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Speaker 1: Yes, it is d day for social media platforms. Thank
Speaker 1: god for the federal government for stepping in on this one.
Speaker 1: So Labour has decided that YouTube will be covered with
Speaker 1: its worldwide first social media age limit, despite previously saying
Speaker 1: they're exempted. So Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok and x are
Speaker 1: already included in the ban. So under the law, the
Speaker 1: platforms will face fines up to almost fifty million dollars
Speaker 1: and I repeat that, fifty million dollars for failing to
Speaker 1: take reasonable steps to prevent underage account holders from using
Speaker 1: their services.
Speaker 2: I'm firsthand. Oh yeah, it sucks. YouTube man, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: there's stuff that.
Speaker 5: There's some amazing stuff and the majority of stuff on
Speaker 5: YouTube is so good. I learned how to play guitar
Speaker 5: on YouTube. Did you you can learn anything on youtubean?
Speaker 6: Is that a good example?
Speaker 1: Whah?
Speaker 2: Maybe not?
Speaker 5: But anyway, yeah, that the stuff where people on their
Speaker 5: streamers and YouTubers which are one hundred percent targeting kids
Speaker 5: for likes and subscribes is really dangerous and makes parents
Speaker 5: watching so angry because they're basically teaching your kids to
Speaker 5: be little to kids.
Speaker 2: That's what it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So the personality is the strong personalities are people
Speaker 5: that you're like, I hate this person so much, and
Speaker 5: they are guiding and showing my kids what they think
Speaker 5: is perceived to be a cool personality.
Speaker 6: I know, I get so jack of YouTube.
Speaker 1: So my five year old likes to screen onto the
Speaker 1: main TV and I just lose my mind. And some
Speaker 1: of the parents out there who've got young families who
Speaker 1: have exploited them in order to make some money in
Speaker 1: terms of follow out, follow my family to Disneyland and
Speaker 1: all that sort of stuff, and they play games in
Speaker 1: the mall where they're trying to find each other. It
Speaker 1: is the most single irritating thing. But yet if you
Speaker 1: take it away from her, she has a meltdown that
Speaker 1: she calls it YouTube, a meltdown over YouTube, And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: can we please, I'm so happy that this is happening.
Speaker 1: And on a more dangerous level, this is you were
Speaker 1: saying you found your kids watching people encouraging them to
Speaker 1: like and subscribe under threat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so so, And it was just quite random because
Speaker 5: just sort of half listening to stuff in the back
Speaker 5: roend and go, hang on, did you just say that?
Speaker 5: The first one was if you love your parents, like
Speaker 5: and subscribe, and the second one I was like, if
Speaker 5: you love puppies, like and subscribe, And then this idiot
Speaker 5: went into this explanation of like, you know you like puppies,
Speaker 5: don't she'd like to subscribe?
Speaker 2: Well, is this a trend?
Speaker 5: Here's some examples of why you should like and subscribe.
Speaker 5: Some of these absolute idiots.
Speaker 3: Mentioned a light and subscribe and if you go, I
Speaker 3: will phone where you live you can subscribe.
Speaker 2: I will murder your family. No, I'm just kidding, you know,
Speaker 2: I love you guys.
Speaker 7: This messages being transmitted to a brainware sporting it to
Speaker 7: like subscribe against your will.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 6: Hat it wow.
Speaker 1: Hate everything about it? Yeah, except for the social media van.
Speaker 1: So that will go through today and parents can be
Speaker 1: just that little more relieved. Oh I must say though,
Speaker 1: that YouTube kids will escape the van and that's under
Speaker 1: the premise that children can't upload videos and it has
Speaker 1: other safety restrictions as well, So that gets through not
Speaker 1: actual YouTube itself that's designed for adults will not be
Speaker 1: available from kids.
Speaker 2: Moving towards YouTube as a whole is awesome.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what happens with a public accessible social media
Speaker 5: platform is you get bad people on that.
Speaker 2: So that's what's.
Speaker 1: Happening, absolutely, And you know, I've heard I've heard people
Speaker 1: speak about this before, just in terms about the sexploitation
Speaker 1: that goes on with young kids. And apparently adults can
Speaker 1: infiltrate things like roadblocks, So those little chat rooms, you've
Speaker 1: got adults sneaking in there as well, just having conversations
Speaker 1: with kids. It's just it's absolutely terrifying. And the more
Speaker 1: restrictions we have, the better morning.
