WEBVTT - The Violent Side Of... Kid's Netball? 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:02.720 Get your. 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:08.920 Adelaides. Greetings and welcome to the podcast. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.159 We're currently on holidays and we're just living it up 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:15.960 in oil your com in Russia. What's oil in your com? 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:16.639 You ask? 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:20.720 Well, it's winter average temperature. It's the coldest permanently inhabited 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:24.319 settlement on Earth. A bit chilly from though. 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:26.360 Do I need to pack a jumper back too? 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:26.840 Okay? 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.880 I think as my mum Colleen would say, yes, pack 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:31.520 a jumper. It gets a bit chilly at night. 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.479 It's a little bit chilly OI. 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:37.839 Your com you know where else it gets frosty. On 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.839 the sidelines of ten year old netble. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.640 Yeah, not yet to make that trip. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:45.680 Not netble, that's ten years old. It's like ten year 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:46.440 olds playing netble. 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:48.720 Yeah yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah, So I'm yet to 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.280 make that trip. My daughter is almost three, but she 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:52.200 decides to play netple. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:53.440 I'm actually looking forward to it. 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:56.120 You actually would have copped the worst of it out 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:58.720 there at the Ponderosa when you played football for centrals 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:02.160 that ain't got nothing things on the sidelines of netball, 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:03.200 are you sure? Oh? 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:06.280 It gets one of my first weeks my house mate 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:07.640 he was playing at the time. I had a bit 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.399 of a scuffle with a port Adai player on the 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:12.600 side and a port Adelaide supporter reached over and punched him. 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:16.400 In the side of the head. Works at ten year 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:16.959 old netball. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.480 No, it doesn't get physical ten year old netball, But 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:23.199 my goodness, some of the foodback can be brutal. Okay, hey, hazy, 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:25.200 can you remember the days like when you'd wake up 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.960 on a Saturday morning and you just like get up, 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:32.200 have a coffee, casually, read the paper, maybe have some 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.679 poached eggs on toast, or go for. 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:36.440 A little stroll with the dog. Can you remember that? 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.960 No? I can't remember. It's such a distant memory. 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:39.160 I no. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:41.959 Do you know why? Because school sport? 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:44.080 See I'm not a school sport. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.600 Yes, Jesus, your life's about to get infinitely worse. 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.560 I've got two kids that come in from about six 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.480 am and just climb all over top of them, which 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:53.920 is really really lovely, and they won't ice cream for breakfast. Yeah, 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:55.800 it's about negotiating them out of that. 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:56.280 Yeah. 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:58.840 So now in the Addy household on a Saturday morning, 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:01.600 it's just a whirlwind of where's my jumper? I can't 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:04.600 find my shoes and need oranges? Who's got the snakes, Harper, 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:06.240 Have you got your have you got your scooter? 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:07.840 Teenagers? 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.520 Yeah, that sort of vibe. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.080 So we basically have to be in the car by 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:17.200 about quarter to eight at the courts down at It's 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:19.040 a park there, and I know it's changed its name, 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:22.520 but it will forever be it's a park. Yeah whatever, 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.000 So we have to be there by quarter past eight, 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:26.920 and then we're there for two games of netball in 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:30.679 the freezing cold. That's Saturday mornings now, my friend. But 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:36.119 it's also very entertaining watching the girls play. And I'm 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.880 so competitive, Like I try to keep my mouth shut 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.120 as much as I can, but I get so invested 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:43.760 in like a game of nine year olds playing netball? 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:44.640 Isn't that ridiculous? 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.560 I can understand it, but you'd want to keep your 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.480 mouth shut across the line. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.960 Actually you're not allowed to say anything anymore. 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:52.520 Which makes a lot of sense. 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:53.760 It does because you've got kids. 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:57.200 I'm hiring other kids basically, so just you know, parents 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:58.799 pull your heads in and you start to get a 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.840 bit narky. And we were watching one of the girls 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.720 games on Saturday morning and the goalkeeper went up. 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.200 For a ball quite spectacularly. 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:09.919 She got a bit of height and came down hard, 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.680 came down hard on the ash felt on her shoulder 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:15.360 and it just like you know when you hit the 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:16.680 ash belt and it was like thud. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.239 It was a big it was a big fall. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.520 Just one of those moments where straight away, collective. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.119 Everyone goes oo oh, yeah, yeah. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:26.959 That was the consensus from everyone but her dad, who 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:30.960 was scoring over the other side of the court, and 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:34.040 all the other parents just hear him yell out, just. 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:35.160 Give it a rup. Were right. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.800 We are in dislocation territory here. 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.960 Hopefully in that process it falls into place. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.800 And so my husband tends to meet Gregory and he goes, 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:49.360 He looks me, he goes, what is he? 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:50.720 The port adelaide doctor. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:56.480 Joe's loving friendship in strange places? How good? 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.480 Sometimes it comes out of nowhere, goes bang, I'm your friend. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:03:59.960 Now. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:02.480 You don't know, it has no timing, it doesn't know 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:03.000 the rules. 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.320 The universe dictates it to you. You've got no choice 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:07.400 in who you become friends with. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:10.040 So true, well done. What about this? 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:13.840 A gunman in Manhattan Beach was driving his victim to 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.400 an ATM machine, and in the process of robbing him, 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:21.920 the two became friends of course at night. It's your 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:23.520 predictable friendship story. 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.200 Give me all your money and become my BFF. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:30.279 During the robbery, the robber was very apologetic and told 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:32.520 the victim he had bills to pay. The victim was 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.960 understanding of this, and after a successful robbie, the man 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.600 drove the victim back home and the two made plans 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:45.880 to reconnect some days. Shall we do this again? You 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:48.279 rob me next time? I can connect with this story? 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:48.479 Though? 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:51.320 Why two thousand and eight, And I've gotta be very 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:54.760 careful when I retell this story, so I'll probably leave 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:58.160 some details out. Okay, two thousand and eights after a 0:04:58.200 --> 0:04:59.800 little premiership dinner. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:01.960 It's had a really successful time there for a little 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.360 bit for the Central District footy. 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:05.280 Club mentioned by you. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.240 What do you want to go through it? 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:15.400 Three whole premierships, that's the joke. 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.920 So during the night out, so I became entangled. I 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.320 had a bit of an argument with a stranger and 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:24.360 we let's just say we had a good, proper argument 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.839 to the point where I felt bad and I came 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:31.680 back to the place where we had such physical argument 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:34.240 and that person was still there, and. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.640 Hang on, did you did you nearly get in a 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:37.120 punch on. 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:39.440 Did you get nearly? 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.000 Let's go near that's fine. 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.000 And I came back and he was he was still there, 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:47.640 and then I apologized and then we end up genuinely 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:50.880 betting friends. Yes, for about two hours we sat there 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.520 and we genuinely nutted it out, really and by the 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.400 end of it, I did actually give him a little 0:05:56.400 --> 0:06:01.720 bit of money as well. And this, well, yeah, so, 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:03.760 but I can connect with the story because it was 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:06.240 two bugs. That's and I don't know if this is 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:08.680 a bloke thing, particularly back in the day, where if 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.320 you have an argument or even if it gets physical, 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:12.800 you can quickly work it out. 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:14.320 Why did you give him money? 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:15.000 I don't know. 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:16.560 I think if there was anything you need to be 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:21.080 covered in terms of medical bills and things like that, I. 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:24.240 Don't have one hundred bucks for cover it. But I 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:25.120 do remember as well. 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:26.920 And I was thinking about the story this morning and 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:30.480 the last sort of detail because of details blurry, where 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.240 so I needed to sort of cover myself a little 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.640 bit in case you could come back and hit me 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.760 in the face. And then he said, what football come 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:40.760 he made for? And here we go. This will give 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:42.839 it away because then he will do some research, and 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:48.440 I went, I'll play for Norwid genuine true story, and 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:52.440 then he said, I love Norwid nor It's my club 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.960 and I'm not kidding. He goes, let's sing love song together, 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:00.719 and I was like, I'm done here, I play, They're done, 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.800 and I got him. I don't know the words. I 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:05.600 don't know the words right, so. 