Speaker 1: Your father. He's on the money. Is sixty six forty
Speaker 1: a chance for us just to go a little bit
Speaker 1: more blue?
Speaker 2: Yeah, forbidden topics if you will.
Speaker 1: Because after seven o'clock you can't talk about stuff.
Speaker 2: We're going a straighten. It would be adults.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now for this particular conversation, it's all about special cuddles,
Speaker 1: and we're going to involve the whole team. Produced a
Speaker 1: flag and also produce Zoey.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A study has been done and they have revealed how
Speaker 1: many times per year the average adult has its special cuddles.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about us? Well, like
Speaker 1: those special special moment between mum and dad and love
Speaker 1: each other so much they have to express it physically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the passionate night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how many times? Well, let's just have a bit
Speaker 1: of a serve internal survey. What you think how many
Speaker 1: times do you think the average would be jokes? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean this is from someone yourself who.
Speaker 2: Can't get enough.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous, so you probably you probably blow this average out,
Speaker 1: probably like.
Speaker 4: In between working and getting up at four o'clock and
Speaker 4: all the children and keeping a house running.
Speaker 2: Mate, I'm a horned I get on me.
Speaker 1: You sound like my wife. It's like car let me
Speaker 1: go it late.
Speaker 4: Ye. So if you were going to basically average on
Speaker 4: my sample, which is the Audie household, I'd say a year, Yeah, Birthday's, anniversary, Easter,
Speaker 4: maybe some public holidays probably seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I can see yourself, Blacky Digre. The
Speaker 1: average amount per year for an adult is fifty four
Speaker 1: fifty four times a year.
Speaker 2: That's once a week.
Speaker 1: That's once a week. It's once in a little bit
Speaker 1: a week and a little bit. That's a little bit thought.
Speaker 1: It is a little bit every week, five me more times.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: All right? Should we go around the road?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Where do you want to start?
Speaker 4: Okay, well let's start with producer who's not in a relationship.
Speaker 2: Not now, not for a little while. So what would
Speaker 2: you say your average per year? Would be?
Speaker 5: My average per year?
Speaker 6: Way less than that because I'm single.
Speaker 2: All right, Well let's go this year. How many times
Speaker 2: have you had sex this year?
Speaker 1: This is your conversation, isn't maybe.
Speaker 2: We're in October?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not pretty maybe like twenty twenty times.
Speaker 1: Time with different people all at once.
Speaker 6: Maybe less than I don't know you put me on there.
Speaker 5: Maybe.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're single and that makes things complicated, producer
Speaker 1: flat in a beautiful relationship, engage engage, Yes, Laura, your
Speaker 1: beautiful partner is thirty, a little bit younger than me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit younger, yeah forty Yeah, okay, So this
Speaker 1: is where the average could blow out.
Speaker 7: Perhaps, I am so happy to say, for the first
Speaker 7: time in my life, I'm bag on average, an average.
Speaker 2: Look at you once a week, then once in a bit.
Speaker 7: And as Hazy said before, a little bit really does count.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice, isn't it. That's all right? Then, come on,
Speaker 2: big dog.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, you talk a big game.
Speaker 1: Because there's your averages. You've got Flak round about fifty plus,
Speaker 1: You've got Zoe somewhere twenty, and then you've got Jody
Speaker 1: Hazy minus fifty.
Speaker 5: To come with Jody and Hazy one.
Speaker 1: Night and they just clench the numbers. That's where they
Speaker 1: come from. Dear, isn't it all good? Who would have
Speaker 1: thought that three kids would be such a handbreak even
Speaker 1: I can work that out.
Speaker 2: Well, while we're doing this little naughty segment like trying
Speaker 2: to have sex with kids in the house.
Speaker 4: Come on, it's all other segment, I know, but like
Speaker 4: the women, especially the thought of a child bursting in.
Speaker 6: Old Yeah, well try doing the kid that's bursted in.
