Speaker 1: This is the Christy Swan shows a while since we've
Speaker 1: had a proper guest that we love song.
Speaker 2: And here she is.
Speaker 3: That's brutal to whoever your last guest was.
Speaker 4: Who was it?
Speaker 5: I don't even remember.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, that's going on my next poster. More
Speaker 6: love than it's nice to see your eyeballs is? I
Speaker 6: didn't make myself.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't get to see L's eyeballs because she had
Speaker 2: sunglasses on the whole time. Oh an icon, Hey, I
Speaker 2: haven't been paying attention.
Speaker 4: You are?
Speaker 6: What do you mean? Thank you? Sorry all the time?
Speaker 4: What is it with working dog working?
Speaker 6: All these love them more than anything in the world
Speaker 6: than my comedy heroes and bosses and I owe them everything.
Speaker 6: Make the most incredible shows. They are responsible for so
Speaker 6: much of a comedy landscape in this country.
Speaker 3: Titles their titles suck.
Speaker 6: Thank god to hear no one can remember it. My
Speaker 6: mum still thinks it's called what have you come as?
Speaker 6: Have you been paying attention? Is like, oh, you're on
Speaker 6: that show? What's the news this week? Like it's just
Speaker 6: so The Blue Door One? Thank god you here is
Speaker 6: the Blue Door One?
Speaker 1: Yes that I host?
Speaker 4: Can we talk about Virginia guy.
Speaker 6: Yes, we can so tonight's episode. We have such a
Speaker 6: fun line up. We have Virginia Gay, He'll turnament, Susan Yusef,
Speaker 6: Susi Usef who you would know from the project, and
Speaker 6: a million other things. Her first time through the door,
Speaker 6: Lloyd Langford done it so many times, our favorite Welshman
Speaker 6: in partner of Anne Edmonds. Yes, and Ray O'Leary other
Speaker 6: New Zealand comedian who was on the show last time.
Speaker 6: So much fun, such a really great bunch. But yeah,
Speaker 6: Virginia Gay, if you were living under a rock last season,
Speaker 6: she had like the most breakout performance. So she We
Speaker 6: made her a nun on a bicycle and she rode
Speaker 6: the bike through the door. She carried a pregnant cast
Speaker 6: met like. She was just phenomenal. She was probably one
Speaker 6: of the biggest standout for this season. I want to
Speaker 6: marry her and now are you're right to have? You
Speaker 6: got a cud up a Virginia That gay hug is like,
Speaker 6: I mean all the antidepressants in a person.
Speaker 4: I think does she get like a get a lot
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 6: It's really warm and tight and like earth mother Earth
Speaker 6: kinds of seels.
Speaker 5: I'm loving this season of Thank God You're Here.
Speaker 7: I've got to say my favorite so far has been
Speaker 7: Jillian Cosgriff last week.
Speaker 6: So yeah, she's said the first time on the show,
Speaker 6: and she just got it. She was just in this
Speaker 6: character like I couldn't write something that funny if I'd
Speaker 6: spent a month scripting it, and she just just she
Speaker 6: was so her scene was in a courtroom and we
Speaker 6: brought out a larmer and she was like a fake
Speaker 6: wellness person and she was just stunning.
Speaker 8: Go and check it out.
Speaker 5: I seen it on the Instagram.
Speaker 7: I want to ask, are you ever involved in the
Speaker 7: scenarios that are brought to the show, Like, what's what's
Speaker 7: the meeting? Like with all those working dog top dogs?
Speaker 7: Do they just sit in a room and brainstorm together.
Speaker 6: I love that you think that I'm included in that.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 6: I'm not at all. I have no idea who the
Speaker 6: guests are going to be and the scenario is going
Speaker 6: to be. I'm finding out like the day before, because
Speaker 6: I need to know because sometimes there's a special entrance
Speaker 6: or I have to make sure they don't bump into
Speaker 6: the alpaca. That's yeah, yeah, but no, I don't have
Speaker 6: a saying it. But I think about that as well,
Speaker 6: how much fun that meeting would be when they sit
Speaker 6: in there and they go, right, this season, what are
Speaker 6: we going to do? I think, you know a spaceman
Speaker 6: and you know, it gets apparently because I don't want
Speaker 6: to spoil ones. But yeah, so I'm not in charge
Speaker 6: of it. I get to just alighten me. Have you
Speaker 6: had a goal one house? No, So before it came
Speaker 6: back back in the day, I was in the audience
Speaker 6: the season four, so fifteen years ago, I just started
Speaker 6: stand up. Maybe if there'd been another season, I would
Speaker 6: have gone through the door, but it just passed me by.
