Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy's one show. I've got some exciting news
Speaker 1: and Chrissy's click bait Game of Thrones. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my boobs are tingling like the I can't see that
Speaker 1: you're making that up. Listen to those strings.
Speaker 2: I never got on board with Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, miss Shall. I think I was going
Speaker 1: through a strange time in my life because I remember
Speaker 1: that that sound was the sound of maybe I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be okay, maybe there is something to look forward to.
Speaker 1: And I think it's because I had three kids under three.
Speaker 2: Right, and four jobs and go.
Speaker 1: Including breakfast radio a lot, and I would I think,
Speaker 1: I want to say it was live on a Thursday night.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, and you would just hang out here.
Speaker 1: You couldn't watch it. You could, it was not bingeable
Speaker 1: like it is now. You had to wait.
Speaker 2: I love that. That's like how'swives for me? You get
Speaker 2: to wait every week for you.
Speaker 1: So exciting, and I reckon it's an important thing to
Speaker 1: try and get your kids into something they've got to
Speaker 1: wait for, because I don't have to wait for anything these.
Speaker 2: Days, no instant gratification always Anyway.
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones is going to be made into a booby.
Speaker 2: That's massive.
Speaker 1: I feel like going to the cinnamon now and wait,
Speaker 1: just sitting there getting my favorite four throw from the
Speaker 1: back middle seat.
Speaker 2: My swan.
Speaker 3: It's in the early stage of development. You're are you
Speaker 3: sitting at that cinema for seven years?
Speaker 1: Never get there too early, ja, it can never show
Speaker 1: your support. I want a crowd fund this thing. I
Speaker 1: don't know what episode the Red Wedding is or what series.
Speaker 1: I think it's early on. Please promise me before we
Speaker 1: part ways, so in the next twenty years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that I watched that.
Speaker 1: That you must watch up until that moment?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Will you will never forget it.
Speaker 2: It's the real hectic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard of it, but it was so shocking.
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's for me. Game of Thrones
Speaker 2: but anyway, yeah, look, it might.
Speaker 1: Not be, might not be. It's got some big words.
Speaker 1: Now let's move on to a non celebrity click clickbait.
Speaker 1: Ossie divides with brutal message over revaulting act.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm there because I've seen the top of
Speaker 1: a bin and we are your one stop shop for
Speaker 1: bin content.
Speaker 2: We love bin chat.
Speaker 1: We don't like it when people get angry when you
Speaker 1: put your rubbish in.
Speaker 2: Their bin, and I mean you are a dumpster diver yourself.
Speaker 1: I sure am. Oh my god, I meant to tell you.
Speaker 1: I was talking to Sarah, our boss. Dear listener, imagine
Speaker 1: this the madness of me talking to my boss, one
Speaker 1: of the most important people in this company. She calls me.
Speaker 1: She called me, and I said, sorry, I can't talk now.
Speaker 3: Why don't say, because you're a dumpster dive in Oh,
Speaker 3: that's a new low for you.
Speaker 2: That's a new low.
Speaker 1: It keeps me. I said, I'm pushing a mid century
Speaker 1: bed frame into my boot all on my own. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine how hard that was? Had I got an injury?
Speaker 2: Why are you too, she chunk out of my Was
Speaker 2: that from hard rubbish? Yes, well that serves you right.
Speaker 2: That is the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the universe saying stop getting people's from their
Speaker 3: nature street and putting it into your house. You're never
Speaker 3: gonna do anything with it. And also take Sarah's call.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I did take it, and I just told her that
Speaker 1: I was busy. I was busy, and I'd call her back,
Speaker 1: and I did booked him busy. Anyway, I drove home
Speaker 1: with my face right up against the windscreen because the
Speaker 1: bed was behind my head. Anyway, how about this? A
Speaker 1: fed up homeowner in Perth has laid down the ground
Speaker 1: rules with dumpster divers looked to cash in on recyclable
Speaker 1: cans because in the wa and say you get cash for.
Speaker 2: Your cans like the five or ten cents? Yes, yeah, right, okay?
Speaker 1: And she wrote very very simply on the top of
Speaker 1: her weely bin and I don't want to cause offense
Speaker 1: to anybody in Perth, but I am going to do
Speaker 1: quite a strong accent here, please, she wrote in sharpie
Speaker 1: ten cent warriors, if all cans and bottles have been
Speaker 1: recycled and I have been off the pit.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: If you're anything like us, you're still basking in the
Speaker 1: after glow of coldplay. And if you're lucky enough to
Speaker 1: have tickets for the next shows, have the best time.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's clique fait ah.
Speaker 1: Yes, Ed Sheeran, can I confess I love Ed Sheeran?
Speaker 1: Who doesn't? I mean, it's just it's not possible not
Speaker 1: to like it.
Speaker 3: No, especially in these corridors Swaning. He's the god of Nova.
Speaker 1: He's the god of Nova, but he seems like a
Speaker 1: thoroughly decent man. He does, and I obviously know all
Speaker 1: the words all these songs. I've never had to actually
Speaker 1: stream his music because I get six or seven songs
Speaker 1: a day because I only listen to Nova. Yes, I
Speaker 1: did not enjoy the names of his last four albums.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: I did not like it. The plus minus subtract. They
Speaker 1: just didn't identify the songs in it. I don't know
Speaker 1: where shape of view is? Is that in subtract? Is
Speaker 1: it on? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That's a really fantastic point.
