WEBVTT - Best Of 2024 - How Many 'Special Cuddles' Aussies Have A Year 🌶️ 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:16.319 Your father. He's on the money. Is sixty six forty 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:18.840 a chance for us just to go a little bit 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:19.320 more blue? 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:21.480 Yeah, forbidden topics if you will. 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:24.520 Because after seven o'clock you can't talk about stuff. 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.200 We're going a straighten. It would be adults. 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:26.680 Yeah. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:31.440 Now for this particular conversation, it's all about special cuddles, 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:34.519 and we're going to involve the whole team. Produced a 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:35.920 flag and also produce Zoey. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:36.280 Yeah. 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:39.319 A study has been done and they have revealed how 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:44.720 many times per year the average adult has its special cuddles. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:46.120 Do you know what I'm talking about us? Well, like 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.879 those special special moment between mum and dad and love 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.040 each other so much they have to express it physically. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:52.959 Yeah, the passionate night. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:55.760 Yeah, how many times? Well, let's just have a bit 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.959 of a serve internal survey. What you think how many 0:00:57.960 --> 0:00:59.920 times do you think the average would be jokes? Well, 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:02.120 I mean this is from someone yourself who. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:03.400 Can't get enough. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:08.040 It's ridiculous, so you probably you probably blow this average out, 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:09.840 probably like. 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:14.080 In between working and getting up at four o'clock and 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.679 all the children and keeping a house running. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:21.280 Mate, I'm a horned I get on me. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:24.880 You sound like my wife. It's like car let me 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:25.480 go it late. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:29.720 Ye. So if you were going to basically average on 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:37.279 my sample, which is the Audie household, I'd say a year, Yeah, Birthday's, anniversary, Easter, 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:41.559 maybe some public holidays probably seven. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:45.679 Yeah, you know, I can see yourself, Blacky Digre. The 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:50.240 average amount per year for an adult is fifty four 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.040 fifty four times a year. 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:53.920 That's once a week. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.120 That's once a week. It's once in a little bit 0:01:56.160 --> 0:02:02.240 a week and a little bit. That's a little bit thought. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:06.480 It is a little bit every week, five me more times. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:07.920 I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:09.639 I am. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:11.600 All right? Should we go around the road? 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:11.760 Yes? 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:12.120 Please? 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:12.960 Where do you want to start? 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:18.720 Okay, well let's start with producer who's not in a relationship. 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.320 Not now, not for a little while. So what would 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.000 you say your average per year? Would be? 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:24.959 My average per year? 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.280 Way less than that because I'm single. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.000 All right, Well let's go this year. How many times 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:31.919 have you had sex this year? 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:37.160 This is your conversation, isn't maybe. 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:39.240 We're in October? 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:43.840 Yeah, it's not pretty maybe like twenty twenty times. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:48.200 Time with different people all at once. 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:54.320 Maybe less than I don't know you put me on there. 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:55.120 Maybe. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.720 Okay, so you're single and that makes things complicated, producer 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:05.000 flat in a beautiful relationship, engage engage, Yes, Laura, your 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:09.119 beautiful partner is thirty, a little bit younger than me. Yeah, 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:12.080 a little bit younger, yeah forty Yeah, okay, So this 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:13.320 is where the average could blow out. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:17.120 Perhaps, I am so happy to say, for the first 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:23.880 time in my life, I'm bag on average, an average. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:26.600 Look at you once a week, then once in a bit. 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:30.640 And as Hazy said before, a little bit really does count. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:33.800 Yeah, that's nice, isn't it. That's all right? Then, come on, 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:34.239 big dog. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.160 I was going to say, you talk a big game. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:39.800 Because there's your averages. You've got Flak round about fifty plus, 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.880 You've got Zoe somewhere twenty, and then you've got Jody 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.080 Hazy minus fifty. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:48.080 To come with Jody and Hazy one. 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.280 Night and they just clench the numbers. That's where they 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:54.040 come from. Dear, isn't it all good? Who would have 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:57.560 thought that three kids would be such a handbreak even 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:58.520 I can work that out. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:03.920 Well, while we're doing this little naughty segment like trying 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:05.400 to have sex with kids in the house. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:09.080 Come on, it's all other segment, I know, but like 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:12.360 the women, especially the thought of a child bursting in. 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:19.760 Old Yeah, well try doing the kid that's bursted in. 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:23.920 Coming up before seven o'clock, you're going to hear this 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.720 song classic from any Id from two thousand and four. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.039 When you hear it's you give Uscore thirteen and twenty 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:32.280 four ten for exclusive twentieth birthday invites. Now, just imagine 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:41.960 young Zoe busting in jodes. I have three kids, six 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:43.720 year old, four year old and a one year old. 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.279 Four is a really interesting age. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:48.600 It's a fun age because you sort of think you're 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.880 out of the woods bit with two and three terrible twos, 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.080 and then the threes, which is worse than the twos. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.520 And four you're like, okay, I got to start to 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:56.599 reason with you now. 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.600 But can you can you reason with the four year old? 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:01.160 You're right on the edge, aren't you. 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:01.880 Yeah. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.320 So, my little four year old Lottie, he is full 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.960 of a lot of personality sas we call it. It's 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.760 a lot of sass. And she's also got a lot 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.839 of love, like so much love. She wants to love everyone. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:15.120 She loves her brothers dearly. She wants to be the 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.560 big sister slash mother to her little brother Sonny. Yes, 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:20.880 and also is so in love with her cousin as well. 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.080 It's actually really really cute. It's cute. Yesterday we had 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.520 a bit of a tiff because I and can I 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:26.960 be honest, I probably took her too far. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:30.760 Well, well, everyone's falling off their chairs. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.719 I tried to make her take a bath and it 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.960 just did not go down too well. Okay, so one stage, 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:38.960 when she's cracked it and jumped on the bed and 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:40.440 I've tried to grab her and give them a bit 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.320 of a hug, She's gone show kick me right in 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.479 the mouth. That hurt at that hurt, heaps. Dad showed restraint. 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:49.359 Good on your dad. He didn't react the blood that 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:51.520 was sort of starting to form in the bottom lip. 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:55.960 We just ignored that. And then I got something which 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.760 was so much more powerful than any sort of physical 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:03.280 blow I got from Lottie. You're not coming to my 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:08.799 birthday anymore. I got uninvited to my four year old's birthday. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:12.600 Oh no, yeah, it's probably the first time ever, she said, 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:14.800 and then she went through it in detail. Mom's going 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.560 to be there, Sonny's going to be there. Henry's going 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.080 to be there, Connor will be there, her little cousin 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:26.000 and all my EOC friends. But you're not coming. And 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:27.200 I said to her, and. 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.320 This is where I this is where you should shut 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:29.640 you out. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:31.400 Yeah, this is where I don't sort of do myself 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.280 any favors, because then I sort of start to get 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:36.800 argumentative and I say, well, I am coming because i'm 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:40.040 your father, and an assass of a four year old 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.240 to look at me and almost point the finger away 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.400 and go, no, you're not You're not coming, and then 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.880 strut off. Okay, uninvited to my four year old's birthday party. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:48.720 That hurts. 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:51.279 It really hurt my soul as well, to which I 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.280 think through all the tears in the anguish, I said 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:54.239 to her, I will be coming. 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:55.840 Yeah, I would sit. 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:56.360 In the corner. 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:56.760 Yeah. 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:58.880 And do you know what, Lottie didn't realize and you 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.279 should have pointed out and I would have filed you. 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:03.520 Who's going to bring all your presents? Then? 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:07.359 Hundred percent? I said, I said, well, at one stage 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.159 I said, well, I'm paying for it, so I'll be there. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.720 But that's incorrect. I think corresponding for it. 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:17.360 That's nice that you think that you've got any monetary 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:18.640 control in your home. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.720 You get an allowance from your wife, each and. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.640 Every one alarming as well, that's a lot. He's probably 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.880 aware of that knowledge as well. And I realized just 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:28.680 how much of an insignificant player I am within the household. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.240 And also she's looking at you, going as if Dad's 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:32.880 going to came out to get my presence. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.400 Who doesn't know how obsessed I am with unicorns with 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.520 rainbow mates exactly thirteen twenty four ten. What did you 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.720 Toddler tell you? Gosh, they're confronting. 