Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourn.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Be great.
Speaker 4: This is Jason Laurenn.
Speaker 2: No, you're one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody. Welcome you Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Morning morning, Stello.
Speaker 1: How good to Tuesday? When we're halfway through the week.
Speaker 3: I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know, someone said to me this morning. Halfway
Speaker 1: through the week already, Yes we are.
Speaker 3: Can we do a little Thursday post show fiesta?
Speaker 1: No, because it's a long weekend and I'm hitting the
Speaker 1: road at ten thirty.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll do fiesta.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is the team free on Thursday for a little Easter fiesta?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I'll do a fiesta, but it won't
Speaker 1: be with you guys.
Speaker 3: Do you want us to set a phone up at
Speaker 3: the end of the table next FaceTime iPad?
Speaker 5: So I feel like I'm right there the landscape.
Speaker 1: What are you doing these?
Speaker 3: No? No, we're just I'm thinking about taking How do
Speaker 3: your away from the night on a lad's fishing trip?
Speaker 2: Good Friday? You can only eat white meat?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's the reason.
Speaker 2: To catch something for your dinner, and that the.
Speaker 3: Wind isn't too bad and rye so yeah, might head
Speaker 3: down there for a little lad's fishing trip.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it'll be quiet down there over Easter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's been sarcastic, isn't she. I think I could
Speaker 3: sense it a little bit of sarcast I haven't looked
Speaker 3: at a com yet.
Speaker 5: You, Jason, what you're going to try and get accommodation
Speaker 5: on the peninsula over easter or just which is in
Speaker 5: two days?
Speaker 2: You just set up a tent.
Speaker 3: It can be no, like I'll just get like a I'm.
Speaker 1: Sure I don't. I actually know.
Speaker 5: I don't think there will be on all the camp
Speaker 5: sites people. Well, he can't plug his hair straightener in
Speaker 5: a tent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, she's up too much power, got to set
Speaker 3: up the solar panel.
Speaker 1: And also honey would come with all kinds of accessories charge.
Speaker 3: Hey did I hear Elton John?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Seventy seven today? Happy birthday, rocketman, my Elton. You're Elton.
Speaker 3: Do you remember when we got Youlton?
Speaker 2: That was it was a highlight.
Speaker 1: Were my birthday? Not Elton?
Speaker 3: We organized Elton John for Lauren's birthday. However, it was
Speaker 3: an Elton John impersonator.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't even an impersonator. It was a tribute band.
Speaker 2: Oh, a tribute band is like.
Speaker 1: Just a random singing Elton John songs.
Speaker 3: It's like he's not even doing the voice.
Speaker 1: She needs to do the voice Felton Ron.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hello, I'm Steve. Hello, Steve.
Speaker 2: Well, he's the glasses. I think that was about it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't even think he was.
Speaker 5: I think you guys literally just booked a guy that
Speaker 5: plays in and Elton John tribute.
Speaker 2: We found him in the canteen.
Speaker 3: Put that in for eight ten. Hey, we have a
Speaker 3: huge show coming up today, five thousand dollars up for
Speaker 3: grabs at eight o'clock the morning, Big day in the
Speaker 3: world of AFL.
Speaker 6: Clint Peter Wright from the Essendon Footy Club is heading
Speaker 6: to the tribunal tonight. He could cop four, five, six,
Speaker 6: maybe seven matches? Who knows off the ball hit?
Speaker 1: What does your gut say on that?
Speaker 2: Probably four?
Speaker 1: And do you think that's the right.
Speaker 2: To say about right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but some calls he should have been sent off
Speaker 6: with a red card.
Speaker 2: Should we introduce a red card in footy?
Speaker 1: That's what this debate is about.
Speaker 3: Question question. As a new fan of the af yes,
Speaker 3: coming from a rugby league background where we have the
Speaker 3: sin bin, is there no sin.
Speaker 2: Well, there is in the amateur in some amateur leagues.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy. It's crazy that we don't have that.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what the debate is about currently.
Speaker 3: Well we're at it. Can I table the whole like drawing?
Speaker 2: What else do you want to bring in?
Speaker 3: I want to get rid of the draw.
Speaker 1: No, I love to draw.
Speaker 3: Draw. They fly all the way to Bloody Perth. They
Speaker 3: will do a game against West Coast. There could be
Speaker 3: a draw and they fly back.
Speaker 2: That's because West Coast is absolutely shocking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you still get two points.
Speaker 3: But what about Allans? I paid money to go there.
Speaker 2: You know he's not inside.
Speaker 1: Well, it's better than going and seeing your team lose.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Yeah, there's no songs played, Siren.
Speaker 1: Would you like a mash up?
Speaker 2: I want a mash version of the two.
Speaker 1: DJ scutter out there to remix.
Speaker 3: All right, should we get into it?
Speaker 5: Let's do it? Okay, if you play Elton John all day,
Speaker 5: given that it's.
Speaker 6: We're going to do the mash up where the Eagles
Speaker 6: it's a grand old flag, that's what.
Speaker 3: What's your song of choice?
Speaker 1: Well, let's do that.
Speaker 5: We do a Leper or something, or Brittany or do
Speaker 5: we want a classic?
Speaker 3: I think we're going to do it. We're going to
Speaker 3: get in trouble with the music. We should go holdoo,
Speaker 3: rocket man. What's one of these.
Speaker 2: Quite a cattle?
Speaker 1: Do Brittany or do a leaper?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Cold cold Heart is a banger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd like to request a song that.
Speaker 3: You're talking amongst yourself.
Speaker 1: It's eton the cattle.
Speaker 3: Clint is a cold cold heart or just cold heart?
Speaker 1: You are you just typing?
Speaker 3: Elton?
Speaker 7: John?
Speaker 3: Okay, alright, oh thank you, all right.
Speaker 5: Okay, someone's put it on the computer for you because
Speaker 5: you're NUFFI.
Speaker 3: That is true. They have look at that.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Elton.
Speaker 1: I know you're listening, Elton. I love it.
Speaker 3: Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 8: You mother.
Speaker 1: Thing wrong.
Speaker 3: We've had a health scare in the Hawkins family.
Speaker 2: Immediate family, one of the boys a family.
Speaker 3: My mum's sisters are step removed.
Speaker 1: Your mum's sisters.
Speaker 3: Now everyone's okay, everyone's fine, so I can talk about it.
Speaker 3: A little situation over the last week that I got
Speaker 3: myself in hot water. One of my sisters. I've got
Speaker 3: three other sisters and we've got a good group chat.
Speaker 3: And she sent out a message just informing that one
Speaker 3: of our aunties had passed out and was rushed to hospital,
Speaker 3: Oh dear, and that they were doing tests and she
Speaker 3: was awaiting test results.
Speaker 1: How old, Auntie Hawkins?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Seventies?
Speaker 3: You know how like when you're younger, you look at
Speaker 3: old people and they just look really old. So like
Speaker 3: for me, I guess she'd be like one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's probably forty two.
Speaker 1: Younger than our kids. Look at us exactly.
Speaker 3: We're dust I guess like seventies, seventies.
Speaker 1: Sick with that? Sorry, I asked, No.
Speaker 3: One Auntie I still talk to the other Auntie. We don't.
Speaker 1: Oh, the whole family does not, just because.
Speaker 3: Of family politics. Good the wheel. I don't think i'll see.
Speaker 1: A scent which Auntie fainted, the one you talk to,
Speaker 1: the one you don't.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the situation.
Speaker 1: Oh, you've got your aunties muddled up.
Speaker 3: I've read it as the auntie I speak to the
Speaker 3: one I love. So I sent her a text. Oops,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry to hear about your health. And I
Speaker 3: really hope the test results come back okay and you
Speaker 3: bounce back. We are all thinking of you down here
Speaker 3: in Melbourne and sending love great, good, that's lovely jas
Speaker 3: thank you. When I got the response, what test results?
Speaker 3: Is there something about my health? Everyone is keeping from me?
