Speaker 1: I guess what it comes down to is when the
Speaker 1: working day is done, the girls, just like everybody else,
Speaker 1: just want to have some fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because girls as players too.
Speaker 1: Absolutely could not have said that better myself. And about
Speaker 1: time that we heard another out of body experience, because
Speaker 1: it's been a while.
Speaker 3: I feel like the gods have looked after.
Speaker 1: You for a while and now it's time to really
Speaker 1: just have some fun and take the absolute piss out
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the god said, hey, leave your phone in the car,
Speaker 4: and what unfolded after that was just, oh my god,
Speaker 4: absolute night man.
Speaker 1: So a little bit flat after that, But what really
Speaker 1: brought you in a nice place was talking to your
Speaker 1: good friend and you'll call her that now, Liz Ellis.
Speaker 4: Liz Ellis is possibly one of the best netballers this
Speaker 4: planet has ever produced, and she's just come out of
Speaker 4: the jungle. She had no idea what's going on with
Speaker 4: the un called super netball. I got to deliver the
Speaker 4: news to Liz.
Speaker 2: What about that?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 3: It was a really good solid netball chat there at
Speaker 3: one stage.
Speaker 5: How do you go with it?
Speaker 3: Really boring? You give me a stick about sen all
Speaker 3: the time?
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't SCN chat wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3: Even the guys at SCN were like, it was good stuff.
Speaker 2: That's not true. Caine loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would have absolutely loved it and would have
Speaker 1: said something a little bit controversial, which made a nice
Speaker 1: and spicy He played a nice little rundov a shnitting
Speaker 1: me as well.
Speaker 3: It was scam based.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so one of us told a true story, one
Speaker 2: of us told a lie. It was your job to
Speaker 2: work out who.
Speaker 1: Was doing what, who was scamming you with the scam story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I enjoy folks, have so much fun with the podcast,
Speaker 1: and thanks for being here.
Speaker 3: Nice the opportunity to.
Speaker 1: Tell a big, old fat lie. Yeah, and the truth
Speaker 1: you can identify it. Then jumped through on the phones
Speaker 1: on thirteen and twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Give us a call. We'll look out with the one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars shit house stature.
Speaker 2: Very nice.
Speaker 4: Two stories today, Both of them involved us being scammed.
Speaker 6: In a way.
Speaker 2: Okay, my story first, So I went to lift golf
Speaker 2: last week? Waitful, was it? How long ago?
Speaker 6: Blur?
Speaker 3: Was an April? A blur?
Speaker 4: Lady and gentlemen and march anyway, So tried to get
Speaker 4: home from Live golf right and called it an Uber
Speaker 4: and so they quoted thirty seven dollars as the fee
Speaker 4: from Grange to my house, which is like just past
Speaker 4: the city.
Speaker 6: Thirty seven bucks.
Speaker 2: Okay, all good, and so we get said Uber and
Speaker 2: then that's fine, go to bed, get up in the morning.
Speaker 2: I checked my Uber receipt.
Speaker 4: Guess what they've done added a one hundred dollars surge
Speaker 4: surge charge. So the Uber from Grange to my house
Speaker 4: in the Eastern Suburbs cost one hundred and thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 2: And the worst part about this story is I charged
Speaker 2: it to the work account, so I account I am
Speaker 2: expecting a call any moment. How on earth did they
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 4: So we researched and they were like, well, at times
Speaker 4: when there's like peak sort of peak, what's the word
Speaker 4: I'm looking for demand, they are at liberty to charge
Speaker 4: a surge fee. But then I'm thinking, I've gone from
Speaker 4: the Adelaide Oval when there's fifty thousand people to my
Speaker 4: house and it's been like twelve dollars forty you know,
Speaker 4: they didn't add one hundred dollars. Then, So when there's
Speaker 4: twenty thousand people that live golf, how on earth do
Speaker 4: Uber get away?
Speaker 2: With charging an extra hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: I hate to tell you this for the first time
Speaker 3: on air.
Speaker 1: It feels like maybe an off air conversation, but I
Speaker 1: think that little one hundred dollar fee was a soiling charge,
Speaker 1: just a little soiling fee. And I don't know what
Speaker 1: sort of soiling you were doing, but that's what happens.
Speaker 2: I tell you that's not true, because I am.
Speaker 7: Not you.
Speaker 1: Annoying when a little soiling fee pops up in your gown.
Speaker 1: Depending on the severity of the soiling as well how
Speaker 1: much they change.
Speaker 2: Stop saying the word soiling.
Speaker 1: Right, surchargs soiling. That's very believable because they can jack
Speaker 1: up the prices like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's outrageous. That's like plus one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is outrageous.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a figure on it that I can't I.
Speaker 3: Can't quite crunch the numbers in the moments.
Speaker 2: Monday morning right now.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, this is a little scamming episode ovation in
Speaker 1: me because I got scammed much worse than you. And
Speaker 1: this was a few years ago. I had my my
Speaker 1: entire life savings wiped. But you need to know there
Speaker 1: wasn't much to watch, so I mean it sounds much
Speaker 1: more horrific than it was.
