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Speaker 1: Apodjake Production. Welcome back to another episode of Am I

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Speaker 1: Have Had Mom? Podcast? I thought of you the other day, Rachel,

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Speaker 1: because I sold something on Facebook marketplace. Yes, I sold

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Speaker 1: what even was it? It was a chair. I sold

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Speaker 1: a chair and the girl came to pick it up

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Speaker 1: and she was running late because she'd been at work,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, no worries, and so I've opened

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Speaker 1: up the garage door when she got there, and I've

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Speaker 1: given her the chair, and I noticed that she's wearing

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Speaker 1: like scrubs and I was like, oh, do you work

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Speaker 1: at the hospital, and she went, no, I work at

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Speaker 1: a vet. And then it was when she said a

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Speaker 1: vet when I then looked at the scrubs and realized

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Speaker 1: there were cats and dogs all over it, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, are you fucking dumb idiot? You suggested she

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Speaker 1: was at the hospital, cats and dogs all over her clothing.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know what it was that was in

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Speaker 1: me rage that I then felt the need to talk

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Speaker 1: all about my dead cat. She's carrying the chair and

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Speaker 1: she's given me the money. She's carrying the chair out

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Speaker 1: of the garage. It's dark, it's late, and so I've

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Speaker 1: then felt the need to tell her all about my cat, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and how he was really sick and we paid eight

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars for an operation and then he died two

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Speaker 1: weeks later. And she's like looked at me, and I

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Speaker 1: could just say, I'm like, I've gone too far.

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Speaker 2: She is she has the I don't give her fuck.

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Speaker 1: Face on that. She was really lovely and was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my goodness, I'm so sorry to hear it. So

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Speaker 1: I've kept going, rach, I'm still talking, but in my head,

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Speaker 1: I'm going shut up, for the love of God, just

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Speaker 1: give her the chair and let her go.

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Speaker 2: You're like holding the chairs, do it. You're like just

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Speaker 2: talking to her, and she's like, I just want a chair.

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Speaker 1: Bit he was only three. Like, I'm just playing it

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Speaker 1: over and over in my mind. The only way it

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Speaker 1: could have been any worse for her is if I'd

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Speaker 1: have started crying.

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Speaker 2: She would have helped with that all day. Yeah. And

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Speaker 2: then there's Katie. She want to know about my cat. No, okay,

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Speaker 2: well let me tell you this story.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I am never buying anything off marketplace ever again. Am

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Speaker 1: I bad mum four? Giving them too much information?

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited about this topic.

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Speaker 1: So I don't really need to be careful around what

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Speaker 1: the girl's here anymore, you know, swearing they watch whatever

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Speaker 1: on Netflix. I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully not The Hunting Wives.

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Speaker 1: Probably, And so Jay, my husband Jay, went in and

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Speaker 1: had a sect to me. Yeah last week, bluffy guy,

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Speaker 1: which is it's just funny. I think it got to

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Speaker 1: the point where you.

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Speaker 2: It's just funny.

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Speaker 3: There's not even a remnant of smile or laughter on

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Speaker 3: your face.

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Speaker 1: I got to the point, Rache where I was like,

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Speaker 1: I've been taking the pill since I was sixteen years old. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the more I read about it, and the more

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Speaker 1: I listen to and you know me, every podcast I

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Speaker 1: listened to, I believe what they say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, We've discussed this many of times.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm always buying supplements and shit that. I go

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Speaker 1: through stages of going we don't need supplements. If we've

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Speaker 1: got a good enough diet, then that should be enough.

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Speaker 1: And then I go through a stage I listen to

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Speaker 1: something I go, oh, I need to buy magnesium. I

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Speaker 1: need to get vitamin D supplements. I need the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: What's the thing I heard of the other day Colosseum

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Speaker 1: does it anyway? I was like, I need that. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what it is.

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Speaker 2: It's definitely not that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm definitely the person that's that is what

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Speaker 1: I need. I've listened to that podcast and she is right.

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Speaker 1: Who is she? I don't know, but she is definitely right.

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Speaker 1: Do you need any more research on that? Nope, she

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Speaker 1: said it on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Listening I'm all ears. Let me know.

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Speaker 1: I got to the point where I was like, I

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Speaker 1: really don't want to be taking a pill anymore. I

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Speaker 1: don't think it's very good for me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So the part that comes into play with the telling

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Speaker 1: them too much information. I said, Dad's got a procedure

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Speaker 1: procedure and they were like, what do you mean a procedure?