Speaker 3: Who have you been talking to? Can you please call
Speaker 3: me straight away?
Speaker 1: Oopsies? Did you call it?
Speaker 3: WHOA? I called my sister and said, what's the going
Speaker 3: She doesn't realize that she's not well, And they said
Speaker 3: that's because you've messaged.
Speaker 5: The wrong auntie. So then did you break the ass
Speaker 5: with the auntie?
Speaker 1: You don't talk to her? If you continued not to
Speaker 1: talk to you, No, I've continued sender get well message.
Speaker 3: I don't want to come out of the woodwork.
Speaker 9: Like, hey, guess but someone talks to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: someone's checking keen family member, isn't there. I was like,
Speaker 9: feel free to copy and paste my message A lot
Speaker 9: of thought when it just went to the wrong person.
Speaker 9: But the auntie I do talk to, the poor thing
Speaker 9: thought all her kids were just keeping it from her.
Speaker 1: Oh shame.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, you're fine.
Speaker 1: You know now she thinks she's going mad. Poor love.
Speaker 1: Potentially hundreds do you.
Speaker 2: Know what they do and like at shady plants?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And this is a big thing that
Speaker 3: a lot of old people do have you heard about
Speaker 3: the Westfield walks.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they get on a minibus and then they what no, no, no.
Speaker 3: In Brisbane because it's so hot up there where my
Speaker 3: family live. They all the oldies all go down to
Speaker 3: Westfield and they go walking around the shopping center.
Speaker 2: Their condition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from like six thirty in the morning. They come
Speaker 3: collapse at the food court.
Speaker 1: But they do it before the things open. All the
Speaker 1: things open, so it's like an organized thing.
Speaker 3: Organizing the shopping centers open, but not the shops. Yeah,
Speaker 3: not even no. They will pass, Suzanne. They're like, I'll
Speaker 3: have to come back when it opens.
Speaker 5: It's a bit of windows shopping. Yeah, it sucks them
Speaker 5: in yep, gets their sweet sweet pension coin.
Speaker 1: When they've got time to come back.
Speaker 3: They put on their new balance and off they go
Speaker 3: down the Westfield.
Speaker 2: How do we use so.
Speaker 1: I can see you down? Their power walking with the oldies?
Speaker 1: Well with the airs, Hey guys.
Speaker 5: A woman in Victoria's northwest has pleaded guilty to stealing
Speaker 5: more than one million dollars from her employee employer. Now
Speaker 5: imagine if you were to siphon a million dollars out
Speaker 5: of a business just over a couple of years.
Speaker 1: What would you do with the cash.
Speaker 2: You've got to clear it out. So yeah, as soon
Speaker 2: as you've got to put.
Speaker 6: It somewhere else, like crypto or something, you'd go crypto,
Speaker 6: break it up with some put in your tab account.
Speaker 3: Can you hold on from there?
Speaker 2: You've got you've got to chuck it.
Speaker 3: You go to the cash anywhere but your internet bank,
Speaker 3: get it in chips and then cash it in the
Speaker 3: different can.
Speaker 2: Is basically clean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just give it a little wash and wash and
Speaker 3: bought a boat potentially this.
Speaker 1: Before you do have a boat. Just spend a bit
Speaker 1: of time with the cast.
Speaker 3: Back to the story, Laura, you.
Speaker 1: Didn't happen to work at this mushroom place, did you know?
Speaker 3: Mushrooms or mushrooms?
Speaker 1: It's another mushroom saga, I know.
Speaker 5: And if you were going to take the million dollars
Speaker 5: for business and you were going to end up in jail,
Speaker 5: you'd want it to be worth what you spent the
Speaker 5: money on.
Speaker 1: Well, this woman has spent more.
Speaker 5: Than one hundred and eighty thousand dollars on Candy Crush,
Speaker 5: the game the game Candy Crush.
Speaker 1: She took the cash and spent it on Candy Crush.
Speaker 3: The inn app purchases will get you.
Speaker 2: I've got a question question I've never played before.
Speaker 1: Candy Crush. It's good.
Speaker 2: Do you win money?
Speaker 3: Is it tetris v tetris meat spelling sort of?
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a full board of candies and
Speaker 1: you move.
Speaker 5: You can move one at a time, and when you
Speaker 5: get a roll four or five, they disappear, but new ones.
Speaker 2: Are you winning money?
Speaker 1: No, but you can buy new lives so you can
Speaker 1: be purchases, so it's not gambling. I don't think you
Speaker 1: can't win it back once it's gone. It's gone.
Speaker 3: A lot of the kids games these days that they're
Speaker 3: downloading on phones and stuff, like they're free, but maybe
Speaker 3: the inner purchases they run up quite a one.
Speaker 1: Hundred and eighty dollars to my extra lives.
Speaker 5: I used to play Carndy Crush on planes, like Try
Speaker 5: Andrew Crush when sitting on planes, and it is quite
Speaker 5: ASMERIZI like you find yourself. You're like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: I've been doing this for hours and then you run
Speaker 5: out of lives. And someone taught me that you just change.
Speaker 5: You just change in your iPhone settings the date to
Speaker 5: move it forward to day and Candy Crush thinks if
Speaker 5: I did twenty fo hours, you get to your lives back.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll get that message to the mushroomsh She just
Speaker 1: needed to change the date. That's pretty clever.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she wants to be referred to
Speaker 3: as the mushroom woman.
Speaker 2: No, she's not a current case.
Speaker 1: Very different.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Crush not Candy.
Speaker 1: So was she like the kids get into.
Speaker 2: Trouble, any secretary or something. No, she was just so
Speaker 2: was she getting her hands on the money with.
Speaker 3: A situation at a unnamed bowls club.
Speaker 2: Where people were reciphoning?
Speaker 3: Yeah, taking a bit of coin for themselves really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the till from the till and when they were cashing
Speaker 3: out the Pokey's at the end of the night. I'll
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: Do you cash out pokeys at the end of the.
Speaker 3: Night, I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've seen him clean out and cleaning out the tab
Speaker 3: machines as well. It's always the sign of when they
Speaker 3: flash the lights to clean out the tab machines. It's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I get the hint.
Speaker 1: I'm going that's like the new age putting the chairs
Speaker 1: on the tables and start vacuuming around.
Speaker 3: It happens to me all the time exactly, lights are on,
Speaker 3: we're clearing out the tab machines. But yeah, I've been
Speaker 3: in a situation where I've checked the old bank statement
Speaker 3: and I've seen that the kids have run up quite
Speaker 3: a hefty bill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kids get into trouble with it, don't they.
Speaker 5: But they need face I d my friend's kid was
Speaker 5: playing on my phone the other day and he came
Speaker 5: over to me and said, let's take a selfie. And
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, on my phone way and I
Speaker 5: didn't realize he was just doing face ID and he
Speaker 5: got me and off he ran to buy some purpose
Speaker 5: of somebody I didn't have hundreds of thousands question.
Speaker 3: FaceTime work on the dead.
Speaker 2: I said, so, yeah, are you sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to hold back their eyes.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's been some terrible of people using
Speaker 1: ye to open people.
Speaker 2: You thinking of some sort of weekend at Bernie's style?
Speaker 3: Why can crushes on me you ask that question?
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, he's got his body.
Speaker 1: I know, he said he's at his old wasn't well before.
Speaker 2: She's just teetering on the edge to get in touch
Speaker 2: with her.
Speaker 3: I'm a celebrity. To get me out of here is
Speaker 3: back on ten.
Speaker 5: It's such a funny show because it's one of those
Speaker 5: shows where you feel like you know these celebs or
Speaker 5: no of them, and then they get in the jungle
Speaker 5: and it's a bit aughts and all, and you learn
Speaker 5: all these weird, kooky things about them that you never
Speaker 5: would have learnt.
Speaker 3: When it comes to the trials, though. The kids laugh
Speaker 3: watching like the trial parts.
Speaker 1: Of the show where everyone eats like bulls testicles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's throw them off a cliff and eat a
Speaker 3: buddy coush long cow.