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:06.160 There you go. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.360 And then he completely didn't buy that. It's two thousand 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.920 and eight and Nord really had a purple patch after that. 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:13.640 Two thousand and eight. I think they had a bit 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.200 of a rough season. I was like, oh, we never win, 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.240 so I don't know the words. He didn't buy. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:25.760 It, and there's me and him just looking at each 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:27.720 other waiting for someone to pick it up. 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:32.800 The legs. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.280 You've told some weird stories on this show, but that takes. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:41.600 The came I'm not liable for this story as well. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.160 It may or may not be true. Does that cover me? Na, 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:47.240 there's a bloke. There's a bloke who may or may 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:48.880 have got hit back in the day. Who's looking at me? 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:50.000 Is he listening to this right now? 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:51.160 Going? I knew it. 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:55.280 I knew he didn't play the norms. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.920 And when I say monster I mean the Luckness Monster. 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:04.240 The search is on a big old search, like a 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.280 worldwide search to try and see if NeSSI is in 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:10.480 fact real and has been a bit of an updates 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:14.920 when monster hunters have heard noises they hope come from 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.200 the fabled beast during the biggest search in the Scottish 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:19.080 like this has been the bigger search in fifty years. 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:22.480 But why now does someone there has there been a spotting? 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:26.360 Why now have they gone let's just launch this massive undertaking? 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:27.080 Why anything? 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:27.280 Now? 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:30.000 Do you know what I mean? If not now, then when. 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:31.960 Good answer. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:36.079 It's a really really intricate question from you. Yeah, okay, 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:37.080 it blows my mind. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:40.200 It's just the whole premise of the story. 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:41.240 But anyway, go on. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.560 Then one enthusias picked up mystery sounds while dangling a 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:47.959 hydrophone and underwater microphone into the lake from a boat. 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.559 He said, when we were testing the equipment, we heard 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:53.600 four distinctive noises. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.760 And guess what I've actually got the audio? 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:57.440 Are you kidding? 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:58.760 So this is the audio that they've. 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.880 Picked up in the lake when they're trying to find 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:04.280 this big old mythical potentially ancient monster. 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:13.480 Have a listen. It's kind of weird. Oh my god, 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:15.320 is that's strange. 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:17.920 Almost sounds like someone's talking in the background. 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:19.880 Yeah, I know. So let's just doesn't do it once 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:27.640 more time. Wow. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:31.400 So this is where it gets really really strange. So 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.640 we've got a sound guy here by the name of Todd, 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:35.559 who is just. 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:36.840 The best of the best. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:37.760 Yeah, he's very good. 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.760 And we gave this audiotor Todd, and we said, Todd, 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.480 do you think get rid of the background noises, get 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:47.240 rid of the water noises, enhance that particular noise which 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.760 kind of sounds like a human is there's something you 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:51.120 can do to help us out. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:54.320 Yeah, unravel one of the greatest mythical mysteries in the 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:55.760 universe to And I. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.120 Think Todd's onto something. I think he might have solved 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.599 this mini mystery in itself. So this is what he 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:01.240 came back with. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:13.360 It was a false false alarm ladies and gentlemen. 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.079 It was just a discrintled crows boy, have you a 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:21.880 bit of a swim and the lot mass. It was a. 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:28.280 Well god to mystery. 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:28.480 Sol. 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.960 I'll tell you what chades al Halal their recruiting world. 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:37.280 The Minute probably got the biggest soccer name on the planet. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:40.520 His name is named my junior, and he was playing 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.960 at Paris Saint Germain and he got transferred to the 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:46.280 Saudi Pro League Al Hallal. I guess how we got there? 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.160 I mean probably via Jetstar. 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.319 On a private Boeing seven four seven jet. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:57.280 But the thing about this jet is it's been gutted 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:59.440 of the four hundred or whatever seats that were on 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:03.480 board to trans for all these people, and it has 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:07.240 been replaced with just some extraordinary stuff just. 