Speaker 1: You're right, whereas like we know, don't panic is on parashis?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? You just sort of
Speaker 1: know you put the songs.
Speaker 2: Absolutely stupid Girls by Pink It's on I'm Not Dead.
Speaker 1: We don't talk about short Mendez later anyway. He has
Speaker 1: said that all along that series of plus and minus
Speaker 1: and mathematical symbols was written on his body. He's got
Speaker 1: tattoos of those things, and then he used them on
Speaker 1: the albums. He has said, the next series of albums,
Speaker 1: the next theme are currently hidden and Amalia style. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that I Love you?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, looking back now, I know that that
Speaker 1: was just my mum wanting to get rid of me.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, what do you mean if you give.
Speaker 1: A kid animalia, you will not see or hear from
Speaker 1: them for two hours. They're just in the cornice, looking
Speaker 1: for the cheetah or looking for the jag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, sorry, palm tree quick in the two cares
Speaker 3: of an iPad.
Speaker 1: Back exactly anyway, it's somewhere on his body, and we're
Speaker 1: going to have a crack of deciphering this code. But
Speaker 1: first we're gonna hear what he has to say.
Speaker 4: So I got plus multiply divide and some tracks tattooed
Speaker 4: around my wrist equals game in there a bit later.
Speaker 4: But the next symbols have been in my arm for
Speaker 4: thirteen years as well, and I saw that serious next year.
Speaker 4: I guess that's kind of prison break of me, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Clues it is?
Speaker 1: Now I've got a few ideas. I can see the
Speaker 1: picture of a big lion head and the picture of
Speaker 1: a shark. So maybe it's after iconic movies. Maybe there's
Speaker 1: one going to be called The Lion Kings want to
Speaker 1: be called called Jaws. You know, maybe that's the theme.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's also got photo frames on his back. Maybe
Speaker 3: he's going to name the albums after different photography brands,
Speaker 3: like Kodak Canon.
Speaker 1: Kodak sounds cooler than Canon.
Speaker 2: I know, I liked Kodak.
Speaker 1: And what else have we got here? I know there's
Speaker 1: a little there's a few mentions of sauces here. Heinz, ketchup,
Speaker 1: et cetera. Maybe it's a series based on condiments mustard, aoliibutury.
Speaker 2: Salt salts a cool name.
Speaker 1: Salt pepper. I feel like that's been done before anyway.
Speaker 2: I like this little tidbit Ed's given us.
Speaker 1: I do too. There's a koala maybe it's animals, koala Kiwi.
Speaker 1: There's a kiwi there in New Zealand. There's a gecko.
Speaker 2: Nah animals feels a bit snaw. It's a bit kitty.
Speaker 1: I could really play this everyone. Let's move on to
Speaker 1: Sean at Mendez. He revealed in a very long and
Speaker 1: labored monologue to a live show at Colorado's Red Rug
Speaker 1: that he still doesn't really know where he stands with
Speaker 1: his sexuality and nor should he, and he's still working
Speaker 1: it out. Basically, he said, I was busy at fifteen,
Speaker 1: when everyone else was sorting it, I was busy being
Speaker 1: a global superstar, and I'm trying to sort it out now.
Speaker 1: I kept on saying to you, isn't he going out
Speaker 1: with Camilla Cabeo. Not that there's anything wrong with that,
Speaker 1: but I just wanted to know that she was across
Speaker 1: his fluid sexuality.
Speaker 3: Because like being with someone in a heterosexual couple, for
Speaker 3: him to go on stage and say that, I can't
Speaker 3: imagine they would be together like it was quite It's
Speaker 3: just not something I think she would want.
Speaker 1: Well, that's very old fashioned of you, because what's to
Speaker 1: say that she is not as equally progressive?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? If she's the same
Speaker 1: and she understands what that is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe she'd be done with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: these days, a lot of young people have been raised
Speaker 1: with that sort of tolerance and understanding it's no big deal,
Speaker 1: it's nothing they have to get their head around. I
Speaker 1: don't think. But he sat down for an interview, and
Speaker 1: I always forget the specific magazine. This one's New York Times,
Speaker 1: and he said that journo says, almost unprompted, Sean talks
Speaker 1: at length about Kebeo, whom he dated for several years.
Speaker 1: Past tense, he says, you know that I'm learning about
Speaker 1: love with her. If anything goes if anything went wrong
Speaker 1: with my family, she would be the first person I
Speaker 1: would call.
Speaker 2: So they're still like best mates.
Speaker 1: Then well I just love that because you know, friendship
Speaker 1: is the real superpower.
Speaker 2: It is. It's the best shipswe.
Speaker 1: You're my friend. You have the most beautiful weekend.
Speaker 2: Thank you, I charline. You as well have the best birthday.
Speaker 3: Enjoy actually eating at a restaurant. Christy Swie, cannot believe
Speaker 3: it at your house.
Speaker 1: And I am making my triple Ayer coconut cake or myself.
Speaker 1: Would you like me to bring some in?
Speaker 2: Tom?
Speaker 1: Would you like some? I'll wake up Jesus christ. I
Speaker 1: also take at the races, yes, sir, right I check
Speaker 1: check see you Monday. The Christy Swan Show is a
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