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Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables things men have no business doing

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Speaker 1: being my best friend.

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Speaker 2: Fact bro oh, I couldn't agree more. I could not

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Speaker 2: agree more with that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Yes, yes, yes, relatable. The Relatables

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Speaker 1: podcast is hosted by myself, Addie Clark Okay, Mummy, and

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Speaker 1: my partner in crime, mister Daddy Jake Cray. Let's go

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Speaker 1: thank you everybody for shooting in worse again. Jake, we're

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Speaker 1: starting today proving my superpowers. You could say, I own it.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna side with you on this one as in

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Speaker 3: a bad time. You haven't been siding with me very

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Speaker 3: oft today as.

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Speaker 1: In yes, superpower. Yes, all right. I don't know where

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Speaker 1: you get the confidence is his key, guys, fake it

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Speaker 1: till you make it. I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: Give me a little backstory. What's been going on?

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Speaker 3: Okay, a couple of weeks now, we've done it in

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Speaker 3: multiple times. K I randomly went and said having a

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Speaker 3: happy day to the drive through people when I got

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Speaker 3: a coffee, just out of the blue, when I got

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Speaker 3: a coffee with my girlfriend, because one of them said

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Speaker 3: it to me. When I ordered my food, my coffee,

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Speaker 3: and at the door, Beth was like, you have to say,

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Speaker 3: you have to say it. Yes, got denied. I said

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Speaker 3: it no reply. Jack did one on Patreon. Yes, bad effort,

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Speaker 3: terrible effort. It's not even worse. I would say, go

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Speaker 3: to Patreon listen.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't good. I think the last one was me. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I went again.

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Speaker 3: I was with Harry Redemption waiting in the waiting bay,

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Speaker 3: the Nuggets bay, the Nuggets bay, and I said, haveing

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Speaker 3: acappy day? And she laughed and I was choffed. I

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Speaker 3: was like, I feel like a human. But Odie said,

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Speaker 3: was that did you say having mccaffy day?

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Speaker 1: Though my rebuttal was Jake was all nervous and he

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Speaker 1: was like, have a mccappy day. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: So so yesterday we went and we let Odie put

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Speaker 3: his money where his mouth, money where his mouth is.

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Speaker 1: So this is my attempt of saying, have a Mike

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Speaker 1: happy day. Yeah, we went and got nuggets.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: All right? Don't be someone way distress it, little nerves, nerves.

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Speaker 1: Watch this, he's going to be cold. His oldest moments

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Speaker 1: right here. It's getting good view. Don't be someone my ah,

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Speaker 1: be like a little kid it's like a guy older

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Speaker 1: than me. I can't look like I've never I've always

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Speaker 1: just done it. I can't. I couldn't look when you

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Speaker 1: did it. I want you to look at.

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Speaker 3: Him and say, because you're criticizing what I do, you

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Speaker 3: you were criticized.

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Speaker 1: I'll show you how it's done. Mate, it's not try

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Speaker 1: and get it down there. So I don't even know

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Speaker 1: where film. I might do a jacket. Have a big

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Speaker 1: nugget day. If you're on Patreon, you know, pep back,

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Speaker 1: thank you, having a happy day. How you feel fine?

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Speaker 1: I looked through in the eyes. He was like, why

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Speaker 1: the fuck staring at me? You're actually good at that.

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Speaker 1: I suck out it. I'm always stressing some nuggets. So

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Speaker 1: it was good. Thank you, thank you very much. But

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Speaker 1: I think now we should leave it to the people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do we stop doing it now? I reckon it would

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Speaker 1: be funny if some people send it in and they're like,

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Speaker 1: it would be great. Have a big happy day, drive

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Speaker 1: drup dry. I want I want to hear someone get

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Speaker 1: told of like fuck off or something. That's all I

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Speaker 1: want out of McDonald's. I feel like some of them,

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Speaker 1: some places, they won't giving a ship. So the one

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Speaker 1: I said to she was smiling and she like sort

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Speaker 1: of had at giggle. But I feel like, if you've

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Speaker 1: got a bad mood manager, that's what I got. She

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Speaker 1: would be like leaping.