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:45.040 Yeah, they can come out with things that can bruise 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:48.240 your soul and hurt your heart and also make you go, 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:48.960 oh my god. 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:50.160 What did you say. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:54.200 Whether it's fire question? Yeah, some random feedback, perhaps some 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:57.160 feedback about what you're wearing, exactly what sort of condition 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:57.920 you're in at the moment. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:01.280 What you Toddler tell you is what I'm trying to say. 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:03.600 Gives called thirteen twenty fourten, and we will put you 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:06.679 on the standby list for coldplay in Sydney. 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:08.520 You've got a dangerous little toddler as well. 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:09.960 Right now, she is a terrorist. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.880 I can imagine that Harp has been very busy in 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:12.480 this sort of space. 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:14.640 Well five, She was in the shower the other day 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:17.120 and she said something to my husband that had him 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:20.600 going retreating like Homo Simpson into a bush. 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:23.080 Have you check you packed yourself? Absolutely? 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:31.760 My really pictures. It is so time for it. 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.880 Let's go girl, where my ladies. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:39.040 As oh man, Okay, Phil, you're dismissed. You don't have 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:42.800 to take part in this conversation. Honestly, I know you. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.199 I know you will care about this as much as 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:45.959 my husband did. 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:47.560 All right, So I completely understand that. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:49.360 And I will preface this by saying I know it's 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.920 the first world problem. I genuinely know, but I cannot 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:55.840 help my level of annoyance over what's gone down the 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:59.440 last week. Okay, we've got the Radio Awards on Saturday. 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:00.320 You're invited, you're. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.360 Coming, You're nominated. That's the only reason I'm going to 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:03.479 call my friends. 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:07.400 And anyway, so with a big award where there's a 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:07.800 red car. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.920 But you need a dress, right, So I spent. 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:13.920 A ridiculous amount of time online trying to find a 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:18.320 gown for the said radio awards on the weekend. Finally, eureka, 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:23.480 I found one, and that was great, so I ordered that, 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:27.200 and then finally, Eureka, again, I found another one. So 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.160 I ordered that, and what do you know, Eureka, I 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:30.960 found another one. 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:32.240 You can't wear three dresses. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.800 I know, I know it, but I mean, listen, there's 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.640 no shortage of functions that I have to go to, 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.040 so these dresses won't. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:38.280 Go to waste. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:39.240 Are they all the same color? 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.280 No, all different colors. There's a red, there's a purple, 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:41.840 and there's an orange. 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:43.680 I thought they were the same color, just different variations. 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.520 Like Marge Simpson and she gets the Chanelle dress. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.680 Even on the Red Cabinet Saturday night, just in that 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.439 pink dress with the black lining. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:55.520 Free fashioned anyway. 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:59.720 So I my favorite was the orange, and I landed 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:01.960 on the And it's a short dress and it's cute 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:03.600 and it's like a bit of a statement piece. 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.559 All right, guy, ladies and gentlemen. It is gorgeous, by 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.680 the way. You must see it. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:10.240 You haven't even seen it, dickhead. 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:18.320 And so it came in the mail except play paid express, 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.520 and it arrived. Guess what, because of this stupid back 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:22.800 that I've got that's really wide. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:24.000 I can't sip it up. 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.240 I've got like some sort of weird swimmers back that 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:29.520 nothing fits over. So I was like, oh god, I 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:31.920 jumped online and long story short, because I know you 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.439 borort already, but I tried to return it and swap 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.840 it for something else expressly so I could have it 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:37.839 for the most we can. 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:39.319 And then do you think I could? 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.320 Do you think there was an option to exchange for 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:43.600 another dress, and then I ended up ordering a credit night, 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:45.680 and then I couldn't print out the label, and then 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.520 in the meantime there's that annoying little chat in the 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.760 corner zo that's like Barriano Bunny. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:57.920 That's the name of the company, little paper clip, and 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:59.280 was like, hey, nice dress. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:04.000 It's like, hey, darls, a Barriano Bunny will help you soon. 