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Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Wake Melourn.

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Speaker 2: Jason Lauren start your morning the right way, be great,

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Speaker 2: gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: This is Jason Laurens.

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Speaker 3: No, you're one hundred. Well, good morning everybody working in Monday.

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Speaker 3: Whole team's here.

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Speaker 1: Morning morning.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what's happened?

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Speaker 3: It was hot?

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 1: Have we finally had the cool change?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but I thought we were going to

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Speaker 3: burn to hell on Saturday afternoon. She was hot.

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Speaker 4: I love is that their.

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Speaker 2: Skin and the ginger hair?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the kids inside. I'm trying to get

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Speaker 3: my firepads, but I'm like, go outside and then open

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Speaker 3: the door and be like, I'll be all right, I

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Speaker 3: come back inside.

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Speaker 4: Although you're a Queenslander, you should you should be used

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Speaker 4: to the heat. My fiancee Paul is the same. He's

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Speaker 4: a Queenslander and all he did was.

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Speaker 1: Talking about conditioning.

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Speaker 4: But when it's nineteen degrees in Melbourne and cold, I

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Speaker 4: complained about that.

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Speaker 3: You're going to love this. We went and bought one

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Speaker 3: of those inflatable slides.

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Speaker 2: You inflatable, love me inflatable.

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Speaker 4: He's a regular Clark Rubber when I was young and

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Speaker 4: buy from Clark Rubber.

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Speaker 3: This weekend when I first moved out. I had arm chair.

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Speaker 4: No, sorry, I had one of those, and I was

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Speaker 4: a twelve year old girl from girlfriend magazine.

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Speaker 3: Mom was a Bundy rum one. It was like a

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Speaker 3: free prize at Sholder.

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Speaker 2: Yes, of course it did.

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Speaker 1: Was it a double or a single?

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Speaker 3: Single? Single? Come on mate, I was eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Did that take you to blow up?

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Speaker 3: I didn't need a double.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: Girl was coming around for an.

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Speaker 1: Inflatable couch, not on a gym beam couch, so he's ago.

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Speaker 3: I bought one of those inflatable slides for the kids. However,

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Speaker 3: there was a rip in it on Saturday, so I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I can't need to fix it, like it's going to.

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Speaker 1: Be hot Clark rubber, Yeah, off he went.

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Speaker 3: I'm sitting there and I'm trying to clue it and

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Speaker 3: the sweat is just running off my face onto my

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Speaker 3: hands while I'm trying to gill with this blood inflatable

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Speaker 3: slide together. And then I'm like, got it. My hand

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Speaker 3: was stuck to the slide. Super get every time?

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Speaker 4: Did you fix it with super glue? Don't you get

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Speaker 4: that tape? Isn't there some sort of tape?

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Speaker 3: There's like you always get a patch kit, but you

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Speaker 3: always throw the patch kid out. I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: need this.

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Speaker 5: Was it?

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Speaker 4: When you say an inflatable slide? Was it an inflatable

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Speaker 4: water slide or just an inflatable plust sic?

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Speaker 3: No inflatable water?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Good, good one. How many times did the Big Boy

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Speaker 1: go down?

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Speaker 3: Big Boy went down twice?

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Speaker 1: No, wonder at pops and another patch job?

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Speaker 3: It was an Aldie special, bosing that again next summer?

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Speaker 1: Oh was it an olt?

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Speaker 4: Now I'm on that Aldi facebook page when things like

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Speaker 4: that go and.

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Speaker 1: Sale on a hot day? Oh yeah, oh hot property.

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Speaker 1: How did you manage to get one? We you down

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Speaker 1: there early?

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Speaker 3: No, No, we've had it for a while. So I

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Speaker 3: brought him winter.

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Speaker 1: Ah smart?

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Speaker 3: Was there a situation at the car park this morning

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Speaker 3: and over? Well?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I panicked. I'm not this car park things.

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Speaker 2: I got any first because I'm a bit nerdy and

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Speaker 2: I don't have a pass to get in here. And

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Speaker 2: the door was down a pass yet can you sor

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Speaker 2: up your pass? Please?

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Speaker 1: Can't you catch the trament for a anyway?

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Speaker 2: And I pressed the button that says are you supposed

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Speaker 2: to be here? Well, I don't know, you tell me,

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Speaker 2: am I And anyway, the security were meant to be

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Speaker 2: coming and they didn't come, so I had to reverse.

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Speaker 2: I reversed out where did your part? I waited for

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Speaker 2: somebody else to come in. Yeah, somebody from the rival

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Speaker 2: radio station.

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Speaker 4: So smart because when I got into work, it was saying.

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Speaker 1: Security is on the way, Security is on.

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Speaker 4: The way, and I panicked. I was like, there's a

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Speaker 4: situation in the car park and I got to get

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Speaker 4: out of here.

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Speaker 2: So they hadn't arrived.

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Speaker 1: I thought something bad had happened, so I ran.

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Speaker 3: I heard the security was on the way. I thought

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Speaker 3: it was live. So I was talking back to him, going,

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Speaker 3: no need for security, and he goes securities on the

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Speaker 3: way and I'm like, no, I didn't hit the button

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Speaker 3: two times to realize this is recorded, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: We're all here safe and well.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Nick Daekos journey us this morning after Rock.

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Speaker 2: Collingwood super Star and the pies don't know what happened?

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Speaker 3: I know, absolutely shut the bed.

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Speaker 2: Is there a Premiership hangover at play?

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Speaker 3: I calm down, it was round zero. If we're calling

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Speaker 3: it that.

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Speaker 1: No, Apparently AFL said you're not allowed to call it

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Speaker 1: raund zero. You have to call it opening round.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Why is that I called it the rehearsal. Now

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Speaker 3: that's out of the way, let's get into the season.

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Speaker 1: I don't think my targets were any better.

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Speaker 4: Were they?

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Speaker 3: No, we all had a shocker shocker.

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Speaker 2: But he is a superstar of the game and Jesus

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Speaker 2: looking good at the moment. A man crush on Nick Dakos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a good looking rooster. I can he'd be

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Speaker 1: a fan face.

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Speaker 2: Add him to the list.

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Speaker 1: What the hell.

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Speaker 4: Has Mason Cox done? Everyone's talking about Mace.

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Speaker 2: He's in strife. I should expect it.

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Speaker 1: What's he done?

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Speaker 2: So? There was a three match basically where the umpires

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Speaker 2: will give both ruckman the chance to sort of test

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Speaker 2: out there, you know ruck no how to have a practice,

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Speaker 2: to have a tap or two. Anyway, two minutes or

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Speaker 2: three go and Mason thought it was time for a

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Speaker 2: changeover and anyway, all shit hit the fan.

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Speaker 1: Oh he had someone else's.

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Speaker 2: Turn, He had someone else's turn.

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Speaker 3: Ye through his toys early and then it came back

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Speaker 3: to buy him.

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Speaker 4: Let me take you to the UK. Let's go to

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Speaker 4: Kensington Palace this morning.

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Speaker 3: Love me some Royals.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the Royals have been in the headline.

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Speaker 3: Sorry to get the toe sucker here.

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Speaker 2: I think she's been gone, She's sucked and left.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Fergie, is she still princess?

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Speaker 6: Fergi?

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Speaker 2: I think she the sucker.

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Speaker 1: Or I think her toast got sucked.

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Speaker 4: I don't think she did the toe sucking anyway, Judge, that's.

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Speaker 1: Not who we are talking about this morning.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about Princess Kate has hit the headlines.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 4: We know she's been unwell, we know she had some

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Speaker 4: kind of stomach surgery. It was Mother's Day in the

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Speaker 4: UK this weekend and she posted what I thought was

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Speaker 4: a gorgeous photo of her and her three children, Princess Charlotte,

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Speaker 4: Prince Louis, and of course Prince George, the future King.

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Speaker 4: The photo was so cute, Happy Mother's Day, thanks for

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Speaker 4: your support. Well, I've been unwell. But the sleuths out there,

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Speaker 4: now who has the time to do this, really started

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Speaker 4: zooming in on the picture and there were there were

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Speaker 4: many issues with the photo.

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Speaker 1: Clint from the newsroom.

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Speaker 2: So the first one was on the wrist of one

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Speaker 2: of the kids.

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Speaker 1: Princess Charlotte.

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Speaker 4: Charlotte's so the slouths noticed that her wrist in her

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Speaker 4: cardigan had been photoshops.

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Speaker 2: And being altered there was like a different colored cardigan

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Speaker 2: on top or underneath the other cardigan.

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Speaker 4: Right, so there was about I think there was a

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Speaker 4: bunch of edits. There was also so there was the

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Speaker 4: missed match wrist. There was no wedding ring on Catherine's

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Speaker 4: left hands. That's controversial.

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Speaker 2: She's doctor. The photo mate.

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Speaker 1: The skirting board was off kilter.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you've driven past our billboards, but

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Speaker 3: we looked nothing like them.

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Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with a bit of photoshop if you ask.

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Speaker 3: Me, nothing like them. Really, it looks more like my son.

