WEBVTT - Full Show: Jase Has A Small Mouth 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:17.840 Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourn. Jason Lauren, start your morning the 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:18.599 right way. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:20.440 Be great, good day. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.160 This is Jason Lauren. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:27.600 No, you're one hundred. Good morning everybody, and welcome to 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:28.320 your Friday. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:33.240 Good morning. My goodness, it is glorious out there this morning. 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:36.120 About the sunrise she's going to turn. I put it 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:36.479 on my. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:44.000 Instagram sunrise, Yes, Jesus spectacular, Jakes spectacular, but we wouldn't 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:45.199 know windows. 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:46.560 It's not a time. 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:47.479 It looks that nighttime. 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.320 It is absolutely glorious and it's it's. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.840 Warming around that beautiful, isn't it? 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:54.720 You know what amazing? 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:56.639 We get the cops in here every week and we're 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:58.560 still have in charge for the tints on these windows. 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.280 Like if you're not driving anywhere and we won't be able. 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:07.000 To we can't see here. In the news, Harry was weighing. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:11.440 Yes, Prince Harry or Harry Garside on the. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.000 And us moving social media up in the age and 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:20.119 thirty Harry Prince Harry, Yeah, he had a shot at us. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:21.160 He said it's no good. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:21.640 He said it. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:26.360 Would encourage family Barney's and also playground bullying. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.920 Pull your head in your ranger. And I can say 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:30.880 that because I am one. 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:35.160 Prince Harry said that, well, it's nice to be noticed. 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:38.560 Remember us, you're in Australia. Break things, Harry. 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:42.479 Here we are also Adrian Portelli charged overnight. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:45.600 He didn't look like he cared. He was having a party. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:48.960 You have a party last night at the Penthouse. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:49.080 Huge you. 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:56.120 Know how this Ukraine that fast car in to the 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.760 fiftieth floor or what fast? 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.080 Oh my god, he is there on the Today Show. 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:03.360 I'm just seeing footage of the past. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:07.480 So we invited, well almost everybody in Melbourne. 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:09.560 Didn't get an invite. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:13.040 He's facing nineteen counts of unlawful lottery. Now this is 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:14.760 in South Australia. 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:20.160 Basically exactly, so there are strange rules because South Australia 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:24.080 is effectively nineteen sixty two, so they haven't caught up 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:24.959 to the rest of us. 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.720 I assume that's what it is. You know, is I 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:30.600 just go like, you know, this guy, he's a billionaire, 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.440 he's self made, he worked his ass off to get 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.720 for he years and he's actually actually giving back to 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:41.359 the community. And then you've got these stiff in Adelaide 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.440 government that are now charging him for. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:48.800 The rules russ maximum change the rules of rules. I 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:49.280 get it. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.080 I'm on his side, but like I need to change. 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:53.919 Rules, change the rules and get off him. 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:56.760 The maximum penalty is one hundred and ninety thousand dollars. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:00.000 He'd have that in his well box exactly. He's got book, 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:00.520 he would. 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:01.720 I don't think he'd be a cash guy. 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.079 I was going to say purse, but he wouldn't carry 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:04.519 a purse. 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:06.480 It what he might carry a purse? 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:10.080 Man bag immersed, immerse is a man immerse? 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:11.480 Where does that sit on your person? 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.880 Shoulder strap? Yeah, well over the shoulder, number. 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:16.600 Back, pocket, front, pocket. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.560 I don't mind the idea of immerse. 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:19.679 Immersed the same. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:20.880 Should we get one? 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.079 We don't look like Ellen from the Hangover? If you 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:24.520 were getting around down with him. 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:28.560 Tucket you would do you tuck it under the arm pit? 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:29.000 No? 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:29.880 No, no, no, I could? 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.840 That looks good, wouldn't it. I want something with a shoulder. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:36.440 Strap, yeah, like Ellen from the Hangover. 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:38.520 Yeah, that's a handbag. 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:40.440 What does he say? It's not a man bag, it's 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:40.880 a satchel. 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:44.360 Yeah, you get a handbag. Strand we're going to lunch today. 