Speaker 1: Coming up before seven o'clock, you're going to hear this
Speaker 1: song classic from any Id from two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: When you hear it's you give Uscore thirteen and twenty
Speaker 1: four ten for exclusive twentieth birthday invites. Now, just imagine
Speaker 1: young Zoe busting in jodes. I have three kids, six
Speaker 1: year old, four year old and a one year old.
Speaker 1: Four is a really interesting age.
Speaker 4: It's a fun age because you sort of think you're
Speaker 4: out of the woods bit with two and three terrible twos,
Speaker 4: and then the threes, which is worse than the twos.
Speaker 4: And four you're like, okay, I got to start to
Speaker 4: reason with you now.
Speaker 1: But can you can you reason with the four year old?
Speaker 1: You're right on the edge, aren't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, my little four year old Lottie, he is full
Speaker 1: of a lot of personality sas we call it. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of sass. And she's also got a lot
Speaker 1: of love, like so much love. She wants to love everyone.
Speaker 1: She loves her brothers dearly. She wants to be the
Speaker 1: big sister slash mother to her little brother Sonny. Yes,
Speaker 1: and also is so in love with her cousin as well.
Speaker 1: It's actually really really cute. It's cute. Yesterday we had
Speaker 1: a bit of a tiff because I and can I
Speaker 1: be honest, I probably took her too far.
Speaker 2: Well, well, everyone's falling off their chairs.
Speaker 1: I tried to make her take a bath and it
Speaker 1: just did not go down too well. Okay, so one stage,
Speaker 1: when she's cracked it and jumped on the bed and
Speaker 1: I've tried to grab her and give them a bit
Speaker 1: of a hug, She's gone show kick me right in
Speaker 1: the mouth. That hurt at that hurt, heaps. Dad showed restraint.
Speaker 1: Good on your dad. He didn't react the blood that
Speaker 1: was sort of starting to form in the bottom lip.
Speaker 1: We just ignored that. And then I got something which
Speaker 1: was so much more powerful than any sort of physical
Speaker 1: blow I got from Lottie. You're not coming to my
Speaker 1: birthday anymore. I got uninvited to my four year old's birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, it's probably the first time ever, she said,
Speaker 1: and then she went through it in detail. Mom's going
Speaker 1: to be there, Sonny's going to be there. Henry's going
Speaker 1: to be there, Connor will be there, her little cousin
Speaker 1: and all my EOC friends. But you're not coming. And
Speaker 1: I said to her, and.
Speaker 2: This is where I this is where you should shut
Speaker 2: you out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is where I don't sort of do myself
Speaker 1: any favors, because then I sort of start to get
Speaker 1: argumentative and I say, well, I am coming because i'm
Speaker 1: your father, and an assass of a four year old
Speaker 1: to look at me and almost point the finger away
Speaker 1: and go, no, you're not You're not coming, and then
Speaker 1: strut off. Okay, uninvited to my four year old's birthday party.
Speaker 5: That hurts.
Speaker 1: It really hurt my soul as well, to which I
Speaker 1: think through all the tears in the anguish, I said
Speaker 1: to her, I will be coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would sit.
Speaker 1: In the corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And do you know what, Lottie didn't realize and you
Speaker 4: should have pointed out and I would have filed you.
Speaker 2: Who's going to bring all your presents? Then?
Speaker 1: Hundred percent? I said, I said, well, at one stage
Speaker 1: I said, well, I'm paying for it, so I'll be there.
Speaker 1: But that's incorrect. I think corresponding for it.
Speaker 4: That's nice that you think that you've got any monetary
Speaker 4: control in your home.
Speaker 2: You get an allowance from your wife, each and.
Speaker 1: Every one alarming as well, that's a lot. He's probably
Speaker 1: aware of that knowledge as well. And I realized just
Speaker 1: how much of an insignificant player I am within the household.
Speaker 4: And also she's looking at you, going as if Dad's
Speaker 4: going to came out to get my presence.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't know how obsessed I am with unicorns with
Speaker 1: rainbow mates exactly thirteen twenty four ten. What did you
Speaker 1: Toddler tell you? Gosh, they're confronting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can come out with things that can bruise
Speaker 4: your soul and hurt your heart and also make you go,
Speaker 4: oh my god.
