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Speaker 1: This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to help you out community service announcement. Guys.

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Speaker 2: This is how you perfectly get out of a conversation

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Speaker 2: when it has died. When you're in that chat, you

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Speaker 2: might be at a party and you might know the

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Speaker 2: person and you, I mean, the two excuses we normally

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Speaker 2: go with, I'm going to go to the bar or

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Speaker 2: I'm going to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 3: I do the toilet one all the time.

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Speaker 1: I do it around here.

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Speaker 3: But what do you do when you're on air with

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Speaker 3: somebody in your conversations.

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Speaker 2: Dying, Well, you just wait for Timmy to hold something

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Speaker 2: up on the board and then you talk about you

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Speaker 2: also committed to the toilet line that you carry toilet

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Speaker 2: paper under your arm quite a lot, sort of a

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Speaker 2: twelve pack.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't. I had to buy a toilet paper yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Can I just tell you quickly about the toilet paper?

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Speaker 3: For many, many years, up until probably two years ago,

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Speaker 3: I had a phobia about carrying the toilet paper. I

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Speaker 3: couldn't actually buy it, do you know what, Because I

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Speaker 3: mean that might indicate two people around me that I

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Speaker 3: might go to the toilet and I don't and I like, you.

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Speaker 1: Never have, No, there's nothing better.

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Speaker 4: I think there's a warm feeling when you see someone

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Speaker 4: who has a big, big gag what a big.

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Speaker 1: Roll of two plight paper fits.

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Speaker 2: I've told you about when I was at the supermarket

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Speaker 2: and there was this girl in front of me who

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Speaker 2: was so perteite, and she had a twelve pack, or

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Speaker 2: let's call it a twenty four pack, like huge, like

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Speaker 2: it was the size of her, the amount of toilet

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Speaker 2: paper she was she was carrying, and a can of

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Speaker 2: air freshener, and I thought you were going home.

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Speaker 3: Maybe she was buying it for work she worked at

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Speaker 3: a truck status or for all the fellas.

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Speaker 2: One thing I don't want to be right now, and

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Speaker 2: that's your toilet bowl, because you're walking with a limp

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Speaker 2: and you've got one hell of toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: I come up up with some exactly.

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Speaker 2: This lady has come out and said the best line

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Speaker 2: to use is when you're in a conversation styed, you

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Speaker 2: say I've got to go. I just realized have some

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Speaker 2: fish in the car.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, what have you been fishing a fresh fish?

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Speaker 3: Well, that only works if you're at the supermarket.

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Speaker 2: That can work anywhere okay, like you could be. I

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Speaker 2: could be at a party on the weekend. I went

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Speaker 2: to a fortieth and I could have been halfway through

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Speaker 2: a chat with somebody and realized that I died and gone,

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Speaker 2: hang on a minute, I just realized the flootheads in

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Speaker 2: the car.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say fish?

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Speaker 4: I don't think fish would have the same result as

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Speaker 4: ice cream. If you said I've got ice cream in

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Speaker 4: the car, people go, oh, you better hurry up and

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Speaker 4: get at home.

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Speaker 1: Then give it.

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Speaker 2: The fish is going to stink. The ice cream is

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Speaker 2: going to melt.

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Speaker 1: No ice cream melts very quickly.

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Speaker 2: All you're doing is burning. Right, Let's say worst case

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Speaker 2: snow with the ice cream, you're losing out on three

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Speaker 2: dollars of melted ice cream because it's in a.

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Speaker 3: Tub, and you can bring ice cream back. You cannot

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Speaker 3: bring fish back from the brink.

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Speaker 2: And you cannot get that stench out of your car.

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Speaker 2: So the fish in the car scenario is like an

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Speaker 2: extreme ten out of ten. That's high ranking, I would

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Speaker 2: say in terms of things left in the car.

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Speaker 4: But see, my immediate response would be what kind of fish?

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Speaker 4: What have you got tonight? Then the conversation goes wrong.

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Speaker 2: You're that guy, No, don't go and get the fish.

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Speaker 2: What sort of fish? How do I catch it? You go?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to do with that?

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Speaker 2: What's your favorite fish? How annoying would that be if

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Speaker 2: you drop that? Excuse I've got fish in the car.

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Speaker 2: Let's receive forty six thousand likes. People have written genius.

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Speaker 1: Now I know what to do. Come on, so toilet.

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Speaker 1: The toilet line is way better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I always do that. You always have to pretend

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Speaker 3: you're on the way somewhere. That's why I'm always anxiety

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Speaker 3: because I think I've got to be somewhere, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: It's just trying to avoid people. Twenty. The best time

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Speaker 1: for it is when you have a.

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Speaker 4: Friend's wedding, and you know when you've got to get

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Speaker 4: around to everyone at your wedding, so you can only

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Speaker 4: give them.

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Speaker 1: About three or four minutes each.

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Speaker 4: So as you're talking to that person, your eyes are

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Speaker 4: darting off where you're going to go next.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you feel so special when you're.

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Speaker 4: At someone's wedding and they give you those three minutes

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Speaker 4: and then they go, hey, guys, I've got to go

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Speaker 4: see everybody else is for the day.

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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for your time. Congratulations again you look amazing.

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Speaker 2: You do fantastic news that I have fish in the car.

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Speaker 2: So do you have a good one? But I better go.

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Speaker 2: It's fladhead if you're asking.

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