Speaker 2: Now you worked at their se in mate, you didn't
Speaker 2: have much less.
Speaker 3: Well, this was.
Speaker 1: We used to take it one day at a time
Speaker 1: and not look too far ahead and really stay in
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 3: Full credit to the boys.
Speaker 1: So it started out with a text message from NAB
Speaker 1: saying I'm with NAB, saying that look, there's suspicious activity
Speaker 1: on you accounts and plums thy short, it convinced me
Speaker 1: to put these.
Speaker 3: Funds into a different account.
Speaker 1: So the text comes through saying it's from NAB, not
Speaker 1: a random number, saying this is this is Nick from NAB.
Speaker 1: Like it comes up with the title NAB right, so
Speaker 1: you go, oh boy, what sort of suspicious behavior? It
Speaker 1: says you need to move your funds immediately follow the prompts.
Speaker 1: It took a few weeks and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: the almost hundreds of dollars that were in there book
Speaker 1: gone gone.
Speaker 4: I love that you man explained that you're from NAB,
Speaker 4: because this story would be infinitely worse if you were
Speaker 4: with the Komwath Bank.
Speaker 2: You've got a text from NAB and then.
Speaker 3: Or they're all mates, aren't they.
Speaker 2: They're part of the big four. That's all good.
Speaker 3: I think they were hanging out on the weekends.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 3: Who's telling the truth and who's telling the lie?
Speaker 2: Can I how much? Are we talking? Like thousands?
Speaker 1: There's about six hundred and fifty bucks, but you still
Speaker 1: call it life savings, so that works if you're really sad, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go into details.
Speaker 3: How much?
Speaker 1: And then it could have been thousands, could have been millions,
Speaker 1: It could have been a me easily hundred yep, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's about six hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4: Bucks, thirteen twenty four to ten one hundred dollars schnit
Speaker 4: House about you're on the line right here, right now.
Speaker 2: Who's telling a true story? Who's telling a lie?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I just told a story about how tried
Speaker 4: to get home from live golf via Uber who charged
Speaker 4: a one hundred dollars surge.
Speaker 2: Fee because it was busy at the time.
Speaker 3: Give you busy, Uber, Give you busy. Yeah, so go
Speaker 3: do some more soiling in the back of your car.
Speaker 4: It didn't soil the back, okay, all right, So what
Speaker 4: should have been a thirty seven dollars feet turned into
Speaker 4: a one hundred and thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 1: Generous tip from you, isn't it? Particularly when we charged
Speaker 1: to the Nova account.
Speaker 2: There's got to be blowback from that, isn't there from Nova?
Speaker 3: It has to be.
Speaker 1: There has to be a question mark over that, and
Speaker 1: maybe it was going under the radar until right now,
Speaker 1: dumb myself in.
Speaker 2: Well, now it's content, So yeah, write it off, right
Speaker 2: it off?
Speaker 1: I mean, can you put a price on that? Probably
Speaker 1: not one hundred and thirty seven dollars. I got scammed? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a few years ago. Yes, so I got a text
Speaker 1: message from NAB saying do this and this because there's
Speaker 1: some suspicious behavior with your accounts transferred the six and
Speaker 1: fifty dollars over to a different account, and they went,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, that's a good weekend's pay.
Speaker 2: I love that you've like flagged that as your life saving.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd like to be a big dog and
Speaker 1: say it was just a little check account, but I
Speaker 1: was just relying on that to live.
Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, let's go to Jasmine from Paradise. Good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning, how are you very well? Thank you? Who's lying?
Speaker 2: Who's telling the truth? I think that is.
Speaker 5: Lying purely because it just seems.
Speaker 3: Like a little bit of a generic kind of lie,
Speaker 3: and I kind of believe that.
Speaker 5: You did soil in the uber.
Speaker 3: Is it like a bit of a double lie here, Jasmine?
Speaker 1: Because I'm lying, you think, But also Jodie's claiming it
Speaker 1: was a search charge and not a soiling.
Speaker 5: It sounds like you're kind of both lying in a way.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, it was a big day. It wasn't
Speaker 2: that big.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what we all say. Play search charge got
Speaker 3: me again. I just swipe away the vomit from your mouth.
Speaker 2: Did you plant that seed?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 5: Why do you do it?
Speaker 3: I just want the truth.
Speaker 2: I just want the truth in this Okay, we'll tell
Speaker 2: Jasmine who's telling the truth.
Speaker 3: Hey, Jasmine, congratulations, you nail that.
Speaker 2: Thank you for toiling.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it's good.
Speaker 3: This is good, strong, honest feedback. Appreciate Jazz well.
Speaker 2: Gasman, thank you for perpetuating.
Speaker 4: That rumor.
Speaker 3: I like how in a way we were both lying. Jeez.
Speaker 1: Friday night was very special, and by special, I mean unique,
Speaker 1: and by unique I mean let's never do that again.
Speaker 2: Can I honestly say I had the best time.