Speaker 2: What did you say.
Speaker 1: Whether it's fire question? Yeah, some random feedback, perhaps some
Speaker 1: feedback about what you're wearing, exactly what sort of condition
Speaker 1: you're in at the moment.
Speaker 4: What you Toddler tell you is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 4: Gives called thirteen twenty fourten, and we will put you
Speaker 4: on the standby list for coldplay in Sydney.
Speaker 1: You've got a dangerous little toddler as well.
Speaker 2: Right now, she is a terrorist.
Speaker 1: I can imagine that Harp has been very busy in
Speaker 1: this sort of space.
Speaker 4: Well five, She was in the shower the other day
Speaker 4: and she said something to my husband that had him
Speaker 4: going retreating like Homo Simpson into a bush.
Speaker 1: Have you check you packed yourself? Absolutely?
Speaker 5: My really pictures. It is so time for it.
Speaker 1: Let's go girl, where my ladies.
Speaker 4: As oh man, Okay, Phil, you're dismissed. You don't have
Speaker 4: to take part in this conversation. Honestly, I know you.
Speaker 4: I know you will care about this as much as
Speaker 4: my husband did.
Speaker 2: All right, So I completely understand that.
Speaker 4: And I will preface this by saying I know it's
Speaker 4: the first world problem. I genuinely know, but I cannot
Speaker 4: help my level of annoyance over what's gone down the
Speaker 4: last week. Okay, we've got the Radio Awards on Saturday.
Speaker 4: You're invited, you're.
Speaker 2: Coming, You're nominated. That's the only reason I'm going to
Speaker 2: call my friends.
Speaker 4: And anyway, so with a big award where there's a
Speaker 4: red car.
Speaker 5: But you need a dress, right, So I spent.
Speaker 4: A ridiculous amount of time online trying to find a
Speaker 4: gown for the said radio awards on the weekend. Finally, eureka,
Speaker 4: I found one, and that was great, so I ordered that,
Speaker 4: and then finally, Eureka, again, I found another one. So
Speaker 4: I ordered that, and what do you know, Eureka, I
Speaker 4: found another one.
Speaker 1: You can't wear three dresses.
Speaker 4: I know, I know it, but I mean, listen, there's
Speaker 4: no shortage of functions that I have to go to,
Speaker 4: so these dresses won't.
Speaker 5: Go to waste.
Speaker 1: Are they all the same color?
Speaker 2: No, all different colors. There's a red, there's a purple,
Speaker 2: and there's an orange.
Speaker 1: I thought they were the same color, just different variations.
Speaker 1: Like Marge Simpson and she gets the Chanelle dress.
Speaker 4: Even on the Red Cabinet Saturday night, just in that
Speaker 4: pink dress with the black lining.
Speaker 5: Free fashioned anyway.
Speaker 4: So I my favorite was the orange, and I landed
Speaker 4: on the And it's a short dress and it's cute
Speaker 4: and it's like a bit of a statement piece.
Speaker 1: All right, guy, ladies and gentlemen. It is gorgeous, by
Speaker 1: the way. You must see it.
Speaker 5: You haven't even seen it, dickhead.
Speaker 4: And so it came in the mail except play paid express,
Speaker 4: and it arrived. Guess what, because of this stupid back
Speaker 4: that I've got that's really wide.
Speaker 5: I can't sip it up.
Speaker 4: I've got like some sort of weird swimmers back that
Speaker 4: nothing fits over. So I was like, oh god, I
Speaker 4: jumped online and long story short, because I know you
Speaker 4: borort already, but I tried to return it and swap
Speaker 4: it for something else expressly so I could have it
Speaker 4: for the most we can.
Speaker 5: And then do you think I could?
Speaker 4: Do you think there was an option to exchange for
Speaker 4: another dress, and then I ended up ordering a credit night,
Speaker 4: and then I couldn't print out the label, and then
Speaker 4: in the meantime there's that annoying little chat in the
Speaker 4: corner zo that's like Barriano Bunny.
