Speaker 1: Get your.
Speaker 2: Adelaides. Greetings and welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 3: We're currently on holidays and we're just living it up
Speaker 3: in oil your com in Russia. What's oil in your com?
Speaker 2: You ask?
Speaker 3: Well, it's winter average temperature. It's the coldest permanently inhabited
Speaker 3: settlement on Earth. A bit chilly from though.
Speaker 1: Do I need to pack a jumper back too?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: I think as my mum Colleen would say, yes, pack
Speaker 5: a jumper. It gets a bit chilly at night.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit chilly OI.
Speaker 5: Your com you know where else it gets frosty. On
Speaker 5: the sidelines of ten year old netble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not yet to make that trip.
Speaker 5: Not netble, that's ten years old. It's like ten year
Speaker 5: olds playing netble.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah, So I'm yet to
Speaker 3: make that trip. My daughter is almost three, but she
Speaker 3: decides to play netple.
Speaker 2: I'm actually looking forward to it.
Speaker 5: You actually would have copped the worst of it out
Speaker 5: there at the Ponderosa when you played football for centrals
Speaker 5: that ain't got nothing things on the sidelines of netball,
Speaker 5: are you sure? Oh?
Speaker 3: It gets one of my first weeks my house mate
Speaker 3: he was playing at the time. I had a bit
Speaker 3: of a scuffle with a port Adai player on the
Speaker 3: side and a port Adelaide supporter reached over and punched him.
Speaker 2: In the side of the head. Works at ten year
Speaker 2: old netball.
Speaker 5: No, it doesn't get physical ten year old netball, But
Speaker 5: my goodness, some of the foodback can be brutal. Okay, hey, hazy,
Speaker 5: can you remember the days like when you'd wake up
Speaker 5: on a Saturday morning and you just like get up,
Speaker 5: have a coffee, casually, read the paper, maybe have some
Speaker 5: poached eggs on toast, or go for.
Speaker 1: A little stroll with the dog. Can you remember that?
Speaker 6: No? I can't remember. It's such a distant memory.
Speaker 7: I no.
Speaker 1: Do you know why? Because school sport?
Speaker 6: See I'm not a school sport.
Speaker 4: Yes, Jesus, your life's about to get infinitely worse.
Speaker 3: I've got two kids that come in from about six
Speaker 3: am and just climb all over top of them, which
Speaker 3: is really really lovely, and they won't ice cream for breakfast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's about negotiating them out of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So now in the Addy household on a Saturday morning,
Speaker 5: it's just a whirlwind of where's my jumper? I can't
Speaker 5: find my shoes and need oranges? Who's got the snakes, Harper,
Speaker 5: Have you got your have you got your scooter?
Speaker 6: Teenagers?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sort of vibe.
Speaker 5: So we basically have to be in the car by
Speaker 5: about quarter to eight at the courts down at It's
Speaker 5: a park there, and I know it's changed its name,
Speaker 5: but it will forever be it's a park. Yeah whatever,
Speaker 5: So we have to be there by quarter past eight,
Speaker 5: and then we're there for two games of netball in
Speaker 5: the freezing cold. That's Saturday mornings now, my friend. But
Speaker 5: it's also very entertaining watching the girls play. And I'm
Speaker 5: so competitive, Like I try to keep my mouth shut
Speaker 5: as much as I can, but I get so invested
Speaker 5: in like a game of nine year olds playing netball?
Speaker 1: Isn't that ridiculous?
Speaker 3: I can understand it, but you'd want to keep your
Speaker 3: mouth shut across the line.
Speaker 1: Actually you're not allowed to say anything anymore.
Speaker 6: Which makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: It does because you've got kids.
Speaker 5: I'm hiring other kids basically, so just you know, parents
Speaker 5: pull your heads in and you start to get a
Speaker 5: bit narky. And we were watching one of the girls
Speaker 5: games on Saturday morning and the goalkeeper went up.
Speaker 1: For a ball quite spectacularly.
Speaker 5: She got a bit of height and came down hard,
Speaker 5: came down hard on the ash felt on her shoulder
Speaker 5: and it just like you know when you hit the
Speaker 5: ash belt and it was like thud.
Speaker 1: It was a big it was a big fall.
Speaker 6: Just one of those moments where straight away, collective.
Speaker 1: Everyone goes oo oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: That was the consensus from everyone but her dad, who
Speaker 5: was scoring over the other side of the court, and
Speaker 5: all the other parents just hear him yell out, just.
Speaker 1: Give it a rup. Were right.
Speaker 4: We are in dislocation territory here.
Speaker 6: Hopefully in that process it falls into place.
Speaker 5: And so my husband tends to meet Gregory and he goes,
Speaker 5: He looks me, he goes, what is he?
Speaker 1: The port adelaide doctor.
Speaker 6: Joe's loving friendship in strange places? How good?
Speaker 4: Sometimes it comes out of nowhere, goes bang, I'm your friend.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 6: You don't know, it has no timing, it doesn't know
Speaker 6: the rules.