Speaker 2: The following segment is a.
Speaker 6: Content graphic language and nothing. You'll see it's easily offended. Well,
Speaker 6: you're about to find out just.
Speaker 2: How easily your father's one six nothing.
Speaker 5: Love this time in the morning. Don't worry, we'll straight
Speaker 5: up to seven o'clock. But right now shows what you got.
Speaker 1: Okay, headline a couple hospitalized after attempting edible body paints.
Speaker 2: She never fails.
Speaker 6: You missed the keyword internally.
Speaker 2: Okay. Internally is a very very key word in stories
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 1: A British couple steamy Saturday night took a turn when
Speaker 1: their attempt at edible body paints went from sensual to
Speaker 1: hospital emergency.
Speaker 6: Oh it's a fine line.
Speaker 1: It's a fine line between oh my god, that feels
Speaker 1: so good, Oh my god, I'm at the ra h.
Speaker 5: Also, there's there's there's a difference between tasting and just
Speaker 5: making a guts of yourself. Yeah, don't try and fill
Speaker 5: up on edible body paint. We've always said that.
Speaker 1: According to paramedics, the couple, both in their thirties, had
Speaker 1: read a Spicy Couple's blog that suggested using DIY body
Speaker 1: paint made from icing, sugar, honey and food dye, but
Speaker 1: instead of brushing it on, they decided to get creative and,
Speaker 1: in their own words, explore internal flavor zone once again.
Speaker 5: I feel like in this space we see a bunch
Speaker 5: of words put together that you don't really find in
Speaker 5: any other spaces. Say that again, explore internal flavor zone.
Speaker 6: It met you just did because I felt like you
Speaker 6: really wanted.
Speaker 2: It flavor zone.
Speaker 1: After applying generous amounts inside each other's private areas, the
Speaker 1: night of romance quickly escalated into a night of burning, itching,
Speaker 1: and regrettable stickiness.
Speaker 2: There's some spots you just don't need extra stickiness, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, The woman reportedly said, and braced
Speaker 1: yourself for this because these are the best words that
Speaker 1: you're going to hear all day.
Speaker 6: You're ready.
Speaker 1: It was fine for the first ten minutes. Then it
Speaker 1: felt like a bake off inside my vagoca.
Speaker 2: I don't know much in this space, but I know
Speaker 2: it's not supposed to feel like that.
Speaker 6: Actually, I thought that was the best bit. That gets better.
Speaker 1: The man claimed his testicle smelled amazing but felt like
Speaker 1: hot toffee ups.
Speaker 2: He's outdoneer.
Speaker 1: Doctors diagnosed them both with severe yeast infections, bacterial imbalance,
Speaker 1: and one case of what they call dessert trauma.
Speaker 6: Gosh ah dear.
Speaker 1: Hospital staff is said to be still giggling, but issued
Speaker 1: a public health reminder. Just because it's edible, it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean it. Hospital staff are said to be still giggling,
Speaker 1: but issued a public health reminder just because it's edible
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it belongs up there.
Speaker 2: Words really wise words.
Speaker 6: The couple are. They're recovering.
Speaker 1: That's good, and they went on to warn other people
Speaker 1: we learn the hard way. Literally, sugar does not belong
Speaker 1: in your sex life or your sex organs.
Speaker 2: That's the one. If nothing else, take from that vital information.
Speaker 1: Please, ladies and gentlemen, do you know what I'm going
Speaker 1: to take into my day? The words then it felt
Speaker 1: like a bake off in my vagina.
Speaker 5: I thought you were going to say the words flavor zone.
Speaker 5: Here's a question for you, Jades Ossie. Men the most
Speaker 5: awkward men on this planet?
Speaker 6: Are you using yourself as an example?
Speaker 2: I'll be the prime example?
Speaker 6: Perfect? Then yes, yes, yes, they are so compared to some.
Speaker 2: Of the other countries.
Speaker 5: Thick about the charm of the English and maybe I
Speaker 5: would say bordering on the arrogance of the American men,
Speaker 5: Like are we just Australians not getting it?
Speaker 2: Or are we too laid back? Or we just not
Speaker 2: full on Enugh? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: I just don't think you've got much game? Is the things?
Speaker 2: Ah that hurts.
Speaker 1: There's one or two exceptions to the rule, but I
Speaker 1: think you guys rely too much on just that whole
Speaker 1: of laid back Australian thing.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, it's not getting to where
Speaker 2: it should be now.