Speaker 1: That's the name of the company, little paper clip, and
Speaker 1: was like, hey, nice dress.
Speaker 4: It's like, hey, darls, a Barriano Bunny will help you soon.
Speaker 2: No they won't.
Speaker 4: They won't help you for a good twelve to twenty
Speaker 4: four hours, thank you very much. So the upshot is
Speaker 4: I couldn't return the dress and now I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: to wear this frock that's too small for me on
Speaker 4: Saturday night.
Speaker 5: And I won't be able to breathe.
Speaker 2: Sure, I could wear one of the other I know,
Speaker 2: which are way.
Speaker 4: More comfortable, but now I'm stubborn and I want to
Speaker 4: show Barriano, who's yes, I'm.
Speaker 1: Shocked, angry, dismayed, displeasure, confuse the little big gassy, thanks
Speaker 1: a lot, I feel your pain.
Speaker 5: Jokes, happy to take your three hundred.
Speaker 6: I genuinely surely, I mean, and they're upprising these resses enormously.
Speaker 6: They're not buying that at wholesale. Surely some of that
Speaker 6: extra cash can go to some service.
Speaker 5: Well, some service, please please.
Speaker 4: And then you try and find a phone number. God
Speaker 4: for being No, that's not think they'reteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Let's do this online in few ruriating encounters. What's happened
Speaker 4: the disasters that you've had where you've purchased something then
Speaker 4: you're like, oh that doesn't fit, that's not right, and
Speaker 4: you try to take it back whatever, No one there?
Speaker 1: Okay, extor with this. For the bloke's perspective as well,
Speaker 1: you probably them be like, what does applied?
Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 1: Well, we'll take that conversation off your hands. You don't
Speaker 1: have to deal with it. Fellers shifted onto Novae twenty
Speaker 1: four ten. That's the favor we're doing for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome. Have you so has this happened to you?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: But you've just reminded me of one of my high
Speaker 6: school girlfriends who got married at a really small wedding
Speaker 6: and her bridesmaid dresses didn't.
Speaker 2: Come on time. Oh my god.
Speaker 6: And do you think she could get in touch with
Speaker 6: the company.
Speaker 5: Absolutely not. It was like three days out from the
Speaker 5: wedding and they hadn't come.
Speaker 4: I wasted a whole afternoon on this stupid dress, the
Speaker 4: whole afternoon, and I've fixed my.
Speaker 1: God, shut up, put your dresses out for.
Speaker 5: Joes, I get it.
Speaker 4: Do you know how many episodes of The Rookie I
Speaker 4: could have watched? Mind trying to find a bloody replacement?
Speaker 1: I know, I know, But we have to move on.
Speaker 4: We don't.
Speaker 1: What Jose, she's not sure yet. Let me decide what's
Speaker 1: suit ale where on the day minutes before we leave?
Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, I've got.
Speaker 1: To take it on the plane there, so yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: decide Saturday morning.
Speaker 5: All right then, Jody and loose lips.
Speaker 1: Listening is important. Perhaps we need to continue some listening
Speaker 1: exercises to make sure that we're having a two way conversation. Jody, Yeah,
Speaker 1: read my lips.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm reading your lips.
Speaker 1: Can you see what's happening?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm focused in on them.
Speaker 1: What we've been doing is making sure that Jody not
Speaker 1: just listens with her is, but listens with her eyes. Okay,
Speaker 1: by looking at the words that are coming out of
Speaker 1: my mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 1: So we put some noise canceling headphones on Jody and
Speaker 1: then I give her a sentence, and she's going to
Speaker 1: work out what I'm saying purely by looking at my lips.
Speaker 1: It's got loose lips. Yeah, read my lips. Baby. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get straight into them. I'm going to put the
Speaker 1: noise canceling headphones up and on. Jody can't hear.
Speaker 2: Anything, some real elevative ibs.
Speaker 1: That's good, it's all about all right. First sentence, The
Speaker 1: puppy licked my face again. The puppy licked my face.
Speaker 5: The puppy licked my face.