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:04.720 No they won't. 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:07.839 They won't help you for a good twelve to twenty 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:10.560 four hours, thank you very much. So the upshot is 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:13.120 I couldn't return the dress and now I'm gonna have 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.839 to wear this frock that's too small for me on 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:16.840 Saturday night. 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:21.320 And I won't be able to breathe. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.920 Sure, I could wear one of the other I know, 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:25.319 which are way. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:27.640 More comfortable, but now I'm stubborn and I want to 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:30.640 show Barriano, who's yes, I'm. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:39.080 Shocked, angry, dismayed, displeasure, confuse the little big gassy, thanks 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:40.079 a lot, I feel your pain. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.080 Jokes, happy to take your three hundred. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:46.640 I genuinely surely, I mean, and they're upprising these resses enormously. 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:48.600 They're not buying that at wholesale. Surely some of that 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.559 extra cash can go to some service. 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:53.120 Well, some service, please please. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.720 And then you try and find a phone number. God 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.160 for being No, that's not think they'reteen twenty four to ten. 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:02.520 Let's do this online in few ruriating encounters. What's happened 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:06.000 the disasters that you've had where you've purchased something then 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:07.600 you're like, oh that doesn't fit, that's not right, and 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:10.840 you try to take it back whatever, No one there? 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.120 Okay, extor with this. For the bloke's perspective as well, 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:14.400 you probably them be like, what does applied? 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:14.640 Mate? 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:19.200 Well, we'll take that conversation off your hands. You don't 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:22.360 have to deal with it. Fellers shifted onto Novae twenty 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.560 four ten. That's the favor we're doing for you. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:27.640 Yeah, you're welcome. Have you so has this happened to you? 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:27.839 No? 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:30.559 But you've just reminded me of one of my high 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.959 school girlfriends who got married at a really small wedding 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:34.959 and her bridesmaid dresses didn't. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.240 Come on time. Oh my god. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:37.960 And do you think she could get in touch with 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:38.480 the company. 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:41.160 Absolutely not. It was like three days out from the 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:42.120 wedding and they hadn't come. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:46.000 I wasted a whole afternoon on this stupid dress, the 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:48.600 whole afternoon, and I've fixed my. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:51.439 God, shut up, put your dresses out for. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:57.079 Joes, I get it. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.600 Do you know how many episodes of The Rookie I 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:04.079 could have watched? Mind trying to find a bloody replacement? 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:06.160 I know, I know, But we have to move on. 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:13.360 We don't. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:16.840 What Jose, she's not sure yet. Let me decide what's 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:19.240 suit ale where on the day minutes before we leave? 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:20.640 Okay, perfect, I've got. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.120 To take it on the plane there, so yeah, I'll 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:23.920 decide Saturday morning. 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:28.079 All right then, Jody and loose lips. 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:38.480 Listening is important. Perhaps we need to continue some listening 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:42.400 exercises to make sure that we're having a two way conversation. Jody, Yeah, 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:43.360 read my lips. 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:44.679 Okay, I'm reading your lips. 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:45.600 Can you see what's happening? 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:46.839 Yeah? I'm focused in on them. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:49.440 What we've been doing is making sure that Jody not 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:53.280 just listens with her is, but listens with her eyes. Okay, 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:55.000 by looking at the words that are coming out of 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:55.440 my mouth. 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:55.760 Okay. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:55.960 Sure. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:14:00.160 So we put some noise canceling headphones on Jody and 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.719 then I give her a sentence, and she's going to 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.600 work out what I'm saying purely by looking at my lips. 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.360 It's got loose lips. Yeah, read my lips. Baby. All right, 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:09.160 let's get straight into them. I'm going to put the 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:12.400 noise canceling headphones up and on. Jody can't hear. 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.720 Anything, some real elevative ibs. 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:19.920 That's good, it's all about all right. First sentence, The 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:26.120 puppy licked my face again. The puppy licked my face. 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:27.960 The puppy licked my face. 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:31.640 Someone's getting good at this. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:34.200 Well done, char puppy. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:37.520 Absolutely not. I think it was said too, that crazy 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:42.600 one from one straight up. All right, noise canceling headphones 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:44.760 back up. Yep, let's see if we can continue this going. 