Speaker 6: You need to work a little harder.
Speaker 5: So a US model and media personality has revealed her
Speaker 5: agonizing attempt to try and to get a date with
Speaker 5: a hot zy guy. So this is Sammy Shane. She's
Speaker 5: a twenty one d old. She's the daughter of Charlie
Speaker 5: Shane and Denise Richards. So she was on TikTok and
Speaker 5: recount of the time she struggled to flirt with a
Speaker 5: man from down Under involving her dog, which is a
Speaker 5: great passage. You would have thought a great conversation stuff
Speaker 5: if someone's got a dog, Yeah, listen to this.
Speaker 8: I hear this man saying to his friend like, oh
Speaker 8: my god, that dog is really cute, and he's like,
Speaker 8: you've a really cute dog, kind of comes so hi,
Speaker 8: and I was like, yeah please. As he's like patting
Speaker 8: my dog, part of me was like, you haven't gone
Speaker 8: up to any of these other dogs. And then I
Speaker 8: had to take my dog to the bathroom and there
Speaker 8: was bushes over there, and the hot man was standing
Speaker 8: by the bushes.
Speaker 2: I took my dog over there, and he was in a.
Speaker 8: Group of people and he literally I watched him do
Speaker 8: like a full head turn. He watched me go over there.
Speaker 8: He says to his friends like, all right, guys, I'll
Speaker 8: see you later or whatever comes over to me. He's like,
Speaker 8: I just have to say bye to your puppy again,
Speaker 8: and he's like putting him goodbye, and then he like,
Speaker 8: I'll sue around.
Speaker 6: Was this just about my dog?
Speaker 8: And I really hope I see him again?
Speaker 2: Because I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5: We don't know what to do. We don't know how
Speaker 5: to make the next step. We need something to make
Speaker 5: it for it. Okay, what do we do?
Speaker 6: I think?
Speaker 5: Where do we put our hands? Do I keep you
Speaker 5: on the forehead? All that sort of stuff. So I
Speaker 5: keiss you on the nose. That's awkward. Hi, nice to
Speaker 5: meet you. Oh gosh, why did I.
Speaker 2: Just kiss that? Does I know?
Speaker 1: Can I just say you're the most awkward man in
Speaker 1: these situations because you are so oblivious. You're so oblivious
Speaker 1: to human cues of all kinds, like the signals of
Speaker 1: their men, and you just completely and just everything goes
Speaker 1: over your head.
Speaker 6: It's actually quite extraordinary to ith.
Speaker 5: Okay, great, I'm glad you're having fun with it, because
Speaker 5: it's a tough way to live. Jokes, it's a really
Speaker 5: tough way to live. So her Australian followers flocked to
Speaker 5: her Instagram to give her some comments and offer some advice,
Speaker 5: with many saying men down under a dumb and terrible
Speaker 5: at flirting. One bloke said on her comments we have noris.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Another one said, Ozzie, guys are dumb when
Speaker 5: it comes to flirting.
Speaker 2: They almost don't do it. Yeah, they just want a
Speaker 2: fruit easy.
Speaker 8: Adelaine Crows Vice Captain, really proud.
Speaker 4: Of how the group has been out to deal with
Speaker 4: some challenges, momentum swings and always give ourselves an opportunity
Speaker 4: to win.
Speaker 3: He's a buyer, no Mike kids the Crown, but to
Speaker 3: us he's just a girl dad from Glen Elk.
Speaker 8: Please welcome, Hello, Crows Vice Captain Alex.
Speaker 2: Be welcome, Good morning, Dods.
Speaker 6: To be good morning, Good to have you.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about how the Crows are flying
Speaker 1: in just a moment, but let's get to more pressing
Speaker 1: matters please, because we've got a bias. A four s
Speaker 1: a snack stand in the studio at the moment, Andrew
Speaker 1: Hazer onto his six baless cookie.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's okaybelieve it.
Speaker 1: Just car blow and I was saying, how when I
Speaker 1: have a meat pie, I like to peel the top
Speaker 1: off the pastry and just eat the inside because I'm
Speaker 1: funny like that. And you tell everyone, please, how you
Speaker 1: eat the rice crackers the salt and vinegar ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a mad salt vinegar fan.
Speaker 4: And there's a brand out there Peckish, Yes, and it's
Speaker 4: got a great balance of good salt but high vinegar.
Speaker 2: And anytime you have.
