WEBVTT - Jodie & Hayesy's STRONG Take On Australian YouTube Ban! 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:01.000 We got. 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:05.880 Every day. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:07.960 I need to know. 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:09.319 I need to know now, I need to know. 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:11.399 I need to know. I need to know what's in 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:13.840 the news today to know. This is what you need 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:16.720 to know. We know what you need to know with 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:19.120 Jody and asy parents. 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:22.599 Yes, it is d day for social media platforms. Thank 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:25.759 god for the federal government for stepping in on this one. 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:29.440 So Labour has decided that YouTube will be covered with 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:34.360 its worldwide first social media age limit, despite previously saying 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:41.120 they're exempted. So Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok and x are 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.960 already included in the ban. So under the law, the 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:47.800 platforms will face fines up to almost fifty million dollars 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.720 and I repeat that, fifty million dollars for failing to 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.360 take reasonable steps to prevent underage account holders from using 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.560 their services. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:59.960 I'm firsthand. Oh yeah, it sucks. YouTube man, Oh my god, 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:00.959 there's stuff that. 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:03.360 There's some amazing stuff and the majority of stuff on 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.440 YouTube is so good. I learned how to play guitar 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.600 on YouTube. Did you you can learn anything on youtubean? 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:09.600 Is that a good example? 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:10.039 Whah? 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:11.759 Maybe not? 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:15.560 But anyway, yeah, that the stuff where people on their 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:19.119 streamers and YouTubers which are one hundred percent targeting kids 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:23.720 for likes and subscribes is really dangerous and makes parents 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:28.200 watching so angry because they're basically teaching your kids to 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:29.559 be little to kids. 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:30.200 That's what it is. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.720 Yeah, So the personality is the strong personalities are people 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:36.560 that you're like, I hate this person so much, and 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:39.360 they are guiding and showing my kids what they think 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:41.720 is perceived to be a cool personality. 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:44.080 I know, I get so jack of YouTube. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:47.520 So my five year old likes to screen onto the 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.520 main TV and I just lose my mind. And some 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:52.960 of the parents out there who've got young families who 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:56.360 have exploited them in order to make some money in 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.040 terms of follow out, follow my family to Disneyland and 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.040 all that sort of stuff, and they play games in 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.160 the mall where they're trying to find each other. It 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:06.280 is the most single irritating thing. But yet if you 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:07.960 take it away from her, she has a meltdown that 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:12.720 she calls it YouTube, a meltdown over YouTube, And I'm like, oh, 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:15.680 can we please, I'm so happy that this is happening. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.320 And on a more dangerous level, this is you were 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.880 saying you found your kids watching people encouraging them to 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:24.120 like and subscribe under threat. 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:26.359 Yeah, so so, And it was just quite random because 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:27.800 just sort of half listening to stuff in the back 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:29.160 roend and go, hang on, did you just say that? 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.920 The first one was if you love your parents, like 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:33.639 and subscribe, and the second one I was like, if 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:37.480 you love puppies, like and subscribe, And then this idiot 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.600 went into this explanation of like, you know you like puppies, 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:41.840 don't she'd like to subscribe? 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:43.240 Well, is this a trend? 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:47.400 Here's some examples of why you should like and subscribe. 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:49.560 Some of these absolute idiots. 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:52.800 Mentioned a light and subscribe and if you go, I 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:54.760 will phone where you live you can subscribe. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.200 I will murder your family. No, I'm just kidding, you know, 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:57.760 I love you guys. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.639 This messages being transmitted to a brainware sporting it to 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.000 like subscribe against your will. 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:02.560 That's good. 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:03.480 Hat it wow. 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:07.280 Hate everything about it? Yeah, except for the social media van. 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:11.560 So that will go through today and parents can be 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:14.280 just that little more relieved. Oh I must say though, 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:18.120 that YouTube kids will escape the van and that's under 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:22.000 the premise that children can't upload videos and it has 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:25.679 other safety restrictions as well, So that gets through not 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:29.560 actual YouTube itself that's designed for adults will not be 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:30.600 available from kids. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.520 Moving towards YouTube as a whole is awesome. 