WEBVTT - Annie Knight - Cradle Snatcher 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:06.199 Get a was she here? Now, let's talk about adult entertainment. 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:09.240 Do you know what the one thing standing between me 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:15.480 and financial success is? Morals? Morals stupid Like here, I 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:18.239 am busting my gut trying to bring you a genius 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:22.000 new show. Meanwhile, there's birds out there on souper yachts, 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:25.400 funder by Tuco shots and who's getting the last laugh 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:28.760 here because they're all driving around Bugati's sure I can 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:31.200 take the high moral ground, but I'll be taking it 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:36.159 into Brina. But anyway, our next guest is controversial. Her 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:38.720 name is Annie Knight. Now some of you may have 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:41.680 been locking up your barely legal teenage boys from her 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:43.920 for some time, ever since she pulled that stunt in 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:47.680 schoolies with Bonnie Blue. But how did she end up here? 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:51.400 What's going on in her head? Anything? Why is she 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.040 doing this? Well, we're going to find out. I'm going 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.120 bush deep. Now. Most people know you from the schooly 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:04.160 stunt m hm as a cradles yeah, and also as 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.240 the bird he broke a bush banging a bunch of 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.720 blokes in like, how many minutes? Was it? 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:10.080 Six hours? 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:14.200 Six hours? But I want to get to know the reality, 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:17.679 which is why I'm here. So Annie, let's start at 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:19.800 the beginning. Where did you grow up? 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:21.680 I grew up in Melbourne? 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:26.119 In Melbourne, Oh yeah, where about I lived in Port 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.680 Melbourne for like the first eight years of my life 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:29.720 and then Glenaris. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.240 Okay, so you had like a normal upbringing. Did you 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:34.640 go to a religious school? I did. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:38.080 I went to a Catholic school, all girls from prep 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:38.840 to year twelve. 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:40.880 Okay, yeah, So. 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:44.200 Did you grow up with that like religious conditioning. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.800 A little bit? I feel like it wasn't. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.400 It was forced down our throat to a certain degree, 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:51.800 but it wasn't like like everyone was. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:54.400 Religious, but you didn't think you're going to help. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.640 No, and like you know, we didn't go to church 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:58.960 every Sunday, you know what I mean? 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.240 Yeah? Right, feel like I went to a more religious 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:05.120 school to be honest from Lutherans, but because you know 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.040 a lot of the nuns they get on the they 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.399 get on the wines, don't they. Did you have nuns 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:10.120 that we did? 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:12.040 No, we were part of We were like a few 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:15.400 eras after the nuns had sort of wrapped up, right, Okay, Teas. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:15.919 Yeah. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.359 When I said that I was going to interview you, 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:21.040 and I spoke to people, because you have quite a 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:25.120 fierce reputation out there. And then everyone I've spoken to 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:28.799 who knows you, they're like, Annie, she's so nice. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:31.279 Yeah, because I'm normal. 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:34.440 You like you're living a normal life, like here we 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:37.200 are at your joint right now by the billibong, Like 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.400 you're in an idyllic world, and yet you're living in 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:44.200 this full on world. So what I want to know 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:49.400 is what made you? What was the catalyst I'm losing 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.280 my questions. What was the catalyst that made you move 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:53.639 into only fans? 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:57.400 I was working in a job in Melbourne as a 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:00.320 marketing coordinator, and I was earning and I loved job, 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:02.760 but I was working my ass off yep. And I 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:04.720 was earning like sixty thousand dollars a year. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.160 Oh jeez, that wouldn't pay a mortgage nowadays. 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:09.240 I was living at home and I could still barely 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.680 afford to live yep. And I wanted to buy a 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.480 house and I just wanted more for myself. And it 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:16.400 just seemed like, what am I going to work the 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.560 next you know, forty years of my life slaving away 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:19.880 for someone else to get rich. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:21.040 Off of me essentially yep. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:22.480 Yeah, And I was like I don't want to do that, 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:24.919 so then I sort of started only fans as like 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.600 a bit of a side hustle to begin with. 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.080 What age were you when you did this? 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.320 I think I was twenty. 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:32.920 Three, twenty three, yeah, yep, yep. 