Speaker 4: A little tickle in the throat or people gargle or
Speaker 4: have a lemon ginger tea, I don't do that. I
Speaker 4: go straight to the salt Peckish, and I double look
Speaker 4: at double side, So lick the vinegar, lick the salt side, yes,
Speaker 4: and then put it down the gob And I'm telling you,
Speaker 4: I wake up the next day feeling a million bucks.
Speaker 5: Well, next time, this one together, okay, yeah, do we
Speaker 5: do the same like the same same biscuit order to do?
Speaker 2: Do? Do we believe in germs? And you're getting that
Speaker 2: little singe on the back of your throat from the vinegar.
Speaker 1: We fly one in this space the complicated factories, though
Speaker 1: Andrew Hayes gets a lot of Ulce's old Olco McGee
Speaker 1: over here.
Speaker 5: I'm just about three four oss as we speak. It's
Speaker 5: a stress thing for me, but they're all in my tongue.
Speaker 5: And if I was to inject a bit of Sultan
Speaker 5: viner on that, oh my tongue would blow up, probably vacate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you wake up the next morning a four am,
Speaker 4: your alum goes off bank gone.
Speaker 1: Do you reckons will be gone if he has Sultan
Speaker 1: vinegar peckishes today?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know if aliens are allowed something to get.
Speaker 6: Someone's been listening this morning talk.
Speaker 2: Can we just ask a quick question?
Speaker 5: It sort of feels like and if you've just woken
Speaker 5: up from living under rock, Yeah, Crow's going alright, They're okay.
Speaker 5: But I did see you last week on Double A
Speaker 5: speaking about how if anyone talks about finals, oh boy,
Speaker 5: what happens? Can I ask you, as a leader, what
Speaker 5: happens if one of the younger blokes or every one
Speaker 5: of the coaches sort of veers off and talks about
Speaker 5: finals like is it like is it a is it
Speaker 5: a round house to the side of the head from
Speaker 5: Alex Milbourne? Or how do you keep the club in check?
Speaker 4: And that's the responsibility as an experienced player is to
Speaker 4: maintain this level head to make sure every week you
Speaker 4: roll into the so on Monday. So Monday you come
Speaker 4: in a great win to understand that you've had a
Speaker 4: great performance, But then what's the next challenge?
Speaker 2: And that's the beauty of our sport.
Speaker 4: It's not like I often compare it to Olympic athletes,
Speaker 4: right if you have one good performance, you've got four
Speaker 4: years later to back it up on the biggest stage.
Speaker 4: Or if you have a poor performance four years later,
Speaker 4: where we get the opportunity to do it seven days
Speaker 4: l eight days later, and it's a what is it?
Speaker 4: A seven month block that we just got to lock in.
Speaker 4: And that's the challenge that we're facing at the moment.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of noise, a lot of positive noise,
Speaker 4: and you want to you want to accept it and
Speaker 4: appreciate it. But at the same time, you can't let
Speaker 4: yourself go there because you might just drop that two
Speaker 4: or three percent.
Speaker 1: Do you have to be a little bit excited though,
Speaker 1: I mean, you look at that forward line foggy Pilthorpe,
Speaker 1: you know rankin text that's exciting gear.
Speaker 2: Oh it is, And that's that's a moment.
Speaker 4: Since I've walked into this foota club at the start
Speaker 4: of the year, I am there's been times where I'm
Speaker 4: pitching myself that I'm out on the same field as
Speaker 4: some of these guys. So a clear moment was that
Speaker 4: gather around goal text Walker kick the first one of
Speaker 4: the night, and I was like a genuine fan. And
Speaker 4: then on the weekend I've started on the bench. I
Speaker 4: think it was the second quarter and as I've come on,
Speaker 4: it was when Riley Philthorpe rolled around on his left
Speaker 4: and kicked it from fifty five and I literally run
Speaker 4: on fresh legs, like I jumped the fence in the
Speaker 4: stands and just run up to him and gave him.
Speaker 2: Hug, thinking selfie, how am I at you? Generally? How
Speaker 2: am I that lucky? So you're right, the forward line
Speaker 2: is good.
Speaker 4: We've got a great balance like Keyser Benny Keyes who
Speaker 4: continues to make everyone around him so much better and
Speaker 4: very grateful that I'm a part of that forward line.
