Speaker 1: Joe Sua right a da Hello to you guys.
Speaker 2: Hi everybody, is that called scatting? It's like shit yodling, Yeah,
Speaker 2: totally yodling. Maybe yodling was a thing. It had a
Speaker 2: real moment.
Speaker 1: It had a real moment yodling, for sure it did.
Speaker 2: There was that little girl on remember that show New
Speaker 2: Faces with Boyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, New Faces with Burton you Now, I
Speaker 1: was thinking Red Faces on No hey Saturday, No, No,
Speaker 1: what was New Faces?
Speaker 2: It was like a talent show. It was like an
Speaker 2: Australian idol but like just anyone. I think Julia Morris
Speaker 2: was on it.
Speaker 1: So really like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like people would sing or dance or whatever their
Speaker 2: talent was, do a comedy sketch.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, nah, I didn't know about that anyway. Hi
Speaker 1: to everyone, thanks for listening into the podcast. It is
Speaker 1: Mala Monte here with you today. I just want a
Speaker 1: couple of messages from you guys that I wanted to
Speaker 1: read out that's made me laugh. Please messages anytime showan
Speaker 1: tell on. Mine is our Instagram where you can hit
Speaker 1: us up. But now, the other day you were talking
Speaker 1: about how you put a snot in your brother's French
Speaker 1: onion dip, and you watched him eat the whole thing
Speaker 1: with like savoys or jats, just get it fucking right
Speaker 1: down his gullet, knowing that he'd eaten your your snot,
Speaker 1: which is so crook, disgusting, so disgusting. Anyway, I wanted
Speaker 1: to read you out this because Aaron messaged in and said,
Speaker 1: I remember I licked the flavors of an entire pack
Speaker 1: of sicatas when I was about fifteen after school, and
Speaker 1: then fell asleep, leaving the pack unattended on the table,
Speaker 1: and then her dear old dad ate one and was like,
Speaker 1: geezs are a bit stale stale.
Speaker 2: I would have thought it was they were like bland,
Speaker 2: like these are bland and also its soggy.
Speaker 1: I just laughed, though, when you're a kid, just I
Speaker 1: vividly remember licking the cicada flavoring like we used to
Speaker 1: get barbecue flavor cicadasa, remember the ad.
Speaker 2: My daughter loves those still, Oh.
Speaker 1: They're so good. Just be so fula airmsg those things,
Speaker 1: but just lacking them off, like same as barbecue shapes,
Speaker 1: pizza shapes.
Speaker 2: This is why I have this theory. I can only
Speaker 2: eat those things flavorside down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you've said that before.
Speaker 2: It's so weird that the flavor has to be on
Speaker 2: the tongue.
Speaker 1: But it's not that it doesn't hit the tongue when
Speaker 1: you have it, you don't get the same impact.
Speaker 2: And also I think I would argue, what's weirder to
Speaker 2: just sit there going just licking, look sucking the flavor
Speaker 2: off of a cicada, of a cicada, barbecue shape, whatever.
Speaker 2: It would be weirder to lick it than just put
Speaker 2: it in your mouth flavorside.
Speaker 1: But if you don't want the whole biscuit, you just
Speaker 1: want the flavoring. If that's why you'd give it a lick.
Speaker 2: Hang on it. Are you saying used to just lick it?
Speaker 2: And then were you like those people that would like
Speaker 2: chew their food a few times and spit it out
Speaker 2: just to get the flavor, but.
Speaker 1: Actually not for the calories.
Speaker 2: This great diet just.
Speaker 1: Licked the flavoring and put the biscuits back.
Speaker 2: Yes, I got that part of the story. I thought
Speaker 2: you were saying that you used to do that as well,
Speaker 2: like lick the flavor off sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as a kid, you do feel weird shit as
Speaker 1: a kid. Yeah, And then just leave the biscuit there
Speaker 1: or check the bis.
Speaker 2: No, that's for the end of the packet, when there's
Speaker 2: all the flavor at the bottom and then you just
Speaker 2: tip it up. Made you feel a bit nauseous. Myma
Speaker 2: feels sick, you know.
Speaker 1: I was sick in bed the other day, and I
Speaker 1: felt whenever I'm well, I really crave like either hot
Speaker 1: chips or something really sweet. Yeah, I said, Sam, I
Speaker 1: need biscuits. I just was craving biscuits. And I gave
Speaker 1: him the strict instructions of like, I don't want tim tam,
Speaker 1: I don't want chocolate one like that. I want like
Speaker 1: something I can dunk in the tea. And he came
Speaker 1: back with like the family cream all sorts, but just
Speaker 1: the short bread ones with the cream in the middle.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't mind those, alright, very soft, it's
Speaker 1: a very soft short bread. I didn't mind it. I
Speaker 1: wasn't wrapped, but I wouldn't have been wrapped in any
Speaker 1: with anything in that state.
