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Speaker 2: Hello podcast listeners. At the time of recording this podcast,

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Speaker 2: it is thirty nine sleeps until Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Can you believe that at all?

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Speaker 4: Thirty nine?

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Speaker 2: So we are trying to put together our own list

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Speaker 2: of bond bond jokes because, let's face it, mostly bonbon

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Speaker 2: jokes suck.

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Speaker 5: They're terrible.

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Speaker 3: I feel like if you crack open a bon Bond

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Speaker 3: and you actually laugh at the joke, you should leave

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Speaker 3: the dinner party immediately and check yourself into a mental

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Speaker 3: health facility because they're not funny.

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Speaker 2: Which means we also need your help. So hit us

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Speaker 2: up at the fifteen Whipper Instagram page at fitzy End

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Speaker 2: Whipper dm us your best Christmas cracket joke. Then, even

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Speaker 2: if it's a little bit inappropriate, the more inappropriate the better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just so that you can if it's super dirty,

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Speaker 3: I will call you and I will put you to

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Speaker 3: air myself.

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Speaker 6: That's a promise.

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Speaker 5: What else is coming up, Jessica.

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Speaker 3: We've also got some great stories about when you faked

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Speaker 3: sick so you could get out of school or work,

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Speaker 3: that sort of thing. I remember when I was a

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Speaker 3: kid and they wanted to get out of school. I

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Speaker 3: would have to wake up and start coughing at about

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Speaker 3: five am, just to plant the seed that I wasn't well.

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Speaker 3: And it was always such a win when Dad would

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Speaker 3: open the door and go, oh, you're not very well,

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Speaker 3: are you, because then you get him to do the

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Speaker 3: legwork for you.

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Speaker 2: It's his idea.

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Speaker 3: It's all all in the preparation.

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Speaker 7: It fits in and whip.

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Speaker 8: Because school he's has kicked off up on the Gold Coast.

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Speaker 8: Now obviously I don't think the kids are allowed to

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Speaker 8: go up there from here. Yeah, we're not allowed to

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Speaker 8: the Queen when he's at December seventeenth, I think so, yeah,

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Speaker 8: mid December. But you know what I mean, it looks great.

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Speaker 8: Jesus brings back memories. I mean, they were the best

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Speaker 8: times of your life. I had a good mate of mind.

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Speaker 8: He picked up his son from schoolies over the weekend

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Speaker 8: and he sent me a photo of him in the car,

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Speaker 8: his son. It was just sleeping for an hour in

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Speaker 8: the eyes right in the in the back of his head, Sarah,

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Speaker 8: he was gone on a knockout. It is some of

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Speaker 8: the best times of your life. And then you know

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Speaker 8: what after that the next ten years, when you go

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Speaker 8: back as a tully, it's even better.

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Speaker 4: You don't go back.

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Speaker 5: Even better you find love, No get into a few fights.

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Speaker 8: It's awesome. Moves on the beach, Um and Dad's car.

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Speaker 4: It's also the idea.

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Speaker 5: We did write a song about toolies, didn't we.

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Speaker 9: We see first class toollies stuck in a day dream

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Speaker 9: since they've turned eighteen. They're failing. They're crazy. Just driving

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Speaker 9: doing Maynies in mom and Dad's Suzuki is embarrassing. The

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Speaker 9: worst thing is that they're oblivious.

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Speaker 8: It didn't get a good reaction from that one. There

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Speaker 8: are a few people out there that love for be

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Speaker 8: the tool.

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Speaker 4: Do you know? I went to Rottnest Island one time

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Speaker 4: it was schoolers week. I had no idea and when

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Speaker 4: I got there there was a policeman and he siddenly,

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Speaker 4: you realize it's school is week?

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Speaker 8: Of course?

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Speaker 4: Does that make me a tool? And he went, no, mate,

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Speaker 4: you're a drooy. Look how old you are. Well I'm

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Speaker 4: not here because of schoolers, buddy. I just want to

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Speaker 4: pada quaker. You know what I mean? A break, guys,

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Speaker 4: get a seal socker.

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Speaker 8: No, So school is up on the Gold Coast on

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Speaker 8: the weekend and obviously there weren't anyone from around Australia,

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Speaker 8: so it's just the locals. Cops are saying it was

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Speaker 8: the best year that they've had yet.

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Speaker 4: The police had a good time, no arrests.

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Speaker 10: The other thing as well was there was.

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Speaker 8: Only one injury and that was from a young man

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Speaker 8: who danced too hard on the dance floor and did

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Speaker 8: his neck.

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Speaker 4: Did his neck? What move was he going for? I

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Speaker 4: mean that is doing the work you reckon?

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Speaker 8: It was the worm of a sprint clop?

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Speaker 4: No, what's that one where you spin on your head?

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Speaker 8: No one stroying I do when you were younger and

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Speaker 8: you were trying to impress a girl on a dance floor.

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Speaker 8: And don't get me wrong, if I was pursuing a

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Speaker 8: girl on the dance floor, I could just pop up

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Speaker 5: Here I am again. Oh no, And then I got

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Speaker 5: this move off.

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Speaker 8: Damien Mashford who I grew up with, and he would

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Speaker 8: go to Heaven nightclub and he would just run on

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Speaker 8: the spot and that's all he would do, Sarah, because

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Speaker 8: he couldn't there.

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Speaker 10: How did he go?

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Speaker 8: You would look you would look out. Three hours later

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Speaker 8: he's run a marathon. And he's sweet like a pig,

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Speaker 8: but just running on the.

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Speaker 4: Still hoping someone's in place with his running to jump.

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Speaker 8: Out everywhere on the nent floor for a girl and

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Speaker 8: then just run on the spot. Made a pretty good

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Speaker 8: running stock.

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Speaker 4: Cool. That's fine, do that when you're running.