Speaker 6: How much baby oil is going onto those arms, by
Speaker 6: the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fairbit, Yeah, but how good does it? People
Speaker 4: walk through the gates because Keys's out there. I rock
Speaker 4: up the training some days when it's pouring his rain,
Speaker 4: and I just know Keys's going to be there looking
Speaker 4: at a million bucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So Ben Keys Jeers. What about the hair is rock?
Speaker 5: We just talked about ben Key's head. Oh, yes, it's
Speaker 5: as perfect as it gets. It's strand perfect. There's got
Speaker 5: to be a lot of effort that goes into and
Speaker 5: do you know what sort of product they use?
Speaker 2: No? I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm not someone who puts too much into mind, so
Speaker 4: it's not necessarily interest of mine. But you can tell
Speaker 4: Keys is coming in a di Arthur's washy hair because
Speaker 4: it's a big fluffall but slowly it slowly backs its
Speaker 4: way back to perfection of he's you just get behind
Speaker 4: and want to play play with and play for because
Speaker 4: he looks great, but he's very good at what he does.
Speaker 1: It also looks like one of those Burmese cats with
Speaker 1: his hair or fluffy want.
Speaker 2: Beautiful?
Speaker 6: Do the Burmese have no hair? Am I getting confused?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: No, that's the Burmese got hair. We've got a Burmes.
Speaker 2: They sound terrible.
Speaker 5: Can you stick around because when needs to talk about
Speaker 5: the Tom Papley Tom Papley Betoby green stuff, which we
Speaker 5: think is absolutely hilarious. But surely you've been on the
Speaker 5: end if you've not thrown something out there, some solid sledges.
Speaker 2: Across the journey. Yeah, let's chat about it all right,
Speaker 2: let's do that next easy.
Speaker 6: Adelaine Crows vice captain, really proud.
Speaker 2: Of the other group.
Speaker 4: Has been out to deal with some challenges, momentum swings
Speaker 4: and always give ourselves an opportunity to win.
Speaker 2: Fer He's just a girl.
Speaker 9: Dad.
Speaker 2: I'm Glenn Elk.
Speaker 9: Please welcome with Hollow Crows A vice captain Alex You.
Speaker 2: Yes, Alex joining us in the studio.
Speaker 5: Crows absolutely flying ahead of a big game against the
Speaker 5: Hawks on Friday night.
Speaker 2: A and B.
Speaker 5: You're such a lovely guy. I don't want to embarrass you,
Speaker 5: which is such a lovely guy. What happens though, when
Speaker 5: you jump on the field, you turn like, are you lippy?
Speaker 4: I'm not a lippy operator unless someone attacks first. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's more when you cross that white line, you turn.
Speaker 2: Talk about the alien topic.
Speaker 4: Right, as soon as you cross that line, you change
Speaker 4: into a different person. Mine's a competitor, so I'll transform
Speaker 4: into this ultra competitor alien high, high intense, and yeah,
Speaker 4: I got a third eye and some things come out
Speaker 4: of my head.
Speaker 2: That's a bit weird, but I got to pray he'be
Speaker 2: in hand.
Speaker 4: I would say a lot of people, a lot of
Speaker 4: people do that when they cross the line, they're a
Speaker 4: completely different person as they are on for you.
Speaker 5: Okay, very interesting across it's been there what a few days.
Speaker 5: Toby Green, who had some choice words to say about
Speaker 5: Tom Papley via Ben Dixon in the halftime interview. Tom
Speaker 5: Papley's got a little bit to say the first half
Speaker 5: just there a little bit of feeling of this one.
Speaker 2: He's looking overweight. You see how he goes second half.
Speaker 5: Make good luck, which we thought was quite funny because
Speaker 5: clear it was a bit of tongue in check. Toby
Speaker 5: Green has since cleaned it up via Tommy Serreh Sheridan's podcast.
Speaker 7: When I said it, I was like, I shouldn't have
Speaker 7: said that. That was stupid, But again the emotions got
Speaker 7: the better of me and I just could hear perhaps
Speaker 7: yap been away in my years. I was sitting on
Speaker 7: the care to at midnight. I got home and on
Speaker 7: my Instagram message Tom Bapley comes out here we go.
Speaker 7: I was like, what's this going to be? And it's
Speaker 7: just afraid of your meeting McDonald's. It was pretty funny.
Speaker 6: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: You like when there's a bit of banter and it
Speaker 1: gets heated, but then afterwards everyone kisses him, makes up so.