Speaker 1: Someone's getting good at this.
Speaker 5: Well done, char puppy.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I think it was said too, that crazy
Speaker 1: one from one straight up. All right, noise canceling headphones
Speaker 1: back up. Yep, let's see if we can continue this going.
Speaker 1: Jody cannot hear a.
Speaker 2: Thing, dude, dun, dud.
Speaker 1: Your face.
Speaker 5: I'm gone straighting.
Speaker 1: People say I'm a fun guy.
Speaker 2: The pimple leaked into my eye.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're not quite ready. People say I'm a fun guy.
Speaker 2: Is that like people say I'm a fun guys in the.
Speaker 1: Must Guys, You're on fire and a big special shout
Speaker 1: out to all my NBA friends who would be kawhilin fans.
Speaker 1: I'm a phone guy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I obviously can't hear that, so I can't get the joke.
Speaker 1: You're on fire, Josh, thank you, absolutely on fire. We
Speaker 1: go again, last one, and let's see, for the first
Speaker 1: time in the history of loose lips, we can make
Speaker 1: it three from three. Noise canceling headphones are on and
Speaker 1: up and Jody cannot hear a thing. Would you like
Speaker 1: still or sparkling?
Speaker 2: The car space said, would you like to do some parking?
Speaker 1: Too bad? But no? Would you like still or sparkling?
Speaker 4: Would you like to do some spanking? WHOA, Okay, let's
Speaker 4: very forward of you.
Speaker 5: Andrew, last time?
Speaker 1: Would you like still or sparkling?
Speaker 2: Just give it one more? One more more more?
Speaker 1: Would you like still or sparkling?
Speaker 2: Would you like to go horse riding?
Speaker 1: Do you know we're not going to give up on
Speaker 1: this because we want three from three. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Last time? Would you like still or sparkling? It looks
Speaker 1: like would you like still or sparkling?
Speaker 2: I swear to God it And would you like to
Speaker 2: do some spanking? I can't know. I don't know what
Speaker 2: was it? What was it?
Speaker 1: The correct answer was would you like a still or sparkling?
Speaker 1: No spanking involved? You wish jellyfish? Nothing?
Speaker 2: Next minute? Joanie's bent over.
Speaker 1: Right now? Quite alarming. I feel like there's a lot
Speaker 1: of South Australians who saw the news yesterday because it
Speaker 1: made national news. The fact that you can get fine
Speaker 1: a large amount of money for leaving your bins out
Speaker 1: too long or not taking them in.
Speaker 4: So Charles Sturt Council has cautioned locals on eighteen occasions
Speaker 4: for not bringing in their bins and they've sent out
Speaker 4: twenty one fines of three hundred and twelve dollars fifty.
Speaker 1: Three hundred and twelve dollars fifty Are you very much joking? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: That is so much money.
Speaker 4: And I didn't even realize that was a thing that
Speaker 4: there was like a time limit on when you had
Speaker 4: to pull your bins in one dred percent.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing as well a lot of people,
Speaker 1: and it's quite a debate. Does it annoy you if
Speaker 1: your neighbors leave the bin out too long? For me?
Speaker 1: I couldn't care less.
Speaker 4: I think it's the tip of the iceberg in terms
Speaker 4: of fines with bin management. So I think people who
Speaker 4: park in front of your bins.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's true.
Speaker 2: The truck can't get to them. Yeah, they should be fined.
Speaker 1: Well, I always feel in a situation not that if
Speaker 1: you do that and I'm driving the truck, frus scrape
Speaker 1: your car, I shouldn't have parked their muscles. Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 2: You, that's so true.
Speaker 4: I think people who put out the incorrect bins and
Speaker 4: then subsequently I put out the wrong bins because I've
Speaker 4: looked at all my neighbors and I've put the green
Speaker 4: one out.
Speaker 5: You should be fine, should be fine.
Speaker 1: You should be fine for setting the stand because I
Speaker 1: do the same thing. I'm like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: bit it is. Oh, it's green. It turns out muscles
Speaker 1: down the street. It just hasn't brought in his green
Speaker 1: bin from two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Those people who can't differentiate what's recycling and what's not,
Speaker 4: fine them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you reckon it's two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: That's not enough.