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Speaker 4: The real kicker was the leaves on the deciduous tree

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Speaker 4: in March. They shouldn't be leaves on it, apparently, So anyway, then.

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Speaker 1: The photo was pulled.

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Speaker 4: There was a kill order from places like Giddy Image

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Speaker 4: is saying do not post this image, do not use it.

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Speaker 1: Everyone still run it over.

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Speaker 2: So basically, what people are saying is that she and

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Speaker 2: the royals are hiding something, right, Is that what they're implying?

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Speaker 3: Do they think it's as extreme as that's not even

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Speaker 3: Kate in the photo, that that's another woman and they

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Speaker 3: put Kate's face on top, But.

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Speaker 1: Then why did they photoshop Princess Shelt's wrists.

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Speaker 3: I just don't.

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Speaker 2: And this morning Kate has actually taken responsibility for this,

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Speaker 2: saying I'm an amateur photographer and I was just, you know,

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Speaker 2: dabbling in a little bit of photoshop.

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Speaker 3: Yes, my wife went right down a rabbit hole on

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Speaker 3: this last night. We're having an argument in every outbreak.

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Speaker 3: I married at first, so we'd go back to it.

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Speaker 2: Who's currently cares? Who cares?

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Speaker 1: No, I think it's really odd. I mean, I don't care.

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Speaker 4: The photo is edited, like knock yourself out, making yourself

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Speaker 4: look a little younger in your photo.

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Speaker 1: That's going to the whole world.

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Speaker 2: They've just made more issues for themselves because now more

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Speaker 2: questions are being asked about Kate's health.

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Speaker 4: But she also didn't say this photo was taken today,

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Speaker 4: So who cares if there's leaves on the train?

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Speaker 2: Do we think? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: She not? Well, have they got a hidden somewhere? I

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Speaker 3: don't get it.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. Nobody knows. It's a big mystery.

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Speaker 4: Well no, then she was seen going in a car somewhere,

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Speaker 4: so she's not hidden. She hasn't been taken hostage, she's alive,

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Speaker 4: and well, I think I thought.

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Speaker 3: Of conspiracy theorists over here Lauren Phillips.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, happened theory.

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Speaker 4: I think they've just posted like an an older photo,

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Speaker 4: not a current photo.

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Speaker 2: She's just trying to argon they're hiding something.

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Speaker 1: Why she's not wearing a wedding ring? Do you think

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Speaker 1: she's no longer the future Queen?

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Speaker 3: Is Lizzie still alive? Sorry's just jumping on the bandwagon.

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Speaker 4: No, no, she's definitely didn't see that.

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Speaker 3: One coming today. A bit of a cooler change. Thank

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Speaker 3: god are tops of twenty we're going to be going for.

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Speaker 4: Oh I missed the heat already, Lauren. I love the

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Speaker 4: warm weather.

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Speaker 3: She was a warm one. He was a warm one.

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Speaker 3: Kid's sport A lot of kids sport was canceled on

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Speaker 1: I just did, and I we're too planning on going

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Speaker 2: I love the parade.

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Speaker 3: There was my Saturday, No.

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Speaker 4: It was Monday, wasn't it Monday? Poor Pete Haley and

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Speaker 2: I saw the King of Shorts yesterday, though not very regal.

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Speaker 1: So you'd have to be in shorts in that temperature.

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Speaker 2: Hey, there's always good weather aboard a cruise, and that's

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Speaker 1: You in the headlines At the moment.

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Speaker 3: I think because Virgin brought out that whole adult's only.

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Speaker 1: Cruise, trendy cruise.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that looked pretty cool. Every influencer I know

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Speaker 3: was on there pasting about their what do you call it?

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Speaker 3: The hammocks on the balcony hammock guy absolutely not trying

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Speaker 3: pork roasts wrapped in the rope.

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Speaker 4: My dad's girlfriends, currently on a Virgin cruise with her girlfriends,

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Speaker 1: Well, speaking a twenty year old influencer, that yeah, right.

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Speaker 2: I jumped aboard a cruise liner on Friday for weekend today. Right,

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Speaker 2: it was docked at Sydney Harbor.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Jays, you seem like a cruise going.

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Speaker 2: I'm not why. Why is that?

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Speaker 1: Because you're wearing crocs right now. That's a screen cruise.

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Speaker 2: Now, this isn't any old cruise. I want to tell

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Speaker 2: for for nine months. Two hundred and seventy four days.

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Speaker 2: It's called the Ultimate World Cruise on board the Serenade

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Speaker 2: of the Sea sound.

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Speaker 1: Appealing Serenade of the Seas.

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Speaker 2: I put up with a few TikTokers on that cruise liner.

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Speaker 2: So you're actually studying university right now?

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Speaker 6: Alabama right now online.

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Speaker 1: I've loved every minute of it.

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Speaker 3: I have loved getting to travel the world to my family,

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Speaker 2: They're there to sprook basically? But that girl is from

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Speaker 2: Alabama and she's you know, she's basically living life on

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's better than sitting in your room at

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Speaker 1: And Dad's I guess war hang on, what's it like?

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Speaker 1: It fancy?

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Speaker 2: It's if it was ninety ninety, it'd be fancy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a bit dated.

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Speaker 3: The Sea world.

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Speaker 1: Is there water slides and mini water slide.

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Speaker 2: And there's mini goals, skating rink, no ice skating rink.

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Speaker 3: A diving show at the back of the boat. That

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Speaker 2: Wasn't there for the diving show?

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Speaker 3: What about the little the surfing machine?

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Speaker 2: But all sorts of crazy stuff goes on when you're.

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Speaker 4: At sea, right, Well, I don't know. But there's another cruise.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys have heard about pineapples,

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Speaker 4: the naked cruise. There's a naked cruise about the pineapples?

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Speaker 4: What's the pineapples? Is that on the naked It's probably

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Speaker 2: Cruise apparently, I'll use the word apparently. If you dangle

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Speaker 2: it pineapple on the door handle, it means come on in,

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Speaker 2: you're up for it, a pineapple, you're ready to swing,

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Speaker 2: and you leave the door unlocked in she comes.

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Speaker 3: Do you have to be on a boat for that?

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Speaker 1: I don't think you can be leaving him pineapple?

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Speaker 2: What's the naked cruise?

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Speaker 4: Well, the Naked crewise. There'll be plenty of pineapples. Now,

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Speaker 4: this one's got two one hundred passages and it's called

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Speaker 4: the Big Nude Boat. But there is one rule on

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Speaker 4: the boat. It's run by bare necessities. Is the cruising company?

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Speaker 4: The one rule is that men can't get overly excited.

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Speaker 2: I can't help that.

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Speaker 4: And they say that if you're starting to feel things

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Speaker 4: or think about baseball.

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Speaker 1: That's what it says in the rules, think about baseball.

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Speaker 3: A lot of old people now aren't getting rooms in

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Speaker 3: these boats like they just buy and they live on

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Speaker 3: cruise ships. So I chatted to am why not exactly?

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Speaker 2: Tried chatting to this German Man at the bar on

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Speaker 2: the Serenade of the seas He was sitting there with

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Speaker 2: does not speak English. But she told me that they

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Speaker 2: How do you communicate? And she goes, it's okay. Everyone

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Speaker 4: But then what happens if you break up on the

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Speaker 1: The problem You can't hide on a cruise.

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Speaker 3: You know there's a morgue on there as well. No

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Speaker 3: there's not guarantee. Guarantee like a torn a torpedo. Little

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Speaker 3: chew about the back. There goes Jenny and Steve. They

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Speaker 3: didn't make the next port. Just quickly. I want to

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Speaker 3: see where you sit on this. I went to watch

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Speaker 3: the Pies on Saturday night, not not at the game

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Speaker 3: the RSL Okay. Yeah, I've taken taken up new residents.

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Speaker 3: I've moved on from Hampton Bowls.

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Speaker 2: You've ditched the bowling club, have you?

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Speaker 4: It's Hampton bowl So there was some controversy that was

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Speaker 4: closing down and then it came back.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they've reopened it only three or four nights a

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Speaker 3: week and it's only open four to eight. Oh, that's

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Speaker 3: not like I get the kids to sleep when they're

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Speaker 3: going down there for forty minutes.

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Speaker 2: What's the point.

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Speaker 1: That's a bachelor That's a bachelor pub. That's what that is. Fortight.

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Speaker 3: How good is this? Though? It's now run by volunteers

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Speaker 3: And I said, can you drink like while you're serving

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Speaker 3: and they said, yeah, my mom might pull a shift.

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Speaker 2: You're tragic. You are tragic.

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Speaker 3: Gotta go to work back to him a bit for

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Speaker 3: Amazing? Wouldn't he amazing? The only catch was though, first

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Speaker 3: quarter watching the Pies, all of a sudden TV goes off,

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Speaker 3: live band starts.

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Speaker 1: Oh I don't mind that.

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Speaker 4: I think once the footy start, you either don't have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't take it away?

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I thought. I'm like, am I that

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Speaker 2: The screen behind the scene?

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Speaker 3: Should?