Speaker 4: Good, and I think that's people forget that. In the
Speaker 4: pretty world, you can you can see two people going
Speaker 4: out at each other, but as soon as that siren goes,
Speaker 4: often just shut. You always shake the hand and you
Speaker 4: walk off and you can laugh at it. This oftentimes here,
Speaker 4: especially in the two team town, where you cross pass
Speaker 4: and you're talking about things that happened on the footy field,
Speaker 4: laughing about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, before we ask you, what's the best sledge you've
Speaker 1: been on the receiving on end of dms?
Speaker 6: Do other players from other clubs slide into your dms? Often?
Speaker 4: Ever, there's a couple from the Melbourn footy club that
Speaker 4: find their way through, but they're obviously ex teammates. So
Speaker 4: I've never had anything from someone who I've never met.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: This brings us to our next question, what's the best
Speaker 1: sledge you've ever ever copped on the footy field?
Speaker 4: Well, capt Man Rue Early, literally within my first three
Speaker 4: minutes on the footy field, our debut Marvel Stadium against
Speaker 4: Saint Kilda, how are we eighteen? So when I was
Speaker 4: going through as a fourteen fifteen year old or maybe
Speaker 4: a little bit younger. Actually Saint Kilda at the top
Speaker 4: of their game Grand Final after Grand Final. Never got there,
Speaker 4: so leave on tagner yep, Nick Reewold got ard. So
Speaker 4: I'm running out there and it's similar to the other
Speaker 4: day with Riley Philthilp. I I can't believe I'm out here.
Speaker 4: This is amazing. Yeah, And I run out to my
Speaker 4: position and big Nick Reewatt's work horses has worked all
Speaker 4: the way back down to the to the his back line,
Speaker 4: which is our forward line.
Speaker 2: I think we must have kicked the goal and he's
Speaker 2: run past me a thud straight to the chest. Who
Speaker 2: the hell are you? What you do? But I'm in awe,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Nick Rereewats just touched me. I've made it.
Speaker 2: I've made it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Alexander Will's going to a broken stand.
Speaker 4: But Nick Reewats every time you hear him on the
Speaker 4: Channel seven, I'm like that guy. He was the first
Speaker 4: player that ever touched me on the footy field.
Speaker 6: Have you ever told him that story?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, he would not remember because he would have done
Speaker 2: it to every.
Speaker 6: Exactly right.
Speaker 2: Friday night mate, Hawks dangerous but your own one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a again coming back to what I said earlier,
Speaker 4: what I love this sport that we're in.
Speaker 2: Is you getting a new opportunity every week?
Speaker 4: And when he played a Hawthorne six weeks ago, So yeah,
Speaker 4: we got a good handle on what they're very good at,
Speaker 4: and they probably have a great handle on what our
Speaker 4: strengths are.
Speaker 2: But I'm confident that we are continuing to improve us.
Speaker 4: The outlaid Crows and another opportunity to get out Adelaide
Speaker 4: Oval and a shout out to the forty six thousand
Speaker 4: good hands, shout out in the stands, both put Audlaine
Speaker 4: and Crows fans. Yeah, there was a moment late in
Speaker 4: the last quarter. It was coming in sideways the rain
Speaker 4: and I looked up to the stands and there's people
Speaker 4: still everywhere.
Speaker 2: I thought, how good is this for say footy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the product that we're putting out there, it's
Speaker 4: footy is in a great spot here, and.
Speaker 6: You've got supporters like me that at lunchtime went screw this.
Speaker 1: There's no way there might be some rain, So I'm
Speaker 1: not going to to go exactly right, Alex Nibble and
Speaker 1: thank you so much. For coming in as always all
Speaker 1: the best on Friday night.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
Speaker 5: Great to see this all right, big shadout as well
Speaker 5: to eighty our support services they bring us to Alex
Speaker 5: nibble in each and every week. So for ndies and
Speaker 5: homes support Trust adal support services, big enough to reliance,
Speaker 5: small enough to know your name. Thirteen twenty four to
Speaker 5: ten A and B still here. I'm not sure if
Speaker 5: you know about this, amb but we have the most
Speaker 5: raw Adelaide show tickets in town. Hello, So tell all
Speaker 5: your friends and tell your teammates, all.
Speaker 2: Right, line up a line up. I love this one
Speaker 2: this week. So the debate is aliens exist? I'm saying
Speaker 2: they do? Jody is saying they do not. Yes, why
Speaker 2: are you an alien hater? They like you, They speak
Speaker 2: very highly of you.