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:38.160 Yeah, but what happens with a public accessible social media 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:39.800 platform is you get bad people on that. 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:40.880 So that's what's. 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.840 Happening, absolutely, And you know, I've heard I've heard people 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.440 speak about this before, just in terms about the sexploitation 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:50.560 that goes on with young kids. And apparently adults can 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:55.760 infiltrate things like roadblocks, So those little chat rooms, you've 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:58.760 got adults sneaking in there as well, just having conversations 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:01.800 with kids. It's just it's absolutely terrifying. And the more 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:03.840 restrictions we have, the better morning. 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:05.520 The following segment is a. 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:11.480 Content graphic language and nothing. You'll see it's easily offended. Well, 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:12.840 you're about to find out just. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:20.440 How easily your father's one six nothing. 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.120 Love this time in the morning. Don't worry, we'll straight 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.840 up to seven o'clock. But right now shows what you got. 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:32.000 Okay, headline a couple hospitalized after attempting edible body paints. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:33.119 She never fails. 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:37.480 You missed the keyword internally. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:42.800 Okay. Internally is a very very key word in stories 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:43.200 like this. 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.960 A British couple steamy Saturday night took a turn when 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:49.880 their attempt at edible body paints went from sensual to 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:51.080 hospital emergency. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:52.120 Oh it's a fine line. 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.640 It's a fine line between oh my god, that feels 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:58.880 so good, Oh my god, I'm at the ra h. 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.640 Also, there's there's there's a difference between tasting and just 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.080 making a guts of yourself. Yeah, don't try and fill 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:06.000 up on edible body paint. We've always said that. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.680 According to paramedics, the couple, both in their thirties, had 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:13.360 read a Spicy Couple's blog that suggested using DIY body 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:17.479 paint made from icing, sugar, honey and food dye, but 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:21.640 instead of brushing it on, they decided to get creative and, 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:27.000 in their own words, explore internal flavor zone once again. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.440 I feel like in this space we see a bunch 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.479 of words put together that you don't really find in 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:35.920 any other spaces. Say that again, explore internal flavor zone. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:37.839 It met you just did because I felt like you 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:38.720 really wanted. 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:41.080 It flavor zone. 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:45.320 After applying generous amounts inside each other's private areas, the 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:49.159 night of romance quickly escalated into a night of burning, itching, 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.080 and regrettable stickiness. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:56.760 There's some spots you just don't need extra stickiness, you. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.440 Know what I mean, The woman reportedly said, and braced 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.440 yourself for this because these are the best words that 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:02.360 you're going to hear all day. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:02.919 You're ready. 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.960 It was fine for the first ten minutes. Then it 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.240 felt like a bake off inside my vagoca. 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.919 I don't know much in this space, but I know 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.400 it's not supposed to feel like that. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.880 Actually, I thought that was the best bit. That gets better. 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.520 The man claimed his testicle smelled amazing but felt like 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:24.520 hot toffee ups. 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:25.840 He's outdoneer. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:37.039 Doctors diagnosed them both with severe yeast infections, bacterial imbalance, 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:40.560 and one case of what they call dessert trauma. 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.760 Gosh ah dear. 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.320 Hospital staff is said to be still giggling, but issued 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:49.679 a public health reminder. Just because it's edible, it doesn't 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:54.159 mean it. Hospital staff are said to be still giggling, 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:57.360 but issued a public health reminder just because it's edible 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:59.320 doesn't mean it belongs up there. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.880 Words really wise words. 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:04.520 The couple are. They're recovering. 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.039 That's good, and they went on to warn other people 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:10.040 we learn the hard way. Literally, sugar does not belong 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.200 in your sex life or your sex organs. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:16.880 That's the one. If nothing else, take from that vital information. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:18.640 Please, ladies and gentlemen, do you know what I'm going 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:22.640 to take into my day? The words then it felt 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:23.840 like a bake off in my vagina. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.000 I thought you were going to say the words flavor zone. 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.960 Here's a question for you, Jades Ossie. Men the most 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:34.160 awkward men on this planet? 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.440 Are you using yourself as an example? 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:38.640 I'll be the prime example? 