Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show. I've got a mouthful
Speaker 1: of sandwich full disclosure, because our friends from Frank Green
Speaker 1: have come in.
Speaker 2: Because we want to impress them.
Speaker 3: We're getting sandwiches. We brought out the sandwiches and I said,
Speaker 3: we've got thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: Get in the studio and look at me being a
Speaker 1: very good girl with my emotional support front Green Bottle cheers.
Speaker 1: This is the first of maybe. Oh I feel like
Speaker 1: cream on cream today. I could have made any choice
Speaker 1: of about fifty in a giant toppy my house.
Speaker 4: I know you've gone really like quite basic with the
Speaker 4: same color, whereas I've stolen one of your lime green.
Speaker 1: Yes you have to with my cartill annoys me because
Speaker 1: that belongs the top of that belongs to my son's bottle.
Speaker 2: And now I've got a topless bottle.
Speaker 3: Oh well, sorry, kit, but I'm not giving it back.
Speaker 2: We'll work it out. How are you it is Wednesday.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3: I know you're feeling good because it's Mystic Chrissy Day.
Speaker 4: And before in the office you were going up to
Speaker 4: staff members trying to guess their middle names.
Speaker 2: And I got one right.
Speaker 1: I only did two, and I got one right, Robert
Speaker 1: Troy Robbish Pierce.
Speaker 3: Well thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: If you would like your mind read, mister Chrissy, will
Speaker 4: award you two hundred and fifty dollars cash under the
Speaker 4: ip Speck Savers about Chuck couldn't be easy.
Speaker 3: What would you say if you read Chapel Moan's mind,
Speaker 3: I'd say.
Speaker 2: Stop winging this the Chrissy Swan Show. Where is Harry Styles?
Speaker 2: And where are we going to get some new music plays?
Speaker 4: I'll give the guy a holiday, like, let him have
Speaker 4: like six or twelve months.
Speaker 1: Okay, he does nothing hot. You're listening to the Christy
Speaker 1: Swan Show. I know if I'm really in the mood
Speaker 1: for this.
Speaker 5: Today, Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 3: Should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 2: CHRISTI today, thanks to spec Savers, I'm in my serial
Speaker 2: killer costume.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 1: It's a Wrangler T shirt that I actually bought from Walmart,
Speaker 1: the Home of serial Killers. Wow, and it goes with
Speaker 1: my silver aviators Jeffrey Dalmastar.
Speaker 3: They probably have a Jeffrey Darmer isle in Walmart, of
Speaker 3: course I do. Yeah, it's their people.
Speaker 2: It's Freeze isn't there.
Speaker 3: Of course you sought those out, those big Bogan chess freezers.
Speaker 2: Michael.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2: Michael John?
Speaker 3: Yes it is that's good, mystic Michael.
Speaker 1: I look, it's only you and me here and nobody's listening,
Speaker 1: and I want to talk about your anxiety.
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 6: I am. I've got something coming up, so I can
Speaker 6: be a little bit anxious.
Speaker 2: Let it go. Nothing was ever achieved from worrying, Michael.
Speaker 3: Okay, Michael, I just got a fresh vaalium script. If
Speaker 3: you want some, I may neat it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what tea towels annoy you? And the
Speaker 2: fact that they're not absorbent enough.
Speaker 6: My wife hates them.
Speaker 2: Yes, I knew there was someone in your house didn't
Speaker 2: like order resistant tea too. You've got a filthy sense
Speaker 2: of human Michael, and you're not afraid to talk about it.
Speaker 7: Very true.
Speaker 2: When you buy painkillers, you like rapids events, not necessarily,
Speaker 2: but you like rapid. You want it done quick. Yes,
Speaker 2: you'll always go for rapid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just pills in general.
Speaker 2: Why do I see nervous?
Speaker 3: Wi?
Speaker 6: Do you know that I'm a little bit nervous about Okay?
Speaker 1: I was thinking more about a dog that you know
Speaker 1: that does a nervous weed. But it might be you
Speaker 1: who knows.
Speaker 3: Can you tap into what the event he has coming
Speaker 3: up is.
Speaker 2: You have to speak publicly.
Speaker 6: I probably do at this event. It's not for that,
Speaker 6: but I probably will have to speak on it.
Speaker 2: I can't see what the event.
Speaker 1: It's got to do with work? No, No, someone wedding.
Speaker 1: I'm just guessing now.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: I don't get a vibe Michael.
Speaker 6: Someone something.
Speaker 3: That doesn't help us divorce.
Speaker 2: Okay, so, oh it's a funeral.
Speaker 6: Not quite I'm going to do with my wife.
Speaker 2: Oh god, hope it's not a funeral. Seriously, someone you know,
Speaker 2: where's pajamas to the servo? And you are.
Speaker 6: Disgusted again my wife.
Speaker 2: Your wife's coming through very very strongly, Michael.
Speaker 3: You've got to tell her to stop that. That's not on.
Speaker 6: I'm not a fan of it, but you know what,
Speaker 6: keep a wife happy, to make it happy.
Speaker 2: What do they say? Happy something happy wife?
