two of them are married, so their
Speaker 13: partners are there as well. And yeah, and my husband
Speaker 13: and I and our two grandchildren.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a busy household, Crystal.
Speaker 5: And is that because the kids are at home because
Speaker 5: they're saving to try and get their own place or
Speaker 5: do they just pretty comfortable?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 13: I think one couple is pretty comfortable.
Speaker 2: There the watch.
Speaker 4: Do we dine?
Speaker 2: Do we dine together? Yes?
Speaker 6: We do?
Speaker 5: I love that'st I love family dinner time. The kids
Speaker 5: like the adult children? Do they contribute?
Speaker 12: Yes, yes, a little bit you want?
Speaker 1: And what about Nan? Is Nan just loving having all
Speaker 1: the family around all the time.
Speaker 13: Yes, he does, he does. But she's my mother. She
Speaker 13: drives me absolutely nuts.
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it.
Speaker 5: There's something about daughters. And then when we get to
Speaker 5: a certain age as well, mothers love their sons.
Speaker 1: Mothers and daughters though.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's the thing though, all these calls you hear
Speaker 4: the families all get along really well?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Do you always all get along really well? Crystal?
Speaker 2: No, let's get out of the phone, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Melbourne, let's do it. It's Brook from South Morange
Speaker 5: this morning. Good morning, brook.
Speaker 6: Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: Hey girl, all.
Speaker 1: Right, if you win five thousand dollars today, what would
Speaker 1: you do with it?
Speaker 12: I think I put it towards my best friend's wedding
Speaker 12: next year. She's getting married in Hawaii.
Speaker 2: I love the destination wedding.
Speaker 5: I'd love Hawaii. I haven't mean to Hawaii for a very,
Speaker 5: very long time. I feel like Hawaii would be up
Speaker 5: your alley with kids.
Speaker 4: Have they got the cheesecake factory there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would do.
Speaker 1: All right, Brook, I believe this morning.
Speaker 5: You've been off for three questions and you want to
Speaker 5: play for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Good luck, Brookie, this is gettable five thousand dollars. I
Speaker 2: don't want to rattle you, but what fot team to
Speaker 2: go for?
Speaker 1: Sorry Calson, Okay, what sort of a dig was that?
Speaker 4: I just Clint's got me into it. I'd like rolling
Speaker 4: up the Blues fans.
Speaker 2: You're right, I don't know what you're talking about. I
Speaker 2: never do that. I'm a very fair supporter. Oh god,
Speaker 2: I don't like rolling.
Speaker 1: Up other please, and now you're teaching him badly.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 1: It was Stone and Courage.
Speaker 4: That was such a parent voice. And now you're teaching
Speaker 4: you brother. Drop it, stop it, Jason Brook. You're gonna
Speaker 4: hear a question. You'll hear a three to two one.
Speaker 4: You have to answer within that three seconds.
Speaker 1: All right, Yep, don't worry about them, Brooke. Good luck,
Speaker 1: you got it.
Speaker 4: You got it.
Speaker 3: For five thousand dollars, Win was the last Holden made
Speaker 3: in Australia.
Speaker 1: Three No, it was later than that. It was twenty seventeen,
Speaker 1: the end of nine years.
Speaker 2: Of local production just around the corner from us here
Speaker 2: in Port Mellow was it?
Speaker 4: And it was it the what was the factory in Geelong?
Speaker 8: That was the board?
Speaker 1: No, definitely, the last Holden was not made in the Ford.
Speaker 4: Fuck. Congratulations to commodore owners as well. Over the weekend
Speaker 4: it came out it's the number one stolen cart. It's
Speaker 4: it okay, Hey Brooklyn Win to be honest, comedo drivers
Speaker 4: would be happy with that. Hey, tomorrow we will play
Speaker 4: again for five thousand dollars. Better starts with Carlole Holmes
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty six. Visit one of their display homes
Speaker 4: across Melbourne or a Carlole Holmes dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: Andy Lee joined us in minutes.
