WEBVTT - Is This Extra $100 Charge For Jodie's Uber Fair? 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:01.960 I guess what it comes down to is when the 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:05.040 working day is done, the girls, just like everybody else, 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:05.800 just want to have some fun. 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:07.440 Yeah, because girls as players too. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:11.039 Absolutely could not have said that better myself. And about 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:13.160 time that we heard another out of body experience, because 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:13.760 it's been a while. 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:16.320 I feel like the gods have looked after. 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:17.720 You for a while and now it's time to really 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:19.880 just have some fun and take the absolute piss out 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:20.160 of you. 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:22.840 Yeah, the god said, hey, leave your phone in the car, 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:26.600 and what unfolded after that was just, oh my god, 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.080 absolute night man. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:30.840 So a little bit flat after that, But what really 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:33.000 brought you in a nice place was talking to your 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.280 good friend and you'll call her that now, Liz Ellis. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:38.199 Liz Ellis is possibly one of the best netballers this 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:41.159 planet has ever produced, and she's just come out of 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.080 the jungle. She had no idea what's going on with 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:46.760 the un called super netball. I got to deliver the 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:47.640 news to Liz. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:48.640 What about that? 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:48.919 Then? 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:51.320 It was a really good solid netball chat there at 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:51.839 one stage. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:52.800 How do you go with it? 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:58.000 Really boring? You give me a stick about sen all 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:58.360 the time? 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.960 No, it wasn't SCN chat wasn't that bad. 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:07.200 Even the guys at SCN were like, it was good stuff. 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:08.520 That's not true. Caine loved it. 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:10.320 Yeah, he would have absolutely loved it and would have 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:12.240 said something a little bit controversial, which made a nice 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.880 and spicy He played a nice little rundov a shnitting 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:15.319 me as well. 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:16.600 It was scam based. 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.240 Yeah, so one of us told a true story, one 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.320 of us told a lie. It was your job to 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:23.039 work out who. 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.880 Was doing what, who was scamming you with the scam story. Yeah, 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:30.160 I enjoy folks, have so much fun with the podcast, 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:31.000 and thanks for being here. 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:38.399 Nice the opportunity to. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.400 Tell a big, old fat lie. Yeah, and the truth 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:44.680 you can identify it. Then jumped through on the phones 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:45.759 on thirteen and twenty fourteen. 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:47.120 Give us a call. We'll look out with the one 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:48.320 hundred dollars shit house stature. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:48.920 Very nice. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:53.560 Two stories today, Both of them involved us being scammed. 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:53.560 In a way. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.559 Okay, my story first, So I went to lift golf 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:59.000 last week? Waitful, was it? How long ago? 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:00.240 Blur? 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:02.280 Was an April? A blur? 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:08.760 Lady and gentlemen and march anyway, So tried to get 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:12.600 home from Live golf right and called it an Uber 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.560 and so they quoted thirty seven dollars as the fee 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.720 from Grange to my house, which is like just past 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:20.120 the city. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:21.600 Thirty seven bucks. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:25.480 Okay, all good, and so we get said Uber and 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.040 then that's fine, go to bed, get up in the morning. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:29.560 I checked my Uber receipt. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:34.320 Guess what they've done added a one hundred dollars surge 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:40.120 surge charge. So the Uber from Grange to my house 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:43.920 in the Eastern Suburbs cost one hundred and thirty seven dollars. 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:47.079 And the worst part about this story is I charged 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:53.640 it to the work account, so I account I am 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:58.880 expecting a call any moment. How on earth did they 0:02:58.960 --> 0:02:59.120 do that? 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:02.079 So we researched and they were like, well, at times 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:05.600 when there's like peak sort of peak, what's the word 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:10.320 I'm looking for demand, they are at liberty to charge 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.679 a surge fee. But then I'm thinking, I've gone from 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:17.120 the Adelaide Oval when there's fifty thousand people to my 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:20.200 house and it's been like twelve dollars forty you know, 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:23.399 they didn't add one hundred dollars. Then, So when there's 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:26.160 twenty thousand people that live golf, how on earth do 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:27.200 Uber get away? 