Speaker 6: Happy, happy, happy life?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 3: One last hit.
Speaker 1: Mystic Wicked is in cinemas at the moment. You are
Speaker 1: not going to see it, Michael. Correct, you've got your
Speaker 1: self respectables about you and some cold hard cash. Two
Speaker 1: hundred fifty bucks worth. Well done, Michael. Don't worry about
Speaker 1: that event, by the way, and just call me off
Speaker 1: fair and I'll took you through it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love that. A counseling session, sure.
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, Jack, you and I have the
Speaker 1: same conversation every time we hear anything off this Serena
Speaker 1: Carbonda go, when is she going to release Bedcamp?
Speaker 2: It's our favorite song on the album.
Speaker 3: We really needed to release it as a single so
Speaker 3: we can play it.
Speaker 2: I love it so much. I had a chat with
Speaker 2: Will in the kitchen about it. He loves the album too.
Speaker 2: I said, what is she going to release bed Can?
Speaker 1: He goes, it's too rude now And then you quite
Speaker 1: rightly said, we play Lunch by Billie Eilish that.
Speaker 2: This is okay.
Speaker 4: And guys, if you're haven't listened to Short and Sweet
Speaker 4: by Sabrina Carpenter, he got to.
Speaker 1: It is the perfect album, No Skips, No Sis. You
Speaker 1: are listening to the Chrissy Swan Show on Nova, and
Speaker 1: we're talking about terrible Job interviews thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Have you been in one? Have you conducted one? Have
Speaker 1: you driven away in the middle of one? Like maybe
Speaker 1: someone in this studio has.
Speaker 3: I look forward to hearing about that.
Speaker 1: The reason we're talking about this, this is an article
Speaker 1: that's just been published a viral text message exchange has gone,
Speaker 1: has taken the word by storm, and we are going
Speaker 1: we're going to re enact it.
Speaker 2: We're going to role play Jack. Yes, and I'm going
Speaker 2: to play the role of the applicant.
Speaker 3: And I'm going to play the role of the recruiter.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if you're not show how these things work, the recruiter.
Speaker 1: So I'm the applicant. I go to the recruiter, I
Speaker 1: say I would like a job.
Speaker 2: These are my skills.
Speaker 1: The recruiter finds a job for you. You go to
Speaker 1: the interview, but the company contacts the recruiting company, not you,
Speaker 1: to tell you that you're successful or not.
Speaker 4: So this message, this phone is in the hands of
Speaker 4: you swanning the applicant, but the recruiter sends a message saying, hey,
Speaker 4: Catherine just tried to call you. I am sorry to
Speaker 4: say you didn't get the job. I just heard from them.
Speaker 1: And then I say, well, it's a shame. Really thought
Speaker 1: it went well? Did they say why?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They said they absolutely loved meeting you. But your questions
Speaker 3: were too financially orientated.
Speaker 2: What on earth does that mean?
Speaker 3: Apparently you ask about money a lot? Is that true?
Speaker 2: That's not what Apparently you asked about money a lot.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that?
Speaker 1: Applicant? You know, the question what can you bring to
Speaker 1: the role. Yeah, I'll answer that in a minute. But
Speaker 1: how much are you going to give me?
Speaker 2: And it is It's an easy mistake to make because,
Speaker 2: of course, the bottom line is we work for money. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: like you know, our work, for example, is a joy.
Speaker 2: But there have been times where really I'm I'm just
Speaker 2: looking half of the money. I've had some terrible job interviews.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give me one, give me one, Well, I've got two.
Speaker 1: I mean there's probably more, but these are the top
Speaker 1: two worst thirteen twenty four ten. By the way, have
Speaker 1: you endured a terrible job interview? And generally by terrible,
Speaker 1: I mean were you terrible? You're shameful that's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about here. I went for an interview. It was
Speaker 1: back when I was looking for a job in advertising,
Speaker 1: and the guy was very weird during the during the interview,
Speaker 1: and I thought, oh god.
Speaker 2: He just hates me.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he left the room and I thought, what's going on?
Speaker 1: And I looked down and my entire shirt was open
Speaker 1: down to the last. But I got a brand new
Speaker 1: shirt and my boobs had completely busted out.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you didn't say you've got it he walked in.
Speaker 2: Not nineteen sixty anyway.
Speaker 1: The other one I had was I was there used
Speaker 1: to be a thing in the olden days called video stores,
Speaker 1: and I went for a job at Video Easy. Oh great,
Speaker 1: And the guys that ran it took it so seriously,
Speaker 1: which is great. It's there's more business or whatever, But
Speaker 1: come on, it's a video rental shop.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: They were like gamer types and they take those jobs seriously.
Speaker 2: So seriously.
Speaker 1: So the interview had been going for forty five minutes
Speaker 1: to an hour at a video store.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they were asking questions like, you know, what could
Speaker 2: you bring to this role? And you know what makes
Speaker 2: you tick?
Speaker 1: And all this sort of stuff and About halfway through,
Speaker 1: I just went, you know what, I don't want this job.