Speaker 6: And now it's too late. I'd like to do it
Speaker 6: because it looks so much fun now, but it's too late.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's weird as the host to go
Speaker 5: through now as well. We've got to keep that separate.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, I had the same problem with mass Singer.
Speaker 2: Once I was yeah, once I was guessing, you know,
Speaker 2: the fourth member of Destiny's Child, I just blew any
Speaker 2: arts of me being inside the giants.
Speaker 4: It was very sad. I wanted to do both.
Speaker 6: Can you sing yes?
Speaker 5: She'll say no no.
Speaker 4: I do sing all the time. I've got a microphone
Speaker 4: set up in my kitchen for singing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, where does it amplify to just for your family?
Speaker 2: An amplifier is plugged in and sometimes I'm just humming
Speaker 2: a song. I'll go this, this needs to get out,
Speaker 2: getting on the MARKEROPHE through the bluetooth and I sing
Speaker 2: it please on the door.
Speaker 6: Hell, I'm getting another call about your girls. Just want
Speaker 6: to have fun?
Speaker 4: Can you please stop singing the Doobie Brothers before.
Speaker 5: We go to a song.
Speaker 7: We really need to talk about the logis because we
Speaker 7: haven't seen you since this moment seven.
Speaker 6: I still can't quite believe it. You know, when you
Speaker 6: have a night out and the next day you're like,
Speaker 6: that can't have happened. How I think that happened?
Speaker 4: And you made a memore.
Speaker 6: Live television? Did I know that I made a swear?
Speaker 6: It just it just came out in my fence. It
Speaker 6: was midnight and it was It was very funny in
Speaker 6: the room. I'm not embarrassed at all. It was proud
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 5: It made the night.
Speaker 6: You should be made the night for the fifteen people
Speaker 6: who were still watching, all of.
Speaker 5: Us in the room having just sit you know, it.
Speaker 6: Was so what happened was the auto que was wrong. Okay,
Speaker 6: so I read the wrong thing, but I knew it
Speaker 6: was wrong, and I think my just good girl of like,
Speaker 6: I can't get I don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 6: I don't want people to think that I made a mistake.
Speaker 6: So what my brain handed me in that moment was
Speaker 6: to go. And it was like I took a breath too.
Speaker 5: It was some.
Speaker 6: It wasn't just like what expeded funny in the room funnier.
Speaker 6: I think watching it back because the edit of it
Speaker 6: like they almost cut me off, like it's so close
Speaker 6: to not hearing it. And the first category, the first
Speaker 6: nominee was love Me, a show that I'm in weirdly,
Speaker 6: and the mees timed up like someone at Channel seven
Speaker 6: has f love me.
Speaker 8: Anyway?
Speaker 5: Did the exec get matter you? Did anyone at seven
Speaker 5: say anything?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm in no danger of getting a job
Speaker 6: at Channel seven any times, so that is fine. But
Speaker 6: I was on having been paying attention. On the other day.
Speaker 6: They made me merch. They may be my own merch.
Speaker 6: They gave me a t shirt and a tote bag
Speaker 6: that says someone And I think we're considering what's happening
Speaker 6: over there. There might be a bit of a market
Speaker 6: for this merch.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, cy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Has hung around. Well, we had somebody you were a
Speaker 2: quizzy question? Was this week?
Speaker 1: Yes in our little quizzy? Oh right to that? And
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's been a very long day for
Speaker 1: me anyway. The pronunciation of your name, it never gets old.
Speaker 6: It's very funny because it doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 6: It's Pecola, it's Italian. But honestly, whatever you say, I'm
Speaker 6: coming out, well you.
Speaker 2: Accept What did she say, Cecilia?
Speaker 6: Who's it? Did someone say a caller in a christ question?
Speaker 5: When thank God you're here? She knew you though, she
Speaker 5: just didn't know how to say your name.
Speaker 6: Funny. But my favorite one was lovely Adam Rosenbacks, who's
Speaker 6: a comedian. Was m seeing a gig?
Speaker 3: Was it him?