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:45.720 Jody cannot hear a. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.040 Thing, dude, dun, dud. 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:49.800 Your face. 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:51.160 I'm gone straighting. 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:53.480 People say I'm a fun guy. 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.280 The pimple leaked into my eye. 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:03.360 Oh, we're not quite ready. People say I'm a fun guy. 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.880 Is that like people say I'm a fun guys in the. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:14.800 Must Guys, You're on fire and a big special shout 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.280 out to all my NBA friends who would be kawhilin fans. 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:21.960 I'm a phone guy, you know what I mean. 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.680 I obviously can't hear that, so I can't get the joke. 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:28.200 You're on fire, Josh, thank you, absolutely on fire. We 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:30.680 go again, last one, and let's see, for the first 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:32.800 time in the history of loose lips, we can make 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:36.080 it three from three. Noise canceling headphones are on and 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.200 up and Jody cannot hear a thing. Would you like 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:40.720 still or sparkling? 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:45.000 The car space said, would you like to do some parking? 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:53.240 Too bad? But no? Would you like still or sparkling? 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:59.360 Would you like to do some spanking? WHOA, Okay, let's 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:00.200 very forward of you. 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:02.000 Andrew, last time? 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:07.160 Would you like still or sparkling? 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:10.400 Just give it one more? One more more more? 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.200 Would you like still or sparkling? 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:15.280 Would you like to go horse riding? 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:18.920 Do you know we're not going to give up on 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:22.200 this because we want three from three. Are you ready? 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:30.440 Last time? Would you like still or sparkling? It looks 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:32.320 like would you like still or sparkling? 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.600 I swear to God it And would you like to 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:37.920 do some spanking? I can't know. I don't know what 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:39.320 was it? What was it? 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:43.479 The correct answer was would you like a still or sparkling? 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:51.360 No spanking involved? You wish jellyfish? Nothing? 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:53.320 Next minute? Joanie's bent over. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:58.560 Right now? Quite alarming. I feel like there's a lot 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:01.080 of South Australians who saw the news yesterday because it 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:04.120 made national news. The fact that you can get fine 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:06.920 a large amount of money for leaving your bins out 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:08.280 too long or not taking them in. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:13.240 So Charles Sturt Council has cautioned locals on eighteen occasions 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:15.680 for not bringing in their bins and they've sent out 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:19.960 twenty one fines of three hundred and twelve dollars fifty. 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:23.840 Three hundred and twelve dollars fifty Are you very much joking? Wow, 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:24.919 that's a lot of money. 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:26.479 That is so much money. 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:28.439 And I didn't even realize that was a thing that 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.240 there was like a time limit on when you had 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:31.840 to pull your bins in one dred percent. 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:33.600 So here's the thing as well a lot of people, 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:37.119 and it's quite a debate. Does it annoy you if 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:39.600 your neighbors leave the bin out too long? For me? 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:41.080 I couldn't care less. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:43.200 I think it's the tip of the iceberg in terms 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:46.800 of fines with bin management. So I think people who 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:48.080 park in front of your bins. 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:49.440 Ah, that's true. 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:52.200 The truck can't get to them. Yeah, they should be fined. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.320 Well, I always feel in a situation not that if 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:56.680 you do that and I'm driving the truck, frus scrape 0:17:56.720 --> 0:18:01.080 your car, I shouldn't have parked their muscles. Yeah, it's on. 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:02.920 You, that's so true. 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:06.040 I think people who put out the incorrect bins and 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:08.440 then subsequently I put out the wrong bins because I've 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.720 looked at all my neighbors and I've put the green 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:11.120 one out. 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:14.359 You should be fine, should be fine. 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:16.119 You should be fine for setting the stand because I 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:17.679 do the same thing. I'm like, I don't know what 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:21.320 bit it is. Oh, it's green. It turns out muscles 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.240 down the street. It just hasn't brought in his green 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:24.520 bin from two weeks ago. 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:27.760 Those people who can't differentiate what's recycling and what's not, 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:28.520 fine them. 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:30.119 Yeah, what do you reckon it's two hundred bucks. 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:31.440 That's not enough. 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:33.400 Undred fifty bucks. That's sort of fine. 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:34.399 That'll do, okay. 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:38.400