Speaker 5: The universe dictates it to you. You've got no choice
Speaker 5: in who you become friends with.
Speaker 6: So true, well done. What about this?
Speaker 3: A gunman in Manhattan Beach was driving his victim to
Speaker 3: an ATM machine, and in the process of robbing him,
Speaker 3: the two became friends of course at night. It's your
Speaker 3: predictable friendship story.
Speaker 4: Give me all your money and become my BFF.
Speaker 3: During the robbery, the robber was very apologetic and told
Speaker 3: the victim he had bills to pay. The victim was
Speaker 3: understanding of this, and after a successful robbie, the man
Speaker 3: drove the victim back home and the two made plans
Speaker 3: to reconnect some days. Shall we do this again? You
Speaker 3: rob me next time? I can connect with this story?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 3: Why two thousand and eight, And I've gotta be very
Speaker 3: careful when I retell this story, so I'll probably leave
Speaker 3: some details out. Okay, two thousand and eights after a
Speaker 3: little premiership dinner.
Speaker 6: It's had a really successful time there for a little
Speaker 6: bit for the Central District footy.
Speaker 1: Club mentioned by you.
Speaker 6: What do you want to go through it?
Speaker 5: Three whole premierships, that's the joke.
Speaker 3: So during the night out, so I became entangled. I
Speaker 3: had a bit of an argument with a stranger and
Speaker 3: we let's just say we had a good, proper argument
Speaker 3: to the point where I felt bad and I came
Speaker 3: back to the place where we had such physical argument
Speaker 3: and that person was still there, and.
Speaker 4: Hang on, did you did you nearly get in a
Speaker 4: punch on.
Speaker 2: Did you get nearly?
Speaker 6: Let's go near that's fine.
Speaker 3: And I came back and he was he was still there,
Speaker 3: and then I apologized and then we end up genuinely
Speaker 3: betting friends. Yes, for about two hours we sat there
Speaker 3: and we genuinely nutted it out, really and by the
Speaker 3: end of it, I did actually give him a little
Speaker 3: bit of money as well. And this, well, yeah, so,
Speaker 3: but I can connect with the story because it was
Speaker 3: two bugs. That's and I don't know if this is
Speaker 3: a bloke thing, particularly back in the day, where if
Speaker 3: you have an argument or even if it gets physical,
Speaker 3: you can quickly work it out.
Speaker 4: Why did you give him money?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think if there was anything you need to be
Speaker 3: covered in terms of medical bills and things like that, I.
Speaker 6: Don't have one hundred bucks for cover it. But I
Speaker 6: do remember as well.
Speaker 3: And I was thinking about the story this morning and
Speaker 3: the last sort of detail because of details blurry, where
Speaker 3: so I needed to sort of cover myself a little
Speaker 3: bit in case you could come back and hit me
Speaker 3: in the face. And then he said, what football come
Speaker 3: he made for? And here we go. This will give
Speaker 3: it away because then he will do some research, and
Speaker 3: I went, I'll play for Norwid genuine true story, and
Speaker 3: then he said, I love Norwid nor It's my club
Speaker 3: and I'm not kidding. He goes, let's sing love song together,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I'm done here, I play, They're done,
Speaker 3: and I got him. I don't know the words. I
Speaker 3: don't know the words right, so.
Speaker 6: There you go.
Speaker 3: And then he completely didn't buy that. It's two thousand
Speaker 3: and eight and Nord really had a purple patch after that.
Speaker 6: Two thousand and eight. I think they had a bit
Speaker 6: of a rough season. I was like, oh, we never win,
Speaker 6: so I don't know the words. He didn't buy.
Speaker 3: It, and there's me and him just looking at each
Speaker 3: other waiting for someone to pick it up.
Speaker 6: The legs.
Speaker 4: You've told some weird stories on this show, but that takes.
Speaker 3: The came I'm not liable for this story as well.
Speaker 3: It may or may not be true. Does that cover me? Na,
Speaker 3: there's a bloke. There's a bloke who may or may
Speaker 3: have got hit back in the day. Who's looking at me?
Speaker 3: Is he listening to this right now?
Speaker 6: Going? I knew it.
Speaker 3: I knew he didn't play the norms.
Speaker 2: And when I say monster I mean the Luckness Monster.
Speaker 3: The search is on a big old search, like a
Speaker 3: worldwide search to try and see if NeSSI is in
Speaker 3: fact real and has been a bit of an updates
Speaker 3: when monster hunters have heard noises they hope come from
Speaker 3: the fabled beast during the biggest search in the Scottish
Speaker 3: like this has been the bigger search in fifty years.
Speaker 1: But why now does someone there has there been a spotting?
Speaker 5: Why now have they gone let's just launch this massive undertaking?
Speaker 6: Why anything?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 6: Do you know what I mean? If not now, then when.
Speaker 1: Good answer.
Speaker 6: It's a really really intricate question from you. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: it blows my mind.
Speaker 8: It's just the whole premise of the story.
Speaker 1: But anyway, go on.