Speaker 1: Undred fifty bucks. That's sort of fine.
Speaker 2: That'll do, okay.
Speaker 1: What about taking it to the absolute next level? A fine?
Speaker 1: That's worthy. I'd say more than on hundreds, probably should
Speaker 1: be thousands. Produce a flat Can you just jump up
Speaker 1: to the microphone there?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 1: Can you tell us you take us through a particular
Speaker 1: bin habit of yours that you revealed to us this
Speaker 1: morning at around about five point thirty that quite literally
Speaker 1: shock my pants off. Well, I think this is fine.
Speaker 7: I think you'd find a lot of people do this
Speaker 7: when I'm walking the dogs and they do their business.
Speaker 1: Stop, don't I pick it up with the bag? So
Speaker 1: I'm doing the right thing.
Speaker 7: But I don't want to carry it, so I just
Speaker 7: put it in people's bins who have left their bins out.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, in a public space.
Speaker 1: I can use your bin.
Speaker 4: So wait, this is a very important detail. Have those
Speaker 4: bins been emptied already?
Speaker 1: I don't care. I told you put a muzzle on him,
Speaker 1: put him in jail, and put him in a straight jacket.
Speaker 1: It doesn't deserve freedom. It's a bin.
Speaker 2: You are disgusting because you know what happens.
Speaker 4: Your dog poo is at the bottom of someone's clean
Speaker 4: bines and they don't know, so then they put in
Speaker 4: the other rubbish pick it up from here, please, and.
Speaker 1: The rubbish goes, oh, what's this under my feet?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And what it is Because there's still a little bit
Speaker 1: of moisture in the pooh and the bag, it squishes
Speaker 1: right down flat, and then it sticks to the bottom
Speaker 1: of the bin. And then at some stage, because there's
Speaker 1: no sunshine getting in that bin at all, it stays
Speaker 1: moist for like months and months. At some stage due
Speaker 1: to the smell. That person who won't a bin has
Speaker 1: to fish that out. Yep, it's your dog poof.
Speaker 4: Fish that out and then get the hose and rinse
Speaker 4: out their bin. Because you couldn't be bothered, You couldn't
Speaker 4: be bothered to hold on to your own dog poop
Speaker 4: and take it home and deal with it in your.
Speaker 7: Situation, bring your bin in quicker A bin is there,
Speaker 7: it's on public property, it's on the it's on the
Speaker 7: nature strip that I can put dog poo in the bin.
Speaker 8: Well, okay, well, I'm sorry to say that. Anyone who
Speaker 8: lives on Main Road Corrimandal.
Speaker 1: Valley right now let's talk about what is fast becoming
Speaker 1: the most important person on the planet. I like the
Speaker 1: software harder swift. Probably Commercy didn't do as much as
Speaker 1: they thought it would, not as much as some of
Speaker 1: the other ones'.
Speaker 4: Stunningly kind of her best wasn't that she is being
Speaker 4: applauded because she's donated five million dollars defeating America, the
Speaker 4: support relief efforts, the laugh of hurricanes Helene and Milton
Speaker 4: good on your Taylor five million bucks.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not that much of an expense to it,
Speaker 1: but still five million dollars is huge in any circuit.
Speaker 4: You really wonder with some celebrities when they do charitable things,
Speaker 4: like they go to hospitals and visit six children, et cetera.
Speaker 4: But those cameras everywhere, you're like, oh, what your motivation?
Speaker 1: That's why when you hear stories I think it's Keanu
Speaker 1: Reeves and a few guys like that. You hear that
Speaker 1: he does these outrageous things behind the scenes and there's
Speaker 1: not a camera there for publicity true charity. The other
Speaker 1: thing is we don't tell people about and it's I
Speaker 1: need to pronounce philanthropy, yes, people.
Speaker 2: I almost want to give you.