Speaker 6: Maybe it was Mick Bully, I can't remember, but it
Speaker 6: was a long time ago, and they introduced me and
Speaker 6: not it was him as Pokowski Celia Pokowski, and I
Speaker 6: really liked it because it made me sound like sipper Wits,
Speaker 6: Like I felt like I was like a New York detective.
Speaker 4: Yeah give me your bed, Yeah, come out.
Speaker 2: Play by your own ruleski out on the stage.
Speaker 6: And I'm very lucky as well that I'm I think
Speaker 6: there's a few Celia's. So if it's Celia, you know
Speaker 6: there was one. There was a singer. There was a
Speaker 6: reality show singer who was a Celia p who was
Speaker 6: more famous than me. I can't remember who.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not more famous than you. I don't know it.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about your hoop earrings?
Speaker 4: Do you like it?
Speaker 6: I just walked in like hoops and I'm in my
Speaker 6: hoop earring era?
Speaker 1: Do I like them? I'm every day the thirty years.
Speaker 6: Do you have a range of hoops though? Or is
Speaker 6: it this this gold hoop that I'm looking at right now?
Speaker 8: Every day?
Speaker 2: I go once a year to le Lisa of the
Speaker 2: three pairs for five dollars sale, and I buy fifteen
Speaker 2: pairs right and I just have them monoormentating.
Speaker 6: Can I tell you how much I love her peerings
Speaker 6: because I have a toddler. Do you know the risks
Speaker 6: that I am taking wearing grabby hands and I could
Speaker 6: lose a lobe any day?
Speaker 4: Those greedy eyes they see them bang.
Speaker 6: I've lent it to the giant hoops. Here's what happened
Speaker 6: is I had an event, and right before I went
Speaker 6: on stage, if someone said to me, you've lost an earring.
Speaker 6: So I did a whole gig with just one hoop,
Speaker 6: but it was a medium sized hoop, so my that
Speaker 6: well no, My response to that was like, right, I
Speaker 6: need them to be so big that I'm noticeably going
Speaker 6: to start walking in the circle if someone one of
Speaker 6: them falls off.
Speaker 4: I went really big ones.
Speaker 2: I think beyoncey what in one decade went super super big.
Speaker 1: Like massive, Yeah, and I knew. I knew that it
Speaker 1: was too big.
Speaker 2: When when I was shrugging it nearly dislike it, nearly
Speaker 2: all my Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6: I'm really into it. I don't I thought I would
Speaker 6: be thank you everybody.
Speaker 4: But they're the like reverse one.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know. No, they're just big, chunky ones.
Speaker 6: But they're also from an excellent shop in the city.
Speaker 6: Oh no, its because I just twisted. It was like
Speaker 6: a death becomes Her moment, which I just way, absolutely no,
Speaker 6: They're just no normal hoops, everybody.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm cleaning my bench, weird flexure. I do all
Speaker 2: my thinking when I'm cleaning cleaning my bag, and I came.
Speaker 1: Up with a joke out of the blue, my very
Speaker 1: first and probably last joke ever.
Speaker 6: You say funny things all the time. I think actual
Speaker 6: set up, punchline.
Speaker 4: Joke, an actual joke. And it just came to me.
Speaker 2: And I came to work the next day and I
Speaker 2: said to Jack, it was so good, I think I
Speaker 2: should have a comedy festival show. Right, you know you
Speaker 2: just got to it's why it's a start, okay. And
Speaker 2: he said, well, Celia's coming in. Why don't you see
Speaker 2: how good it is and pay it to a real
Speaker 2: bona fide.
Speaker 6: Two things you haven't heard thee I have not heard
Speaker 6: the joke.
Speaker 5: I want to hear it in real time.
Speaker 6: And you've recorded it yourself on your microphone of your microphones.
Speaker 1: I love microphones. I've got microphones everywhere. I recorded it
Speaker 1: in the microphone out there.
Speaker 6: All right, I will give you my next opinion. Do
Speaker 6: you see the stress in my face when someone's gone,
Speaker 6: this is a joke, Like, even if it's a very
Speaker 6: good joke, I might react weird?
Speaker 5: Okay, great, I'm pressing play.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, yep, I'll give you the context.
Speaker 1: That's my easy to the show with only one single
Speaker 1: joke delivered by the first lady of Lady Madness Chrissy s.
Speaker 2: Hi. Everyone is so great to see you or thank
Speaker 2: you so much for coming out.
Speaker 4: So what have I been up to? Well? I am
Speaker 4: single now, yes, I hope, yes, that's right and thanks
Speaker 4: to that.