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Speaker 3: The first one I did was afternoon, all right, and

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Speaker 3: the end of her shift. It was they probably just

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Speaker 3: got fucking smashed on a Sunday, right, And I was

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Speaker 3: Beth and I would drive into Sydney.

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Speaker 3: We were driving the Sydney and so yeah, I just

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Speaker 3: I was like, having me a happy day, and what

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Speaker 3: my mistake was a full unlocked in eye contract.

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Speaker 1: I was like, have a mccappy day. And then she

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Speaker 1: was looked at me and I was like, not those

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Speaker 1: not those baby blues. Oh bucking hell. But we'll leave

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Speaker 1: it on. Let's jumping into the episode, Jake. But everyone listening,

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Speaker 1: have a McHappy day. So we all know.

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Speaker 3: I've told everyone before, I've yelled it from the mountaintops

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Speaker 3: that if I get tickled, I'm not happy, he's.

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Speaker 1: Not at all.

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Speaker 3: I'll end relationships early on. I'll state it early on

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Speaker 3: in talking stages. If you tickle me this isn't going anywhere. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I need to get this point across.

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Speaker 1: Tickle Monster and Jake don't have a good relationship. No,

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Speaker 1: not at all, not at all.

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Speaker 3: So basically the other day I was I got confident

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Speaker 3: with a little play fight with the misso a little

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Speaker 1: Always happens, and I did a little wet willy action

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Speaker 3: I got excited a little bit of wet willy action,

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Speaker 1: I bolted.

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Speaker 3: I fucking bolted upstairs. That's fucking I bolted. And then

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Speaker 3: she goes, you're a fucking man. You have no right

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Speaker 3: to be this fucking ticklish. She could be true, and

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Speaker 3: so I said, hey, fuck off. No I didn't say that.

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Speaker 3: I just stayed running away.

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Speaker 1: I was on my hands and knees. I was bagging a.

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Speaker 1: I was like, please, please, please, please please.

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Speaker 3: So we did a What I got to thinking of

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Speaker 3: was an ig question this week is things men have

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Speaker 3: no business doing.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and there are sponsors were good? These were good?

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Speaker 3: Again, randomly, we just have some good questions that we

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Speaker 3: didn't realize how good they are. So if you guys

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Speaker 3: like it, we might do it again. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 3: want to start go for it, all right. Things, men

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Speaker 3: have no business doing complaining about cramps.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not at all. We have no dot the standard?

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Speaker 3: Are you? You couldn't catch me complaining about a ce

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Speaker 1: I had bad cramps. You know, do you get back cramps?

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Speaker 1: Were you complaining about the cramps right now? You've seen

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Speaker 1: me get some cramps here when we used to live together, remember,

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Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about fucking stomach cramps I have. I'm

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Speaker 3: one time while he was in his room and I

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Speaker 1: The full seawe And I was like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: He's on the floor in his room. He's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: up and he was paralyzed. I was. I used to

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Speaker 1: get involved after a long game socer. If I didn't

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Speaker 1: get subbed or anything, I was cooked. All right. Things,

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Speaker 1: men have no business doing asking your body count?

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Speaker 3: Oh facts, I don't think either gender has any business

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Speaker 1: What's yours? What's my body count? Ah?

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Speaker 3: Four?

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Speaker 1: Kidding. I think she's just OK. All right. Things men

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Speaker 1: have no business doing finishing in two minutes. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Thirty seconds, finishing in thirty seconds. It's

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Speaker 1: props to the girl. You're beautiful. I couldn't. It's a compliment. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Right, there's no better compliment. All right, there's no better

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Speaker 3: compliment than I was finishing fast?

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Speaker 1: Give me, give me another two minutes when going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Things men have no business doing asking if you're on

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Speaker 1: your period when they're upset, Oh, facts, a little sad,

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Speaker 1: like you just had a bad day. Hey wait a second, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is that that time? About twenty eight days? Hasn't it?

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Speaker 1: On the cycle? I saw another one. Things men have

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Speaker 1: no business doing is like knowing when my cyclist? Why not?

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Speaker 1: I think that's cute. I think it's good.