Speaker 1: Don't go winding out the Carlton supporters.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning Melbourne, welcome he and Monday. Huge weekend
Speaker 4: of footy.
Speaker 1: Massive weekend. I mean my tags they looked good.
Speaker 5: We were way better than I expected, So shout out
Speaker 5: to the mighty tags.
Speaker 4: I was a bit concerned going in against the Bombers
Speaker 4: on Saturday, but nothing to be worried about.
Speaker 2: Well, no, see that last quarter?
Speaker 1: Did you actually watch it?
Speaker 2: I bet you didn't even watch did at the Boundary Hotel?
Speaker 1: Did you watch the whole sea?
Speaker 4: Well not the last quarter?
Speaker 1: What happened in the last time.
Speaker 4: I had to get home my wife Frank Seconet home.
Speaker 1: Well, someone else who loves a footy is our great
Speaker 1: mate Andy Lean.
Speaker 11: Morning, Jason, Lauren. We don't have to a lesser extent, Clint.
Speaker 4: Why what have your names on the thing?
Speaker 2: Please? Please? Yeah, I just know prioritize my that's good.
Speaker 1: The stars of the show.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know if you guys are aware, but
Speaker 4: Andy's getting into politics. He's hanging out with Elbow.
Speaker 8: Yes we are like this, and I'm holding up my
Speaker 8: fingers and.
Speaker 4: Very we'll explain why. On the other side of this
Speaker 4: A ladder Gaga. Oh I didn't ask how the blues
Speaker 4: fantastic thing.
Speaker 2: Just move on, Lady Gaga, gotcha.
Speaker 4: There we go. You're on the air with Jason Lauren
Speaker 4: Clinton as well, and coming up details on our annual
Speaker 4: Mother's Day lunch this year. It's an absolute ripper.
Speaker 2: Mum's gone wild two venues.
Speaker 5: Yes, Andy Lee, we love spoiling the mums of Melbourne
Speaker 5: and this is going to be our best one and
Speaker 5: my mom is just jumping out of his skin with excitement.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 8: What age group of mums is you're yep, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: You can bring your mom good being your mom and
Speaker 1: you don't want your kids there, right, So that's well,
Speaker 1: I no, no, little kid, but like I'm a kid,
Speaker 1: so that sounded fine.
Speaker 4: I think kid, No, you are not a kid. You're
Speaker 4: a You're a woman.
Speaker 2: You're a libel.
Speaker 1: And that is true.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we are liability, I am Yes, I will be
Speaker 2: that with my mom Andie Lee is on the air
Speaker 2: with us this morning.
Speaker 4: The Hundred with Andy Lee returns with the Prime Minister
Speaker 4: facing the nation tomorrow seven thirty or nine and nine now.
Speaker 1: Elbows on the hundred.
Speaker 11: He's only seven called face the Hundred we bring out
Speaker 11: a celebrity, the first thing is we don't introduce them.
Speaker 11: We turned the hundred and how many do you recognize this?
Speaker 11: How many of you recognize this person? Elbow didn't get
Speaker 11: one hundred percent?
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 8: Is there anything more Australian?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: God, do you know what I reckon? People? Though people
Speaker 1: would say no, just to be.
Speaker 8: Like no, we double checked. It's it's I mean, it
Speaker 8: makes it fascinates me.
Speaker 11: That's why your show fascinates me is you always think, oh,
Speaker 11: well everyone should know that, but this person was just
Speaker 11: country person that just was farmer.
Speaker 8: That's all I wanted to do.
Speaker 4: I can tell you the name of the opposition leader.
Speaker 1: There you go like, we also doesn't know the national anthem?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: I just don't know that that verse.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't.
Speaker 2: You bug it up the first anywaysout.
