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Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourn.

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Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.

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Speaker 3: Gonna be great, gonna be a good day.

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Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren on No you're one hundred.

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Speaker 4: Well, good morning everybody. A Hi guys, guys, guys, welcome

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Speaker 4: to your Wednesday. We are halfway through the week.

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Speaker 3: Baby, good morning.

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Speaker 5: It's a miserable old Wednesday out there.

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Speaker 4: She's windy and crappy. Hell's a wet and cold this morning. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: that was a bit of a mission. What do you mean,

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Speaker 4: well you went out after they?

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Speaker 5: Oh, yes, that was tired.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: No, it was a good day to stay inside. I

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Speaker 5: loved it.

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Speaker 1: Did you stay inside.

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Speaker 5: Inside all day? Loved it? Sat out of the rain,

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Speaker 5: out of the wind, watched Eric on Netflix?

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Speaker 3: Ah, that was great.

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Speaker 4: How was your day when here and picked up the

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Speaker 4: kids and the day began, the day began to No

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Speaker 4: sex is worth it?

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Speaker 5: You were watching the swimming last night in practice?

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Speaker 4: I said, sometimes, no sex is worth it.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but your children will be proud to hear

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Speaker 5: you say that.

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Speaker 4: Well, I said sometimes.

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Speaker 5: No, you just said no.

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Speaker 4: I said sometimes. Ever again, no, Yeah, tonight it's a

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Speaker 4: swimming night. How we feeling?

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Speaker 1: My goodness? So I'm swimming watching I wanted to study,

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Speaker 1: didn't I just get onto the.

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Speaker 5: Blox and I think you've just freaked yourself out even

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Speaker 5: more my watching the atual athletes compete.

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Speaker 4: I was sitting there with the kids and lou last night.

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Speaker 4: We're hosting a screening party for you tonight. Well I

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Speaker 4: was like, guys, you know dad knows an athlete who's

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Speaker 4: going to be in the pool tomorrow night.

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Speaker 5: Is it going to be a job? Like?

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Speaker 1: I hope?

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Speaker 5: What I mean? So you're in this celebrity relay. You've

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Speaker 5: got celebrities and then you've got action your ex olympian.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's a nice mix.

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Speaker 3: Is it everywhere?

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Speaker 5: Because you're taking it quite seriously.

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Speaker 1: I was texting Sylvia Jeffries last night. She isn't it?

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Speaker 1: She says, I feel sick about it. I said, you

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Speaker 1: and me both. I've not swum a proper race since

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six.

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Speaker 5: But you've got a swim bag that makes.

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Speaker 1: You I wouldn't mind about of gastro right now, not

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Speaker 1: in the poor the.

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Speaker 5: Pool, but like, do you think you're gonna have a

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Speaker 5: bit of folance splash splash around away.

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Speaker 1: To the crowd mid or like Oh no, no, no.

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Speaker 5: You're taking it seriously. I've actually never seen you so competing.

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Speaker 1: To get to the other end as fast as I

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Speaker 1: can swim. Simson, I'm just worried that.

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Speaker 4: I'm just worried that you're going to take it so

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Speaker 4: serious that everyone's going to look at you like a

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Speaker 4: bit of a tool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Champ, it's better than the alternative, which is

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Speaker 1: splash splashing around in the pool.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of which, Carl Stephanovic, who is up against you,

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Speaker 4: is going to be hearing doing that, isn't he. Yeah, Oh,

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Speaker 4: there's no way Carl's take that serious. He's going to

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Speaker 4: be joining us tonight this morning after seven.

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Speaker 5: Because Keith Alexander, who's in here last week, is also

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Speaker 5: something in your relay, in your team, and her plan

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Speaker 5: was to use a kickboard as.

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Speaker 1: Team captain, I shall be telling her there will be

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Speaker 1: no kick play.

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Speaker 5: You're taking these I've never seen you so seriously.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's because I'm in speedos on national television.

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Speaker 5: I've got something that's going to make you look better

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Speaker 5: in speedo's. Really, Yeah, you get I'm going.

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Speaker 3: To a little later swim suits.

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Speaker 5: No, you could be you could be a man, Keen

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Speaker 5: if you want, you'd still look great in this.

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Speaker 4: We've got you a giant prosthetic. We haven't. It's something else.

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Speaker 4: We'll get to that a little bit later on after

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Speaker 4: eight o'clock taking a serious Hasn't he like rattles?

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Speaker 5: It's a competitive is an athlete?

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Speaker 1: I am an athlete jas for one only.

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Speaker 4: All right, we will get to that.

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Speaker 5: You haven't got too strong, that you've made yourself had buoyant.

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Speaker 4: He had had a big meal last.

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Speaker 1: Night at a steak and some sweet potato.

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Speaker 5: That's good that you've got a car bloat, he.

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Speaker 1: Said, let's have pasta for breakfast. I think it was

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Speaker 1: him that wanted the past and not mere No.

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Speaker 5: I think on game day it's more like bananas? Is it?

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Speaker 4: Always it I've got.

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Speaker 5: I don't think you have passed.

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Speaker 4: That's why we're screwed up having a Lazadia before athletics day.

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Speaker 5: You look bloated in in your dicktogs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can never get over that high jump. Mason

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Speaker 4: Cox on the air in the next twenty minutes, and yes,

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Speaker 4: as I mentioned, carl Stephano coming.

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Speaker 5: Up, I'm excited to hear from Carlos.

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Speaker 1: What about the update on our boy Christian Petrarca as well.

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Speaker 5: I know its terrible, devastating news. Poor thing. So four

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Speaker 5: broken rimps, yes, lacerated.

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Speaker 3: Splaces, punctured, punctured.

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Speaker 5: Lung very unwell. That that's that's a long, long, slow recovering.

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Speaker 1: I spoke to his parents yesterday. I believe he's in

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Speaker 1: hospital for the rest of the week.

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Speaker 5: He's pretty the week, yeah he oh, yeah, he's going

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Speaker 5: to be sore. Yes, lacerated spleen. Remember, I mean I

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Speaker 5: was texting him last night and he said he was

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Speaker 5: feeling okay. But I think he's pretty tough. I remember

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Speaker 5: Mason had a lacerated spleen and he could hardly move

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Speaker 5: for four weeks.

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Speaker 3: He was out for what six?

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Speaker 1: I think it might be season over fair, which means

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Speaker 1: season over.

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Speaker 4: Do we need to do a roster like for visiting ours.

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Speaker 5: I don't think he wants to see us, but we

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Speaker 5: should send something.

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Speaker 4: We should we must go.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't think we should go. I think we

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Speaker 5: should leave him. I think we should send him take it.

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Speaker 1: In terms of feeding him.

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Speaker 5: I don't think we should go. I think we should

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Speaker 5: leave that to his mum and wife.

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Speaker 4: Should we send ourselves?

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Speaker 5: No, Actually, be careful on the roads out there Melbourne.

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Speaker 5: It is wet and windy. I did not want to

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Speaker 5: get out of bed today. Bitfairs like when you're lying

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Speaker 5: in bed, not when you have to get up and

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Speaker 5: it's pouring outside you.

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Speaker 4: My wife did yesterday, pulled up at home, went running

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Speaker 4: inside after the kids and left her windows down in

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Speaker 4: the car overnight well through the afternoon. Last night was out.

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Speaker 4: There were towels. It was like she drove through a

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Speaker 4: car wash. It was crazy.

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Speaker 3: When the rain hit, it really came.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she had a new cart.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she's got the came out car, the havel.

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Speaker 4: A lot of electrics that depending what in brighton A yeah,

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Speaker 4: out of basic.

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Speaker 5: What did we get in the other night?

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Speaker 3: B y D Build Your Dreams.

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Speaker 1: Build your dream I liked that. It was very space

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Speaker 1: mind just got one.

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Speaker 4: The electric version?

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Speaker 1: Is he electric?

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Speaker 4: Aren't they really?

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Speaker 3: By D?

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Speaker 1: Is electric electric?

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Speaker 5: Not only anyone I didn't ask. He asked about it

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Speaker 5: every other detail. The lights you can change all the

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Speaker 5: lights inside.

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Speaker 4: Like like that, like a little party.

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Speaker 5: Like it was green and then he had a purple

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Speaker 5: and then yeah it was your Mercedes do this. Yeah

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Speaker 5: it was new and he was.

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Speaker 4: I was about to say he would have been loving

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Speaker 4: that you're asking about that uber electric? Do you every time?

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Speaker 1: Every time? Environmental Warrior, No, I do a lot of

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Speaker 1: urban honestly, the fitness, the health and now electric.

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Speaker 4: You're like a ripped bindio.

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Speaker 5: You are you very impressive?

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Speaker 1: You get a match of two.

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Speaker 5: Please, you will be drinking much before you know it.

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Speaker 4: Hey, coming up at seven o'clock, Nova's trip a day.

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Speaker 4: We have a brand new little getaway to offload just

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Speaker 4: after seven. But coming up next los he.

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Speaker 5: I've got a statistic about driving something that fifty four

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Speaker 5: so over half of Australians have done. And I think

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Speaker 5: it's wrong. I think we are. We must be the

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Speaker 5: top of the tree in here, all right when it

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Speaker 5: comes to we must be perfect.

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Speaker 4: Let's find out where everyone sits on the other side

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Speaker 4: of this here on Novar. Will today be the day

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Speaker 4: that we go into hiding? Melbourn's biggest game of hide

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Speaker 4: and seek is coming thanks to Alexis of Brighton. You

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Speaker 4: can make a dynamic entrance with the Alexis lb X

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Speaker 4: City Suv at Lexis of Brighton, just long the Nepean Highway.

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Speaker 4: At any point this week we could just get up

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Speaker 4: mid show, leave and make our way to a secret location.

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Speaker 4: When we're both there, the game begins.

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Speaker 3: The game will be on two hundred.

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Speaker 4: And fifty thousand dollars, but the money counts down, so

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Speaker 4: the quicker you find us, the more you win. It

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Speaker 4: is Melbourne's biggest game of hide and seek.

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Speaker 5: Did you guys say the story that went viral yesterday

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Speaker 5: about the fox that was stuck in the truck?

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Speaker 4: The fox?

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Speaker 3: So there was a truck.

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Speaker 5: Driving down the highway and here in Melbourne. No, it

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Speaker 5: was in Adelaide, you're just out of in South Australia,

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Speaker 5: out of Adelaide. And he knew he hit something in

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Speaker 5: a big truck. I mean, I don't know. I feel

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Speaker 5: like you think you hit something all the time going

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Speaker 5: over bumps and potholes.

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Speaker 3: He knew he hit something.

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Speaker 5: So he stopped the truck and jumped out and looked

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Speaker 5: at it, and inside the grill was a fully alive,

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Speaker 5: functioning fox trying to get out, like biting on the

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Speaker 5: grill from the inside.

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Speaker 4: Look.

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Speaker 5: I mean, there's many questions about how it actually managed

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Speaker 5: to get under the grill.

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Speaker 1: It might so lodged in there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and it's it's it's behind the grill. Trying

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Speaker 5: to chew its way out, so it just going along

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Speaker 5: for the ride. He had to call a vet. He

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Speaker 5: didn't know what to do. It was like, I can't

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Speaker 5: take off. He couldn't get it out. He couldn't get

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Speaker 5: through the bonnet to get it out.

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Speaker 4: Also, take your bloody arm off, wouldn't it You don't

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Speaker 4: want to get near of that.

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Speaker 5: They called a wildlife bet who had to sedate the

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Speaker 5: fox to get it out.

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Speaker 1: But are they pests?

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Speaker 4: How common other pests? Reckons She's seen a couple of

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Speaker 4: foxes especially after dark.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, where was that hiden during the day in

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Speaker 5: theirs and sews underground?

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Speaker 1: Maybe in their burrows, in their burrows, realized people.

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Speaker 5: I don't know much about not qualified, but after you

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Speaker 5: hit this fox, it's got a lot of people talking

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Speaker 5: about things that you have hit in in your car.

