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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for firing off a bit of love Love

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Speaker 2: Love Leno. Because my wife and I her name is Lisa.

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Speaker 2: We are celebrating ten years on the fourteenth of September.

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Speaker 2: No time flies when you're making.

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Speaker 1: Babies married or dating married married.

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Speaker 2: She tried to convince me that it was diamonds the

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Speaker 2: other day. You're going to get the twelve groomsmen together

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Speaker 2: for then. Mind, now that was fun twelve for twelve times.

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Speaker 1: Did you I didn't realize that you were that indecise.

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Speaker 2: It looked like it was. The wedding shots were quite difficult, Kate,

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Speaker 2: because I think did you get them all?

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Speaker 1: Did you have like an eighteen and two.

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Speaker 2: Rows of six? No? We had well, the forward line

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Speaker 2: was down the front, and then you had the midfielders

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Speaker 2: barren second row and then defenders rout the back. Followers

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Speaker 2: were moving pretty quickly.

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Speaker 1: Did Lisa have six twelve as well?

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Speaker 2: Each girl got two guys? What happened though? No, we

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Speaker 2: dropped it to third. No, we dropped it to eleven

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Speaker 2: because you GE's dad got run over by a tractor

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Speaker 2: if you remember, Oh, that's right, that was the stuff

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Speaker 2: up too, because I said to them he shouldn't have

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to go forward instead of the weird thing.

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Speaker 2: His name is Tulio. Is Italian?

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Speaker 1: Was he okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Trulia, Yeah, but I tractors Paradise. Well, the thing was,

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Speaker 2: I said to the reverend on the day, could you

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Speaker 2: he was going to die and I said to the

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Speaker 2: reverend on the day, could you say mentioned that we

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Speaker 2: missed gig and we wish Tullia. I said, Coolio onish Coolio,

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Speaker 2: the best of luck. And then right at the last minute,

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Speaker 2: I went, oh my god, and I had to run

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Speaker 2: up to and it's not Coolio, it's Tulio.

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Speaker 1: Do you think the winning.

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Speaker 2: Gangsters under the tractor's tractor? But he's fine now they't

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Speaker 2: worry about that.

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Speaker 1: So Lisa is a very lucky lady, very lucky lady.

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Speaker 2: And ten years she said was diamonds. I did a

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Speaker 2: bit of research. It's tin and aluminium. So we're going

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Speaker 2: to go and have a couple of beers and the tenny.

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Speaker 2: She'll have a great day.

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Speaker 1: That's Tine been out there. The photos I saw of her,

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Speaker 1: she was baffing.

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Speaker 2: She did have a bit of a she loves it tin.

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Speaker 2: He loves fishing. Here's the thing. Last night, when I

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Speaker 2: cooked a barbecue, I don't know, things fell apart a

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Speaker 2: little bit. I said, I'm going to go and get

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Speaker 2: the meat, and I've got some sausages for the kids,

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Speaker 2: and then said I'll get a bit of chicken for us. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I got to the butcher, looked in there and the

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Speaker 2: Lamb chas Lecks looked amazing, and went, I'll take those instead.

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Speaker 2: So I cooked the barbecue, presented it on the table.

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Speaker 2: She said, where's the chicken? I said, I ditched the

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Speaker 2: idea of the chicken. I got these. I am chas lecks.

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Speaker 2: What's a stick? How do you spell that? Chas lick?

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Speaker 2: Chaz Google that.

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Speaker 1: It was a funny name for like a lamb shank.

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Speaker 2: No, no, just sha because there is an astronomian woman

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Speaker 2: is very popular. All the guys got around, Tommy, what

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Speaker 2: how do you like this? H A S H L?

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Speaker 2: I K okay, please don't ask me how to spell

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Speaker 2: anything on it?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I know you listen to the podcast. Wasn't

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Speaker 1: a strong okay?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So I presented the lamb chad lecks. She said,

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Speaker 2: hang on a minute, what am I going to have

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Speaker 2: for dinner. I said, what, I've cooked this anyway, got

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Speaker 2: a bit of a hulf and puff and she stormed off,

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Speaker 2: and I went, what do you want to do? Your line,

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Speaker 2: Cuisin and I can make it, Homeline. I can make

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Speaker 2: something else if you're not happy with the Lamb shads lecks.

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Speaker 2: You see, BJ doesn't like lamby, and I've learned that

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Speaker 2: very ear it's cute, that's exactly past that. No, Okate,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get you some of these lamb shad lecks.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to.

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Speaker 2: I'll get your stick. I mean that's even worse. I

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Speaker 2: will get you.

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Speaker 1: You know what. I would feel more comfortable buying my

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Speaker 1: own lamb, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, she said, We've been married for ten years. Never

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Speaker 2: once in our relationship have you seen me eat lamb?

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Speaker 2: Have I ordered the lamb? Have I asked for lamb?

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Speaker 2: I have never eaten lamb, and you've cooked me. After

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Speaker 2: ten years in this relationship, you've cooked me lamb. It's

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Speaker 2: a magnificent mane.

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Speaker 1: So you don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. And then I even know that BJ

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Speaker 2: doesn't like seafood. I know that about your warrior, but see,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what my own one? She won't eat ducks.

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Speaker 1: Ducks are cute, No they're not. They look they look nice.

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Speaker 1: I love ducks because they're hard working.

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Speaker 2: Chickens aren't chickens? Are she there? Dirty? They're dirty? So yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can have it. I can have a chomp on

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Speaker 2: that one.

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Speaker 1: So she has fried chicken, but she won't have duck.

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Speaker 2: No, what about this one? No? Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

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Speaker 1: See I eat anything. If it stops breathing, I'll eat it.

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Speaker 2: Feel nervous. It's got a bit of a London dish. Oh,

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Speaker 2: let's got one really quickly.

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Speaker 1: And I'm looking for someone with sleep apnea?

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Speaker 2: Can we just come over here and sit on this

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Speaker 2: speech for us? Most Gitsy and Wipper with Kate Ritchie

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