Speaker 3: Then one enthusias picked up mystery sounds while dangling a
Speaker 3: hydrophone and underwater microphone into the lake from a boat.
Speaker 3: He said, when we were testing the equipment, we heard
Speaker 3: four distinctive noises.
Speaker 6: And guess what I've actually got the audio?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 6: So this is the audio that they've.
Speaker 3: Picked up in the lake when they're trying to find
Speaker 3: this big old mythical potentially ancient monster.
Speaker 6: Have a listen. It's kind of weird. Oh my god,
Speaker 6: is that's strange.
Speaker 1: Almost sounds like someone's talking in the background.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know. So let's just doesn't do it once
Speaker 6: more time. Wow.
Speaker 3: So this is where it gets really really strange. So
Speaker 3: we've got a sound guy here by the name of Todd,
Speaker 3: who is just.
Speaker 6: The best of the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's very good.
Speaker 3: And we gave this audiotor Todd, and we said, Todd,
Speaker 3: do you think get rid of the background noises, get
Speaker 3: rid of the water noises, enhance that particular noise which
Speaker 3: kind of sounds like a human is there's something you
Speaker 3: can do to help us out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, unravel one of the greatest mythical mysteries in the
Speaker 5: universe to And I.
Speaker 3: Think Todd's onto something. I think he might have solved
Speaker 3: this mini mystery in itself. So this is what he
Speaker 3: came back with.
Speaker 9: It was a false false alarm ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: It was just a discrintled crows boy, have you a
Speaker 3: bit of a swim and the lot mass. It was a.
Speaker 1: Well god to mystery.
Speaker 4: Sol.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what chades al Halal their recruiting world.
Speaker 5: The Minute probably got the biggest soccer name on the planet.
Speaker 5: His name is named my junior, and he was playing
Speaker 5: at Paris Saint Germain and he got transferred to the
Speaker 5: Saudi Pro League Al Hallal. I guess how we got there?
Speaker 2: I mean probably via Jetstar.
Speaker 1: On a private Boeing seven four seven jet.
Speaker 5: But the thing about this jet is it's been gutted
Speaker 5: of the four hundred or whatever seats that were on
Speaker 5: board to trans for all these people, and it has
Speaker 5: been replaced with just some extraordinary stuff just.
Speaker 2: In case Namar I wanted to play tennis while he
Speaker 2: was traveling.
Speaker 1: Well, exactly right.
Speaker 5: It's got executive lounges, conference rooms, dining halls, royal lounges,
Speaker 5: private offices, and cozy bedrooms.
Speaker 4: What about that if you don't mind far out.
Speaker 2: And how incredibly unnecessary. I know, I just get their mate.
Speaker 1: And people are like super trickered.
Speaker 5: So people are like posting stuff saying, here's me having
Speaker 5: my Cotono sugar with a soggy paper straw, trying to
Speaker 5: save the planet and Namar not really interested in offsetting
Speaker 5: the carbon. But it is true though, like people, this
Speaker 5: just seems completely extreme. The seven four to seven jet
Speaker 5: is worth five hundred million dollars. He's getting paid one
Speaker 5: hundred million dollars just to go and play a season
Speaker 5: over there. Yes.
Speaker 2: Do you know what else as well?
Speaker 3: Every time that Namar posts something about Saudi Arabia, five
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars per post and as a little emotional yeah,
Speaker 3: to get me on social media.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's put one up already.
Speaker 5: There was one of him arriving on said Jesh, and
Speaker 5: he's just outside the plane with the Al Haalal scarf
Speaker 5: around his neck. Oh, cheting five hundred thousand dollars. If
Speaker 5: you don't know it, Yeah, it's not bad at all
Speaker 5: if you can get it. Got us thinking, and here,
Speaker 5: what's the fanciest transportation you've ever been on?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I did a V eight hot lap?
Speaker 1: Who was the driver?
Speaker 3: It was antine deeper squally Yeah, and I reckon it
Speaker 3: was about three or four hot lap. See, I'm not
Speaker 3: sure that he was totally invested in the situation. Yeah right,
Speaker 3: and he was probably going at about seventy five percent. But
Speaker 3: that's one of the scariest things I've ever done in
Speaker 3: my life. Yeah, yeah, little fancy car person.
Speaker 5: Well, this isn't the fanciest thing I've ever been in,
Speaker 5: but I went in a rally car once.
Speaker 1: And did a lab Yeah, it feels dangerous.
Speaker 5: The guy said to me, if you get terrified, you
Speaker 5: just need to tap me on the shoulder, like if
Speaker 5: it becomes too much. Because he'd just come from Brisbane
Speaker 5: where he'd taken a journalist on a lap and she
Speaker 5: was really quiet, so he said, you're right, and she
Speaker 5: didn't say anything. So he's looked to his left and
Speaker 5: she had blood coming.
Speaker 6: Down the side. For now, she's a vampire.
Speaker 1: She had she'd bitten through her tongue. She was that scared.