Speaker 2: How annoying is it when they go to the shops
Speaker 2: and they say, do you want anything? I don't know
Speaker 2: if I feel like anything, and then they come back
Speaker 2: with something.
Speaker 1: Fuck, it's your fault. It's always wrong. Not it's your fault.
Speaker 2: Because you weren't clear. I didn't just say I want totally,
Speaker 2: but then you irritated. Fuck don't you know me well enough?
Speaker 2: I now I don't like that.
Speaker 1: So annoyed I get so irrationally annoyed. I was like,
Speaker 1: he said I was not going to win either way,
Speaker 1: and I said, no, you weren't. You really weren't. But
Speaker 1: for some reason I didn't want these. I said, was
Speaker 1: they're not the orange ones, which I know most people hate.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, this was all there was.
Speaker 2: If Mark goes out and gets macas, I have the
Speaker 2: same thing every time, Yeah, right, of course. Yeah, ask
Speaker 2: me every time what I want and I say just
Speaker 2: the same as always. What's that? And I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: it's been twenty six years you've been taking my Macca's
Speaker 2: order and it's pretty much the same. It annoys me.
Speaker 1: What is your Maca's order?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, look it has changed because it used to be
Speaker 2: a large it used to be a large quarter pounded meal.
Speaker 2: Now it's a medium cheeseburger meal. I open it. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: cheesebag is not big enough. Nah, well I mean rainy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I have the coke as well. You know, you
Speaker 2: know what, my record amount of food I've eaten these
Speaker 2: because my god, I used to put away food when
Speaker 2: I was young, and like my metabolism was real fast.
Speaker 2: I ate two large big mac meals once with the cokes.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, a lot of wick was bere that's so impressive. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: the biggies I got boring, but I ate the whole packet,
Speaker 1: and I felt sick.
Speaker 2: Like I'll hijacked your whole stories.
Speaker 1: It's lucky, I'll bring it around. I'm a pro. I
Speaker 1: go back to around packet. I ate the whole fucking packet.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, the boys maybe had two or three,
Speaker 1: so I ate the rest of them. I just laid
Speaker 1: there and I dunked, and the crumbs were falling on
Speaker 1: my chest and I didn't care. And the only reason
Speaker 1: I reminded me is because you were like, you felt
Speaker 1: a bit sick after you've eaten that many sicatas and
Speaker 1: then just tipping the flavoring in your mouth, you just
Speaker 1: feel a bit crooked. That's what I was like. With
Speaker 1: those cookies. I was like, and then there was three left,
Speaker 1: I might just finish them off.
Speaker 2: Finish you know what because it's when you don't feel well,
Speaker 2: you're just searching for stuff to make you.
Speaker 1: For You just want anything, anything that might make you
Speaker 1: feel good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's another embarrassing for no reason which I love
Speaker 1: and I witnessed this this morning. Okay, so we often
Speaker 1: talk about things that are embarrassing for no reason. Let
Speaker 1: us know anytime hit us up, Show and Tell online
Speaker 1: is out into which I have said, but this is
Speaker 1: from Alice, and she said, ladies, I randomly thought of
Speaker 1: another embarrassing for no reason. When you're on a walk
Speaker 1: and you go as far as you want to go,
Speaker 1: and then you have to turn around and head back.
Speaker 1: And I saw it this morning. A guy obviously in
Speaker 1: his mind, had his spot where he was running to
Speaker 1: and then just the pivot around to go over your.
Speaker 2: Track, run around the pole.
Speaker 1: Yes, something about it that's embarrassing for no reason.
Speaker 2: You want to give them a little clap nearly there.
Speaker 2: That's great, that's great.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. It's so true because I always think
Speaker 1: I get where's my point in my head? Too? And
Speaker 1: then I do know that the spin around on the
Speaker 1: toes to go back, so funny.
Speaker 2: Speaking of embarrassing. Well, this is embarrassing for a reason,
Speaker 2: not for no reason. So I don't know if you
Speaker 2: saw this, but last week the Department of Health in
Speaker 2: Queensland launched this campaign called It's Okay to pull at Work?