Speaker 1: I don't want to ever see you again. So I said,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I said, I can hear my
Speaker 1: phone ringing in my car?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 4: Did you not realize that they would understand that they
Speaker 4: could also hear that phone should have been ringing.
Speaker 2: At that stage.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to go, and I made something up
Speaker 1: and then I went to my car and I drove away.
Speaker 3: That is so. That is Pete Koty created to be
Speaker 3: seen again.
Speaker 4: I love it so much. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Tell us about your bad job interview. We might give
Speaker 4: you a pass to the movies giving given brought up video.
Speaker 2: The Creasy swe Show.
Speaker 3: The Creasy swe Show.
Speaker 1: A viral at text exchange is taking the word by storm.
Speaker 2: A recruiter has had to say to their applicant, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry.
Speaker 1: I've heard from the from the company and you did
Speaker 1: not get the interview because all you talked about was money,
Speaker 1: which is probably a mistake that applicant will not make again.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: What is the worst interview that you've ever experienced? Hello, Mandy, Hello,
Speaker 1: When I said I.
Speaker 8: Love your show, just tell you that. I when I
Speaker 8: first came to Australia about twenty five years ago, I
Speaker 8: had a job interview at a graphic design studio, A
Speaker 8: beautiful offers, a beautiful white everything was white, white lambshade,
Speaker 8: white disc everything was beautiful and white. Anyway, had the
Speaker 8: interview and back in those days you filled out everything
Speaker 8: by hand, falls by hand, and there was a pin
Speaker 8: holder on the desk and I picked up a pen
Speaker 8: and it didn't work. So I gave it a good
Speaker 8: shake and it still didn't work.
Speaker 9: And then I.
Speaker 7: Realized that one of those old pins where the back
Speaker 7: had flown out, and ink had flown every no everwhere
Speaker 7: in the keyboard, on the beautiful lampshade, absolutely everywhere, And
Speaker 7: they just told me to get out.
Speaker 2: Really before you'd even had a crack at the interview.
Speaker 7: Yep, I destroyed their office.
Speaker 4: I think that's the worst sort of place to damage
Speaker 4: the surroundings because people in those offices, like graphic designers
Speaker 4: and stuff, they care about their surroundings.
Speaker 7: Yeah, as was the black ink everywhere.
Speaker 8: I don't even know. I just got out of it.
Speaker 7: I was so speat.
Speaker 1: Is that your personality, man, Like you're like me, Like,
Speaker 1: wherever you go, there's mess. Like you know, next time
Speaker 1: you turned up for work, if you got the job,
Speaker 1: you would have had dog poo on your foot and
Speaker 1: then you would have walked that all through the office.
Speaker 7: I can't, I can't. He's without dropping my.
Speaker 8: Food on you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, you're going to send you a double pass
Speaker 4: to Gladiated too exclusive to cinemas.
Speaker 3: Now let's go to Rachel Raight.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, Hi, well you were something went wrong in
Speaker 2: a video interview. Yeah.
Speaker 10: It was me and the screen and once you press start,
Speaker 10: you couldn't go back, and it started recording you, and
Speaker 10: a question would come up on the screen. You'd have
Speaker 10: to read it, and then within thirty seconds you'd have
Speaker 10: to start giving your answer. And halfway through my answer,
Speaker 10: I forgot what the question was. And let's just say
Speaker 10: I did not get the job.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds very anxiety inducing.
Speaker 10: It was horrible. And normally you talk back and forth
Speaker 10: with the interviewer and you you know, you get and
Speaker 10: you listen and.
Speaker 3: You it was it was Rachel, what job were you
Speaker 3: going for?
Speaker 10: It was for a teaching role.
Speaker 3: No, it shouldn't be a computer operated it should be
Speaker 3: face to face with the principal or something.
Speaker 10: Rackly.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of such a thing. That is crazy.
Speaker 3: A double pass to see Gladiated too for you to rate.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I wouldn't cope with that.
Speaker 1: I'd be I'd just be either rambling like an idiot
Speaker 1: or just staring at the screen like huh.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 3: I just shut the computer.
Speaker 2: Down absolutely Hipatina, Hello, how are you going, good lady?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 11: I went to an interview for an interior design position
Speaker 11: and it was going fine, and then they said, yeah,
Speaker 11: we just require you to wear makeup and whenever you
Speaker 11: wear skirts, must have stockings underneath. And I went, oh, sorry,
Speaker 11: I'm not going to waste any more of your time.
Speaker 1: When I walked out, that is a very odd request
Speaker 1: for an interior designer.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, I thought so too.
Speaker 11: I thought it's got nothing to do with my skills.
Speaker 2: So so ya salatas show next see you. If the
Speaker 2: world was ending, Jack, I want to I want to
Speaker 2: be next to you.
Speaker 3: I'd like to be next to you as well, So
Speaker 3: I would. I would.
Speaker 2: I would protect you and cry in your arms like
Speaker 2: a scared little monkey. You're listening to the chrissy sworn
Speaker 2: show or over let's go click.
Speaker 3: In Chrissy clique.
