Speaker 1: Apparently forty four percent of Australians are expecting to have
Speaker 1: arguments with their family on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: Do not be in the forty four percent.
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Speaker 2: Good morning and Marry Christmas.
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas to you, Anna and to all, a good night,
Speaker 3: good night, good morning. That's the saying that they say,
Speaker 3: isn't it first, Merry Christmas to all and all good nights?
Speaker 1: Oh well, here we are learning something new on Christmas morning.
Speaker 2: Matt, you are.
Speaker 1: Wearing your Christmas sweater. I would not expect anything less
Speaker 1: from you.
Speaker 3: This is a brand new one I got, so we
Speaker 3: actually have. I bought a couple this year, but on
Speaker 3: Aesos and they came. I ordered two XL and it
Speaker 3: literally looked like a crop top on me. Actually, you
Speaker 3: should have seen my middrift. You couldn't handle it. So
Speaker 3: I had to run out quickly and we bought a
Speaker 3: bunch more.
Speaker 2: Do you know what's so bad?
Speaker 1: In July, we did a Christmas in July when we
Speaker 1: went to Tasmania with all of our friends and I
Speaker 1: was in charge of buying all of the Christmas jumpers
Speaker 1: and I bought them from top Man and I am
Speaker 1: still to this day waiting for these jumpers to arrive.
Speaker 2: Oh no way, literally, And I.
Speaker 1: Feel bad because I've taken people's like it was like
Speaker 1: forty dollars age and I still haven't come up with
Speaker 1: the goods.
Speaker 3: Have the tracking number one thing? Or not? Get the
Speaker 3: tracking number?
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly I need to email them because you've just
Speaker 1: reminded me so thank you, Thank you for that.
Speaker 2: Kmart have a couple of good ones.
Speaker 1: I got me and Michael some matching Christmas pajamas from
Speaker 1: Kmart and they're actually quite cute.
Speaker 2: We need to actually put them on. We haven't wore
Speaker 2: them yet.
Speaker 3: You need to get your photo in front of the
Speaker 3: tree and do you want.
Speaker 2: To know with the bump?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And then next year you'll have a child there.
Speaker 2: I know we can do a little comparison.
Speaker 3: See where you come? Are you taking photos of your
Speaker 3: belly all the way along?
Speaker 1: I am trying to, but I've just been so nauseous
Speaker 1: and it's like some weeks I'm like I really could
Speaker 1: not be busy to do this.
Speaker 2: It's really hard, like especially when you're so nauseous all
Speaker 2: the time. But yes I am.
Speaker 1: That's my one of my New Year's resolutions. We do
Speaker 1: have a New Year's Resolution episode coming out on the first,
Speaker 1: so stay tuned for that with all about ins and outs.
Speaker 2: But yes, New Year's Resolution.
Speaker 1: Take more photos of the bump, Matt, what do you
Speaker 1: want for Christmas this year?
Speaker 3: I want just you know, for relaxed. There's nothing I
Speaker 3: don't There's nothing I want, like you know, I'm thirty
Speaker 3: years old now. Like my mum and my sister's We've
Speaker 3: got a group message and they're like, what do you
Speaker 3: want for Christmas? And I was like, honestly, like whatever,
Speaker 3: I'm not fast like I for Secret Santa with Tammy's family.
Speaker 3: I literally said socks. I know, I said in another
Speaker 3: episode previously, Jocks and Socks. I actually said socks.
Speaker 2: He's a simple man, Yeah, very simple.
Speaker 3: I only too much.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, you're not thirty, I'm close to.
Speaker 2: You're rounding yourself half.
Speaker 1: Nine.
Speaker 3: I'm twenty nine.
Speaker 2: Now say for the last year of your twenties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I shouldn't age myself, should I?
Speaker 2: You shouldn't age yourself. I'm thirty two. I'm not looking
Speaker 2: like aging myself to thirty three. Absolutely not eight. I'm
Speaker 2: twenty eight. What am I talking about?