Speaker 1: I mean, is it that's a weird campaign for them
Speaker 1: to launch? Was it tang in cheek? Like what the
Speaker 1: fuck are they spending their time on if they're doing
Speaker 1: a campaign like that.
Speaker 2: I think it was they're basically trying to take the
Speaker 2: stigma out of taking a shit in the workplace, because
Speaker 2: you know, holding it in can cause health things like
Speaker 2: you know, hemorrhoids, clogged colon. Okay, it's not good if
Speaker 2: you're busting no, but we also know those people who
Speaker 2: are just far too comfortable, like yes, like maybe I
Speaker 2: might have to go, and they go and sit on
Speaker 2: the work toilet for how long? And they just anyway,
Speaker 2: I have diagnosed myself with this thing. It's a real
Speaker 2: condition called Parker prisis OH, which is described on news
Speaker 2: dot com as if someone finds it extremely difficult to
Speaker 2: pooh around other people, which who isn't. But also even
Speaker 2: in my own house, if Mark's in the bedroom, I
Speaker 2: won't shit in our own suite or whatever I have to,
Speaker 2: I have to pooh away, yes from people. I don't
Speaker 2: want anyone hearing it. It's so I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is, but what it's park A Prisis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, is it Parker Presis. I feel
Speaker 1: like when you've got a disorder, it kind of really
Speaker 1: affects your life. Where this is just like you would
Speaker 1: prefer to shit not near people, which is the same
Speaker 1: as me, Like I don't want anyone, Like I've never
Speaker 1: been in a relationship where if I'm shitting, Sam can
Speaker 1: come in the room, like I need, I need to
Speaker 1: be by myself.
Speaker 2: I would almost prefer to shit my pants on the
Speaker 2: way home then shit at work or in a public area.
Speaker 2: It's described as psychogenic fecal retention or shy bow, the
Speaker 2: inability to defecate without a certain level of privacy, and
Speaker 2: it's associated with avoidance in public and social situations. I mean,
Speaker 2: I am I would one hundred percent be like that.
Speaker 2: If I felt like I really needed to go and
Speaker 2: I was in public, I would really struggle to go,
Speaker 2: Like it would be a really big deal, Like I reckon,
Speaker 2: I'd almost cry I the thought of it. I don't
Speaker 2: know why it's such a big thing, Like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: And I think I was always like that, Like I.
Speaker 1: Think most people only want to shit at home. But
Speaker 1: the fact that you would cry if you needed to
Speaker 1: do a pooh if you're out, it's pretty hectic.
Speaker 2: Listen. I wrote an article on Show and Tell for
Speaker 2: this years ago. I remember one time I did have
Speaker 2: to shoot at work.
Speaker 1: Did you cry on the toilet?
Speaker 2: I can't even I had to take the next day
Speaker 2: off work. There's a whole story behind this, like stupid.
Speaker 2: I was wanting to lose a bit of weight, so
Speaker 2: I tried one of those detox tea's. Ah. I went
Speaker 2: and bought it in my lunch break, and it says,
Speaker 2: you know, put one to two tea bags in and
Speaker 2: just you know, steep it for five minutes. I put
Speaker 2: two tea bags in and steeped it for like fifteen minutes. Yes,
Speaker 2: because I think go hard or go home.
Speaker 1: Oh yes.
Speaker 2: And I used to work for like an employment agency,
Speaker 2: trying to place people into work. And I was seeing
Speaker 2: this guy and you know when you feel the initial,
Speaker 2: it's like in the movies. You hear the gurgle and
Speaker 2: I'm initial straight away. I was like, and he goes,
Speaker 2: you all right, I went, oh, yeah, no, that's okay.
Speaker 2: I just got a tummy pain started getting louder that
Speaker 2: I was almost you know, when you have to rock.
Speaker 2: I said to him, listen, I think I'm sick. You know,
Speaker 2: we'll catch up next week. Oh yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: he went, and I was trying to talk myself into
Speaker 2: it's all right, it's not going to come out. It's
Speaker 2: not going to come out. I was like, I am
Speaker 2: going to ship my pants. I had to run to
Speaker 2: the toilet. I reckon. I was in there for half
Speaker 2: an hour. I couldn't move, you know what. I couldn't
Speaker 2: even keep water in even the next day. The next day,
Speaker 2: I said, from a tea bag, a tea, but it
Speaker 2: was never forget. It was a dark green box and
Speaker 2: it was called Detox slimming tea, lose weight and dehydrate
Speaker 2: and never again, never again.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Should see me? Driving home? I was like holding onto
Speaker 2: the steer.