Speaker 2: I lost the notes. Hang on, I've lost him over
Speaker 2: here we are talking, of course about not Joe Joe
Speaker 2: c while we'll be talking about that later. And that
Speaker 2: texted I've.
Speaker 1: Lost my things, I've lost my notes.
Speaker 2: Where are they?
Speaker 3: Jack Mate?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 2: Coachella?
Speaker 1: Yes, post Malone, this is his best.
Speaker 2: It absolutely is, like actually by a country mark.
Speaker 3: Do you know why I think it could be? Though?
Speaker 3: It is because twenty one Savage is in it as well,
Speaker 3: and he's great.
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 3: It's a really great collaboration.
Speaker 1: Post Malone could collaborate with anyone and I would love it.
Speaker 4: I still prefer the post Malone in Taylor swift Ai
Speaker 4: collaboration of Fortnite, Like I really like Fortnite, but that
Speaker 4: collaboration that went viral before they released that song was great.
Speaker 2: I agree it was great. It was great.
Speaker 1: Anyway, post Malone is headlining Coachella. Coachella is that very
Speaker 1: famous music festival in the middle of.
Speaker 3: The desert in Coachell that features.
Speaker 2: A Ferris wheel. That's how you're going to know what
Speaker 2: you're looking for on Instagram.
Speaker 4: Six years ago, I would have died to go to Coachella, right,
Speaker 4: I don't know what's happened. The last couple of years
Speaker 4: are after COVID, but I just look at it and
Speaker 4: I'm like.
Speaker 2: Oh, but that happens with everything. Problem with the problem.
Speaker 1: With anything being really cool is that the downside of
Speaker 1: being the coolest thing in the world is that eventually
Speaker 1: you are the opposite.
Speaker 2: And I feel like Coachell is on that on the
Speaker 2: way to that, don't you.
Speaker 3: I think you're right. I think you're right anyway.
Speaker 2: I think that's you know, it's exciting for him. But
Speaker 2: also I feel like that his people have said.
Speaker 1: To him, he would know that Coachella is not cool anymore,
Speaker 1: and he's gone out I know, and they've said, listen that.
Speaker 2: They're your people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're actually your people, people that are only just
Speaker 1: getting to know you.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: That's who you need to.
Speaker 3: That's the demographic we're hitting.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's how that's who you need to convert.
Speaker 3: Katie Perill be there next.
Speaker 2: Oh no, hang on, he's done a collab with somebody
Speaker 2: and I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Postmind hosts.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's just happened to me.
Speaker 3: It's just Morgan Wollen oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you remember? And I just went, nah you, I
Speaker 1: bet you. Morgan Wollan thinks Coachella is a great idea.
Speaker 3: Morgan Wollen, I like that song.
Speaker 2: What's it called again?
Speaker 3: I had some help?
Speaker 5: Nah?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Nah? Okay, now I.
Speaker 3: Think I think it's good.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Morgan Wollan, tell you which song I really
Speaker 4: do miss?
Speaker 2: Why does the other ever sing about booze? To get over?
Speaker 3: It is the best?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: What are you?
Speaker 2: Fifteen?
Speaker 3: No? Twenty seven is the best? Guess what?
Speaker 2: Morgan Wollan. There's more to life than.
Speaker 3: Leaker off the show. It's kind of not though.
Speaker 2: No, actually, I don't mind. There's a few bits in
Speaker 2: that that I don't mind.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Last, in an article titled weird, in a category called
Speaker 1: weird but True, which is essentially what I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: my autobiography, this woman says, I refuse to be a
Speaker 1: bridesmaid at my best friend's wedding. I'm a hot model
Speaker 1: and her menu was unhealthy.
Speaker 2: This girl has a.
Speaker 1: Problem with the menu being served at her best friend's.
Speaker 3: Wedding, so she'd be a bridesmaid.
Speaker 6: Yet.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can imagine. She's a Brazilian body builder. Her
Speaker 1: name was her name is tile Au and she is
Speaker 1: a booty model, which is apparently an official job, and
Speaker 1: she has refused to go and be a member of
Speaker 1: the bridal party because meal prep is more important to her.
Speaker 2: She says, I'm trying to find that quote that we
Speaker 2: squealed at.
Speaker 1: Apparently there's two many dishes full of sugar and carbs,
Speaker 1: and she says, discipline is essential for the results am for.
Speaker 1: And I knew that on the wedding day with so
Speaker 1: many dishes full of sugar and crabs, listen to this,
Speaker 1: my meal prep would be essential.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing. If you are the best friend of.
Speaker 1: This booty model, uninvited her from the wedding, and while
Speaker 1: you're at it, uninvited her from your life.
Speaker 3: Bye, Bye bye.
Speaker 2: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Hi there, welcome to the second hour of The Christy
Speaker 1: Swan Show for Wednesday. One of the greatest things about
Speaker 1: pairing an old dog with a new dog, that's you
Speaker 1: and me, Jack.
Speaker 2: That is that we get to learn from each other.
Speaker 1: And I get to keep my finger on the pulse
Speaker 1: of what's happening now, and you get to be bored
Speaker 1: by the olden.