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.080 We'll chat about that later on. But like I would, 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:48.120 I would like something to carry my sunglasses. And stuff 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.080 like that. Immers normally I have to. 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:53.440 Say, Lauren, I went out and met two girlfriends for 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:55.760 a glass of fine yesterday because it is the festive season. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:04:00.120 And I was on the phone to you, Clint, and 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.560 I got out of the Uber to walk into my house. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:06.160 Walked into my house and I was like, my brand 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:09.520 new sunglasses that I bought last week, see me because 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:11.320 I forgot to take my sunglasses and I bought them 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:14.120 from the sunglasses Hot at the airport. Last time I 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:18.719 had sunglasses hot the sunglasses Hot at the airport, and 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:20.320 I bought them on the Friday, so I hadn't even 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:21.919 had them for a full week. And I was like, 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:23.560 where are they. 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:24.520 I've left them in the uber. 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:29.080 Oh yes, So I called the thing and then the 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:32.000 guy was like, oh hang on, hang on, Yeah, I've 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.240 got them. I said, well, do you think you'd be 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:34.800 able to come back? Because if on Uber now you 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:37.159 lose something, you push his button, it calls them and 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.119 you say yes, and it'll charge you an extra twenty 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.560 dollars to have your thing delivered back because it doesn't 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:43.320 know how far they could be an hour away. 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.120 I didn't know that I left my keys in er 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:46.360 the other day and I said to the guy, I'll 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:47.240 tip you to bring him back. 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:48.800 Oh, well, yeah, I've done that before too, but I 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.200 think because I don't know, I get that popped up 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.280 and I was like, yep, done. So he was like, 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.279 I said, how far are you? Said off five minutes. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.200 So he sawings back down my street. There's a lady 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:02.040 in the back seat with a dog, and she goes, sorry, 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.240 I sat on them, and I was like. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:05.640 He bought the passenger with him. 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.560 You had a passenger with him who had a dog 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:11.920 in the back seat, because now apparently can do uber dog. 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:14.840 So she's sitting here to tell me the dog was 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:15.760 wearing the sunglasses. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:19.080 Give them back. 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.160 She said, I'm so sorry I was sat on them. 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:22.720 I said, it's not your fault, it's my fault. I 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:24.719 left them in the back seat. She handed them and 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:26.320 I put them on, and I was like the crooked 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.960 She said, no, we all went on our merry way cooked. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:30.560 He did a full fashion parade for her. 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:32.520 Well, yeah, she sat on them and wasn't her fault, 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.120 but I just wanted to see. 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.880 I'm sorry. I'd be a bit rattled if I was 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:40.000 a passenger in the back of any turning left here. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:41.640 Yeah, we've got to go back to the lady's house 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:42.360 for sunglasses. 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:44.600 If she was in a rush. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.200 I was very grateful, but the whole thing was quite 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:48.880 a scene with the dog as well. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:53.359 You should have by the time she everybody tipped everybody. 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:56.040 She could have bought new stomachs. Oh my god, I'm 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:56.800 surprised he didn't. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.800 Why is it though, You buy cheap sunglasses and you 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:03.039 have them for fifteen years actually by expense, and these 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.120 were the only basically the only pair at the sunglasses 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:08.000 that weren't on Black Friday style because it was Black 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:09.479 Friday when I went to the airport. You know what 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:12.080 you need and then you lose them within five days. 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:16.440 A strap, next strap, the chain, the cable or a merse. 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:19.200 N they didn't fit in my merse. My merse was 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:19.719 too small. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.600 I reckon, you're about a year away from the old 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:22.520 chain around the neck. 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:25.159 Did you have a small merse at a very small mersey? 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.320 My phone and my sunglasses didn't fit. That was problem. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.520 I'll be fitting something in your merse a bit later. Mate. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.600 It's amazing when she can get no merse. I've been 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:32.719 out with her before and I'll. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:33.719 Bring a bigger merse today. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:35.920 I please do, because we've got a lot. We're all 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:37.160 throwing something in your marse today. 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:38.000 No, absolutely not. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.440 Should we get into it? I like the merse chat. 