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:37.840 And then I did that yep my school friends like 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.760 I was obviously older, but like small circles, private school 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.000 circles in Melbourne. Everyone sort of found out about it, 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:45.040 sort of whispering about it, so stop doing it, yep, 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.200 And then ended up moving to Brisbane for a job 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:50.840 started it back up again because I was like, well, 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.080 no one's around to talk shit about me up here. 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.760 Yeah, right, because you're in the social clique because you 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:58.320 went to a Catholic school in Melbourne. Yes, boy do 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.680 they love to feast on gossip, don't and all. 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:03.520 The boys' schools as well, So yeah, I felt like 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.680 detached from it all. So then I started it again, 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:08.640 and then I got fired from my job because they 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.200 found out about my only fans. 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:13.360 Really yeah, now, can I ask you when you started 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:16.320 only fans because I've done only fans before. 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:16.919 Oh. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:20.279 I did it as part of a well. I was 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.880 trying to run for Prime minister and I needed to 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.440 raise coin to try and unbugger the Koalas. 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:27.200 Okay. 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.159 So I wanted to raise quick coin, okay, and I 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.479 thought the best way of doing that was on only fans. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.040 So I actually set up a page. How'd it go? 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:38.880 Really fucking well? Really? Yes? I made twenty five grand 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.760 in ten days, no way, and I didn't even show 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:42.240 a nipple. 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:43.440 Wow. 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.960 So I started like it was soft that's great, yep. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.719 So I unbuggered the Koalas. But then I just left 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:53.120 the account dormant yep, thought nothing of it and checked 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.960 in a few months later, and there's two hundred and 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:56.520 fifty thousand dollars just sitting there. 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:57.120 Stop it. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:00.880 I'm not even joke. That's insane. So I understand where 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:04.960 you're coming from. But how did you start it? 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:05.120 Like? 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.640 Did you start softly softly? Or did you just go 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.600 full bush like straight from the get go. 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:11.880 I went in with the intention that I was going 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.640 to do like lingerie and bikini stuff. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.599 Yes, started that first, yes. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.200 And like just wasn't making the money. Like I was 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:22.279 making some money, but every single guy was like, I 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:23.760 want to see more. I want to see more. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:25.440 They want to see the pink bits, don't they? 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:27.440 Yeah, they want pink, and so it didn't. 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.920 It probably took a couple of weeks before I decided 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:30.960 to do nude content. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.760 And how did that, Like what went through your mind 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:35.480 to go, Yep, fuck it, I'm going to do it. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.359 I think like just that, I just have this like 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.760 thought process of like, you only live once and I don't, 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:42.400 and yeah, Okay, it could be a mistake, but it's 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.960 my mistake to make and it could pay off, and 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:46.440 I think it's worth it, and I'm ready to take 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:46.800 that risk. 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:48.160 So fuck it, I'm just going to do it. 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.520 And I understand that, Yeah, but I feel like a 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:54.839 lot of society doesn't know because the you know, the 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:56.440 morality police are out there. 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:57.080 Yeah. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:00.400 So have you ever had any altercations with anyone out 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.760 in public or has anyone had to go at you? 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.839 Or I haven't had it, Like, no one's had to 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:09.400 go but uh, and usually people are super respectful to me. 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:10.040 Yep. 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:13.000 But recently we had a situation where I was hanging 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:14.400 out with my fiance and our friends. 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:15.880 Yep, what are surf Live serving club? 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:17.400 And there were kids around and stuff, and there was 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.880 this drunk table of twenty year olds okay, and they 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:21.159 came over and they were like. 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:22.400 I'm a virgin, virgin. 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.119 They're just like screaming across this surf lives in club, 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:28.320 screaming virgin at me and like Annie Annie Night, like 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:31.560 just so loud and obnoxious, and that was sort of awkward. 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:32.440 We just had to leave. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:36.120 And how how do you feel when that happens? Like 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:40.280 there is is there a part of you that feels 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:43.599 like upset? Do you ever second guess what you've done? 