Speaker 1: They literally do make them eat coush long Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Who's who are you liking this year?
Speaker 1: Peter Deakos diss.
Speaker 3: P my pit um. The other one's not bad.
Speaker 1: Michelle Bridges ch Yes is the comedian Stephen.
Speaker 3: Soon.
Speaker 1: He's funny. I don't think you'll last very long night.
Speaker 3: No last night. Frankie Munai is a little Malcolm in
Speaker 3: the Middle growing up. He was on the show last
Speaker 3: night and dropped this bombshell and left everyone for six.
Speaker 1: I've never had a tomato?
Speaker 3: God, why do you not have them in America? We
Speaker 3: don't like that. I've never tried. I like catch up?
Speaker 2: How old you?
Speaker 3: Sorry? You've never had tomato had a strawberry. I've never
Speaker 3: had a tomato.
Speaker 2: Strawberries.
Speaker 5: There's many things to ump package, isn't there the genius
Speaker 5: who said don't you have tomatoes in America?
Speaker 3: I don't know who it was screaming at the end,
Speaker 3: but they need to be sedated.
Speaker 1: Who said out there no tomatoes?
Speaker 3: They really meant it. Listen, I've never had it to
Speaker 3: meet it? Why do you not have them in America?
Speaker 2: Who's that you don't have them America?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of accents going on there, so who's
Speaker 1: that the British bloke? Does anyone know your favorite?
Speaker 2: Callum Holt?
Speaker 1: That's a google job?
Speaker 2: Hang on, don't you currently gogling.
Speaker 1: Because that's the dumbest thing. Sorry, it's Callum whole h
Speaker 1: O l E.
Speaker 2: That helped and he is We're not sure.
Speaker 1: Islander on season four of Love Islands.
Speaker 2: Right, he's got abs for days.
Speaker 3: Well, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Don't you have tomatoes in America?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 6: I there's a People also ask what does Calum hol
Speaker 6: do for a living? And he works as a pool
Speaker 6: boy at a top Brisbane hotel.
Speaker 1: Why has he got an English accent originating from the UK?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: That's odd though, never eating a tomato or story?
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I only just tried recently?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: And you know me when I try something that's it
Speaker 3: like I'm all in?
Speaker 1: You love it or you're hated like your Misa egg.
Speaker 3: Plants egg plant food. We don't only go to restaurants
Speaker 3: that's saved Mesa egg plants.
Speaker 1: On our first day here, he sent me a photo
Speaker 1: of a restaurant downstairs and he goes what I found?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, Like it's a new job. How exciting? No?
Speaker 1: Not interested in the job at Nova Mesa egg plants
Speaker 1: served in the cafe downstairs?
Speaker 3: Delicious little cats?
Speaker 1: What have you just tried?
Speaker 3: Cheese and crackers on a plate? What? Like I've never
Speaker 3: eaten cold cheese.
Speaker 1: I've only eaten When do you have hot cheese? What
Speaker 1: are you doing?
Speaker 3: Like melted cheese? Like like I need it?
Speaker 2: So you're more a fonded guy fonded?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh in the Swiss? Have you had cheese?
Speaker 3: Fonder likes? J thirty the ones like there was nothing
Speaker 3: else on the planks, and yes I was, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: all right, I'll try this. And it was like little
Speaker 3: squares of chin and I've never had like cold cheese.
Speaker 3: This is going to be big for me.
Speaker 1: Even your wife, like put on a cheese board when
Speaker 1: you have never touched it.
Speaker 2: I'm walking around with the block of cheese just.
Speaker 1: Having Is it true you also have never had a strawberry?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't eat strawberries. I've had a strawberry milkshake.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: About strawberry conserve on your.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had a strawberry like strawberry jam, strawberry.
Speaker 1: Jam, but you never at a full strawberry. I'm just
Speaker 1: don't they have them in Bayside.
Speaker 2: To have over? You have some strawberries on top, you know,
Speaker 2: I just eat the.
Speaker 1: Brang Do you pick off the alays like a five
Speaker 1: year old?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Jason, what you're not?
Speaker 1: You're odd?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You do strange.
Speaker 3: I'm not alone. Thirteen twenty four ten adults that have
Speaker 3: never tried things?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how long have you strawberries had happened?
Speaker 3: How long have you bunked? The needles? Freaked me out?
Speaker 1: Remember the needlegate with strawberries was a big deterrent in
Speaker 1: the strawberry industry for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mouth couldn't cope. Thirteen twenty four to ten
Speaker 3: is our number? Are you an adult that has never
Speaker 3: tried an everyday food?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: Don't even you know what? Wee can broaden it doesn't
Speaker 3: even have to be food. Oh maybe forty four? Never
Speaker 3: driven a car?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's people out there like that.
Speaker 3: We've got interest on the left side of the room.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten to join us on the air.
Speaker 3: How old are you and what have you never tried?
Speaker 1: Amelia in Layla, good morning. How old are you and
Speaker 1: what have you never tried?
Speaker 8: I'm thirty seven and I've never driven in a dodging car?
Speaker 9: No way.
Speaker 1: Is there any they're so fun?
Speaker 3: Is it because there we going the overalls hanging off
Speaker 3: the back or.
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: I just when I was younger, I was always too
Speaker 8: scared to drive it after my dad and my brother
Speaker 8: drove it, and then I just never did it.
Speaker 3: But you've been in it. Yeah, I've been in one,
Speaker 3: but never driven driven it.
Speaker 5: Now you've got to be in the drivers ye lived,
Speaker 5: unless you've rammed someone really hard.
Speaker 3: In that ah, So you've got to know how to
Speaker 3: get out turning the wheel, otherwise you're stuck in the
Speaker 3: corner for days.
Speaker 1: Start going backwards.
Speaker 3: I was at Archie Brothers at chatty the other week.
Speaker 3: They've got Dodgems in there.
Speaker 5: But don't they say, don't crash into people. You're not
Speaker 5: supposed to be meant to meant to dodge around people.
Speaker 3: Not fun in the room exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they're banging into one another. Lara in Essendon,
Speaker 1: good morning. How old are you and what have you
Speaker 1: never tried?
Speaker 3: I'm forty nine and Natalla?
Speaker 1: Oh, Actually, to be honest, I'm not a huge bab.
Speaker 3: I only tried panut butter two years ago.
Speaker 1: You're a weirdo, not you, though, Lara? Why why not?
Speaker 3: Na?
Speaker 1: Taylor?
Speaker 3: Well, I love everyone's just like a chocolate hazel nutty bread.
Speaker 11: But I wouldn't put chocolate on toast.
Speaker 3: You should know it is.
Speaker 1: Do you like Ferrero ro shares?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I like all chocolate because they're hazel nutty, so they're similar.
Speaker 3: God, you haven't lived. Your little mind's going.
Speaker 1: To be blown when you try all in the teleor donuts.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's some excellent Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was going to say. I was going to say
Speaker 3: a gateway into ntella would be mixing a little bit
Speaker 3: with ice cream.
Speaker 2: What you're spooning it on?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't even just get it out of the jar
Speaker 2: and instead of have.
Speaker 1: A Yeah, when you get dumped and you're going through
Speaker 1: a breakup, you Meghan from heat morning, Good morning, God
Speaker 1: tell you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, how old are you? If you don't mind me asking?
Speaker 5: Fifty two fifty two?
Speaker 1: And there's something you've never tried?
Speaker 8: Yeah, banana.
Speaker 1: Never tried a banana never in my life.
Speaker 8: I wouldn't know the texture or anything.
Speaker 2: You're scared of it? What what is it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I kind of am a bit because they make the
Speaker 8: smell makes me want to vomit.
Speaker 1: I know the texture of banana makes some people want
Speaker 1: to them. But yeah, I can eat a banana. But
Speaker 1: when I see babies and kids eating mash banana, Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 2: Banana split?
Speaker 3: Oh god, you are an old person.
