Speaker 1: A couple of days ago. This time of year, I
Speaker 1: don't take the piece out of me, but I get
Speaker 1: a few health checks, right, so so once a year,
Speaker 1: once a year, I'll get my blood's done just because just.
Speaker 2: Just it should be diligent exactly a hypochondria. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: a health alarmist. I like to call it. Okay, liketeo,
Speaker 2: this could be it goes to go to the podiatrist,
Speaker 2: was getting the most out of his HBO extras cover on.
Speaker 1: It was late last week. I was booked in for
Speaker 1: my annual skin.
Speaker 2: Check, very important, especially this time of year.
Speaker 1: Reproaching, approaching, Yeah, I do. I do because I've got
Speaker 1: a lot of freckles and a few moles.
Speaker 2: And you're a solarium guy.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, I was once upon a time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know what, working in doing what I did
Speaker 1: in television, I was out a lot, you know, out
Speaker 1: in the sun baby oil every now and then. Yeah,
Speaker 1: back in the day, so I'm pretty conscientious about it.
Speaker 1: I went to a dermatologist. I've been under the same
Speaker 1: dermatologists now for a few years, and everything was okay.
Speaker 1: You know, it's quite a lot, isn't it. When you
Speaker 1: get the she gets the you know.
Speaker 2: I don't remember I got nerd to get nude. Well,
Speaker 2: I only went to get one mole on my elbow
Speaker 2: checked and he said, I'll let you get unchanged. And
Speaker 2: he came back in he goes, now, where's this mole?
Speaker 2: And I was sitting there completely naked. I was like,
Speaker 2: on my elbow, why are you nude?
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, good point, because there might be
Speaker 3: some others panicked.
Speaker 1: I didn't get quite nude. I was in. I was
Speaker 1: in the jocks and in a gown. They you know,
Speaker 1: you may get dressed, get into the ground, getting into
Speaker 1: the gown. So I did say, because I had a
Speaker 1: full full body mole, check, you can just go into
Speaker 1: that thing with the mole scared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they to the photos now a full body God,
Speaker 2: if I die, someone to leave those.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want those photos of me
Speaker 3: out and never.
Speaker 2: For the world to see.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I had a few not I guess you could
Speaker 1: call them suspect spots.
Speaker 3: Now, these are the.
Speaker 1: Ones that they're they're not alarm, but they're they don't
Speaker 1: take any chances if they've just sort of appeared.
Speaker 3: Because they want to biopsy on them.
Speaker 1: Because they could be like melanoma, right, or early signs
Speaker 1: of melanoma. Spots that are changing appear out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: So I had three of them. One of them was
Speaker 1: on my on my foot, yep, and I had one
Speaker 1: on each of my shoulders. But before I knew it,
Speaker 1: she said, this is a beautiful, beautiful dermatologist that I see. Study,
Speaker 1: just study.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, shouldn't be getting not at the moment.
Speaker 1: You're not in your prime, not in front of her.
Speaker 3: See if I'm getting neud in front of a doctor,
Speaker 3: I want them.
Speaker 1: I was distracted, right.
Speaker 3: I want to look better. I want to look like
Speaker 3: the best person in the room from the one getting nude.
Speaker 1: She said, I think we need to get these just biopsy,
Speaker 1: just like so, I'm just going to take a little set,
Speaker 1: like a sample. I would you call it that, but
Speaker 1: I do, she said, She said, she said, I'm just
Speaker 1: going to shave.
Speaker 3: They make it sound like one of those meats.
Speaker 2: I need to be prepared. Yes, I need to know
Speaker 2: that I'm going in to get chopped open.
Speaker 1: But you know, I shave most days. Like having a
Speaker 1: shave sounds fairly rudimentary.
Speaker 2: I need to come back for another appointment when I'm
Speaker 2: mentally prepared that you're shaving past.
Speaker 1: No worries, you can you can give me a shot.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't anticipate that you need injections. So all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm getting three separate injections in different
Speaker 1: parts of my body. What are you like with needles, Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't really know to expect a needle. All of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the needle was going in.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it hurts.
Speaker 1: And then the shave, it's not it. It's not shaving whiskers,
Speaker 1: it's it's shaving like taking full b it's the entirety
Speaker 1: of spots, all the mile, the whole thing coming on
Speaker 1: like a spoon.
Speaker 3: That's not a shave, that's a scoop scoop.
Speaker 2: Did they stitch.
Speaker 1: There's no stitches because you're shaving. You shave the top
Speaker 1: of it, put a band aid on, you put a
Speaker 1: little bit of gauze on or something.
Speaker 2: If it requires gorse. I need at least a week's.
Speaker 3: Warning, and I want to be completely out to shove.
Speaker 1: And then they get a little little tub and they
Speaker 1: they dropped the little a little.
Speaker 2: Like a skin tag.
Speaker 3: The poo tub your head samples. I've had a lot
Speaker 3: of tubs.
Speaker 2: We also have to cut your hair and do the hair.
Speaker 3: Yes, when you said you're in a gown, I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're in a gown ninety the time.
Speaker 2: So then, what did you go to the podiatress to
Speaker 2: get the the spot check that had been taken.
Speaker 1: I know that was to have a couple of corns.
Speaker 3: God, just a reminder he's still single.
Speaker 2: Ladies wake up feeling would follow them on the socials.
Speaker 1: Yeah,