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:47.799 Or are you like you doubled down? You're like, well, look, peasants, 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.760 you're in your bungalows that you're renting out the fucking 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.560 Western suburbs and here I am in utopia? 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:54.320 Is that? 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:55.680 Like? How do I think? 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:58.440 It doesn't bother me? It's more like I feel bad 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:58.919 for my friends. 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:00.760 When I'm with my friends, I'm like, I'm so sorry, 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:01.800 and they know it's not my fault. 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.479 They're angry at the people because it's not me, it's them. Yeah, 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.039 but I don't regret anything I've done. 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.320 It's like, if someone just chooses to act like that, 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.960 then this is more about them than it does about 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:11.880 me and what I've done. 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:14.440 I think, yeah, all right, they're in that lane and 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.120 they've got all the demons about it, but you don't know, 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.160 so you don't have any demons. 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:32.560 No, I have no regrets. 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:38.040 Now I've got to ask you about your fiance s Henry. 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:42.600 So when you've been engaged for how long? 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:44.520 Ten months? 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.280 And you met how long ago? Actually? 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:49.680 No, almost a year now. We've been engaged and we 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:53.000 met ten years ago. Ten years ago, yep, but we 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.880 started dating seven days before we got engaged. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:01.760 Fuck me, You're like Pamela and Tommy. So wait was 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:03.040 it just where'd you meet? 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.560 We met working at a pub in Melbourne when we 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:07.520 were eighteen years old. 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.480 Okay, so that was the initial meet cute and have 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.040 you did you stay like pimpals? 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:15.400 We we sort of were like friends with benefits for 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.360 a little while, okay, and then we just sort of 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.960 became friends. He had a few girlfriends and we just 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:23.040 became like best friends I think during COVID. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.880 Right, so it was friendships before? 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:25.440 Yeah? 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.880 Yeah? Right? Because were you in different states at that 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.040 point or were you. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:34.360 No, we were both in COVID lockdown together in Victoria. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:36.200 What brought you up to Queensland? 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:37.960 I mean the weather? 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:38.559 Yeah? 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:40.840 And then look at this, yes. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.079 I mean you've got a cane toad problem growing in here. 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:45.560 You've got like a thousand tadpoles and have to like 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:48.640 whatever though the weather though it is nice, isn't it? 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.720 So how did he what made him propose? How did 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:53.240 this all happen? 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.360 Okay, so we yeah, twenty twenty, We did COVID together, 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.800 best friends, have been best friends ever since. And then 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.040 he came out had a relationship last year or the 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.040 year before, and we just had like this amazing summer 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.960 together where we just spent every second together and it 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:09.920 just felt like we were in a relationship without being 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:10.720 in a relationship. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:11.079 Yep. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.320 And then we had a few conversations about the fact 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:15.200 we're going to be together, but it was too hard 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.560 with my work and he had he was working away 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.440 as well, and it was too hard. And then we 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.240 went on a trip to LA for my work and 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:25.280 he came with me, yep, and something clicked for him 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.240 on that trip where he just sort of went, I'm 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.160 in love with this woman and I want to be 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:30.600 with her. 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:34.439 And Rachel and Chandler and Mornica. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.040 Yeah exactly, and then so he yeah, he asked me 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.240 to be his girlfriend, and I said yes, and then 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:41.720 I guess at that point he was like, well, now 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.120 I know I want to be with you forever, so 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:44.439 we'll just get engaged as well. 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.959 So a week later he proposed in. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:51.280 La at one of the nice restaurants I think Spargo. 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:54.160 It's okay, yep, yeah, did he do one me? Or 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.760 did he do it? Did he got down on his knee? Yeah? 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:58.080 But he said something so silly. 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:00.560 I think he said, would you do the honor of 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.640 being your silly mother motherfucker for life or something? 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.559 Or what a poet? What a poet? 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.880 It's so funny. Oh my god, I just can't so Henry. 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:14.680 Though, right, So Henry, now, how does he feel about 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:15.440 your work? 