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Speaker 8: But see you also get to a point where you're

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Speaker 8: trying to throw your arms around in your neck so

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Speaker 8: much to impress girls that it can be really dangerous.

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Speaker 11: A friend at a work thing who tried to do

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Speaker 11: the poor mercurio strictly ballroom.

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Speaker 12: He slide across a dance floor.

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Speaker 11: Was after work drinks and they had a like in

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Speaker 11: the kitchen area of the office.

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Speaker 12: She put her back out, actually had to go and

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Speaker 12: have surgery.

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Speaker 10: Oh are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: I know what our first day at school is. This

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Speaker 4: is with bar and Bay and we're in this apartment

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Speaker 4: and a group of mates that were downstairs were going

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Speaker 4: to the beach and they threw a tennis ball up

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Speaker 4: into the apartment and Milesy, you know, Milesy, who's the king,

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Speaker 4: He went to grab it, jumped up, stuck his hand

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Speaker 4: into the ceiling fan, broke through three fingers, three fingers

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Speaker 4: first day, strapped him up.

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Speaker 8: He was back king was good news days over the

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Speaker 8: weekend in Cramela.

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Speaker 5: What happened at your with your friend at schoolies?

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Speaker 13: How are you boys there?

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Speaker 14: He was trying to prove to us how he wasn't

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Speaker 14: drunk by doing the foot in front of the other

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Speaker 14: foot walk and the yes. And he's taken a spell

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Speaker 14: and gone put his foot with his songs on into

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Speaker 14: the drain and broke three toes a whole lot.

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Speaker 8: He thought he broke his whole entertaining at the time

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Speaker 8: for the boys that someone filmed it, Todd, Let's go

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Speaker 8: to Ryan now in d Why what was your schoolies injury?

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Speaker 15: Okay, guys, not too bad. Second night at schoolies, we

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Speaker 15: had a bit too much to drink, went back to

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Speaker 15: the apartment, started wrestling and he broke the bone, came

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Speaker 15: through the skin, all over the carpet. We had to

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Speaker 15: rush him off the hospital. His mum had to come

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Speaker 15: up to the Gold Coast mediumlies.

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Speaker 8: That's the big question, though, Ryan, how bad the injury was?

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Speaker 8: Do you need your parents to come up and get

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Speaker 8: you or can you survive the rest of the schoolies?

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Speaker 8: I mean, was there a conversation about that?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: I think it was challenging of the bone coming out

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Speaker 4: of the skin probably gave it away there there would

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Speaker 4: have been a few keep wrestling.

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Speaker 5: Liam and reeseby what happened at your school?

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Speaker 4: So how boys? Everything lockdown is so?

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Speaker 16: he was known on the island as iron Man.

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Speaker 4: booking and traveling. Far Off that song that we loved

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Speaker 4: just he is breathing? Oh Aerosmith, mate, what a song?

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Speaker 4: What a movie? Armageddon a bit? What about the chorus

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Speaker 4: far and Off? Let huge?

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Speaker 17: It was.

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Speaker 8: Aerosmith obviously got the job to write the song because

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Speaker 8: his daughter was in it.

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Speaker 12: Wasn't she was, Yes, she was one of the main characters.

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Speaker 4: I got that right. It was great effort whip as

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Speaker 4: an asteroid coming. Guys, it's on the way in line

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Speaker 4: with planet Earth. If we don't do something now, life

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Speaker 4: as we know it could be over. That's when NASA

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Speaker 4: stepped in with SpaceX so we know Elon Musk and said, guys,

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Speaker 4: why don't we build a rocket, fire it at the

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Speaker 4: asteroid and blow the bloody thing up?

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Speaker 5: No, not throw blow it up. Don't you divert it?

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Speaker 4: No, we're blowing it up, of course, you man, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we're going to blow it up.

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Speaker 8: If you blow up an asteroid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all the bitsko they burn up re entry.

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Speaker 8: You may no, mate, you've made that up.

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Speaker 5: I heard that they just fire it and they divert

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Speaker 4: That's the report you're thinking about the redirection test that

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Speaker 4: they're doing.

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Speaker 10: That's one.

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Speaker 4: They're doing it at the moment, but for the actual

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Speaker 4: asteroid instead of trying to land on it, which they

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Speaker 4: spoke about, they said, why don't we just pack the

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Speaker 4: rocket full of explosives and blow the damn thing up?

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Speaker 4: Because worst case scenario, you've got little bits that come

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Speaker 4: down and might hit the Earth, compared to something that

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Speaker 4: could knock the Earth out of space.

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Speaker 12: Does someone have to fly the rock Earth.

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Speaker 4: This is no remote control.

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Speaker 8: But Bruce say will has forfeited his I mean, you

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Speaker 8: get him there, wouldn't you, Bruce. When's the last good

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Speaker 8: movie that Bruce Willis did. I'll stop it final?

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Speaker 12: The final die Hard? Would Jack Courtney?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well anyone say it?

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Speaker 10: No mate?

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Speaker 12: You guys we did?

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I don't think die Hard too was okay? Everything after that,

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Speaker 8: I forget about it.

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Speaker 18: That movie where he's an assassin and lives next door

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Speaker 18: to Matthew Perry.

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Speaker 8: That's eight yards from.

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Speaker 4: The Murder Surrogate. See that, the whole nine yards. That's

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Speaker 4: the classic. They said. The thing is with this asteroid

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Speaker 4: that if you don't act now, the impact of twenty

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Speaker 4: or thirty years that's where they're looking for these asteroids now,

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Speaker 4: knowing that the impact time is twenty to thirty years away,

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Speaker 4: you've got to get onto it now. You can't wait

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Speaker 4: for this puppy to get close. It could be too late.