Speaker 3: What do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1: I think for Christmas? Probably nothing really for myself. Michael
Speaker 1: was in hospital with a little heart problem. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you would have seen that on my socials.
Speaker 1: He has something wrong with I don't know, something around
Speaker 1: the heart. It's not super serious hopefully, but we got
Speaker 1: him an Apple Watch so that he can monitor his heart.
Speaker 1: They do ECG's now, So that's like, that's the best
Speaker 1: Christmas present for me, knowing that Michael's okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: having a selfless.
Speaker 3: Cruisy Apple Watch. Not safe, but it helped your old
Speaker 3: man with his heart.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So my dad and my mum both were an Apple
Speaker 1: Watch and it actually found disrupted rhythm of the heart
Speaker 1: on my dad's and that's why he actually ended up
Speaker 1: going to the doctor and then yeah, he ended up
Speaker 1: going into heart surgery because of it.
Speaker 2: So in some ways, yet saved his life.
Speaker 3: So it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such a good tool. I mean, we're in
Speaker 1: an age where technology is so incredible and I hope
Speaker 1: everyone has received lots of cool technological gifts this Christmas.
Speaker 3: So what's your plan this Christmas? Anna? Where are you going?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: So we are spending Christmas with my parents on the
Speaker 1: morning of Christmas, and then at two o'clock we are
Speaker 1: heading to Michael's parents' house and spending time with their
Speaker 1: family and with little baby Sterling.
Speaker 2: He's so cute.
Speaker 1: He's too so I mean, Christmas is all about kids, right,
Speaker 1: and then obviously it's Michael and I's last Christmas as
Speaker 1: a two before we'd become three, So lots of big
Speaker 1: milestones and yeah, very excited.
Speaker 3: It's very exciting that this will be your last year.
Speaker 2: Tell me about your Christmas plans, Matt, Well.
Speaker 3: This I'm looking at not going down to Melbourne to
Speaker 3: see my family this year, which was I said I
Speaker 3: was going to. But I was explaining to you before that.
Speaker 3: When I was on the plane coming home from Finland,
Speaker 3: I was like, to Tammy, I've flown that much this year.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm really just I'm exhausted from all
Speaker 3: the flying. Like it's I know, it sounds like like
Speaker 3: a first world problem. I understand that, but like when
Speaker 3: I'm going down to Melbourne every second week to do
Speaker 3: work and that like it gets it gets a lot,
Speaker 3: It gets tiring, and it's not the actual what I
Speaker 3: say to people, it's not the actual flying that's hard,
Speaker 3: Like on the plane, it's getting to the airport. It's
Speaker 3: the delayed.
Speaker 2: Flight, the transit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all that sort of stuff. It just becomes like, oh,
Speaker 3: it just takes so much out of a day, especially
Speaker 3: with the time now as well with the time difference.
Speaker 3: I know it sounds like a first for a problem,
Speaker 3: but like, yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I think anyone who flies often would be able to
Speaker 1: sympathize with that. And I think even if you fly
Speaker 1: like mildly often, at some point in the year'll you
Speaker 1: get a bit over it, Like it is exhausting.
Speaker 3: It is. It's so exhausting. So my sisters have they're
Speaker 3: not upset, but they want to see me. So we're
Speaker 3: going to organize something. But yeah, Christmas Day Amy's hosting
Speaker 3: this year, so we're going around to Amy's house Lovely.
Speaker 3: It has a nice pool there, so we'll probably go
Speaker 3: on the pool if it's hot. It's been shitty weather
Speaker 3: up here literally looking outside now in Brisbane and it
Speaker 3: is pissing down rain.
Speaker 1: The weather is all over the place. I am about
Speaker 1: to head to NUSA. I think when this comes out,
Speaker 1: I will be a NOSA. Oh no, I won't be.
Speaker 2: I would have.