Speaker 1: I had a good time when I say neverdore again,
Speaker 1: because I don't think I've been more intimidated and out
Speaker 1: of my comfort zone more of my life.
Speaker 4: Oh that is that is such bs, because you embrace
Speaker 4: those fish nets and you embrace that corset like a
Speaker 4: man just possessed by the devil.
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong. It's so comfortable in what I
Speaker 3: was wearing.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean and the high heels as well, like
Speaker 4: you just talked to them like a duck to water.
Speaker 2: You loved it so.
Speaker 3: Much, like a really, really outrageously dressed duck.
Speaker 4: And I have to say, right before we went on
Speaker 4: stage to do the time warm at the Rocky Horror Show,
Speaker 4: I looked across because we were on separate sides of
Speaker 4: the stage, and you were so up and about like
Speaker 4: you were next level on a high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's fair.
Speaker 1: I reckon just because I was feeling a little bit
Speaker 1: nervous and just to slightly, ever so slightly wet the whistle.
Speaker 1: I might have had two or three SIPs of a
Speaker 1: mid strength beer, just the one. Did you have a
Speaker 1: sip or two of a little shard?
Speaker 4: Note we were strictly forbidden from having a drink before
Speaker 4: we before we went on stage. So what do you
Speaker 4: and I do?
Speaker 2: Is fully grown adults?
Speaker 3: You rebel?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, gracious meat, isn't our social media accounts?
Speaker 1: If you'd like to just have a look and play,
Speaker 1: provide some feedback. But let's just have a bit of
Speaker 1: a recap, shall we, so that again it's my hating.
Speaker 3: I don't have ack. I'm doing, Oh my god, so
Speaker 3: stand of procedure, instroduction. No, this is what we do,
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 3: Joy, welcome to the just cut the theater fact what
Speaker 3: they do Friday night?
Speaker 2: You know, you know, it's just we're stage people.
Speaker 4: Now. A bit of feedback from my ten year old,
Speaker 4: who is an actual dancer like loves dancing. She's like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, mom, you're at least three beats, three
Speaker 4: beats faster than everyone else.
Speaker 2: I was like, I just wanted to get through. I
Speaker 2: just wanted to get through.
Speaker 1: I would be happy with that, only just a few
Speaker 1: beats forward or back, because I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: on time, So just three I'd absolutely take that.
Speaker 2: I have to say, I thought you did quite well,
Speaker 2: and you too.
Speaker 3: J like, clearly you can dance and I can't.
Speaker 1: So we're all just waiting to see and we're getting
Speaker 1: absolutely instructed a BYT what.
Speaker 3: You were doing was fun.
Speaker 4: A very big thank you to the cast and everyone
Speaker 4: who made that happen because it was one of the
Speaker 4: rushes in my life that I will never achieve again.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: It was outrageously good.
Speaker 1: Yes, and look, if you get an opportunity because it
Speaker 1: leaves what thirteenth of my go see the Rocky Horror Show.
Speaker 1: It's outstanding. Yeah, and that's from a guy who's not
Speaker 1: a theater guy. You're very honest with you, I know.
Speaker 2: And to one of the cast members when I ran
Speaker 2: on stage, she goes, oh my god, you look sexy.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thanks for making an old girl, feel good.
Speaker 3: That's where he's still wearing the makeup right now, because
Speaker 3: I am still going on experience. What the experience of
Speaker 3: experience just.
Speaker 1: Says moments it seems to tap Jody already on the
Speaker 1: shoulder and go, you know what.
Speaker 3: Let's just have some fun. Let's really mess around with you.
Speaker 2: Let's mess with this girl, shall we?
Speaker 3: Very messable?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really open to it.
Speaker 4: So when you when you leave the house, when you
Speaker 4: get out of a car, when you do anything in life,
Speaker 4: what is the first thing you check for?
Speaker 3: Your pants? Have my pants gone?
Speaker 4: Let's go attack your only if you're Andrew Hoes, your phone,
Speaker 4: who is very much a newdist at heart.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the thing you check for your phone. So
Speaker 2: I got a lift with my mother, which.
Speaker 3: Makes me unless she listens every morning. No, we love
Speaker 3: you so dearly, We love you so much.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I got to live with my mother to the
Speaker 4: Thunderbirds game with Peyton, who's my eleven year old.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's fine.
Speaker 4: I get out of the car and we proceed to
Speaker 4: walk to the entrance, and then I go on, I've
Speaker 4: left my phone in the car on the mountable thing,
Speaker 4: you know, the mountable.
Speaker 2: What do you call that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like that your phone holder?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like saying mountable, yeah, mountable?
Speaker 3: Key word there? Can you eat it in? Five times?
Speaker 4: So I left my phone on the mountable and then
Speaker 4: I get to the entrance and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've forgotten my phone. It's got all
Speaker 4: my tickets on it and it's got my whole life
Speaker 4: on it. And so then I'm like, what do I
Speaker 4: do do I I'll borrow a phone and I'll call
Speaker 4: my mother. Oh my god, I don't know my mother's
Speaker 4: phone number. Does anyone know their mother's phone number?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You should?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: Do you?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Go on then two seven seven four three two, and
Speaker 1: I'll leave the last ten digits out because then we're
Speaker 1: start buzzing and she'd be like.