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Speaker 4: What if you miss What if your father rocket and

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Speaker 4: it misses the asteroid and the next thing you know,

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Speaker 4: we're all sitting here and we're going, what do you

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Speaker 4: mean you've missed? Bang?

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Speaker 4: I'm not worried about these guys have been under control.

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Speaker 11: You worry about what you eat, worry about drinking too much,

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Speaker 4: I reckon, hockon, You're right, I reckon. The media is

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Speaker 6: We shouldn't have done this break. I apologize how you said.

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Speaker 4: We had to do this break because people need to

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Speaker 8: We had some great school school injured at schools calls

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Speaker 4: Silly brak. Have you been injured at schoolers by an astroid?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, you made up your own faking.

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Speaker 5: You could do it another way.

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Speaker 8: It's quite easier, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: It's the old toot onto the old pillow.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it just a well?

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Speaker 4: To get that happened when you're walking here in the

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Speaker 4: How are.

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Speaker 17: Yeah?

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Speaker 19: One day, you know, chucking a SICKI turned into a

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Speaker 4: Of this Oh wow thing, isn't it, Clayton? I mean,

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Speaker 4: Don't ask? What happened? Mate?

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Speaker 21: When I was thirteen in school, I didn't want to

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Speaker 4: Did you need your appendix? Eroval? Was that what was wrong?

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Speaker 4: And there was absolutely nothing wrong with you.

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Speaker 4: It and you went all the way through with her.

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Speaker 8: That is a history. Robert in Dundas, what did you do?

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Speaker 17: Well?

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Speaker 1: It was one of my staff that she she took

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Speaker 8: Ways to get out of work, sickies, What was your

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Speaker 4: Ye doing dumplings man before that's that's your contribution for

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Speaker 22: Didn't want to go to school because she had an

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Speaker 8: And the next thing, you know, when there is a

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Speaker 23: I passed all the neighbors, pop their heads over and everything,

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Speaker 7: But I got to sit down and watch.

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Speaker 23: No, the worst thing was because I was playing who

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Speaker 5: Ah, clear, that.

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Speaker 4: Is an amazing Mike Whitney will do that too.

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Speaker 8: I can understand cross Country's hard. And Lenny pulled out

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Speaker 4: I said that with my eyes when the show used

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Speaker 5: Julia in Caring Bar?

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Speaker 8: How did you get out of school?

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Speaker 4: Juliet?

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Speaker 17: Oh?

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Speaker 24: Well, I was in primary school and I decided that

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Speaker 8: Yeah, well done.

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Speaker 22: It's a good like to.

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Speaker 4: Fifty you were dead? Oh my god.

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Speaker 8: Thanks Julia, Belinda and Asquith. How did you get out

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Speaker 22: I basically went into mum's medicine cabinet and instead of

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Speaker 8: Oh, I had to go to hospital.

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Speaker 22: It was everywhere, absolutely everywhere.

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Speaker 8: Last one with Scotty. What happened when you chucked the

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Speaker 13: I chucked a ciggi from work and I was on

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Speaker 13: The next thing, I'll go to a phone call. He

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Speaker 4: How many were Scotty? You reckon when that?

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Speaker 13: We had plenty more after that because there was in trouble.

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Speaker 4: You know, you didn't have any work on for the

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Speaker 8: I'd get up that day, Scotty.

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Speaker 13: Yeah we did. We beat the West.

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Speaker 4: Who gives us stuff about wording anybody that anybody that

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Speaker 5: Guys, I would say Bob Hawk on that one in mccont.

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Speaker 9: Like a butterfly and thing like a beefy my quote face,

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Speaker 4: Quite quote face, guys. Some really good quotes here. One

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Speaker 4: a movie. You know how this game is played in thirteen,

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Speaker 4: twenty or ten. If you would like to have a

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Speaker 4: crack and guess where any of these quotes are from.

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Speaker 4: As we stream on the fitting we're a Facebook page.

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Speaker 4: Numbers are rolling in big shout out to Denude whip Flee.

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Speaker 4: But let us know where you're tuning in from this morning?

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Speaker 4: Yeah great, we would love to know. Is there anybody

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Speaker 4: in Germany tuning.

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Speaker 6: Into not Germany? But Daniel is on the toilet listening

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Speaker 6: right now?

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Speaker 8: Soumany's kicked off. How many cases they get in today?

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Speaker 6: Thirty?

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Speaker 5: Get that vax right up.

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Speaker 4: Here we go, guys. This first one is from a

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Speaker 4: famous person who said this if men, if men had

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Speaker 4: to have babies, they would only ever have one each?

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Speaker 8: Why?

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Speaker 4: Because it hurts so much? It's kind of the impact

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Speaker 4: of the quote.

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Speaker 8: Is it a comedian new actor new.

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Speaker 4: If men had to have babies, they would only ever

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Speaker 4: have one?

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Speaker 12: E it is, says Princess Diana.

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Speaker 4: How did you know that it was from an interview.

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Speaker 4: I just knew that, do they hear? No one else

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Speaker 4: had it in hear.

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Speaker 8: You should go on Mastermind with Princess Diana as your subject.

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Speaker 12: No, I don't really know that much.

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Speaker 4: Who wants to be a millionaires could teach you about

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Speaker 4: two cans pecans. Here we go, guys, gonna give you

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Speaker 4: some lyrics from a song. When you know the song,

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Speaker 4: tell us what it is.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I know there's a bit of giggling about you whip.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry, now you know what it winds up the

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Speaker 8: segments Sarah and if you want to look at the

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Speaker 8: sheepfore hand, I'm all for this. Well done, well done,

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Speaker 8: as she laughs at her own joke, the first one.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 25: See the lights, see the party, see the ball gowns,

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Speaker 25: see you make your way through the crowd and say hello.

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Speaker 8: Adele Hello.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not Corey worthing's not Corey Worth. It's a song, mate,

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Speaker 4: it's a song.