Speaker 2: Seriously, God, some of that cream.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen a banana split on a menu for
Speaker 3: forty four years.
Speaker 1: Do you got to find dining restaurant and ask if
Speaker 1: you can get a banana?
Speaker 3: So he goes to shopping centers looking for Wendy banana. Oh,
Speaker 3: they're good to Yeah.
Speaker 1: I haven't had a banana fritter since I was like nine.
Speaker 3: Are they those crumb things at Red Rooster? Pineapple?
Speaker 1: Pineapple rings pineapple rings at KFC.
Speaker 3: Did you say red red rooster?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Deep fried pineapple?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wrapped in crumbs up slavery week.
Speaker 1: They do it in the same one as the chicken,
Speaker 1: like the same container. You don't pineapple or chicken.
Speaker 3: You know how we lived in New zeal for three years.
Speaker 3: This really frequent. You know, we lived in New Zealand
Speaker 3: for three years. All the fish and chip shops over there,
Speaker 3: or most of them, are also Chinese takeaways. Yeah what Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll two pieces of flake and a lemon chick.
Speaker 1: Adding.
Speaker 3: I have no idea only in New Zealand, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was lying in bed last night scrolling through my phone.
Speaker 3: I don't hate when you drop it on your head.
Speaker 5: No, I don't hold it up high enough. Who's holding
Speaker 5: it above their head? You lying so flat that you
Speaker 5: hold it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sometimes Oh my arms would get to so the
Speaker 3: pop sop gave way one day.
Speaker 1: They're quite trusted in your black Yeah.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: I was lying in bed scrolling last night and I
Speaker 1: got that dreaded warning on my phone that's doom scrolling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it said you've been on your iPhone for one
Speaker 5: and a half hours in total. It's time to put
Speaker 5: the phone down, like I must have it said on
Speaker 5: a limit that's like.
Speaker 3: And I was like, he dismiss.
Speaker 2: And it's more distressing that or the overheating warning.
Speaker 1: And in sauna the other day, I was watching maps
Speaker 1: in the Infred sauna and right she got too hot
Speaker 1: shut down, had to toss it out of the Infred's
Speaker 1: horna and try and watch through the window. Annoying.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I got the warning and I was like, thank god,
Speaker 5: this morning just popped up because I need to put
Speaker 5: down the iPhone because what I'm watching.
Speaker 1: Is utterly ridiculous.
Speaker 5: And I found I've caught myself a couple of times
Speaker 5: watching these videos and I don't know why they're on
Speaker 5: my algorithm, but I can't stop watching rug cleaning.
Speaker 1: Anyone else in drug cleaning.
Speaker 3: Watch this that's up there with Jerny and gets me off.
Speaker 1: So they start with these filthy, dirty rugs and they're
Speaker 1: like they pressure wash them, and then they soap them,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: And then they go again, and then I wa them
Speaker 2: and then above them, and.
Speaker 1: It's the satisfying thing.
Speaker 3: But I reckon, guys, I've got a rug currently rolled
Speaker 3: up on my driveway that I'm about to put out for.
Speaker 1: Filthy, get it to one of these rocks everywhere.
Speaker 2: Room with tiles, to.
Speaker 1: Have these purpose built rooms purely for cleanthy runs. And
Speaker 1: then they hang them up at the end. You're like, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that parton was going to be there.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the club, you're a rock cleaner.
Speaker 2: I've been there. No, I've just watched those videos again
Speaker 2: and again and again.
Speaker 1: It's so disgusting how they get that filthy.
Speaker 6: The other one that I've been sort of landing on
Speaker 6: recently is the hydraulic squashing machine, and it squashes various
Speaker 6: things and it spits out the remnants from the side.
Speaker 1: It squashes the rocks as well.
Speaker 2: But I'm on a new one now, Jason. I think
Speaker 2: you might have some audio of this potentially. This one
Speaker 2: is a little I don't know.
Speaker 6: I had no idea how I got onto this right,
Speaker 6: but I guess you watch one video and then they
Speaker 6: start rolling and rolling.
Speaker 2: It's quite distressing just to start a warning. Oh no.
Speaker 4: A male lion, without realizing its own limitations, attacked a giraffe.
Speaker 4: It's important to note that a giraffe's hindkick can easily
Speaker 4: shatter a lion's skull. So whether the lion will ultimately succeed,
Speaker 4: let's continue watching.
Speaker 1: What are you watching?
Speaker 6: It kills live kills in the African savannah, like signs attacking,
Speaker 6: hippos attacking.
Speaker 3: I've been watching great whites attack outboard motors over and
Speaker 3: over again. You guys are sick.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: The other one I'm watching here, I am thinking, I'm
Speaker 1: a for watching rugsman clan lawn mowing.
Speaker 3: Oh the guy that goes every one and this guy
Speaker 3: knocks on the door and he's like, I am bowie
Speaker 3: can lawns.
Speaker 1: And those houses they have not mowed their lawns in appreciative.
Speaker 1: But god, it's good at the end when you're like,
Speaker 1: oh look how neat that looks now. The other one
Speaker 1: I got really stuck in to watching. I got really
Speaker 1: caught in a web of algorithm with lizards ship skin
Speaker 1: shedding when they shed and then you put they pulled them.
Speaker 1: Did I not say shedding? Did I not say shedding?
Speaker 3: Here comes the lizard?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no no, no shedding shedding And
Speaker 5: they little they get the little skin stuck in their nostrils,
Speaker 5: in their ears, and they pull.
Speaker 1: Them and these.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is algorithms. I have a feeling we're about
Speaker 3: to get some very cooked coin. I love this.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten, what's on your algorithm? It's so odd, though,
Speaker 1: because I'm not a lizard person, and I'm not a
Speaker 1: deep cleaning kind of gala.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon all that, like the lawn mowing, the
Speaker 3: crapping lizards and the road planing is going to come
Speaker 3: up up in people's algorithms now because their phone picked
Speaker 3: it up on the radio? You know who? Can we
Speaker 3: try and track down Trevor Long as well? Texpert? It's
Speaker 3: because I would like to know if there's a way
Speaker 3: we can turn our phones off from listening to us.
Speaker 1: I'd like to know if there's a way to get
Speaker 1: the rug cleaning out of my algorithm?
Speaker 3: All right, thirteen twenty four want that out of your albowted?
Speaker 1: Too much time?
Speaker 2: Time? Hang on?
Speaker 3: Sorry, we just got a call regarding the rug cleaning.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I here she is snark? What's the going
Speaker 3: ire Irit?
Speaker 2: Hang on?
Speaker 3: There we go, Gary?
Speaker 2: What have you found out about rug cleaning?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 11: Guys, absolutely love you all.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 11: Actually I am at that you can get in your
Speaker 11: alcohol or Google plase or and it's an a rug
Speaker 11: cleaning out no as stimulate as stimulation.
Speaker 1: App And you just watch rug getting clean and keep cleaning.
Speaker 2: You can clean your own rugs.
Speaker 3: You do it.
Speaker 1: You're there is not enough time in the day for me.
Speaker 2: Ever again, one morning's.
Speaker 3: Done, you know, saying I was watching the free lawnmower guy.
Speaker 3: So this dude goes around the people's houses offers to
Speaker 3: make their lawn for free. Now I'm just getting fed
Speaker 3: like robot lawn mowers, or last night like ads ads,
Speaker 3: and last night I got fed remote controlled tractors. So
Speaker 3: you sit there and have a beer and operate your
Speaker 3: remote control tractor and it chops your lawn.
Speaker 1: But doesn't it take the fun out of a tractor?
Speaker 1: Like a ride on Moller is fun?
Speaker 6: Because you right when I was, when Taylor Swift was here.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I fell into a hole with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 7: Years.
Speaker 2: You know all the kids.
Speaker 1: I fell in the algorithm of of the proposals during
Speaker 1: ye down on Monday. Yeah, I got in a real
Speaker 1: hole of watching.
Speaker 5: Them all right, Kerry from Wyndham Vale, are you as
Speaker 5: cooked as us? What are you watching on your own alorhythm?
