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Speaker 1: And with her with Kate Ritchie podcast. Let's talk about

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Speaker 1: a strange attack that happened last night at my place.

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Speaker 1: I was sitting there watching Sas on the couch and

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he misses on the balcony starts screaming.

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Speaker 1: I ran out and she had no top on. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on. The weird thing was

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Speaker 1: too our neighbors are doing some reno's at the moment.

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Speaker 1: They've cut down every tree in the backyard.

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Speaker 2: So do they have a permit for that?

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Speaker 1: They did have a permit.

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Speaker 2: They poisoned them first and then cut them down, or

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Speaker 2: just cut.

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Speaker 1: Them down, cut down correctly, in accordance with council regulations.

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Speaker 1: In Rose Bay regular the tree protection zone out the

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Speaker 1: front has been put up, with the trees down the back,

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Speaker 1: which were obviously not all that significant, were cut down.

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Speaker 1: Landscaping taking place. But because of that, it's exposed all

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Speaker 1: these other houses so you can see straight into our

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Speaker 1: balcony where Lisa was last night, and that's why I

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Speaker 1: think it was even more confronting for her to be

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Speaker 1: standing there with no top on, waving at the neighbors.

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Speaker 1: She was jumping around to herd the screams, and I

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Speaker 1: couldn't work out what had gone on. She was going

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Speaker 1: away today, so she was trying to get things ready

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Speaker 1: for me because I become the sole parent, and therefore

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Speaker 1: I have to have everything in order sole parent. She

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Speaker 1: sends me notes and stuff, and the lazagnias in the

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Speaker 1: fridge one hundred and eighty, you know, turn it up

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Speaker 1: to twenty for twenty minuts, do the lunch boxes. And

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Speaker 1: that is why she was topless out on the balcony

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Speaker 1: or no, that was just in preparation for her going away.

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Speaker 2: Can you not do it on your own?

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Speaker 1: I could put it together, but she likes to guide

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Speaker 1: a little bit, and I'm happy with that guidance. It's

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Speaker 1: called teamwork.

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Speaker 2: But what about when she leaves you one day, you'll

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Speaker 2: have to do it on your own.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll struggle with that then. I mean, I invited

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Speaker 1: you out for dinner tomorrow night because she won't be here,

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Speaker 1: so I've obviously planning replacements. Really, he said, I won't

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Speaker 1: be my number.

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Speaker 2: To think.

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Speaker 1: Learning French? So did she not have a French?

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Speaker 2: And mum's having an operation and I think my nan died.

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Speaker 1: Got Newcastle disease, So you've you've got the busiest Wednesday

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I know, all of a sudden.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. Anyway, So she's gone out to the

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Speaker 1: balcony and she was getting the kid's sports shoes ready.

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Speaker 1: So she's washed because we're in the country on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: She's washed the kids sneakers. They're now sitting out on

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Speaker 1: the balcony. What's happened was she went to bring the

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Speaker 1: sneakers inside, Like, I'm so angry. I don't have footage

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Speaker 1: of this. I've only got the after footage. She's picked

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Speaker 1: up one of the sneakers. A frog.

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Speaker 3: What of a lie?

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Speaker 1: A frog has jumped from her sneaker down the v

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Speaker 1: in her top and landed on her chest because you

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Speaker 1: would have thought it was a spider initially. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: at this stage she's got a top on. The frog

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Speaker 1: launches from the sneaker down her top so very quickly,

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Speaker 1: like you would if you had a spider that just

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Speaker 1: appeared down your top. You rip your top off, anything

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Speaker 1: you can do to get away from whatever that was

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Speaker 1: that went down my top.

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Speaker 3: Did you say to her, you'll find it. It's not

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Speaker 3: as good as Kat's newcastle. Joe could curb the frog.

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Speaker 3: Does he get Richie? Yeah he does?

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Speaker 1: Does that? Come on Rainbow now? Connection together? You're the best?

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Speaker 2: Can I say something though?

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Speaker 1: Jump down at top like if a frog and.

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Speaker 2: No disrespect to Lisa, if a frog jumps from a

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Speaker 2: shoe into your shirt, do you rip your shirt off?

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Speaker 2: If you don't think frogs are frightening? I mean, I've

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Speaker 2: had spiders living in my bathroom. We had a big

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Speaker 2: guntsman last week. Can he live there for about four

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Speaker 2: days now? I think they've had babies and I just

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Speaker 2: leave them there. Can't get rid of spiders or things

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 1: You're not focusing on the job you're doing, and you're

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Speaker 1: just bringing in some shoes and all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: to as surprise to you, frog launchers from a shoe

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Speaker 1: and goes down your top. Are you suggesting she was

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Speaker 1: trying to showcase from for the neighbors.

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Speaker 2: No, I just think she's probably not used to having

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Speaker 2: anything down top for a long time.

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Speaker 1: Frog hands love It would freak you out, Okay if

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Speaker 1: you didn't know what she would freak out. Tom Commercial Radio,

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Speaker 1: go griber frogs set up with I could have.

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Speaker 2: Frogs crawl all over me and at what about not

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Speaker 2: cane toe. I've met a few of those over there.

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Speaker 2: Are you