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Speaker 8: It's not the Chick Chick Boom.

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Speaker 4: No, it's a song.

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Speaker 8: It's not famous. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 18: Not a cheer and Scott on Facebook says Shaw Shankard emph.

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Speaker 4: No, No, that's no. The movie wants to come out next.

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Speaker 4: This is the song. This is lyrics from a song.

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Speaker 4: It's a very famous song. It was a very big song, Rihanna.

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Speaker 4: They are a very big artist.

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Speaker 8: Songs.

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Speaker 4: The songs a different segment.

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Speaker 10: This is quite quote face.

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Speaker 4: I'm see the lights, see the party, the ball gowns.

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Speaker 4: See you make your way through the crowd and say hello?

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Speaker 5: Is it blinded by the lights, wrapped up like a douche?

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Speaker 4: No, not another Corona in the night.

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Speaker 6: No, Dan's got a good guess. Is it anything by

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Speaker 6: Peter Paul and Mary.

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Speaker 4: No off the Magic Drug?

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Speaker 5: Is it a Rihanna?

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Speaker 4: No, you've said that it's not. It's not the Chick

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Speaker 4: Chick boom girl artist very close with Kendall Jenner.

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Speaker 8: It's not.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it is. What's the song? Sarah helped you out

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Speaker 4: a little bit there, great song? Yes, it is love story.

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Speaker 8: I thought it was Chappelle Korby's I'm in queens No,

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Speaker 8: and It's sunny.

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Speaker 4: You've made Leno work for if you can get that

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Speaker 4: out here.

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Speaker 10: He is in Queensland.

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Speaker 20: M It is Sunny.

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Speaker 4: Never released as an official single. I don't know why. Okay,

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Speaker 4: here we go. This is the last one from a movie.

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Speaker 6: You couldn't sing it about Cara.

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Speaker 4: You couldn't. It was never sunny there work for Johnny Cash? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: did didn't it? Here we go? Can we turn our

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Speaker 4: beds into bunk beds. It'll give us so much extra

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Speaker 4: space in our room to do activities. You've got it,

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Speaker 4: you'd so much more activities.

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Speaker 24: Then?

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Speaker 4: Is that your favorite film?

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Speaker 17: No?

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Speaker 11: But James Gary Love such a good film.

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Speaker 4: You guys want another quote or you don't? I feel

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Speaker 4: like I've break that up. There is everyone happy with

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Speaker 4: how it's gone today. It's good to get feedback on

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Speaker 4: the spot.

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Speaker 10: Just so you know.

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Speaker 18: Dennis is really looking forward to QUAITI returning bigger and

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Speaker 18: better in twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 6: What Dennis is the only thing bigger will be the

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Speaker 6: host I suppose.

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Speaker 4: Moving on, as we far up things for Christmas, guys,

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Speaker 4: countdown is on? Did I you say earlier? Says thirty

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Speaker 4: nine slips thirty nine? Is that?

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Speaker 8: Chris?

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Speaker 4: I'm not panicked. Don't look at me like that.

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Speaker 12: You don't need to panic your panicking the year. It's fun.

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Speaker 12: You don't have to do anything, just normally.

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Speaker 4: Under the bread in the kit before lunch. We've got

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Speaker 4: up the long.

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Speaker 8: So it's at my sister's.

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Speaker 11: House this year, and Holly's going to be So you're

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Speaker 11: making the heavily pregnant woman carrying twins with a toddler

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Speaker 11: host lunch.

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Speaker 8: She will be eight months pregnant with three good guys

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Speaker 8: in her stomach in the heat. She's putting it on

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Speaker 8: this year, I put it on the table.

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Speaker 4: I reckon, Hey, one thing, how long is lunch taken?

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Speaker 4: How are you doing with yourself? One thing I've found

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Speaker 4: disappointing over the years, and we do it and we're

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Speaker 4: a big fan of it, but is the Christmas bond

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Speaker 4: bond the cracker the Christmas joke that often often is

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Speaker 4: inside the bonbon? It's just disappointing here in year out,

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Speaker 4: I agree, and so lazy, you know, you'll you'll open

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Speaker 4: your bond, I'll pull mine. No, you pull it with me.

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Speaker 4: I'll pop there it goes. No, that's mine. Put the

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Speaker 4: hat on. Then you get a little tool kit and

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Speaker 4: then there's the joke. All right, I got one for you, guys,

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Speaker 4: got one for you, and you get.

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Speaker 5: Boot out of the room, because where's where was the

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Speaker 5: bond bond?

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Speaker 8: Where was it invented? Where was it originate? Is there

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Speaker 8: a country it's a European. I'd think European.

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Speaker 11: Didn't everything Christmas come from Germany?

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Speaker 12: The trees upside down?

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Speaker 4: Did they? Really?

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Speaker 17: They did?

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Speaker 12: That's how started Queen Victoria turned it.

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Speaker 8: I mean, because if there are German jokes, I mean

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Speaker 8: they're loose jokes over there, obviously.

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Speaker 6: But yeah, the Christmas Cracker was invented in the eighteen hundreds. Guys,

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Speaker 6: guy called Tom Smith. He was a confectioner.

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Speaker 5: He's not a comedian, is he?

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Speaker 4: No? So did he? Was he doing jokes back then

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Speaker 4: or not? He's just doing a couple of dollies inside.

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Speaker 6: I think they were just lollies. But the word bond

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Speaker 6: means good in French.

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Speaker 4: So good good good good good good. Well they've been bad,

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Speaker 4: bad for a very long time. What is Santa suffer

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Speaker 4: when you get stuck in the chimney? Claustrophobia?

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Speaker 8: That's good, it's not bad.

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Speaker 4: It's what kind of motibiated to Santa ride the Holly Davidson?