Speaker 2: Yes single, and everyone is just so interested what happened?
Speaker 4: How are you? Are you on the apps?
Speaker 2: Have you met anyone? Well, I can tell you. I
Speaker 2: am on the apps. Well, I'm on.
Speaker 1: One app specifically, and we all know that one, don't we? Yes,
Speaker 1: you know the one full of middle aged.
Speaker 2: People offering their wares.
Speaker 3: Keen as beans.
Speaker 2: They are, my god, yep, I'm on gum Tree. And
Speaker 2: I did meet someone actually, a lovely gent called Glenn
Speaker 2: from Redhill, when I swiped right on his delightful collection
Speaker 2: of mid century souvenir tea spoons.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: That's the joke.
Speaker 2: Also, I'll be the front signing rubbish that I found
Speaker 2: from around my house and eleven year old copies of
Speaker 2: my book good Night.
Speaker 6: Oh My. I don't know where to start with this,
Speaker 6: because the production effort that you've gone to creating your
Speaker 6: own audience, I thought you were gonna you were going
Speaker 6: to appear as your own heckler at some point just
Speaker 6: to make.
Speaker 4: It feel look in fan, I didn't. I didn't do that.
Speaker 6: You're very kind to yourself because I imaginary audience were
Speaker 6: loving it.
Speaker 4: They loved it, didn't they?
Speaker 6: I mean, it's it's definitely a joke, thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: I will say, it's a good joke, but it just
Speaker 6: left me too long to guess what it was. I
Speaker 6: would just edit it, go on on the apps. You know, great,
Speaker 6: just needs an edit.
Speaker 8: That's a good job.
Speaker 5: Great, And that's a quicker show for you with your
Speaker 5: one joke.
Speaker 4: Fantastic.
Speaker 6: I'd be home for to be honest.
Speaker 4: Thank got to here.
Speaker 6: And as a professional comedian, I wish all comedy shows
Speaker 6: with one joke.
Speaker 3: The Creasy Swan Show, The Creasy Swan Show.
Speaker 4: We are so thrilled to welcome to the studio Felicity Ward.
Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, how are you chripy?
Speaker 4: It's such a thrill to see you, Irl. I've been
Speaker 4: stalking you like a mad woman.
Speaker 9: Than I appreciate that. What have you garnered from stalking me?
Speaker 4: Bitch can move.
Speaker 5: Chris came into the office.
Speaker 7: She's like Jack, You've got to watch Felicity Ward doing
Speaker 7: jazz ballet on our Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm jazz ballet till I die mate like ninety
Speaker 1: two Peninsula School of Dance and Drama. I just shout out,
Speaker 1: miss Angela, she yelled at us. I would say abusively
Speaker 1: for a couple of years. Mum was always late dropping
Speaker 1: us off, like always, and Miss Angel's like, and You're like,
Speaker 1: I am eleven yelling, and that's exactly right. Yes, But
Speaker 1: I just I love the expression on your face when
Speaker 1: you're doing it.
Speaker 4: I love the busies, bouncing, all of it.
Speaker 1: Jazz ballet is in your like once you get trained
Speaker 1: in jazz ballet, it's very hard, like if I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do any other kind of dance. I like to
Speaker 1: think occasionally of myself as someone who can dance, but
Speaker 1: every now and again, like I just want to.
Speaker 9: I just want to do a split leap.
Speaker 1: I just want to, like my my I have very
Speaker 1: good like extension, good straight lines, you know, and that's
Speaker 1: not very hip hop to have straight lines from long,
Speaker 1: gentle extensions.
Speaker 4: I want to. I want to acknowledge that we have
Speaker 4: a professional dance.
Speaker 7: I didn't tap in jars on the Peninsula growing up,
Speaker 7: and then I ended up at the Victorian. I went
Speaker 7: to a school called Lada School of Dance. I can
Speaker 7: still have.
Speaker 1: My God, I don't know if I can still do
Speaker 1: that for anyone I'm about to nearly.
Speaker 4: Nearly can I that tell you that?
Speaker 2: Okay, So, Felicity war just extended her leg up and
Speaker 2: one of the one of the things that I've seen
Speaker 2: in my life that lives in my head.
Speaker 4: Rent Free, Oh, I think I know what you're gonna
Speaker 4: say is and I think that it's so weird.
Speaker 2: I think that this this image comes into my mind
Speaker 2: at least once a week, once a fortnight, yes, years ago,
Speaker 2: a stand up.