Speaker 11: So Albow on tomorrow face the hundred, he gets asked
Speaker 11: about Trump. So that was fascinating to hear his response
Speaker 11: on that. But the other thing I asked him is like,
Speaker 11: you know, when you don't like a foreign leader, I'm
Speaker 11: not linking that to Trump, So don't contextly when you
Speaker 11: don't like a foreign leader. How good it you're giving
Speaker 11: the fake smile when you for the press have to
Speaker 11: do the handshake.
Speaker 4: I've seen the promo. He's good at doing.
Speaker 2: And don't they all buy each other gifts as well?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you just buy the most repulsive gift.
Speaker 8: For what's that was the most repulsive gift?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't Carlton Jumper, but I mean, don't they
Speaker 2: do it a handover of gifts?
Speaker 1: Remember when he was going to see Donald Trump, were asking.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's actually down at Westfield.
Speaker 5: I don't think it was when Elbow was meeting the
Speaker 5: royal family and the kids and we were like, what
Speaker 5: are you going to take?
Speaker 1: And he took baby little ug boots and.
Speaker 2: Likes a six pack of Elbow Lago or whatever it is,
Speaker 2: but he's not allowed to. Yeah, yeah, he took He
Speaker 2: went to see the home Brew, he went to see
Speaker 2: KOs Darma the Britain, and he took along a six packer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to get it at bloody Old exactly
Speaker 4: Elbow beer.
Speaker 1: I reckon old mates is doing a right elbows larger.
Speaker 4: Speaking of old mates, Clinton and I were talking about
Speaker 4: this in pre drinks because we're on from five point thirty.
Speaker 4: I believe there was a theft that's gone down to
Speaker 4: old mate.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, I can't believe.
Speaker 2: That serious theft as well.
Speaker 11: Yeah, someone stole the Australian Woman's Weekly cookbook front cover
Speaker 11: that we've got frame.
Speaker 4: So they've taken the whole front.
Speaker 11: They've taken the whole frame down the pants, yeah, and
Speaker 11: took up up the jumper and out. And so we said, hey,
Speaker 11: look we've got the person on camera.
Speaker 1: We know who you are.
Speaker 8: We know who you are.
Speaker 11: We don't know who they are because Manhattan's a big city,
Speaker 11: but we've identified the person.
Speaker 8: But we just want it back.
Speaker 11: And we said, look, if it comes back safely, eight
Speaker 11: dollars schooners for the rest of may See.
Speaker 2: I think this is a dangerous It came back this
Speaker 2: morning exactly.
Speaker 4: And what everyone's going to do now go down and
Speaker 4: flog it.
Speaker 8: Feel like we're just going to have theft, right, we
Speaker 8: should have gone the other way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't come back dollars yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11: Something it got return It got returned safely this morning anonymously.
Speaker 11: How was the return just on the doorstep anonymously dropped off?
Speaker 1: They just left it on the doors?
Speaker 2: Goodness?
Speaker 1: Do we know if it was an Australia or American
Speaker 1: it feels like a very Australian thing to do.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want the Women's Weekly Cookbook on my wall in
Speaker 1: my New York World.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Probably, I don't know, but I'll try and get more
Speaker 8: details for you.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 2: What cakes did you get as a kid out of
Speaker 2: the Woman's.
Speaker 4: The cricket pitch?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking about I had the train, the swimming pool,
Speaker 2: the jelly with.
Speaker 1: The jh yeah, that was doing it. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: dark remember the duck with the.
Speaker 4: Two tips from the package?
Speaker 1: All right? Andy talked to us about the hundred because
Speaker 1: I love when you come on and give us.
Speaker 11: In competition between the preview go downe here we go.
Speaker 11: We'll just jump into it. It's all about percents. This
Speaker 11: is about Australians behavior. What percent of a strains have
Speaker 11: been resuscitated?
Speaker 2: Oh, twelve percent?
Speaker 1: That I was going to say four percent.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go eight eight.
Speaker 2: A flyer anyone here? No, no, I haven't been so lucky.