Speaker 3: Hello is this you should start calling back?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 3: Oh it's Dree speaking.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm gore from you anyway. So I was like,
Speaker 2: what do I do here?
Speaker 4: So I talked my way into the netball and then
Speaker 4: I'm thinking in my head, how am I going to
Speaker 4: get home? Because the whole plan was to get an
Speaker 4: uber after the Thunderbirds, you know, defeat the Collingwood Magpies.
Speaker 2: Yes, convincingly, Yes, that's what I'll do. I can't.
Speaker 4: I felt so lost without my phone, Like it's like
Speaker 4: someone chops off your limb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like you don't exist. It feels like
Speaker 3: you've been stripped of your identity.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 4: And so the beautiful, beautiful security guard at the Thunderbirds said, here,
Speaker 4: go take my phone.
Speaker 2: Do what you need to do.
Speaker 4: So I called one three two two two seven, got
Speaker 4: myself a yellow cab, and I got home. And then
Speaker 4: I walk in the door and I go Colleen happened
Speaker 4: to notice my phone on the mountable?
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, yes, but I didn't know what was
Speaker 2: I to do.
Speaker 4: She goes, I noticed it just as I drove out
Speaker 4: of the stadium, and Hazy returned your call. So she's
Speaker 4: obviously noticed, like thirteen seconds after I've left my in
Speaker 4: the car, it was there because you called me. And
Speaker 4: she went, ah, there's Azy giving her call.
Speaker 1: Just a little communication breakdown. Bless you, Colleen, though, bless you.
Speaker 3: She doesn't need a phone. No, that generation they don't
Speaker 3: need a phone.
Speaker 4: No, I know, but I thought, I mean, was there
Speaker 4: a sense of perhaps I could turn around and take
Speaker 4: it back to the stadium.
Speaker 2: And then she would have her phone back.
Speaker 3: Oh look, perhaps you're overreacting just a little bit, and
Speaker 3: not just on time.
Speaker 1: But what three point thirty this morning been you just
Speaker 1: prepping away, just crunching numbers to the studio.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what I'm with you that I was filthy.
Speaker 7: I picked adlade last night and I get so annoyed
Speaker 7: when I get those fifty to fifty games wrong. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: I thought I was a genius halfway through the last quarter.
Speaker 4: We're gonna rip into sport in just a second. But
Speaker 4: you two boyfriends, right, boyfriend boyfriend? You would have been
Speaker 4: so arousing him on Friday Night and the rocky horror
Speaker 4: show Fishnet Stockings amazing.
Speaker 6: Of course it I do get to see it every
Speaker 6: other night.
Speaker 1: But yes, I was.
Speaker 3: That is so true. Everyone's like, oh my god, can
Speaker 3: you believe what he's wearing? Ready? And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't, Actually I can, I can.
Speaker 2: That's what he loves to dress up in.
Speaker 1: Because that's what I dress. Oh goodness, me tell me
Speaker 1: a lot happening on Friday Night. Amazing, when brilliant when
Speaker 1: from Port Adelaide tak Bow by seven points, just screaming
Speaker 1: at an albutin yes we can.
Speaker 6: Isn't it amazing?
Speaker 7: You know, four weeks ago the way to the world
Speaker 7: seemed on their shoulders one and two, but now one
Speaker 7: game off. Top percentage is low obviously, so that's why
Speaker 7: they're in fifth spot. The only concern for me is
Speaker 7: they're starting to get a few injuries. If you Dursma
Speaker 7: that pcl he's out for two months. But gee, you
Speaker 7: just got to love the way they go about it.
Speaker 7: They're not afraid to do it the hard way, win ugly.
Speaker 7: The Saints don't let you play a good brand of
Speaker 7: footy and they just found a way port again. So
Speaker 7: there's no question in this group is playing for him
Speaker 7: and they're playing hard.
Speaker 4: Okay, negative Nancy. They played well and they won well,
Speaker 4: and they got the four points.
Speaker 7: Well exactly, And I guess the point I'm making you
Speaker 7: think killed it just plays such a defensive brand. They
Speaker 7: don't allow you to play attractive footy, but I think
Speaker 7: that suited them. They just got it done.
Speaker 3: I just love that. In particular Charlie Dixon.
Speaker 1: It wasn't his night as a whole, but there was
Speaker 1: a couple of important moments and he was absolutely huge
Speaker 1: and that's a side that didn't have Todd Marshall.
Speaker 3: Tom Marshall's a gun.
Speaker 7: And he comes back this week, so that's the positive.
Speaker 7: They'll also get Tom Jonas back. But that smother that
Speaker 7: led to Sam pal Pepper's goal. Then the Dixon Mark Hazy,
Speaker 7: there's no he's playing at about sixty percent.
Speaker 6: Charlie Dixon. He's not right.
