WEBVTT - This Could Be The Most Unromantic Proposal Ever! 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:08.959 This podcast, I'd like to say, Happy National Radio Day. 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:11.119 It's our day, guys, it is our day. 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:15.280 Oh bit of course when you learn how to do it, mate, 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:16.680 let's celebrate it together. 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:20.080 Yes, learning not waste. Learning. 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:22.520 Not long ago, I think we spoke about the fact 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:26.079 that on air we've done more than ten thousand hours, 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:28.240 which makes you an expert on any topic. 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:29.080 The two of you. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:30.520 Boy, you would have done it as well. 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.440 I probably would have done been in a broadcast. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:33.800 Game for a long time. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.479 I think I think Kate told a story yesterday on 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:38.519 yesterday's show. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:39.680 That went for ten thousand hours. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:42.159 It may have been, may have. 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:43.919 Been, you know, and you know what. 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:45.920 Makes you an expert at storytelling? 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.360 To tuning in? I mean, they love it. They love 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.120 it when I draw things out. It's like chatting to 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.159 their mum. To celebrate the Jack and Jill on the 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:54.480 back verandah. 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.320 Jack and Jill, Mate, what do we doing to celebrate 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.600 National Radio Day? 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:59.200 Well, why don't we give away right now a pair 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:03.760 of cs This is Momentum five wireless headphones the person 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:07.600 it makes sense, Yeah, and they are the headphones of 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:11.840 the radio industry. One three, two four, one hour is 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.119 our number. Give us a call. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.080 Welcome once again to the broadcast. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:18.960 This is a Fitzy with friend Pad podcast. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:23.640 I want to talk about unromantic proposals and we have 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:27.319 this very grand idea of what a proposal should look like. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:29.680 I don't know whether Disney ruined that for all of us. 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:33.400 You know, there's a mad love affair and two people 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.120 who just cannot wait to spend the rest of their 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:41.160 lives together, so he drops to one knee proposals and 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.720 they get married and live happily ever after. It doesn't 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:45.720 always work like that. So if you had a really 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:49.800 average proposal, like oh, let's just get married, or was 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:53.120 there just agreason why you kind of had to or 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:54.360 didn't go to plan? 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:55.680 It's a conversation. 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:59.040 You hear a lot of stories of a conversation about 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.760 getting married and then the guy going, well do you 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:02.120 want to? 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:05.720 Yeah, that canpen it's not romantic. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:07.919 There needs to be a bit of there's a thought 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:10.600 process going into this, Gary, come on, yeah. 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.960 I think it can be often ruined too by a 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:17.400 lot of ring chat beforehand. I mean, I know that's important. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:18.840 So the guy has a bit of an idea if 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:21.359 he's to go shopping. The cut often you know, you 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.480 might be in the early stage of a relationship and 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.280 the girl might as you walk past the window and 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:29.400 go oh when you propose, I really like that one. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:30.000 That's pressure. 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:33.600 Well, it depends how much importance that the fiance or 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.520 the person may put on the rings. 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.560 Well, and didn't you shouldn't have You had some ring 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:41.320 chat because you bought a very expensive ring whip and 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:42.880 now she doesn't like it, Let's move on. 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:45.640 Absolutely not true. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.560 She is in love with she wants something else. 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.600 Gently reset is how I would put it. 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:56.919 I love it when people don't you like it? Or no, 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:01.639 my fings my finger is bigger. I just think, you know, 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:03.639 I want to move with the times. But isn't the 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.800 ring meant to represent the period of time you got married? Anyway? 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:09.919 This story is actually about Ricky Gervais and he's partner 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:14.320 of forty four years and they're chatting around like finally 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:18.120 now talking about tying the knot later this year, after 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:21.960 all that time. And it's for the most unromantic reason 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.880 because you ask Ricky and I'm not surprised that his 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.639 idea of marriage is like, why would we do it? 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:33.000 We are practically married in we've got everything, but the certificate. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.560 What on earth would we have a wedding force point. 