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Speaker 5: There is a report that has said fifty four percent

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Speaker 5: of Australians have been involved in an animal collision. There's

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Speaker 5: no way more than half of the population of hidden animal.

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Speaker 5: I've never hit an animal, I reckon.

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Speaker 4: I'd bounce back from a from bumping and oldie over

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Speaker 5: Have you hit an animal?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Never have I hit my mum. Once you hit your mum,

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Speaker 1: I meant to go backwards, went forwards, good bye. You

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Speaker 4: Are you trying to reverse?

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Speaker 3: Did you hear her?

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Speaker 1: It gave a little nudge, just a little lucky against

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Speaker 5: Turtles, animals hit a root once you have now say,

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Speaker 5: if you say kangaroo in the middle of the road,

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Speaker 5: you just drive.

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Speaker 3: Straight driving, don't.

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Speaker 1: Keep driving?

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Speaker 5: Meant yeah, you better to hit it front on if

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Speaker 5: you If you swerve, you can end up caught. You

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Speaker 5: can end up causing much more damage to yourself and

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Speaker 5: the car. Really run straight through it, always head on.

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Speaker 4: But I've heard the complete opposite.

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Speaker 1: What you stop?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, if you can stop, obviously, that's the first preference.

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Speaker 3: You don't you don't try and swerve.

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Speaker 5: You can go down a bank, you can go into

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Speaker 5: a tree, you can go into other oncoming vehicles.

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Speaker 1: Skip, you'll get out of your way, my mom, if.

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Speaker 5: Not straight through? Have you seen the dammage on cars

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Speaker 5: from kangaroos?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 1: Extraordinary, shocking, extraordinary.

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Speaker 4: My mum ran over me once in the drag play

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Speaker 1: Oh, just like a little sit a car, Yeah, break

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Speaker 4: No, it was more like the whole foot area round.

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Speaker 5: The ankle obviously accidentally or was it a punishment.

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Speaker 1: For me and your mum have something in common? It

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Speaker 1: seems bad drivers.

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Speaker 5: No, you can't be running over your children.

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Speaker 1: Or your mom.

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Speaker 4: I think it'd be terrible to hit like someone's family pet.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't know how you must have.

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Speaker 5: Well, fifty four percent of Australian drivers have been in

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Speaker 5: an animal collision.

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Speaker 4: We'll shame on you. Obviously we're in the minority drives.

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Speaker 5: Slow down, Slow down. Your friend's dog actually runs straight

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Speaker 5: across the street the other day in front of the car,

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Speaker 5: and it was it was it was fun, bounced up. No,

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Speaker 5: I didn't hit. It was faster than the cup. It

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Speaker 5: like ran across the street and then we saw a

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Speaker 4: Light and bright stories. Oh my goodness, what are we

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Speaker 4: doing thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 1: We're going to play chicken?

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Speaker 4: What did you hit?

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Speaker 5: What if you hit?

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Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. If you hit something in your car,

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Speaker 4: I'm not necessarily meeting people in animals. That could just

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Speaker 3: Know, what if you run over exactly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you like you when you hit being in

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Speaker 1: the car park, you reversed into the wall.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and I'm still waiting for the car to be

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Speaker 4: there for quite a while.

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Speaker 1: He honestly came out of nowhere.

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Speaker 4: If you go down. They painted the wall the same

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Speaker 4: color as the pylons, particular the three D number. Wouldn't

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Speaker 4: you three D pilot when you paint a pile on

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Speaker 5: Well. The other with that car park is that the

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Speaker 5: cup the adjacent car parks don't line up.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Lauren.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean so they're not, you know how normally?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what got me.

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Speaker 5: The polls on in the same spot at the front

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Speaker 5: of the back.

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Speaker 1: You should invoice them.

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Speaker 5: Jason, I nearly hit your car this morning. I got distracted.

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Speaker 5: I thought I saw a cat actually running across the thing.

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Speaker 5: It was my reflection on that silver bean. Wasn't a fox?

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Speaker 5: What did the fox say though?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: No, guys, what my dear the fox?

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Speaker 4: That's look at the phone lines. A lot of people

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Speaker 4: hit things in Melbourne thirteen twenty four to ten. We're

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Speaker 4: going to find out what you hit on the other

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Speaker 4: side of my car.

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Speaker 5: I didn't hit it, No, I didn't.

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Speaker 4: What do we got tops of eighteen today. It's eleven

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Speaker 4: at the moment. The rain and wind is going to

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Speaker 4: be going nowhere, So take it easy when you're out

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Speaker 1: What I think it's thirteen. I'm closer inspection. Yeah, tops

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Speaker 1: are thirteen.

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Speaker 5: I know we almost have reached the top temperature today.

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Speaker 5: That already that I really need to get that.

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Speaker 4: Front changed on that screen.

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Speaker 1: It's quite hard season it, especially for an older pair

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Speaker 4: Mate, you've got no idea, no idea.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we need to get you some some bifocals. I

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Speaker 1: imagine ja by focals.

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Speaker 4: I told you I looked like they're going up.

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Speaker 5: Well, you might need to wear glasses because we're talking

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Speaker 5: about what have you hit in your car? What did

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Speaker 5: you say? You hit?

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Speaker 4: My mum ran over me and I hit a I've

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Speaker 4: always one of those sunglasses that flip up.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're there, stylish inside outside?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? What about what the transition lenses when you go

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Speaker 5: in the sun they just go, oh yeah, transition lenses.

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Speaker 5: You ain't living all right. Let's go to warrigal Byanky,

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Speaker 5: Good morning. Have you hit something in your car?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 6: I have.

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Speaker 7: I was driving along the highway and so We're doing

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Speaker 7: about one hundred and ten kilometers an hour. There was

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Speaker 7: a car in front of me with a barbecue on

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Speaker 7: the back. Oh no, come off the barbecue the web

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Speaker 7: back of the car and I've hit the barbecue.

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Speaker 4: What's barbie?

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Speaker 7: You're right? How bad was the fine? No, it was

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Speaker 7: actually not too bad. There was a scratch on the

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Speaker 7: back of my car and that was fine. But about

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Speaker 7: three weeks later I was going through a roundabout and

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Speaker 7: then another barbecues from off the car.

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Speaker 1: No way, two barbecues.

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Speaker 5: What are the old barbecues? Why are these people securing

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Speaker 5: the barbecues on the tray.

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Speaker 4: That's just reminded me remember that movie Final Destination with

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Speaker 4: the log truck and the logs off and go straight

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Speaker 4: through people's two barbecues.

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Speaker 5: Two barbecue, separate occasions to.

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Speaker 7: Your barbecues, two separate occasions, different barbecue.

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Speaker 4: Do you freak out if you see a barbecue's glass

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Speaker 4: sign coming up? Like you're like, you know what I'm

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Speaker 4: chucking to you? They go a different way. It's not

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Speaker 4: worth it.

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Speaker 5: Talia and Cranbourne, good morning.

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Speaker 8: Good morning guys.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Are you one of the fifty six percent of Austrains

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Speaker 5: who have hit something in their car.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, unfortunately, what was it?

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Speaker 7: I actually ran over my partner's sport.

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Speaker 5: This is what happened to Jason, intentional, was it?

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Speaker 7: We We were having a little tips and I was like,

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Speaker 7: oh my.

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Speaker 10: Gosh, I've had enough of you.

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Speaker 9: So I went to my car and my poor.

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Speaker 7: Partner has come after me, and as I was reversing

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Speaker 7: the driveway, I wouldn't tickle. But yeah, it definitely did

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Speaker 7: stickle him. He did have a blood toe.

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Speaker 5: Did you feel bad about it? You keept driving and

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Speaker 5: that's on you.

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Speaker 4: The story.

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Speaker 5: I would have been like, well, what was the fight

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Speaker 5: about Talia? Something stupid?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we kind of reconciled because I ruan his toe over.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's he probably pretty under attire to get him

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Speaker 5: out of trouble exactly. Oh, now you've run over my

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Speaker 5: foot and you have to feel sorry for me.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, I wouldn't feel.

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Speaker 5: So I keep driving. I've done this trick before, Babe,

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Speaker 5: I'm out of here.

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Speaker 4: You would keep driving you get to work to be like,

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Speaker 4: there's Jason's funny little hat on the dash. Yeah, where's

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Speaker 4: Jase gone?

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Speaker 1: He's in the grill. The j from Adelaide Morning.

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Speaker 11: Joe love you show your eyes love it.

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Speaker 1: What do you hit?

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Speaker 8: I hit a cow?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I was I was fire.

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Speaker 8: There was north of Adelaide on my way back down

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Speaker 8: from one of the mine sights delivery. Saw something out

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Speaker 8: the corner of my right eye and just looked about

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Speaker 8: the driver's side windows, looked up two steps. The cow

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Speaker 8: was straight in front of me.

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Speaker 5: Oh what were you driving a truck or you in like.

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Speaker 8: A in a road train?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, road train hit a.

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Speaker 8: Hundred k and he went through the center of the

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Speaker 8: ball bark, putting the mono back, smashed the windows, all

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Speaker 8: the headlines.

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Speaker 1: So you were you moving?

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Speaker 5: Like one hundred thousand dollars damage?

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Speaker 1: He was moving.

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Speaker 8: Because I couldn't go any didn't have any walk back.

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Speaker 8: Just to make sure you know I was all right.

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Speaker 4: It was obviously.

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Speaker 8: My torture around and there speak the other cows looking

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Speaker 8: at me, going, what the hell have you just done?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, John, you know what you must have been moved.

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Speaker 5: Good Jack.

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Speaker 3: Thought it then.

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Speaker 5: Clean you tried to deliver that line anytime.

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Speaker 4: I just quickly our team. Anyone on the team hit anything,

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Speaker 4: or anyone.

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Speaker 5: Brody would have.

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Speaker 12: I hit a brand a friend's brand new snowboard. Which

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Speaker 12: was tied to the roof and came flying off and

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Speaker 12: crushed it into like a small little black thousand pieces

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Speaker 12: on here.

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Speaker 4: He didn't do the straps enough effects bro Producages.

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Speaker 13: Back in December in my south and Lap and Claudia

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Speaker 13: did a camper van trip in Queensland. I drove all

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Speaker 13: the way from Brisbane to Port Douglas. Didn't hit anything,

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Speaker 13: but I let Claudia drive for fifteen minutes and she

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Speaker 13: hit a dock midflies.

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Speaker 3: Gen z, come on, she would hit something. I've been

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Speaker 3: a few things.

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Speaker 8: I was at a service station and I was parked

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Speaker 8: when I got a snack and I reversed straight into

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Speaker 8: someone who was feeling out the carpet.

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Speaker 5: Gowhere possibly Alie.

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Speaker 4: Tell you what Another holiday up for Grahams at Barossa Valley,

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Speaker 4: South Australia.

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Speaker 1: I have been there.

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Speaker 4: It is a beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Spot, isn't it. The wineries in South Australia are amazing.

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Speaker 4: I actually got sent there for the launch of McLeod's Daughters.

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Speaker 1: Oh really is that where they're Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Were sitting there on some range and the person channel

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Speaker 4: I was doing a speech and then they got us

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Speaker 4: to look up over the hill and all the cast

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Speaker 4: came up riding horses.

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00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,439
Speaker 5: Amazing, that's quite cool. They wouldn't have the budget for

458
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,720
Speaker 5: that these days invision scilling.

459
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,119
Speaker 4: That shirt.

460
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,480
Speaker 1: Remack, didn't they no thought?

461
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,240
Speaker 5: Thought that was packed to the rafters. Wasn't that packed?

462
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,080
Speaker 5: Get more packed to the rafters?

463
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:11,639
Speaker 3: Or they did like extra pack to the really.

464
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:15,679
Speaker 5: Packed swinging from the rafters. Hev yeah, with something like that,

465
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:16,560
Speaker 5: he'll be wrong.

466
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,879
Speaker 4: Let's send someone to the Barossa. How about we go,

467
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 4: Jackie bye, get Jack good? Hey, you going good, You're better, You're.

468
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,560
Speaker 11: You're kidding me.