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Speaker 3: I think it's good to know when your girlfriend's cyclist,

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Speaker 3: because you don't want to say to her, like if

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Speaker 3: she is going through like she's p messing, which is

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Speaker 1: Then you least you know why. So it's like, you know,

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Speaker 3: And and you don't say, oh, it's because you're getting

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Speaker 1: You just you know why it is. I think you'd

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Speaker 1: be extra. You know how that girls sometimes want you

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Speaker 1: to subconsciously know about things. Yeah, I reckon it's that

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Speaker 1: because my girlfriend was on hers like a couple of

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Speaker 1: and she said, thank you so much for coming over.

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Speaker 1: She wants you to.

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Speaker 3: Things men have no business doing diabolical earthquake triggering sneezes.

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Speaker 1: I'm being called out right now. I just had an epiphany,

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Speaker 1: that is me.

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Speaker 3: Ah yeah, yea, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah, yeh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well girls have that cute look. My dad is like,

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Speaker 1: I'm I don't think I'm that bad.

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Speaker 3: I purposely like sticking my tongue out when I sneeze

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Speaker 3: because it's funny. Wait, what You're like, I do that

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Speaker 3: and I think it's funny. You're so my dad he

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Speaker 3: I sneeze, I just go like it's like a quick.

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Speaker 1: You know, like my dad's like, my dad's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the older you get. I think the worst is sneeze.

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Speaker 1: It's weird.

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Speaker 3: It must yeah, must be more power, bigger than not. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you know, it's never so scrulling. He knows, is one

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Speaker 3: of those things that never sow scruwings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks for you. Whatever. Things men have no

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Speaker 1: business doing being active on Pinterest? Yo, what the fuck?

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Speaker 3: Why is that so true? Why do I agree with that?

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Speaker 1: That's only for like pretty big why? Well, that's why

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Speaker 1: I've never you can.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know you could like full post stuff on

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Speaker 3: pictures and get like followers.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. The only reason I ever go on

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Speaker 1: Pinterest is for tatoos. Yeah, look for tatoos. That's it. Literally.

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Speaker 1: But some girls organize their lives on there. What they want,

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Speaker 1: their dream house, dream room, they're wedding. What people like,

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Speaker 1: I'll make a Pinterest board? What funny things?

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Speaker 3: Men have no business doing? This one's nice, lighting up

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Speaker 3: the room and captivating me with their sweet, sweet smiles.

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Speaker 1: Thank you if you're lucky enough to get one of them,

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Speaker 1: keep it. Things men have no business doing multitasking.

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Speaker 3: No, we don't have no business doing. We don't know

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Speaker 3: how to do it. We can't do it. We cannot

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Speaker 3: multiply one.

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Speaker 1: Thing at a time and I'll do it right, chuck

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Speaker 1: something else in there. It's not getting done right at all.

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Speaker 3: Things men have no business doing pointing out my patchy

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Speaker 3: Okay, guys, we have a dilemma this episode, so you

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Speaker 1: Thanks Mobi one Kenobi. Maybe we've done one from maybe

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Speaker 1: I love it. I say, be yourself. That was gonna

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Speaker 3: Do you reckon do it at his birthday? Because like

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Speaker 1: You don't. Just you don't.

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Speaker 3: Just like you guys haven't really been seeing each other

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Speaker 1: That's when you're doing when you're sixth day and you

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Speaker 1: We've got to do it.

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Speaker 3: a way to walk her into asking, but you need

434
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Speaker 3: to pray. She asks like, oh, would you give your birthday?

435
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,880
Speaker 3: Like I when you're that age, even like even if

436
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 3: it was a your birthday and you came over to

437
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,560
Speaker 3: my place to be like, oh what did you get? Yeah,

438
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,760
Speaker 3: Like it's just something I like to ask people. Yeah,

439
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,560
Speaker 3: it seems normal.

440
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she's probably gonna say like, oh, so what

441
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: do you give.

442
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,120
Speaker 3: For your birthday? It's just to keep the conversation going. Yeah,

443
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,399
Speaker 3: and you can be like, oh I got this and

444
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,880
Speaker 3: I got this, and she'd like yeah cool. I'll be like, yeah,

445
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 3: I haven't got my favorite thing. Yet though, and then

446
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 3: she goes on, what's that and be like, date with you?