Speaker 1: And yes, about a cat, about a cat flicking itself. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I every time I see a cat a little
Speaker 1: thought bubble of oh my god.
Speaker 4: Really going for it with the leg extended. There was
Speaker 4: into my head.
Speaker 9: Well that was a jazz ballet leg.
Speaker 4: Of course it was cat leg. There was.
Speaker 1: There was a couple of photos of that, and for
Speaker 1: years it just haunted me on the Internet where people go, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, Felicity Wards appearing in this and it was
Speaker 1: just me pretending to lick myself out a cat, And
Speaker 1: it's my own fault, like I got no one else
Speaker 1: to blame.
Speaker 9: Let's be honest.
Speaker 4: It haunts you and it haunts me.
Speaker 2: Stay speaking of amazing things that the Felicity Ward is doing.
Speaker 7: The office drops today on Prime video.
Speaker 5: Go and watch it all eight episodes.
Speaker 9: You can binge it today.
Speaker 4: Oh that is good, we say.
Speaker 1: I coined the phrase, which it's quite you can have
Speaker 1: a cringe binge binge eight episodes are going. Oh no,
Speaker 1: when this opportunity came up, when I presume your agent
Speaker 1: call and said, look I've got something. Yeah, will you
Speaker 1: like I hope I get it? Yeah, look you will
Speaker 1: know this, chrissy.
Speaker 9: But when you have been.
Speaker 1: Around a few years auditions, I'm not being rude. Don't
Speaker 1: excite me anymore because I assume that I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get them, or even if I get them, it
Speaker 1: won't go ahead. Or it goes ahead, but then it
Speaker 1: gets thwarted at some point. And yeah, that's the bit
Speaker 1: that people don't see it, like Simon has gone.
Speaker 4: Is like sex in a long term relationship. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: if you again, I'll do what you want me to do.
Speaker 4: If you get it.
Speaker 1: Great, like no one expected that, very low expectations like hey,
Speaker 1: good for you, thank you. Yes, I would like to
Speaker 1: be paid, so so like when the audition came up,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, and then then it was
Speaker 1: a call back, and then it was like chemistry tests,
Speaker 1: and then then it was such a long process. Before
Speaker 1: I got the part, I'd sort of forgotten about it,
Speaker 1: and then I got the call and I had to cry.
Speaker 4: I of course you.
Speaker 1: Are stepping into the shoes of David Brant. I mean
Speaker 1: that's the that's the role.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite Office because it's it's always
Speaker 1: a great dinner party conversation.
Speaker 4: Which series is your favorite apart from the Australian.
Speaker 9: One apart from the Australian Man. There's two things to
Speaker 9: say here. Number one, I had never seen an episode
Speaker 9: of The American Office until we'd finished filming ours. I'd
Speaker 9: never seen it.
Speaker 1: Wow, and then I got back to oh. And also,
Speaker 1: on the last day of filming our ones, they're all
Speaker 1: original scripts, so there's nothing from or storyline scripts, characters,
Speaker 1: they are all original, right. But on the last day
Speaker 1: of filming our one, we did a couple of like
Speaker 1: some of the more like the famous monologues, just in
Speaker 1: case they ended up going, you know what, we do
Speaker 1: want to use that because I don't because I don't
Speaker 1: live in Australia, so they were like covering their bases.
Speaker 1: So I did the monologue people say I'm the best boss,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah like that one. I get
Speaker 1: back to the UK after we'd finished filming and I
Speaker 1: was like, I've watched TV, you know, for ages and
Speaker 1: I pop on the TV and then you know how
Speaker 1: on streaming services they have like just a little trailer
Speaker 1: a snip, yeah, and it is Steve Carell saying people
Speaker 1: say I'm the best And I was like.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's me.
Speaker 1: And then I went, I should probably watch some of
Speaker 1: The American Office I started from season two.
Speaker 9: Look, I'm very glad I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1: Before we fled, because I'm like, Stephen Carrell is a
Speaker 1: very American.
Speaker 5: I've watched. I've watched one and absolutely loved it. And
Speaker 5: there's a little narrative in it.
Speaker 7: I really loved where someone is trying to flog some
Speaker 7: office chairs on eBay. Oh yeah, and it made me wonder,
Speaker 7: what's the weirdest thing you've bought or sold online for
Speaker 7: a city ward?