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.320 With charging an extra hundred dollars. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.160 I hate to tell you this for the first time 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:31.600 on air. 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.280 It feels like maybe an off air conversation, but I 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.960 think that little one hundred dollar fee was a soiling charge, 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:44.000 just a little soiling fee. And I don't know what 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:49.880 sort of soiling you were doing, but that's what happens. 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.400 I tell you that's not true, because I am. 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:52.640 Not you. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:57.800 Annoying when a little soiling fee pops up in your gown. 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:04.840 Depending on the severity of the soiling as well how 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:05.600 much they change. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:07.320 Stop saying the word soiling. 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:13.120 Right, surchargs soiling. That's very believable because they can jack 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:13.920 up the prices like that. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.559 Yeah, but it's outrageous. That's like plus one hundred percent. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:19.120 Yeah, that is outrageous. 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.560 I'm sure there's a figure on it that I can't I. 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:24.520 Can't quite crunch the numbers in the moments. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:25.400 Monday morning right now. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:28.200 Right, Well, this is a little scamming episode ovation in 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.760 me because I got scammed much worse than you. And 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.680 this was a few years ago. I had my my 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:37.080 entire life savings wiped. But you need to know there 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:40.240 wasn't much to watch, so I mean it sounds much 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:41.600 more horrific than it was. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:43.320 Now you worked at their se in mate, you didn't 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:43.920 have much less. 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:44.560 Well, this was. 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:47.800 We used to take it one day at a time 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.400 and not look too far ahead and really stay in 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:50.719 the moment. 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:51.640 Full credit to the boys. 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.720 So it started out with a text message from NAB 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.120 saying I'm with NAB, saying that look, there's suspicious activity 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:04.480 on you accounts and plums thy short, it convinced me 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:05.200 to put these. 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:06.280 Funds into a different account. 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.000 So the text comes through saying it's from NAB, not 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.920 a random number, saying this is this is Nick from NAB. 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:14.440 Like it comes up with the title NAB right, so 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.440 you go, oh boy, what sort of suspicious behavior? It 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.320 says you need to move your funds immediately follow the prompts. 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.279 It took a few weeks and then all of a sudden, 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:25.920 the almost hundreds of dollars that were in there book 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:27.000 gone gone. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.120 I love that you man explained that you're from NAB, 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:33.040 because this story would be infinitely worse if you were 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:34.039 with the Komwath Bank. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:37.360 You've got a text from NAB and then. 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:38.839 Or they're all mates, aren't they. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.160 They're part of the big four. That's all good. 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:43.719 I think they were hanging out on the weekends. 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:44.840 All right. 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:46.839 Who's telling the truth and who's telling the lie? 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:50.040 Can I how much? Are we talking? Like thousands? 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:54.760 There's about six hundred and fifty bucks, but you still 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:58.599 call it life savings, so that works if you're really sad, don't. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:05:59.840 I don't want to go into details. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:00.360 How much? 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.400 And then it could have been thousands, could have been millions, 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:04.279 It could have been a me easily hundred yep, Okay, 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:06.120 that's about six hundred and fifty. 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:09.160 Bucks, thirteen twenty four to ten one hundred dollars schnit 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.200 House about you're on the line right here, right now. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:13.880 Who's telling a true story? 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Let's recap. 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.920 Yeah, so I just told a story about how tried 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.360 to get home from live golf via Uber who charged 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.440 a one hundred dollars surge. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.279 Fee because it was busy at the time. 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:56.440 Give you busy, Uber, Give you busy. Yeah, so go 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.320 do some more soiling in the back of your car. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:02.600 It didn't soil the back, okay, all right, So what 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:04.920 should have been a thirty seven dollars feet turned into 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:06.920 a one hundred and thirty seven dollars. 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.239 Generous tip from you, isn't it? Particularly when we charged 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:10.040 to the Nova account. 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.040 There's got to be blowback from that, isn't there from Nova? 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:17.440 It has to be. 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:19.240 There has to be a question mark over that, and 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.320 maybe it was going under the radar until right now, 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:23.920 dumb myself in. 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:27.000 Well, now it's content, So yeah, write it off, right 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:27.280 it off? 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.800 I mean, can you put a price on that? Probably 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:34.760 not one hundred and thirty seven dollars. I got scammed? Yeah, 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.080 a few years ago. Yes, so I got a text 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.240 message from NAB saying do this and this because there's 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:44.040 some suspicious behavior with your accounts transferred the six and 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.080 fifty dollars over to a different account, and they went, 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.200 thank you very much, that's a good weekend's pay. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.680 I love that you've like flagged that as your life saving. 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:52.480 Wow. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.640 I mean, I'd like to be a big dog and 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:57.760 say it was just a little check account, but I 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.040 was just relying on that to live. 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:03.080 Yeah. All right, let's go to Jasmine from Paradise. Good morning, 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:07.000 good morning, how are you very well? Thank you? Who's lying? 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:10.240 Who's telling the truth? I think that is. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.720 Lying purely because it just seems. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.080 Like a little bit of a generic kind of lie, 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:17.320 and I kind of believe that. 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.360 You did soil in the uber. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.120 Is it like a bit of a double lie here, Jasmine? 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.480 Because I'm lying, you think, But also Jodie's claiming it 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:32.920 was a search charge and not a soiling. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.120 It sounds like you're kind of both lying in a way. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.120 Oh my goodness, it was a big day. It wasn't 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:41.640 that big. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:46.600 Oh that's what we all say. Play search charge got 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:49.040 me again. I just swipe away the vomit from your mouth. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:52.320 Did you plant that seed? 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:53.040 Why? 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:54.400 Why do you do it? 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:55.760 I just want the truth. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.319 I just want the truth in this Okay, we'll tell 0:08:58.400 --> 0:08:59.960 Jasmine who's telling the truth. 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.480 Hey, Jasmine, congratulations, you nail that. 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:06.240 Thank you for toiling. 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.920 I really appreciate it's good. 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:16.240 This is good, strong, honest feedback. Appreciate Jazz well. 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.079 Gasman, thank you for perpetuating. 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:20.720 That rumor. 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:27.920 I like how in a way we were both lying. Jeez. 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:32.040 Friday night was very special, and by special, I mean unique, 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:35.080 and by unique I mean let's never do that again. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.400 Can I honestly say I had the best time. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:42.480 I had a good time when I say neverdore again, 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:45.760 because I don't think I've been more intimidated and out 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:47.240 of my comfort zone more of my life. 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:51.000 Oh that is that is such bs, because you embrace 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.640 those fish nets and you embrace that corset like a 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.160 man just possessed by the devil. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.360 Don't get me wrong. It's so comfortable in what I 0:09:59.480 --> 0:09:59.880 was wearing. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:03.839 Yes, I mean and the high heels as well, like 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.160 you just talked to them like a duck to water. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:07.720 You loved it so. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:11.720 Much, like a really, really outrageously dressed duck. 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:13.400 And I have to say, right before we went on 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:16.720 stage to do the time warm at the Rocky Horror Show, 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:20.000 I looked across because we were on separate sides of 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:23.559 the stage, and you were so up and about like 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.200 you were next level on a high. 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:27.280 Yeah, that's that's fair. 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.400 I reckon just because I was feeling a little bit 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.920 nervous and just to slightly, ever so slightly wet the whistle. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.719 I might have had two or three SIPs of a 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:41.640 mid strength beer, just the one. Did you have a 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:42.920 sip or two of a little shard? 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:46.760 Note we were strictly forbidden from having a drink before 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.559 we before we went on stage. So what do you 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:49.959 and I do? 