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Speaker 7: You?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely should know? I sat out on my own watching

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Speaker 3: Ko on my phone.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't even like out on the balcony. That was

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Speaker 3: I think it was like a tribute.

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Speaker 1: Oh not like an a tribute.

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Speaker 3: Well I thought Pink was playing the Hampton r s L.

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Speaker 3: But no, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was like a tribute pinkn tribute band.

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Speaker 3: There is there's some amazing Pink tribute performers around.

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Speaker 2: Do they get the out spinning through the bistro?

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Speaker 3: She was on that electric chair to go down the stairs.

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Speaker 2: Pink, what's going on in a weird life?

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Speaker 3: It's like, speed that chair up. Let's get this show

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Speaker 3: Right across Melbourne and is Jason today lot cooler top

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Speaker 3: twenty we are going to be going for which is

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Speaker 4: The cool change? Wasn't everyone hanging on the cool change?

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Speaker 4: I love watching the weather people on the news and

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Speaker 1: Rest easy, it's coming.

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Speaker 3: You have trying to sleep Saturday?

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Speaker 2: What's how many air conditions you are gone?

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Speaker 3: We're in a rental, but we're very lucky that we

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Speaker 3: got deductant you it's like growing up with someone who

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Speaker 1: That screams rich if you got ducted air conditioning.

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Speaker 3: And I sat the family down for a serious family

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Speaker 1: Oh can you imagine it's hot? We got to shut

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Speaker 1: the doors. Was that what the family meeting was about?

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Speaker 3: Do not leave the doors open?

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Speaker 1: No one turned my ice machine off?

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Speaker 3: Was that the family meetings, ice machine and all weekend.

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Speaker 4: So my fiance Paul is also a Queenslander like Jason,

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Speaker 4: and I just it troubles me that you Queenslander is

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Speaker 4: all you do is winge about this cold Melbourne weather,

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Speaker 4: and then when it's hot, all you do is winge

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Speaker 3: Was Puck's perfect temperature. It's a good point you nineteen

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Speaker 3: You're always win Barmi nineteen degrees beautiful. I was out

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Speaker 3: and how are beautiful? Round seven thirty?

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Speaker 1: It was great, It got it got hot royal quick.

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Speaker 4: Car and you don't run, no, So we had the

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Speaker 4: opening the sliding doors. I was like, let's get some

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Speaker 2: You know, it's hot. When I was in Sydney, but

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Speaker 2: tell the marine and on the PA Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: It's like when people clap when you land.

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Speaker 3: I know my favorite. I've had two pilots do this.

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Speaker 3: It's a bit of gear where they're like, you don't

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Speaker 3: I know we're going to sit there.

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Speaker 1: That's a panic.

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Speaker 4: But what about the poor people that had weddings and

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Speaker 4: had like things outdoor?

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Speaker 3: George at the coffee shop was chatting him this morning.

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Speaker 3: I mean his daughter moved house on the weekend, That's

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Speaker 3: what I said. I'm like, you put that off.

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Speaker 2: To a not yourself. Would you get somebody off through

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Speaker 4: You can't just say they're removeless, too hot, don't come look, Joe, no, no,

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Speaker 4: you can't be doing it overnight. It was still hot overnight.

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Speaker 3: We borrow the at the radio station that worked out.

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Speaker 3: were doing it. And then one of them was out

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00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,320
Speaker 3: at a pub and they saw two black thunders go

450
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,440
Speaker 3: past with the couch hanging at the back. They thought

451
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:19,480
Speaker 3: the cars had been stolen. It just does move a house.

452
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,720
Speaker 2: I've joined a bowlo.

453
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,960
Speaker 1: A bowling club, bowls club.

454
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,200
Speaker 2: I've joined Richmond. I just have to check what it's

455
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,840
Speaker 2: called Richmond Union Bowling Club.

456
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, where's that?

457
00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:33,679
Speaker 2: Which is on Gleadles Street in Richmond. Because I've just

458
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:34,640
Speaker 2: moved back to the hood.

459
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,720
Speaker 3: There was a little crack and bowls clubs.

460
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,160
Speaker 4: Do you actually play lawn bowls when you're a bowls

461
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,160
Speaker 4: member or are you just going to drink there?

462
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,760
Speaker 3: You know how I did after I recently started playing.

463
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,960
Speaker 3: I've been going there for about six years.

464
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:47,119
Speaker 7: Yah.

465
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Speaker 1: But you're the right age for lawn balls, so educate me.

466
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Speaker 2: So what is it? I mean? I believe it gets

467
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,320
Speaker 2: you some drink specials?

468
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, normally drink specials. You got to have your card,

469
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,359
Speaker 3: you skin you can't.

470
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Speaker 1: Can you go if you're not a member?

471
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Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, yeah, it's not like an RS. We got

472
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Speaker 3: to sign it.

473
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, okay, and so and what else do you get?

474
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,360
Speaker 3: Well, they do functions there, Oh, functions, functions.

475
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,920
Speaker 1: Huge birthday there.

476
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:12,280
Speaker 3: Clint came up Christmas party there one year at Hampton Bowls.

477
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Speaker 1: That would have been massive.

478
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,480
Speaker 3: It was huge, and then they had to wristband them

479
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,520
Speaker 3: because half the staff were under eighteen, so they couldn't

480
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,119
Speaker 3: serve malcohol. They end up trashing the outdoor tables and

481
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,159
Speaker 3: then girls got out on the green in this stilettos.

482
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Speaker 3: How do you reckon that went down.

483
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,480
Speaker 2: Just in this stilettos.

484
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that wasn't the issue the time of bowling glass. Yah,

485
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,200
Speaker 3: there's forty nude women on the bowling green. Yeah that's fine,

486
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,119
Speaker 3: but they're in still letos.

487
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,679
Speaker 1: Look what they're doing on the grass, guys.

488
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,840
Speaker 4: I got an invitation pop up in my inbox a

489
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,200
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago, and I wasn't sure whether I

490
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,920
Speaker 4: wanted to attend or not. But over the weekend, I've

491
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:49,320
Speaker 4: been convinced that I am going. It is my Can

492
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:50,440
Speaker 4: you believe it? Quite rude?

493
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,360
Speaker 1: I was invited twenty year school reunion twenty.

494
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 2: Only twenty.

495
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,840
Speaker 1: Twenty thirties.

496
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Speaker 4: I still have nightmares about being in year eleven and

497
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:06,159
Speaker 4: twelve and doing my exams. It fills right yesterday twenty So,

498
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,879
Speaker 4: how did it make you feel old?

499
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 3: I went to mine?

500
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 1: Did you why?

501
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,439
Speaker 3: I was just like, I didn't know anyone. I couldn't

502
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 3: recognize anything.

503
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 1: That's what I'm nervous.

504
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 4: I'm nervous that there's going to be people there that

505
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 4: I'm going to think I've never seen you before.

506
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:21,919
Speaker 2: You hang out with your friends all the time from

507
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 2: high school.

508
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I've still got a couple of really great

509
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,200
Speaker 4: friends from school. And so we are on a WhatsApp

510
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,880
Speaker 4: currently and we're like, there's there's a bunch of us going.

511
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,359
Speaker 4: Some are unavailable, some live overseas, some have moved away.

512
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 4: There is a few of us going. And their group

513
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,600
Speaker 4: chat's been here in there. It's on Friday night.

514
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 3: After thirty years, I only talked to one of my

515
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 3: school friends. That's pretty good. Thirty years and you've still

516
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:44,920
Speaker 3: got a whole little group.

517
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,440
Speaker 1: You haven't done. You're not ten years older than me,

518
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 1: are you? You look it? But oh my thirties?

519
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,160
Speaker 4: No, no, no, twenty years and the group chat has

520
00:21:55,320 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 4: consisted of everyone talking about their first, first boyfriends, first passion, school,

521
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 4: co ed school, co ed school, and will they or

522
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 4: wan't they be there?

523
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 3: Who was the first?

524
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:10,479
Speaker 2: That's right?

525
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 3: I forgot third base for you as a high five.

526
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,639
Speaker 2: So okay, so what sort of preparations are you going

527
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 2: to put in this week to get yourself ready for

528
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,120
Speaker 2: Friday the Dentist?

529
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,199
Speaker 3: Can we do the show from the high school reunion?

530
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 3: Can we do spe No?

531
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, this is not a joke.

532
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 4: You do it not invited? No, no, don't don't. There'll

533
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 4: be no no. Casanova's turning. I'd like to sneak in

534
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 4: a side door. What do I wear?

535
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 3: Hang on? No, no, I want to get back to the

536
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 3: first boyfriend.

537
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 1: My first boyfriend?

538
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 3: Was he at school?

539
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 1: Was Dean?

540
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 2: Dean?

541
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 3: Was he? Will he be there?

542
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 1: I don't know how much did they do.

543
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 4: They sent through the list of there's about two hundred

544
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 4: and fifty kids in I'll.

545
00:22:53,040 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 3: Be like, how many words there, Charlie Larry.

546
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 1: Kids in my year?

547
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,679
Speaker 4: But we had a big influx in year eleven and

548
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 4: twelve of international students that just came for the two

549
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,479
Speaker 4: years because our school did their international baccalaureate as well.