Speaker 11: What percent of A strains have broken up with someone
Speaker 11: after something they saw on their social media, on the.
Speaker 5: Other person's social media or thirty really? Yeah, tricks blow
Speaker 5: up all the time about stuff twenties.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say forty five clean, it's got this one.
Speaker 11: Just four percent, but enough to put it on all
Speaker 11: of Australia, So that includes a seventy year olds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to explain that question of the seventy
Speaker 4: year olds. All right, one more, Okay, here we go,
Speaker 4: Here we go. I've just realized this show could really
Speaker 4: get get you in an argument with your partner you're
Speaker 4: watching together.
Speaker 11: Opinion based question, what percent of Australians feel it's okay
Speaker 11: to tell their partner they find someone else attractive?
Speaker 4: Oh, those silly people. Oh my god. This is like
Speaker 4: the people on at the site where they put the
Speaker 4: photos in the wrong order.
Speaker 1: Oh, it'd be high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as is the best policies.
Speaker 1: Wait, how is it word to say that someone else
Speaker 1: is attractive?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Thirty two, it's sixty Yeah, I would say about fifty
Speaker 2: seventy five, fifty sixty three. You guys split and it's
Speaker 2: all the.
Speaker 1: Tricks, right. We don't mind saying oh he's hot, he's hot,
Speaker 1: but if it's the other way around, you're.
Speaker 4: Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: That's sixty percent all fapals.
Speaker 11: Oh my partner, Beck, she'll just list them. When I
Speaker 11: say what's your leave, She's got a running list seven
Speaker 11: or so, which is not great.
Speaker 4: One day a line of work. You're going to meet him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, one day.
Speaker 8: I said to Beck, if you had to sleep with
Speaker 8: one of my.
Speaker 1: Friends, Now, that's a slippery question, you pick.
Speaker 8: Before I finished the k on picks, she went, Ben
Speaker 8: or Tim.
Speaker 1: I could answer that about your friends too, Andy.
Speaker 4: Lee The one hundred with Andy I returns Prime Minister
Speaker 4: facing the Nation Tomorrow Night's seven thirty or nine and
Speaker 4: nine hours, a bloody great show. Make congratulations. I just
Speaker 4: appreciate it.
Speaker 7: Thanks.
Speaker 4: Then it's twenty five past Aday. This is nova.
Speaker 2: It's just Anottle mulestone.
Speaker 1: Monday.
Speaker 2: Congratulations to your family and friends.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning, no, but welcome my mask go one Monday.
Speaker 4: What are you celebrating? Big or small? What have you
Speaker 4: done for the very first time?
Speaker 1: What was it that you did over the weekend at
Speaker 1: any age, it can be any achievement.
Speaker 2: We've had some rogue ones and we'll clap you in.
Speaker 4: He broke my black T shirt rule and went and
Speaker 4: bought myself a matching track suit which was as.
Speaker 5: Your first matching track suit. Yeah, well, I mean he's
Speaker 5: returning it, but we'll clap him in return.
Speaker 2: I think it looks good.
Speaker 4: No, the feedback has been quiet.
Speaker 2: Well no, I said you should say the Halloween and
Speaker 2: you didn't.
Speaker 1: I think it looks like it's made out of an
Speaker 1: office carpet.
Speaker 2: What are you dressed as?
Speaker 4: That's what I mean.
Speaker 5: The support grab, all the matching track suits you could
Speaker 5: have bought. It was just it was all the things
Speaker 5: you don't like.
Speaker 4: I think there's a video on our socials Jason Lauren
Speaker 4: if you want to have a look. I had a
Speaker 4: disaster though. Macy, who works in the office, just tried
Speaker 4: it on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tag came, oh no, well you're keeping it. It's
Speaker 2: a real thick setup. It looks like you've been to
Speaker 2: carpet court.
Speaker 1: Look like it's made from cold.