Speaker 7: But that's the that's the sign of a true leader, coach.
Speaker 7: I'll play for you. I know you need me, and
Speaker 7: I'll stand up when it counts. So two weeks ago
Speaker 7: it was I think Port could potentially make finals. Now
Speaker 7: we looked at them and going Port are going to
Speaker 7: play finals. Are you starting to hot around the whole
Speaker 7: top four things?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think you have to. The draw was so brutal.
Speaker 7: If you said to any Pork fan or to me
Speaker 7: at the start of the season, hazy, poorter five and
Speaker 7: two after seven rounds, you go take it and run.
Speaker 7: Every day of the week. The draw starts to open up.
Speaker 7: But they've got Essendon at home this week, should win that.
Speaker 7: Then I think they've got North Melbourne away, should win that.
Speaker 7: So if they can get to you know, seven to
Speaker 7: sort of seven to three, that's a great platform.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about yesterday. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: So if you're playing Collingwood, they are in every side's
Speaker 4: head at the moment, because it doesn't matter if you're
Speaker 4: thirty points up, forty points up, fifty points up at
Speaker 4: three quarter time.
Speaker 2: I'll come back up.
Speaker 6: I love that call, Jody. That's exactly what they are.
Speaker 7: They're inside opposition, says they it could be seven goals
Speaker 7: like it was last tweak against the Bombers. They just
Speaker 7: believe and Craig McCrae, he's building something special with the Pies.
Speaker 6: But goodness the crozy didn't they kick themselves out of it?
Speaker 7: Seven sixteen and some of the set shots and open
Speaker 7: goal opportunities you just go, oh no, like they should
Speaker 7: have won that game.
Speaker 1: There's a theory as well, and the final player from
Speaker 1: Steel side On Still Side On.
Speaker 3: Is such an absolute start best name in sport.
Speaker 1: It's the best name in all of world sport, apart
Speaker 1: from there's a couple of NBA players. I've got some
Speaker 1: really interesting names not coming to me though, so I'll get.
Speaker 3: Based on that one.
Speaker 1: There's a theory that perhaps still purposely kicked them behind
Speaker 1: what to give them a one point lead and then
Speaker 1: you've got twenty seconds to go. It's harder to get
Speaker 1: it from one end to the other than it is
Speaker 1: straight out of the guts. Yeah right, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Good theory, there's a theory. Don't mind it, Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: if you're all looking at me like I might be drunk.
Speaker 7: He is a clutch player, though, I mean Collingwood is Joe.
Speaker 7: So you said they're just amazing and I'm a bit
Speaker 7: flat for Adelai because they played so well and you
Speaker 7: know they deserve to be five and two. But bad kickings,
Speaker 7: bad footy hazy, you know that, and Jode's You've watched
Speaker 7: enough footy over the years. They should have won, they didn't.
Speaker 7: They've got to move on.
Speaker 6: But oh that's frustrating.
Speaker 2: I can't let you go without talking Thunderbird.
Speaker 6: How good this is? Like, I'm so pumped about the
Speaker 6: Thunderbirds have been so down for so long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, try being a supporter all that time.
Speaker 7: I don't think they've made the finals in the sun
Speaker 7: Court super Netball era. Yeah, but that's going to happen.
Speaker 7: They can finish in the top two, they can finish
Speaker 7: top Jody. They're playing so well. Eleanor Cardwell is a
Speaker 7: star from all accounts. That girl's got some swagger, which
Speaker 7: you love. Yeah, and then Shimira stirling down the other
Speaker 7: end of the court. So they've finally got the book
Speaker 7: ends right, you know, as you know you need to
Speaker 7: get the shooting circles right. But yeah, good win against
Speaker 7: the Magpie's going great. So keep it going, Thunderbirds. I'd
Speaker 7: love to see them win another time.
Speaker 2: I'm booking finals right now.
Speaker 3: There you go, very very excited.
Speaker 4: I won't I won't be here that weekend, No, on
Speaker 4: that Monday, I won't be turning up to work Monday
Speaker 4: for you with the girl like I'm one of the players.
Speaker 1: Look, hey, Rennie, thank you so much for stopping and
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being so incredibly on time punctual.
Speaker 2: You're so punctual, mate, That's what we love about.
Speaker 6: That's what I am.
Speaker 4: So the sad part about me, Andrew Hayes, is that
Speaker 4: I am an absolute netball tragic.
Speaker 2: So can you imagine my fangirling status right now?
Speaker 3: There's a bit of a spring in your step, I know.
Speaker 4: As we're about to talk to Absolute Netball Royalty Liz Ellis,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 5: I liked and hazy.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that? High inflection in.
Speaker 1: My voice when I said, Jodie's not sure which point
Speaker 1: to talk about, Liz, the fact that your unbelievable netball
Speaker 1: career or that you're just one homo.
Speaker 2: Stele get me out of it? How good?