Speaker 3: Days, get to learn about yesteryear.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: So we're doing a new segment it's called watch This Wednesday, okay,
Speaker 1: where I give you some homework to watch. I'll give
Speaker 1: you a week to finish it, and then you give
Speaker 1: me one thing to watch.
Speaker 2: That's my homework. Can you give me a year to
Speaker 2: find the time?
Speaker 3: No, I give you a week as well.
Speaker 1: All right, I am going to prescribe for you. This
Speaker 1: is your homework for one week. You must watch the
Speaker 1: documentary Truth or Dare featuring Madonna.
Speaker 3: Oh, you were talking about this Yesterday's.
Speaker 2: From the early nineties. You will love it.
Speaker 4: You had a serious chat with me off Fair as
Speaker 4: well about I think it's time you bring yourself across
Speaker 4: Madonna's body of work.
Speaker 2: Correct, You, of all people I know, would love it.
Speaker 2: Have We got a little bit of the trailer just
Speaker 2: to really what you whistle.
Speaker 5: People think that being as stars about being fabulous, being
Speaker 5: in the spotlight and having your picture taken all the time,
Speaker 5: and having everyone worship and adore you, being rich, rich, rich, having.
Speaker 2: It all, and you know what, They're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: And you can hear her voice is a bit hoarse
Speaker 1: from all the cities she's been doing.
Speaker 3: I think you're going to say from all the cities now.
Speaker 1: It's basically a documentary focus only on the truth or
Speaker 1: dere tour that never came to Australia.
Speaker 3: Okay, fantastic. Where do I watch it? Or you're not sure?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: My homework for you? Then, yes, I understand you're booked
Speaker 4: and busy. So I'm just going to set you the
Speaker 4: task of watching episode one from season one of Euphoria.
Speaker 1: Okay, season one, I can do that. I could probably
Speaker 1: do one episode, yes.
Speaker 3: Season one.
Speaker 7: One.
Speaker 4: The reason being I love Jacob Lordie, I love Zendaya,
Speaker 4: and I love Sydney Sweeney and I feel like they
Speaker 4: are all three of them are at their best in Euphoria.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: So I think you'll watch Euphoria and you'll get where
Speaker 4: my obsession comes from.
Speaker 3: Okay, bang, I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 2: Back here next Wednesday with the review done.
Speaker 3: Hey, next in Chrissy's quizy, we have a two hundred.
Speaker 4: Dollars Westfield gift card to give away stashed inside that
Speaker 4: bum bag.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: You're listening to The Christy Swan Show on Nova. Let's
Speaker 1: give away, a bum back.
Speaker 3: Fan festive, music, logic and movies.
Speaker 2: Just say it?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Some pigs? That's what it feels like Christmas discover more
Speaker 3: reasons to love this season at Westfield? Is he your
Speaker 3: local center today? This is crazy?
Speaker 2: Hi there, Tom?
Speaker 3: Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 2: Really good?
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 3: And good?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Now? Tom, I've got a question for you.
Speaker 1: When is the right time to ask somebody what they're
Speaker 1: doing for the weekend?
Speaker 2: Friday?
Speaker 6: Probably on Monday?
Speaker 2: Really, it's like that, is it? Tommy? It is fair enough?
Speaker 3: I'll producer Tom agrees, Yes, what.
Speaker 2: Are you doing on the weekend?
Speaker 3: Tom?
Speaker 6: Trying to get a staycation in sided? The mother in
Speaker 6: law's visiting, so which I'll have a night away kid free.
Speaker 1: Isn't that the best weekend ever? When you don't Oh
Speaker 1: that sounds bad when you don't have the kids, but
Speaker 1: you know what I.
Speaker 6: Mean, no, because we haven't got any funily, so it's rarity.
Speaker 2: It's the best. Hello Sarah, Hello Christy?
Speaker 3: How are you what's.
Speaker 2: Doing this weekend? Lead?
Speaker 9: I am doing a bit of cleaning, a bit of gardening. Yeah,
Speaker 9: my garden's looking a bit sad.
Speaker 2: So I've just discovered gardening. I like it very therapeutic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's weirdly good. Are you good at the garden when I.
Speaker 9: Get when I get stuck into it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, but I'm probably not that great.
Speaker 4: At cooping before he is gardening back in the zeitguys,
Speaker 4: because of Martha Stewart.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've noticed over the last week, Sarah, a lot more
Speaker 4: people talking about gardening.
Speaker 3: Okay from the dock o.
Speaker 2: I think maybe you're just spending too much time with
Speaker 2: old ladies.
Speaker 1: No, all right, let's see who is going to walk
Speaker 1: away with this bumbag and two hundred dollars to spend
Speaker 1: at Westfield.
Speaker 2: Question number one, Oh, your names are your buzzers? You
Speaker 2: know the drill?
Speaker 1: Which Nova presenter is hosting the ARIA Awards tonight?
Speaker 8: Sarah?
Speaker 1: Yes, Tom, it is Tim Buttwell. Question number two?
Speaker 2: Where does samta reside?