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, the Christmassy Monday?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Does how does snowman get around ride an icicle?

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Speaker 8: It's more of a riddle.

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Speaker 4: Time, not really, not really, it's a real head scratch.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like it's time to call on

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Speaker 4: the people of Sydney, in New South Wales and Temmy.

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Speaker 4: If we can get a bon Bond team on board,

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Speaker 4: we can write the jokes for your Christmas Bond bonds.

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Speaker 4: The people of Sydney can write the jokes. Don't moan

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Speaker 4: the grout. You've lost your voice for a reason. So

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Speaker 4: if you've got a one liner that you think is worthy,

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Speaker 4: haven't you You're getting a set of bond on six

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Speaker 4: twelve coming it does?

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Speaker 5: I think it's half.

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Speaker 4: Now we'll go for twelve. Were the top twelve one

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Speaker 4: liners in Sydney?

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Speaker 8: Ask a lot? So nothing crude like the crude you

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Speaker 8: couldn't do.

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Speaker 4: What's worse than No, No, it's worse than what.

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Speaker 8: Eating a mandain?

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Speaker 4: You can't don't do that when you could. The crowds reacted, well,

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Speaker 4: I don't know that one, Tom, You're you're not bad

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Speaker 4: with the one liner. I know that much.

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Speaker 6: These ones are very excited.

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Speaker 4: Sorry it's Fitz he submitted the mandarin one.

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, I've been told no, I've just got

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Speaker 8: I just got a text from the CEO.

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Speaker 4: I don't get it will not be going in Okay,

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Speaker 4: did you want the punchline.

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Speaker 8: Some were, some were.

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Speaker 6: One of the favorites that we often chuck around here

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Speaker 6: is what what do you call a Greek skydiver?

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Speaker 4: Yep?

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Speaker 6: Condescending.

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Speaker 4: That's bad, a bit racist as all times, like a

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Speaker 4: bit of Edge of twenty twenty one. They're trying to

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Speaker 4: shut down on that. Whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 5: We've transported back to nineteen ninety five.

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Speaker 4: Yep, okay, Tom.

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Speaker 6: Your wife has already text me with her favorite joke?

635
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Speaker 4: Has she?

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Speaker 6: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

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Speaker 4: Hellumy bloomy? That is her favorite?

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Speaker 8: You not really?

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Speaker 4: Christmas theme doesn't need to be Christmas theme. Christmas themed?

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Speaker 13: No.

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Speaker 6: I came up with a quick one just on the flight.

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Speaker 5: This is good.

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Speaker 6: What is the best exercise for cows?

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Speaker 24: What?

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Speaker 6: Yogurt?

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Speaker 4: Yogurt?

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Speaker 12: Now that's crap?

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Speaker 8: What about this?

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Speaker 4: Yogay?

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Speaker 24: Cow?

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Speaker 8: Yogat? Yogat?

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Speaker 6: Doesn't yoga come from cows?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, certainly it does, but not directly. You don't squeeze yogat.

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Speaker 5: Out of it.

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Speaker 6: I'll go back to the Amanda terrible.

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Speaker 12: Why doesn't Elton John like Iceberg Lettuce?

657
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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 12: Because he's a rocketman?

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Speaker 8: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 8: Are I going to Michael from Laws has giving us

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Speaker 8: a call. Yeah, you've been working on a bumbo joke

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Speaker 8: for us. Meek, what do you got here?

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Speaker 26: You going fellas? I don't know if I'm the right

665
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Speaker 26: person for the competition because I don't really believe in Santa.

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Speaker 26: I guess I'm a rebel without a clause. I don't

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Speaker 26: mind the guy, but you know he's such a tight

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Speaker 26: ask yeahs and paid for his own slave. I heard

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Speaker 26: him on the house.

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Speaker 4: Oh you know, he's always.

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Speaker 26: Run around telling one how damn busy is he can't

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Speaker 26: even afford to go to hospital. You know he's got

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Speaker 26: no private elf care wife. She's not happy with him because,

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Speaker 26: you know, let's be honest, he comes home with an

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Speaker 26: empty sack and he only comes once a year.

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Speaker 4: We were doing so well to.

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Speaker 8: Do good things. Coming three for the fourth ones.

678
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Speaker 4: I think I'm still back on the mandarin round.

679
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Speaker 10: Hailey in rose Meadow?

680
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 8: What's your bombon joke?

681
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 7: Hey, guys, who is Santa's singer?

682
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 4: They don't have to be Christmas jokes will reinforce that

683
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 4: that was good.

684
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 5: That is, I think they're good.

685
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 4: No, I like, you know, when life gives you melons,

686
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 4: you might be dyslexic. Pretty good. I want to buy

687
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 4: some Camo pants but couldn't find any where.

688
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 8: Did you get these from? Mate?

689
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 4: I wrote these ones myself. Yeah, okay. I wanted to

690
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 4: die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming

691
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 4: and yelling like all the passengers in his car a holiday.

692
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 4: Don't you hate it when sometimes people answer their own questions?

693
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 4: I do.

694
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 8: I mean they're just with a pillow, not in the

695
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 8: running Michayla in long Jitny? What was your bombon joke?

696
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 22: Hey god? How are you.

697
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 17: How?

698
00:30:59,280 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 22: Christmas?

699
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 17: Just another day in the say that again, Christmas just

700
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 17: like any.

701
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 8: Other day in the office, in the office set. What

702
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Speaker 8: is it?

703
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 5: Yeah?

704
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 14: You do a bunch of guy.

705
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 11: You don work in the fat Day's all the credit, right, it's.

706
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 4: You know, all the work in the fact. I guess

707
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 4: we all we all know.

708
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 8: That the n being here in Australia is we're way

709
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 8: behind every other country.