Speaker 1: Why was that bad?
Speaker 2: Like moving back and forth. It was terrible. But it
Speaker 2: also spurred on an invention idea. You know, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: imagine there was a tablet you could take that instead
Speaker 2: of pooh and far smelling revolting. It just gave them
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like an internal breath freshener
Speaker 2: and it smelled minty fresh.
Speaker 1: Yes, So then when you went to the toilet, I mean.
Speaker 2: The noise is still a thing, but you know, but
Speaker 2: you just like.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna choose, because I would if I would
Speaker 1: need to shit at work, would go would quickly flush it, yes,
Speaker 1: so the stench doesn't go and then wipe and you know.
Speaker 2: But it's still there. And it's always a case of
Speaker 2: the longer you're in there, you become immune to it.
Speaker 2: You can't do with smell it any more.
Speaker 1: It's so true.
Speaker 2: But even if there was a suppository, I would use
Speaker 2: it every day. Stick is the pository up your ass.
Speaker 2: It's like a breath mint mate. Yeah, if you have
Speaker 2: to work with a lot of people, yeah, I get
Speaker 2: different sense. Imagine like ocean breeze minty.
Speaker 1: Still it would be cruel because you would you would know,
Speaker 1: you'd get used to it, but it would be better
Speaker 1: than inhaling somebody's shit.
Speaker 2: Pong will almost be funny.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so Remember like a school is
Speaker 1: something that you look under the qbicles to see whose
Speaker 1: feet they were, and then you go, oh, Becky, it's
Speaker 1: so school toilets, aren't they the nastiest thing of all time?
Speaker 1: School toilets?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with even just normal toilets? When you go out?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with people that there's like sometimes there's shit
Speaker 2: in there with no paper or anything, and you're like,
Speaker 2: what is this fucking animal? You know? It makes me,
Speaker 2: It makes me sick. I will avoid even for a week.
Speaker 2: I will avoid going to the toilet at all costs.
Speaker 1: Anyway, toilet talk, tilet talk. We should almost have a
Speaker 1: little sting for toilets talk. Shuldn't we bit?
Speaker 2: It's a bit gross, isn't it. I'm so sorry we're
Speaker 2: probably losing listeners because of this.
Speaker 1: Oh hands down. When I had a sip of tea
Speaker 1: and you talk, it make me feel a bit crooke
Speaker 1: in the tummy. Oh so you know what is like
Speaker 1: I'm very late to his ai Like, I'm just I
Speaker 1: know this sounds dumb, but I just don't get it.
Speaker 2: That's for me, such a sign we're getting old, because
Speaker 2: it's like our parents with mobiles. Yes, you know, how
Speaker 2: do I do this? And then you know, like they
Speaker 2: swipe up like they're doing this or whatever? How do
Speaker 2: I do that? And it's like, this is our version.
Speaker 1: Totally, so age do you get it properly?
Speaker 2: Like I, No, I don't. I understand. Sometimes if I
Speaker 2: have to put in my other job, sometimes I have
Speaker 2: to write captions right, and the program I put it
Speaker 2: into always offers me at the bottom rewrite this caption
Speaker 2: with AI right, and I'm like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll ever succumb to that. I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm cheating, yes, but I do get the you know,
Speaker 2: like the facial stuff they do now, so you could
Speaker 2: put you know, your head on someone else's body and it,
Speaker 2: you know, and that opens up doors to you know,
Speaker 2: porn and naked pictures and stuff that totally.
Speaker 1: Like I keep getting tricked by it. That's what I
Speaker 1: don't like. I don't get it that much. But I
Speaker 1: also I'm like I keep getting tricked. Like there's this
Speaker 1: Instagram video that popped up on my Instagram of the
Speaker 1: most gorgeous babies dressed up as like fruit and stuff
Speaker 1: walking a runway and they were the happiest babies and
Speaker 1: that I'm like, look at these And I sent it
Speaker 1: to a friend because I'm like this is the cutest
Speaker 1: thing ever. And she just wrote back, AI, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you're fucking right. As if you could
Speaker 1: get babies like that just to perform and walk down
Speaker 1: a runway smiling like.
Speaker 2: That, if you would have gone back and watched it,
Speaker 2: there's still a level of fakeness to it. Yes, yes, a.
Speaker 1: Little bit, a little bit. It's really hard. And then
Speaker 1: the other day my friend Ben kept sending me poems.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ben, how I'm so dumb with it.