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:51.000 Is fully grown adults? 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:51.880 You rebel? 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:58.240 Oh my goodness, gracious meat, isn't our social media accounts? 0:10:58.240 --> 0:10:59.960 If you'd like to just have a look and play, 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.760 provide some feedback. But let's just have a bit of 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:11.800 a recap, shall we, so that again it's my hating. 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:17.920 I don't have ack. I'm doing, Oh my god, so 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:23.880 stand of procedure, instroduction. No, this is what we do, 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:24.959 do you know what I mean? 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:38.959 Really? 0:11:39.040 --> 0:12:00.199 Joy, welcome to the just cut the theater fact what 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:01.600 they do Friday night? 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:03.760 You know, you know, it's just we're stage people. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:06.760 Now. A bit of feedback from my ten year old, 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.559 who is an actual dancer like loves dancing. She's like, 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.640 oh my god, mom, you're at least three beats, three 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:14.360 beats faster than everyone else. 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.959 I was like, I just wanted to get through. I 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:17.959 just wanted to get through. 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.080 I would be happy with that, only just a few 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.360 beats forward or back, because I'm not going to be 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:25.040 on time, So just three I'd absolutely take that. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:26.640 I have to say, I thought you did quite well, 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:27.760 and you too. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.560 J like, clearly you can dance and I can't. 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:32.800 So we're all just waiting to see and we're getting 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.720 absolutely instructed a BYT what. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:35.480 You were doing was fun. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.760 A very big thank you to the cast and everyone 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:40.280 who made that happen because it was one of the 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.520 rushes in my life that I will never achieve again. 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:42.920 It was. 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:44.560 It was outrageously good. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.040 Yes, and look, if you get an opportunity because it 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:49.960 leaves what thirteenth of my go see the Rocky Horror Show. 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:53.000 It's outstanding. Yeah, and that's from a guy who's not 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.599 a theater guy. You're very honest with you, I know. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:57.720 And to one of the cast members when I ran 0:12:57.760 --> 0:12:59.880 on stage, she goes, oh my god, you look sexy. 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:05.240 Thank you, thanks for making an old girl, feel good. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.360 That's where he's still wearing the makeup right now, because 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:14.559 I am still going on experience. What the experience of 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:15.960 experience just. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.599 Says moments it seems to tap Jody already on the 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:19.600 shoulder and go, you know what. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.360 Let's just have some fun. Let's really mess around with you. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.040 Let's mess with this girl, shall we? 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:25.800 Very messable? 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:26.240 Yeah? 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:27.679 Yeah, I'm really open to it. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.040 So when you when you leave the house, when you 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.400 get out of a car, when you do anything in life, 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:33.959 what is the first thing you check for? 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:38.920 Your pants? Have my pants gone? 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:44.280 Let's go attack your only if you're Andrew Hoes, your phone, 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.440 who is very much a newdist at heart. 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:49.480 Yes, that's the thing you check for your phone. So 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:54.079 I got a lift with my mother, which. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.360 Makes me unless she listens every morning. No, we love 0:13:57.400 --> 0:13:59.480 you so dearly, We love you so much. 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:01.719 Anyway, I got to live with my mother to the 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.600 Thunderbirds game with Peyton, who's my eleven year old. 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:05.760 Okay, so that's fine. 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:08.800 I get out of the car and we proceed to 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:13.959 walk to the entrance, and then I go on, I've 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:17.360 left my phone in the car on the mountable thing, 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:18.600 you know, the mountable. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:19.400 What do you call that? 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:21.640 Yeah? Like that your phone holder? 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.520 Yeah, I just like saying mountable, yeah, mountable? 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.920 Key word there? Can you eat it in? Five times? 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:34.160 So I left my phone on the mountable and then 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.360 I get to the entrance and I'm like, oh my god, 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.920 Oh my god, I've forgotten my phone. It's got all 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:41.840 my tickets on it and it's got my whole life 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.200 on it. And so then I'm like, what do I 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:47.840 do do I I'll borrow a phone and I'll call 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.160 my mother. Oh my god, I don't know my mother's 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.560 phone number. Does anyone know their mother's phone number? 