Speaker 6: Bother to do that. When was the last time you
Speaker 6: had a chat with an alien?
Speaker 2: I think I'm speaking to one right now as I
Speaker 2: look at producing about that.
Speaker 6: Don't alienate people, mate, you need.
Speaker 1: All the votes.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: See that's where we get the expression from don't alienate people?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, all right, would you like to go first?
Speaker 1: I don't know it's actually not producing, Lucy, all right,
Speaker 1: do you want me to go first, Sure, sure can.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Aliens exist, Yeah, right, and no one believed you sneaky
Speaker 1: sound system because you're either drunk or high. If you
Speaker 1: think supernatural creatures exist, you need to park your tin
Speaker 1: four hat for just one second. Aliens are up there
Speaker 1: with a lot list of things that you believe to
Speaker 1: be true but simply are not. Like unicorns shitting glitterpoo,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's ass, the friend who says I'm just going
Speaker 1: out for one drink, the bottom of a woman's handbag.
Speaker 6: It's not real. No one's ever seen it.
Speaker 1: It's a black hole where all your pens and hairpins
Speaker 1: swirl in mythical abyss crocs with gibbets that are cool.
Speaker 1: Andrew Hayes's natural tan that's hum purchase that doesn't reveal
Speaker 1: your deepest, darkest secrets to the entire population of China.
Speaker 1: Overweight Pilate's instructors a heavenly planet where all the missing
Speaker 1: socks have gone to live their single life in harmony,
Speaker 1: sports bar up padding inserts that don't twist in the wash.
Speaker 6: It's all a mythical illusion.
Speaker 9: People.
Speaker 1: Also, where's your evidence? Isn't crop circles are alien messages.
Speaker 1: That's just day from regional counsel with the lawnmarer and
Speaker 1: a redful addiction. In conclusion, if you think aliens are real,
Speaker 1: then I'm with old mate Niles Barkley year.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, oh geez, that's a solid debate, solid debate.
Speaker 5: How very dare you first of all insult people who
Speaker 5: like to courageously wear crocs with gibbets because they are
Speaker 5: cool by the way as you go.
Speaker 6: Them off his feet and waves them around the studio.
Speaker 2: Fantastic stuff. And also this tan's real? Sweet?
Speaker 6: Is it sweety in the middle of winter? That is
Speaker 6: that olive skins real?
Speaker 2: Don't you bash my beautiful mediterrane silk skin? Okay?
Speaker 8: Is it.
Speaker 6: Last holidays we had? You went to the Port Adelaide
Speaker 6: training Museum. You didn't go to the Europe and the
Speaker 6: Mediterranean in your mouth holding.
Speaker 5: The skin's holding very well from summer, holding very well,
Speaker 5: or my turn, and I'm saying that aliens do in
Speaker 5: fact exist.
Speaker 2: We are not alone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe you.
Speaker 5: Connie from Sneaky Sound System, Okay, so I guess Area
Speaker 5: fifty one is just a myth. Oh grower being so ignorant. Look,
Speaker 5: I'll take it to the next level. Here's a list
Speaker 5: of people who I reckon are definitely aliens living amongst us.
Speaker 5: Think about it, Tony Abott, there's right. The onion eating
Speaker 5: incident was a dead giveaway.
Speaker 2: Who does that? No being on this earth? Joe Biden.
Speaker 5: I don't think I need to give reasons why that
Speaker 5: guy is controlled by some small people inside his brain.
Speaker 2: They're not very good at controlling it.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 5: Elon Musk is far too smart for this world. Kanye
Speaker 5: West is an alien. If he's not, I will eat
Speaker 5: my hat and possibly will Smith with men and black
Speaker 5: serving as an incredible decoy. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait
Speaker 5: wait wait wait, are you trying to say that Marvin
Speaker 5: the Martian isn't real? Get some culture for goodness sake,
Speaker 5: look at the skies. Ask yourself what's out there. I
Speaker 5: want to believe I want to meet an alien. I
Speaker 5: don't want to be probed, but I want to believe.
Speaker 5: I arrest my case at Kanye West. Yes, that's actually
Speaker 5: you think he's a stock standard human being.