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.560 So the reason why they are going to get married 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:44.000 is because when you die and he's got a lot 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:48.760 of cash, well they both do. When you die assets 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:52.800 left to your spouse or civil partner, provided they're living 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:57.960 in the UK, they are exempt from inheritance tax. So 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:02.360 I guess by being married then it's tax evasion. 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:04.520 So Jane can get the money if he is to 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:05.920 die without paying. 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:08.560 Tax, yeah, or if she dies he can get the 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:09.800 money without paying tax. 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:10.280 Yeah. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:15.160 Well I got a very good friends, Harry and Nina, 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:18.120 and Nina always she said, look, we don't need to 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.320 get married. I don't need marriage and I don't need 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:22.280 a certificate to say how much I love you. Right, 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:24.400 So they were never going to get married until he 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.880 got a job in la and to get his green 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.120 card and for her to live over there, she had 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:29.760 to marry him. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:33.600 Yeah, makes sense. So welcome to the show unromantic proposals. 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.560 Oh hi, I picked up my husband from Tallamarine. He'd 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:41.880 been back to England for his mother's funeral and he said, 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.680 before I left, I told Dad I was going to 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:46.839 I was going to propose to you. 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:48.240 So I drove all the. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.600 Way home from the airport and he never asked, And 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:55.320 then I went and bought my own engagement ringk are 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:56.000 you kidding me? 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:58.360 Are you still married? 0:04:59.320 --> 0:04:59.520 Yes? 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.960 Thirty there, so like you'd given you a shopping list. Now, 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.680 by the way, do that was he just exactly? 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:09.360 Was he just shying those shining those situations? 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:09.560 Sir? 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:10.960 He just got a bit awkward, did he? 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:12.560 Who knows? 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:16.480 I really don't know, but everyone in England he said 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.760 that we were going to get married when I when 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:22.440 he got back, but anyway, he didn't didn't ask me. 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.120 I just went interesting, isn't it. 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:25.680 Yeah? 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:28.160 He said they're going to get married, And so they 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:29.599 are going to get married. 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.000 Stacey, get involved here. What do you want to tell us? 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:36.200 Well, my husband was meant to propose the night before 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.400 we went out for dinner, but he chickened down. So 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:43.160 the night after we were just in the kitchen cooking sausages, 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.760 and he said, I think we should get married. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.200 That's hot, that's really hot. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:52.440 Can I ask what type of sausages? Stace? Can you remember? 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:56.200 Just be could have been chicken okay, pork. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.520 Okay, but he said yes by the sound of it. 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.360 Look I did, and it'll be twenty eight years. 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:06.039 Oh well, maybe that is the secret ingredient. You go 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.719 to all the efforts, you spend all the money, and 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.000 it becomes about that stuff and not that, you know, 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:12.440 the union of two people. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:14.599 That's the thing. He may have put the tongs down, 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:16.680 had a big hug, and then gone back to the 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:18.880 sausages and it's lasted twenty eight years. 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:22.240 This fitz Why podcast. 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:25.640 I just wanted to share something from this morning, and 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.320 I want to say to all the mums and dads 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:31.400 that might be listening, I'm just I'm here with you 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:35.000 when it comes to how hard it is to get 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:40.560 out the front door. It's sometimes impossible to get out 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:41.200 the front door. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:46.440 I'm hearing. It takes a lot of patience. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:48.479 Less we forget it is. 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:52.200 But it's not just that. It's not just it's life like. 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:56.200 No one's doing anything wrong, no one's committing a crime 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:58.920 or often trying not to make things hardy. Yes, one 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.360 of the kids might be a pain of them on 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:03.120 one day. They're not listening, but they're not listening. 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:04.800 And they're not following instruction. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.640 And just when you think, hey, we're gonna leave it 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.360 ten to eight, this morning for the school run. 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:11.000 It's impossible. 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:14.560 You do three false starts before you get out the 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:15.120 front door. 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.480 So today it hit teenageers yet. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.680 But at least then they might be able to do 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:22.240 a little bit of something for themselves. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.320 Oh no, you think that, You think you think that. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:30.040 As they grow, they learn more skills, They know the skills, 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.960 they can do the skills if there was like an armageddon, 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.280 but they refuse to do the skills. In our house, 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:39.160 we're always ready, We're always ready. And then I don't 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:42.880 know what happens in the last fifteen minutes. 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:46.080 Blur, isn't it? And time's gone, and you try and 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:47.400 work out why it fell apart. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:51.520 They sleep longer in teenage years. They get them up 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:55.320 and motivated. Like I felt like the not the world 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:56.920 was against me. But it got to a point this 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.240 morning where I just had to stop and laugh because 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.160 it had become so ridiculous. So I tried to find 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:04.760 the right pair of stockings for Francesca for school. Maybe 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:08.600 three times one didn't fit, the others had holes in them, 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:12.360 And then she thought it was really funny to put 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.680 both legs of the stocking on the one leg right. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.800 The ones with holes did you put them back in. 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:19.760 The drawer or did you put the draw because I 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.240 didn't know whether I was meant to keep them or not. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.080 So that was the challenge in itself, trying to work 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.640 that out. How many times do you have to say, 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.400 have you brushed your teeth and made your bed? It's 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.760 extraordinary and I just want to add something. And I 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:33.960 know that everyone goes through this, but today I just 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:36.559 if you are challenged in the morning, that I'm here 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.800 with you. This was probably the highlight, just when I 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.840 thought I'd nailed everything to get them ready right, and 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.679 I was helping get them in the car because Lisa 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:48.080 was going to drive them to school. My job was 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:50.840 to take al but the dog for a walk. I've 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.520 taken him out the front because I thought he might 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.760 need a WII. He's gone around the back of the 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:58.400 car and the driveway and he's done a pooh. Now 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.920 I didn't know that he'd done pooh. What he's then 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:05.880 done is he's dragged the lead because I was about 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:09.480 to take him out, He's dragged the lead through the poop. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:13.480 Now here, I am ready to go to the park 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.000 with the dog. I've done all the other stuff, and 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:17.800 I think I'm out the gate within seconds. 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.480 Here, I just stop down. I mean, I know you. 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.520 This is about the other parents, but you are amazed. 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:26.040 It's not about me, Cake, It's not about absolutely true. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.400 How you do it? Tommy dominations for Father of the 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:33.280 US day just. 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:36.160 Hit Tommy by all means. I mean, if there are 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.840 awards to be one, then please dominate. But it's not 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:40.480 about me and how great I am. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:41.160 It's not. 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:44.679 What fell apart in the next thirty seconds was something 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.760 I'll never forget. The dog is so big and strong 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:50.200 at the age of seven months, weighing in it close 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:53.680 to forty kilos. If the dog wants to run after 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.400 another dog, you can't hold the lead. So we have 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:59.280 a special lead that goes around your waist. Thought right, 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.079 So the lead goes around your waist and we're doing 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.760 a lot of training. Sophie runs off after another dog. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:06.320 I've got a little bag of food in my pocket, 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.440 and I go back to me, back to me, and 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.000 then I give him a snack and we keep walking. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:11.760 Well, you've got to give the snack to the dog. 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:14.160 Yes, I understand that You're right. Fits are got to 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.280 be careful because if they have mints in one pocket 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:19.200 and the dog snacks in the other don't confuse them 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:22.439 this morning though, not knowing what had gone on behind 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:26.000 the car, I then pick up the lead and step 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.319 into the lead like I'm hopping into a hula hoop 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.839 to put it around my waist with my white T 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:37.520 shirt on, and it's covered in so I'm now trying 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:40.320 to work out what that smell is while I'm waving 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:48.280 the kids. I knew it wasn't my breath. And then 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:51.440 because the dog was so excited about the kids leaving 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:53.439 and wanting to run around and say goodbye to them, 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:56.560 he's doing circle work around me. So I then look 0:10:56.679 --> 0:11:01.280 down and I've got a brown circle of woo around 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:02.359 my T shirt? 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:06.679 How do you do it every day? 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:07.400 Mate? 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:10.640 We can only just field in our arms and embrace 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:12.559 you to say thank you. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:16.760 No, you're hugging and you're nominating. I get all of that, 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:19.840 but I just want anyone else that's listening who has 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:21.600 had a morning where they thought, how do I get 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.120 out the front door? I'm here with you, mate, wrapped 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:28.760 in Pooh? What have come? 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:31.320 I credit to you? 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.920 This is yeah two ten? When did you find yourself 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:35.280 covered in Pooh? 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:40.760 Radio National? 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:42.959 Okay, give us a call. Look, they're all starting to 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:45.200 flood through now. Everyone seems to have found themselves. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:48.960 You make medals because with the needs one. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:52.920 This is a Fitzy with Friends Pat podcast. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:59.800 I would like to talk about witches come in particular. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.600 I know that there's a lot of people out there 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.160 losing their jobs, who are actually losing industries. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:06.480 But let me tell you this, Kate. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.720 The old witch industry is doing very well at the moment, 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:13.000 and I want to focus on a particular website that 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.040 you know about Etsy. 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.560 How is your caked? Is your cake tin arrived from Etsy? 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:18.800 Yet? 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.240 Then cost you thirty five dollars for the cake tin 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:23.280 and one hundred and fifty dollars for shipping? 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:23.880 Hey, you ever. 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:28.559 Rubbing that in? If it's not. No, it didn't arrive. 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.679 And my daughter turned twelve on Monday. I needed that 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.720 cake tin to make a horseshoe cake as requested. We 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.080 ended up having to go with a round one and 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:39.560 it hasn't arrived. And now I don't know whether it's 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:44.000 my inability to read emails or whether I've been scammed. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.839 Yeah, well, how's this this is? And you you are 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.920 the single one on the team, So this is self 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:55.959 styled Etsy Witches. People who offer witchcraft services online are 0:12:56.040 --> 0:13:01.920 selling spells, manifestations, and tarot readings, promising everything from good 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.120 weather on your wedding day to a new job or 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:05.880 even a small fortune. 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:07.920 But what I want you to do, Tommy? Can we 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:09.560 use your laptop? Pleasing Kate? 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:12.400 So can you go to eatsa type in which and 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.920 love and then Kate read out some of the things. 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:17.200 These are some of the spells that you can get, 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:22.160 Like it's make him obsessed with you spell and that 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:25.560 costs three dollars sixty eight whip to buy. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.800 We don't want to do that because I saw that 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.800 film Obsession and you know how that ended out up 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:31.520 for that guy. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:32.679 And what do you get? 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:36.199 Well, well, I think it depends how you do it. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:39.719 Uncharted depth love reading you can get that same hour, 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:43.840 same day, reconciliation and reconnect. I mean that sounds like 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:47.120 you're you're getting backwards. I don't know how to scroll. 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:49.760 Like this one's a good one, find your soulmate reading 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:51.320 extremely deep. 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:54.840 I could find some extremely deep love cleanly. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.319 Okay, So Tommy, can we maybe just click on one 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:58.640 of these? 0:13:59.080 --> 0:13:59.280 Kate? 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.880 How a what's budget? 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:02.320 Well? 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:04.120 What am I looking for What if I'm not looking 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.439 for love? What if I'm looking for a house and 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.080 then the hindland be nice? 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.520 What about just general good luck? Like is I mean, 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.280 what you're doing is putting a price on hope, aren't you? 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.760 But what's the difference between that and say lotto? I 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:20.440 mean the odds are so wild? Anyway? 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:23.040 How about this? What do they truly feel about you? 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.400 Avoidant to obsession? Love spell? 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:32.240 I love spell. That's make them fall in love with you? 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:36.320 I mean what about this one obsession? Yeah, like you said, 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:40.040 I will make him love you like crazy by that 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.000 spell for three dollars sixty eight. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.360 Maybe you'd need to do it on someone that didn't 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:45.520 know the spell was on them. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:46.960 Get your ex back spell? 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:51.600 Maybe you need to know as someone that didn't know, 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:53.560 Like if Tommy wasn't part of this, we could do 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.840 it on him and it would be like fall in 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:04.000 love with your mother in law. Spell a prayer, cameras 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.480 into Tommy's house with his mother in law and see 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:07.240 if anything happened. 