550
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 4: There are a lot of international students that came and

551
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 4: then left. So I would think.

552
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 1: They'd made you were like one hundred that go? Or

553
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 1: is that wishful thinking?

554
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 2: Are you the most famous? Sorry? Are you the most famous?

555
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 1: Don't say that?

556
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 2: No, surely I've.

557
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 3: Seen you on postcards every week. Life must be treating

558
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 3: you well.

559
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 7: Me.

560
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 3: I've got nine kids living in the Burbs, loving life.

561
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 3: Jerry my husband, he's a mechanic, So tell me about

562
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 3: what's it like to work with spect Judd.

563
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 4: We did a five year union and a ten year

564
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 4: union and I remember at the five year union the

565
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 4: people that had kids, and I was like, Wow.

566
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 1: They've already got kids, They've got their lives together.

567
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 4: And here I am turning up to the twenties with

568
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 4: no kids and still hanging out with you two, like

569
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 4: Mala has gone nowhere?

570
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 3: Just quickly? Is it at the school? At the school,

571
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,360
Speaker 3: That's what mine was like as well.

572
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 4: So there is a half hour earlier. It starts at seven.

573
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 4: At six point thirty, you can go and do.

574
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: A tour of the school. Is that so you get

575
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: roped in to send your kids there? Do you think

576
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: it's been the.

577
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 3: Same for us? Because I remember walking around going good

578
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 3: to see where our money went.

579
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 1: So that's redundant for me. I don't have kids. It

580
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: would it be weird if I did the school tour.

581
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 3: Look a little desperate.

582
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 2: What's the You walk in there? You walk in there

583
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,439
Speaker 2: and you basically go and socialize the people you've been

584
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 2: chatting on WhatsApp with for the last week exactly.

585
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 4: Well, no, I'm absolutely going to arrive with them so

586
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 4: we can have it like a glass of wine.

587
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 3: First.

588
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 1: Surely I'm not turning up.

589
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 3: You're pre loading before the rehearing.

590
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 1: It's like a school form eighteen.

591
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 3: Wonder if anybody would hook up with their first crush

592
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 3: back out of high school and like, you know what

593
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 3: I mean?

594
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 2: Why not? Sure?

595
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 4: I know someone that dated in high school and then

596
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 4: they split up, went their own separate ways, when got married,

597
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 4: had kids and they both yeah, they both separated from

598
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 4: their partners, went to their twenty year reunion, rekindled and

599
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 4: now they're together.

600
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 2: Wow, I've got a document.

601
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 3: What sort of document, avio?

602
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: A document from your past from your high school years?

603
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 3: The photo? Please? You got the school photo?

604
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 4: Liz has been digging up My mum has been digging

605
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 4: up all my old school books when she's got quite nostalgic.

606
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: When I said it was on.

607
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 3: The teeth that were no, they were off.

608
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 2: It's a list.

609
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 3: What do you mean, ex boyfriend?

610
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,199
Speaker 2: Don't it's a list. Look, I'm not going to tell

611
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 2: you too much, but it's a list of and cons,

612
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 2: and we're going to take you to Lauren's sex education class.

613
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: Did my mom give you straight.

614
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 2: From the exercise book? Courtesy of Liz.

615
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 3: Don't Laurence High school reunion is coming up this week.

616
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 3: We're going to take a trip down that very short list.

617
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 3: On the other side of this just found out. Coming

618
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 3: up this week is Lauren's thirty year school reunion.

619
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: Canti, don't do that. That's unfair.

620
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 4: It's twenty year school reunion happening. If it was my

621
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 4: thirty year g I look good, so I'll take it.

622
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 3: She just stormed out of the studio. I went, don't

623
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 3: put up my old school pick. If you be able to

624
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 3: see how much work I've.

625
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 2: Had done, you're good, Lauren.

626
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 3: Money, Well, I'm not going to talk. No.

627
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 2: Look I've been sent a day from her sex education

628
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 2: workbook and looks too sure how much she's learnt through

629
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 2: the don't don't. It's labeled sex it's a Ironically, it's

630
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: a it's a group project, and it lists the pros

631
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 2: and cons of doing the deed of write.

632
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: I write it or your book.

633
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: Let me run you through a few of the pros.

634
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 2: Let's start with the pro Shall we write it it's

635
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: your it's your writing the pros. Jason, I'm going to

636
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: walk out pleasure closeness.

637
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 3: Well, that's nice special connection.

638
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 2: I'll see what about this one? You don't have to

639
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 2: pleasure yourself.

640
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 3: I'll be putting that horror on the list.

641
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: And there's another one that sticks out fitness, No wonder, it's.

642
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 3: Zero point seven raging hormones.

643
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 2: Let's turn our attention to the cons.

644
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 3: Shall we.

645
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: Know the cons?

646
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 2: Well, you know things like diseases?

647
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, see safety first.

648
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 2: It's one there, bad reputation.

649
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 3: Why have you got money on there? In charge?

650
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 2: Well, here's one cons getting addicted.

651
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 3: Who writes a list?

652
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 2: Did I get way way way down the list? Point

653
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 2: ten of ten is pregnancy?

654
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they're.

655
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 4: All very good points unless you want it for pregnant,

656
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 4: of course, and then.

657
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,959
Speaker 2: It's a pro exactly.

658
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: So, I don't understand in high school you have to.

659
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 3: Do this in ass and the teacher got interrupt prosing, I.

660
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: Don't remember doing that. Is it my handwriting?

661
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 3: It's definitely your handwriting. I mean, if you go by

662
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 3: this rule, the cons list is higher than the pro.

663
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 3: So technically it explains why you're not doing it these days.

664
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. This is what a private school education

665
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 2: pays for.

666
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 3: Because to new listeners to the show, Laurence sort of

667
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 3: the prude in the family.

668
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's unfair.

669
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 4: I just think I'm not as I don't talk about

670
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 4: doing the deed as much as you like to talk

671
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 4: about it.

672
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 3: Please, if it every of it comes up, we'll be

673
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 3: like you're going to throw a leg over here. I'm

674
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 3: going to go home. Watch MARRITI first side. If Paul

675
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 3: touches me or.

676
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 2: Well, this document's actually from last week from high school.

677
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 3: Wow, all right, you are gearing up for your high

678
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 3: school reunion. It's going to be happening on.

679
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 2: Can I get a gander at your diary?

680
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Oh that didn't make for chucking what my

681
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:53,719
Speaker 1: school diary?

682
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 2: And if you went to school with Lauren, maybe just

683
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: drop us a line, drop me on, col get in touch.

684
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 3: Ye is your mum listening this morning? Sho'd just be

685
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 3: getting home, Liz. If you're listening heading home from reps,

686
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 3: we would love to get our hands on like the

687
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 3: high school year book.

688
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: Did you I was quite a nice student.

689
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 2: I think I don't want I don't want people from

690
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 2: Laurence in a circle. I want yea general population. If

691
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 2: you went to school with Lauren, hit me up?

692
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 3: Ye get?

693
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: Are they going to hit you up by the gram?

694
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 3: You know what you want.

695
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 4: You're just trying to get girls to slide into your DM.

696
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 4: That's all you're doing.

697
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 2: Using this checklist.

698
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 3: Right across Melbourne, this is kiss this morning. Right across Melbourne.

699
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,719
Speaker 3: You are listening to NEUVA one hundred. You are on

700
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 3: the air with Jason Lauren Clints here from the newsroom

701
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 3: as well. Anytime you're want to join us on the air,

702
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 3: our number Lauren four Yeah, phone number thirteen twenty four ten.

703
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 3: Should we go to the phones at any point if

704
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 3: you get on the air, don't forget you go on

705
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 3: the running for Nova's first class N fifty k.

706
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 4: Now the phone's lit up before what's happened? Andrena from

707
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 4: Ramburn West East, Good morning.

708
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 8: Good morning guy.

709
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: How are we We're great?

710
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: How are you We're super?

711
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 8: Oh look, I'm loving the kisses. But I was definitely

712
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 8: confused this morning. Didn't know if I was an overall

713
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 8: kids need.

714
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 3: To make an apology just going into Beyonce then oh no,

715
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 3: he's habits die hard?

716
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: Did you drop the wrong station.

717
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 3: Let's go to the tape right across Melbourne. This is

718
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 3: kiss morning.

719
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: No, it's only day.

720
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 3: You know the funny bit. The funny bit is like

721
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 3: we've got all these producers out there, any of the

722
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 3: video guy Mitch run around trying to work the phones,

723
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 3: and I got a text from my ten year old friends,

724
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 3: my ten year old son's friend.

725
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 2: OJH, that's funny.

726
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 3: The only ones I picked up on it.

727
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: Well, Clinton, I certainly didn't at all.

728
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 2: Couple taking this long?

729
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: All right, let's started telling me.

730
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 3: Do we do a sweaterer?

731
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's ten bucks.

732
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 3: I've done. Ten bucks is in for Friday drinks.

733
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: Well done.