Speaker 1: A harsh in such a week where words have been
Speaker 1: butchered sobiously. Philanthropy can also be a bit of a
Speaker 1: tax evasion, almost, can't you get tax right off?
Speaker 4: Yeah? It can be, But I don't think Taylor is
Speaker 4: like that. I think like, that's incredibly generous. Five million dollars,
Speaker 4: isn't it just wondering what was the last charitable donation
Speaker 4: that you might have made?
Speaker 1: Well, it's funny should say that, actually, because I actually
Speaker 1: donated to charity recently, did you yes? On my little
Speaker 1: trip to coals? I don't know if this is all
Speaker 1: the coals are just the one well end, And I
Speaker 1: think it's always harvest YEP to say you think I
Speaker 1: was like twenty two dollars twenty five? It says to you,
Speaker 1: do you want to round that up to twenty three
Speaker 1: dollars and donate seventy five cents? That I was harvest
Speaker 1: And I go, you better believe I do. And then
Speaker 1: and then this this aura like comes through. It's like
Speaker 1: this light comes through and I'm genuinely angelic just for
Speaker 1: a second. I'm like, Oh, they.
Speaker 4: Dim all the lights in coals, so it's just the
Speaker 4: spotlight on you. Yeah, and everyone from the deli department.
Speaker 4: They're just like, and the frozen food and the fruit
Speaker 4: and bed all come here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, guys, just playing my part a right,
Speaker 1: just what I do. I'm just trying to live my
Speaker 1: life as best I can and lead by example.
Speaker 2: Same things.
Speaker 4: The same thing in cotton on when you purchase a
Speaker 4: fifteen dollar T shirt and producers Zoe and I were
Speaker 4: talking about this and it was like, they're like, do
Speaker 4: you want to donate two dollars to whatever fund it
Speaker 4: may be to help the children. And then sometimes I'll
Speaker 4: buy a spring water as well. And then sometimes they're like,
Speaker 4: do you want to buy a three dollar charity bag?
Speaker 4: So that fifteen dollar T shirt cost me six thousand,
Speaker 4: nine hundred and forty eight dollars.
Speaker 6: And also I have fifteen hundred million tote bags.
Speaker 5: At home, So true, so many.
Speaker 6: Really, what can you do with collect I guess I know,
Speaker 6: feel good about yourself, pay yourself on the back for
Speaker 6: all the donations you make.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's incredible.
Speaker 1: Still you get the round of flaws that don't you Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do? You feel that are coming from above?
Speaker 6: All the sixteen year olds working are like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there she go. I want to be just like her.
Speaker 4: They all come from everywhere, the athletic department, Yeah, the
Speaker 4: bras and the underestpart on body.
Speaker 2: They're there, mate, They're all there, she.
Speaker 1: Goes mate, So Jody, such angels.
Speaker 8: Skipping into the sun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also got a chext from my husband the other
Speaker 4: day and it was a picture of a guy called
Speaker 4: Nathan on a bike and said, just FYI, if he
Speaker 4: reaches out to say thank you, we donated one hundred
Speaker 4: dollars to his leg go funding.
Speaker 1: What's his go funny thing? I don't know, So this
Speaker 1: is what we're discussing, like, we don't even know the details.
Speaker 1: He's like, thanks for the money. I get a full
Speaker 1: breakfast this morning. I'm going to the Fancies Cafe and tail.
Speaker 1: You're so charitable, Greg Goddy, Yes, I will have an
Speaker 1: extra hash browday. Fridays the best time of the week.
Speaker 1: Fitzy Friday, Good morning, Ryan, Fitzi, fitzger.
Speaker 8: Hazy, Jody, thank you very much for having me.
Speaker 4: Well, you you are employed to ostensibly talk about football,
Speaker 4: and football season's over, as you quite rightly pointed out.
Speaker 1: Hey, Fitzy, we can't wait. There's less than a week
Speaker 1: ago before a Nova's twentieth birthday party, and we're speaking
Speaker 1: to the man who I think we could probably say
Speaker 1: Homost single handedly put an overnight N.
Speaker 5: On the maps.