Speaker 2: Carpet called the experts in there.
Speaker 5: It's a co lab without a dass and it's not
Speaker 5: a colab, it's a co lab carpet corn.
Speaker 4: Michelle, good morning.
Speaker 6: Hi, here you going, Michelle.
Speaker 1: What did you do for the first time over the
Speaker 1: weekend or in the last week.
Speaker 6: I'm meal prepped for the first time, laughing in I.
Speaker 1: Talk about doing that every weekend and I'm yet to
Speaker 1: do it. What's your prep?
Speaker 6: I made a whole range of things. Actually, I did
Speaker 6: a bit of meals with chicken, snifful veggies and a
Speaker 6: range of keen wha or mashed potato. Yeah it's really good.
Speaker 6: And yeah it made some potatoes and fxages.
Speaker 1: Just for you or for the whole fan for me
Speaker 1: and my kids. Yeah, well done, Michelle. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: a cruisy week because.
Speaker 4: You love that. By Wednesday, I look at all this topic,
Speaker 4: look at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. Admired people who can meal prep.
Speaker 2: So do I. Hey, good morning to you Miller. Hi,
Speaker 2: how are you this morning?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Excellent? What did you do at the weekend that
Speaker 2: we want to celebrate today?
Speaker 6: On Milestone Monday, I played my first footing game for
Speaker 6: the surf Stuns, and I know I scored my first goal?
Speaker 5: Yeah, shout out to the Surf Coast I thought, she said,
Speaker 5: Gold Coast Sons.
Speaker 2: How good Miller? Did you play well?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did your team win? Hi?
Speaker 4: Yeah it was sixty nine to thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah Miller, good job, well done.
Speaker 4: All right's go to Doncaster Felix. How old are you?
Speaker 13: I'm nine.
Speaker 4: All right, buddy, And what did you do for the
Speaker 4: very first time?
Speaker 9: I got a new peev for five k at the
Speaker 9: ball at marathon?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yes, what did you? What did you run it in?
Speaker 4: What's your PEB?
Speaker 13: Twenty two minutes?
Speaker 2: Hang on?
Speaker 1: You rang the beller at marathon and won a TV.
Speaker 4: Five the five k and PB personal bit.
Speaker 1: I thought he got a five k TV.
Speaker 2: No, which is acty good?
Speaker 1: Winning the bell at marathon?
Speaker 2: No, no, Felix, well done, well done, well done, enjoy
Speaker 2: the TV so confused?
Speaker 1: God, that's what they're doing to make kids.
Speaker 4: You lit up like a Christmas ever ready to CUTV?
Speaker 1: He won it from winning the marathon? Amy, Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning? What is your milestone? Monday?
Speaker 13: I changed the naphew for the first time on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Was it one of your your children's or the frame?
Speaker 12: No, it was my niece and nephew.
Speaker 1: And how old is the child?
Speaker 12: The nappy I changed just undertwo?
Speaker 2: So solid it was a little bit. Yes, right, just
Speaker 2: need a lot of those wet waits, don't in the shower?
Speaker 4: Did you change your niece's nappies?
Speaker 1: Not really? No, I don't like it.
Speaker 4: What do you mean not really?
Speaker 2: What do you get halfway.
Speaker 4: Just let her run new.
Speaker 5: I'm like, drop her over, but when she's freshly changed,
Speaker 5: and what you give her that soiled?
Speaker 1: I don't have her for long enough.
Speaker 4: But what about it.
Speaker 1: I'll take her to the police station or something.
Speaker 4: Someone police. You got Jason Lauren Clint's here as well.
Speaker 2: It's back. Celebrate Mother's Day at Crown Melbourne with unforgettable
Speaker 2: dining and experiences.
Speaker 1: And your mother and your mother you mean Jason Lauren's
Speaker 1: Mother's Day lunch?
Speaker 4: What about favorite days of the year and your Mother's
Speaker 4: Day lunch. We had some crackers over the years with
Speaker 4: line performers.