447
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:03,640
Speaker 1: Oh, I like that. It does rely on her saying that.

448
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,439
Speaker 1: But if she does, Obi wan kenobi, I think you

449
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,199
Speaker 1: take the bait and be like, yes, she would be like,

450
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 1: especially if you're an eighteen year old, she would be like,

451
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know what smooth was like in Duobie came

452
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 1: into my life. All right, Pow pow pow pow power.

453
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,639
Speaker 1: We want to give you.

454
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 3: I know, we know you listen to the podcast, will

455
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,360
Speaker 3: give you tips, all right, none of these bare minimum shit.

456
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, don't take her just like on a drive,

457
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 3: you know, to hang out and then hopefully.

458
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,679
Speaker 1: Kiss her or something and step on a proper first step.

459
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: One flowers, yes, flowers, so have that pre prepared before

460
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Speaker 1: you go and pick her up. Let's assume you're picking

461
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,679
Speaker 1: her up. Yeah, gentleman thing to do, but maybe not

462
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 1: either way.

463
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,400
Speaker 3: Also like some pretty stock standard favorite flowers, lots goes,

464
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 3: love sunflowers. If you get some flowers, just get her one.

465
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 3: I'm not opposed to roses. I was gonna say roses,

466
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 3: but also tulips. Here's okay, tulips and baby's breath in

467
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 3: one bunch should.

468
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: Fucking I'm a native man myself a native man.

469
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay with about.

470
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,719
Speaker 1: Native flowers anything, right, right, right, right, because they're all important.

471
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 1: They're not from Australia, fair enough.

472
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, well they could be grown here, yeah yeah, yeahyeah,

473
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 3: but they're not native, they don't grow naturally. Yeah, So

474
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 3: start off with flowers. Okay, so you basically you ask

475
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,120
Speaker 3: in a date. She says, like basically, okay, let's say

476
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 3: so you ask her a date. She let's just say, yeah, like,

477
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 3: what do you have in mind? And then on the day.

478
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Speaker 1: Oh no, further, here's another tip. When she says what

479
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: do you have in mind? Have a plan there, don't

480
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 1: be like, oh what do you want to do? Say like,

481
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,119
Speaker 1: I've got this planned. Let's go on it. Let's I

482
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,439
Speaker 1: want to book a restaurant and I want to take

483
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Speaker 1: your after dinner plan the perfect date for him. I

484
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: want to try to help it. Yeah, so you have

485
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: this pre planned flowers boom check whatever you think, trusty gut, yeah,

486
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 1: go go in there, trusty gut. Oh yeah.

487
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 3: And also if you live in Australia, I don't know

488
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Speaker 3: where you live, but coals at the moment, got a

489
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Speaker 3: new flower supplier.

490
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Speaker 1: They're banging a real more expensive but banging how much

491
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Speaker 1: they are?

492
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Speaker 3: You talking like forty bucks a bunch ye eight year old?

493
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 3: A little expensive, they know, but they have cheaper but

494
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 3: it is the gesture. The fifteen dollars ones are quite nice.

495
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 3: You can get you can get the mini version of

496
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Speaker 3: sun flowers fifteen bucks.

497
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Speaker 1: You know what you can get. We can get cheap

498
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Speaker 1: good ones. Yeah is Harris farm Oh really cheap good ones? Yeah? Interesting,

499
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 1: and she's in a good little tip. Say so we're

500
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Speaker 1: going to go pick her up, open up the car door. Yes,

501
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 1: Also make sure.

502
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 3: Like let her know like you want this to be

503
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 3: a real date and make sure like I don't know

504
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 3: you want her parents to know on a date because

505
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 3: you want to go knock on the door yeah and

506
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 3: get her if yeah, yeah.

507
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: True. You don't want to be out the front saying

508
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm here or beeping. No, you want to go up

509
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Speaker 1: and knock on the door and be like, hey, I'm

510
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,640
Speaker 1: here to pick up Ashley. Yes's good impression. First presents

511
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: on the shake. Then you'll be shaking in your boots. Yeah,

512
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: but that's what you got to do to make a joke,

513
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: have it back by turning and be like.