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.000 Thank you to the lady who sat on and then 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:45.520 returned my sunglasses with their dog. 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.240 We're going a massive show coming up today, money to go, 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.279 very special guests. We'll tell you all about it on 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:51.599 the other side of this. Oh, and we'll tell you 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:54.360 what we're getting up to after the show. A listening 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:56.520 to Noble one hundred just gone ten past six. What 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.200 a cracking day. But you're going to enjoy it to 0:06:58.320 --> 0:06:59.760 about four? 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:01.000 Is it changing? 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:01.800 Mate? 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:03.560 Come on, Melbourne, don't go changing. 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:07.360 Rains are coming, don't get breaking, not just rains. There's 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.840 a thunderstorm coming. Oh that's not great news for it. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:10.720 I love a summer storm. 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:16.280 It's exciting. Not great news for us because tonight or today, 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:21.080 we have a careful be very careful, tread carefully. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.920 We have our end of year festive party party. 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:30.840 Yeah, the team wrap festive party. Yeah. So we're kicking 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:37.680 off mid afternoon, nice lunch and then carrying into the evening. Yes, 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.240 what's a couple of questions. I mean obviously storms are 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:43.760 going to play havoc after the lunch. 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:48.240 Okay, so the rooftop penthouse I've booked for everyone. 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:54.680 Should so the super eyebooks I should can. 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.200 So we better down the helicopters because you can't fly 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:57.680 in the store. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.800 If we can't fly the choppers, I'm going to cant 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.160 bet to call Adrian Portelli. We're not going to need 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:03.200 his pen. We will not. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.240 We don't need the lambou boat today, do we. We 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.400 might need the penthouse, might need the plane. So yes, 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:11.600 we're doing your team lunch into a team Pardu, which 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.200 is being led by producers Jazz. 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:18.680 A couple of concerns. This team has never gone out 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.360 on a night out in its entirety, it's entirety, no 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:24.520 when we haven't had a show the next morning. 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.440 But also in its entirety there's always someone missing. 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:29.520 That's a good point. Normally Clints off doing weekends. 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:31.000 He's away or I've been away. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.000 I'm here, guys. Oh, this is it, the whole team in. 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:35.480 It's in time here for you. Now, what's the rule 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:37.240 you've got with this team? Remember the rule you said 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:40.040 to sleep with each other? You said, no, don't spread 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:41.320 the crow the crew. 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:46.240 Yeah, none of them. Obviously you're married, you're married, you're 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:49.120 sort of married, you're basically married or the only two 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.760 left to gen Z and Clinton. 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.600 That's no one. I don't care if you're happy at 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.880 home or not. You keep it in your pants. We 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:57.160 are not ruining this vibe. 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:59.040 No, we've got a great vibe in the team at 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.439 the moment. I don't know what's happened in the last week, 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:02.920 but the wheels to fall it off, and I am 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:03.520 loving it. 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.120 Would you like me to read through the Nova drug 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:10.600 and alcohol policy? They with it, are you? No? 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:12.760 It's around this time of year though, that people get 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.160 all stuff females, not just from a Nova, from every 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:18.960 company that is like ways to conduct yourself at the 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:23.319 office party, not to do you know what I find? 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:29.280 It's it's people like Jenny in accounts, right, that quite 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.800 allolish Jenny, or you know. 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:33.520 They're quite all year round, and they really. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:36.960 In the mile room or Karen on reception who don't 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.719 normally get social all year You're right. 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.040 And they end up doing the splits or something along. 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:45.800 Yes like that. Yes, and when. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.080 It's the night that party tricks come out. 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:49.040 Oh yeah, party tricks. 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:50.440 Should not come out of your office. 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:50.760 Part. 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.960 It's also the first night they do shots. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:56.800 It is a sorry pies don't save shots anymore. 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:58.640 They can after. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.600 Yeah, it's like a two drinks at most companies. 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:06.160 This is some one who always buys a tray of shots. 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:10.600 And you're right, Jenny or Trevor. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.880 Yeah, will indulge in timmy shots and all of a 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:13.960 sudden there's chunks. 