Speaker 5: Anyway, that's not the how's his name? That's not the
Speaker 5: fanciest thing. But I have been being a good Gold
Speaker 5: Coast girl. I've been on the aqueduct, which is like
Speaker 5: the land to see kind of you know, big quacking
Speaker 5: bill thing.
Speaker 2: You're right, So, yeah, we're having a conversation off air
Speaker 2: and producers.
Speaker 3: He said, the Popeye wassy thing, that pop Eye.
Speaker 1: Have you been on something else?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 1: To see a.
Speaker 10: Movie for my best friend's sixteenth birthday. We've got a
Speaker 10: pink comer Stretch Limo.
Speaker 1: And Kim from.
Speaker 6: Quiet b.
Speaker 1: It was not it was different.
Speaker 3: I need to speak to you about things that you
Speaker 3: were deprived of as a kid woman got one in
Speaker 3: twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Hang on, I can hear.
Speaker 1: That trauma bubbling to the salon.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was trauma was I just
Speaker 3: didn't know what I'd missed out on.
Speaker 6: Okay, So Henry has been banging on.
Speaker 3: My five year old son about playing Monopoly for the
Speaker 3: last couple of weeks, and that it occurred to me
Speaker 3: I have no idea how to play Monopoly. At no
Speaker 3: stage at all during my childhood did we play in Monopoly.
Speaker 5: See this surprised me because you grew up on a
Speaker 5: farm in the middle of absolutely nowhere.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, where do you think I was born, like
Speaker 3: in the central of Australia.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it was walk Walker might as well have
Speaker 1: been as I.
Speaker 3: This is from someone who grew up in Tasmania giving
Speaker 3: stick to the mainlanders.
Speaker 6: Oh that's brave.
Speaker 5: At no point did mister and missus Hayes go we
Speaker 5: got nothing to do tonight.
Speaker 4: Let's let's drag out the Monopoly board game.
Speaker 6: No, because we had to go to bed every night
Speaker 6: at five o'clock.
Speaker 1: With the cows, with the cows.
Speaker 3: Milk, the cows, put the sheep away and we'd have
Speaker 3: dinner in bed.
Speaker 6: By five o'clock we all slept.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you curled up with your little pet rattlesnake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing Don't don't put these vibes on me.
Speaker 3: I do this to you because he has main heritage.
Speaker 3: Don't try and put it back to me. It feels
Speaker 3: nasty too. What it feels like.
Speaker 1: This is called karma. Is my boy friend exactly.
Speaker 3: So even when I was like third and or four
Speaker 3: A and we're watching Ace van Ura, Yeah, absolutely smash.
Speaker 3: That was as a particular saying where he runs into
Speaker 3: a bloke who looks like, apparently the Monopoly guy, and.
Speaker 9: You must be the Monopoly guy, thanks for the free bug.
Speaker 3: And I'm with my mates we're like, I'm laughing along. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's so funny. My brain's like, shut up, mate, you
Speaker 3: have no idea what's going on? Shut up brain, just
Speaker 3: going that I've got frenzy here.
Speaker 4: So you've never to this day played Monopoly.
Speaker 3: No, wow, My wife taught me, and now Henry, well
Speaker 3: she taught Henry. Now almost my five year old son's
Speaker 3: teaching me. We're playing the junior version, right, but we're
Speaker 3: playing a lot of Monopoly.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Missed out on a few things.
Speaker 5: When I was a kid, we went overly wealthy, and
Speaker 5: so my mum used to buy generic brands of stuff.
Speaker 5: So I don't know if you can remember the added
Speaker 5: as roam shoes with the three stripes down the side.
Speaker 1: They were blue and white.
Speaker 5: Every kid at school had them, not Little Joe's stuff.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, the four struck.
Speaker 5: I had the four strip with the velcrow across the
Speaker 5: top from Kmar.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, Colin.
Speaker 5: Oh, she said she might as well set me off
Speaker 5: to school in crocs.
Speaker 1: That was the equivalent back in the day.
Speaker 3: So if you can get through this, it's toughen you
Speaker 3: up for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Fake cabbage patch doll so you couldn't afford a real.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, that's tough as well.
Speaker 3: Cabbage patch dolls were absolutely eaten a.
Speaker 1: Bit, weren't they.
Speaker 5: And then you know, like I cottoned on that brands
Speaker 5: were a thing amongst my friends. So then I'd start
Speaker 5: lying about it and they'd be like, that's a nice shirt.
Speaker 1: Where's that from. I'd be like.
Speaker 4: Sports girl, yeah, and they're like that looks like Target.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let me see the tag and run off.
Speaker 5: Tony runs across the playground in a fake ROMs in
Speaker 5: a fake romes, which is such bad quality.
Speaker 6: They're ripping.
Speaker 1: All the kids are yelling.
Speaker 3: They're ripping. They're done up. Folly's thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: What were you deprived of as a child? What did
Speaker 3: you miss out and maybe only just discovered it as
Speaker 3: an adult. I'm playing a lot of Monopoly right now.
Speaker 3: God damn, it feels good.
Speaker 5: We are talking on thirteen twenty four to ten this morning.