469
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,600
Speaker 1: That is all time.

470
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,720
Speaker 11: Thank you so much.

471
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,240
Speaker 5: You're so welcome. If you've got someone you.

472
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,240
Speaker 4: Want to take, I'll be taking my wife.

473
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 5: Jack, She'll be through.

474
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:37,240
Speaker 11: Sure.

475
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,200
Speaker 1: I want to take you off, definitely, mate. I think

476
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,640
Speaker 1: i'd get a cleep before.

477
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,400
Speaker 5: Didn't, smart man, Jack, smart man, have a great time.

478
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 5: The wineries in the brossl are just beautiful.

479
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, unreal, I've never been, so I'm really looking forward to.

480
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,280
Speaker 4: Thank you so so much. Remember when they when they

481
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,600
Speaker 4: pour the glass, Jack, don't just scull it straight away.

482
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,040
Speaker 4: He supposed to do that little squirl thing.

483
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:56,760
Speaker 1: And smart it.

484
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,639
Speaker 5: Depends if you're in the restaurant, you can scull it

485
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,200
Speaker 5: if you're in the tasting Jack.

486
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 1: I like your energy.

487
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 4: Jack.

488
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,680
Speaker 1: What are you up to today? Brother, I'm headed to work. Yes,

489
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,639
Speaker 1: I'm just yeah, I'm wrapped.

490
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,680
Speaker 4: What do you do for I'm a plastray.

491
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 1: I've rung and spoke to you guys before.

492
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,680
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, and I sang my school song.

493
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,199
Speaker 5: Oh you know how I feel about people sing their

494
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 5: school songs? I love it?

495
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack, good on?

496
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 5: You're Jack?

497
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,119
Speaker 4: Do you want to do?

498
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 5: You want to do your school song one more time?

499
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 4: Take us out?

500
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:32,919
Speaker 1: All right?

501
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,719
Speaker 4: A brand new holiday up for grabs today.

502
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,639
Speaker 5: This is a good one. If you like skiing, we

503
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,479
Speaker 5: could be sending you to the snowy mountains in New

504
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 5: South Wales. If you like the snow, that's where you

505
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 5: want to be.

506
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:51,360
Speaker 4: And the winning artist you're listening out for five seconds

507
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 4: of summer. I love a bit of.

508
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 5: Five so I love a bit of five sous too.

509
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 5: What if I so?

510
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:00,719
Speaker 8: Now?

511
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 5: I haven't heard about path Sauce for a while.

512
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,880
Speaker 4: One of them is pulling a shift downstairs.

513
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 1: Of cold.

514
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 5: Are they four seconds of summer out post Malone?

515
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 4: When you hear when you fi sauce and win Here

516
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 4: at Nova.

517
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,959
Speaker 5: I want to talk about something that Jace sent me

518
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 5: on the weekend. And I'm not talking about the photo

519
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 5: where you said you were nailing parenting life. That was

520
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 5: the first image I got where he's looking after his

521
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 5: children on a Sunday morning. I think it was it

522
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 5: must have been midday because he's got a glass of

523
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 5: red sitting outside.

524
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 3: Do you remember it's cold, cold, cold on.

525
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 5: Sunday And there's his three kids sitting in shorts and

526
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 5: a T shirt outside hanging out with their dad with

527
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,479
Speaker 5: just rows and rows of scratches, entertaining the kids. He's

528
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 5: drinking red whine and the kids is scratching away scratches, scratchy, scratched.

529
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 3: Did they win anything?

530
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: Activity that they win anything? Yeah?

531
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Speaker 4: Had he got eight bucks? I don't to go back

532
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 4: and get him more, right.

533
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have loved that because then you're like, oh,

534
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 5: I'll get another glass of red willy scratches those eightes.

535
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 4: Hey guys, why don't you get the crossword one that

536
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 4: takes a bit.

537
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: Of time, does it?

538
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

539
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 4: Or the little one the bingo to Dad used.

540
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 1: To get us to play club Keino at the pub.

541
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we used to do as well.

542
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 5: Not really it is Keino like bingo didn't. Yeah, no,

543
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 5: well he was doing scratches because he was outside in

544
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 5: the Melbourne freezing cobble. His kids are in shorts and

545
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 5: T shirts. So I had a good laugh at that,

546
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 5: and then he said also he's been talking about it

547
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,439
Speaker 5: for a week since he's bought a new house.

548
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,959
Speaker 3: He ordered a skip, good Jason to.

549
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 5: Turf everything that wasn't making the move. It is a

550
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 5: good clear out.

551
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 4: We've been in that house for seven and a bit years.

552
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 5: Oh there's stuff you would have accumulated.

553
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 4: And it's quite It's emotional as well because it's like

554
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 4: our first family home, all three of us living there,

555
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 4: but just the crap.

556
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 1: That you collect, and it's interesting.

557
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 4: Everything's got to go.

558
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 5: It's gotta go, not everything, and are going to move

559
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 5: into a new house with nothing. And at the moment

560
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 5: there seems to be a running theme of things that

561
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 5: you have thrown out. So I got sent this photo

562
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,959
Speaker 5: of the skip saying this is my Saturday, and Clinton

563
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 5: and I sat there for about forty minutes laughing at

564
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 5: the things we could find it because it seems you've

565
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 5: only thrown out things that have to do with sport

566
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,120
Speaker 5: and fitness.

567
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: So where should we start.

568
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 5: The boxing gloves the boxing and where did you use

569
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 5: those boxinges the.

570
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: Brand side did you go boxing?

571
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 5: I don't think you've ever used them. They're brand new

572
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 5: and they're in the skip.

573
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 4: No, no, no, howe he went through a boxing stage.

574
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 5: I've got a well next to that is the soccer goal,

575
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 5: so kids aren't allowed to play soccer anymore. Soccer goals

576
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 5: in the bin.

577
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 4: I was like, you know what, we could use two sticks.

578
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 1: I've got one. Yeah, there's a tailor made golf cap.

579
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: When are you playing golf?

580
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 4: I went through a stage at the driving range.

581
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Speaker 5: Well, that's right next to the boogiey board. So heaven

582
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 5: forbid the kids ever want to go to the beach

583
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 5: because the boogie boards in.

584
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Speaker 1: The skipt Imagine Jason the boogie board. Can you imagine if.

585
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 4: You can, if you squint, you can see my priping.

586
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, so beach trips are canceled. You know what else

587
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 5: is canceled this year, clan because it's in the skip.

588
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 5: Christmas is there's a Christmas tree.

589
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 3: Christmas it's gone.

590
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 4: Look at a point out look how the box it's Christmas.

591
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 5: Is cancel Christmas. Now they're not going snorkeling because the

592
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 5: snorkels in the bindow snorkle's gone, the goggles, the snorkel

593
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 5: that's out.

594
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 1: It's there's a giant teddy bear.

595
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 5: Enormous teddy Bear, normous. Did you win that at the

596
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 5: Royal Melbourne show The.

597
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 4: Kids wanted at some school fate.

598
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 5: Well, guess what, they're not having fun with their teddy

599
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 5: bear anymore. In the skip now the exercise mats, those

600
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 5: mats you put down on the ground to do yoga.

601
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 5: He's not allowed to do that anymore. They're gone. The

602
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,719
Speaker 5: NERF guns are out. There's about nineteen NERF guns.

603
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 4: The NERF guns were ridiculous. So it's bloody bullets.

604
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: And it seems to be some sort of inflatable object

605
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: front left. Is that the is that the.

606
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 5: You know that's the elder blow up slide.

607
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 4: No, it's the slipping slide from.

608
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 3: Out of the map.

609
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, kids won't be having fun on that this summer.

610
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 1: Well, they're not having any fun at all, it seems.

611
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:12,719
Speaker 8: No.

612
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 5: All the bikes are in there, they're gone, all the tricks,

613
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 5: the bikes. What did you keep Jason on the beach chair?

614
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: Beach chairs?

615
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: You know, I hate the beach.

616
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything to do with the beach is gone. And

617
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 5: also why it's for someone who hates pets? Why have

618
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 5: you got a pet bed in there?

619
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 4: No, I think that's a pillow.

620
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 5: Oh looks like a fluffy pet.

621
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: But I don't want to be sleeping with that. I'd

622
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: get fur balls.

623
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 5: What was what were the children allowed to keep out

624
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 5: of it?

625
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 4: Allowed? One box?

626
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 3: One?

627
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 5: How small was the box?

628
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 7: No?

629
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 4: No? No, like a decent size. Like I said, kids,

630
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 4: rooms are full of crap like this, old Pokemon cards,

631
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 4: forty cards everywhere, like from last season and stuff. So

632
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 4: we just I gave them a box each, I said, anything,

633
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 4: you really want to keep putting this box? And then

634
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 4: it's not like a crystal collection. They went through a

635
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 4: lava lamp stage.

636
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: And in decembery you're just putting up a wreath or

637
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: what are you doing?

638
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 4: We're going to need a new Christmas and we're getting

639
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 4: a new Christmas tree because remember in the house it's

640
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 4: showing to Clint the photos and there's like one of

641
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 4: those nice rooms that you have, the good room, and

642
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 4: Clint was like, that's your Christmas tree room, and I'm.

643
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: Like, yeah it is.

644
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, you might need to.

645
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 4: Where do we sit on a white Christmas tree? No, no, I.

646
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 5: Think they can be beautiful. It's very American though this

647
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 5: is snow here. Yeah, very American.

648
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 4: I like the ones with the fiber optic lights to know,

649
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 4: so you're not like wrapping.

650
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 5: The a real one, mate, Stop being a grinch.

651
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 4: Real one's a lot of work. So good.

652
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: Sure you got in your skip.

653
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 4: What's funny you ask that one's getting picked up today

654
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 4: and new ones getting.

655
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 5: I can't see what's on the secondier of skip.

656
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 4: We're just gone twenty fast seven. All right, coming up

657
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 4: details on Nover's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars Hide

658
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 4: and Seek. But next the latest scandal to rock a

659
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 4: school here in Melbourne. We'll dive into it on the

660
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 4: other side of this. And this morning, just waking up

661
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 4: listening to your news, Clint, I was like hell again

662
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty four. There's so much to worry about

663
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 4: as a parent, and then you hear a story like this.

664
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 4: A teenage boy has been arrested after fifty girls at

665
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 4: Backers Marsh Grammar had fake AI nude images of them

666
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 4: created and circulated on social media years nine to twelve.

667
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 4: The girls are from.

668
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,360
Speaker 5: So is that it's using their faces from public photos

669
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 5: the internet.

670
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: Also, Yeah, someone's.

671
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 4: Gone to their Instagram page, chopped out their face, put

672
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 4: it through some sort of AI technology. I don't really

673
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 4: understand how it works, and then it creates yeah, and.

674
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 5: Someone else's body.

675
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: Right, But just like it's terrifying for parents, whether it's

676
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: real for the kids.

677
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 4: Absolutely to photos like that circulated through the school. Since then,

678
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 4: a teenage boy has been arrested.

679
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: So why is this happening? We've got an expert in

680
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: this morning. Susan McLain worked in the Victoria Police Force

681
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: for near on twenty seven years. She's now the Safety

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00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: Experts is in good Morning, Good morning morning. How concerning

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Speaker 1: is this?

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Speaker 14: Like, it's really concerning, and my heart goes out to

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Speaker 14: those girls. The fact that someone who they probably thought

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Speaker 14: they could trust took these photos off their social media

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Speaker 14: platforms and then manipulated them into nude AI images is

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Speaker 14: just appurrent.

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Speaker 4: So when you say someone they trust, technically it could

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Speaker 4: be someone they've never met, right, Like it could you know,

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Speaker 4: any Joe blog could have access to their social pages

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Speaker 4: if they're public, and get their face and make them AI.

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Speaker 14: Correct, that could happen. But when we see it, that

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Speaker 14: is a school based event. If you like it is

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Speaker 14: nearly ninety nine percent another student. Yeah, right, And so

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Speaker 14: the point like, why would you target a whole group

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Speaker 14: for one school if you weren't there to see the hum.