Speaker 11: I am I'm watching pimple poppy, you know what.
Speaker 1: And once you accidentally click on one, they just keep coming.
Speaker 11: They always going, yeah, it's very are you enjoying it?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 2: I love it? I love it?
Speaker 11: And then people get all like asking because they've got
Speaker 11: their gloves on and it's just get it and just
Speaker 11: worked out everywhere.
Speaker 3: You know, you can actually buy fake like little pads
Speaker 3: now that you squeeze and fake like puff comes out.
Speaker 2: Well, that's not for me. That's not for me either,
Speaker 2: Nicola Botanic Ridge, What hole are you trapped down?
Speaker 11: Well, all of the above so far, which is a
Speaker 11: bit frightening.
Speaker 13: But who stopped up?
Speaker 5: They shoe them like a barrier, shave it off off.
Speaker 8: Yeah, before you know it, Like you said, an hour's gone.
Speaker 3: What about I'm sorry you spent an hour watching a
Speaker 3: horse who gets especially they've got an abscess.
Speaker 12: Oh oh yeah.
Speaker 13: And then they paddle as well.
Speaker 3: So you know, and does it burst?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've watched so many of them, I reckon.
Speaker 5: I could hoover horse myself. So you call it who
Speaker 5: for the horse?
Speaker 3: A yeah, a farrier was a ferry. I'd go to
Speaker 3: the farm watch it live.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. Yeah, God, they get filthy feet don't.
Speaker 3: Looking back now. I didn't think I could sell tickets
Speaker 3: to it, But does it not hurt them?
Speaker 1: When the hammer?
Speaker 5: Who was the first person I thought to do that?
Speaker 5: Hammering a horseshoes in horses? Watching my way very carefully.
Speaker 5: Brianna in Clyde, North, good morning.
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 11: Good morning guys?
Speaker 1: What have you got stuck on your algorithm?
Speaker 11: Chickens dancing to like pop songs and glasses on and
Speaker 11: like those really fluffy chickens that like looks insane?
Speaker 1: Not seen these?
Speaker 3: You're insane.
Speaker 1: You've got it. You've got to look at it.
Speaker 2: It's something else currently searching.
Speaker 1: But once you look it up, Clint, you know those
Speaker 1: dancing chickens, cansume.
Speaker 3: See this is the thing I want to know. We're
Speaker 3: bringing in our resident t expert, Trevor Long joining us on.
Speaker 2: The chickens.
Speaker 3: Chickens. Good morning, I've lost Clint to the chicken. Sorry, Trevor, you.
Speaker 12: Haven't mentioned ear whacks.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 12: Camera for an earwhack to remove and I bought it.
Speaker 12: I never received it.
Speaker 2: I'm filthy.
Speaker 1: Oh you got ripped.
Speaker 12: You got scammed by the TikTok algorithm.
Speaker 5: Is there a way like when you've got something like
Speaker 5: that that you do not want to see, but it
Speaker 5: just deeds coming up.
Speaker 1: Is there a way to get it out of your.
Speaker 8: Algorithm quite fast?
Speaker 12: So what it does? TikTok specifically, TikTok has the most
Speaker 12: powerful and I think the most amazing algorithm of all
Speaker 12: the networks books for how long you're watching, Like if
Speaker 12: you if you let something loop around on itself, it's
Speaker 12: definitely going to give you that more. If you read
Speaker 12: the comments, it's going to give you that more. If
Speaker 12: you leave a comment, you are deep in the ecosystem.
Speaker 12: As soon as you see the horses horkswipe away like.
Speaker 3: Quick quick, Is there a way because like I'll never
Speaker 3: forget the photo that surface to Mark Zuckerberg's desk and
Speaker 3: he had a little post it note over the microphone
Speaker 3: and the camera, which to me is okay, well, there's
Speaker 3: your evidence that they're always listening to us. Is there
Speaker 3: a way we can turn something off on our phone
Speaker 3: so you know, like say we've been chatting about the horses, hoofs.
Speaker 1: Now, we're all getting hoof content this afternoon.
Speaker 12: Well, well if you go deeper to something else here,
Speaker 12: but they're not listening or watching it's just physically not possible,
Speaker 12: because your phone would tell you that they are yes.
Speaker 5: Because sometimes I have conversations about things and then I
Speaker 5: get tomorrow morning, I can get it.
Speaker 12: Calls from people said I've never seen a horse's horse
Speaker 12: restoration in my life, and now they are. So it's
Speaker 12: not true. It's it's cognitive bias. But the thing you
Speaker 12: need to do is ignore the content. You need to
Speaker 12: literally don't share it. Don't just do not interact with
Speaker 12: that concept. Get away from quickly. Think about the Taylor Swift,
Speaker 12: you know for a week, I don't get that anymore.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 12: I was one hundred percent Tailor Swift for a while.
Speaker 12: But on the weekend, because I watched a couple of
Speaker 12: F one videos, I got NonStop F one. So it
Speaker 12: comes in ways. But the algorithm is so powerful. So
Speaker 12: the other week on the weekend, I saw someone at
Speaker 12: the Formula one and they showed a video of Charles
Speaker 12: w Clerk knocking back signing an autograph, and I thought,
Speaker 12: what does he not sign? I watched it a few times,
Speaker 12: I read the comments. I swiped up and the next
Speaker 12: video was the person who he said no to telling
Speaker 12: me what he said no to. That's how wild the algorithm.
Speaker 5: He hasn't been talking about the final the eux for
Speaker 5: a while. He's distracted because he's watching the chicken video. Well,
Speaker 5: I'm rattled with you telling me that they're not listening
Speaker 5: to us.
Speaker 12: A little orange light appears on the top right hand
Speaker 12: side of your phone. If your microphone is in use,
Speaker 12: the orange light comes on.
Speaker 3: All right, okay, all right, Hey trevorlong textpert extraordinary. Always
Speaker 3: good to have you on. And trev sent us a
Speaker 3: really nice message when we got bone from the other
Speaker 3: station and send us a lot of support. We really
Speaker 3: appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thanks, trev.
Speaker 3: Show me that little chicken.
Speaker 2: Again, the chickens again. The people dancing with the chickens?
Speaker 1: Now are they're doing the chicken tenants?
Speaker 3: Next kid's going to be home from later on this
Speaker 3: week for two weeks. Bring it on. I was already
Speaker 3: just looking at movies. What's around, what's coming up? What
Speaker 3: can I get them out to do that sort of thing?
Speaker 1: And what have you decided?
Speaker 3: On Ghostbusters?
Speaker 1: You can watch the movie.
Speaker 3: What's it rating? It was about a thirty percent on
Speaker 3: Rotten Tomatoes, So that's always a sign of a good
Speaker 3: good movie.
Speaker 2: Through a few Ghostbusters now haven't they.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have there, they're getting back on track. Hey,
Speaker 3: I just got a past eight on the other side
Speaker 3: of this five thousand dollars. That's right, it's the five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars question thirteen twenty four to ten. You get
Speaker 3: the choice. You can take an easy question for fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: A medium question for five hundred, or you can go
Speaker 1: for the five thousand dollar question.
Speaker 3: Jase thirteen twenty for ten. If you want to play,
Speaker 3: let's do it.
Speaker 1: Jason Laurens five thousand dollar question question, alright, let's go
Speaker 1: all right, Zach from Frankston has made it through.
Speaker 12: Zach morning, Jose Lauren.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, if you go back on the radioh good
Speaker 3: on Champion. All right, here's the go As you know,
Speaker 3: you can take an easy question for fifty bucks, medium
Speaker 3: question for five hundred. You would definitely nail that. I'm
Speaker 3: telling you now, I better look at the questions today
Speaker 3: or go a super hard question. But you're planning for
Speaker 3: five grand.
Speaker 1: Questions are very hard.
Speaker 3: What do you want to do?
Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
Speaker 8: Going to go big this morning and go.