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:41.800 Perfect? Then yes, yes, yes, they are so compared to some. 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:42.440 Of the other countries. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.160 Thick about the charm of the English and maybe I 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:48.040 would say bordering on the arrogance of the American men, 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:51.080 Like are we just Australians not getting it? 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.120 Or are we too laid back? Or we just not 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:56.280 full on Enugh? Do you know what I mean? 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:59.200 I just don't think you've got much game? Is the things? 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:00.680 Ah that hurts. 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.720 There's one or two exceptions to the rule, but I 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.280 think you guys rely too much on just that whole 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:08.200 of laid back Australian thing. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:09.880 You know what I mean, it's not getting to where 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.120 it should be now. 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:12.280 You need to work a little harder. 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:15.680 So a US model and media personality has revealed her 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.680 agonizing attempt to try and to get a date with 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.400 a hot zy guy. So this is Sammy Shane. She's 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.760 a twenty one d old. She's the daughter of Charlie 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:26.360 Shane and Denise Richards. So she was on TikTok and 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.160 recount of the time she struggled to flirt with a 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:32.679 man from down Under involving her dog, which is a 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.280 great passage. You would have thought a great conversation stuff 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:37.000 if someone's got a dog, Yeah, listen to this. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.320 I hear this man saying to his friend like, oh 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.520 my god, that dog is really cute, and he's like, 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:44.480 you've a really cute dog, kind of comes so hi, 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:49.319 and I was like, yeah please. As he's like patting 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:51.960 my dog, part of me was like, you haven't gone 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.560 up to any of these other dogs. And then I 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.400 had to take my dog to the bathroom and there 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.000 was bushes over there, and the hot man was standing 0:08:59.000 --> 0:08:59.640 by the bushes. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:01.880 I took my dog over there, and he was in a. 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:03.880 Group of people and he literally I watched him do 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:05.760 like a full head turn. He watched me go over there. 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.120 He says to his friends like, all right, guys, I'll 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:10.400 see you later or whatever comes over to me. He's like, 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.040 I just have to say bye to your puppy again, 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:13.760 and he's like putting him goodbye, and then he like, 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:14.640 I'll sue around. 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.160 Was this just about my dog? 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:17.760 And I really hope I see him again? 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.160 Because I don't know what to do. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:21.800 We don't know what to do. We don't know how 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:23.199 to make the next step. We need something to make 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.240 it for it. Okay, what do we do? 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:25.640 I think? 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:27.520 Where do we put our hands? Do I keep you 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:29.560 on the forehead? All that sort of stuff. So I 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.800 keiss you on the nose. That's awkward. Hi, nice to 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.640 meet you. Oh gosh, why did I. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.560 Just kiss that? Does I know? 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.960 Can I just say you're the most awkward man in 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:40.760 these situations because you are so oblivious. You're so oblivious 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:45.160 to human cues of all kinds, like the signals of 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:49.040 their men, and you just completely and just everything goes 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:49.680 over your head. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:51.720 It's actually quite extraordinary to ith. 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.240 Okay, great, I'm glad you're having fun with it, because 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.000 it's a tough way to live. Jokes, it's a really 0:09:56.000 --> 0:10:00.880 tough way to live. So her Australian followers flocked to 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:04.360 her Instagram to give her some comments and offer some advice, 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:07.200 with many saying men down under a dumb and terrible 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:11.360 at flirting. One bloke said on her comments we have noris. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.280 I'm sorry. Another one said, Ozzie, guys are dumb when 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:15.120 it comes to flirting. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:17.559 They almost don't do it. Yeah, they just want a 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.680 fruit easy. 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.000 Adelaine Crows Vice Captain, really proud. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.160 Of how the group has been out to deal with 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:28.280 some challenges, momentum swings and always give ourselves an opportunity 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:28.559 to win. 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:37.240 He's a buyer, no Mike kids the Crown, but to 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:40.200 us he's just a girl dad from Glen Elk. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:44.600 Please welcome, Hello, Crows Vice Captain Alex. 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.959 Be welcome, Good morning, Dods. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:49.640 To be good morning, Good to have you. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:51.320 We're going to talk about how the Crows are flying 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:53.840 in just a moment, but let's get to more pressing 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:57.160 matters please, because we've got a bias. A four s 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:59.679 a snack stand in the studio at the moment, Andrew 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:01.400 Hazer onto his six baless cookie. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:02.679 Yeah it's okaybelieve it. 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:05.200 Just car blow and I was saying, how when I 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:06.880 have a meat pie, I like to peel the top 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.120 off the pastry and just eat the inside because I'm 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:12.080 funny like that. And you tell everyone, please, how you 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:14.160 eat the rice crackers the salt and vinegar ones. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:16.000 Yeah, I'm a mad salt vinegar fan. 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.719 And there's a brand out there Peckish, Yes, and it's 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.920 got a great balance of good salt but high vinegar. 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:23.200 And anytime you have. 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:25.760 A little tickle in the throat or people gargle or 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.160 have a lemon ginger tea, I don't do that. I 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:31.079 go straight to the salt Peckish, and I double look 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.880 at double side, So lick the vinegar, lick the salt side, yes, 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:35.520 and then put it down the gob And I'm telling you, 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.400 I wake up the next day feeling a million bucks. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:42.000 Well, next time, this one together, okay, yeah, do we 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.600 do the same like the same same biscuit order to do? 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:48.960 Do? Do we believe in germs? And you're getting that 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:50.880 little singe on the back of your throat from the vinegar. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:55.200 We fly one in this space the complicated factories, though 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.440 Andrew Hayes gets a lot of Ulce's old Olco McGee 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:57.760 over here. 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:00.240 I'm just about three four oss as we speak. It's 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:02.120 a stress thing for me, but they're all in my tongue. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:03.959 And if I was to inject a bit of Sultan 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:06.440 viner on that, oh my tongue would blow up, probably vacate. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.880 Yeah, but you wake up the next morning a four am, 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:10.560 your alum goes off bank gone. 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.679 Do you reckons will be gone if he has Sultan 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:14.960 vinegar peckishes today? 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:18.760 Yeah? I don't know if aliens are allowed something to get. 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:23.959 Someone's been listening this morning talk. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:25.720 Can we just ask a quick question? 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:27.880 It sort of feels like and if you've just woken 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:32.679 up from living under rock, Yeah, Crow's going alright, They're okay. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:36.800 But I did see you last week on Double A 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:40.280 speaking about how if anyone talks about finals, oh boy, 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:42.400 what happens? Can I ask you, as a leader, what 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.120 happens if one of the younger blokes or every one 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.000 of the coaches sort of veers off and talks about 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:49.000 finals like is it like is it a is it 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:50.520 a round house to the side of the head from 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.440 Alex Milbourne? Or how do you keep the club in check? 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:56.040 And that's the responsibility as an experienced player is to 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:59.320 maintain this level head to make sure every week you 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:01.560 roll into the so on Monday. So Monday you come 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.360 in a great win to understand that you've had a 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.000 great performance, But then what's the next challenge? 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:08.160 And that's the beauty of our sport. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:11.640 It's not like I often compare it to Olympic athletes, 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.000 right if you have one good performance, you've got four 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.240 years later to back it up on the biggest stage. 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.720 Or if you have a poor performance four years later, 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.400 where we get the opportunity to do it seven days 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.600 l eight days later, and it's a what is it? 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.480 A seven month block that we just got to lock in. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:28.000 And that's the challenge that we're facing at the moment. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:29.960 There's a lot of noise, a lot of positive noise, 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.040 and you want to you want to accept it and 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:34.200 appreciate it. But at the same time, you can't let 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.560 yourself go there because you might just drop that two 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:37.199 or three percent. 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:39.440 Do you have to be a little bit excited though, 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:41.840 I mean, you look at that forward line foggy Pilthorpe, 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:46.119 you know rankin text that's exciting gear. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:47.800 Oh it is, And that's that's a moment. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.199 Since I've walked into this foota club at the start 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.480 of the year, I am there's been times where I'm 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.520 pitching myself that I'm out on the same field as 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.160 some of these guys. So a clear moment was that 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.760 gather around goal text Walker kick the first one of 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.440 the night, and I was like a genuine fan. And 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:04.120 then on the weekend I've started on the bench. I 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.959 think it was the second quarter and as I've come on, 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:10.480 it was when Riley Philthorpe rolled around on his left 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:12.520 and kicked it from fifty five and I literally run 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:14.600 on fresh legs, like I jumped the fence in the 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.160 stands and just run up to him and gave him. 