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Speaker 5: And so these images, because we've seen them, not just

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Speaker 5: with school kids, we've seen with celebrities. Are saying with

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Speaker 5: lots of people, they if you're looking at it, you

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Speaker 5: can't tell it it's not real?

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Speaker 14: Right, No, No, Look, I think people talk about photoshop

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Speaker 14: and your photosop was pretty good, but you could normally

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Speaker 14: tell the head was different to the body.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: With AI, I mean there's degrees of AI, and there's

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Speaker 14: some AI that I would look at and.

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Speaker 6: Go, yeah, that's fake.

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Speaker 14: But most of it, the good AI and the good

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Speaker 14: IO is free. Like it doesn't cost you anything to

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Speaker 14: have these programs. You cannot discern it to the naked eye. Yeah,

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Speaker 14: extremely realistic.

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Speaker 5: So this is technology. This is the way the world

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Speaker 5: is going. All of this is readily available to kids, adults,

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Speaker 5: to anybody. How do we stop it? Are our rules

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Speaker 5: and laws here in Victoria? In Australia tough enough?

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Speaker 4: Have they caught up with technology?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Look, I won't say caught up one hundred percent, but

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Speaker 14: we're better than many parts of the world. Generating a

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Speaker 14: naked image of a child is class's child abuse material,

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Speaker 14: regardless whether it's a cartoon, an anime, or real or

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Speaker 14: ali So we do have that covered.

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Speaker 5: Even if another child creates it themselves.

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Speaker 14: Absolutely, because you are considered legally responsible for your actions

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Speaker 14: from the age of ten, from the age of ten

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Speaker 14: to fourteen, the police then has to prove that you

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Speaker 14: knew what you were doing as well before charges can

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Speaker 14: be laid. But certainly, you know, young people or we

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Speaker 14: have a children's called young People are presented before the

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Speaker 14: court on a daily basis, and I think we need

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Speaker 14: to send a very quick and clear message that this

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Speaker 14: is not only disrespectful, hurtful and horrible, it is criminal

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Speaker 14: and there will be consequences. No questions asked, no slap

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Speaker 14: on the wrist. Do you know that this is wrong?

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Speaker 4: Susan.

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Speaker 1: So fifty female students in this case have been impacted

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Speaker 1: from years nine to twelve. From your experience, your vast experience,

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Speaker 1: how harmful can this be?

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Speaker 11: Horrible?

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Speaker 14: Like, no one is going to know the mental health

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Speaker 14: impact on an individual victim, and that's going to come

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Speaker 14: down to a lot of things. But even the most resilient,

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Speaker 14: mentally well young person cannot help but be effected by this,

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Speaker 14: as we've seen with the crime of sextortion that targets

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Speaker 14: predominantly teenage boys, that previously mentally well young people are

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Speaker 14: taking their own lives because of the fact that mood

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Speaker 14: images are being threatened to be released on the Internet.

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Speaker 14: I can see this type of behavior ending in tragedy. Unfortunately.

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Speaker 4: That's what's scared the hell out of me when I

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Speaker 4: read it this morning. I'm like, as a parent, I'm

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Speaker 4: scared enough about my kids being teased at school, and

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Speaker 4: then the way technology is going, because like, in all honesty,

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Speaker 4: how easy is it to create these sort of photos?

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Speaker 14: Really easy? I looked at an AI generator program on

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Speaker 14: the computer recently, and it was as simple as uploading

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Speaker 14: a couple of photos, pressing a button and then it

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Speaker 14: would give you a whole lot of options that you tweet.

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Speaker 4: Well, just just quickly. The companies that are releasing these apps,

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Speaker 4: are they response in any way in the eyes of the.

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Speaker 14: Law, Well, no, because their argument will be not my

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Speaker 14: fault that my product was missed you. Yeah, that's the

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Speaker 14: line that they will take. But we need the social

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Speaker 14: media platforms to try to I mean they should be

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Speaker 14: identifying your images AI or otherwise and should be either

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Speaker 14: blocking them or I mean they do remove them very

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Speaker 14: very quickly, but we need to do better at that

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Speaker 14: because the harm occurs the longer the images is online

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Speaker 14: and the wider the spread. So if we can get

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Speaker 14: it removed quickly, we can reduce some of the harm.

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Speaker 5: So, Susan, what how do we stop it? Is it

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Speaker 5: parents talking to children? Is at schools taking responsibility to

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Speaker 5: mums and dads driving to work this morning thinking oh

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Speaker 5: my gosh, this could happen to my child, or this

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Speaker 5: you know, someone that my child knows might do this.

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Speaker 5: How do we educate these kids to try and stop

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Speaker 5: this stuff from happening.

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Speaker 14: So we need comprehensive education in schools, absolutely, but we

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Speaker 14: need parents like it's interesting the parents driving to school going,

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Speaker 14: oh my god, this could happen to my child. Yes,

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Speaker 14: but there'll be parents that are driving now that will

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Speaker 14: be going not my kid. My kid wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 14: This happened. I can guarantee in a home on a

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Speaker 14: parent's watch. So it is a parent's responsibility to know

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Speaker 14: what their child is doing online, who they're doing it

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Speaker 14: with and to ensure that they are safe and be

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Speaker 14: not inflicting harm on someone else. So everyone has a

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Speaker 14: role to play. It's not just one particular demographic. But

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Speaker 14: parents need to step up to the mark. Your sons

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Speaker 14: are watching pornography, we know that that's happening in primary school,

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Speaker 14: and you need to be the voice of reason respect

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Speaker 14: to the consequence.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to push back on you a little bit here. Sorry,

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Speaker 4: I'm just going to push back on you a bit here, Susan,

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Speaker 4: because I sit here and go, Yeah, it's our responsibility.

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Speaker 4: But you can't watch your kid twenty four to seven

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Speaker 4: like what laws is sort of saying they need to

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Speaker 4: see the implications being very harsh if they go down

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Speaker 4: that route.

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Speaker 14: Oh absolutely, and no, no parent can watch twenty four seven.

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Speaker 14: But you know you don't allow your kids with phones

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Speaker 14: and devices in bedrooms and bathrooms. You do have a

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Speaker 14: set of rules about technology use. You do regularly check

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Speaker 14: their devices, know their past posts and passwords. It doesn't

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Speaker 14: mean nothing will happen, and it doesn't mean you'll see everything.

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Speaker 14: You're having a crack at it. You cannot live in

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Speaker 14: La la land and think not my kids.

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Speaker 4: No, I agree.

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Speaker 1: There also comes a stage where you surely have to

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Speaker 1: empower your kids.

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Speaker 4: It's not easy. Like I turn my back for a

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Speaker 4: second and they've grabbed the phone. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I was just going to say, Susan, thanks so

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Speaker 1: much if you're insight this morning. We do really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Susan McClain from Cyber Safety Solutions, and it's worth noting

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Speaker 1: for kids in cars. Kids Help Wine one eight hundred,

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Speaker 1: double five one eight hundred is the number to call

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Speaker 1: if you are in strife.

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Speaker 5: I think Susan was right when she said that, you know,

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Speaker 5: these the kids that are doing it, they need the

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Speaker 5: rules and the laws to crack down, but other kids

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Speaker 5: need to be aware of the consequences.

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Speaker 4: That's what it is.

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Speaker 5: Stuff. Because kids can do dumb things, absolutely not if

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Speaker 5: minutes dumb, and they think it's funny, and they think

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Speaker 5: that it's just a bit of school bandter teasing other

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Speaker 5: kids at school.

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Speaker 4: It's a criminal like to a certain degrees, a bit

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Speaker 4: old school. But they need the shit scared out of

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Speaker 4: them in this regard. It's like, you do this, you'll

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Speaker 4: go to jail. It's as simple as that.

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Speaker 5: It's scary, all right.

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Speaker 4: Just go on twenty four to weight coming up next.

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Speaker 4: Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars on the line. Is

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Speaker 4: it hide and seek time? HOI?

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Speaker 15: No, there's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars hide and

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Speaker 15: seek to search for Jason to Lawrence start soon, Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: No, we're still here.

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Speaker 5: I thought about leaving six o' one this morning.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, buddy, because I missed my coffee

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Speaker 4: shop yesterday and I walked in this morning and he

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Speaker 4: was like, I thought you went into hiding yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hunting?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry what you walked in this morning?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Didn't get us one?

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Speaker 5: No, I just went on for himself this morning.

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Speaker 4: I've got to pickle. I was running late. Didn't get

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Speaker 4: the rounds. So that how works?

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Speaker 7: Is it?

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Speaker 4: This is why we're not taking you in.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm in quinside.

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Speaker 1: I make sure I stop every morning and get that

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Speaker 1: coffee for you.

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Speaker 5: One for himself this morning?

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Speaker 1: Did he just just you found time to stop for himself?

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Speaker 5: Selfish little piggy, but.

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Speaker 4: Not for us. That's all right.

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Speaker 3: I'll remember put in a memory bank when I pull up.

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Speaker 1: It's just get to the last time.

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Speaker 5: They're not on the way. Oh, don't you start are

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Speaker 5: you kidding you want to play this game?

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Speaker 4: Guys, Let's not do this. We're about to be living together.

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Speaker 5: Don't push my bartons today like you.

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Speaker 4: We are about to leave it anytime. Anytime, could be

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Speaker 4: during this show, could be tomorrow's show. We could leave

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Speaker 4: it to the last minute to leave. On Friday, we

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Speaker 4: will go into hiding. We will broadcast and live at

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Speaker 4: the location and stay there until someone knocks on the

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Speaker 4: door and says, Jason, Lauren, come out, come out where

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Speaker 4: you are. Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars on our head.

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Speaker 1: But the money drops exactly.

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Speaker 4: So the faster you find us, the more you win.

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Speaker 5: We have heard again, out and seek quickly Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: Now remember us saying, look, don't stress if you're like, oh, look,

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Speaker 4: I can't run around during the day and try and

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Speaker 4: find you. Guys, just look in the area, like before

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Speaker 4: you go to work, if you're out for a morning walk.

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Speaker 4: Look at some of the places you walk past. You know,

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Speaker 4: could we be hiding there. It will not be a house,

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Speaker 4: it will not be a hospital, and it will not

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Speaker 4: be a school. Everywhere else is fair game and.

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Speaker 5: Lost suburb will we be in?

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Speaker 4: People are even flying in to Melbourne to play this game.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean that is if we didn't have

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Speaker 4: enough people from Sydney already coming in. Maddie is a

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Speaker 4: podcaster from Sydney.

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Speaker 5: Morning Morning, Maddie morning, How are you?

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Speaker 4: We're good? So you listened to the pod I do.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I don't like the Sydney shows. Sorry, you don't like

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Speaker 5: the Sydney Breakfast show. So you listen to us?

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Speaker 4: Yea, Maddie, you have flown into Melbourne to play hide

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Speaker 4: and Seek? Is that true?

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Speaker 1: Yes? That is correct.

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Speaker 5: Are you here now, Maddie?

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Speaker 7: No, I find at two pm today?

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Speaker 1: What are your thoughts early doors? Anyway? What are you suspecting?

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Speaker 1: Early doors? What are you thinking?

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Speaker 10: Look, I've taken some clues from what has been said already.

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Speaker 7: I've started an Xcel spreadsheet.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, yep.

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00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 14: Well you've got to be in the twinter right.

904
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 5: That's exactly right.

905
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 4: That's not bad.

906
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 7: Take it all on I'm going to take it all

907
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 7: on board and packing up.

908
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 11: Having all day.

909
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 5: It's cold and wet and Melbourne this morning, so a

910
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 5: rug up.

911
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 4: Hey, Maddie, I will say you have picked up on something.

912
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 4: She has been listening to the clues so far not

913
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 4: official clues. But we may have just been dropping things

914
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 4: here and there.

915
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 5: I'm not good at keeping the secret, Lauren.

916
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 4: Lauren made the pilgrimage to check out the location on

917
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 4: the weekends, on the long weekend, Maybe were you confident

918
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 4: with those.