710
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 4: I think what else is going on to receptions tough

711
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 4: as well? I don't know. Five j is kicked in

712
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 4: and we still can't make it work. Hey DM is

713
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 4: on Instagram and also thirteen keep your one liners coming.

714
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 8: So it's always good to finish out.

715
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 4: How is it? Yeah, I mean when you take one

716
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 4: more call, we should have gone back to Michael. I

717
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 4: think he had a few more in the tank.

718
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 8: Okay, so this is we're doing this.

719
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 4: We're on all right.

720
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 8: If you want to go, If you've got one up

721
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 8: your sleeve and you can't get through at the moment,

722
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 8: why don't you d m us go to the fifteen

723
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Speaker 8: Instagram pay dm us there, tell us your best bonbon

724
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Speaker 8: joke and get involved because we would love to hear

725
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 8: from you.

726
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 4: We're gonna we're going to commit to twelve to.

727
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 5: Me, yeah, twelve twelve it is.

728
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 4: I keep them coming.

729
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 8: Okay, can you maybe you guys can help us out here.

730
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 8: But if you've got a great voice at a young age,

731
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 8: it doesn't decline as you get older.

732
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 4: It just evolves, I think, to a deeper tone, depending

733
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 4: on if you're a man.

734
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 8: I mean it would have to and these I mean

735
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 8: people are coming into the music industry and have success

736
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 8: early from an early age. I mean Justin Bieber, he

737
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 8: started when he was like fifteen sixteen.

738
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like a baby voice.

739
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 5: But is he still going to have that voice when

740
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 5: he's forty seven?

741
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 11: I don't think he's really deeper, won't it? Because your

742
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 11: voice gets worn out? But think of people like Whitney. Yeah,

743
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 11: like she did not have the voice when she died.

744
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 12: No, that's yeah right, how you treat your body?

745
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, well Britney spears that. I mean, this was some

746
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 8: of the isolated vocals that they took from one of

747
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 8: her Vaguas gigs one night.

748
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,959
Speaker 12: Now, she was probably up her head, but that was

749
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 12: it was.

750
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 8: Also that's tough for her because she's that's a dance

751
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 8: sereography as well. And you, I mean, you've got to

752
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 8: be pretty fit to be doing that as well. I

753
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 8: mean Courtney Love from whole she recently came back with

754
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 8: the band was her voice.

755
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 10: All I want to be?

756
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 4: I wanta started? What's happened to the guitars?

757
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 13: So?

758
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 8: Was such a great man?

759
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 21: I still are.

760
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 8: They've got some great music. We also recently Part of

761
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 8: the Mud? Remember Part of the Mud? And where's the

762
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 8: lead singing? Had a real crack at a Nirvana.

763
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 10: Song just cooking a bit, didn't he deal?

764
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 8: That's a tough one. I think the review of that

765
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 8: was a number two as well. Yeah, okay, does everybody

766
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 8: remember Tiffany?

767
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 11: Yes?

768
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 4: Do any other songs.

769
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 12: I think We're Alone now that one.

770
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 4: I do know that one.

771
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 8: I just wondering if the abs so Tiffany really was

772
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 8: a one, he'd wonder. And this song was so massive

773
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 8: that she re recorded it about ten years ago. A

774
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 8: bit of a rock version.

775
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 12: That's good, that's right.

776
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 4: Then start at the jewelry store.

777
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 12: Oh, very good.

778
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 4: I think We're Alone now.

779
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 8: A good song, A bad song, Tiffany's still performing. I

780
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:55,839
Speaker 8: think We're Alone now.

781
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 4: Okay, the one song she's a bit older, she was

782
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 4: an I'm a celebrity.

783
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 8: She went in the jungle for our very first jungle version.

784
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 4: I think We're Alone now.

785
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 8: So this is Tiffany getting up. She This is the

786
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 8: unfortunate thing about this is that she had to say,

787
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 8: if you do a few of the fans that weren't

788
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 8: happy paying paying for their ticket to see this Tiffany

789
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 8: now performing it.

790
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 4: Drug.

791
00:35:33,080 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I think she's over. I think alone

792
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 8: now because she's over, because the thing is as well.

793
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 8: Once she performs at once, everyone says, do it again.

794
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 4: I had a mate that went to see Choir Boys.

795
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Runda. They played it eleven times at the show.

796
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 12: Are you sure well, Daryl, break.

797
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 4: You would the national anthem?

798
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 8: Would you?

799
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 4: I mean, you've.

800
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 8: Played it so many times you're obviously sick of it,

801
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 8: but you know that's what the crowd wants. If you

802
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 8: could bite your tongue and just go with it, Why

803
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 8: wouldn't you play it eleven times?

804
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 17: Well?

805
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 8: I know Jay Z and Kanye wish ye otis Ninja's

806
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 8: in Paris that song, Tommy?

807
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 5: Can you check how many times they I think one

808
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 5: show they took the p just kept doing it.

809
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 8: I don't think it was over twenty times. Crowd just

810
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 8: kept calling for it, not.

811
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,879
Speaker 12: As if they don't have other songs though between them.

812
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, they did eleven times.

813
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 4: That's okay, Man's okay, we'll be all right with that.

814
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 4: Would Tiffany do a red room for nov.

815
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 12: It's about as good as when you asked Tiffany Trump

816
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 12: to do a red room? Remember that?

817
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 4: Did we?

818
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 5: You wanted you.

819
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 12: Made Tom Chase Trump's she'd release.

820
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 4: She'd release the song. Yeah, I mean she was booed

821
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,959
Speaker 4: off stage for that as well.

822
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 12: Am I the first person to come up with a

823
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 12: favorite Tom memory?

824
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 4: Oh?

825
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 17: Wow? Yeah? Yes?

826
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 4: And you know what he didn't deliver? I know, well,

827
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 4: the only memory you have of Tom is him failing

828
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 4: at a request.

