1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: The Fitzi and Whipper Podcast. 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 2: The magnificent Chrissy Swan is here. You can catch it 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 2: on Would I Lie to You? Monday Night's eight forty 4 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 2: five on Channel ten. But she's here for the rapp. 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,920 Speaker 3: When you have that Friday. 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:25,600 Speaker 4: Don't you know how much Dad webs. 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 3: I want you to get as vocal as much as 8 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 3: you can. Team Tommy. 9 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: I just really want to I just want to interject him. 10 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 2: Thank you, Chrissy Swan. 11 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 4: I know where you're going. 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: Really, and I say it every time. I do not 13 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: like this narrative around Whipper's body. 14 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 3: Oh what you're telling us? 15 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,520 Speaker 2: That's the that's the. 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 4: Only joke we have on the show. 17 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 2: Jot we have on the show rhymed Chrissy. 18 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 5: No, No, Chrissy makes a good point. 19 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 2: I have built a shield around me, Chrissy for where 20 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 2: these fat bullets fly. 21 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 1: I don't like it, and I just want it on 22 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: the record. 23 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 2: And I'm happy. Do you know what? 24 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 5: Leave me alone? 25 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 3: I'm actually there is a Whipper. I'm getting stuck in 26 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 3: a Whipper in my wrap today. 27 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 4: Here we go. 28 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 3: Nothing to do with his ways. 29 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 2: I'm looking after my receding hairlines. 30 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 3: This could be step one Chrissy could be. 31 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,839 Speaker 1: His personality because it's perfect. 32 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 2: The way that he dreams lovely. 33 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 5: There is no wim here, all right, So we stroke 34 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 5: at you had a song. 35 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 1: We've already both won. 36 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,320 Speaker 3: Welcome everybody to the raptutorial or the Christy Swan Memorial. 37 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 3: Can you hear that lyrical thunder? Christy? You can't because 38 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 3: you're six feet under. Soon you will discover that I am. 39 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 5: Your big brother. 40 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 3: You better take a seat and settle, because I'm more 41 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 3: powerful than the voice of Gretel. You know a circus 42 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 3: can of worms, but the roast will give you third 43 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 3: degree burns. I'm a celebrity spelling bee, but now your 44 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 3: f I N I S H E D that spells finished. Yeah, 45 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,800 Speaker 3: you're part of the fame at Nova. 46 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 2: We love you more than we the Love's Loafers love 47 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 2: more than Tom loves peeping or math groups cousin creeping. 48 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 3: Ask you something, and I'm sorry if I'm stumbling. What 49 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 3: time of the day did you make love? Because Clarence 50 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 3: Carter is jumping up to the. 51 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 2: Wow is the Marshalls choking? 52 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 4: That is a hard act to follow. 53 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 3: You to say, I feel like I've had a stroke. 54 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 3: I don't love you. 55 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 4: What I liked about it was when you finished writing 56 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 4: what you. 57 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 2: Wanted to say, you just went back to the original 58 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:55,920 Speaker 2: lyrics of the soul. 59 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 5: How good did you heel? 60 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,360 Speaker 4: How good did it? Field? 61 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: To sing the song along with Clarence? 62 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 3: Well, if you want to do that at the end 63 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,079 Speaker 3: of yours, we can all join him with that. 64 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 4: I'm oh my god, there's so many words here, right, 65 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 4: so many words. 66 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: Well, look over here, it's big brothers. Ryan James is 67 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: the horse in the race. Then every day pulls up 68 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: quite lame? Am I going to pass. 69 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 4: Walks out of the day? Oh? 70 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: Ladies, can you tell? But it seems your wife has 71 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: married a real life dumbell. I'm completely out of time. 72 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 4: Now. 73 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: Fitz's kids are sure getting older soon. They inherit your 74 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: bad attitude of place. All the shoppers, oh that stroke 75 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: it whippers over there with his very strange agenda because 76 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: he's got more nannies than he has family members. Something 77 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: about him that's quite like a leech, because he paid 78 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: a small village to carry his backs. 79 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 2: To the beach. 80 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 5: Man. 81 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 1: And then there's Matt, the suckling traffic pig, always sucking 82 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: up to his bosses with a brand new gig. That 83 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: should just let things stay the same, because it seems 84 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: like the traffic guy can't even stay in his own lane. 85 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: Let's just move on to the end. Sho Whipper, your 86 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: appetite is still quite hearty. You're wrapping them should be. 87 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: Don't tell a Versati. There's that narrative again that I hate, 88 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: don't like and Whipper, with your jokes you often try 89 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: to force it, which is kind of like what Whipper 90 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: does with his range Rover endorsement. 91 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 5: Stand down, man, strok. 92 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: Wow if you ever I mean that is I was 93 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: completely out of time, I have no rhythm. 94 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,159 Speaker 2: Doesn't matter, I said that was. 95 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,039 Speaker 5: The thing? 96 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 2: Is chrissy as a as an objective observer, your. 97 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 3: Passion was there. 98 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 2: You went faster than you needed to, so technically you 99 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 2: were much better than. 100 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 4: This is rigged and I love it. 101 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzzi and Whipper podcast.