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:09.320 In case Namar I wanted to play tennis while he 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:09.800 was traveling. 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:10.800 Well, exactly right. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:15.400 It's got executive lounges, conference rooms, dining halls, royal lounges, 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.120 private offices, and cozy bedrooms. 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:20.520 What about that if you don't mind far out. 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:24.400 And how incredibly unnecessary. I know, I just get their mate. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.559 And people are like super trickered. 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:29.760 So people are like posting stuff saying, here's me having 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.640 my Cotono sugar with a soggy paper straw, trying to 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:36.800 save the planet and Namar not really interested in offsetting 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:40.960 the carbon. But it is true though, like people, this 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:45.400 just seems completely extreme. The seven four to seven jet 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:47.480 is worth five hundred million dollars. He's getting paid one 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:49.439 hundred million dollars just to go and play a season 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:50.080 over there. Yes. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:51.280 Do you know what else as well? 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:56.800 Every time that Namar posts something about Saudi Arabia, five 0:11:56.880 --> 0:12:00.960 hundred thousand dollars per post and as a little emotional yeah, 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:02.360 to get me on social media. 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:04.840 Yeah, so he's put one up already. 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:06.720 There was one of him arriving on said Jesh, and 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:10.600 he's just outside the plane with the Al Haalal scarf 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:13.200 around his neck. Oh, cheting five hundred thousand dollars. If 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:15.120 you don't know it, Yeah, it's not bad at all 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.199 if you can get it. Got us thinking, and here, 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:19.840 what's the fanciest transportation you've ever been on? 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:21.400 Yeah? 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:24.079 So I did a V eight hot lap? 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:26.880 Who was the driver? 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.120 It was antine deeper squally Yeah, and I reckon it 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:33.000 was about three or four hot lap. See, I'm not 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.920 sure that he was totally invested in the situation. Yeah right, 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.040 and he was probably going at about seventy five percent. But 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:39.839 that's one of the scariest things I've ever done in 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.440 my life. Yeah, yeah, little fancy car person. 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.640 Well, this isn't the fanciest thing I've ever been in, 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:48.119 but I went in a rally car once. 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:49.800 And did a lab Yeah, it feels dangerous. 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:52.360 The guy said to me, if you get terrified, you 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.240 just need to tap me on the shoulder, like if 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.559 it becomes too much. Because he'd just come from Brisbane 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.240 where he'd taken a journalist on a lap and she 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:01.600 was really quiet, so he said, you're right, and she 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.559 didn't say anything. So he's looked to his left and 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.280 she had blood coming. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.240 Down the side. For now, she's a vampire. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:12.000 She had she'd bitten through her tongue. She was that scared. 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:18.199 Anyway, that's not the how's his name? That's not the 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.960 fanciest thing. But I have been being a good Gold 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.160 Coast girl. I've been on the aqueduct, which is like 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.600 the land to see kind of you know, big quacking 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:27.000 bill thing. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:30.160 You're right, So, yeah, we're having a conversation off air 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:30.960 and producers. 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:35.360 He said, the Popeye wassy thing, that pop Eye. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:37.840 Have you been on something else? 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:38.080 Though? 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:38.679 To see a. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.959 Movie for my best friend's sixteenth birthday. We've got a 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:43.560 pink comer Stretch Limo. 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:45.120 And Kim from. 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:47.360 Quiet b. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:51.800 It was not it was different. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.680 I need to speak to you about things that you 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:01.280 were deprived of as a kid woman got one in 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:01.960 twenty four to ten. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:03.280 Hang on, I can hear. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:04.679 That trauma bubbling to the salon. 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:07.000 I don't know if it was trauma was I just 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:08.600 didn't know what I'd missed out on. 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:11.800 Okay, So Henry has been banging on. 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:14.839 My five year old son about playing Monopoly for the 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:16.760 last couple of weeks, and that it occurred to me 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:20.160 I have no idea how to play Monopoly. At no 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:23.640 stage at all during my childhood did we play in Monopoly. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.400 See this surprised me because you grew up on a 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.960 farm in the middle of absolutely nowhere. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:31.920 Excuse me, where do you think I was born, like 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:33.560 in the central of Australia. 