Speaker 1: So we get back on at nine We get back
Speaker 1: at nine pm on Christmas Eve, worst flight time of
Speaker 1: all time?
Speaker 2: How bad is that?
Speaker 3: It's brutal.
Speaker 2: There's no room for delays, that's all I'm saying. There's
Speaker 2: no roote.
Speaker 3: I did it. I did a Christmas Morning one the
Speaker 3: last two years actually, and that one was as brutal
Speaker 3: as well. Like they it was delayed. Everyone was angry
Speaker 3: because they wanted to get where they were going. N
Speaker 3: it's so good luck to you, good luck to me.
Speaker 2: Guy has to pray for me, hopefully.
Speaker 1: If you're looking at my stories, it's just like happy
Speaker 1: times and I'm waking up in Melburn on Christmas morning.
Speaker 2: That's the ideal.
Speaker 3: Well, that was actually scary last year because I was
Speaker 3: going to fly out Christmas morning at six am to
Speaker 3: get to Queensland to see Tammy and the kids by
Speaker 3: like eight and the night before when do you remember
Speaker 3: there was bad weather last year?
Speaker 2: I do remember that.
Speaker 3: And they sent me a text message saying your flight
Speaker 3: could be canceled in the morning, look out for rescheduling.
Speaker 3: So I was quickly getting onto like online. I was like,
Speaker 3: I have to get there tomorrow, Like I'm not missing
Speaker 3: my first Christmas with them, So like I was looking
Speaker 3: through it was a full ordeal on Christmas Eve, it was.
Speaker 3: It was not ideal.
Speaker 2: It's stress.
Speaker 3: You don't need stress. So I wish you luck for
Speaker 3: Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to leave us because we obviously know
Speaker 1: that everyone is maybe on the way to Christmas dinner
Speaker 1: or lunch or heading to see family or friends or
Speaker 1: whatever it might be, So we don't want to take
Speaker 1: up too much of everyone's time. But we thought we
Speaker 1: could leave everyone with one funny Christmas story each Do
Speaker 1: you have one for us?
Speaker 3: Oh? I mean apart from like the family like arguments
Speaker 3: and all that sort of stuff every year, you have.
Speaker 2: Your good luck for that by the way, yes.
Speaker 3: Well I'm talking about like back in the day with
Speaker 3: like you know, just like someone would say something that
Speaker 3: we would rub an uncle up the wrong way, or
Speaker 3: a new uncle likes girlfriend or boyfriend comes and they
Speaker 3: don't know the family, Like that's all happened. But I
Speaker 3: have a funny one I saw. I think it was
Speaker 3: just for girls. They were talking about how they went
Speaker 3: out like Christmas Eve. And I had my best mate,
Speaker 3: my best man Dale, his birthday is Christmas Eve. So
Speaker 3: through our long time, the family tradition was to meet
Speaker 3: on Christmas even. We'd have Christmas dinner at my mom's.
Speaker 3: So I would after that go out with the boys
Speaker 3: and get like you know, so I'd drink at dinner
Speaker 3: and then i'd meet up with the boys that go
Speaker 3: out with them to the bar or the club wherever
Speaker 3: they were. And I remember one morning coming home Christmas
Speaker 3: morning and I was like I was going to the presence.
Speaker 3: I don't think I was going to open them, but
Speaker 3: I passed out under the tree, and I remember that,
Speaker 3: like my mom woke me up. She was like nudging
Speaker 3: me in the back and she was like and Emma
Speaker 3: was my younger sister, was probably still pretty young, Like
Speaker 3: she was probably at the age where like she was
Speaker 3: excited to come down and see her presence, and she
Speaker 3: was like yeah, yeah. She was like, go have a
Speaker 3: shower now and get into something some of your pajamas
Speaker 3: and act like you haven't been here and you're well.
Speaker 3: And I went quickly and then we did the presence.
Speaker 3: So I don't recommend drinking on Christmas, even going out,
Speaker 3: because it's a recipe for a disaster as well.