919
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 5: I don't want to say too much. I'm nervous. All

920
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 5: Jason keeps walking around saying to me.

921
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: He's going to ask you how much?

922
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 11: Lauren.

923
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 5: Just remember, no one knows where we're going, so stop talking.

924
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 5: I'm like, why am I sitting in this meeting. I'm

925
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 5: not just put tape over my mouth. I'm not say anything.

926
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: How much petrol use getting to the location driving? Oh?

927
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: You do?

928
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 8: Oh?

929
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 5: I wasn't in my car though. I didn't drive my car.

930
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 3: Smart because I was worried someone might follow.

931
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: A bit of petroleum, bit of petrol diesel, don't it.

932
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: There might have been some cluising on use. You know,

933
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: you never know.

934
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 4: They wouldn't have been closing.

935
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: There's nothing in the news.

936
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 4: It is at two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Hide

937
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 4: and Seek. You can make a dynamic entrance with the

938
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 4: Alexis LBX City suv at Lexus of Brighton, just long

939
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 4: than a pan Highway.

940
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 5: Traveling into state.

941
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 15: You reckon That's that is absolutely I mean there's a

942
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 15: lot of money up to Cory, a million bucks, guys,

943
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 15: life changing cat.

944
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 4: That's the thing. We could go into hiding at any time, Melbourne,

945
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 4: So get ready to play. Hey, the reason Clint isn't

946
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 4: coming with us is because tonight you are hitting the

947
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 4: pool and becoming an athlete.

948
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,720
Speaker 1: I'm gunning for Paris, Jason and gunning for Paris.

949
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 4: The man up against you in the pool joins us next,

950
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 4: Karl Stefanovic on the air after this Here at Novar

951
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 4: tonight on Channel nine, our man Clint Stefanovick will be

952
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 4: in the pool. It is the celebrity race.

953
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: Badge me.

954
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to watch tonight Channel nine. You be

955
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 4: able to watch it. And the man who will be

956
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,479
Speaker 4: going up against you is joining us this morning via

957
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 4: zoom from the set of the Channel nine Today show

958
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 4: Clint's enemy in the Pool tonight with Cigar in Mouth

959
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 4: Karl Stephano.

960
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 2: I'm already a winner. I mean, poor old Clint.

961
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 16: For old Clint, I know he's been training, he's got

962
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 16: two hundred kilos. It looks amazing, but I shan't be

963
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 16: training and I shall be winning.

964
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 5: He has seriously stripped down Carlos. He has been on

965
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 5: a fitness campaign for about two and a half months

966
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 5: for this.

967
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 4: Doesn't he look good though?

968
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 2: He's I watched him on the way. I do love

969
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 2: watching Clint. On the weekend.

970
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 16: There was some story about phones and having to put

971
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 16: your phone away for two weeks and.

972
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 2: The news reader goes, oh, well, how would you go clip.

973
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: With that car phone?

974
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, not good.

975
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 5: He's got no poker face?

976
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 4: Does he looks so good that?

977
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 2: He looked really good? Clint? Have you been training for this?

978
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 2: Because I think that's an outrage.

979
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: I've been doing a bit of a shred, which is

980
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: hard around here because these two just buddy.

981
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 4: There was there was a massive carl There was a

982
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 4: massive fight here the other day because Clint's like, hey, guys,

983
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 4: I got to get out early week. I'm going for

984
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 4: a swim and Lauren called him my, how often do

985
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 4: you go swimming?

986
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 5: He swims all the time. Have you ever seen him

987
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 5: cutting laps in a pool?

988
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 2: I've never seen I've seen cutting laps.

989
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,879
Speaker 1: They do oh one big laugh.

990
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 4: They're about a successful as you are in the pool.

991
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 4: To be honest, you got a hairy chest? Are you

992
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 4: going to wear a rash shirt?

993
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 16: I'm getting it all there, getting the tats out there,

994
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 16: all the barley tattoos.

995
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: Man.

996
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 5: I'm just You've got ship tats too, don't you.

997
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 3: Clint?

998
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 2: Yeah shink they called him in chink.

999
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 5: Have you seen Clint Panther.

1000
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 1: I've got a tribal tattoo. Show me, you'll see it tonight.

1001
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 4: Shows the tat.

1002
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 5: He's going to get his kid off for Here goes.

1003
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 4: It's coming off. Here we go. There's a tribal tattoo.

1004
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 3: Just shink.

1005
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Hey, what about this? Thought this when I

1006
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 2: was look at that bad boy? What does well?

1007
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 16: It's controversial because when I got it down, I wanted

1008
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 16: to say to be real and to love right. And

1009
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 16: then like twenty years later, I'm in this pool with

1010
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 16: this Japanese later, I said, what does this mean? She goes,

1011
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 16: it doesn't mean that, And I said, what does it mean?

1012
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 16: She goes, It means you really love yourself.

1013
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 3: Perfect.

1014
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 5: I think there's a lot of people that asked for

1015
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 5: that tattoo. Because my friend wanted she wanted to be true,

1016
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 5: tattooed on her side here and then she got a

1017
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 5: boob job, and it stretched and then but it wasn't

1018
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 5: in English, and when she said what does this mean,

1019
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 5: the literal translation was keep it real, And she's got

1020
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 5: to keep it real.

1021
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: Tattooed, She's gonna keep it real.

1022
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 4: Away from the pool for a second, Carl, I've just

1023
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 4: realized it's a big year for you, because obviously you

1024
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 4: are about to clock up the big five. Oh, my friend,

1025
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 4: I know you don't like it. I know you don't

1026
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 4: like a party on you.

1027
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: We're on.

1028
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, have you got you got any plans?

1029
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 16: Well, I'm going to do something after the Olympics. Obviously

1030
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 16: I wanted to do it before, but I had paper

1031
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 16: for the Olympic events.

1032
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 2: I've got a bit.

1033
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 16: I've got something that I'm in the process of planning

1034
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 16: now and it's not going to be anything big, but

1035
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 16: I'll do something overseas because that's that's when my actual

1036
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 16: birthday is. But then I'm going to have something in

1037
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 16: September here which i'd love you all to come to,

1038
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 16: which will be I'm going to do a Country and

1039
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 16: Western party.

1040
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 4: That's a good idea.

1041
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 5: Clint, he'll be there, he'll be off his detox by then.

1042
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: I want to come in on the back of a horse.

1043
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 16: So I have to get Clint village people.

1044
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm before the big swim tonight, Carlos. I don't

1045
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 5: know what your prep is, but we've got a spray

1046
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 5: tawt are about to come in to give our boys

1047
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 5: spray tank because we don't really embarrassing himself.

1048
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 2: That's a good idea.

1049
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: Wasn't going to do that.

1050
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 16: I am so pale right now. I'm so pale. Anyway,

1051
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 16: You're not going to miss me in the pool. I'm

1052
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 16: not putting any prep in. I understand why you feel

1053
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 16: the pressure, Clint, but I'm all about just trying to

1054
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 16: make fifty meres.

1055
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: I don't think I can make fifty meters.

1056
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 5: It's a long way.

1057
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 2: I can do five hundred meters swimming backstroke with a

1058
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 2: peanut Clatta.

1059
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 4: If you can do that before you do anything, I'd

1060
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 4: really appreciate it.

1061
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 5: To be honest, he's fully taking the shirt off.

1062
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 2: Of the great stuff you're going to see tomorrow.

1063
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 5: I prove it's just it's just one button at a time.

1064
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 5: Every minute we're getting another button taken off.

1065
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 4: Like I'm on a naughty, bloody zoom call with something

1066
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 4: I didn't ask for you. I've been click craded. You're

1067
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 4: not like the girl in the the PAP.

1068
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 16: I just can't believe I'm out the front of a

1069
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,959
Speaker 16: of a nine sporting event going towards the left.

1070
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: So what are we? Are we swimming the We're swimming

1071
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: the Anchor League. I believe what a first story? Who

1072
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: cares really? When team Carlos's Carl Kerry Podcast one gold

1073
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: she's a beach volleyball legend. And Susie O'Neill DJ lazy Susan.

1074
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 16: I mean, the only thing I can take any comfort

1075
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 16: out of is the fact that I think that I

1076
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 16: might be swimming against Jonathan Thurston, who is There's no doubt.

1077
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 2: So I mean I've got I'm going to have a

1078
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,760
Speaker 2: little bit of a JP.

1079
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's going to struggle for fifty.

1080
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 4: H That'll be a rocket in the bottom of the pool.

1081
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 5: Let me tell you who're be doing side? What was

1082
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 5: rescue stroke called?

1083
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 1: Is his kid side stroke?

1084
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 2: Side straight? The doggie paddle as well? How good that

1085
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 2: takes me?

1086
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,720
Speaker 4: All right? Well, tonight the twenty twenty four Celebrity Relay Race.

1087
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 4: You can catch it on Channel nine and nine now

1088
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,760
Speaker 4: at the prime time of is it nine pm?

1089
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 1: I think it's nine thirty actually.

1090
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 2: Nine o'clock, nine o'clock.

1091
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 5: Watch these two. Will they sink or swim? We can't

1092
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 5: wait to see your spray turn as well. Clinned well not.

1093
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,240
Speaker 14: I will not be swimming.

1094
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 2: I'll be thinking I love you Clinton, I see the.

1095
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: Glove your class.

1096
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 5: Good luck guys, Thanks Carlos, thank you.

1097
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 4: Love just gone thirteen twenty fourteen. We've got time. Yeah,

1098
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 4: I'd love to take some calls on bad tats. Oh,

1099
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 4: no offense, not off you guys at all.

1100
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: Mine's very it's very on trend.

1101
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 5: It's many regret there.

1102
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 4: My favorites are the ones when people get the meaning wrong.

1103
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 5: Get in another language, like my friends. He does keep

1104
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 5: it real.

1105
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 3: Third Inflated Boobies thirteen twenty four ten.

1106
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 4: Let's fine the worst tats in Melbourne. We are talking

1107
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 4: shocking tattoos.

1108
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: All born out of the fact that I've got to

1109
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: get the rig out. Tonight swimming at the National Championships

1110
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: in Brisbane. Karl Stefanovic just joined us. He's got a

1111
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: few bad tattoos.

1112
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 4: In fact, he he ripped the shirt off. We'll put

1113
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 4: some footage up on Jason Morens.

1114
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 5: There was another button on.

1115
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 4: See what I haven't done a FaceTime call where someone's

1116
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 4: done that for a long time.

1117
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 11: No, I bet.

1118
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 5: But we were talking about tattoos and we could see

1119
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 5: his terrible tattoo. Which is it Japanese?

1120
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 7: Did he say.

1121
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 5: Yeah in Japanese? And it doesn't translate to what he

1122
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 5: thought it did. That's where they go horribly wrong.

1123
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 4: It's the translation.

1124
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: What do you got a couple?

1125
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 5: I've got like a couple of sentimental ones that I

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00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 5: absolutely love, and then I've got one shocker that matches

1127
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 5: a boy in Scotland back. No, it's very very tiny.

1128
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 5: It's hidden, it's concealed. No, it's just on my side.

1129
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 5: But it's tiny, tiny. What is your tribal one idea?

1130
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 5: You don't even know what it says?

1131
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: Great warrior.

1132
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 5: I think it means, No, it doesn't, great warrior.

1133
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: Brave warrior swims fast.

1134
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 5: Where did you get it?

1135
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: Let me in down the peninsula on school is in

1136
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: the two thousand overseas, right right down, right way. The

1137
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: right Carnival is on.

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Speaker 4: I love the right Carnival all right. Thurday twenty four

1139
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 4: Tenlet's find the shocking tats around Melbourne.

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00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 3: Gai, good morning, good morning, guys.

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00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 5: Have you got a shocker.

1142
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 8: Yes, I've actually got my custom number plate tattooed on

1143
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 8: my leg.

1144
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 5: What is your number plate?

1145
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 11: L I drive a high luck.

1146
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 3: Gye.

1147
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 5: Lucks good on you. How old were you when you

1148
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 5: got it?

1149
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: Eighteen?

1150
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 5: How old are you now?