Speaker 5: The things that you were deprived of as a kid.
Speaker 5: I touched on the fact that I had fake ROMs
Speaker 5: with the Velcrow. Yeah, Zoe, you were deprived of Watch
Speaker 5: as a child.
Speaker 10: Producers here, Well, you guys just reminded me that I
Speaker 10: didn't get Easter accunts. I'd forgotten about that year, so
Speaker 10: I didn't get an easterid hunt growing up. But most
Speaker 10: of it I wasn't that junk food.
Speaker 6: Really.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it wasn't even kept in my house really. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It's probably why you're a twig right now. Yeah, well,
Speaker 6: as in you did some quick catching up.
Speaker 10: I did some quick catching up in my late teens,
Speaker 10: very quick catching up.
Speaker 4: There to put on a little bit.
Speaker 10: Maybe, but if they just let me have jump for
Speaker 10: growing up then you.
Speaker 5: Could have done moderations. Yeah, y isn't it absolutely.
Speaker 3: Absolutely wellt you news read? What were you deprived of
Speaker 3: as a kid.
Speaker 11: We were never allowed to have the little packets of
Speaker 11: chips there you go, you put in your lunch box
Speaker 11: and go to school with. Yeah, so yeah, we were
Speaker 11: never allowed them or like things like dune carouse and
Speaker 11: things like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, So you never got the opportunity as a
Speaker 5: child to put your chip packets in the oven and
Speaker 5: shrink them down and make key rings out of them.
Speaker 4: Did you guys do them?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 8: I didn't do that. Do that for God?
Speaker 4: Do that?
Speaker 6: Please?
Speaker 3: Leave things like that in Tasmania. We don't do things
Speaker 3: like that in the main land.
Speaker 5: I'm going to make you a twist is key ring
Speaker 5: in the oven now.
Speaker 6: You don't have to know.
Speaker 1: I want to. It's okay, we'll do it today.
Speaker 6: We believe you.
Speaker 8: We had tamagotchies where we used to.
Speaker 11: I used to kill them off all the time, but
Speaker 11: that was about as exciting as our childhood got.
Speaker 6: Used to kill them off. Did you get in the
Speaker 6: magnifying glass and.
Speaker 8: Destroyed and you forget to feed them and stuff?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Right, okay, that's a real insight childhood.
Speaker 4: That go to Kieran.
Speaker 1: What were you deprived of?
Speaker 12: And yeah, So October eighty eight, I was watching The
Speaker 12: Dark Crystal and my dad used to hit the side
Speaker 12: of the TV when the reception would go funny.
Speaker 1: And the reception was going funny, so I ran back and.
Speaker 13: Fly kicked it into the walls.
Speaker 12: The TV blew up, and Mum didn't replace the TV.
Speaker 14: For twelve years.
Speaker 6: Twelve years.
Speaker 13: Quite We used to live next daughter Sean Mchayliss, the comedian,
Speaker 13: and he smuggled a little black and white TV over
Speaker 13: which my sisters.
Speaker 7: In the cupboard for about four years, which I didn't
Speaker 7: know about them.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, I love that your sisters like kept
Speaker 1: you out of it.
Speaker 5: We've got a TV inail cupboard.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you so much. Barbara. What were you deprived
Speaker 1: of as a kid?
Speaker 7: I was deprived of having a hypercolor T shirt.
Speaker 3: That's that's you imagine Barbara, where you'd be right now
Speaker 3: in life. If you had that hypercolor T shirt, you'll
Speaker 3: probably be president.
Speaker 6: Of the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, possibly, Zoe.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't know about hypercolor T shirt, so just explain them, Barbara.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so different colors you could actually just buy like
Speaker 7: a pink one or a blue one, and when it
Speaker 7: touches your skin that he would make that color change
Speaker 7: very cool.
Speaker 3: But then, but then, Barbara, maybe you were blessed for
Speaker 3: not having these shirts, because then if you were getting
Speaker 3: a bit sweaty under the pits, wouldn't it really accentuate?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I still wanted one, and that everyone had them
Speaker 7: and I didn't have them.
Speaker 4: Okay, but it's okay.
Speaker 1: We're sending your.
Speaker 3: Right you're going to say, on behalf of nov We're
Speaker 3: going to send you a half of colored shirt here?
Speaker 1: Would you even find one? These days?
Speaker 5: Can I just share something with you? My husband's just
Speaker 5: sent me a photo his mum refused to buy him
Speaker 5: a Nike.
Speaker 1: Jacket, like a sports jacket.
Speaker 5: And have a look at this, please, He's got a
Speaker 5: Nike jacket and he's written in text and Nike and he's.
Speaker 4: Drawn the swosh on it.
Speaker 3: He has done a good job of the swash, Richard,
Speaker 3: explain why it's through. On the other day, he's wearing
Speaker 3: that suit with a Hugo Boss written a love thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty fourteen. Get involved nice and early these horrible workplace habits.
Speaker 3: Little article popped up jokees on news dot com, and
Speaker 3: you know that's where I go for all my information.