Speaker 1: He would weave in like, you know, things I love
Speaker 1: and wear, I live, and my kids' names, and it
Speaker 1: was all rhyming so fantastically and I Am like what
Speaker 1: and they were just coming thick and fast. I'm like
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could do this. This is incredible,
Speaker 1: Like where's his head? And he eventually said, Ai, Babe,
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, I'm so dumb.
Speaker 2: I'm so No, you're not dumb. You're not dumb. It's
Speaker 2: because it wouldn't occur to you to do any of
Speaker 2: that stuff. But this is the bigger problem with that
Speaker 2: is if you are a person who works in a
Speaker 2: creative field, you're a writer, an editor, any of those things,
Speaker 2: it's almost like I feel like there's a ticking clock, like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, there's going to come a point where people
Speaker 2: are going to know I've got the footage. I'm just
Speaker 2: going to put it into this program. It's going to
Speaker 2: edit it for me. Yes, Yes, who needs to hire
Speaker 2: a journalist when I can put in five words and
Speaker 2: AI will come up with an article for me.
Speaker 1: Totally. That's happening so much now, God, so much. But
Speaker 1: it's the one that scares me the most is the
Speaker 1: voice and when they can make the faces move. So
Speaker 1: he sent me this this morning, and I thought, I'll
Speaker 1: play it for you. It's just so scary that you
Speaker 1: can have a full make it like a full conversation
Speaker 1: with somebody's voice.
Speaker 3: It's so for long, Okatie or Manti or whatever you
Speaker 3: call yourself. These days, I don't keep up with stupid
Speaker 3: white girls in their lives. What I can tell you
Speaker 3: is that I know all about Byron Bay. I think
Speaker 3: it's a great country, and I'm excited to wish you
Speaker 3: all the best from the freaking USA. I love you,
Speaker 3: bye bye.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's terrifying. Donald Trump, he did say Byron Bay was
Speaker 2: a country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that I was like, oh my god, and
Speaker 1: his mouth's moving in time with it in the video.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I said to the kids, because
Speaker 2: there was this thing going around a while ago about
Speaker 2: like a WhatsApp call coming in and they generate the
Speaker 2: voice of your kid saying Mom, I need money, Mum,
Speaker 2: I'm stuck or whatever that the parent then will put
Speaker 2: money into an account or whatever. Yes, I said to
Speaker 2: the kids anything like that. Let's just go with the
Speaker 2: password system. Okay, what's the password? I mean, fuck, it's
Speaker 2: like Stranger Danger to the next level.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that they were doing that because I
Speaker 1: know there's that text where it's like I need you
Speaker 1: to quickly transfer this for me moments to me whatever.
Speaker 1: But I didn't realize they were getting their voices. How
Speaker 1: are they getting their voices though?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, but there is there is something
Speaker 2: about whether it's using social media or whatever. Even our phones,
Speaker 2: our phones fucking have our lives on it. Oh, totally,
Speaker 2: our voices in conversations that all that stuff where like
Speaker 2: they can access everything.
Speaker 1: It's so terrifying. Speaking of phones, I'm so addicted, so
Speaker 1: addicted to mine. It's it's making me anxious and angry,
Speaker 1: Like I'm so annoyed at how much it has a
Speaker 1: hold on me that when I'm around my kids, I'm
Speaker 1: so not present. I'm just on this fucking phone all
Speaker 1: the time, just scrolling for anything that is just to
Speaker 1: escape my own reality. And I'll stand there and be
Speaker 1: on it and then i just will come through times
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh shit, mate, Like, oh do You'll
Speaker 1: be like mom, mum, mum it has been I'm like,
Speaker 1: how you been saying mum for like it just makes
Speaker 1: me feel really guilty. So this is not sponsored at all,
Speaker 1: but one of my best mates has got opal on
Speaker 1: her phone and it's a call opl Opa L and
Speaker 1: I downloaded it this morning and it's yet a free
Speaker 1: weeks trial and then it's one hundred bucks a year,
Speaker 1: so it's not cheap. But if it changes your patterns
Speaker 1: of using how you're so addicted to your phone, that
Speaker 1: could be a good thing.
Speaker 2: But it blocks.
Speaker 1: Like whatever you want for a certain amount of time.
Speaker 1: So I remember a while ago I told you about
Speaker 1: that one that that what was it called sec one
Speaker 1: sec where you can put times and then you can
Speaker 1: override it though, and they're like, do you really want
Speaker 1: to look at your Instagram again? And you're right, yes,
Speaker 1: and then you take a breath and it does it. Whatever.