Speaker 5: Have you ever made a weird purchase?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've made a weird purchase. I
Speaker 1: mostly just buy clothes or sell clothes. It's the pick
Speaker 1: up that drives me, Like you know, to Facebook.
Speaker 7: No no, So when you're selling clothes, are people coming
Speaker 7: together them or are you posting it now?
Speaker 4: We're posting it?
Speaker 5: Oh yes?
Speaker 1: Oh mate. So there's like there's Vinted which is out.
Speaker 1: We've got deepop as well, and yes they've got Vinted.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what I mostly buy and sell on.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely fair.
Speaker 2: I mean, the best thing that ever came out of
Speaker 2: COVID was the word contactless and felicity.
Speaker 8: The doorstep.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming in the office is
Speaker 2: available on Prime Video from today. And in honor of
Speaker 2: David Brent and the Office and your new role and
Speaker 2: your jazz ballet background, will you please be upstanding?
Speaker 1: Oh I think I know what you're gonna do.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Welcome the Crispy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: We're thrilled to welcome Kitty Flanagan, Mike Plane, Hello, Kitty, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm here you.
Speaker 4: Are, and Fisk is also here back for a third season.
Speaker 8: Is back and as the kids would say, dropping a
Speaker 8: week at a time, one episode at a time.
Speaker 4: I've got a couple of things on in the press release.
Speaker 5: Have you read it?
Speaker 4: By the way, do you read your press release?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: I'm sure I write them. Chrissy hit me.
Speaker 1: This one says starring one of Australia's favorite comedians, which
Speaker 1: is undoubtedly true.
Speaker 8: It could be Aaron Chen, could be March she Gold,
Speaker 8: could be me. We don't know which one that is.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, who would you add to
Speaker 4: that list?
Speaker 8: Be any or all of us? Reese Nicholson is appearing
Speaker 8: this time round, Tom Ballard, Ballad's appearing, and Edmunds. I mean,
Speaker 8: she'd be up there as my favorite comedian.
Speaker 4: Oh god, we love her too.
Speaker 8: Is there anything better than a loose cannon she? I
Speaker 8: think she's this country's Will Ferrell. She's just she does
Speaker 8: random shouting, she does loose cannon work. She's she's unreal.
Speaker 8: She's in a couple of episodes. She's coming up in
Speaker 8: episode three next week and episode five as well's.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that in the diary. Big news for Helen.
Speaker 4: Your character such a sensible name. There's no other name
Speaker 4: for her. There's a coffee machine. She's organized a coffee machine.
Speaker 4: Do you have a coffee.
Speaker 1: Machine and is it very important to you and your sanity?
Speaker 8: Okay, so I'm a bit of a dag. I really
Speaker 8: like filter coffee. I've got a filter coffee machine.
Speaker 4: Like the American ones with the paper filter.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, I've got one of those.
Speaker 2: Do you I had one, but I had to put
Speaker 2: in like four cups of coffee.
Speaker 8: Well, it's called a mock a master. I think it's Dutch,
Speaker 8: so I have a nice Dutch coffee of a morning.
Speaker 8: But yeah, it's it's I really like it smooth because
Speaker 8: I drink black coffee, so I don't put milk in it,
Speaker 8: so I need it nice and smooth.
Speaker 2: Oh, I like this element. Speaking of the brown suit,
Speaker 2: it's back. I've got a suggestion for series four. Okay, yeah, because.
Speaker 4: I don't want to like yuck Helen's yum. Do you
Speaker 4: know that?
Speaker 8: But I like it.
Speaker 2: So when you yuck someone's yum, it's like they she
Speaker 2: likes that brown suit. I'm not going to yuck that
Speaker 2: it's her yum. But I want to suggest something, maybe
Speaker 2: even for weeknds Helen could mix it up with this brown,
Speaker 2: same brown, so she's comfortable.
Speaker 4: CORDI ROI.
Speaker 8: Overall, well, I'm loving all of that. I love an
Speaker 8: overall and I love a fabric that talks when you walk,
Speaker 8: and that is called GIROI for me the King's fabric.
Speaker 8: Apparently that's what it means, really called de Roy King.
Speaker 5: Hey. Speaking of fashion.
Speaker 7: In EP one, You Are Mudy, sheer Gold's character Ray
Speaker 7: reveals that he's seen a fashion psychologist. Yes, correct, I
Speaker 7: like me some fashion, but I've never heard of a
Speaker 7: fashion psychologist.