Speaker 3: Really guides me just a list of the disgusting, horrible
Speaker 3: things that maybe your coworkers are doing. I feel like
Speaker 3: this space at NOV it's actually pretty good. It's actually
Speaker 3: pretty good. I'll go through some of these with you, though. Okay,
Speaker 3: my first one is taking your shoes off. Oh come,
Speaker 3: I work at a different workplace for a couple of
Speaker 3: people take their shoes off and doesn't even have to
Speaker 3: smell you.
Speaker 6: Just don't take your shoes off.
Speaker 5: I love it how you're like, I work at a
Speaker 5: different workplace. We all know you work at Channel seven
Speaker 5: Mates seven.
Speaker 6: Another one. Eating loud food at your desk. I mean,
Speaker 6: that's a no brainer.
Speaker 2: Isn't that.
Speaker 5: I'm a bit of a celery fiend, so I kind
Speaker 5: of do that, but I'm very conscious of it.
Speaker 6: You sound like it's bloody feeding time with that sealer,
Speaker 6: but I.
Speaker 4: Try to be conscious of it.
Speaker 8: What do you do with your mouth shut?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine, thank you.
Speaker 3: People reheating food that shouldn't be reheated, in particular fish,
Speaker 3: oh no, salmon tuner and it stinks out the whole place.
Speaker 3: But maybe spicy foods in general.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, it's a good point.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: We had someone in another place that I work as well,
Speaker 5: do like it literally a roast lamb in the oven
Speaker 5: work at lunch and it stunk out the whole.
Speaker 6: New See and every single workplace there's vegans. Oh yes,
Speaker 6: great some separation, doesn't I know?
Speaker 4: It really does.
Speaker 3: And finally for me, people who when you do have
Speaker 3: your food, comment on what you're eating.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 5: I do that on that person, I go, oh, what's that?
Speaker 5: Where did that come from?
Speaker 6: What you got there? Well, clearly it's a sandwich? Dareyk nob?
Speaker 3: For goodness sake? What do you want me to offer
Speaker 3: you a bite? I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 11: And then Jodie wants to bite.
Speaker 6: Get your hands off my food.
Speaker 5: Someone snapped my head off once because I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: what have you got for lunch? And she's like, stop
Speaker 5: asking me every day what I had?
Speaker 6: And what's the way of it?
Speaker 3: You're picking it up? Like catching it? It's quite heavy,
Speaker 3: isn't it. What's the texture like? She doesn't feel like
Speaker 3: on my face?
Speaker 6: And smuggler So.
Speaker 11: Also on that list was there taking your retainer out
Speaker 11: and leaving sick Burke stops off and leaving them on
Speaker 11: the desk as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, were any of those things that?
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Because when you just said before, we have a really
Speaker 3: good workplace.
Speaker 5: When you take your retainer out, it's like, can you
Speaker 5: remember off Ghostbusters there was that character called Slimer and
Speaker 5: like all the saliva just goes like across the whole city.
Speaker 4: That's literally what happens when you pull yours out.
Speaker 3: Yeslam had an issue with binge eating didn't and he
Speaker 3: used to really too. Well that's good feedback. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: I'm actually going all right there. If it's just a
Speaker 3: birker socks really and a desk occasionally or just a
Speaker 3: randomly retainers.
Speaker 8: There's a few other things.
Speaker 10: Last week, Hazy every morning comes in with a piece
Speaker 10: of toast and peanut butter in the office in the morning.
Speaker 10: Last week I watched him drop a peanut butter side
Speaker 10: down another car and did it up.
Speaker 1: He did not?
Speaker 6: I done?
Speaker 4: You're an animal?
Speaker 8: Oh not down? That means it's lasting harut stuff.
Speaker 3: Thanks for completely turning on me in this. You were
Speaker 3: trying to have shot at everybody else work like that. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: At thirteen twenty four, ten the horrible things your coworkers do,
Speaker 3: and you can't include me.
Speaker 4: Do you work with Andrew Hayes? Is your workmate?
Speaker 1: Disgusting?
Speaker 3: Horrible workplace habits? Get involved, it's no over. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I've got a lot to think about.
Speaker 5: So there was an article that basically said these are
Speaker 5: the top you know, bad habits in the workplace.
Speaker 4: But really, this whole thing is based around the fact
Speaker 4: that I.
Speaker 5: Walked in one day and sitting on my desk in
Speaker 5: the studio with your birkenstocks, so your shoes sitting next
Speaker 5: to your retainer for your invisil line.
Speaker 3: But can I just go one step further. It wasn't
Speaker 3: based on that at all. It was I found this
Speaker 3: article and I was like, I think this could be
Speaker 3: fun to expose people. And it turns out the exposer
Speaker 3: turned into the exposing Here we are and you guys
Speaker 3: just heard on me. It's like a bunch of hyenas.
Speaker 11: But you don't realize that you are the odd one out.
Speaker 11: You've got we're all cleaned, where are you? But where
Speaker 11: all women as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: So it's four against one.
Speaker 3: Baby, Yeah, so I know when I'm VASTI aut numbered.