734
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 3: Shout out if you're heading out to Tullamoren to go

735
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 3: flying this morning. A bit of a concern if you're

736
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: jumping on board a Batic air flight. You've flown these guys,

737
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 3: haven't you.

738
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 2: I did, and I made it in one piece.

739
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 3: You love a cheap don't you?

740
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 4: Even in this story everyone's made it in one piece.

741
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 4: There has been an issue in the cockpit jase.

742
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 3: An Airbus A three twenty one hundred and fifty three

743
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 3: passengers on board two Indonesian pilots or were flying out

744
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 3: of Jakarta. The plane went a half an hour off

745
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 3: course because of a bit of a situation. Air traffic

746
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 3: control tried to make contact air traffic control the Battic

747
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 3: four nine three come in please, and Pettic four nine

748
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 3: three air traffic control come in please.

749
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, not one, but both of the pilots two from

750
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 4: two fell asleep.

751
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: Fell asleep with the cockpit in the cockpit.

752
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 2: That's that's unsettling.

753
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: Surely.

754
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 4: The flight attendants were like, we finished meal service a

755
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 4: while ago.

756
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: This flight seems to be going on a bit.

757
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 2: But it does, I mean, it does happen, doesn't it? Yeah,

758
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 2: you get on a plane.

759
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: And no he does.

760
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 2: What if they had their imasks on as well? Just

761
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 2: the guy to tell us all about this, Captain Richard

762
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 2: da Krepney, the hero pilot from Quantus flight thirty two. Captain,

763
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 2: good morning.

764
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning, captain.

765
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 3: It'd be great year if we went to you and

766
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 3: you were a sleepy.

767
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: How does this happen? Captain?

768
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 9: Well, I think the first. First of all, there are

769
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 9: all kinds of laws about fatigue management and the airlines

770
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 9: must obey them, and that airline certainly does have the

771
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 9: fatigue management system. So the first rule is that pilots

772
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 9: did not turn up fatigue. You really can't use particularly

773
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 9: if you're in your own time zone. Sometimes pilots going

774
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 9: internationally across many many as the time zone change, if

775
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 9: they haven't been enough times than before, it can have

776
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 9: terrible effects on the body and make you tied. So

777
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 9: there is actually a method for pilot's one pilot at

778
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 9: the time to go to sleep. Yeah, one, we'd time

779
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 9: only for twenty minutes. You don't want to go too long,

780
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 9: otherwise you get some you'd stay down for too long

781
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 9: in the sleep and nurse.

782
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 3: We're the same with an afternoon nap. We always go here.

783
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 3: You don't want to get back out.

784
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 9: Seriously, the pilot said that he had one year old

785
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 9: child at home and he was putting a lot of

786
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 9: effort into that, so he was the teaker into work. No,

787
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 9: that's not acceptable. I mean, you have a responsibility as

788
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 9: a pilot to protect the lives of all your passengers

789
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 9: and you do not make that subservient to looking after

790
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 9: a baby. If that's the problem, you do not go

791
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 9: to work.

792
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 4: No, But Captain Richard, because the planes fly on like autopilot, right,

793
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 4: like the pilots, the pilots.

794
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: Are they doing much up there.

795
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 9: During the flight you speak?

796
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 7: Why not?

797
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: If it's half an hour they are asleep and the

798
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: plane just cruised.

799
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like the radio station. It all goes on automatic,

800
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 9: doesn't But you don't need to do anything.

801
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: I don't do a lot to be fair.

802
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 9: You look, there are auto pilots, and it's a bit

803
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 9: like a cruise control. So if you leave the cruise

804
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 9: control engaged on a highway, then it'll hold the speed

805
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 9: until maybe you hit someone in front. But the autopilots

806
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 9: are a bit similar to cruise controls. Now it would

807
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 9: have held the I think it held the course constant,

808
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,479
Speaker 9: and so the aircraft went off the published course because

809
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 9: they were meant to be turning. It held the constant

810
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 9: track and so went off course. And then half an

811
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 9: hour after the or twenty eight minutes after they'd fallen

812
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 9: asleep and uncontact, or they woke up and they weren't

813
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 9: too far. They had to set the dodge right and

814
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 9: probably added next to ten minutes of fly.

815
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 3: That's when you miss your exit on the minit you

816
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 3: just got to loop around. You loop around.

817
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,479
Speaker 1: Oh, there's nothing like the panic when you miss the exit.

818
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 3: I know, captain, can I ask a let's peek behind

819
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 3: the curtains? Here we go. When you're flying the plane,

820
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 3: do you get first choice of the meals, because you know,

821
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 3: have to get stuck down the back sometimes they come

822
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 3: so round of the chicken. Yeah, you can only have

823
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 3: this strong enough. Yeah, you get before the passenger.

824
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 9: You don't want everyone to eat fish in the cock.

825
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 2: Pit, no scene flying high.

826
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 9: So pilots must eat separate meals, and in fact they

827
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 9: load separate meals because the most the most risky food

828
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,760
Speaker 9: to eat on an aircraft is the first class food.

829
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 9: And the reason for that is because they have salads.

830
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 9: They have oysters, cold seafood salads. These are things that well,

831
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 9: certainly cold seafood is a great risk.

832
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 3: So you get separate meals in case, like you say,

833
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: if you die of an oyster, then the copilot lends

834
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 3: a plate.

835
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they can't both get sick.

836
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 9: You're just not allowed to eat cold seafood in quittue. Anyway,

837
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 9: you're not allowed to, and that should you know. Pilots

838
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 9: curly we're aware of the risky food, so they avoid it.

839
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 9: They don't have everyone eating the same here.

840
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 4: I don't want the pilots up the front sitting they're

841
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 4: doing oyster shooters.

842
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 1: Well, they're meant to be flying.

843
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 3: I've never gotten sick from my eight dollar pringles.

844
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, hey, Richard, just very quickly, given

845
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: what happened in the past with QF thirty two, do

846
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 2: you have free flights for life with Quantus?

847
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 9: I wish would you mind making a phone called care

848
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 9: to the Vanessa Hudson forming you.

849
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 3: Should one hundred percent you should have free flights, absolutely,

850
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 3: Captain Richard de Kretnik.

851
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 9: That would be That is just I think so well.

852
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,919
Speaker 3: You deserve it. Hey, mate, thanks for jumping on this morning.

853
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 3: We appreciate it.

854
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 9: Thanks.

855
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: I have a great day you thanks, captain.

856
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 2: What about that?

857
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 4: Hey, I don't I mean I like that the pilots

858
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 4: eat separate foods because you don't wan them both getting

859
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 4: food poisoning.

860
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,439
Speaker 3: Hey, I don't know what we'll get you. Thirteen twenty

861
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 3: four to ten. Have you fallen asleep on the job, Babee?

862
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 3: I'll some time to time, Babe, you're on top of me, Babe,

863
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 3: wake up at work on the job. You're squashing me.

864
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 3: Wake up.

865
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 2: You should stop talking now, Jay thirteen.

866
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 3: Twenty four ten, have you fallen asleep at work, Yes,

867
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 3: because I will be very interested to find out what jobs.

868
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 3: I mean, look, it's a landscape or it's fine, you know,

869
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 3: and it's the ride on. I was actually going.

870
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I fell asleep the day after Oaks

871
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: day at work.

872
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 3: It's called pass out.

873
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: It's all arm chair. On the Friday morning, I was

874
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 1: sound asleep.

875
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? They wake up in the cockpit like

876
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 3: you do on a plane, you know, when you're having

877
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 3: a bad dream, like you're falling and you got and

878
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 3: you hit the tray table, look around, you're just.

879
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: Like cool checking they had the head not Yeah, falls

880
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: down and you lift it back up.

881
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 3: Amy has called through aimes, what line of work were

882
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 3: you in?

883
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 10: Hi, Lauria's long as a clichday.

884
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 5: So glad you guys are back, Thank Amy.

885
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 10: So I'm a nurse and I did fall asleep. It was,

886
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 10: in my defense, double stiff my night just eighteen hours

887
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,959
Speaker 10: for the best of me, and I was snoring away

888
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 10: and quite awkward and embarrassing. But yeah, were you.

889
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 4: Supposed to be doing something at the time as a

890
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 4: nurse or were you just like doing admin on?

891
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 5: No, No, it was just more like just a kind

892
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 5: of down time. Oh right, And then I was at

893
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 5: the nurse the station, kind of wast my head comfortable

894
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 5: at desk, and yeah, accidentally nodded away and they were nice,

895
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 5: so loveliness. They didn't wake me up. I apparently was

896
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 5: snoring for a good about twenty minute.

897
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was waiting for like morphine or anything like that.

898
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's a concern. Fibrillary wake you up, clear.

899
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 4: Snoring if you've knotted off and you're snoring in a

900
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 4: public place, So that's that's humiliating.

901
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 3: Thirteen, twenty fourteen, Where have you fallen asleep at work?

902
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: Daniel in Kills Life, Good morning, talk to us. Where

903
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: were you working when you fell asleep?