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Speaker 1: Like what's he having done? And I was like, oh Jesus,

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Speaker 1: they're going to think he's having some kind of plastic

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Speaker 1: surgery or hair plugs. As I just came out and

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Speaker 1: he's having a missect to me and they looked at

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Speaker 1: me and they were like, what, Yeah, he's having a

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Speaker 1: resected me. And so he's gone in for it, he's

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Speaker 1: come out, he had to have an actual be put

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Speaker 1: to sleep, just because it's a bit more complicated. But

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Speaker 1: we've gone home home and now the days following this,

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Speaker 1: I hear the girls go, hey, Dad, hay your bulls

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Speaker 1: and Jay's gone, oh yeah, you know, a bit sore,

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Speaker 1: but not too bad. And my husband Jay is definitely

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Speaker 1: the person that gives too much information, like he is

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Speaker 1: inappropriate at the best of times.

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Speaker 3: And I mean, like his conversation to me it started

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Speaker 3: about I said, your shirt looks lovely, and then he

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Speaker 3: told me about his new genes that he purchased, but

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Speaker 3: he has to be careful because his balls might be.

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Speaker 1: So and I was like, I'm sorry, I just want.

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Speaker 2: To say, you have a nice shirt.

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Speaker 1: I did not sign up for this conversation.

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Speaker 3: Why is your shirt taking me to your balls now?

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Speaker 1: And so I'm listening to this conversation between the girls

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Speaker 1: and Jane and I'm like, in my mind, I'm going stop,

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Speaker 1: you're giving them too much. They're asking all these questions,

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Speaker 1: how are your balls? Are they bruised? I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is definitely a case of too much information. I've

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Speaker 1: giving you too much information. Now as a mum, I

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Speaker 1: am sat back and we have enough mum gil as

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Speaker 1: it is and questioning over our parenting. I'm now sat

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Speaker 1: back hearing my children talking to my husband about the

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Speaker 1: state of his testicles, thinking you've told them too much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's no different to my children sitting at

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Speaker 2: the dinner table questioning their father over where they come

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Speaker 2: from and the idea that they come from his balls.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, look like it actually makes me.

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Speaker 2: And then I sort of looked around and was like,

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Speaker 2: why are you two talking like this? And they're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: we were talking about it when you're away.

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Speaker 3: It's so funny.

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Speaker 2: And I looked at Sam. I was like, what is

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Speaker 2: fucking wrong with you? The ten and twelve idiot?

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Speaker 1: And he's like, well, it's like a life.

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Speaker 2: It might be a fact of life, but surely there's

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Speaker 2: a time and a place, not at the dinner table

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Speaker 2: talking about your sperm.

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Speaker 1: There wasn't a page in the Where Did I Come From?

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Speaker 1: Book that talked about babies coming from the bullsacks? Oh?

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Speaker 2: What made you go? How was your day to day?

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Speaker 2: Did you know that you came from my bullsack? What

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Speaker 2: the fuck?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: How's your state going?

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Speaker 3: Good? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to learn about my ballsack?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck me, what's wrong with these people?

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Speaker 1: Too much information?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I know?

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Speaker 3: But then your girls are at the other like they're

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Speaker 3: wanting to know the information.

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Speaker 1: Well, the problem now they've got an issue with So

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Speaker 1: he's been using frozen piece, frozen peas and zip lock

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Speaker 1: bags keep the swelling down. And now the girls have

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Speaker 1: got an issue with the freezer and with anything in

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Speaker 1: there that touch dad's bulls. No, Dad is not having

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Speaker 1: peas every in it for the rest of my life.

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Speaker 1: I will never have peas again.

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Speaker 3: Out of our freezer at least, like but it's gonna

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Speaker 3: be okay if you're in a restaurant or something like that.

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Speaker 2: The girls are like.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely not, no peace. Why are you having peas?

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Speaker 1: Cut to like ten years later, they're on a date.

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Speaker 1: I can't have the pizza. Sorry, no peas. Why not

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Speaker 1: because my dad used to put them on his bulls

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Speaker 1: to stop the swelling, And I can never eat peas again.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna be scarred. They're canna be scarred.

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Speaker 2: There's no trauma in that.

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Speaker 1: The bulls are carred bulls, cards, The kids are card.

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Speaker 1: The bulls are God. What did you do today?

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Speaker 2: This will be my exact conversation, Katie Grace. You're getting cut.

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Speaker 2: What did you talk about on podcast today?

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Speaker 1: Balls for the whole time