Speaker 1: That didn't work for me, but this one locks it
Speaker 1: down so you can set the times that you are
Speaker 1: able to look at it. So I've set it from
Speaker 1: eleven to twelve I can have access to Instagram, and
Speaker 1: seven thirty to eight thirty I can have access to Instagram,
Speaker 1: and outside of that it is locked down and I
Speaker 1: can't get into it because I'm so unwell at the moment,
Speaker 1: I'm in better lot and I just scroll and scroll,
Speaker 1: and my anxiety and jealousy of seeing other people living
Speaker 1: their lives and everything is so bad that my like,
Speaker 1: my anxiety at the moment's the worse it's ever been.
Speaker 1: And I think a huge amount has to do with
Speaker 1: how addicted I am to looking at what other people
Speaker 1: are doing with their lives.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, I fucking applaud you for doing that, because.
Speaker 1: I just feel sick about it. Like this morning when
Speaker 1: I put it on, I'm like, I feel like like
Speaker 1: a part of my lifeline's gone. Like it's wild.
Speaker 2: But this is the thing. You'll think, Oh, what am
Speaker 2: I going to do instead? Yes, so maybe you'll say,
Speaker 2: for argument's sake, I might write something. Ye, well, I
Speaker 2: might draw something or whatever, you fine.
Speaker 1: Or read something, read something.
Speaker 2: Learn something, you know, you know what. It's probably gonna
Speaker 2: be a game changer.
Speaker 1: I hope it is. I really hope it is, because
Speaker 1: my mate who put it on hers is like, this
Speaker 1: has changed my life. So I'm like, Okay, I've got
Speaker 1: to give it a go. I've got to give something
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: It is a really good solution because the thought of
Speaker 2: when people say I'll just put your phone away, our
Speaker 2: phones are everything, yes, Like who's got a landline anymore?
Speaker 2: Now you need to be contactable, work, email, all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Though in those hours you're going to
Speaker 2: be oh, do not disturb me, don't talk to me.
Speaker 2: It's my only heel.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we'll give it myself two hours a day.
Speaker 1: But that is like, seriously, a lot less than I
Speaker 1: would be doing on an average day at the moment.
Speaker 2: Bad. No, it's not. It's funny though, how like I think,
Speaker 2: And I'm not judging you when I say this because
Speaker 2: I'm the same, But how shit. Our impulse control is like, hell,
Speaker 2: we have no discipline, none at all anymore. We've got
Speaker 2: we need apps to stop us from doing something that
Speaker 2: we should be able to just go doing stuff.
Speaker 1: We're so addicted. We're so addicted, and I'll just sit
Speaker 1: there like, well, I'm I'm cooking a meal and just
Speaker 1: click on it and scroll through it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, while I'm waiting for one fucking side of
Speaker 1: the steak to cook. It's like, nah, this is a joke,
Speaker 1: ludicrous now, So anyway, I'll let you know how it goes.
Speaker 2: Yes, what was it called again?
Speaker 1: Oppool? Yeah? Why don't you let it go?
Speaker 2: Nah? Because I feel like I rely on it for
Speaker 2: content too. Yes, I'm always looking at it for content
Speaker 2: and I've got to post a lot.
Speaker 1: Yes, well I did. I did the time of seven
Speaker 1: thirty to eight so I can post like some of
Speaker 1: our podcast clips. I'm like, I need that timing to
Speaker 1: be able to do that. But at the moment, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing much work. Yeah, you know what I mean. So,
Speaker 1: like I always have said, no, I need it for work.
Speaker 1: I need it for work. I'm like, well, I'm not
Speaker 1: really doing a huge amount at the moment, so I
Speaker 1: surely don't need it. It's not an excuse anymore.
Speaker 2: I mean, next week, let's check in.
Speaker 1: I know, because I also got my friend to set
Speaker 1: it up, so I do not know how to override it,
Speaker 1: and I'm not the kind of person that will research
Speaker 1: how to override it, so it's fucking locked for me.
Speaker 2: It's do you know what I would do? I would
Speaker 2: just make like a whole other Instagram page like, oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: I'll be with you.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 1: I won't be able to get on my laptop. That's
Speaker 1: what I was originally going to do, though, is just
Speaker 1: look at it on my laptop, get it off my phone.
Speaker 2: And now I'm like, if you if you've seen an
Speaker 2: Instagram like dunty miman, yeah, put on. That's good.
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