Speaker 1: But this one I'm very excited about.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 5: We love spoiling our moms, and perhaps you know a
Speaker 5: mom that deserves to be spoilt. Thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 5: is our number. Now listen to what we have in
Speaker 5: store for the mums.
Speaker 1: Go on Melbourne our favorite restaurant, No Boo. We are
Speaker 1: hosting you at No Boo. Now.
Speaker 5: Crown has so many amazing restaurants and we can celebrate
Speaker 5: Mother's Day out.
Speaker 1: I'd be jumping onto.
Speaker 5: Their website and looking well ahead if I was you.
Speaker 5: But we will be hosting you at No Boo for lunch.
Speaker 4: Sorry, did you say black cod?
Speaker 2: We said black We said week.
Speaker 1: If you've never had it before, you'll be having it
Speaker 1: on us.
Speaker 2: We made sure it was on the men. It's on
Speaker 2: the menu.
Speaker 5: Yes, So we want to write you and your mom
Speaker 5: or you and a mother you'd like to celebrate to
Speaker 5: Noboo and then after lunch we'll be heading over to
Speaker 5: Village Cinemas of Crowns.
Speaker 1: Lux Gold Class for a private screening of the Devilwares
Speaker 1: product to which I am dying.
Speaker 4: So here's to go. We'll have a couple of coffee teas,
Speaker 4: been lunch at No Boo like he will continue browdy
Speaker 4: Hen's party. We will cruise line. We should do.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: I shan't be doing that. I shan't be in the front.
Speaker 1: You can knock yourselves out.
Speaker 4: We'll put in the middle of the line. You can
Speaker 4: have your hands.
Speaker 1: We will be shiitting down to see the Devil Wears
Speaker 1: prior to in Gold Class. How good. It doesn't get
Speaker 1: much better than that.
Speaker 4: You can experience Devil Wears prior to in Gold Class
Speaker 4: book at Village Cinemas dot com dot Au It's most
Speaker 4: anticipated movie this year.
Speaker 2: Your own private.
Speaker 4: Screening and as I was mentioned, drinks continue.
Speaker 2: We'll get a.
Speaker 5: Top a bit of a cocktail at the movie and
Speaker 5: thirteen twenty fourteen, if you want to bring your mum
Speaker 5: to Noble and then to Devil Wears Pritor to on us.
Speaker 1: Now to Friday before Mother's Day, the eight.
Speaker 2: I believe, Yeah, so right, yeah eight, so confident.
Speaker 1: So confident. Whatever the Friday is before the Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: Cannot buy a ticket to this event. It is very exclusive.
Speaker 4: The only way to get in is to win.
Speaker 5: And then laws, let's go to Jasmine. Good morning, Good morning, Jasmine.
Speaker 5: Would you like to come along to our Mother's Day lunch?
Speaker 5: And who would you like to bring?
Speaker 6: I'm going to cry.
Speaker 1: It's my mom.
Speaker 12: She literally does everything for us. She's a single mom
Speaker 12: of five, she's got two grandkids, and her whole.
Speaker 2: Life stops just for us.
Speaker 12: So I really want to take her.
Speaker 13: And we've never won anything, so yeah, I'm just hopefully
Speaker 13: I've won this and I can take my mom with
Speaker 13: me and you can send the day together.
Speaker 1: What's mom's name, Jasmine.
Speaker 13: Her name's fay Faye.
Speaker 1: Will you and say are going to be joining us?
Speaker 1: You know, thank you so much, You're so welcome. She
Speaker 1: sounds like a wonderful mom.
Speaker 9: She's amazing.
Speaker 8: She's amazing.
Speaker 4: Day.
Speaker 2: Do you like a common tale, you might see a
Speaker 2: very different side of mum. I want to give you
Speaker 2: a hug. So beautiful, beautiful words, and that just goes
Speaker 2: to show what mums mean to us.