1151
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 3: Only two years?

1152
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 7: Got?

1153
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 5: On a scale of one to ten, how much do

1154
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 5: you love it?

1155
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 11: I standing out of ten?

1156
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 5: So you still like it?

1157
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 4: Yeah? Changes to Afford Ranger. It's really not work, is it?

1158
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 5: No? Gi lucks like.

1159
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,919
Speaker 4: I'm clean skin. But for some reason you always trip

1160
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 4: in Vegas. We almost got you should imagine we almost That's.

1161
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 5: Where all good night Terrible tattoo stories begin, don't they?

1162
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 5: And boys troops in Vegas?

1163
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 4: Remember Luke came home once my wife because she was

1164
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 4: looking at atty a tattoo and as she was getting

1165
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 4: a change to the shower, I was like, what is that?

1166
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 4: And she had the tattoo and I thought it was

1167
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 4: a real tattoo. But there's a company you can like

1168
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 4: apply for a transfer of a tattoo.

1169
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 5: That you think when you go to get a tattoo,

1170
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 5: they put it on like a transfer, like yeah, because

1171
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 5: they place it to make sure you're happy with where

1172
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 5: it is.

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00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 4: And then but then she had it for like two

1174
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 4: weeks just to see if she really liked it.

1175
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 5: Two weeks as a lot.

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00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, my second I went to a good idea though.

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00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 1: I went to a bar opening and got the.

1178
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 5: Remember it's on the back of the arm. It's so dainty.

1179
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 5: I forgot it was there in Richmond. It was ugly duckling.

1180
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 4: It's going to Dan and Barrack Dan bad tatoo is

1181
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 4: what do you got?

1182
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 11: Hey? Guys just giving me a surprise to get producer.

1183
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 11: But I've actually got two. I've got one that I

1184
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 11: under the influence. I've got one when I just got

1185
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 11: a custody raving hall and I got a stick and

1186
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 11: poke with a fork.

1187
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 5: Hang on, you just got out of jail and you

1188
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 5: went and got a tattoo of a fork.

1189
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 11: No, so I was in jail and they used a

1190
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 11: fork to give me a tattoo.

1191
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 5: What is the tattoo of just a love.

1192
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 11: On my arm? Parkle from out in the.

1193
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 5: Garden, charcoal from the garden.

1194
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 11: Yeah, they sharpened it up on the concrete.

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00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 9: Okay.

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00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 5: Good jail systems are just really managing things beautiful, And they.

1197
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 4: Didn't not for you. The Hannah the Hannah transfer my

1198
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 4: wife had. It was just straight to the Hannah.

1199
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 11: No, no, no, straight to no, because I have the

1200
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 11: best medical systems in jail. So it was just read

1201
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 11: and just puffy and.

1202
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 5: I you just had to put up with it. Do

1203
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 5: you love the heart that you got there with the fork?

1204
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 11: IM?

1205
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 3: Not really, you're going to get it removed.

1206
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 5: And what's the other one you've got?

1207
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 11: And then I've got a smiley face on the backside.

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00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 5: A smiley face on your backside? Where did you get

1209
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 5: that one? Not in jail?

1210
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 4: That was done with the knife?

1211
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 11: I was, I was under the influence of ye.

1212
00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 5: Bad idea.

1213
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 4: We asking the second question, yes.

1214
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 5: Getting one under you. They're not supposed to do it

1215
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 5: when you're under the influence of alcohol.

1216
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 4: I think they're also not supposed to do it with

1217
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 4: the fork.

1218
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: I think we are seven questions too many.

1219
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 5: I mean, he was more interesting than Mate's got his

1220
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 5: number plate. This guy's got a good story. Get back on,

1221
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:18,280
Speaker 5: I reckon.

1222
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 4: Let's go to South af Yes.

1223
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 5: He could give you a day job.

1224
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:28,280
Speaker 4: Clip so test you are serving time when you got yours?

1225
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 14: And definitely not.

1226
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 5: What have you done?

1227
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 14: I have a few, but one that comes to mind.

1228
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 14: I had an old fan and I couldn't ever ask

1229
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 14: the life of me remember the heart of it?

1230
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 10: So I've got that tattooed.

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00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 14: On the inside of my finger, okay, just so I

1232
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 14: could go through Macis drive too and see if I

1233
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 14: could fit it.

1234
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 5: So you got the height of the van tattooed on

1235
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 5: your finger, so you never I love that. Have a

1236
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 5: situation where you get wedged in a drive?

1237
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 4: They should make that a government law. If you hit

1238
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 4: the Montague Street bridge to get the height of your

1239
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 4: vehicle on your finger?

1240
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, wow, has it come in handy A couple

1241
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 5: of times it.

1242
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 9: Has, but the van's guide like two years ago.

1243
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 7: So I've got it now stuck on my finger.

1244
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 5: And beautiful memories test though, beautiful memory the same height.

1245
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 4: We should get that for Lauren. Remember she drove a car.

1246
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: In the car park and hit the roof.

1247
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,760
Speaker 3: I sure did to a couple of times.

1248
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 5: That's what that warning thing is for. But that's some

1249
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 5: one's actually taking notice of that.

1250
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 4: The giant chain scratching along your roof, Ignore it too,

1251
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 4: just looks gone eleven past day. Clear the phone lines

1252
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 4: five K question is next thirteen twenty four to ten?

1253
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 4: One question? Can when you five grand? Next?

1254
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 9: On no bar.

1255
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 4: Here we go, one question, can when you do it?

1256
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 4: Five thousand dollars. Let's head to a winds.

1257
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 5: Of this morning Maria, Good morning, Hey guy.

1258
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 2: There you go.

1259
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 5: We've got your little description here as cat lady. How

1260
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 5: many cats you got?

1261
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 7: I am a cat lady. I got two beautiful kid cat.

1262
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 4: She sounds like a cat lady.

1263
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 9: Oh my god?

1264
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 4: All right?

1265
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 7: Also a dog lady.

1266
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 5: Ah, there you go. We love dog people, Maria. Let's

1267
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 5: see if we can win you some cash to help

1268
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 5: feed all those pets you've got. Do you want an

1269
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 5: easy question for fifty bucks, a medium question for five hundred,

1270
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,760
Speaker 5: or a difficult question and go for the five thousand

1271
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 5: dollars question? Oo, I'm gonna go five hundred today undred.

1272
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars.

1273
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 4: Sounds like ice van. You're a pet detectives. Yep. Got

1274
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 4: the kids to watch that on the weekend. Still holds up.

1275
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 3: Great movie.

1276
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 5: All right, Maria. For five hundred dollars, I'm gonna ask

1277
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,720
Speaker 5: you a question. You're gonna get a three two, one countdown.

1278
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 5: You have to answer in that time. If your answer

1279
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,320
Speaker 5: is correct, you'll win the cash. It is that simple.

1280
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 4: Here we go your five hundred dollars.

1281
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 5: Question is what food can never go bad?

1282
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 3: Three?

1283
00:55:52,239 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 5: Two one Maria, Yes, did you say anything?

1284
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 4: No? No, No, that's my bad.

1285
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,399
Speaker 5: Did you have a volume down?

1286
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 4: I had her turned down, Jason, that's on me. That's

1287
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 4: that's on me. Can you say that?

1288
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 5: Did you answer?

1289
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 7: I said canned food?

1290
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 5: Canned food?

1291
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to go another question. That's on me.

1292
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 4: It's not fair, it's not fair. We got to go

1293
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 4: another question.

1294
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 5: Okay, well it was wrong anyway. The answer was honey.

1295
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 7: Oh oh yeah, that's true.

1296
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 5: But you are getting another question. Yeah here, okay, five

1297
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 5: hundred dollars.

1298
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: If this goes off, you're playing it. You're playing it,

1299
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 1: big boy.

1300
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 5: What element does the chemical symbol A you stand for?

1301
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 5: Three two?

1302
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 9: Are you one streaming?

1303
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 5: It's not Australia. It is gold, gold, one of them

1304
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 5: commonly used ones A seventy ninth on the periodic table.

1305
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 5: If you're into you know that? Do you know what

1306
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 5: you y?

1307
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,439
Speaker 4: I turned it down much choosing the cats. That's my bad.

1308
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Maria. Oh well she got a second chance

1309
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 5: because j stuffed it up.

1310
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 4: She did we play again tomorrow? One question five thousand dollars.

1311
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 5: Coming up next, Clint, I've got a surprise for you.

1312
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 4: Good surprise, bad surprise.

1313
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 5: Good for us, no good for Clint to We'll.

1314
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 4: Go there next right across from Melbourn.

1315
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 3: This what have you done?

1316
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 4: This is I'll tell you to say what did you do?

1317
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 4: This is Nober one hundred. You're on the air with

1318
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren. We are doing it. Thanks to mate it

1319
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 4: what it is? Ozzy for travel?

1320
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 5: Clint stand away, Tonight is a very big night on

1321
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 5: the sporting He.

1322
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: Say, I am not a toy.

1323
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you are here, you are this morning.

1324
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 5: You sign yourself up for things and then we have

1325
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 5: a bit of fun with it. So you have signed

1326
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 5: her for a swimming race tonight. It is going to

1327
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 5: be broadcast on the nine network, channel nine Sports.

1328
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: What time I think about nine o'clock.

1329
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 5: It's a celebrity relay. Cars. Stefanovic's in it, Jeff.

1330
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 4: Alexander who just played the nople Red.

1331
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 5: And right Surfa. So you are going to be swimming.

1332
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 5: We've had much o discussion about what you're going to wear.

1333
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 5: What did you decide on?

1334
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: Well, I'm wearing a surprise as in the walkout gear.

1335
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 5: No not the walkout year. What are you actually swimming wearing?

1336
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: Like these the knee high type, the short tidy shorties.

1337
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: No not, I mean I might depending on your surprise

1338
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: and how well it works.

1339
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 5: Oh okay, Well, so we decided that if Clint was

1340
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 5: going to be stripping down to his little dts, he

1341
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 5: needed to get the rigs in order, but he needed

1342
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:52,479
Speaker 5: the tag.

1343
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if the riggs in order yet.

1344
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 5: But well you talk about it a lot, so I

1345
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 5: think you think it's in order.

1346
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 4: So when you were at the studio, they started setting

1347
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 4: up the tent of shame.

1348
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 5: We're getting him spray Tan.

1349
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, the tent shame was getting set up.

1350
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 5: It's not the tend to shame, it's the tense to

1351
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 5: Tan bro ten to Tan.

1352
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 4: I just eas dropped on a little comment Clint made

1353
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 4: to executive producer the thumb thumb, what did Clint ask.

1354
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 12: You if we could get something to fill out the

1355
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 12: speedo's a little.

1356
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 3: Further, which is coming to tissues essential.

1357
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 5: Okay, that's what he thinks you're gonna suffer with.

1358
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 4: Oh god, people see those.

1359
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 5: Have you Have you ever had a spray? TN?

1360
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: Never had a spray, so you're more of a solarium shame.

1361
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:40,479
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1362
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: Back in the.

1363
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 5: Day when your dad was the tan plate. So when

1364
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 5: you get a spray tan, you wear as little as

1365
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 5: possiblecause you don't want drop tan lines. Right, So if

1366
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 5: you wear like short, like the undies in the little

1367
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 5: box of short situation, you're going to get that light.

1368
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 5: So you need to wear the bare minimum. So this

1369
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 5: is what we wear when we have spray town. You

1370
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 5: can do with that. Ask no, it's not a mask.

1371
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 4: I've worn one of these.

1372
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 5: Geez geez so to paper g just covers these and

1373
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 5: the mini.

1374
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 4: So you don't so this big bit over the other way.

1375
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: It gets in every crevice, doesn't it.

1376
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 5: So then you do that, and then you put one

1377
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 5: of these in your hair in there exactly, you need

1378
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 5: to put one of these in your on your hair

1379
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 5: to hand it because you've got blonde hair and you're

1380
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 5: on the tan to on your beautiful locks.

1381
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 4: To fill out the paper.