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:35.800 Well, no, it was walk Walker might as well have 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:36.720 been as I. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:40.600 This is from someone who grew up in Tasmania giving 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.000 stick to the mainlanders. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:43.640 Oh that's brave. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:49.240 At no point did mister and missus Hayes go we 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:50.760 got nothing to do tonight. 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:53.720 Let's let's drag out the Monopoly board game. 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:55.040 No, because we had to go to bed every night 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:56.120 at five o'clock. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.120 With the cows, with the cows. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.920 Milk, the cows, put the sheep away and we'd have 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:03.800 dinner in bed. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:06.640 By five o'clock we all slept. 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:09.520 Yeah, and then you curled up with your little pet rattlesnake. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.520 Yeah, we're doing Don't don't put these vibes on me. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.440 I do this to you because he has main heritage. 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:17.880 Don't try and put it back to me. It feels 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.600 nasty too. What it feels like. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:24.160 This is called karma. Is my boy friend exactly. 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:25.600 So even when I was like third and or four 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.160 A and we're watching Ace van Ura, Yeah, absolutely smash. 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:31.480 That was as a particular saying where he runs into 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.600 a bloke who looks like, apparently the Monopoly guy, and. 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:39.480 You must be the Monopoly guy, thanks for the free bug. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:43.800 And I'm with my mates we're like, I'm laughing along. Yeah, 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:47.320 that's so funny. My brain's like, shut up, mate, you 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.320 have no idea what's going on? Shut up brain, just 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:51.360 going that I've got frenzy here. 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:53.440 So you've never to this day played Monopoly. 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:57.080 No, wow, My wife taught me, and now Henry, well 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.480 she taught Henry. Now almost my five year old son's 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.240 teaching me. We're playing the junior version, right, but we're 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:03.400 playing a lot of Monopoly. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:04.600 Okay, Yeah, I. 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:05.680 Missed out on a few things. 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:08.840 When I was a kid, we went overly wealthy, and 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.600 so my mum used to buy generic brands of stuff. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:13.600 So I don't know if you can remember the added 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:16.760 as roam shoes with the three stripes down the side. 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:17.760 They were blue and white. 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:21.320 Every kid at school had them, not Little Joe's stuff. 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:22.440 Oh yeah, the four struck. 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.440 I had the four strip with the velcrow across the 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:26.240 top from Kmar. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:27.480 Oh come on, Colin. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.320 Oh, she said she might as well set me off 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:31.280 to school in crocs. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.760 That was the equivalent back in the day. 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:36.440 So if you can get through this, it's toughen you 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:37.680 up for the rest of your life. 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:40.640 Fake cabbage patch doll so you couldn't afford a real. 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:41.640 Well, yeah, that's tough as well. 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:44.680 Cabbage patch dolls were absolutely eaten a. 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:45.440 Bit, weren't they. 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:48.880 And then you know, like I cottoned on that brands 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:50.760 were a thing amongst my friends. So then I'd start 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:52.960 lying about it and they'd be like, that's a nice shirt. 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:54.280 Where's that from. I'd be like. 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.880 Sports girl, yeah, and they're like that looks like Target. 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:02.680 Yeah, let me see the tag and run off. 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:06.760 Tony runs across the playground in a fake ROMs in 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:09.399 a fake romes, which is such bad quality. 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:09.919 They're ripping. 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:15.080 All the kids are yelling. 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:23.800 They're ripping. They're done up. Folly's thirteen twenty four ten. 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:25.439 What were you deprived of as a child? What did 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:27.479 you miss out and maybe only just discovered it as 0:17:27.480 --> 0:17:29.760 an adult. I'm playing a lot of Monopoly right now. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:31.080 God damn, it feels good. 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.760 We are talking on thirteen twenty four to ten this morning. 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:36.960 The things that you were deprived of as a kid. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.040 I touched on the fact that I had fake ROMs 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:43.880 with the Velcrow. Yeah, Zoe, you were deprived of Watch 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:44.480 as a child. 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:46.560 Producers here, Well, you guys just reminded me that I 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:49.680 didn't get Easter accunts. I'd forgotten about that year, so 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:51.720 I didn't get an easterid hunt growing up. But most 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:52.879 of it I wasn't that junk food. 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:53.680 Really. 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:56.520