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.600 Hug, thinking selfie, how am I at you? Generally? How 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:20.600 am I that lucky? So you're right, the forward line 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:20.840 is good. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.760 We've got a great balance like Keyser Benny Keyes who 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.320 continues to make everyone around him so much better and 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.640 very grateful that I'm a part of that forward line. 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:30.760 How much baby oil is going onto those arms, by 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:31.160 the way. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.320 Yeah, it's fairbit, Yeah, but how good does it? People 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.800 walk through the gates because Keys's out there. I rock 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:37.760 up the training some days when it's pouring his rain, 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.360 and I just know Keys's going to be there looking 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:40.080 at a million bucks. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:44.200 Yeah, So Ben Keys Jeers. What about the hair is rock? 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:46.880 We just talked about ben Key's head. Oh, yes, it's 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:51.400 as perfect as it gets. It's strand perfect. There's got 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:52.720 to be a lot of effort that goes into and 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:54.040 do you know what sort of product they use? 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:55.160 No? I don't. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:57.480 I'm not someone who puts too much into mind, so 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:00.000 it's not necessarily interest of mine. But you can tell 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.840 Keys is coming in a di Arthur's washy hair because 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:06.320 it's a big fluffall but slowly it slowly backs its 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.080 way back to perfection of he's you just get behind 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.040 and want to play play with and play for because 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:13.280 he looks great, but he's very good at what he does. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.360 It also looks like one of those Burmese cats with 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:16.480 his hair or fluffy want. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:18.680 Beautiful? 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:21.680 Do the Burmese have no hair? Am I getting confused? 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:21.840 No? 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.960 No, that's the Burmese got hair. We've got a Burmes. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:24.840 They sound terrible. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:27.760 Can you stick around because when needs to talk about 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:30.880 the Tom Papley Tom Papley Betoby green stuff, which we 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.720 think is absolutely hilarious. But surely you've been on the 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.240 end if you've not thrown something out there, some solid sledges. 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.520 Across the journey. Yeah, let's chat about it all right, 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.040 let's do that next easy. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.400 Adelaine Crows vice captain, really proud. 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:44.720 Of the other group. 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.960 Has been out to deal with some challenges, momentum swings 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.000 and always give ourselves an opportunity to win. 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:59.360 Fer He's just a girl. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:15:59.720 Dad. 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:00.640 I'm Glenn Elk. 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:04.800 Please welcome with Hollow Crows A vice captain Alex You. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.520 Yes, Alex joining us in the studio. 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.840 Crows absolutely flying ahead of a big game against the 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:11.800 Hawks on Friday night. 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:13.080 A and B. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:16.760 You're such a lovely guy. I don't want to embarrass you, 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.280 which is such a lovely guy. What happens though, when 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:22.120 you jump on the field, you turn like, are you lippy? 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:26.600 I'm not a lippy operator unless someone attacks first. Yeah, 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:29.480 it's more when you cross that white line, you turn. 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:31.000 Talk about the alien topic. 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:34.680 Right, as soon as you cross that line, you change 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:38.119 into a different person. Mine's a competitor, so I'll transform 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:42.440 into this ultra competitor alien high, high intense, and yeah, 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:44.720 I got a third eye and some things come out 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:45.080 of my head. 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.360 That's a bit weird, but I got to pray he'be 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:48.720 in hand. 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.520 I would say a lot of people, a lot of 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.800 people do that when they cross the line, they're a 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:54.480 completely different person as they are on for you. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:58.280 Okay, very interesting across it's been there what a few days. 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:01.520 Toby Green, who had some choice words to say about 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:05.680 Tom Papley via Ben Dixon in the halftime interview. Tom 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:07.639 Papley's got a little bit to say the first half 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:09.640 just there a little bit of feeling of this one. 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.560 He's looking overweight. You see how he goes second half. 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:15.280 Make good luck, which we thought was quite funny because 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.359 clear it was a bit of tongue in check. Toby 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:20.280 Green has since cleaned it up via Tommy Serreh Sheridan's podcast. 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:21.840 When I said it, I was like, I shouldn't have 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:24.439 said that. That was stupid, But again the emotions got 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.399 the better of me and I just could hear perhaps 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:30.560 yap been away in my years. I was sitting on 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:32.959