Speaker 1: Ault.
Speaker 4: Yes, Judgment, you have the first invite. You are coming along.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much, Thank you.
Speaker 1: We can't wait to meet you. Now you're one of
Speaker 1: five kids. You're going to be the golden child. Move
Speaker 1: over siblings, judsmine's got it.
Speaker 8: In the bag.
Speaker 2: Like a party, she does.
Speaker 13: She does love a party.
Speaker 4: You can sit next to Clinton the movie. Then, hey, julemen,
Speaker 4: we will see in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 6: All right, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: We see then, no worries. That's right. Lunch is on us.
Speaker 4: We're going to be at Nobu and then we cruise
Speaker 4: through and check out The Devil Wears prior to too.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: And there's more surprises as well. Oh there is wait
Speaker 2: wait for the day.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a RiPP up.
Speaker 5: Now there is a chance to win every day for
Speaker 5: the next two weeks, So make sure you're listening because
Speaker 5: it'll be all different times.
Speaker 1: Throughout the show. Give us a call and you can
Speaker 1: be with your mum or a mum.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: It's our and your Mother's Day lunch and it is
Speaker 4: back but twenty twenty six here on Novar that is it?
Speaker 4: Are we are getting out of here? The lovely Melchresina
Speaker 4: is in next. That's a fun show.
Speaker 5: Thanks showing the phones rang off the hook for Mother's Day.
Speaker 5: If you missed out, make sure you stay tuned tomorrow
Speaker 5: because we've got more tickets to give away to our
Speaker 5: Mother'sday lunch and it's going to be a special one.
Speaker 4: I'll school pickup's always fun that day. I'll be on
Speaker 4: pick up, Judy because the wife will be off on
Speaker 4: the Mother's Day line.
Speaker 1: Give us lots of school Mother's Day lunches.
Speaker 4: Oh you all the dads are lined up with the
Speaker 4: look of fear of what's going to come home.
Speaker 2: Seeing a roll from ours to school pick up.
Speaker 4: Which is normally what I do. Yeah, and then and
Speaker 4: then mum normally comes in bit steamed at about nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: Let her do whatever she wants.
Speaker 4: She can do what she wants.
Speaker 2: Push to judge, No, it's sounded very much.
Speaker 1: No gets down to judge.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, it's her day.
Speaker 4: No, don't do this. Last year she sent me a
Speaker 4: textai on about to come home, and I was texting
Speaker 4: her friends Kiri and Tasha and keep her out, keep
Speaker 4: her out.
Speaker 1: You don't want to, don't want to, can't.
Speaker 4: Thank you for being.
Speaker 1: You walked yourself right into that.
Speaker 4: I want her to stay out as long as she wants.
Speaker 1: She wanted to come home and you said, text her,
Speaker 1: you text stay out, just stay out. I want to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when she's steamed, as you said, after the Mother's Day, loved, she.
Speaker 2: Comes steaming in?
Speaker 4: What are you doing here?
Speaker 2: I told you to stay out?
Speaker 1: Got it's mother's day?
Speaker 2: Let her leave a little boy friends, let me down?
Speaker 4: That's place to keep her out?
Speaker 1: And what have you got planned for the Sunday for
Speaker 1: Mother's Day? Oh?
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 2: She could be listening steam you tea that you said it.
Speaker 1: We're quoting. They had direct.
Speaker 4: Quotes out of context. Now I feel how the politicians feel.
Speaker 5: Don't compare yourself to a politician.
Speaker 2: All right, cheesy, beacrat politicians.
Speaker 4: I'd be done.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't do anything he says, so he probably fits right.
Speaker 4: Invite all right, that is it belch sne is the
Speaker 4: next we will see tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow more on the show, more Invites.
Speaker 4: And Your Mother's Day Lunch, and the five K question
Speaker 4: is back. We'll see that.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, Thank you, Jason, Lauren Lauren wake up feeling
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