904
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 11: You swear with me out bullah as a lifty And

905
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 11: I had a big night on the Travis flight the

906
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 11: night before, and I thought, yeah, I thought I'd have

907
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 11: a quick nap at the top of a chairlift. In

908
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 11: my job was to make sure when someone had fallen off,

909
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 11: make sure to stop the lift and pick them up.

910
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 11: And tis a couple of kin and fallen.

911
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 4: Because if they don't stop, they just kind of get

912
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 4: pushed along or they fall back.

913
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 3: Down the hill out of control. Chairlifts, so the reason

914
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 3: an't ski. There's a lot of videos online.

915
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 2: They're quite amusing, though, aren't they when someone can't quite

916
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 2: get off.

917
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 4: Watching My Paul, the Big Queenslander the first time we

918
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 4: took him to the snow try and get off the

919
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 4: chairlift is one of the funniest things you'll ever see

920
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 4: in your life.

921
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 3: Make it out that little mat where they've got to

922
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 3: catch if you've got to fall off and jump off

923
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 3: the chair snowplow down. I'm heavy, You're sure, you're right? Okay,

924
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 3: I'm coming on.

925
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 4: Flee God, all right, let's go to Belgrave Jasmine. Good morning, Hello,

926
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 4: talk to us. Where'd you fall asleep?

927
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 12: I work as a childcare educator. You know when the

928
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 12: kids go to sleep, the lights go down, it goes on,

929
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 12: everything like it's come and I've fallen asleep putting children.

930
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 3: Well, there a melowton. You can have a couple of

931
00:39:59,520 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 3: as well.

932
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 11: Even let you get a little pillow you're lay down.

933
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,280
Speaker 10: Next time you give my little pat on the butt.

934
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 8: And you're off.

935
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 3: What is it?

936
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 2: Melatonin? Not vangen, No, it's a hard calling that.

937
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: Was in the early nineties. That's not I don't think

938
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: people you're.

939
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 3: Going to say your kids have analogy.

940
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: So melatonin helps helps kids sleep.

941
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, he appearance.

942
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 6: Let me.

943
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 3: Yeap he has an analogy.

944
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ergan's for if you have an analogy?

945
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Twenty four Joiners on the air. Where have

946
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 3: you fallen asleep? Melbourne?

947
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: Belinda? Good morning? When you fall asleep?

948
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 10: I actually at work on the taller because I didn't

949
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 10: want to get caught, so.

950
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 8: I thought, I'll go to the bathroom and yeah, you're

951
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 8: on the toilet. If I can get half an hour.

952
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: Half an hour? What job are you working in though?

953
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 3: To do that?

954
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 8: It was a hostel, like I was a career there,

955
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 8: but I they were always very low care, very low care.

956
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 9: I had my buzzer on me, but it was connected

957
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 9: to a hospital, so the nurse, the charge nurse used to.

958
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 8: Do around through the night, so you never used to

959
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 8: know when she.

960
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 2: Was going to come.

961
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,959
Speaker 4: So I thought the only place I couldn't get caught

962
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 4: the toilet.

963
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: It's just Cominglinda.

964
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 2: Did you have the lid up or down?

965
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 12: Yeah?

966
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 3: I was stalking that because if we require that's going

967
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 3: to hurt you back. Yeah right down here. Also, was

968
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 3: it low care because the staff were asleep like was

969
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 3: it a high care facility that just weren't getting the

970
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 3: high care? Hey, this is always good. Anonymous has called

971
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 3: through thirteen twenty four to ten. What line of work

972
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 3: were you in when you fell asleep?

973
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 8: It wasn't me, It was I used to work in

974
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 8: a youth justice crisprectional facility and the security guards would

975
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 8: fall asleep in the back of the class.

976
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, the security and it was there ever an instant

977
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,959
Speaker 4: when he was perhaps required, but he was sound asleep.

978
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 8: No, thankfully. But I was definitely on alert for a

979
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 8: few times and had to give a bit of a

980
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 8: wake up call.

981
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sorry to wake you.

982
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 3: Jimmy. One of the guys has a shive. Whatuld you mind.

983
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: We've got a prison break going on.

984
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 3: Four have just gone over the fence. When you just

985
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 3: if you want to brush your teeth and splash a

986
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 3: bit of water on your face and then would you

987
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 3: just go and get him, that'd be great.

988
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

989
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want the security guard falling asleep.

990
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. The man from the prize who we

991
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 3: know and love. Nick Dakos, good.

992
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: Morning, Thanks having me, guys, Good morning, good morning.

993
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 3: We just worked out you're pretty much half Lauren's age.

994
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: Oh, I just we were just.

995
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 4: Talking before about how it's my twenty year school reunion,

996
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 4: and then I've just realized you're only twenty one.

997
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 1: You're one when I finished school.

998
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you are.

999
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 1: That's making me feel very.

1000
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to the new season. Nick. Unfortunately didn't get

1001
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: off on the on the right foot. You got done

1002
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: by GWS. But it was a tough old night up

1003
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 2: there in Sydney.

1004
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 6: It was they're going to be a very good team

1005
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 6: this year, I think, so take nothing away from the Giants.

1006
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 6: I think, as I said, they'll be amazing, and we

1007
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 6: took lots of learnings from Saturday Night, which I'm sure

1008
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 6: we'll implement Friday night. How is it in the heat

1009
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 6: up there, Yeah, it's definitely very hot in muggy boys

1010
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 6: were sweating a lot and as a result the ball

1011
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 6: was very slippery, so it was tough. But I think

1012
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 6: it was a bit hotter in Melbourne, so I think

1013
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 6: we're lucky we're in Sydney.

1014
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 4: The great Collingwood man Eddie Baguire this week said in

1015
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 4: Melbourne we've become as resilient as limp lettuce because Moonber

1016
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 4: was canceled. Do you think you should be running around

1017
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 4: and playing footy in forty degree heat.

1018
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 2: I'm not too sure.

1019
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 6: I love playing footy, so I'd happily do it, but

1020
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 6: there'd probably be a few boys that wouldn't be too happy.

1021
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 4: Do you think they'll bring in an extreme heat like

1022
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 4: they do in the tennis for the footy players.

1023
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 6: I don't think they will because our season starts in March.

1024
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 6: Usually it's not this hot.

1025
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: Are you confused? I'm a bit confused, and I'm.

1026
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 3: A sports the rehearsal round you know.

1027
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 2: What do you think of it? I enjoyed it.

1028
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 6: I enjoyed playing against the Giants, obviously a great team.

1029
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 6: I thought the AFL had a great initiative with Round

1030
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 6: zero and they'll probably continue to grow it over the

1031
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 6: next few years. Like other round I'm sure it will

1032
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 6: get better and better, so no doubt it'd be good.

1033
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 3: Hey, can we talk about good mate of ours, Coxy,

1034
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 3: who we used to have on the show over at

1035
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 3: the old station. In fact, we couldn't get rid of him.

1036
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 3: He passed out on our floor after the Grand Final

1037
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 3: and neck to beer at eight a m. In the morning.

1038
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 3: We're going home and.

1039
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 2: Him to the bloody that's right.

1040
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 3: You did too. You dropped into Mad Mum Day and

1041
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 3: he kept going a little incident pre game. Was he

1042
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 3: just just trying to stir him up a little bit.

1043
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 6: I actually don't know too much about it. I'ven't spoke

1044
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 6: to Coxy about it. I was unaware at the time.

1045
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 6: Obviously it's blown off in the media a little bit.

1046
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 6: But yeah, I think that's Cox. He's quite jovial and

1047
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 6: likes to have a bit of fun. And I think

1048
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 6: I think GWS handled it really well too. I think

1049
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 6: they were understanding and I think it's all clear now,

1050
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 6: which is great.

1051
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 4: So we love Mason Cox in here, like we think

1052
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 4: he's a great Say he's a bit of a stir

1053
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 4: Is he like.

1054
00:44:58,719 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 1: That around the club?

1055
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's around the club.

1056
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 6: He's as I said, he's quite jovial, brings lots of jokes,

1057
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 6: lots of fun as you could imagine jokes, Yeah, lots

1058
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 6: of dad jokes. But he's very lighthearted, which we we love.

1059
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 6: We love his personality within the four Walls and we

1060
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 6: love it.

1061
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough. I mean I think he's just a

1062
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 2: bit misunderstood, you know, he's sort of bringing a bit

1063
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 2: of America to AFL.

1064
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it annoys a few people. So

1065
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 3: when he does something like what he did pre match,

1066
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 3: and can you just run through people for people that

1067
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 3: missed it, run through exactly what he did.

1068
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's so it's so technical. So am I

1069
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 2: right in saying Nick that each ruckman gets some time

1070
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 2: with the umpire umpires in the center square so they

1071
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: can practice their craft. So it's like three minutes, I

1072
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 2: think or something similar, and he was basically concerned or

1073
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 2: worried that it was eating into his time or there

1074
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 2: was some confusion about whose turn it was. Anyway, he's

1075
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 2: apologized very.

1076
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 3: Much like my boys when they were fighting in the

1077
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 3: front yard, he sort of threw the ball away and

1078
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 3: the other player had to go and get it, and

1079
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 3: that's what annoyed.