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.360 He has always been supportive of it. He was there 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:22.640 from the starting, not jealous. I think that sort of 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.160 came when we got engaged, because we had gone from 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.880 friends to being engaged so quickly. There's a lot of 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.280 things that changed between us, yes, and I think it 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:30.679 took us. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:32.280 A while to adapt to that. So he did. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.520 We did find that when I was collabing with guys, 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.319 he was starting to get a bit jealous, which is normal. Yeah, 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:39.600 And the key was communication. And so he told me that, 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:41.120 and I was like, right, well, I won't do it, 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:44.559 like that's that's easy. I've got thousands of videos. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:44.600 On my page. 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:47.480 I really don't need to be doing this anymore. And 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.760 so yeah, now it's like it's easy if if I 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:52.280 do have a collab, yep, it's just about being really 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.120 open with him and say I've got this on. He 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:56.559 likes it better if I'm doing it with like a friend. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:59.560 Like Lily Phillips. We did some videos together. Yeah, and 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:00.480 then you know, we have. 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.600 An open, honest conversation about it, tells me what he's 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.120 okay with, what he's not okay with, and then that's it. 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.839 All right. Now let's get into this bit because this 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:12.480 fascinates me. So a collab with a dude, so that up, 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:14.960 that does upset him a little bit, but you communicate 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:19.240 about it. So how many subscribers do you have. 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.120 At the moment, I've got fifteen thousand. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:24.760 And how much do they pay for the privilege? 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.920 Well, the subscription price is fourteen ninety nine, but I 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:30.640 often have like sales on and stuff like that. 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.760 Yeah, okay, so and that's you where stallars. Yeah, so 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.559 at the moment, that's like twenty twenty two bucks. Yep. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:41.880 By how many fifteen thousands? Yeah, can anyone do the 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:45.480 math on that fifteen thousand? It's a lot for the money. 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:49.000 That's a lot of money, and that's per month. Yeah okay, 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:51.720 And plus you've got video pay walls inside as. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:53.800 Well and customs and all that kind of And. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.320 Is that where you make most of the mueller the Yeah, 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.760 a third of my monthly earnings comes from subscriptions and 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:03.360 is from like tips and messages and custom videos and 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:04.000 stuff like that. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.640 Yeah, okay, what sort of stuff do they ask you 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:06.960 to do? 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:10.800 I mean, on the rogue end of things, I've how 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.000 a guy want me to pretend to be his mother 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.120 and yeah I said no to that. 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.800 Yep. On the normal side of things, it's like that's 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:21.520 fucked up? Was he from Tazzy? All right? Because they 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:21.920 like that? 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.160 And then yeah, on the normal side of things, it's 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.400 like just a video playing with myself and saying their 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:28.120 name in it, like they really want me to say 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:29.080 their name in the video. 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:33.480 And yeah, Now, when you say you collab with other dudes, 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:39.959 like so sometimes you shoot video content with other dudes 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:45.360 and then so you're just making money from people wanting 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:46.800 to watch that? Is that how it? 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.120 Yeah? So I'll collab with a guy and then he 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:51.480 has a page. 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.280 As well, usually yep, and then we both sat it 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:55.280 on our pages and then yeah, we make money from that. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:58.000 We'll promote it online. So people go, I want to 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:00.280 watch that, go to our pages, and then pay for 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:00.640 the video. 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:02.440 Okay, So I like him, I like her, I'm going 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.920 to watch that. Yeah all right. So the thing that 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:09.000 took you to infamy was the schooly stunt. That was 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:10.959 one of the things. Ye, So that was with who 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:12.120 was that with Bonnie Blue? 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:12.640 Bonny Blue? 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:14.760 Yeah? Do you still talk? No? 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:14.960 No? 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.240 So what was the drama there? 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:19.160 Long story short? 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:21.480 She just did wrong by me and I just realized 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:25.320 she was not a very nice person, right and I yeah. 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:25.600 That was it. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:29.199 Okay, that's fair. Yeah, well everyone speaks to likes you, 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:33.040 so that checks out. Now. The other stunt was the 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.360 how many was it? Five hundred and eighty three. 