Speaker 1: To five k five thousand dollar questions not.
Speaker 3: Knocking around five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: All right, Zach from Frankston? What year this is? For
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Now? Will remind you you have three seconds to answer. Okay,
Speaker 3: three seconds to answer, not enough time to google five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars? One question? You ready?
Speaker 12: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1: What year was the telephone invented? Three two one five
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five?
Speaker 8: I'm thinking of it a big brick.
Speaker 1: Are you thinking of the mobile not the mobile?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: She said, a telephone, not mobile? It was You're not wrong, Yeah,
Speaker 3: tell you what you were close? It was eighteen seventy.
Speaker 5: He did miss it by aescension. What were you thinking
Speaker 5: of their, Zach? Was it the mobile phone?
Speaker 1: You're thinking of?
Speaker 7: Phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the dinosaur looking thing.
Speaker 3: I remember being at soccer and one of the kids
Speaker 3: Dad's rocking up with like a handbag, and it was
Speaker 3: the big mobile phone in a briefcase.
Speaker 5: The car phones my grandpa had, like a Ford that
Speaker 5: had in the middle phone that was rogue. Hey, guys,
Speaker 5: I talked about this a lot last year, and I
Speaker 5: am very excited because over our extended break, my brother
Speaker 5: and his beautiful fiance, Steph, had their little baby girl,
Speaker 5: brand new n She is the cutest little thing. They
Speaker 5: got out on Christmas Day morning, which was just the best.
Speaker 3: Thing ever, beautiful little Christmas solid name. I know.
Speaker 1: And you know what, being an auntie just hits differently.
Speaker 1: There's something about it.
Speaker 3: You can give him back.
Speaker 1: Well, that's it, that's exactly right.
Speaker 5: We live really close together as well, so it's been
Speaker 5: so nice because I just popped down there all the
Speaker 5: time without getting in the way. But they love it
Speaker 5: because I'm like, you guys want me to take seeing
Speaker 5: her up for a little bit? Can I come hang walks?
Speaker 3: Do you get out with the pramp? Well?
Speaker 1: Sometimes they just walk over and drop at my house
Speaker 1: and we just chill on the couch. Put it a
Speaker 1: sleep feeder. I love it.
Speaker 2: I saw. I was around Laurence the other night for barbecue.
Speaker 6: Lawrence brother and sister in law came around and Lauren
Speaker 6: just said, I'll take the reins.
Speaker 3: She went off and fed it.
Speaker 2: She's very very good.
Speaker 3: Fed baby.
Speaker 1: Changed the baby.
Speaker 3: How do you go with the when changing?
Speaker 1: It's fine. They're so tiny, She's so peeny, tiny little thing.
Speaker 3: Though I can leave something quite large.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure there'll be a time when I'm like, okay.
Speaker 3: Time giving progress from the when you get onto the os,
Speaker 3: You've got a lot of salids coming your way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, No, they're still on milk at this point.
Speaker 3: Wait for it.
Speaker 1: They make a lot of like they do, make a
Speaker 1: lot of smells. Babies with smells. Anyway, she's a beautiful
Speaker 1: little girl.
Speaker 5: And I'm learning so much about what happens when you
Speaker 5: have a baby and who helps you and what you need.
Speaker 5: And I've only just learned that when you have a baby,
Speaker 5: there's like a counsel worker or you'll know what it's
Speaker 5: called maternal health nurse that comes around and does things, checks.
Speaker 2: On things them and stuff front.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So we're at dinner.
Speaker 3: You got your little book, the Green or Red book, injections,
Speaker 3: all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5: And my brother said, I said, what are you guys
Speaker 5: doing tomorrow? And boy said, oh, the nurse is coming around.
Speaker 5: And I was like, what's wrong and he said, oh no,
Speaker 5: the nurse is just coming around to weigh her. And Paul,
Speaker 5: my partner, was like, what do you mean. Bo goes, well,
Speaker 5: they're coming around to weigh her, you know, to make
Speaker 5: sure she's healthy weight and she's all on track. And
Speaker 5: Paul took real offense to it. Goes, what do you
Speaker 5: mean that there's a nurse coming around to weigh her?
Speaker 3: I can't ask a girl.
Speaker 1: Wait, well, this is the problem. Paul thought the nurse
Speaker 1: was coming around to waste step mother. He was like,
Speaker 1: how dare the counsel send someone.
Speaker 2: Around looking up the rubbish?
Speaker 3: The baby weighs four kilos, surely you're four kilos.
Speaker 1: As soon as the words came out of his mouth
Speaker 1: and we all just looked at him, he wanted the
Speaker 1: ground to open.
Speaker 3: God love that he was protected this house not on
Speaker 3: my watch. Was he more concerned that if they came.
Speaker 1: Might well we're here. Actually next.
Speaker 3: You're up.
Speaker 5: Oh but she's very cute, she's very sweet, and I've
Speaker 5: just fallen in love, like a love I didn't know existed.
Speaker 1: Very lucky to have a little uh not the last
Speaker 1: few nights, I believe. So I haven't popped over to visit.
Speaker 1: I've left it.
Speaker 3: Lawren should sleep a week like it.
Speaker 1: They did say I think they've got a wedding this
Speaker 1: week now, like any chance, And I was like a
Speaker 1: bit busy, I'm going away.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm gonna bids in the mind your dogs as well?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 1: Well, since you're at home. You like dog twisters?
Speaker 2: Jason Lawrence tongue twisted Tuesday.
Speaker 1: All right, so there's no shame in this with you,
Speaker 1: not at.
Speaker 2: You battles from time to time?
Speaker 3: Is there a word? Don't? Is there a word you
Speaker 3: cannot say? Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Jace has many words he can't say.
Speaker 3: I don't want you to zuker?
Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 3: What's it called?
Speaker 1: There's a few others on the list.
Speaker 2: So you have a dictionary full of words you can't say.
Speaker 3: This should be a no, no, what I? WHATUTERI?
Speaker 2: Board?
Speaker 3: Is it shakuterie charkutry sharkuterie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows. He's a Melbourne Football Club fan, Clint.
Speaker 3: So he knows they board.
Speaker 1: He knows his way around a cheese mix, the.
Speaker 3: Cold meats on the wooden ball.
Speaker 2: One more so, do you have to have the engine
Speaker 2: running to the engine engine engine?
Speaker 3: That's what I said, engine clean engine. I'm saying engine.
Speaker 1: Engine.
Speaker 3: I just don't get that. I'm saying this.
Speaker 1: That's with an E, not an I.
Speaker 3: Engine.
Speaker 1: Engine is in the engine.
Speaker 3: Engine engine engine. Let's park then, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Is there a word you cannot say? Tell you what?
Speaker 3: Join us on? The air this morning, and someone is
Speaker 3: going to walk away with how good is this? Two
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Speaker 1: Clean your house and stuff. Yeah, checking the clean windows.
Speaker 3: They say what it says in the title Jim's Cleaning.
Speaker 1: They clean everything, They do it all.
Speaker 3: If you want, let's go to Nicole thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: to ten. Use the word in a sentence. What word
Speaker 3: can you not say in the col.
Speaker 11: So my sentence would be the year two thousand is
Speaker 11: the start of the millennium.
Speaker 1: Yes, millennium, millennium.
Speaker 8: Millennium, mieni millennium, malennium.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to deal with that word for
Speaker 3: a long time thirty thirteen twenty four ten to join
Speaker 3: us on the air.
Speaker 7: The word I struggle with isdancy, redundancy, redundant, redundancy. In
Speaker 7: a sentence, it would be I had to sign a
Speaker 7: form saying I accept my redundancy package.
Speaker 1: Redundancy. That so you've just been made redundant just.
Speaker 2: And then the just got the lemonon sars.
Speaker 3: So you're.
Speaker 1: Oh, lemon what did you call it?
Speaker 3: Lemonon sars?
Speaker 1: I've never heard that. Yeah, well that's what we got.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've had. We were quite a big serving
Speaker 3: of the lemonon sars three routes and it didn't taste good.