1080
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 2: What's it like sort of stumping up after winning a flag?

1081
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 2: And how good was that last year? It was amazing

1082
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 2: last year.

1083
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 6: It's obviously everything you work towards, you do those hard

1084
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 6: running sessions in the summer, just to be there on

1085
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 6: the last day of September, and fortunately enough we were

1086
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 6: able to do that.

1087
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 2: And yeah, we definitely celebrated hard.

1088
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 6: We're big on having deep wins, so we celebrated all

1089
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 6: our hard work and an effort, and it was so

1090
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 6: amazing And now I think it's so exciting to have

1091
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 6: to back it up again. There's so many new challenges.

1092
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 6: Teams will get better, so we're going to have to

1093
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 6: get better and keep moving.

1094
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 4: We had your dad on before the Grand Final last

1095
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 4: year and he was telling us that you two still

1096
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 4: live at home, and we were teasing him, saying, you

1097
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 4: two still.

1098
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 3: Doing the washing.

1099
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 6: She's still doing the washing, mate, I've got it good,

1100
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 6: not leaving anytime soon.

1101
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: Sleeping bunk beds we do.

1102
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 2: Josh's on the bottom of racing.

1103
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 3: Who who let themselves go over the summer break the club?

1104
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: Gee in disgrace.

1105
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 6: I'm being totally honest. There was actually no one. I

1106
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 6: think everyone came back really good. I think everyone's very hungry.

1107
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 6: I think a few weeks after the Granny everyone got together.

1108
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 6: I started doing little group sessions for training, like unofficially

1109
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 6: weren't required to be back at training.

1110
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, same for this kid. We did the same

1111
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 3: a Christmas. Yeah, Nick Dakos is joining us. You guys

1112
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 3: taking on Sydney this for Friday?

1113
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 6: How are you feeling very excited? We obviously had the

1114
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 6: last Saturday Night. So we've reviewed that game. Now we've

1115
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 6: put it past us, taking plenty of learnings and we're

1116
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 6: excited to implement them Friday night.

1117
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: Does it take a few weeks to get into it?

1118
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 4: I feel like the first round is never a true

1119
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 4: representation of what's actually happening.

1120
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: I'm not too sure.

1121
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 6: I know the boys are very eager first round. You've

1122
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 6: got all pre season where you're training and waiting for

1123
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 6: that game. So I'd like to think that we'd be

1124
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 6: on from the start. But maybe for us Friday Night

1125
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 6: might be first win of the season.

1126
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: Hey, you're a nab ozkick coach in twenty twenty four?

1127
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 2: Where did you end up? Where did you play your

1128
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 2: junior footy?

1129
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 6: Adding Greythorn? So I played OZ kicking Greythorn and then

1130
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 6: junior footy was Cure Overs.

1131
00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: So you live and breathe Collingwood. Obviously your dad, the

1132
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 2: Macedonian Marvel, played so many games of Collingwood. You're now

1133
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: a premiership player, But tell the guys who you grew

1134
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: up baracking for.

1135
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, I went for Collingwood for majority, but there was

1136
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 6: a year and a half where I went for the

1137
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 6: Blues somehow.

1138
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: So how did you get that past the family.

1139
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 6: He wasn't happy at all.

1140
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 2: Did you do it?

1141
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: Was that your rebellious yet?

1142
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 2: I don't know, it must have.

1143
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 6: Been, but yeah, dud was not happy. So I had

1144
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 6: to change back.

1145
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 2: Some kids, some kids have a dart behind the shield

1146
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 2: of sheds.

1147
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: He's how did how far did you go?

1148
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 11: Like?

1149
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 1: Did you have the jumper and the face painting?

1150
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 6: There was no face painting, but cheer squash.

1151
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 2: Wasn't quite in the I think that was the next

1152
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 2: step for me. And that's hard to call it.

1153
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and why did you call it? Was at the

1154
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 3: risk of having to finally grow up and move out.

1155
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, dad kicked me out of home.

1156
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 3: There's the headline.

1157
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 1: You wanted to be different?

1158
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 2: I get it.

1159
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 3: Hey, you are the super coach now. I was kicker

1160
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 3: caught up with some oz kickers over the weekend who

1161
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 3: are friends with my son, and they had some questions

1162
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 3: for you. All right, it's number one, Hi, I am harper.

1163
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 3: My question is what does your brother need to work

1164
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 3: on in his game?

1165
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: Does he's anything?

1166
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 2: There's a bit passed me the ball a little bit

1167
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 2: more so. Maybe he's hand and foot skills.

1168
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: He's a bit selfish at times.

1169
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 2: At times he can be.

1170
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: Well, you guys still live together at home. What could

1171
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: he work on at home?

1172
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 3: Oh?

1173
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 6: His room's a mess, so I think that would be

1174
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 6: the first thing that he'd probably have to tidy up.

1175
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 3: Girlfriend's allowed to sleep over.

1176
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: Doors, open door, open policy. No, they're old enough, all right.

1177
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 8: Next question, Okay, what's the best thing you've ever gotten

1178
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 8: for free?

1179
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 3: The best thing you've ever gotten for free? Sure, dad's

1180
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 3: still try and trade off his note.

1181
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 2: Probably my car at the moment I'm driving around must be.

1182
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 6: Genesis and he's kind of getting the trade ton from

1183
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 6: the game The Genesis.

1184
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: They look nice, those cars people.

1185
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 3: All right, we're on the air this morning with Nick Dakos.

1186
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 9: Next question him, Alice, what did you get in trouble

1187
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 9: when you're a kid?

1188
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 3: What did you get in trouble for when you're a kid? Gee?

1189
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 2: But always thinking, dude, where do we start? Easy?

1190
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 6: One off the bart, which coincides with foot is probably

1191
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 6: kicking the ball too many times inside. Mum used to

1192
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 6: get very angry breaking canvases and whatnot.

1193
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 3: So that was Mum. It's actually funny you say that

1194
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 3: because when I was saying to Alis, hey, you record

1195
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 3: this question, you know, asking what's the worst thing he

1196
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 3: got in trouble for when he was a kid. He

1197
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 3: didn't understand me, and he just told me what he

1198
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 3: got in trouble for.

1199
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: Him.

1200
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 11: Alice, I've got to be between trouble with breaking the window.

1201
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 2: You Jo still kicked the pigskin inside a little bit,

1202
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 2: and I'm still cracks at times. Yeah, she does. Our

1203
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 2: skills have gotten a little bit better, though.

1204
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 4: His mum have a favorite child, because every mum has

1205
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 4: a favorite child, even though they don't admit it.

1206
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 6: I don't think she does to be honus really does it?

1207
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 6: Say it might it would probably be me if she

1208
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 6: had to choose, but no, she's pretty fair.

1209
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 3: I was always the favorite, so I got three older sisters.

1210
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 3: I remember Mum was in hospital and she didn't hang

1211
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 3: up the phone properly, and I could hear us say

1212
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 3: to the nurse, that's my.

1213
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 4: Favorite mums and their sons. I'm telling you my brother's

1214
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 4: the favorite too.

1215
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 3: Could get away with murder, not that I'll do it. Hey,

1216
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 3: nick Daykoss is on the air of this this morning. Mate.

1217
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 3: Good luck up against the Swans this weekend. If shake

1218
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 3: off the first week doesn't matter.

1219
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 2: We'll see in September surely. No, I don't know about that.

1220
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 2: One week at a time. We'll take a.

1221
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 3: Cliche, nice little short four day week. I tell what

1222
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 3: I did enjoy being in home yesday. I was sitting

1223
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 3: there watching the Oscars.

1224
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 1: I loved it. Didn't Oppenheimer clean up?

1225
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimmel. I know, haven't you neither of them?

1226
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 2: I haven't got a day.

1227
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 3: Well, I went for the Barbie movie open I seen.

1228
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 4: I've seen them both, but I did. I will confess

1229
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 4: I only just recently watched Oppenheimer. It was when I

1230
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 4: was on a plane and I had four Now that's right.

1231
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 3: That was me an avatar. Yeah, we're circling. You've got me. Yeah,

1232
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 3: play the cartoon.

1233
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: I put it on at the start and I thought

1234
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: I'll make it by the end of the flight. I

1235
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 1: watched it in one sitting.

1236
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 2: Didn't now very own. Margo Robbie looks spectacular. She just

1237
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 2: always looks great.

1238
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 4: Did you see what she wanted the Vanity Fair after party?

1239
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,959
Speaker 4: What was it was like just like a body suit,

1240
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 4: like like a gold catsuit, No, but with no pants,

1241
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 4: like a swimsuit. Not a swimsuit that was like gold.

1242
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 4: Kind of looked like it was made of me, like what.

1243
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 2: Was getting around in one that thing?

1244
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, amazing, Margo, Robbie can do no wrong what she wants.

1245
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,479
Speaker 4: You know who can do wrong?

1246
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 3: I don't al Pacino.

1247
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 4: So he had the very important job of announcing the

1248
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 4: Best Picture. And when you have that job, you get up,

1249
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 4: you introduce yourself, you make a funny speech.

1250
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 3: You're taking on the gummies beforehand, that's for sure.