Speaker 11: Tom?
Speaker 2: Yes, Tom, it.
Speaker 11: Is the.
Speaker 3: Sarah. You just gotta be like zero point five seconds quicker?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 6: Cool?
Speaker 1: Four years ago today, Miley and Lue Lippa released this song.
Speaker 9: Later.
Speaker 2: What's it called, Sarah? It is called Prisoner still.
Speaker 1: Slaps bugget.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 1: I saw a little real on Instagram of Miley singing
Speaker 1: a Madonna song.
Speaker 2: Like a prayer. Oh my god, it was ridiculous.
Speaker 4: And hey, news today about Dola Peep. She's releasing a
Speaker 4: live from a Royal Albert Hall album.
Speaker 3: Wow, I love those live albums. All right, it's two points,
Speaker 3: Tom one to Sarah.
Speaker 1: Question number four, who is rumored to be headlining Coachella
Speaker 1: next year?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Tom, it is Portsmolon And you have one two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars to spend at Westfield? Why don't you pick a
Speaker 1: place to stay that's close to Westfield and just go
Speaker 1: mad shopping together on the weekend.
Speaker 6: Tom, sounds like a plug.
Speaker 2: Sounds like it does, sound like a plum.
Speaker 3: Here's Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show. We're about to talk snaw mail.
Speaker 4: Snail mail to your house or to the station work
Speaker 4: you've got mail?
Speaker 1: So I came in this morning and there's a luenvelope
Speaker 1: on my office, on my desk, on my office.
Speaker 2: Makes me sound really important?
Speaker 4: See me in my office, mate, People wouldn't find a
Speaker 4: space to sit down at your desk, right?
Speaker 3: Am I right? Or am I right?
Speaker 2: You know you're not right?
Speaker 3: I am no. I learning how to look at your
Speaker 3: desk right now in our office, I sit.
Speaker 2: There every day. I find plenty of room, Tom.
Speaker 3: Tom, Tom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you find plenty of room because you're sitting in
Speaker 2: it on the chair and not on the table.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 2: The bench is full of stuff.
Speaker 4: I reckon Today there was like tuna an egg and
Speaker 4: like a bowl and like papers from last year.
Speaker 2: Tuna and egg is in a sealed container that I
Speaker 2: just found this morning. I couldn't believe it. Actually it
Speaker 2: was a salad from past Chrissy three days ago.
Speaker 3: Premate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt, I must feel. I feel a bit sick, No,
Speaker 2: because I ate something. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Also on my desk apparently, which is full of rubbish,
Speaker 1: is he's a hand written on below? How long has
Speaker 1: it been since you've seen that?
Speaker 3: Like years?
Speaker 1: I got very very excited. It was actually addressed to
Speaker 1: the Chrissy.
Speaker 2: Someone show, Okay, so half of this is yours?
Speaker 3: Am I going to want?
Speaker 2: And then you turn it.
Speaker 1: Over and there's like a smiley face and little handwritten
Speaker 1: message doesn't have a return address.
Speaker 2: So I was intrigued. I thought, what is in here?
Speaker 4: I believe that got past reception because what if it
Speaker 4: was like laced with something or I don't.
Speaker 1: Like when people say that because I might give someone ideas,
Speaker 1: and two I've never received anything like that.
Speaker 3: It's still time.
Speaker 2: Somebody got a Pooh sent to them with poo in
Speaker 2: a box or something. Oh wow, it was not good.
Speaker 4: I just the idea of that, for me is the
Speaker 4: admin of doing that, like squatting on a cardboard box,
Speaker 4: taping it like far out.
Speaker 3: Who has the time?
Speaker 1: And also who wants to be that close to a Pooh,
Speaker 1: whether it's yours or someone else's.
Speaker 3: No thank you, no thank you, And that's squat's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: I was so excited I tore open the envelope. You
Speaker 1: can see, as evidenced by the raggedy corners.
Speaker 3: What was in it?
Speaker 1: Oh, a black pen and a blue pen?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Hell lackluster?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I love pens, although these ones aren't no brand name
Speaker 1: on them. They're not They're not big or something. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm mad from stationary.
Speaker 3: Have they been used?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Is there anything?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 1: They are brand new, like hard to get the lid
Speaker 1: off new.
Speaker 2: But that was it.
Speaker 1: There's no Hey, Chrissy, I love these pens and I
Speaker 1: thought you might like them too. Hey, Chrissy, I heard
Speaker 1: you talking about the tripless fine liners Steeler that you
Speaker 1: try these nothing absolutely no, oh correspondence, and you thought
Speaker 1: this was weird full disclosure.
Speaker 2: You were like, who would do why?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Why why send just two pens? Bizarre? I understand did
Speaker 3: you mean you understand it?
Speaker 2: I understand it.
Speaker 3: We have a box of pens in our stationary comet, yes, but.
Speaker 2: The person who sent these don't know doesn't know that,
Speaker 2: and they just wanted to send pens. Sometimes you just
Speaker 2: have an overwhelming desire to send weird things.
Speaker 3: What have you said twenty four ten?