Speaker 1: It is a recipe for disaster. Do not drink on
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, Do not ruin Christmas.
Speaker 2: Don't be that person.
Speaker 3: Don't be that person that ruins it. Do you have any.
Speaker 1: Mine's is not a drinking story. Mine's is a story
Speaker 1: of when I was younger, but young enough to remember.
Speaker 1: I think I would have been maybe like eight or nine,
Speaker 1: I would say, and Santa at my house didn't rat presence.
Speaker 1: He would lay presents out, so like my parents had
Speaker 1: two couches and then like a I don't know what
Speaker 1: you call it in Australia, but we call it like
Speaker 1: a puffe. You call it in Australia an Ottoman, an Ottoman,
Speaker 1: it's a UK term anyway, So we have what my
Speaker 1: parents would leave.
Speaker 2: I don't want to spoil Christmas for anyone.
Speaker 1: If there anyway, there would be one set of presents
Speaker 1: Christmas nothing.
Speaker 2: Obviously, Santa is real, So Santa Santa would.
Speaker 1: Leave presence on one for me, one couch for me,
Speaker 1: and he would leave presents on one couch for my
Speaker 1: brother but then there was the ottoman and then basically
Speaker 1: me and my brother woke up. We were so excited
Speaker 1: all of our presents were there. Obviously I could tell
Speaker 1: that like this one this couch was mine, this one
Speaker 1: was my brothers, and then there was presidence on this
Speaker 1: ottoman and then we both started fighting an all yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is mine, this is definitely Santa
Speaker 1: would have definitely wanted me to have this, and my
Speaker 1: Mom's like, no, Santa wanted your brother.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, how would you know. You
Speaker 2: can't talk to Santa.
Speaker 1: And it was this huge ordeal, so like, you know, Santa,
Speaker 1: just be mindful, make sure everything's tagged or labeled or whatever.
Speaker 3: I actually got Actually before we go this last night,
Speaker 3: it was my job to do. The al was on
Speaker 3: a shelf. So I went down and I saw one
Speaker 3: on TikTok and they were like doing snow angels in flower.
Speaker 3: So I got a bunch of flower, put it on
Speaker 3: the bench and I set it up so that was doing.
Speaker 3: They were doing snow angels, and the other ones like
Speaker 3: standing over the flower, like looking like it's throwing it on.
Speaker 3: I didn't, so I down the next morning. The kids
Speaker 3: loved it. They were laughing about it and all that,
Speaker 3: and then I was like, all right, well, I'll move
Speaker 3: this out of the way, because it's literally in dead center
Speaker 3: in the middle of the bench like where everything happens.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'll move it. And then Tammy's like,
Speaker 3: you can't move it, Like they have to move by
Speaker 3: themselves without the kids seeing. So for the rest of today,
Speaker 3: there's two olves doing snow angels on our kitchen bench tonight,
Speaker 3: which is going to be impractical when we're trying to that.
Speaker 3: So we'll see how we go. I didn't realize it.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize you couldn't move. I just thought I'd
Speaker 3: come down and clean it up and do it the
Speaker 3: next night. But there you go. There you go.
Speaker 2: You learn something near every day. This is see.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be doing ELF on a shelf very soon.
Speaker 1: I have no idea about the rules, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: you'll teach me along the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't move it. Once they're set up, they're
Speaker 3: there for the day, So tonight or the next night
Speaker 3: where it's my turn, I'll remember that from somewhere it's practical.
Speaker 1: Well, guys, we hope you have the best Christmas day. Ever,
Speaker 1: make sure you eat lots of food, get merry, have
Speaker 1: fun with your family, try not to have too many arguments.
Speaker 1: Apparently forty four percent of Australians are expecting to have.
Speaker 2: Arguments with their family on Christmasy.
Speaker 1: Do not be in the forty four percent, and we
Speaker 1: hope you have a very merry Christis.
Speaker 3: Marry christe