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.680 That would be I wish you hadn't told about. Can 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:11.200 we get Ashton Kutcher involved? 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:14.040 Oh this is funny? Can we do this? This might 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:17.400 be quite funny for on air? Who is he soulmate 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:20.560 drawing and tarot reading? So you end up with a 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:24.120 get a watcher. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:26.680 Man looks like, yeah. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.480 Tell me nothing and I'll tell you everything. 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:31.120 I've got your money. 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:35.040 So obviously these shunks, i mean witches are making a 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:36.960 lot of They're making a lot of money on Etsy 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.080 at the moment, and I just think people are just 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:42.520 hanging onto this stuff. They need, they need answers in 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:45.440 their life, and I can understand why. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:48.000 You beautiful people. 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:51.480 Out there are spending their money on this kind of stuff. So, Tommy, 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:56.280 can we buy one of these? What we're doing, nothing's 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.560 going to work straight away, Kate. So what we might 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:02.680 do is buy it now and then we'll come back Monday. 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:05.800 To see and to meet the man of your dreams 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:07.560 the world. Can we do this? 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.120 Can we do the drawing one, Kate? Why do we 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:12.960 do the sketch and see what they come back with 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:14.040 and see what? 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.360 So many this is the thing with this stuff. We 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.640 laugh like I'd be like, oh that is so ridiculous, 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.960 And then you're on the website going that could be 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:24.200 a little bit of fun. 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:26.840 Tommy. Here's the plan, I reckon, Let's get the sketch 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:30.000 one done for the guy that cake the guys that's 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:33.080 out there that loves Kate and they don't know. And 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:36.480 then we'll put the sketch on the socials. Right and 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:37.280 if you look like. 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:41.760 We don't, we don't. We don't need these radio show. 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:44.080 This one. 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:47.360 Make them chase you again and your cake tin will 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:48.320 arrive this week. 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:55.320 No way, no way, it's all making sense. It's a 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:58.600 weird sub subcategory, but yeah, let's try it out. 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:01.760 See We're friend hate podcast. 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.119 This is a fitzy We're friend hate podcast. 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.000 I love birds, I love, I like, and I think 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:11.720 it was something that I mean. On my honeymoon, I 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:13.920 saw this amazing bird that flew up into the sky 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:15.400 and then tornado down to the. 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:16.760 Earth into the water. 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:20.760 No, it like stopped before it hit the ground. I'm amazing. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.280 And that's where my love of birds developed. 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:28.000 I just loved the sound of a cocky, A large 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:32.160 group of cockies in the area. I just I love 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.720 nothing more. Obviously I wouldn't want to live in that area. 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:37.000 But it's just the same. 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:40.800 They create a lot of damage though, like I like 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:45.200 seeing them, but they leave a path of destruction. This 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:47.800 is happening in Sydney at the moment. On the train line, 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:51.440 there was a woman she's actually a writer, Jackie Dent. 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:56.919 So she's heading to Central station in Sydney Town and 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:59.000 she she got she got on the train. I think 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:01.800 these are the details. She got on the train and 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:06.160 she was riding the train with two minor birds. So 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:09.200 she was worried in the train they were in the 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:15.320 work no, no, no, So they're in there, sitting on 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:18.560 the back of the of the seat. And I guess 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.119 if I saw birds on a train, I'd be worried 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.560 that they'd accidentally flown. I mean, there's nothing worse than 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:27.280 seeing a bird fly into a glass pane windows. So 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:31.800 these have found their way onto the train. I'm guessing 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:35.359 she's alarmed that maybe they're trapped. She gets off the 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:38.360 train and says to the man at the railway there's 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:41.360 a couple of birds trapped on that train, minor birds, 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:46.800 and he goes He goes, oh, well, that's not the 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.240 first time. So these birds are regular riders of the train. 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:56.320 How good they're. 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:55.200 Having a rest from flying. 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:57.480 Yes, they need to get to Chatswood. 0:18:57.520 --> 0:19:00.040 They feel like they're flying, wouldn't they Looking out the 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:01.520 window it'd be quite confusing. 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:05.320 Yeah, a bit disappointed they didn't get up for the 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:06.840