Speaker 5: How funny. I absolutely did not think that I was
Speaker 5: any chance. When I first got into the jungle. I
Speaker 5: was just trying not to say anything too stupid and
Speaker 5: embarrass my family. But I did all of that and
Speaker 5: I still won. So I don't understand how it all works.
Speaker 4: So when they came at you and they said, do
Speaker 4: you want to participate? Honestly, what were your first thoughts
Speaker 4: about going into the jungle?
Speaker 5: My first answer was no, and then I said no,
Speaker 5: and then I said no. And then they said, can
Speaker 5: we send you a little highlight thrill from last year?
Speaker 5: And I made the mistake of watching it with my
Speaker 5: eleven year old daughter. Yes, And at the end of it,
Speaker 5: she turned to me and she said, Mom, you have
Speaker 5: to do it. It looks so cool. I said, na,
Speaker 5: I just don't think it's for me, and she said
Speaker 5: wh I said, Oh, it looks cool, but I just
Speaker 5: I just don't need the judgment. I don't need I
Speaker 5: just worry about what other people are going to say.
Speaker 5: And she was like, oh, mam, you always tell us
Speaker 5: not to worry about what other people say. So the
Speaker 5: morat of that story is don't teach your kids things
Speaker 5: that they're going to throw back again, because you'll find
Speaker 5: yourself in the jungle sooner round than later.
Speaker 1: So there we go.
Speaker 5: I found it was a big turnaround, and I turned
Speaker 5: up in the jungle and what am I doing here?
Speaker 2: But you were pretty open and honest about stuff throughout
Speaker 2: the whole journey. Have you watched it back and have
Speaker 2: you thought, oh God, over sharing or not.
Speaker 5: I haven't watched it back yet. I only got out
Speaker 5: about seven or eight hours ago. And all I've done
Speaker 5: is have a couple of red wines with my husband,
Speaker 5: and I had a shower, and I was really looking
Speaker 5: forward to my first hot shower. But I haven't seen
Speaker 5: my kids for a month, and so I had a
Speaker 5: shower with an audience, and my kids wanted to tell
Speaker 5: me all the things, and so I just watched my
Speaker 5: pits and bits, and I'm looking forward to having a
Speaker 5: better shower. I'm hoping to watch it over the next
Speaker 5: few a couple of weeks. I can't wait just to
Speaker 5: see all the try and to see what got shown
Speaker 5: and to see the funny conversations that we had.
Speaker 4: So Liz, as you well know, I'm an absolute netball tragic.
Speaker 4: One of the most interesting conversations you had in the
Speaker 4: jungle was the fact that when you were the captain
Speaker 4: of a Australia, which is the pinnacle of netball, you
Speaker 4: were getting paid what I was six thousand.
Speaker 5: Dollars a year and I was I don't forget, I
Speaker 5: was getting six rolls of trapping tape and two bears
Speaker 5: of shoes. Oh and things have changed. Like that was
Speaker 5: the point. Like, I certainly don't wind about that as
Speaker 5: far as my career is concerned, because I was really
Speaker 5: fortunate to have an unbelievable career and my sport made
Speaker 5: me who I am, and I'm really grateful. But I
Speaker 5: am also wrapped that the players in the sport now
Speaker 5: don't have to live off such a pittance. They you know,
Speaker 5: they earn okay wages. You know, the minimum wage is
Speaker 5: about forty five thousand dollars a year for a super
Speaker 5: netball player. So and a lot of the women who
Speaker 5: play are any more than that. So I actually just
Speaker 5: love where everything is, and I'm hardly bitter at all
Speaker 5: about the fact that I earned very little money because
Speaker 5: I can come on things like I'm a celebrity, get
Speaker 5: me out of here and have a eyp of fun.
Speaker 3: So there's per Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I was at the Thunderbirds game yesterday and the
Speaker 4: English coach actually was speaking, and she was saying how
Speaker 4: privileged the Dragon players are at the moment because they
Speaker 4: get to do their sport full time, whereas in England
Speaker 4: it's still like a part time gig and they still
Speaker 4: have to go off and do their other stuff just
Speaker 4: to earn a wage.
Speaker 5: So who's winning, Who's Who's who's on top of the
Speaker 5: ladder in super Netball? I don't know. I've been in
Speaker 5: the jungle for a month.
Speaker 2: Oh my godly is the Thunderbirds are flying Thunderbirds? And yes,
Speaker 2: oh my.
Speaker 5: Goodness, you know what I've thought the Thunderbirds had it
Speaker 5: in them this year.
Speaker 6: Oh thank you said that shooting line?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I love their of course I love defenders,
Speaker 5: so of course I love their defense.
Speaker 2: Then Shamira Stirling, is she not the best?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is she not the best defender in the world?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's awesome, So, oh my God, I'm do you
Speaker 5: have to go and have a look at all these
Speaker 5: things that I've missed out on. But that's good news
Speaker 5: about the tea bird.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's taking this long in the conversation
Speaker 1: to have a deep, hardcore chat about netball.
Speaker 5: It look really, I'm a celebrity. Whatever tell me about you?
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much for having a chat with us,
Speaker 4: and congratulations. We're really, really really proud of you.