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.720 Of carrot in the hair. And as they're doing it, they'll. 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:17.839 Be likens jarrott in your hair. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:22.680 Yeah, and they'll be doing it going where that's the 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.200 Gold Coast when I was growing up. 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:28.199 Now, I've also requested for lunch some what do you 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.840 call them? Christmas bond bonds? But I've tried you. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:37.200 Silly, silly woman. WHOA. 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.520 I just wanted to say, because the only reason I'm 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.280 getting them is because your head's so big they probably 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:44.000 won't fit. It's gonna be a real lot and I 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:44.960 couldn't get extra. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:52.439 Mariah already sixteen past six morning. Everyone you say the 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:55.080 sea word on this show, you get Mariah. That's the 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:58.080 rule here on Nova. And here's Jason and Lauren, all right, 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:02.520 look at their head tops it thirty two. Yeah, and 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.880 then shower's going to hit round four this afternoon. We're 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:06.640 just gotta be quick here. 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:07.560 Sorry everyone, That one was on. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:09.720 So you were saying, we were mentioning our festive lunch, 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.920 you have bought bon bons paper hats. 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:15.240 Well yeah, because I was like, can you get extra 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:18.360 large ones because Jas has a huge bond and turns 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.560 out he sort of can't. Well I haven't found them, 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.160 so the joke will be on you. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:25.959 Can we can we staple a couple together? 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:26.200 No? 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:27.720 I always. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:32.400 The Queenslanders and then they sweat and the eye. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.120 Comes down my face every time. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:39.719 When is someone going to make a bond bond with 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:40.880 something decent? Insight? 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.199 Oh, I hear and the jokes give me like a cool. 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.360 Lip balm or something that I'll actually use. I don't 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:49.120 need a mini screwdriver. 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.920 Little mini bottles of booze like they haven't a hotel. 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:55.360 That's a nice Now we're talking. 0:11:56.320 --> 0:12:02.319 We should make next year Naughty Box naughty like well, 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:03.920 like just a bit more fun than the Red. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:10.640 Yeah, like a dilly just bumps out. 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:14.240 You're going to dill in one of those there's jay. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:16.840 Deal that's a big bumbo and you got there. It's heavy, 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:21.800 it's got to girth. Stop you grab the other end 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:22.040 of this. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:28.160 Not for the family Christmas party. They're not the family. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:37.199 Just what I wanted. Stop it, one head, God, put 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:37.600 the hat on. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:42.800 Stop it. Okay, maybe this isn't a good business idea. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:47.480 It's a colored die running down and be fun. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.360 It is a mean like lip glosses and. 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:54.559 Lip glosses, wonderful idea. 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:57.400 Before we get I'm leaving. 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:01.720 Before we get to it. Coming up. We have taken 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.199 over gun By World. We have the keys to gun 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:06.520 By World for the ultimate day. 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:08.680 Out minus six days exactly. 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:10.480 Say we'll be live from there next Thursday. If you 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.480 want to score a family past thirteen twenty four ten 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.920 is our number. Darren is called through. Not for gun 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.720 buy a World, but you've got some feedback for us, Darren, 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:20.240 good morning, here. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:20.640 You going go? 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.960 No, Darren, we don't want to hear from you. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.079 Was so disappointed in you. 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:31.320 Can you believe a conversation about billies and bom bombs? 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:33.240 You said that terrible word again. 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.240 That's a big bombon you got there, man, it's heavy, 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:37.319 it's got some girth. 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:39.760 Stop. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:41.400 May you to grab the other end of this? 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:48.600 Not for the family Christmas party. I was talking about 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:53.320 making naughty bon Bonds. It was the phones went chrop 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:56.120 on and I was like, what's happening this? No, I 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:58.200 was going to get through this show today without saying 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:02.559 your borry, Darren, it's six twenty five twice? 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:04.679 What do you say there? Loss? 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:10.120 I got walked into that one. I've got two strikes. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.720 You can't celebrate other people's failures and then not celebrate 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:14.079 your own. 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:15.680 Are we updated the tally? Yeah? 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:16.160 We are? 