Speaker 1: Oh, I am familiar with it.
Speaker 3: After Jaylor on Thurday twenty four to ten, what word
Speaker 3: can you not say?
Speaker 11: I can't say specific? Like he needed to be more specific.
Speaker 3: Specific.
Speaker 1: That's hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Specific specific gets a few people.
Speaker 1: Specifically, it actually gets you sometimes, Jason, it really does.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten to be a part of
Speaker 3: Tongue Twisted Tuesdays.
Speaker 13: I can't say campeter, and my dad was a campeter
Speaker 13: for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Starts saying something wrong, night.
Speaker 3: From it? Absolutely all right. Let's got a Vicky Furday
Speaker 3: twenty four to ten. Vicky us you weren't a sentence.
Speaker 1: This person?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Speaker 1: Ignorant?
Speaker 3: Ignorant?
Speaker 1: Oh the person was ignorant?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're trying to say?
Speaker 2: It's ignorant?
Speaker 3: Ignorant?
Speaker 1: I think he's only Vicky. How old are you?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: I don't worry, don't worry, You'll coment.
Speaker 1: Is a big word for a nine year old.
Speaker 3: You're saying incognito, which is like you know that when
Speaker 3: you search engine you want to make.
Speaker 1: It that segment in your search engine morning.
Speaker 3: You look rattled.
Speaker 1: Oh I couldn't hear my headphones for a moment.
Speaker 3: I'm a meter away from you, I know, can you
Speaker 3: hear me?
Speaker 1: Don't turn down apologies, the.
Speaker 3: Old volume control will get you. Are you hiding anything
Speaker 3: from your partner?
Speaker 1: Not that I'll be announcing on the radio. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Actually he's gone, I've got a cash stash.
Speaker 2: Oh he's cash a little go.
Speaker 1: Back, take a little fifty every now.
Speaker 3: And then, Clint, you're hiding anything from your part Are
Speaker 3: you hiding your partner.
Speaker 1: From us?
Speaker 3: Their bloody well hidden. That is a great wherever they are, mate,
Speaker 3: you got them one day.
Speaker 1: That was cruel.
Speaker 2: You're funny man, aren't you.
Speaker 3: It's the ultimate game apart yourself. You guys watch that
Speaker 3: border security show.
Speaker 1: I quite like it all.
Speaker 2: This makes me a bit nervous going through airport security.
Speaker 3: We came back from Fiji and they signed up for
Speaker 3: the airport. Just be aware we are filming around you.
Speaker 2: No, I got put in the red line with your
Speaker 2: little your wood ornaments.
Speaker 3: My carver.
Speaker 5: I came home from America and I got put in
Speaker 5: the red line and I was like, what does that mean?
Speaker 5: I was so nervous, and the man in front of me,
Speaker 5: I was the finger up.
Speaker 1: I said, what did you do? What do you pack?
Speaker 10: Him?
Speaker 1: What do you bringing in?
Speaker 3: As someone in the customs?
Speaker 1: He was in a suit, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing the red line? He goes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What are you doing in the red line? I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know? And then the dogs came and fully
Speaker 1: sniffed us.
Speaker 3: Did they sit it's when they sit down, when they
Speaker 3: sit down next to you. And I try and wedge
Speaker 3: my foot under him and try and lift them up.
Speaker 1: What are you packing? Like an apple? It'd be an apple?
Speaker 1: Can't bring fruit fruit fliers?
Speaker 3: Like prison rules, you don't ask what you're in for.
Speaker 3: You can't ask other people in the.
Speaker 1: Customs Like he was in front of me in the line.
Speaker 1: I thought, if they get distracted with him, they'll just
Speaker 1: let me walk straight through.
Speaker 3: Twenty seven year old man and I'm gonna call just
Speaker 3: a terrible, terrible criminal has been caught attempting to smuggle
Speaker 3: in twenty kilos of myth into Australia.
Speaker 2: He chose that's Jets day. He'd be caught at the gate.
Speaker 3: Look, you can bring in the myth, but we're charging
Speaker 3: you thirty bucks for the bat.
Speaker 1: You'd have to check that you have to wear some
Speaker 1: of that. Would you want strapping onto yourself.
Speaker 3: Let me just put on this right yellow sticker to
Speaker 3: say your bag's been weihe stick shame. So he was
Speaker 3: caught attempting to smuggle in twenty kilos of myth concealed
Speaker 3: in Well, this is where I'm like, come on, you
Speaker 3: can do better than that, concealed in wine bottles and
Speaker 3: herbal tea. Like I'm sorry, but if someone's coming into
Speaker 3: the country with a carry on bag twenty packets of dilmar, like,
Speaker 3: something's up, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Although some of those airports have amazing tea shops.
Speaker 3: Tea too, no, yeah, and then like these, but you're
Speaker 3: not bringing in a whole carry on tea too.
Speaker 1: Maybe not?
Speaker 3: I go it is for it's meth.
Speaker 1: Here shop at the airport in Columbo Airport is meth
Speaker 1: or men.
Speaker 3: They're high all off the wait to fly.
Speaker 1: But then in beautiful tins, and then yeah tins, and
Speaker 1: what he had wine bottles?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wine bottles, and and yeah, whole packs of tea.
Speaker 3: Some other little cracking spots that have come up on
Speaker 3: border security and hiding spots of people to naughty stuff
Speaker 3: at the airport.
Speaker 10: Nokdecks hidden in a fan, heroin hidden in the car battery,
Speaker 10: loads of drugs hidden in a shipment of fresh garlic,
Speaker 10: and over six kilos of cocaine hidden in the pockets
Speaker 10: of jackets.
Speaker 1: Well that's not very bright.
Speaker 3: How good is it when you find a twenty in
Speaker 3: your pocket? You haven't you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: From D the Race?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, thirteen twenty four to ten. I don't
Speaker 3: want to know what you're hiding, but I want to
Speaker 3: know where's you're hiding. Spot. Everyone's gone, you know. I
Speaker 3: on YouTube the other day this is great. It was
Speaker 3: a bloke who's got like in his shed. He's got
Speaker 3: all these jars of like nuts and bolts and different
Speaker 3: tools and drill bits and stuff like that. So what
Speaker 3: he got a giant glass jar and he glued a
Speaker 3: thin layer of nuts and bolts to the like inside
Speaker 3: of the jar. But it's actually hollow so if you
Speaker 3: look at the jar, it.
Speaker 1: Looks full of nuts and bolts. Yes, and what's he
Speaker 1: got in it?
Speaker 3: Tim tams and money, random combos. It's he's betting money.
Speaker 3: And then he goes out to the shed and just
Speaker 3: you know, has down these timptams.
Speaker 2: It's a lot better than the garden rock.
Speaker 1: Those rocks look so fake.
Speaker 3: Mate, My maid's in a townhouse with AstroTurf and just
Speaker 3: one rock sitting in the middle of the under there.
Speaker 5: They look so fake, don't they. They need to really
Speaker 5: up their game on those garden rocks.
Speaker 2: I have done you.
Speaker 1: No, I don't live on his own. He doesn't need
Speaker 1: to hide anything. Well, I've got a little cash stash.
Speaker 1: I don't mind swipping some cash can every now and then.
Speaker 3: Room.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling because you'll tell him. You guys are friends.
Speaker 3: Like shoes. What's it? What's it in?
Speaker 1: It's in a little pouch.
Speaker 3: What like a handbag?
Speaker 1: No, not a handbag, just in a drawer. He would
Speaker 1: never ever look in you know the great way go on?
Speaker 1: Why is this on me? You're the one you would
Speaker 1: hide everything from your wife?
Speaker 3: She whoa whoa.
Speaker 1: Hopefully she's listening.
Speaker 3: If you need to, like you know, just get a
Speaker 3: little bit of playing money here, and then you always
Speaker 3: offer to run down the coals and get the groceries,
Speaker 3: because then you can get a little cash out.