Speaker 6: No you're not Hyena is going to win?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: Have I told you the story about someone that works
Speaker 5: in the sports department at Channel seven and there was
Speaker 5: an ongoing sort of sports bet situation where everyone was
Speaker 5: betting how long his mandarin would stay on his desk for.
Speaker 4: Can you know who that is?
Speaker 6: What was it?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 6: Channel?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Channel ten.
Speaker 6: Jack's camp loves to listen as well as of.
Speaker 4: Right now, let's go to Ryan.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Ryan, Good morning?
Speaker 6: How are you good?
Speaker 1: What does your coworker do.
Speaker 14: I've got a couple of employees that don't tell me
Speaker 14: they're going to be late until they're already five minutes late.
Speaker 14: I'm sitting there waiting for them for twenty thirty minutes
Speaker 14: every morning.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: That in few creates me because if someone sends you
Speaker 3: a text maybe half an hour before they're going to
Speaker 3: be late, Ryan, it's instantly forgiven because you can sort
Speaker 3: of plan and prep. But when you're sitting there and
Speaker 3: they're already late and say I'm going to be late,
Speaker 3: and you go, yeah, well know you know what, Sherlock's
Speaker 3: just disrespectful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 14: I'm sitting there when I could have been going to
Speaker 14: get a coffee or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know what it says, you're not message
Speaker 5: that sends Ryan. That's essentially like saying my time is
Speaker 5: more precious than yours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 6: Hate Ryan.
Speaker 3: And you know why this is so ironic because most
Speaker 3: mornings Jodyoddi is late. Oh wow, but she thinks so
Speaker 3: I'm not going to expose that on air because she
Speaker 3: said something along.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's really disrespectful sorts of things.
Speaker 5: Listen, excuse me right, Do I never not do my job?
Speaker 4: Do I never not get things done?
Speaker 6: Excuse me right? Why haven't you got Ryan right caught up?
Speaker 4: Don't try and turn everything around on me now, because
Speaker 4: that's what we did to you.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Megan.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, How are you good? Good? Gross
Speaker 4: habits in the workplace.
Speaker 12: Yes, gross, I hope anyone hasn't just had breakfast.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I have a co worker done instead of blowing
Speaker 7: their nose, spends the day snorting.
Speaker 2: That's not that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but all day it's like a little piggy comes
Speaker 7: in the office and we're here is all day.
Speaker 5: So I think that's what they call in the medical profession,
Speaker 5: hocking a loogi.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, So are you ever tempted, Megan just to give
Speaker 3: forth a bit of feedback?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 14: Look sometimes Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 12: Not sure they know they're even doing that, to be honest.
Speaker 6: That's the problem, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is the problem.
Speaker 5: I'm now attuned to someone in our workplace in the
Speaker 5: other one who blows his.
Speaker 4: Nose with alarming regularity.
Speaker 5: Wow, like I'm talking once every half an hour, Meghan,
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't unhear it.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 3: Don't get us started on hanky users. If you're hungry,
Speaker 3: I mean, go to Beefy Barriers in Grange for some
Speaker 3: Mexican food.
Speaker 1: Gise me very much. What did you tell me to
Speaker 1: go and do and go and get a beefy barrier?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 3: And Adelaide Mexican retaurant has divided social media users with
Speaker 3: a controversial new advertising campaign. The restaurant owner has a
Speaker 3: bit of a message for the haters. He basically says,
Speaker 3: screw you. So Beefy Barriers decided to feature local only
Speaker 3: fans create a millionaire. There's a y where an I
Speaker 3: should be an adult to entertainer Sanchez rod Regez in
Speaker 3: its latest advertising campaign, Who's Hungry Who's hungry?
Speaker 6: Who's hungry? Is the message?
Speaker 3: If you see some of these photos as well Joe's,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to pass you some of these photos,
Speaker 3: all right, and I'm going to get you to describe
Speaker 3: exactly what you and sand Chez Rodriguez are doing.
Speaker 6: Are you hungry? Are you arou? Are you hungry? And around?
Speaker 5: I mean, I love tacos. Don't get me wrong. I
Speaker 5: love a taco any more than the next person. That
Speaker 5: doesn't make me want to eat one.
Speaker 6: Andrew, what exactly is going on? Pat? Is a picture?
Speaker 1: So there's a girl.
Speaker 5: She's got very long blonde hair and those excessive eyelashes
Speaker 5: that seem to flutter like they're out of control, and
Speaker 5: they're probably heavier than her eyes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: She's very blessed to have such long eye lucky jeans,
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 5: And she's wearing a bikini and she's got a lot
Speaker 5: of ink, a lot of ink, including a massive tiger
Speaker 5: over her stomach.
Speaker 1: Anyway, who's a mate? What's his name?
Speaker 3: That's millionaire with a y where the I should be
Speaker 3: in the middle of millionaire.
Speaker 5: Millionaire has got a Mexican hat and one of those
Speaker 5: mustaches and he's.