Speaker 1: What is the weirdest thing that you have sent somebody?
Speaker 1: I have sent somebody dead flies off my win, no silk.
Speaker 1: And I cannot explain why I had a pen pal
Speaker 1: in primary school or early high school. She lived in
Speaker 1: New Zealand maybe she still does.
Speaker 3: How did you find a pen pal back then? Was
Speaker 3: it like it?
Speaker 2: It's a really good question. But there was like a service, yes,
Speaker 2: and it wouldn't have been a website, like.
Speaker 3: That's kind of wild to me that you have found
Speaker 3: it just a random.
Speaker 2: What did we do before the computer? Like you couldn't
Speaker 2: look up a website? Where did I find?
Speaker 3: I don't want to think about it, quite frankly, it
Speaker 3: makes me anxious.
Speaker 2: But that's really weird. Anyway, anyway, found her.
Speaker 1: We used to send letters to each other and then
Speaker 1: I thought it would be funny to send Australian flies
Speaker 1: and I never and I sent them. I put them
Speaker 1: in the envo I remember the dropping them in the envelope.
Speaker 1: And at that point I went, this is weird.
Speaker 3: I love that you had to ask yourself.
Speaker 2: I know, and then I when that's fine, She'll find
Speaker 2: it funny or something.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I never have American that kind of tracks.
Speaker 3: What's the weirdest thing you've sent in the mail?
Speaker 1: Christy Swan show In today's mail, I received a plain
Speaker 1: white deal envelope with a stamp too.
Speaker 2: Do you know how much stamps son owt to send
Speaker 2: a normal letter?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I think the last time I bought one,
Speaker 3: they were fifty cents.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to play this game with you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save this. Okay, cool anyway, it's got a
Speaker 1: stamp on it.
Speaker 2: It arrived. Inside were two pens, no letter, know.
Speaker 3: Nothing and no like no poison trying to kill us
Speaker 3: or anything. No.
Speaker 2: I just imagine that that is a very weird thing
Speaker 2: to send.
Speaker 3: You revealed Swed you sent dead flies to your pen.
Speaker 1: Pal, and then I never heard from her again, which
Speaker 1: is a good litmus test about whether or not I
Speaker 1: was insane.
Speaker 4: We asked on thirteen twenty four to ten, have you
Speaker 4: sent something weird in the mail? I didn't think we'd
Speaker 4: get calls because I thought it was only you that
Speaker 4: would do something like that.
Speaker 2: Never just me, is it? Christine?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 11: No, I didn't send them, but I received in the
Speaker 11: mail what.
Speaker 2: Ed roses on Valentine's Day? So this is actually quite impressive.
Speaker 7: At least he was thinking of me, well.
Speaker 2: That's it, and planning ahead because roses take a while
Speaker 2: to die, so if they arrived, if they arrived at.
Speaker 1: Your place on the fourteenth, third period, he's bought them
Speaker 1: in the first week of feb and waited until they died,
Speaker 1: and that is ten points.
Speaker 11: At least he was thinking of the leading.
Speaker 3: Up to it was a please, do you know who's
Speaker 3: set in? Christine? Was it an X?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: Did you reach out to him after receiving them?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 9: I just thought that was really lovely that he was thinking.
Speaker 2: Of this loss, and maybe if he'd shown that amount
Speaker 2: of forward planning and initiative, you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Have had to leave him, Christine, A double past the Gladiated,
Speaker 4: too exclusive to cinemas now is on its way to you.
Speaker 3: Christine.
Speaker 2: HOI, Niki, Hi, how a good? What did your daughter send?
Speaker 2: That was a bit odd?
Speaker 9: Okay, So don't don't judge, don't jump.
Speaker 2: To conclusion, nicky me judging.
Speaker 3: Me judging, yes, the king of judge.
Speaker 9: Okay, So my daughter sent me a handful, like a
Speaker 9: decent handful of her hair.
Speaker 3: Of her hair.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we had a joke when she was young. I
Speaker 9: used to always smell her hair because it just would
Speaker 9: smell so lovely after she washed it. She moved out
Speaker 9: the seas. I hadn't seen her for about eighteen months.
Speaker 9: She got a substantial haircut, so she thought it would
Speaker 9: be funny to send a big chunk of that hair
Speaker 9: over to me because I hadn't smelt her hair.
Speaker 5: In a thing.
Speaker 2: It is beautiful. Did you weep when you open that?
Speaker 9: I actually did, Chrissy, Yes.
Speaker 3: Did it still smell Nikki to do?
Speaker 9: It was freshly washed, it was Yeah, it was beautiful.
Speaker 3: And where is the hair now? Have you kept? Said her?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: With her first haircut hair?
Speaker 1: Oh that is beautiful. Really speaks to your connection.
Speaker 4: I love that double pasta gladiated too exclusive to cinemas.
Speaker 4: Now for you, Nikki, let's finish with Trina.
Speaker 2: Trina, what did you send to your boyfriend?
Speaker 6: I send a full a full page of different colored
Speaker 6: lipstick kisses that I had kissed the page with.