Speaker 5: Where did this come from?
Speaker 8: Look, we were inspired by life, but I won't say
Speaker 8: by who know who. They're kind of out there.
Speaker 4: He's a fashion psychologist.
Speaker 8: Yes, they tell you it's they help you discover what's
Speaker 8: on the inside through what's on the outside that I
Speaker 8: can ever quite get my head around. It's basically like
Speaker 8: they judge you what you wear. That's the wrong way.
Speaker 4: The mean girls at school, but they make money from it.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'd be really good at that.
Speaker 4: You're my fashion psychologist. You are. I'm like, is this okay?
Speaker 4: You always tell me.
Speaker 8: You look at that and you go, oh, okay, Chris,
Speaker 8: is this type of person or that type of person
Speaker 8: looking at what they're wearing?
Speaker 5: You can see the childhood trauma and that dnim try
Speaker 5: it out now.
Speaker 4: By am by accident double denim?
Speaker 8: Is that by accident or by design?
Speaker 4: No, that is by accident. I was leaving the house
Speaker 4: and I just threw this on.
Speaker 1: It is double denim. And they're not the same denim.
Speaker 1: Do I end it all today or do.
Speaker 5: You get a scene? I dog so you can find how.
Speaker 8: That was an accident? Total accident like. They're both very
Speaker 8: denim like. It's not like there's a bit of denim.
Speaker 1: I was just wearing this and then I came downstairs
Speaker 1: and the only jacket on the hook was this one,
Speaker 1: and I went, I was stuff it all right?
Speaker 8: You did it in a rush, then, not by accident, rush,
Speaker 8: you did it in a rush. I'll forgive that.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Kim planning.
Speaker 8: It says a lot about your personality, doesn't it. You're rushing,
Speaker 8: You're always late. You need to be prepared earlier.
Speaker 4: Correct, Correct, that is exactly me.
Speaker 7: Fis season three, Sunday's at eight o'clock on ABC TV,
Speaker 7: catch up on ABC I View. We also need to
Speaker 7: speak about have you been paying attention the season finale
Speaker 7: eight four tonight on ten?
Speaker 5: You're on it? Who else is there?
Speaker 8: I'm on it? Ray O'Leary, the deadpan New Zealand. It
Speaker 8: everybody's favorite who looks a lot like me in a
Speaker 8: weird w ome my favorite. And Edmonds is on Sam
Speaker 8: and Ed of course. And the master Stroke it's Larry
Speaker 8: mda as our guest quiz master. Oh yeah, I won't lie.
Speaker 8: I really lost my mind when I knew Larry wasn't
Speaker 8: big Larry you winner. Yeah, Larry well deserved. He's a
Speaker 8: lovely man.
Speaker 3: He is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 4: We're thrilled the Kitty Flanagan is sticking around there.
Speaker 1: You do a podcast with the great Dave O'Neil I
Speaker 1: do called the Junkies, and we are going to hijack
Speaker 1: that concept for a game.
Speaker 3: Of jeez shippy choices.
Speaker 1: We get down to the supermarket and all the new
Speaker 1: weird and wacky and wonderful flavors.
Speaker 4: All right, I've sliced the bags open for you.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I'm that sort of woman.
Speaker 8: Have you sliced them open or have you just had
Speaker 8: to go at them before you gave them to me?
Speaker 4: I haven't, and I should have no.
Speaker 1: All right, So what we want you to do is
Speaker 1: take one, whichever one you want. And now that's what
Speaker 1: the flavor is and then give us your review.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm going to go for the twisty sweet and
Speaker 8: sour because I have seen this some flavor in the
Speaker 8: shops and they've changed the bag.
Speaker 4: Did it used to be blue and white? Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: that was the one I was asking.
Speaker 8: And they've changed the bag, and so I'm interested to
Speaker 8: see why. I'm thinking maybe they're trying to make it
Speaker 8: a permanent fixture.
Speaker 1: I think they're trying to make it more obvious because
Speaker 1: the blue and white one reminded me of Zaltan from Big.
Speaker 5: She's giving it a good sniff yep.
Speaker 8: Okay, so this is sweet and sour, and I can
Speaker 8: smell the vinegar in there. Oh nice, and a little
Speaker 8: bit tomatoe as well, a little bit like atomic tomato
Speaker 8: sandboy chip. Nothing better. Yeah, I'm going for the crunch.
