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Speaker 1: This here's a Fitzy Wiper and Cape podcast. Let's kick

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Speaker 1: off this recap with a few highlights from our most

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Speaker 1: competitive game on the show, Brand Man Brand.

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Speaker 2: We're going to read out a question about a brand

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Speaker 2: and you've got to answer to score a point.

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Speaker 1: Which is fast becoming our most intense radio segment ever.

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Speaker 1: A big m mate the chocolate milk. They don't make milk,

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Speaker 1: it's flavored milk. Well, the cows make the milk. We

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Speaker 1: again put the chocolate brown. Cows make troun milk. Here.

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Speaker 2: What a nobby's make nuts?

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Speaker 3: Well, they don't make the knots.

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Speaker 1: The trees make not nobbies. Put them in the bag.

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Speaker 1: But we certainly weren't ready for this question to get

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Speaker 1: taken out by Kate Richie and not Fitzy.

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Speaker 2: Which company makes the AFL ball.

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Speaker 3: Have the rest of the day off, Kate Richie.

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Speaker 1: No time for that, Kate, because this lady just walked

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Speaker 1: in the door.

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Speaker 2: Oh are ya what.

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Speaker 3: Explisted me that my daughter is eleventh this whole new

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Speaker 3: generation discovering the spice skills.

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Speaker 1: I had to describe you.

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Speaker 3: I said, see that one there, that smel Sea, she

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Speaker 3: was the best semer.

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Speaker 4: You know, I think forty did a lot of the adlibs. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I did a lot of showing off. We call it

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Speaker 4: showing off or heavy lifting.

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Speaker 1: R at it personally. I also enjoyed this tiny little

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Speaker 1: comment that she made about Melby.

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Speaker 4: We hadn't sunk together for ages, I mean not with Victory. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: because she didn't join us since twenty nineteen. You know,

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Speaker 4: sadly Melanie wasn't there that night, she was off on

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Speaker 4: her honeymoon.

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Speaker 1: Another one, and there you go, Daily Mail, I've done

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Speaker 1: your job for you.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's not often on the show that we

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Speaker 1: get a story that's so funny. Whipper can barely get

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Speaker 1: through it. Whoever did the accounting residurant? They lasted a month,

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Speaker 1: but of course it was a story about money.

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Speaker 2: Listen to this, A twenty five dollar Montly loyalty card

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Speaker 2: all you can eat for thirty days.

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Speaker 1: That's unreal. There was a cue out the door every second.

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Speaker 2: The rest was over more food, more food.

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Speaker 1: But that joy didn't last too long. I try to

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Speaker 1: be the best husband possible, since Whip had decided to

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Speaker 1: declare himself best husband in the world. By the time

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Speaker 1: Lisa gets downstairs, I'll make sure there's a cup of tea,

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Speaker 1: ready to go in for making a cup of tea.

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Speaker 2: And I thought that was a hero effort.

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Speaker 3: I love how your humble and keep it to you.

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Speaker 1: But it turns out even a famously divorced husband, Hugh.

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Speaker 2: Jackman, that's a beautiful love story. Oh wait, they've gone

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Speaker 2: their own.

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Speaker 1: Way managed to out husband him. Him and Deb would

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Speaker 1: read books together when they went together. He would read

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Speaker 1: her would he would read her poetry.

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Speaker 2: In bed you reckon, Lisa wants to wake up in here?

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Speaker 2: And today Greg went to the beach.

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Speaker 3: No sorry, Today Greg went to the what's that word?

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Speaker 1: Two towels to dry off. And on the topic of xes,

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Speaker 1: here's a bit of advice for you. It's almost always

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Speaker 1: a bad idea to get back with your X. So

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Speaker 1: if he's given us a call, have you got back

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Speaker 1: with your X?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got both here too many times?

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Speaker 3: Okay, how many?

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Speaker 1: Three or four?

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Speaker 3: I think, okay, that's okay. What kept bringing you back?

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Speaker 4: We kept thinking of, all right, we'll come back.

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Speaker 2: And so if you were saying off, you never liked

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Speaker 2: his family either, you know.

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Speaker 1: Most of the time I try to find segues through

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Speaker 1: the stories of the week. For this recap, but Fitzy

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Speaker 1: couldn't even find one for this story, so I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna leave it as is. This is this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Just half topic of yours has had to give up

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Speaker 4: pilates because she's only got three tops and she can't balance.

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Speaker 1: Before I move on, here's another completely uncan acted story

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Speaker 1: from VIZI. I.

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Speaker 3: Auntie Trish used club lock on the car and then

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Speaker 3: used it on a bloke that tried to rub her

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Speaker 3: in the pub car park at Portland Hotel Els. You did, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you could use it as a weapon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's all out of the way. Can I say

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Speaker 1: something that you won't believe?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, we this's got one.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: When I went to Grade four camp, one of the

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Speaker 2: guys I was sharing a room with turned up with

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Speaker 2: a genuine nine milimeter handgun while he bought it in

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Speaker 2: his bag that he'd got from his dad, and I

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Speaker 2: remember picking it up and thinking, oh my god, the

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Speaker 2: weight of this thing. It was a real handgun.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I thought that was going to be funnier.

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Speaker 1: Was it the right thing to do to have school

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Speaker 1: camp in competent No, it was strange.

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Speaker 3: It was really odd.

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Speaker 1: Oh they got it's time for this out of context.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I think I may have been more of a drawler

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Speaker 3: in the past, but I'm.

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Speaker 1: A big, great danger larder and flood in the pillow.

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Speaker 3: Did I tell you I've got a little one?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, mate?

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Speaker 1: Nobbies don't make the nuts.

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Speaker 3: Oh I can't do it in four minutes. Okay, Oh

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Speaker 3: my goodness, I just saw a bottom. They wouldn't advertise

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Speaker 3: if I couldn't give you the best day minutes of

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Speaker 3: your life.

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Speaker 1: Out of context, Okay, I'm snitch. See you guys next week.

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