Speaker 1: You make a valid Melissa from Panorama. You could win
Speaker 1: this for Hazy if you like. Do you think aliens
Speaker 1: are real? Space ships. They could have been here by now,
Speaker 1: could have They could have had us by now, that's
Speaker 1: true with all that technology.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe they have such good technology that they see
Speaker 5: what we're doing. They're like, oh my gosh, why would
Speaker 5: we go there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why would the radio?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Don't say that to my bosses.
Speaker 6: Do you know what they're listening to?
Speaker 7: God?
Speaker 1: He speaks so quickly and he skips words. We can't
Speaker 1: understand him. Do you think where aliens are hard to
Speaker 1: understand this?
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, man, I love cops, some insults
Speaker 5: over the time, but saying to me that perhaps aliens
Speaker 5: don't visit Earth because they listened to you of the
Speaker 5: radio was right.
Speaker 6: Up there, all right, all right, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: Okay, good stuff, Oh my soul?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 6: So what are we sitting at? Two a piece? Producing
Speaker 6: Lucy's one a sorry, one a piece?
Speaker 2: Just okay?
Speaker 6: Hailey from Parallewi, all right, Hi, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Good good?
Speaker 6: You know the drill? You know what you gotta do
Speaker 6: right now?
Speaker 3: I do, But Jody, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I'm fine at hazy no.
Speaker 2: To be you know. Even David Bowie asked, you know,
Speaker 2: is their life on Mars?
Speaker 5: And I think like, I think you've answered the question.
Speaker 2: I think there is life on Mars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh wow, I'm so glad that we're in the
Speaker 5: same space. Do you feel like, Haley, for those who
Speaker 5: are really, really strongly suggesting that there isn't aliens on Earth,
Speaker 5: do you feel like there's a possibility that people are
Speaker 5: saying that are aliens themselves?
Speaker 2: Why? What against? One hundred percent? So Haley and I
Speaker 2: both agree that perhaps you're an alien? Jo I cannot do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Haley, I'm so sorry you find yourself in a
Speaker 1: position where you're looking to Andrew Hayes for answers from
Speaker 1: the universe.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. I'll all right. That
Speaker 6: means we have a winner. Winner you can do.
Speaker 5: Thank you to everyone who voted. You're on the standby
Speaker 5: list for Winter Weekend Escape. Oh my gosh, it's still
Speaker 5: it's seven to two now in your favor. I'm just
Speaker 5: happy to be here, happy to be.
Speaker 2: On the board.
Speaker 6: Stormy timebe storming.
Speaker 2: Home, stormy home, cheez. When is the year end next June? Hopefully?
Speaker 1: Every now and then something on the internet jumps out
Speaker 1: and grubs you, and you just go, that is my
Speaker 1: person so I want to play you this little bit
Speaker 1: of an audio from a little girl. I presume she's
Speaker 1: Scottish from the accent. I mean, you'd be more well
Speaker 1: qualified to know than I am because of your Scottish roots.
Speaker 6: You married someone from Scotland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she is talking about the fact that her
Speaker 1: sister kept taking her charger to her iPad. And it
Speaker 1: is the quintessential argument between two young sisters that has
Speaker 1: had universally across the globe.
Speaker 6: Have a listen to this.
Speaker 9: Thanks a lot, you idiot, Thanks a lot, Rachel, thanks
Speaker 9: a what, thanks to you. My charge is not charging
Speaker 9: on my iPad because it's got you to your iPad
Speaker 9: instead of mine. It's not charging my iPad and it's
Speaker 9: all the fault. I hope you're happy because I've told Mom.
Speaker 2: I hope you're happy. I told Mom you're idiot.
Speaker 6: Now, now that I hear it back, I think it
Speaker 6: sort of sounds more Northern England.
Speaker 2: But what it is, it's got all.
Speaker 1: There's something about the little kids over there in their
Speaker 1: accents that is so adorable. But yeah, I love it
Speaker 1: so much. But isn't that when you've got little kids,
Speaker 1: that's how they fight?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, And the big thing. I like the big
Speaker 2: payoff as well.
Speaker 5: Well, guess what, You're in trouble because I've told Mom
Speaker 5: your life is about to be.
Speaker 1: Awful and you should see all the comments on the internet.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like, oh, we're coming for you, Rachel.
Speaker 2: Rachel, go into hiding, Rachel, You're in big stripe.
Speaker 1: So I will say this to the lady on Paynham
Speaker 1: Road the other morning who shamelessly pulled into my lane
Speaker 1: and cut me off.
Speaker 6: This is my Mendra going forward.
Speaker 9: Thanks a lot, you idiot.