Speaker 1: Just gently kissing the tiger on her tombing. Isn't that cute?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So what I will say there is, in any situation,
Speaker 3: first thing's first, and I'm just going by what eye
Speaker 3: the information I know from my wife. If she's hungry
Speaker 3: or any girl that knows hungry, just stay out of
Speaker 3: the way. Not a sexy situation.
Speaker 5: And also, if you don't want hungry to turn into angry,
Speaker 5: then move.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 3: And finally, I'll probably leave you with this, this particular
Speaker 3: fart of that you were talking about, where Millionaire is
Speaker 3: gently kissing her on the stomach.
Speaker 6: I don't care if you're a boy, you're a girl,
Speaker 6: what age you are.
Speaker 3: If I've got a tummy full of Mexican food, don't
Speaker 3: you go anywhere near that area.
Speaker 6: It's time now for what Are you gonna call it therapy?
Speaker 6: Or are you offering some advice this week?
Speaker 5: No, I've actually organized something for you this week, so
Speaker 5: you're welcome.
Speaker 1: So by the end of this you'll be thanking me.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, thank you in advice.
Speaker 1: You're diary.
Speaker 5: Something staggering happened this week. A guy lost his phone
Speaker 5: and his list of life goals were revealed they included
Speaker 5: a bevy of beauties at his disposal.
Speaker 6: Have three girls on a roster, so a rotation system.
Speaker 5: By my calculations, we have the numbers to make this
Speaker 5: happen for Hazy producers.
Speaker 1: Oh are you in?
Speaker 10: I can do Tuesdays, Thursdays and every second Wednesday, news.
Speaker 11: Reader, Abby, what about you old take Mondays and Fridays?
Speaker 1: Tommy red nice? Does that mean like it to have
Speaker 1: him all weekend?
Speaker 5: And judging by Hazy's Monday joke, it might be hard work.
Speaker 3: So what has one hundred and forty eight teeth and
Speaker 3: holds back a monster?
Speaker 1: One hundred and forty eight teeth and holds back.
Speaker 6: A monster, holds back a genuine monster?
Speaker 8: I don't know, No, I'm just thinking of you, okay,
Speaker 8: my zipper.
Speaker 5: Oh, speaking of Willy's Willi Rioli is set to miss
Speaker 5: the showdown you guys.
Speaker 6: I'd probably get back there burn giants. No Willi riol either.
Speaker 5: No Willie no, no, I know Karen from North.
Speaker 6: Tried to free Willy. I tried to free Willy and
Speaker 6: to get it as you will.
Speaker 1: Sorry we are this week? What the fork goes on
Speaker 1: in the supermarket? Unexpected item barking area. That's frustrating, isn't it,
Speaker 1: but for no apparent reason.
Speaker 5: Also like and then it's got all police seek assistance,
Speaker 5: and then half the time they're.
Speaker 1: Just wandering around like we're even doing.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, the guys that are working there, because
Speaker 3: all they hear all day is just constant sang bang bang,
Speaker 3: So they're like half dead zombies.
Speaker 1: And Rick from Windsor Gardens was fired up.
Speaker 13: I hate it when they put their chocolate on special,
Speaker 13: but they take snack off and hide it out the back.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, what you mean. They take the snack off
Speaker 6: the snacktop.
Speaker 12: Any dear chocolate that's a good cellar, they hide it.
Speaker 12: They don't put it on special.
Speaker 13: They take the snack and the fathom mink and they
Speaker 13: keep it out of the back till the valsin. You shove
Speaker 13: after them one day, where's the snack chocolate? And she
Speaker 13: goes through your eynts. Probably sold out already, I said,
Speaker 13: but I just sawt he just put the figures on.
Speaker 5: We learn exactly why Hazy never played AFL from his son,
Speaker 5: and it turns out it has nothing to do with
Speaker 5: the lack of talent, skill and dexterity and everything to
Speaker 5: do with the likes of Farnaby Joyce.
Speaker 13: And co Is.
Speaker 6: Hey, Dad, why didn't you play AFL foot?
Speaker 3: I really have it down on that one, and I
Speaker 3: was like, well this so sometimes there's draft and there's
Speaker 3: a big draft and that was maybe six or seven
Speaker 3: years where I was trying to.
Speaker 6: Get the self drafted. And I'll tell you what I said,
Speaker 6: tell you what some politics.
Speaker 1: By Rick, Calm down, mate.
Speaker 12: And another thing is when you go check out, you
Speaker 12: get your bag, you spand it, you put it down
Speaker 12: that there's are us using your own bag.
Speaker 5: And as per usual, everything went smoothly on the technical front.
Speaker 1: Sometimes in your whole o.
Speaker 6: Yours on.
Speaker 4: So to our new team rotation system.
Speaker 1: Does that mean like it to have him all weekend?
Speaker 1: Willy Rioli?
Speaker 6: I tried to freak Billy get it.
Speaker 12: And to Rick, well, I think the shopping market should
Speaker 12: be playing us away.
Speaker 4: Totally go the hell off this weekend.
Speaker 5: Kings and Queens all my love, Jody