Speaker 5: Thanks great to chat and.
Speaker 2: Do you want to contribute to period chat or you're done?
Speaker 3: I love the.
Speaker 2: Huge sandalans.
Speaker 4: He is officially a married man, so he married Fionce
Speaker 4: Tagan Kinniston in a very glamorous ceremony worth a reported
Speaker 4: one million dollars.
Speaker 2: So Guy Sebastian sung Ray Charles Hallelujah. I love her,
Speaker 2: I love her so sorry. I never heard that song
Speaker 2: before in my life.
Speaker 4: As the newlyweds had their first answer their lavish wedding
Speaker 4: reception in Sydney, have a listen.
Speaker 1: This is how you know that Guy Sebastian's good Because
Speaker 1: whenever you hear someone pro recorded, like on a phone
Speaker 1: or whatever, it sound awful. But Guy still sounds magical.
Speaker 4: I know he's beautiful. He looked very uncomfortable dancing, Karl.
Speaker 4: He was literally going get up on the dance floor,
Speaker 4: save me, save me.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the brotherhood. That's what we does, dance comfortably.
Speaker 2: He was like you on stage at Rocky Aura on
Speaker 2: Friday night.
Speaker 3: I'm not super elegant.
Speaker 4: A lot of celebs there, Comrade sewell By, Ryan Karl, Stefanovic,
Speaker 4: John Ibrahim was a groomsman.
Speaker 2: Really notorious underworld.
Speaker 4: Figure, which is why it was kind of a little
Speaker 4: bit surprising that our Prime Minister Anthony Alberanizi was there.
Speaker 4: Also the new South Wales Premier Chris Mins. They are
Speaker 4: all at the ceremony. They've come under fire for going along.
Speaker 4: I kind of feel like they've gone. This guy's the
Speaker 4: most popular radio identity in the country, so let's just
Speaker 4: kind of tack onto his phade, which brings me to
Speaker 4: my next point. Our EP Sewan's Sandalans is Kyl's cousin,
Speaker 4: No invite, no busy.
Speaker 3: That weekend I was I had pumpkin Judge.
Speaker 6: I couldn't I couldn't get it up.
Speaker 3: Carl had some stuff to do on Queensland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm no prime minister or no, no,
Speaker 1: none of the cousins got an invite.
Speaker 3: It was just the arties and uncles. There's a couple
Speaker 3: of cousins there.
Speaker 2: Right, let me get the Graham. And also those pumpkins
Speaker 2: are not going to judge themselves.
Speaker 3: Trut crown a kilo pumpkin? Ye, who's going to judge that? Voluntarily?
Speaker 2: Per flavor and actually flow yourself up there? Who does that?
Speaker 4: Anyway?
Speaker 2: It was worth that photo on the gram I reckon
Speaker 2: or was it?
Speaker 3: He laughed?
Speaker 2: And then Sean cries himself to sleep. That's what happens.
Speaker 4: Marley Cyrus's mum Tis Cyrus is engaged to Dominic Purcell,
Speaker 4: so this thing is fifty five year old mother went
Speaker 4: Instagram official with her romance with the Prison Break.
Speaker 2: Actor last year, and they confirmed they were planning to
Speaker 2: tie the not.
Speaker 4: She posted alongside an image of her and Dominic hugging,
Speaker 4: saying a thousand times yes at Dominic Purcell, do you
Speaker 4: know who this goes?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 3: Really, I'm waiting for you to talk about Jack Nicholson, Yes, and.
Speaker 2: I'm about to.
Speaker 4: Jack Nicholson appeared in public for the first time in
Speaker 4: eighteen months as he stepped out for the La Lakers
Speaker 4: playoff game against the Memphis Grizzlies.
Speaker 2: You were to watch that.
Speaker 1: I watched every single second of it. Here's Johnny Jack
Speaker 1: was on the sidelines. But it looks really really good.
Speaker 3: Does he looks healthy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's good.
Speaker 4: So the three time Academy Award winner was living life
Speaker 4: as a recluse before being photographed at his home earlier
Speaker 4: this week.
Speaker 2: So who else was there?
Speaker 3: So who asked? Potted? Was Adele? Of course?
Speaker 5: Was there?
Speaker 3: A big one for me?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 3: Doctor Dray was there, Doctor Dray. He was doffing pretty
Speaker 3: good as well. And Doctor Dray just looks so unassuming,
Speaker 3: like Snoop Dogg's got his own look. It's so distinctive.
Speaker 2: But doctor dre are like, oh yes, like a little
Speaker 2: bit under the radar.
Speaker 3: It's like a billionaire gangster rapper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything you aspire.
Speaker 3: To be, And what do you want to be when
Speaker 3: you grab a billionaire gangster rapper?
Speaker 2: You're so close, mate, Good luck with that.
Speaker 3: You tell me you built a time machine on this day.
Speaker 1: Well, my friends, Joes in particular, knowledge is power. We
Speaker 1: know that, don't we, Yes, we do. Maybe sitting there thinking.