Speaker 8: If you don't like people crunching on the microphone, turn away.
Speaker 4: Now you do it very.
Speaker 5: Daintily, because I hate it, but she does it in
Speaker 5: a great fashion.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Now, I kind of like it. It kind of
Speaker 8: works all right. It's weird. I think it's like a
Speaker 8: sweet and sour sauce that you might get at McDonald's
Speaker 8: that you dip your things into your nugs, like that
Speaker 8: sweet and sour source because I can't quite put my
Speaker 8: finger on it's not quite Asian, but it's.
Speaker 4: A it's a glow. It's like sampang.
Speaker 8: Half good enough that I finished the twisty.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good. It's a glowing recommendation. What are we
Speaker 4: moving on to the next?
Speaker 8: All right, I'm going to move on to thee the
Speaker 8: tree of cheeses.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this makes me nervous because anything we cheese
Speaker 1: involved in a chip reminds me of sick.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: That funny little smell that comes out of your belly
Speaker 1: button and your tone, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a wrong cheese and weirdly for me the top
Speaker 1: of my ear.
Speaker 8: Right, you really put me off. Now I might move
Speaker 8: to a different.
Speaker 4: Red rock.
Speaker 5: I need to hear what it's like.
Speaker 4: And what are the cheeses cheed up?
Speaker 8: Amazon and Bree? Now, I think we'll be hard pressed
Speaker 8: to taste the bree Harmazon's always the strongest one. Yes,
Speaker 8: just having a good sniff.
Speaker 4: How's the odor?
Speaker 8: Now, I'll just give you a bit of a bit
Speaker 8: of a tip from an expert in order to really
Speaker 8: smell the flavor. Often you have to lick the chip first.
Speaker 8: Then's my Okay, oh god, that's strong. Yeah, the parmesan
Speaker 8: is strong in this one. Okay, the cheddar is also there,
Speaker 8: but again, the bree is not there. I will take
Speaker 8: a bite just because I'm professional. Please, I don't really
Speaker 8: want to.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that is not a glowing recommendation at all.
Speaker 8: They're too much for me. Okay, but then I don't
Speaker 8: eat cheese, so I.
Speaker 4: Like cheese either.
Speaker 8: My sister does love these chips, though, she's always buying them.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, so they're not for you, but that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean they're not for everyone.
Speaker 8: They're not for me. But I'm going to take them
Speaker 8: because my sister arrives, so that's kind of a win.
Speaker 5: We've got one more.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm excited about this one too, because I love
Speaker 1: a Smith's chip.
Speaker 8: This is a weird inspired by Squid Game.
Speaker 4: Is the flavor of squid death.
Speaker 8: Flavor of murder ummy front man fried chicken? Whatever? That
Speaker 8: means that I've not watched squid Game. They're a smith chip.
Speaker 4: They're only going to take a bite of that and
Speaker 4: then die.
Speaker 8: There's going to be a weird sort of what happens
Speaker 8: in squid game.
Speaker 5: No, someone shoots you, shoots you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have a rifle stand by.
Speaker 8: M m oh, that's not nice. I don't like that
Speaker 8: at all.
Speaker 4: So it's not fried chicken.
Speaker 8: Well it is fried chicken, but I don't like fried chicken.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I can really taste the oil and the fry.
Speaker 4: Eat it any It's crispy.
Speaker 8: The good crumb Smith is always a good crumch no question,
Speaker 8: one of the best. And crinkle cut that's very deep fried. Yeah,
Speaker 8: that is there.
Speaker 4: You say that as if it's a bad thing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I mean they've nailed it. If they're going
Speaker 8: for front Man for dead Man, fried chicken, whatever it is.
Speaker 4: You are a delight.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go straight down and and definitely buy
Speaker 1: the sweet and sour ones, and I would buy the
Speaker 1: I would take those cheese ones, but obviously they're going
Speaker 1: to your beautiful sister and Kitty.
Speaker 5: Don't forget to take the brown overalls for Helen to
Speaker 5: wear in season four?
Speaker 8: Are you jaking?
Speaker 4: You must?
Speaker 6: You must?
Speaker 8: Can I have those?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: There a gift for you.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I'm in heaven.
Speaker 7: Fis Season three airs Sundays at eight pm on ABC TV.
Speaker 5: And ABC I View.
Speaker 4: Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1: For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
Speaker 1: podcast dot com.
Speaker 6: Do you