1251
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 4: You're supposed to read the nominees, and then you and

1252
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 4: everyone gets their big moment, because even being nominated is

1253
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 4: a big deal, not if you're Oppucino.

1254
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: Got to do it. Got straight to the point.

1255
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 2: Ten wonderful films were nominated, but only one will take

1256
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 2: the award for Best Picture.

1257
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 3: I have to go to the envelope for that and

1258
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 3: I will here it comes sounds like grandpass and Maria,

1259
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,280
Speaker 3: I see Appenheimer.

1260
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, now comes to music.

1261
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 1: He just totally forgot to read the nominated Do you.

1262
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 2: Think he knew where he was?

1263
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: No, but my eyes see.

1264
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 4: Oppenheimer, All those all those films that just wanted their

1265
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 4: one second clap to be recognized that they've been nominated.

1266
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,959
Speaker 3: Can we talk about the text that were going around

1267
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 3: yesterday between us three? Yes, I was embarrassed to blast

1268
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 3: it down on text, but then I got the support pack.

1269
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,760
Speaker 3: So every year, if a song for a movie soundtrack

1270
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 3: is nominated, it gets performed at the Oscars. And I'm

1271
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,760
Speaker 3: just ken. What a tune was up for the movie Barbie,

1272
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,720
Speaker 3: which meant Ryan Gosling needed to perform live at the Oscars,

1273
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 3: and I bloody loved it. I'm just I was into it,

1274
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 3: and you guys were texting back saying you're watching as well, Rush.

1275
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: Making a cameo Slash. They just needed to pat it.

1276
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: I think Slash was there.

1277
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 3: Margo Robie's face was like, I can't believe you're doing this.

1278
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 3: This is awesome.

1279
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, he started behind her and she did a bit

1280
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: of karaoke in there. The castman, Yeah, it went off.

1281
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 2: He's got good, like good courage doing that in front

1282
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 2: of his peers.

1283
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and he owned it. You should do it at

1284
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 3: the Radio Awards this year. You are a bit just ken, Yeah,

1285
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,840
Speaker 3: you really are, just.

1286
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 2: Clin look at the Radio Awards.

1287
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 3: That's a good point you should do about the afterparty

1288
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 3: way up Pacino, Clint, Sorry, mate.

1289
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: Clint had a few drinks before we hit the red

1290
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: carpet at the he was banned from talking.

1291
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 2: You start for all of us.

1292
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: You're not invited this year. I'm invited last year.

1293
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 3: I'm got a random idea and I don't know how

1294
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 3: this will go down with Melbourne. All right, and you

1295
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 3: know what, it's a mood set of for a Tuesday.

1296
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 3: Should we play I'm Just Ken in full?

1297
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: Yes, and I think we should also get Clint to

1298
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:45,919
Speaker 1: rerecord it to I'm Just Clint.

1299
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 3: Absolutely. But here's the catch. If you're sitting there screaming

1300
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 3: at the radio going no, no, don't do it, don't

1301
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 3: do it, how about we agree we will play I'm

1302
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 3: Just Ken until some grinch rings and says stop.

1303
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 4: Don't be green good Melbourne. Melbourne's not full of grenches.

1304
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 4: Melbourne's full of one full happy people and they're gonna

1305
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 4: love this.

1306
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 3: The number is thirteen twenty four ten. Don't use it,

1307
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 3: don't call, do not call.

1308
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 7: No.

1309
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 3: The minute someone rings and says get it off, we

1310
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:12,439
Speaker 3: will stop.

1311
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: But who could possibly hate I'm just Kim?

1312
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 2: Is this the live version or no?

1313
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 3: Now we're going to the official version from the movie.

1314
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 2: From the movie, Yeah, so the clean version.

1315
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 3: Ye pay twelve bucks on Amazon, so at least get

1316
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 3: to the chorus, Let's do it Melbourne. O, No, no, no, no,

1317
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 3: Hello Nova.

1318
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: Hi the fun Police, don't make me switch.

1319
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 3: We can't afford you like I just switched over it.

1320
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 3: I want to go down. This is also fresh for me,

1321
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 3: and I'm thinking I have to like these guys.

1322
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 2: Oh why don't you like it? Bob?

1323
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 8: Come on?

1324
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 2: Oh it's flat, it's horrid. It's just.

1325
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 4: About all the Ken's out there. It's a bit of

1326
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 4: a pump up anthem for them. Do you think Clint

1327
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 4: looks like Ken?

1328
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 2: Quiet?

1329
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 4: Do you think Clint Stanaway looks like Ken? Okay's she's

1330
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 4: not making you Ken? Who's normally a ten?

1331
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 3: Oh, Barbara, right, you've killed it, absolutely killed it. I'm

1332
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 3: just kidding. You've got to kill it now. Yeah, now

1333
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Speaker 3: it's done. It's gone.

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Speaker 2: Rules and rules ironic that Barb should call Barbie?

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Speaker 1: Is that Barbie Barbie coming to Vito Ken? That sounds

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Speaker 1: about right.

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Speaker 3: I thought he did a bloody great job at the Oscars.

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00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 3: In fact, that was more.

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Speaker 2: He's another one that can do no wrong. He's just

1340
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Speaker 2: a he's a great man.

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Speaker 3: Ah, he's a good looking lad. Yeah. Gearing up for

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Speaker 3: a huge week because mum has her thirty year school.

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Speaker 1: Rena, stop saying that it's twenty year.

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Speaker 2: Thirty years agoes like that.

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00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.

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00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 1: You two are much closer to your thirty year school

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Speaker 1: union than I am. Haven't been.

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Speaker 2: Did you go to your twenty years was in COVID?

1349
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Speaker 1: You should get a twenty What are you up to.

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Speaker 3: Where he's not going to make the thirty twenty four?

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Speaker 3: The way treats is twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Did you go to your twenty years been in COVID too?

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00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 8: No?

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00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's a bit older than that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Yeah, I'm I'm going into it with

1356
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 4: some trepidation, some nervousness, but you know what, I'm mostly

1357
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 4: nervous about what if I don't recognize people?

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Speaker 1: Do you wear name tags? Because people change in twenty

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Speaker 1: absolutely name tags?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah that we had name tags.

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Speaker 1: But even then, I reckon, there'll be names and I'll

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00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 1: be like, we had.

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Speaker 3: Some teachers rock up it outs.

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00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I hope the teachers.

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Speaker 2: Come a bit crusty.

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00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: That'll make us look young.

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00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 3: I was like, God, you're pretty much dust.

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00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: No, do you reckon there'd be some teachers still teaching.

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00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 3: Here's the go though, Clinton, I would love to chuck

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00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 3: an announcement out to Melbourne. If you went to school

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Speaker 3: with our very own Lauren Phillips, and we're not after

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00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 3: the inner circle of her friends.

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00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: No, the inner circle's fine. They might say.

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00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 2: Nice.

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00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 3: Maybe she rejected you in high school. Maybe she was like, no,

1377
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Speaker 3: not my type.

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00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 2: But now maybe you rejected her.

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00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: That's probably more likely to be honest.

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Speaker 2: I've seen the photos.

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Speaker 1: I have races, and I put some in in my

1382
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: hair to try and give it highlights.

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00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 3: Or even worse. Maybe unfortunately you were the one one

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00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 3: of the ones she didn't say no to you. We

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00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 3: would love to hear from you. Thirteen twenty fourteen is

1386
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 3: our number. Otherwise, get in touch on socials. We did

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00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 3: get a call from someone earlier who just wanted to

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00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 3: warn you ahead of your high school reunion. Something went

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Speaker 3: down at hers. It was caught from Brad's.

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Speaker 7: So we got a call from Chris and you didn't

1391
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Speaker 7: actually want to come on. I think he got scared

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Speaker 7: in the end, but so he went to his fifteen

1393
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 7: school fifteen year school anniversary and then when they were

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Speaker 7: there about an hour or two in then all these

1395
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 7: highly armed police like burst through the door and they

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Speaker 7: arrested like seven people. It turns out that these high

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Speaker 7: school friends were running an international drug ring and they

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Speaker 7: rest them all And that would just happened to be

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Speaker 7: where the bus went down.

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Speaker 3: Well, they knew they'd be.

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Speaker 1: They're all going to be in the one spot of

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 3: So, have you've got any crimes? Oh, the parking the

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Speaker 3: parking wardens will be waiting for Lauren sheriff.

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Speaker 1: My name's clear. My name is clear.

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Speaker 4: I wonder, though, I wonder if there is any like

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Speaker 4: colleagues who are in prison, because they send you the

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Speaker 4: class list and it's got like all the people, it's

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Speaker 4: got everyone in our year, and it has like the

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Speaker 4: people that aren't. They can't contact and they can't get

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Speaker 4: onto it because I wonder where they've gone.

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Speaker 3: Well, with good behavior, they'll be at the thirty year

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Speaker 3: school year.

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Speaker 4: Jason Lauren Jason Lauren.

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Speaker 3: Wake Up Feeling Good.

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Speaker 1: Number one hundred Jason Lauren on socials