Speaker 2: That requires a lot of dedication and lipstick swapping.
Speaker 10: That's right, it did.
Speaker 3: And how did he receive that, Trina?
Speaker 2: He received it in the mail.
Speaker 6: He was overseas at the.
Speaker 11: Time and we've been married now twenty five years.
Speaker 3: Next week, Well it works, that's where you're going wrong.
Speaker 2: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 2: Of course, Tim Blackwell, who is front and center at
Speaker 2: the Arias tonight, will not be on his own show
Speaker 2: coming up next. We've got a very special standing plant for.
Speaker 3: You, Chrissy Cliche.
Speaker 1: If you are not across Larna del Ray trading insults
Speaker 1: with Lizzo online, then you are missing out. The good
Speaker 1: news is Jack and I are obsessed with it, and
Speaker 1: Tom and we're going to fill you in. So Lizzo
Speaker 1: posted a message to Larna del Ray saying I'd like
Speaker 1: to see you back on the charts A kind sentiment.
Speaker 3: Yeah and nice.
Speaker 4: I like when other artists publicly comment on each other's
Speaker 4: TikTok videos. Could you kind of you get a gist
Speaker 4: of whose mates and who supports each other?
Speaker 1: That's right, So she's doing the kind thing. Larnadl Ray
Speaker 1: on TikTok. By the way it's at, Lana del Ray
Speaker 1: says to the comment, I'd like to see you back
Speaker 1: on the chart. She says, I'd love to see you
Speaker 1: run a treadmill to say that.
Speaker 2: You and I was shook by the rudeness.
Speaker 4: Do you know I believed it fat phobia because she's
Speaker 4: hanging out with a real redneck crocodile dude.
Speaker 3: Now, I was like, well, Lana's turned.
Speaker 2: I thought so too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Plus it's got like a tick. Lannadel Ray's got
Speaker 1: a tick. It turns out that Lana del Ray does
Speaker 1: not have TikTok because Lizzo then says, to who she
Speaker 1: thinks is Lana del Ray, I hope that alligator eats
Speaker 1: your big ass. And then Lana del Ray says, you'd
Speaker 1: know about eating biggie. This is savage, so it's proper savage.
Speaker 2: However, that is not Lana del Ray.
Speaker 1: It's somebody who's registered her details, but that is Lizzo.
Speaker 1: Lizzo is fighting with a fake Lana del Ray.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine how like Rocked Lizo would have been
Speaker 4: receiving those messages.
Speaker 1: So shocking because Lna del Rays came out from her
Speaker 1: accounts that which is called Honeymoon, and she says, I
Speaker 1: don't think I've got an official TikTok other than the
Speaker 1: grants one.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is or a Twitter. Very random.
Speaker 3: Well, at least she was able to clarify.
Speaker 1: I wonder how Lizo feels by she said to a
Speaker 1: total stranger, I hope that alligator eats your big ass.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of sad it's not true. I love I
Speaker 3: love celebrity beef.
Speaker 2: That was That was a real good one.
Speaker 1: Potentially Charlie XCX, who we love as well. We just
Speaker 1: love how straightforward she is sassy. I didn't know about
Speaker 1: Addison Ray.
Speaker 4: So she's a massive TikToker swan, one of the original
Speaker 4: big TikTokers, and she's now ventured into music. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: she has this song which is quite good called Diet Pepsi,
Speaker 4: which a lot of young 'in's would not.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 2: I can't hear I can't hear Diet Pepsi, but I
Speaker 2: can hear back seat.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Do you know why it's called diet Pepsi?
Speaker 3: No, I don't like. I think she may say it
Speaker 3: once in the song that's.
Speaker 2: Called diet pepsy because Charlie XCX said it.
Speaker 12: It was initially just gonna be back seat. But I
Speaker 12: knew that that wasn't right when I plaited for Charlie.
Speaker 12: She just immediately when I said diet pepsy in the song.
Speaker 3: She was like, why isn't.
Speaker 12: The song called diet Pepsi? And I was like, why
Speaker 12: would I doubt Charlie.
Speaker 2: Never doubt Charlie.
Speaker 1: So now the song is called diet Pepsi and that's
Speaker 1: a much better name than back seat.
Speaker 3: Thank god. Charlie ran her ear over.
Speaker 2: That is amazing.
Speaker 4: She need to pop up in Times Square yesterday and
Speaker 4: it was everything was Bratt Green or the led.
Speaker 3: The things.
Speaker 4: I like, that's the one place I'd love to see
Speaker 4: Charlie with just a bunch of people in the street.
Speaker 2: Something about here that you love so much.
Speaker 3: She's the non perfectionist vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like just.
Speaker 4: The embracing being a party gal. You don't have to
Speaker 4: be perfect. It's okay to stay out till two I
Speaker 4: am and not be like just her whole vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's great.
Speaker 3: She's great. I love hey.
Speaker 4: Ricky, Lee and Joel are up next with her our
Speaker 4: very special mate jaswanting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exciting, isn't it. Good luck Tim Blackwall to
Speaker 2: Night at the Hour.
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