829
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 6: Love you, Tommy, thank you so much well for that.

830
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 5: It's your last day.

831
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 8: Tom I want to open this up to the phones

832
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 8: now as well. Thirteen twenty fourteen, because I didn't know

833
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,399
Speaker 8: about this, but how popular it is. But we need

834
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 8: to talk about vaping with kids. Oh yeah, mate, I

835
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 8: was in the car last night we took there's a

836
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 8: footy camp going on at the moment, and Juey was

837
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 8: in the car with a mate and they.

838
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 5: Were talking about some of the students at school who

839
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 5: are vaping in the toilets. Now, kids, if you're out there,

840
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 5: I'd love to.

841
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 8: Hear from you.

842
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty fourteen.

843
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 8: Because I'm trying to work out if it is the

844
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 8: nicotine vaping or if they're just using the healthy vapor.

845
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't think it's healthy.

846
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 12: Is that the flavored one?

847
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 4: You mean it's just flavored nicotine?

848
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 8: Though it seems to be really popular. Now, who is vaping?

849
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 8: Where are they doing it? Where are you getting from?

850
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 8: Because I know now, don't you have to get a

851
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 8: prescription to get the nicotine?

852
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 4: L Let's ask the vapist of the team, lou do

853
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 4: you want to come into the studio man would have gone.

854
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 12: Matt Togret, the guy who can't speak because he's gone

855
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 12: too hard.

856
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 18: I got in trouble last time we spoke about it

857
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 18: for making it sound like I was endorsing vaping. I

858
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 18: certainly don't think it's a smart, good idea. I just

859
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 18: do it because it's just something you can do again.

860
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 8: But I didn't know so many kids were doing it.

861
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 8: How if you go to school? Well, the boys were

862
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 8: saying in the car tonight that they had like year

863
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 8: eight students who were vaping in the toilet at school

864
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,479
Speaker 8: quite a bit. But also Huey rides his bike around

865
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 8: Baumin and he sees young kids like even to the

866
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 8: age between ten to twelve that are vaping as well.

867
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, Lou, You aren't afraid of

868
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 4: year old flavored vape. The great thing that I've enjoyed

869
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 4: watching you do is throw it out in an attempt

870
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 4: to quit and then buy a new one. How many

871
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,959
Speaker 4: times you done that? Now? Look?

872
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 27: A few too many?

873
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 4: Right?

874
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 5: How much is a vape pipe?

875
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 27: It depends. You can get the like the big mammas,

876
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 27: which are like forty dollars, and the little ones are

877
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 27: probably around twenty and then so does.

878
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 8: You can only vape it for a certain amount of

879
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 8: time and you have to throw it away.

880
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 27: Yes, like they'll die. Like it's like you can't charge

881
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 27: them or anything. So it's like if you buyosable.

882
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 5: How long does a vape last? The little I mean to.

883
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 27: Be honest, it depends how much you're doing. But the

884
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 27: little ones maybe a week, the big ones maybe a.

885
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 4: Week and a half. You've got quite a deep voice

886
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 4: for a small girl. So you were a smoker before them.

887
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 27: I was not a smoker and I'm not a vapor

888
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 27: and I don't encourage it.

889
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 8: I don't know. It just seems to be what worries

890
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 8: me that it seems to be the cool thing to do,

891
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 8: like cigarettes were when you were younger. But now I

892
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 8: feel like the cigarettes have got the tag of not

893
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 8: cool anymore. Eh, But now vaping is taken off. I

894
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 8: spoke to another father the other day who said, we've

895
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 8: just had to discipline our fifteen year old boy because

896
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 8: he and his mates we busted them. They go to

897
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 8: a homeless man, give him extra money and he goes

898
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 8: and buys the vapes for them, because you need now

899
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 8: prescriptions to go get them.

900
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 4: So the studies recently, and I think we spoke about

901
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 4: this on the show, suggest that vaping is actually worse

902
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 4: than cigarettes. But if you draw a parallel between the cigarette,

903
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 4: because we're talking about nicotine, If you draw that parallel

904
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 4: between smoking when you were younger and when you saw

905
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 4: that for the first time, all you need to do

906
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 4: is relate it to when the kids are vaping now.

907
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 4: So I remember being in maybe year eight, year seven

908
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 4: or eight, and we went to a kid's party and

909
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 4: it was the first sort of cool party type thing,

910
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 4: and there were kids smoking there. So we'll probably thirteen,

911
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 4: So doesn't surprise me if kids younger than thirteen are

912
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 4: vaping the different too. It doesn't smell, so you can't

913
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 4: be busted as easily, Petra.

914
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 5: In paramatter, you work in a school office, Petra, I do.

915
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 24: Yeah.

916
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 7: I work at a private school, so it's a ca

917
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 7: to twelve school and we've had kids as young as

918
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 7: you four who have been found raping in the school bathroom,

919
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 7: and we have connections to a bunch of other private

920
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 7: schools around and it's a rampant problem across all schools

921
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 7: and all grade.

922
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 8: So what is the school's policy.

923
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 5: Have they been sending emails out to the parents about it.

924
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, absolutely continuous communication with parents about it, obviously,

925
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 7: and we don't want the kids to be doing it.

926
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 7: And the problem is there's a parents who are buying

927
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 7: it for their teenage kids, and then these teenage kids

928
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 7: are selling it on to the junior school kids.

929
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 4: So that's the thing, and I think parents maybe aren't

930
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 4: aware of just how bad it is.

931
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 7: Petra, No, I don't think they are.