514
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Speaker 3: Nine thirty it is, yeah, And then let's just go simple.

515
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: Let's not get too complicated. No, book a restaurant, yeahah yeah,

516
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: close by your town. Maybe to look at the reviews

517
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Speaker 1: Google reviews. That's what I normally rely on. Anything over

518
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Speaker 1: four point five stars is normally pretty good.

519
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Speaker 3: If you're in a city, TikTok's your best friend because

520
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 3: cities always have like that. TikTok has the best recommendations

521
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Speaker 3: for cities.

522
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 1: If you're down and your looks that day, maybe go

523
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Speaker 1: a dim lighting place. And then.

524
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 3: Dim lighting does wonders for everyone, So yeah, dim lighting,

525
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 3: you've got.

526
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: A bad skinned day, like dim light, but otherwise it's perfect.

527
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 1: And then just make sure to ask questions about it,

528
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: interact with it, leave it up to you up there.

529
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,959
Speaker 1: Maybe that's really it is it is. And then if

530
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 1: it's going really good, ask to go for a little

531
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: sweet treet ice cream or snack run. Yeah, a little

532
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 1: ice cream walk or something around where you are. Just

533
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 1: keep chatting if you know, it's a good date.

534
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Speaker 3: If you guys just don't have anything, you always have

535
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 3: something to talk about, like and then it gets to

536
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 3: nine point thirty and you're like, shit, I need.

537
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Speaker 1: To take your home.

538
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 3: And like, if you show that you respect her father's boundaries,

539
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 3: you respect her boundaries.

540
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think perfect. And then and it were get

541
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 1: your first kiss? Mate?

542
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 3: Here you go, okay with the kissing at the end

543
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 3: of a date. Yeah, like it also it kind of

544
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 3: relies on her body language.

545
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: I think I would. I would even chuck it out there.

546
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,679
Speaker 1: I didn't like do it because I was scared to

547
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,239
Speaker 1: ask the consent thing. You're going to think in your

548
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: head that it's awkward to say, Hey, can I kiss you?

549
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: I reckon she'll love it. See.

550
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think some girls say they wouldn't like it. Yeah,

551
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 3: I think like it's yeah.

552
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it would be. I think

553
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: it's nice. Can I kiss you?

554
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 3: Right?

555
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: I had a great date? Can I kiss you right now? Yeah?

556
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,479
Speaker 1: Like you're not gonna you're not going to say that

557
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 1: if it wasn't a great date.

558
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,639
Speaker 3: No, exactly, as long as you had a good time

559
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 3: and you really want to kiss her.

560
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if you're both thinking, you know that moment

561
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: when it's just like should kiss her? Should I not

562
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: better to ask it? No, because like you're better off

563
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 1: to be like, can I kiss you?

564
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 3: And then she has the chance to say no, yeah,

565
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 3: because then you kind of know that the date didn't

566
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 3: go well for her, Whereas if you just go in

567
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 3: for it, she might be frozen and just do it

568
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 3: just to like not make it awkward. Shouldn't want to

569
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 3: deny you like that, And then you get the wrong

570
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 3: idea when she actually was like, oh fuck, I didn't

571
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 3: actually want to go on.

572
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Speaker 1: A second Nine times out of ten, if you're thinking, like,

573
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: this was a great date, should I ask to kiss her,

574
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: she's probably thinking the same thing.

575
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

576
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: I think you know, you're both got to be on

577
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 1: the same way of length most of the time.

578
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I've never been on a date where I

579
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 3: thought it wasn't a good date. In my head, I

580
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 3: knew I wasn't asking for a second one, and then

581
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 3: they messaged me saying that when's the second one?

582
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, so obviously they also didn't think it was a

583
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: good date. You know what I mean. It's all about energy.

584
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: There's something your body just understand. Yeah. No, agreed, So

585
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: I think we've sorted him out. Yeah, good luck, fun

586
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: and happy birthday. Hopefully that's it wasn't too long ago.