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.960 Jason nice at six times, Clint's on three? 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:24.160 Yeah, alright, I watched my c's. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:26.360 Se for you. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.720 Clinty dropped mount left front center. You say the sea 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:31.960 word during December on this show, you get Maria. Good 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.760 morning everyone, it is number one hundred. You're on the 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:37.080 air with Jason Lauren Clint here too. I'll tell you 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.000 what Next Thursday, we're going to be live from Gumbai World, 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:41.960 and I hope the weatherlight is like it is today. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:43.440 It's beautiful out there this morning. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.680 Drops of thirty two we are going for it'll turn late. 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.160 The Savo fire World is turning seven. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:49.720 We're seven times the fun. 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:53.080 It's were slides, rides and wildlife collide on y A 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.440 World Theme Fuck, Come get a wildlife. 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:03.920 Just so, Jason Lauren, that's we've got the keys to 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:08.480 gun By World next Thursday. We will be alive from there. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.520 We're taking care of everything, tickets, breakfast, and then here's 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.920 the cool bit. When the show finishes at nine park 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:17.200 to yourself. The park doesn't normally open until eleven. 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:18.560 But they're opening for you. Guys. 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:20.920 We want to bring a hundred kids with us. 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.160 This is going to be insane. All right, let's do it. 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:24.680 Family passes, Let's off light them. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:27.360 Melanie from South morangu morning. How many kids you got? 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:28.320 I got? 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:28.640 True? 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:30.480 Do you want to bring them both? Or are you 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:33.080 picking a favorite? Nah? They can both come beautiful at 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.120 the wrong time of you to do that exactly. We 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.000 will see you all on Thursday morning. We can't wait. 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.440 Look, you know what ain't cheap to take the family 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:44.720 do something like this so on Thursday exactly. This is 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:47.000 our way of saying thank you Melbourne for listening to 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:48.080 us this past year. 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:52.760 Said to Phillip Island, Hello, Meghan, Oh hello, would you 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:54.720 like to come with us to gun By World? 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:57.760 Done? You got tickets? 0:15:57.840 --> 0:15:57.920 Oh? 0:15:57.960 --> 0:15:59.800 You're going to bring your niece Megahan. You're a good 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:00.320 eye auntie. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:01.880 Yeah, I'm going to bring my name. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:03.480 Yes, the fun auntie. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.120 It's always good then when you look at your other 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:06.760 siblings and you're like top that. 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:10.160 Yeah, yeah, I'm the fun auntie. 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.640 Yeah. I once got Hugh Jackman to ring my mom 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:13.400 for Mother's Day. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.240 That's a good. 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:17.840 Un Did my sisters turn on me after? 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:19.240 That's good one. 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.600 Now it's a great time to give mom. You're Remington footspa. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:23.000 You can win that. 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:25.680 You got a cameo from Hugh Jackman for me? 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.400 How goods Oh dad was headless? 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.520 All right, let's go again, Rowena, Good morning. 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:31.640 Good morning. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:32.240 How are you going? 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:33.239 We are good? 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.280 You'd like to come along on Thursday? Absolutely? 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:37.280 I would love to go. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:38.560 Who are going to bring along? 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.200 Well, my little four year old daughter who has never been, 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:47.160 and then twenty four year old son who hasn't been 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:48.120 since it shut. 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.400 Oh my gosh. You know why that's good Rowena. You 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.160 can use your twenty four year old son to go 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:54.760 down the water slides with your daughter and you can 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:55.320 just sit. 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:56.880 Back and enjoy cabanas. 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:59.960 Guys, Rowena lives near by. What should we all sleep over? 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:02.520 Where is she? Where are you long? Worry? 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:03.480 Yeah? 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.080 Yeah, you got a bunk beds there. 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:07.840 I've got a caravan. 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:12.560 I'm not sleeping in the caravan with you two. 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:15.240 We've done that once before. We did the motor home thing. 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:17.280 Didn't end it well, I'm not sure it was for us. 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:22.000 It really was. Hey, we've got a massive show for 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:24.679 a for a Friday. You can head into KFC and 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:27.040 get more bang for your bucket with KFC's pack lunch 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.000 for just nine ninety five not available on delivery thanks 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:32.000