1382
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 5: And then we wear these things called sticky feet. Sticky feet,

1383
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 5: you take the little sticky bit off and then you

1384
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 5: stand on them. Any woman or man who's had a

1385
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 5: spray tan would know all about these. And then you

1386
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 5: stand your feet on it. And then you don't get

1387
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 5: tann on the soles of your feet.

1388
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 4: Because we've got a work being a chicken.

1389
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 5: Well men do it too. Yeah, and I'm glad you

1390
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 5: finally acknowledge that you're welcome.

1391
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 4: You didn't exfoliate. You're supposed to exol a.

1392
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 5: Chef about hair it on in a soup kitchen. Also,

1393
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 5: I don't know how far down you think your hairline is,

1394
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 5: but i'd push that back or you're going to get

1395
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 5: a tan line right across the.

1396
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 1: They paint the face as well. Yes, oh no, he

1397
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: can't be doing that.

1398
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 5: You need the face otherwise it's.

1399
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 4: Out of you look like trump, like a little to

1400
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 4: check they are going.

1401
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 5: So there's two colors. We've got the beautiful girls from

1402
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 5: spray os in this morning em does the best spray

1403
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 5: townd in Melbourne.

1404
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 4: The only problem is when you're at the studio before

1405
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 4: she asked us which.

1406
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: Team don't be playing these games? Otherwise I'm not doing it.

1407
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 5: Oh, settle down, This is a gift you don't you.

1408
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 3: Except your big color?

1409
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: Are we going?

1410
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 5: There's natural or deep dark?

1411
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 4: I'm not doing deep that's what she mixed up.

1412
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 5: No, I'm not doing We thought the deep dark might

1413
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 5: be better.

1414
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 3: No, then we can spray on your apps.

1415
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 4: Make it look slim.

1416
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 3: We've got a.

1417
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: I'm not a toy.

1418
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 4: You are being very young, great.

1419
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 5: Very ungrateful? Are you ungrateful to look? Do you want

1420
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 5: to look like David Hasselhoff when you dive in the water.

1421
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 4: You need to David Hasselhoff from back then or.

1422
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 5: David David Hasselho. Now are we allowed to do it?

1423
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 3: Do you?

1424
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 5: We've got the professionals here from Spain? Can I just

1425
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 5: do the town?

1426
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 4: Well, you're gonna have.

1427
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 5: Just like spraying fence, not even done that.

1428
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 4: What are you going to tag him but a graffiti? Stop?

1429
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 4: All right, you're going to go to a song when

1430
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 4: we come back, Clint, if you want to start.

1431
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 5: D Roby, what are you gonna wear the paper?

1432
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 4: Wear the paper g you don't want lines, man, I'm

1433
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 4: not wearing the g string.

1434
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: I'll wear my spuds.

1435
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 5: Okay, get your dicktogs on Jesus what they called they're

1436
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 5: just dts.

1437
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: Are going to need those tissues though, We're going to

1438
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: need nothing more than that.

1439
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 4: Can you? Then you go get that giant roll of

1440
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 4: paper towel in the kitchen. Tonight we head to the

1441
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 4: pool celebrity swimming race at the Australian Trials.

1442
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: You get a world recorded.

1443
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,479
Speaker 5: Yes, it's all the big stars of Channel nine clips.

1444
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 4: If you get a world record, like if you get

1445
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 4: a good time, I'm going to Paris. Yeah, could you

1446
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 4: qualify it?

1447
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 1: Absolutely?

1448
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 4: Gotcha?

1449
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not sure you could, but I think we're

1450
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 5: probably safe from that scenari Okay, So Clinton is swimming

1451
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 5: in the celebrity race in the World chap Let's go

1452
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 5: with World Championships tonight on Channel nine. We can tune

1453
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 5: in at around nine to watch it. But he needs

1454
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 5: to look the part. If he's going to be in

1455
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 5: his speedo's, he needs to be nice and bronzed. So

1456
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 5: I've got my girlfriend m from Sprays. They do the

1457
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 5: best spray hands in Melbourne in this morning with their

1458
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 5: portable booth. Morning m Morning. You have the job of

1459
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 5: tanning Clint, so talkers through it. We've got him in

1460
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 5: his paper g string and he's got his little paper.

1461
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,040
Speaker 4: Sorry, we've gone the g of the speeder.

1462
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 1: Gone the speeder.

1463
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 4: Gotcha.

1464
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 5: There's two types of tan and more are the two colors.

1465
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 6: So we have our natural and we have our deep dark.

1466
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,920
Speaker 6: I've been instructed to do deep dark today. You've got

1467
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 6: to shoot to the airport, so there's not much time

1468
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 6: for developing, so we have to do deep dark.

1469
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 4: Ok how long does deep dark need to stay on?

1470
01:03:59,360 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 1: For?

1471
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 6: Early two hours? But we'll work with two coats today.

1472
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 5: If you've lived double the coat, double dark?

1473
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: What what what are we still looking at?

1474
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 6: We're talking depending how long you leave it on for

1475
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 6: the shades of darkness. But I think we'll keep it

1476
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 6: nice and natural fish today.

1477
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 5: No, let's go tap time and.

1478
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 4: We're looking for that time. I don't know if you've

1479
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 4: seen the movie something about Mary and there's the old

1480
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 4: birds the sun bake on the balcony. We're looking for

1481
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 4: something like that.

1482
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 6: We don't have that. You only get that from burning

1483
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 6: a skin. We only have naturally.

1484
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:35,160
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, spiles fis very good.

1485
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 4: Good for you if you would like to make your

1486
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 4: way to.

1487
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,960
Speaker 5: The yes, yeah, all right, so EM's making it a

1488
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 5: way of it. We've got a portable booth in the studio.

1489
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 5: Clint's got his little paper. He's in a robe with

1490
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 5: his paper shut up for here we go.

1491
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 3: He's in his.

1492
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 4: Mate. Can I just say, you are looking?

1493
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 1: You're looking.

1494
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 3: The goods were great.

1495
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 4: You look great. You've lost a ton awake.

1496
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 5: On a hell kick for bit Okay, it's getting his

1497
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 5: sticky feet on for the ladies out there. And do

1498
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 5: you ten many men? We actually do? Is it a

1499
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 5: few blokes?

1500
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 4: All right? Yeah?

1501
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 5: Lots of guys. Oh my god, you fully stuffed your speedo.

1502
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 4: Can I just just before you start, Lauren came a

1503
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 4: look at the liquid in the garden. How dark it looks?

1504
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 6: Okay, it's to be deceiving, but you're not going to

1505
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 6: be that color.

1506
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 4: Okay?

1507
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 1: All rights of all right? Do I need to do

1508
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: spray the man?

1509
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 5: No, you have to stand in funny poses because you

1510
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 5: want to get under your arms.

1511
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 3: Here we go.

1512
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 6: Is it coldine, You'll be fine?

1513
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 4: You know the bit I always hated lost because I

1514
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 4: got one done with.

1515
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 5: There we got it's so cold. It's not that dark, clem.

1516
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, you can't hear us.

1517
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 4: It's very park Is it quite degrading? When they get

1518
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 4: you to lift you're in a.

1519
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 5: Thigh they need when they say, torn your leg out

1520
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 5: and then they go bend over because you don't want

1521
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 5: the little white bit under your bump.

1522
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 4: Do they bleach it?

1523
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 5: I mean no, no, no, it's like that little bit

1524
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 5: under your butt cheek in your leg. How's it going,

1525
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 5: Clint turnside on. Now he does the silly little pose,

1526
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,439
Speaker 5: arms up. Oh there we go under the armpit loss.

1527
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 4: They get you to bend over well.

1528
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 5: A little bit because you don't want to get the

1529
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 5: lines so like the folds in your skin.

1530
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 4: But then if you stand back up, you got a

1531
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 4: sad yas does it just give you the girl.

1532
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 5: Sometimes you gotta hold jip boozies up. You get dark

1533
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 5: under there.

1534
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 4: You don't want to get me lies.

1535
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 5: Alright, he's looking good.

1536
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna leave him to go and get

1537
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 4: spray ten. But can I just encourage everyone tonight?

1538
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 5: Hang on, Clinty, how are you feeling?

1539
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: It's quite cold?

1540
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:42,600
Speaker 4: How does it look? And look?

1541
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:43,919
Speaker 3: You look good?

1542
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 5: It's bloody dark, it's very he can't hear us now.

1543
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 5: We definitely did the deep dog, the deep dark. Good

1544
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 5: luck for your swim clan. We'll reveal the tan on

1545
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 5: our socials tomorrow.

1546
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:59,080
Speaker 4: Sorry tonight, nine pm, Channel nine Wide, World of Sports.

1547
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 4: The Celebrity Swim Race is on. Go and check it

1548
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 4: out and it's just gone seventeen tonight Lacials. If you

1549
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 4: want to check out the results. It is Jason and

1550
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 4: Lauren with you and the mat and.

1551
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 5: You look like a bodybuild because we've also told her no,

1552
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,919
Speaker 5: you got to sell like that for an hour. It's

1553
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 5: just in his speedos.

1554
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 4: If I look like that, I'd probably go to cold

1555
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 4: You should do it. I'll do my weekly shop.

1556
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 5: You seriously, you look amazing. I mean people aren't even

1557
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 5: going to recognize you at the World Championship.

1558
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 1: Swings because I'm two tones darker.

1559
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 4: If you don't pick up tonight, you're going to die alone. Okay,

1560
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 4: this is you are at your prime.

1561
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 5: If you've just tuned in. Clints just had a spray

1562
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 5: his first spray tond before he's on the chamber swimming tonight.

1563
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,360
Speaker 5: M from spray Oz. Thank you if you need a

1564
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,160
Speaker 5: spray can they're the best place to go. They're all

1565
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,720
Speaker 5: over Melbourne and they're mobile as well.

1566
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 4: You know you're not even moment like a piece of

1567
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 4: golden chicken.

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Speaker 1: From the roster.

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01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 5: Do you know what you look like?

1570
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 4: You look like a beautiful barbecue chicken tender.

1571
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 5: Looks like Garfield Garfield. You look a bit like they

1572
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 5: are those chumpers.

1573
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:16,679
Speaker 1: Do I need to stay like this in my shirt?

1574
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 5: The best thing is we've just had clients walk welcome

1575
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 5: new clients.

1576
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 4: They have cut okay somewhere else.

1577
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:35,640
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm speaking of Garfield. Do you remember when you're

1578
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 5: a kid going to like McDonald's retreat and you get

1579
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:39,200
Speaker 5: the Happy Meal toy?

1580
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:41,600
Speaker 4: But I remember doing your last Tuesday?

1581
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:44,560
Speaker 5: Do they still do the McDonald's.

1582
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 4: Well, you know, now when you order a happy meal

1583
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,439
Speaker 4: apples or something, do you want tomatoes or fries? And

1584
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:51,679
Speaker 4: then do you want the toy or a book? Yes,

1585
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 4: they've got apples now and tomatoes.

1586
01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:00,920
Speaker 5: Well, Hungry Jacks have a similar about that. So where

1587
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,439
Speaker 5: if you've been to Hungry Jack's. Because the toy that

1588
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 5: they gave out has been recalled. But outside of the

1589
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 5: toy being recorded, I want to know why it was

1590
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 5: ever invented. It's the burping Garfield's toy got milk?

1591
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:17,879
Speaker 13: Did you eat all four boxes?

1592
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 3: Double dogna?

1593
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:22,400
Speaker 14: And that's the same that the tank is for.

1594
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 5: I mean, how fun is being a toy creator? The

1595
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 5: burping Garfield?

1596
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: Garfield?

1597
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 5: Have toys gone too far?

1598
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:31,679
Speaker 4: Much worse?

1599
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 5: I remember buying my well, I bought my goddaughter. It

1600
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:39,040
Speaker 5: was called it was called the turtle, and it was

1601
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:42,920
Speaker 5: a turtle that you fed and it did a turd

1602
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,679
Speaker 5: and it sung a song. That's what it was called.

1603
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 5: The it was called Gotta Go Turtle. We have the

1604
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 5: and it sings, It sings, and it's meant to toilet train.