587
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: All right, guys. On the podcast, we often talk about

588
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 1: the bare minimum for men or if you wanted to,

589
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: he would. And it just came up in conversation last week,

590
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: how Jake and I asked out our girlfriends. Yeah, and

591
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: it wasn't in any way to I don't know flex

592
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: or anything like that or say like, well, no, I

593
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: think just came up like you.

594
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 3: I think you talked about like you said, how did

595
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 3: you know that you wanted bet to be a girlfriend?

596
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 3: And if you want, how did you ask her out?

597
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: And yeah, let's go yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And

598
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: I think it's sort of good to normalize, like men

599
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: should be doing these gestures and it's more normal. And

600
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: I just wanted to do this is something I did

601
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: to my girlfriend before we started dating. Yeah, I've got

602
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: something in front of me. I'm gonna tell a story,

603
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 1: but I didn't. It's not gonna come across as a

604
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: flex or anything at any way at all, better than

605
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: fucking other guys or anything. And I don't think you

606
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: should don't exp anyone to do this for you. Actually

607
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: maybe I don't care.

608
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 3: Maybe to expect him to do it for you, hold

609
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 3: yourself at high values.

610
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: So little backstory when me and my girlfriend were in

611
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: the talking stages. She was in Europe when she messaged

612
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: me little flex there, but and I was in Australia

613
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: and she had about five and a half six weeks left.

614
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: What was the initial message she sent you again, Colorado?

615
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: She said, why are you always on my four you page?

616
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 3: Ah, you got to say, this is just approving a

617
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 3: point of you can say whatever you want.

618
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: To a guyho's gonna reply.

619
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

620
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: But it was good, I'll give it to It was

621
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: good because we had a little bit of rapport. I

622
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: knew who she was. Rather, it wasn't just a complete

623
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: random messaging me, you know, yeah, no, sorry, you knew

624
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: who she was. Yeah, I had never talked, but I

625
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: knew who she was. Yeah, okay, and but go on,

626
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: but yeah, okay. So she was in Europe for six

627
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: weeks and we started off just texting, and then it

628
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: got to I think first one's phone call, and then

629
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 1: she's like, what are we doing? Let's FaceTime and it

630
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: started to facetiming, and I don't know, I'd had something

631
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: in my gut that I was just like, fuck, I

632
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: think she could be the one. And this was early

633
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: talking stages like this would have been maybe two less

634
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 1: than two weeks in talking. I remember the day.

635
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 3: You told me she messaged you, and then I remember

636
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 3: something coming up and you're saying, we FaceTime last night,

637
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 3: and then like two weeks later, it was like we've

638
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 3: been facetiming every night, and I was like, what the

639
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 3: fuck is going on?

640
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 1: I was I was falling in love, man, I was

641
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: falling in love. But I had the idea. I don't know,

642
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: I can't tell you why I had the idea, but

643
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: so she was doing no she was doing something cool

644
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 1: in Europe every single day, and I was just like

645
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: I was sitting at home and had tie on my hands.

646
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: So after face every single face time, for some reason,

647
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: decided to write a little story about what she'd be

648
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: doing that day, or like a lesson she'd learned or

649
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what my brain was thinking at the

650
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: time where she was who cares with brain was thinking?

651
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: It was thinking right, bro.

652
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 3: And we had one before saying things men have no

653
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 3: business doing using their brain. How I fuck off because

654
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 3: this is perfect, and well maybe you weren't using your brain.

655
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: So now I was using my brain. But it was

656
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: ballsy because I was like I was committing a lot

657
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: of time to this, and I was like, what if

658
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: this doesn't work out? And like I just keep rutting

659
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: all this story, like this is a risk I've got

660
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: to take. And what ended up happening is after the

661
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: six weeks, I made this little PowerPoint document and I

662
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: call her Casimiro. Her name's Cassandra Cassi and this is

663
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: called the Adventures of Casimiro and I got a picture

664
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: of her sky darving as you fully.

665
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 3: Made a document, never made a book. Okay, I gotta

666
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 3: say something before you start. So you said you call

667
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Speaker 3: her Casimiro. Yeah, but her name is actually Cassandra. Yeah,

668
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 3: ages Ago, all right, ages Ago. For about three weeks,

669
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 3: I convinced Beth that her name is Casimiro, and then

670
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 3: I felt bad. I was like, fuck, I think I

671
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 3: think I can't do this to beat, Like it's gonna

672
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 3: be embarrassing. So I was like, oh, look, name's actually Cassandra.