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:53.360 Yeah? 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:53.960 You should? 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:54.200 No? 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:54.680 Do you? 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:55.680 Absolutely? 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.160 Go on then two seven seven four three two, and 0:14:58.200 --> 0:14:59.960 I'll leave the last ten digits out because then we're 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.160 start buzzing and she'd be like. 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:03.200 Hello is this you should start calling back? 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:03.440 Hello? 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:05.800 Oh it's Dree speaking. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:11.360 Sorry, I'm gore from you anyway. So I was like, 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:12.680 what do I do here? 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:16.320 So I talked my way into the netball and then 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.120 I'm thinking in my head, how am I going to 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.680 get home? Because the whole plan was to get an 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:23.640 uber after the Thunderbirds, you know, defeat the Collingwood Magpies. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:27.680 Yes, convincingly, Yes, that's what I'll do. I can't. 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:33.280 I felt so lost without my phone, Like it's like 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:34.440 someone chops off your limb. 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.160 Yeah, it feels like you don't exist. It feels like 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:38.320 you've been stripped of your identity. 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:38.680 I know. 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:44.080 And so the beautiful, beautiful security guard at the Thunderbirds said, here, 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:45.480 go take my phone. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:46.320 Do what you need to do. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.040 So I called one three two two two seven, got 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.360 myself a yellow cab, and I got home. And then 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:54.560 I walk in the door and I go Colleen happened 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.960 to notice my phone on the mountable? 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:04.560 She goes, oh, yes, but I didn't know what was 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:05.040 I to do. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.640 She goes, I noticed it just as I drove out 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:17.720 of the stadium, and Hazy returned your call. So she's 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:22.320 obviously noticed, like thirteen seconds after I've left my in 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:26.640 the car, it was there because you called me. And 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:30.160 she went, ah, there's Azy giving her call. 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:33.960 Just a little communication breakdown. Bless you, Colleen, though, bless you. 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.640 She doesn't need a phone. No, that generation they don't 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:37.200 need a phone. 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:40.040 No, I know, but I thought, I mean, was there 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:43.640 a sense of perhaps I could turn around and take 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:44.720 it back to the stadium. 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:47.240 And then she would have her phone back. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:56.200 Oh look, perhaps you're overreacting just a little bit, and 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:57.160 not just on time. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:00.440 But what three point thirty this morning been you just 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:02.800 prepping away, just crunching numbers to the studio. 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:04.879 I'll tell you what I'm with you that I was filthy. 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:07.240 I picked adlade last night and I get so annoyed 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.320 when I get those fifty to fifty games wrong. Yeah, yeah, 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:11.640 I thought I was a genius halfway through the last quarter. 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:13.960 We're gonna rip into sport in just a second. But 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:18.479 you two boyfriends, right, boyfriend boyfriend? You would have been 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.440 so arousing him on Friday Night and the rocky horror 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:23.520 show Fishnet Stockings amazing. 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:25.680 Of course it I do get to see it every 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:26.080 other night. 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:27.000 But yes, I was. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.439 That is so true. Everyone's like, oh my god, can 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.240 you believe what he's wearing? Ready? And he was like, yeah, 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:34.840 I can't, Actually I can, I can. 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:36.280 That's what he loves to dress up in. 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:44.920 Because that's what I dress. Oh goodness, me tell me 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:48.520 a lot happening on Friday Night. Amazing, when brilliant when 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:56.960 from Port Adelaide tak Bow by seven points, just screaming 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:59.160 at an albutin yes we can. 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:00.720 Isn't it amazing? 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:02.440 You know, four weeks ago the way to the world 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:04.680 seemed on their shoulders one and two, but now one 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.080 game off. Top percentage is low obviously, so that's why 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:09.680 they're in fifth spot. The only concern for me is 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:11.719 they're starting to get a few injuries. If you Dursma 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.399 that pcl he's out for two months. But gee, you 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:15.720 just got to love the way they go about it. 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:18.160 They're not afraid to do it the hard way, win ugly. 0:18:18.240 --> 0:18:19.920