1605
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,519
Speaker 4: You bought the Oh no, My was like sorry, little

1606
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 4: dog on a plastic lead and one of the kids

1607
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 4: had it and as he walks it around, it lays

1608
01:09:58,840 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 4: little nuggets around the house.

1609
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,080
Speaker 1: Bosrong.

1610
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 5: I just like kid's toys so bizarre. I don't have kids,

1611
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,719
Speaker 5: but whenever I've had to go to a kid's party,

1612
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 5: you go into pig w and I'm like, inventing this stuff.

1613
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 1: Got the day right? That was sweet. Yeah, Now it's escalated.

1614
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 4: And they've got a lot of electric shock machines and

1615
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 4: stuff like that.

1616
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 5: Well, our executive producer is talking about an electric kids

1617
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 5: electric shock machine.

1618
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:25,320
Speaker 4: Have you got one?

1619
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,599
Speaker 12: We got one for Christmas when we were younger, and

1620
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 12: we didn't know that granddad had a pacemaker, and so

1621
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 12: then we went up and we shocked him with electric

1622
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 12: shock and then he's like, oh, he could die.

1623
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 4: Got Granddad's milk and this he's shaked it everywhere. It's

1624
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 4: not that bad. Get up.

1625
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,799
Speaker 5: I remember when I told you I had to ferby

1626
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:42,559
Speaker 5: one of those little things that would make the funny

1627
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,719
Speaker 5: noises and it had to be in a dark room

1628
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,200
Speaker 5: to sleep, and I hit it under the bed at

1629
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:50,120
Speaker 5: my NaN's house forgot about it, and my dad was like, Okay,

1630
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,720
Speaker 5: NaN's losing the plot. She thinks there's someone talking to

1631
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:55,240
Speaker 5: her from under the bed for weeks and she to

1632
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,640
Speaker 5: send her aw She was about to be sent to

1633
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,200
Speaker 5: home and then my dad was like, well, I'll look

1634
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:01,040
Speaker 5: under the bed and prove there's nothing here and there

1635
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 5: it was my little Ferbie none.

1636
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,680
Speaker 4: If you send her to a home and then you

1637
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:08,120
Speaker 4: never would have said anything, then you know exactly you're

1638
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:10,840
Speaker 4: not You're not moving it twice. Moving is a pain

1639
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,679
Speaker 4: of the us. You're not bringing her back ever.

1640
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 5: Ever, I would have mentioned it.

1641
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 4: Now when she's gone, she's out.

1642
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1643
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1644
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,800
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. What's the

1645
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:25,240
Speaker 4: most annoying kids toy? Someone just giving you something random?

1646
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that singing fish? Remember people used to take to

1647
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 5: that with hammers.

1648
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,000
Speaker 4: That's right.

1649
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,320
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. We've got a

1650
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:34,400
Speaker 5: two hundred dollars Cogan voucher for the most annoying toy.

1651
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 4: Cogun dot com helps you get what you want for

1652
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:41,160
Speaker 4: less coguin dot com And now that's clicking awesome annoying

1653
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 4: toys thirteen twenty four ten. What are your kids got?

1654
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,680
Speaker 4: We are talking kids toys.

1655
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:51,479
Speaker 5: We're talking about very irritating children's toys. I bought my

1656
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:57,719
Speaker 5: my goddaughter a turtle, a singing turtle, which was a

1657
01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 5: turtle that did birds, taught you how to be toilet trained.

1658
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 5: Apparently they wanted to kill it. I want to smash it.

1659
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:13,599
Speaker 4: Teddy roxban Teddy h Yeah, when he was running out

1660
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 4: of battery. So basically did you ever get Teddy rouxman?

1661
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 5: I never had a Teddy run. Oh ye had the

1662
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:18,839
Speaker 5: tape in the back.

1663
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,280
Speaker 4: When he was running out of battery. He was scary

1664
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:31,720
Speaker 4: as hell. Yeah, I don't think he's coming back.

1665
01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:33,639
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1666
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 5: I had a Furby that was the most irritating thing

1667
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 5: my parents said they ever heard of. But from packing him.

1668
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 5: You've got two girls. What is the most irritating toy

1669
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 5: they have that you want to run over with.

1670
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:45,280
Speaker 10: Your car, Anything with batteries in it.

1671
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:50,559
Speaker 5: Anything did they sing? Is it the singing to It's

1672
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:51,200
Speaker 5: just everything.

1673
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 10: Like recently, my girl's got a book with a torch

1674
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 10: and the press a balance to match the book and

1675
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,519
Speaker 10: the batteries were going flat in it. And I woke

1676
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,760
Speaker 10: up up to o'clock in the morning searching for this

1677
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:04,439
Speaker 10: sound in their flavor room and pulled out every box

1678
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 10: everything to find it. And then a month before that,

1679
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:12,920
Speaker 10: my daughter's an a dole was going flat and was

1680
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 10: singing to her in bed and was freaking her out.

1681
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,040
Speaker 5: And when their batteries go flat, they just got a

1682
01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:22,200
Speaker 5: bit rogue, don't they toys? They just start singing it.

1683
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 4: All last night I was army crawling out of Archie's

1684
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 4: room like I've just laid the two year old down,

1685
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:29,000
Speaker 4: like you're trying to sneak out right, And then I

1686
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I don't have to go board electric guitar.

1687
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 5: Oh dad, there he goes, Oh God, Amy, what's your

1688
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 5: kid's annoying toy?

1689
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:42,160
Speaker 14: A fart blaster?

1690
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:44,880
Speaker 1: A far blaster? How does that work?

1691
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 14: It's from the new Despicable Me movie.

1692
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:48,599
Speaker 7: It's like a little it looks like a.

1693
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 5: Little ray gun.

1694
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,639
Speaker 7: It says clear of the room and then it makes

1695
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:55,280
Speaker 7: fart sound and he plays it every time I'm on

1696
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:58,800
Speaker 7: the phone, and then he plays it at five point

1697
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,000
Speaker 7: thirty in the morning to wake me up.

1698
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 8: Great.

1699
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,839
Speaker 4: The last now I'll get you know what else is annoying?

1700
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 4: Those microphones?

1701
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:06,520
Speaker 5: Your kids?

1702
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can put an effect on and everything like

1703
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:10,080
Speaker 4: that and it gets so loud.

1704
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,680
Speaker 5: You sound great. The ladder you go, the better you

1705
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:13,719
Speaker 5: sound on those things.

1706
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,880
Speaker 4: Sam and chadsten most annoying kids toy? What do you got?

1707
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:21,320
Speaker 14: Yeah, my son's got a squeaky screamed chicken and every

1708
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 14: time he squeezes it he makes a terrible noise.

1709
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,439
Speaker 5: What what what does it sound like?

1710
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:25,959
Speaker 3: Sam?

1711
01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:34,719
Speaker 5: He goes, does it have a long mech Yes?

1712
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:39,200
Speaker 14: Yeah, around the house, just going, just going hard at it.

1713
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,439
Speaker 5: Is this stuff invented purely to irritate parents?

1714
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,759
Speaker 4: Yes, And the only people that buy them are people

1715
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,439
Speaker 4: like you.

1716
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 3: The kidless.

1717
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 5: It's the kidless adults like us.

1718
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,680
Speaker 4: Because enjoy, because we're getting so much sleep already.

1719
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:56,880
Speaker 5: That's why you needed a recorder in your hand.

1720
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,040
Speaker 4: No, you didn't buy me a recorder. You brought two

1721
01:14:59,320 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 4: to the kids.

1722
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:02,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've got to they don't.

1723
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:05,160
Speaker 4: They don't record a symphony.

1724
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, they might want to start a bund bonded.

1725
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,120
Speaker 1: We need to start a bond.

1726
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,600
Speaker 4: We have the electric guitar and the two have a

1727
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:14,480
Speaker 4: drum kit as well. You need one of them, Bob.

1728
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:20,960
Speaker 9: Bob, guys, it's the damn cooking cookie monster. Like rich

1729
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:25,320
Speaker 9: cousins gave it passed down to ours, so rich cousins

1730
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:28,000
Speaker 9: give it to us, and all of a sudden, like honestly,

1731
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:28,400
Speaker 9: it's gone.

1732
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:28,679
Speaker 7: Mad.

1733
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:31,800
Speaker 9: I got up at midnight a glass of water and

1734
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:33,439
Speaker 9: this thing intermittently is gone.

1735
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 14: You want to cook And I'm like.

1736
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,880
Speaker 9: My heart just completely popped, and I'm being, oh my god,

1737
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 9: it's possessed with.

1738
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:42,679
Speaker 14: A next rubbish collection.

1739
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,760
Speaker 9: We just churst the whole thing out. I'm still having

1740
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,479
Speaker 9: not what's saying.

1741
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 5: What does it saying?

1742
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:50,680
Speaker 9: I want to cook it.

1743
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:52,680
Speaker 14: I want to cook in the real deepest voice you

1744
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:53,640
Speaker 14: can possibly think of.

1745
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:56,040
Speaker 4: That's the one toy I would keep in the house.

1746
01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:56,960
Speaker 5: I want to cook it.

1747
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:59,880
Speaker 4: Yes, I do cook a monster. Thank you for asking.

1748
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:03,840
Speaker 4: Good morning, Melbourne, what a morning it's been. This is

1749
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:07,679
Speaker 4: number one hundred. It is Jas Lauren and the Tan Man.

1750
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:10,519
Speaker 5: The tan Man is here, Clint Stanaway, good luck. You

1751
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 5: are racing in the celebrity swimming race on.

1752
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,240
Speaker 1: Channel Line tonight, already with the tan.

1753
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,880
Speaker 5: So I got my girlfriends from spray os in and

1754
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:22,599
Speaker 5: they've given you a darker than natural tan which you'll

1755
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:25,040
Speaker 5: wash off shortly and we'll get the true representation because

1756
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,400
Speaker 5: you're looking very dark at the moment.

1757
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,640
Speaker 4: Now, while you were getting the tan, Lauren ripped out

1758
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,360
Speaker 4: the mobile and shot some footage and then send it

1759
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:35,559
Speaker 4: to Carl Stefanovic on the Today Show. And during that song,

1760
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:36,720
Speaker 4: you're go a little shout out.

1761
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:38,839
Speaker 1: Some of us are more athletic than others.

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01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:42,559
Speaker 16: And I've been talking all week about the fact that Clint,

1763
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,000
Speaker 16: who is the magnificent host of the weekend show, there's

1764
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,240
Speaker 16: a great guy, but he's taking this way too seriously.

1765
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:50,160
Speaker 16: He's been cutting up, he's been going to the gym,

1766
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:53,880
Speaker 16: he's been swimming laps, and he even did this to

1767
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 16: tape it down for the event on radio this morning.

1768
01:16:56,760 --> 01:17:01,360
Speaker 16: Check him out the budgies on he's rippling. Muscles and

1769
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:04,519
Speaker 16: obliques are every there, good centers.

1770
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,640
Speaker 4: Put it away, mate, he's hating.

1771
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 2: That very cold studio.

1772
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:13,599
Speaker 1: You're right, very cool.

1773
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,600
Speaker 5: In the video I sent it didn't look like you

1774
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:19,559
Speaker 5: were hating it. You were axing. And there's a reason, Clint.

1775
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 5: The spray towns are going to make you go faster.

1776
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:23,479
Speaker 5: But it's like the body Builders, it makes you muscle.

1777
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 5: It does apparently it provides definition.

1778
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:31,519
Speaker 3: Come on, you've been right, athlete hanging.

1779
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 4: What's just going to say is wash it off in

1780
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 4: the shower, because God knows you don't want it washing

1781
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:41,040
Speaker 4: off in the pool. Thank you for being that is it.

1782
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:45,680
Speaker 4: I get out of him in next scene tomorrow.

1783
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:58,280
Speaker 17: Bye bye, Thank you, Lauren.

1784
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 5: They feeling on over one hundred Jason Lauren Oligo on

1785
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:04,800
Speaker 5: socials