Speaker 8: Can I just say, I'm really excited about this? Can I?
Speaker 8: First of all? Can I come along? Am I?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, so because we've we've been using you as a
Speaker 1: carriage for weeks now.
Speaker 3: Ah, And it's kind of ironic because we're doing it.
Speaker 8: It is sky City.
Speaker 3: We're going to be at sky City, which is where
Speaker 3: I was an hour before we went on air getting home.
Speaker 8: So no, it is.
Speaker 3: It was an exciting time twenty years ago. I was
Speaker 3: not on the Breakfast show. I was the sports reporter, Hazy,
Speaker 3: what you were the show? Yes, American rosso were the
Speaker 3: first voices heard on Adelaide Nova, and then they threw
Speaker 3: to the Breakfast Show, which was Jules Schiller, Tony maclaire
Speaker 3: and J. D J.
Speaker 4: Hill.
Speaker 3: And then I came in and I read a sports
Speaker 3: report completely butchered it. And then I do remember our
Speaker 3: first NOVA event that we had was Fitzi's backyard Barbie,
Speaker 3: which was at a northern tavern and it was massive,
Speaker 3: like there would have been about one thousand people there.
Speaker 8: And you know, how I remember it.
Speaker 3: There was a wedding that was happening across the road
Speaker 3: from the over event, and one of our listeners decided
Speaker 3: to streak through the wedding completely naked. He got such
Speaker 3: a laugh and such a reaction that when he came back,
Speaker 3: everyone said, do it again. So he went to go
Speaker 3: do it again. Unfortunately the second time, the groomsmen were
Speaker 3: waiting for him, and one guy with his elbow completely
Speaker 3: cleaned this bloke up and broke the guy's.
Speaker 8: Nose, so he was laying on the ground.
Speaker 3: Stark as completely naked with a broken nose.
Speaker 1: That's good, And you're like, yes, this is a good
Speaker 1: radio stunt, Yes, this.
Speaker 8: Is better than naked seats at Mitsubishi. And it all
Speaker 8: started from there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And you know, I'm not ruling out next Thursday at
Speaker 4: the twentieth Birthday party that Hazy won't end up naked
Speaker 4: with a broken nose on the ground.
Speaker 3: Sure. I have heard a few rumors that Hazy can
Speaker 3: be persuaded to get onto the dance floor.
Speaker 8: Very easily at these nover events.
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's an opportunity to really let
Speaker 1: your hair down. FITSI and for you and for me,
Speaker 1: I'm going that way. When we don't have hair, then
Speaker 1: you've got to find a way to really express yourself.
Speaker 1: And if you have a couple of beers and you
Speaker 1: see a rafter, then hell, swing from it, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's a great place to learn about fellow employees.
Speaker 3: It's all about So now I'm really really looking forward
Speaker 3: to it. Actually, is Julian Silla going to be this
Speaker 3: is one of my original co.
Speaker 5: Host Yes, he's coming along.
Speaker 3: Great, awesome. Yeah, well we ended up that was a
Speaker 3: great one. We had a rat party that week as well.
Speaker 3: We ended up back at Leon Bner's house.
Speaker 8: It was huge.
Speaker 3: It was a It was a massive one. So I'm
Speaker 3: looking forward to it. I'll see you there next Thursday.
Speaker 4: What I thought you were going to say, then, well,
Speaker 4: yeah at the showing then well with jewels. So I'm
Speaker 4: looking forward to seeing that bloke and having a few words.
Speaker 8: Well yeah, it was definitely a big night.
Speaker 3: And when I got driven home by Jeremy Cordou, I
Speaker 3: thought this is getting to be weird.
Speaker 1: I think you should just go a conversation you think's
Speaker 1: got the text going through? Are we lately on? But
Speaker 1: I'm not going to We're not even going to go
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 2: I probably don't need to go to the text line
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 1: FITZI, we appreciate your time. We can't wait to catch
Speaker 1: up with you on Thursday night. It's going to be
Speaker 1: absolutely epic.
Speaker 8: Can't wait, guys,