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:36.360 In six hours? Yeah? 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:40.960 In six hours, So six hours is three hundred and 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:44.880 sixty minutes, is that right? Yeah, that's right, three hundred 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.440 and sixty minutes. There's five hundred and eighty three, so 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:48.839 they don't even get a minute. 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:50.959 Each, no, Yeah, it was like thirty forty seconds each. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:55.880 I think thirty forty seconds each. Now, can we have 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.760 a bit of a game, like a bit of a 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.400 role play game? So I'll play it out and I 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:04.280 want you to explain because people are like it. Honestly. 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:08.079 People are fascinated, like how you manage this? 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:08.600 Okay? 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:10.640 Okay? So I'm going to move my chair okay, and 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:15.640 I'm going to pull in the bench seat. I'm anny Okay. Now, 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.040 first of all, ye, so you're in a room yep. 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:22.120 Now do you like starfish? Like you just starfish? No? 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.440 So I have to say that, do you know what 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:25.160 a fluffer is? 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:27.600 Now? This is what I want to know? So do 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:29.600 you have security and a fluffer? I had? 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:31.640 I had like twelve people there on the day. 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:32.200 Yeah. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.800 Security. I tried to get a fluffer. 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.280 She bailed on me last minute, so I had to 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:39.640 be my own fluffer, which was the hardest part. 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:42.840 Are you kidding? So you're playing two roles? Yeah? Because 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:45.360 in comedy Land, when I do a show, I have 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.800 an opening act, and I figured you'd have an opening 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:50.200 act as well, which is the fluff. And they wore 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:52.880 them up, yes, because they need to be ready because 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:54.720 they've only got thirty seconds exactly. 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.360 So that's that's where we run into some problems. But 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.240 it ended up going pretty well. It just meant that 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:03.560 I had to be surrounded by guys whilst, you know, 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:05.520 there was one guy inside me. And then it's like, okay, 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.280 I'm getting other people ready with my hands on. 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:10.280 My wait wait, wait, hang on, let's work this out. 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:11.280 So he says, yeah, I would. 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:11.880 I moved around. 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.160 We'll start, Yeah, we'll start on your back. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:15.920 Okay, we're on our back, all right. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:21.240 And then yep, you've got one guy here, yeah, after 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:22.160 with one hand. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:22.320 All right? 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:24.240 Is he ugly or is he kind of already got 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:25.960 ski masks on? So you don't really know. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.320 I was gonna ask you that because I was worried 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:31.480 about looking at their face and just go look well, 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:32.000 I mean. 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.560 Yeah, that's the thing. 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:34.480 It made it kind of like anonymous because I couldn't 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.479 see their face, so it was kind of like ski masks. 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.280 So yeah, like Bella Clav's like they're robbing you. 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:43.320 Yes, but they were pink. I got pink one, so 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:45.760 it kind of looked like pink thing is. Yes, it 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:47.160 was kind of funny for you, it was. 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:49.000 Yeah, it made it a little bit more lighthearted because 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:49.800 if they're wearing black. 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.320 I'd be a bit scared because that's like a robber. 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:56.200 Well yeah, yeah, it kind of creates fear, but thank 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:57.680 god you're not looking at their face. 0:15:57.880 --> 0:15:58.080 Yeah. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:15:59.680 No, okay, so they're anonymous. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:01.320 Yeah, all right, so you're here. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:05.920 Now, you got your double parted, yes, okay, double parked. 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:07.680 And then you've got one bit. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:08.960 You've got someone there. 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.480 Someone in between your legs that is actually doing the deed, 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:13.960 doing that, but only thirty seconds, but only thirty seconds. 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:14.960 And I've got someone on. 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:18.120 A timer like Laurie Lawrence. Do you remember Kieren Perkins 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:23.600 coach Lauri Lawrence? You know Kieren Perkins? Fuck them all? No, okay, 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.120 so you got someone with stop Watch. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:27.600 You've got my friends on the stop Watch. Yep, he's 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:28.360 timing each guy. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:31.520 When each guy's got down to thirty seconds, he's like, okay, next. 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:32.280 Next, that's right. 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:33.600 So then, so you've got two on each. 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:35.720 You're also using a mouth, so you're kind of like 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.240