673
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 3: Joanna still thinks her name is Johanna.

674
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Speaker 1: Genuine, let's find yet.

675
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Speaker 3: The other day when you were here and she said

676
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 3: something about Casimiro, you were like, remember when she said.

677
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: That, Genuine, I just thought you told her about this boy.

678
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you when she was there. Funny, Well,

679
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: I had to think of a nickname for it, and

680
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of anything to do with because the

681
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: Casimiro a is a soccer playoffs, I say. But anyway,

682
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: so in front of me, I've got twenty three face times,

683
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: which is a story. So each one is called FaceTime two,

684
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: and then it's got the name of the story that

685
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: I called it. So are you going to read? You

686
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: said random number, and I'll read that one. So I

687
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: wonder what's so I started on number two. I had

688
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: the idea off the FaceTime two. Well that's early. I'm

689
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: going to say, that's really early on so FaceTime two

690
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: to twenty three. Okay, okay, okay, let's hit us with well,

691
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: let's start with two. Okay, okay, this is really calling myself.

692
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what I've written.

693
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 3: Here?

694
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: Is me to read it almost the year? Oh no,

695
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: I'll read it. Casimiro and the Big Bad Wolf and

696
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: she's a long distance runner. Casimiro huffed and she puffed

697
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: with her high heart rate. Stumbling into her last day

698
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: abroad in London, she organized her things and relaxed, knowing

699
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: she was going on another adventure to follow she was

700
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: down today because the distance of missing a distant land

701
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: and her new boy was all coming together, relying on

702
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: FaceTime and home, hopefully the invention of time travel to

703
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: get through the day. Unlike most fairy tales, this happy

704
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: ending and soon stay tuned to see if Casimiro beats

705
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: the big red wolf and she huffs in her puffed

706
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: huffing and her puffing slows down. That was the second

707
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: face type.

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Speaker 3: Yeah good, all right, let's go with twelve twelve. Okay,

709
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 3: here was twelve, This is ten later FaceTime twelve.

710
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Speaker 1: Can't sleep. Sometimes you can't sleep, so you just need

711
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: a bedtime story. Once there was a there was a

712
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: camel named Casimiro. Oh no, this is okay. I'll tell

713
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: you after while after said this, she ziplined down from

714
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: mountain to mountain, storing water in her hump, delivering to

715
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: those in need, saving lives. She told her friends of

716
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: her recent endeavors and no one believed her. But that

717
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: doesn't matter because she knew she was doing the right thing,

718
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: and that's all that matters. I was in reference to

719
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: that day she sent me a meme about a camel

720
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: being transported from the top of the mountain down to

721
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: the bottom of water on it and fill it and

722
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: then it would walk all the way back up. Dude,

723
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: that one's so good.

724
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Speaker 3: I like number twelve one more sure, ah eighteen eighteen eighteen.

725
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: This is fucking like, seriously, what is this? This is

726
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: called like set in the Bar eighteen FaceTime eighteen emotional intelligence.

727
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: Casimiro sat pondering on her life, realizing what she was

728
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: feeling right now and then being enveloped by what was

729
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: making her feel this way and figuring out her body

730
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: and mind. Everybody has their dog days, but it's how

731
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: we use them to our advantage and learn from ourselves.

732
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: We really learned to grow be like Casimiro.

733
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 3: Fucking hell, they said, like they're just nice and short

734
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 3: and simple. Yeah, yeah, like it would have taken you

735
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 3: five minutes at the end of each FaceTime.

736
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Speaker 1: That's it, and then I'll read you the last one.

737
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: Was there an twenty three face times? Yeah, twenty three

738
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: face times? Oh so you didn't face them every day? No, Well,

739
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: that there was a period like two weeks of talking

740
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: stages that it would have been from phone calls only

741
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: did the face time the time differences and stuff. And

742
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: then the last story I said, so it ended on

743
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: FaceTime twenty three, and then I'll read twenty three, and

744
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: then what I said after it, So FaceTime twenty three.