Speaker 1: Get the extra twenty out. And then where do you
Speaker 1: stash the cash? Where do you start?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no no, because I've broken the rule. We're
Speaker 3: asking what's your hiding spot? Not what are you hiding?
Speaker 10: Mary?
Speaker 5: Just quickly, would you like to know where Jason stashes
Speaker 5: the cash siphons out of his wife's acount?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, No, Mary, you're the priority here. It's
Speaker 3: about you. What's your hiding where's your hiding spot?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 11: Tocolate in my catsle dishes from my husband because I.
Speaker 1: Know he's not going took.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's the idea. Yeah, that's the idea. There's probably
Speaker 3: got bloody confectionery ruled hidden in the vacuum. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: know about it.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should lift the game. Let's go to the.
Speaker 3: Fans anchor in Geelong. Where is your hiding spot?
Speaker 8: My mum's hiding spot actually, and she's got a bunch
Speaker 8: of little kids toll at a house I've moved out,
Speaker 8: and she uses her compost bands as their hiding spot.
Speaker 8: Because the kids never use it.
Speaker 1: What's she hiding?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What she putting in?
Speaker 3: Allowed to ask?
Speaker 8: She hides all the good snacks, so she keeps the
Speaker 8: oldie ones out in the cupboard for all the kings,
Speaker 8: and then she hides the name brand stuff in there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Michael, when those kids go to bed and she
Speaker 5: kicks her heels up and goes and tucking into the ronts.
Speaker 1: Yep, she is living.
Speaker 3: That's what my wife does. She hides the snacks in
Speaker 3: her car. So when it's eight thirty at night, we'll
Speaker 3: watching married at the first sight and I'm like, where's
Speaker 3: that chocolate? She's in the car.
Speaker 1: You got to make the effort to get it.
Speaker 3: I'm not walking out there. Thirteen twenty four to ten
Speaker 3: Alice DJ loving this heckic go to Paul and Geelong.
Speaker 3: A lot of people hiding stuff in Geelong. Paul, where's
Speaker 3: your hiding spot?
Speaker 13: Morning legends? Firstly, so happy that you've back on the radio.
Speaker 3: Thank you mate, much appreciated.
Speaker 13: So this was a while ago. We went on a
Speaker 13: family holiday and my parents hiding spot was the kitchen oven.
Speaker 13: So they decided to put their laptops.
Speaker 1: No no, no, they didn't go didn't both.
Speaker 13: School teachers and happily recited.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 13: But we got back from a seven week holiday. I
Speaker 13: got some frozen pizzas. That was later at night.
Speaker 3: You got to preheat the oven for the pizza.
Speaker 13: I'm there, so I think my older brother preheat the
Speaker 13: oven and then give it fifteen twenty minutes. We're all
Speaker 13: sort of snipping around smelling something, and I think he
Speaker 13: ended up opening up the oven and a few choice words.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that'll get you melt.
Speaker 1: Plus that will get your smell of tech oven. It's
Speaker 1: not about hiding spot.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
Speaker 5: Robbers break into houses and check out the ovens, check
Speaker 5: out the facility, the ice cube trains.
Speaker 3: What I've been doing the other way in the drawer,
Speaker 3: the drawer and the ice cube.
Speaker 2: Train, the small draw the small tiny drawer where people
Speaker 2: stash money.
Speaker 1: Oh, they freeze their car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, seen in a few movies.
Speaker 1: Okay, it started with that's where people are telling you
Speaker 1: they're hiding their cash, and now you've seen it in
Speaker 1: the movies.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen, what's your hiding spot? Speaking of hiding,
Speaker 3: have you seen it Almost looks like a like an
Speaker 3: upside down stubby holder, but it's like the skin of
Speaker 3: a coke can and you slide it over a beer can.
Speaker 2: They do the same with soup cans, Campbell soup cans.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what soup can? You just chuck it in
Speaker 2: the pantry and you can put all sorts of stuff in.
Speaker 1: No, but do you mean it's like a coke can
Speaker 1: that you're actually drinking beer?
Speaker 5: But it looks like a drinking Oh, it's a costume can.
Speaker 1: It's a costume.
Speaker 5: No, darl I'm having a story of water. You're downing
Speaker 5: your Bundy and coke. Just got a can costume?
Speaker 1: Don't mind me, I change.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen that, but I'd be interested to find them.
Speaker 5: If you've got a can costume, let us know. Let's
Speaker 5: go to Melton Orralean.
Speaker 1: Good morning. I believe your mother has a genius hiding spot.
Speaker 12: Yes, good morning.
Speaker 8: She hides extra money in her curtain linings. Oh, he
Speaker 8: unpicks the curtain lining.
Speaker 11: And hides the extra cash in there.
Speaker 8: So she always said, if I ever kicked the bucket,
Speaker 8: make sure to check the curtains.
Speaker 1: Take the curtains. I think that.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's a lot of effort it is to
Speaker 5: stitch it up again. You quick out and pick out
Speaker 5: because old people like don't often trust banks, you know,
Speaker 5: they're like keeping. But then when they get so old
Speaker 5: and they they they move on. Sometimes people like buy
Speaker 5: houses and they're find cash everywhere that Grandma's hidden.
Speaker 3: I've got the can costume, have you? Yeah? Look there
Speaker 3: it is so so it just slide it's a canned skin.
Speaker 3: It's can't skin. You just slide it over the beer can.
Speaker 1: It looks like it is a can.
Speaker 2: It's rubber.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that might give it away.
Speaker 3: Do you know they sold a fortune of them during lockdown? Why?
Speaker 1: Because no one wanted to admit they were drinking.
Speaker 3: Everyone was at the park only a can of coke.
Speaker 1: Oh it says cocake, Carla color.
Speaker 3: Carlo, who's a caffy suit.
Speaker 1: Genius?
Speaker 3: All righteen twenty fourteen. Where is your hiding spot? Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Mandy and Moral Bark? Good morning, you've got a hunting spot?
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 11: It's under my It's in the box of my lead
Speaker 11: light face mask.
Speaker 12: Oh and I had in there and put the mask
Speaker 12: back on.
Speaker 1: What good is your stashing?
Speaker 11: I have to confess my valiant and my chocolate.
Speaker 1: Oh great, we don't want to be sharing that, okay,
Speaker 1: that to yourself. Good on your Mandy.
Speaker 3: Someone's hit the face mask ready this morning.
Speaker 5: If I put my, if I put my all day,
Speaker 5: it's my led face mask. Pool would never find skins.
Speaker 3: Good m.
Speaker 2: Relaxed, Tina milk bark.
Speaker 3: I can't get it off.
Speaker 2: Where are you stashing something beautiful?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I've got a.
Speaker 8: Husband and four boys. So I was trying to save
Speaker 8: up for a family holiday. And I actually say for
Speaker 8: two whole years the spending money for a queen planned holiday,
Speaker 8: putting my money into the veggie drawer in the fridge.
Speaker 5: Good on your mom, well done. And they never once
Speaker 5: would have reached for the veggie drawer would they?
Speaker 3: Absolutely the only place my husband would never go.
Speaker 5: And good on you for hiding it. Because sons are thieves.
Speaker 5: They would steal that cash for boys they go walk
Speaker 5: about all the time.
Speaker 2: How much cash you got on.
Speaker 7: On me?
Speaker 3: You just said it was hidden in the lingerie draw
Speaker 3: which we know.
Speaker 2: Which we know.
Speaker 3: You have to move it.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm not a cash girl. Any cash.
Speaker 3: We used to have a lock box in our fridge,
Speaker 3: like our fridge the top.
Speaker 1: It was like that, just to keep you away.
Speaker 3: Chocolate lock box. Who had the key Blue Blue kept it.
Speaker 3: I used to bring locksmith and me like I've.
Speaker 2: Got the little job.
Speaker 12: Mom.
Speaker 1: Dad's got the chainsaw on the fridge again. Give him
Speaker 1: a TwixT?
Speaker 2: Would you.
Speaker 3: Really good?
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