Speaker 3: What's next step my evolution?
Speaker 1: How do I take that next step into becoming a
Speaker 1: better and more fulfilled.
Speaker 4: Humans, like when monkeys became humans, they evolved. Yes, you're
Speaker 4: going to help us become whatever comes after humans.
Speaker 1: Somehow I'm going to turn you from a human back
Speaker 1: into a monkey. Yeah, that's right, friends, it's time for
Speaker 1: on this daisy. Let's go back to nineteen thirty nine,
Speaker 1: the first of May, Batman made his comic strip debut
Speaker 1: in America's Detective Comics.
Speaker 3: One of the cooler comic characters is that Man, Great observation.
Speaker 4: Mate and the first person ever ever in the history
Speaker 4: of the world, including the monkeys, to say that Batman
Speaker 4: was cool.
Speaker 3: No, he's cool, but some of them aren't so cool,
Speaker 3: which one like Superman?
Speaker 2: Well he's done some stuff.
Speaker 3: He's done some stuff. Yeah, I get it. Not Kryptonites involved. No,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, cool. That was a good trend, wasn't it, Superman,
Speaker 3: I wear my monkeys on the outside. Who's with me? Nobody?
Speaker 2: Every five year old on the planet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's a mistake, and I've told Henry Hayes
Speaker 1: he can't do that in public. Nine fifty two, mister
Speaker 1: potato Head was introduced in America. It was the very
Speaker 1: first toy to be advertised on television.
Speaker 2: Fairy Nice?
Speaker 3: What wrong potato Head?
Speaker 2: With their own cars and trailers? That does he talk?
Speaker 3: Miss potato Head? Were not in real life?
Speaker 1: It's just a toy. No, I don't think that's part
Speaker 1: of his thing. No, he doesn't have one. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really know what he does except.
Speaker 3: In toy storry. He's really belligerent, is he? Yeah? Got
Speaker 3: some too, for he's got a lot of attitude. Missus
Speaker 3: potato Head is lovely.
Speaker 1: And if you're own a miss potato do you know
Speaker 1: that there's no chance of keeping all the body parts?
Speaker 3: You lose them straight away?
Speaker 6: Where do they go?
Speaker 2: And what have you lost?
Speaker 7: Specifically off the potato He's always missing an ear and
Speaker 7: a leak?
Speaker 3: Okay yeah.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety nine SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon Premierre on Nickelodeon in
Speaker 1: the US.
Speaker 2: That used to drive me insane. My eldest was younger.
Speaker 5: Just dang that.
Speaker 2: Who is under the steack bang?
Speaker 4: Mom? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Shut up? Oh you're right.
Speaker 2: That is disgusting that you're taking, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, but on there.
Speaker 1: Josiah seventeen, Eagle Boys, Thestraian Pizza fast food chain closed.
Speaker 2: It's the double meal deal turbo charged order at Eagle
Speaker 2: Boys dot com dot a you.
Speaker 3: I remember Eagle Boys?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean here's a question though, why are you
Speaker 1: going to Eagle Boys? Is it because Domino's and Pizza
Speaker 1: Hut with both clots.
Speaker 3: Like they were they year third rank. It's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, we're in the middle of the desert and
Speaker 3: there's no Domins in sight. All right, let's go to
Speaker 3: Evil Boys.
Speaker 2: I had friends in high school who worked at Eagle
Speaker 2: Boys and the weeked slag because I thought exist that
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: And then one saw on May the first in two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven was girlfriend by Avril Levine.
Speaker 2: Ah, hey, hey, do you that's the one that's good.
Speaker 3: That's good, good stuff. Yeah. And let's all remember Chad Krueger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and their marriage that lasted eight and a half seconds.
Speaker 3: He was seven and half seconds.
Speaker 4: Now, can I quickly before we go, say a very
Speaker 4: big thank you to everyone who turned out for the
Speaker 4: mnd as a walk yesterday around the Torrens.
Speaker 2: It was such a beautiful day.
Speaker 4: Eight hundred people rocked up, the biggest one they've had yet,
Speaker 4: so I'm all sort of you know, pushing to find
Speaker 4: a cure for this insidious disease. So thank you so
Speaker 4: much for everyone.
Speaker 2: Who rocked up.
Speaker 4: Well done and to sit the attack dog, well done.
Speaker 4: You made it round four case yes, without nipping anyone.
Speaker 2: Her little Bandanna had a little I know, small little legs.
Speaker 1: It's good on her big show as well. Make sure
Speaker 1: you catch up by the podcast tomorrow as well. Of course,
Speaker 1: more chance to get yourself on stand by list when
Speaker 1: I was ten k a day and to boot topic tuesdays.
Speaker 2: I know, I think we're going to chat to someone
Speaker 2: who perhaps is on only fans.
Speaker 1: Yes, and performs very Can I say solidly on only
Speaker 1: fans because there's different sort of levels, is there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to have to go into this because
Speaker 2: I have no understanding of only fans.
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to explaining it.
Speaker 2: Thank you all right, nothing to say here,