745
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: The last Casimir was about to end, a journey of

746
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: a lifetime, the end of a chapter, and what a

747
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: chapter it was. But that's not to say the next

748
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: one's not going to be something to look forward to.

749
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: In bracket spoiler, Casimir and the Young stud take on

750
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: the world emotion emotions are running high, and so are

751
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: Casimiro's powers. The troop has taught us so much about

752
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: herself and the world around her. The adventures of Casimira

753
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: will be told as a bedtime story as you used to. Come.

754
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: Turn over to the next chapter, Chapter two. Casimiro's new

755
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: sidekicked a bond never felt before. Two like mines, two souls,

756
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: the same one cougar, one young Stud. Stay tuned for

757
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: the adventures of Cassi and Otway and strap it for

758
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: a hoot and a half.

759
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 3: Ship. Bro. This is so good, you guys saying I

760
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 3: love you in Balley just makes so much more sense,

761
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,439
Speaker 3: so much more sense.

762
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck me, that was brilliant.

763
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, I love it so good, thanks man, And

764
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 3: I don't know it was just I trusted my gut

765
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 3: because it was a very ballsy play at the start,

766
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 3: And we said, we've talked to our friends about things

767
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 3: to do on a date, Like we gave advice to

768
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,439
Speaker 3: that dude for flowers.

769
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: And they say, like, is it too ballsy? Like is

770
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: it too much? It's never too much, Like make that

771
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: if you're going on a date with a girl, make

772
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: her feel special, make her feel like the only girl

773
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: that exists in the world. But yeah, why the funk not,

774
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: that's what you want her to be to you. She's

775
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: the most important woman right in front of you, right now,

776
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: hopefully for the rest of your life. So make her

777
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 1: feel that way. Don't give her this half last effort,

778
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: fucking oath. Bring back some fucking good man. Yeah, it's chivalry.

779
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,879
Speaker 1: When you gave it to her? Oh yes, Oh yeah,

780
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: so were you stressing? I was stressing. I what did

781
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: I do? No? I was going to print it out,

782
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: but I didn't end up doing it. I had it

783
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: on my files ready and we hanged out. I can't

784
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: remember if it was the first day or the second.

785
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: I think it was it. So she was here for

786
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: like two days. I think I gave it to her.

787
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: We like hanged out all day. No, it was the

788
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: first hanged out all day. And then we went to

789
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: the beach because she hadn't been back to a local

790
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: beach in Ages. And we're just sitting there talking about

791
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: her feelings and she like I can't believe we're here.

792
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: Like I was like, fuck it. Timing's perfect. And then

793
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: I just went on my phone. I was like, check

794
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 1: your emails. You already had an email. Yeah, Because I'm

795
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: a funny kind of like emails and like how I

796
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: interact sometimes I just send her an email randomly in

797
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: the day. Like one of our dates we went on,

798
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: I sent her an email invitation and said RSVP, So

799
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: I had I already had an email early. I don't

800
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: know why, and I said, check your email. It's just

801
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. I find it really funny. And then

802
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 1: we're at the beach and then she just she didnt

803
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: was just like like serous, and she's like processing what

804
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: it was and like reading it, and I'm like I

805
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: explained it. Then she just like start crying. But you

806
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: didn't want to like cry in front of me, because

807
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,959
Speaker 1: we like just the first time we met in person

808
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: like two days. And then she turned over and she

809
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: was like quietly weeping and just gave a little hug. Yeah. WHOA,

810
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: that's crazy, that's crazy. You are a fucking gentleman. That's wild.

811
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. I think there's also like

812
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: a good lesson for any guys listening that you can

813
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: never do too much. Make those girls feel special, yeah,

814
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: make them feel spash. All right, everybody, thank you for listening.

815
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: Once again, we have one thing to say for all

816
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,959
Speaker 1: the listeners right now.

817
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Speaker 3: Five stars, yes playing five stars.

818
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Speaker 1: Rate whatever you think it's worth. Four five, rate it

819
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: whatever you think it's worth. We're going for ten K

820
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 1: at the end of the year, and that all starts

821
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Speaker 1: with you. So we love your bye.

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Speaker 3: Le