932
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 8: See I mean we were talking about this before, about

933
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 8: how I mean that the jumps, the jumps that kids

934
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 8: were making. They were taking their shovels on their bikes

935
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 8: and doing that. I know the councils now have flat

936
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 8: and a majority of those, so the kids are doing

937
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 8: that in lockdown. When they could go out on their

938
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 8: bikes that was gone. We thought that was a bit

939
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 8: of innocent fun. But all I hear about is Huey

940
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 8: and his mates and they're talking about every kid in

941
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 8: the area starting to vape, and I'm like, this is

942
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 8: taking off. It's getting out of control.

943
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 4: It's scared to think.

944
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 8: Lisa're in Castle Hill, tell us about your teenagers, Lise,

945
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 8: god got.

946
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 7: Three as my oldest act.

947
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 8: You're a little bit muffled at the moment. Can you

948
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 8: just adjust your phone there a little bit. I will

949
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 8: get her.

950
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 4: Back, MDG. Any feedback from your beautiful wife, Bronte when

951
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 4: we declared and said that you were busted on the

952
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 4: balcony here with a vape.

953
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 18: Oh, they just find it dumb. I mean, and it

954
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 18: is dumb. No one who vapes thinks it's cool. No

955
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 18: one who I mean in the sense as an adult.

956
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 8: The kids clearly do.

957
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 18: But similarly, no one who smokes goes this is a

958
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,479
Speaker 18: good idea. I don't do it regularly, and I don't

959
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 18: want my voice to want the fact he's got anything

960
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 18: to do with that. It's just silly.

961
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 8: But every person that you see vaping as well, they

962
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 8: they try to cover it up. This is the thing.

963
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 8: It doesn't look cool to do. And if you're trying

964
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 8: to cover it up so no one can see you

965
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 8: actually do it, you're embarrassed.

966
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 5: I don't know why you're doing it.

967
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,240
Speaker 4: Joe's funny. The other day, we're waiting for Dominic Penitator

968
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 4: to have lunch on our pub tour and his security

969
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 4: was over the road, and I thought, a minute, he's

970
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 4: vaping over the road. You know, he had his Special

971
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 4: Forces microphone. He was talking talking to the premier as

972
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 4: he made his way in in the car, chatting into

973
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 4: his hand. I don't know what was going on.

974
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 8: Let's go to Andrew Andrew's in Campbelltown. Tell us about

975
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 8: your ex, Andrew.

976
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 20: Yeah, my X got caught selling vapes to school children?

977
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 4: Is that what he's got?

978
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 20: Ten thousand dollars?

979
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 22: Fine?

980
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 12: Wow, that's good.

981
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 8: I mean, well that's still a bit. That's quite a

982
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 8: significant fine. But yeah, this is the thing if you

983
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 8: are an adult out there buying these vapes for you

984
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 8: mad Is.

985
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 4: That why she's your ex Andrew?

986
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 20: No, she's been my egg for a long time. But yeah,

987
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 20: when I found out about it, I I was pretty

988
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 20: annoyed because we have two kids together.

989
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 8: What do Andrew?

990
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 5: And sorry, Lisa is back in Castle Hill.

991
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 8: Tell us about your teenagers, Lis.

992
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 28: Look, I think the biggest thing is the fact that

993
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 28: they taste like lolly well, so you don't have that

994
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 28: nicotine or the cigarette taste, and so it has the

995
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 28: kids have become really addictedus to it. They do it

996
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 28: at school the bathroom and then I've caught them by

997
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 28: seeing kiktok video. So if I see them around the house,

998
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 28: I throw them.

999
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 4: Out and it costs them money that the government needs

1000
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 4: to step in here quickly.

1001
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 8: We know, we know the government never got rid of

1002
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 8: cigarettes because.

1003
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 5: Of the tax.

1004
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 8: Make it from it, big cash can I can't see

1005
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 8: that the government wouldn't be getting any text at all

1006
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 8: from these vapes. They could you ban vapes?

1007
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 5: Well, if they're not making money from it, they can

1008
00:44:59,600 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 5: do it.

1009
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 4: I don't know, Ryan, but it concerns me.

1010
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 8: I thought vapes were brought out as the healthy alternative

1011
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 8: to durry sort of.

1012
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 4: You know, there was the e cigarette that came out

1013
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 4: as well. Remember that was kind of and you would

1014
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 4: pack it full of I don't know whatever you put

1015
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 4: in it, but it looked like a cigarette. Remember those

1016
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 4: for a while would even light up at the end,

1017
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 4: and that was meant to be the hit you were

1018
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 4: chasing from the nicotine till the trendy vapor arrived. Next thing,

1019
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 4: you know, it'll be the legalization of the marijauana and

1020
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 4: the old edibles of the herb, the gunger. Oh my god,

1021
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,760
Speaker 4: what are the kids and the youth of today really

1022
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 4: do it?

1023
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 8: Boris Johnson. Look, don't get me wrong. I mean we

1024
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 8: do breakfast radio and we stuff up regularly. I can

1025
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 8: only imagine how hard it would be for a prime

1026
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 8: minister or a president when you're having speeches thrust into

1027
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 8: your face every day.

1028
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 5: Can you please read this you lose your spot.

1029
00:45:58,719 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 8: It'd be a nightmare.

1030
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 4: George Wish never got it wrong. He was really really

1031
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 4: good at it word for word.

1032
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 8: I mean, got the jaw off.

1033
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 4: There's an old saying.

1034
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 20: You know what, there's an old saying in Tennessee.

1035
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 11: I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.

1036
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,479
Speaker 22: This bow me once.

1037
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 20: Shame on on you.

1038
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 4: For me.

1039
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 14: We can't get full again.

1040
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 4: Something like that anyway, George, Okay.

1041
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 8: So Boris Johnson yesterday he was at the Northeast England

1042
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 8: Business Group, it's confederation of British Industry. There was all

1043
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 8: these people there, huge press conference and halfway through Paul

1044
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 8: Boris just lost.

1045
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 4: He lost his sheet.

1046
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 8: Know where he was now. He then went into some

1047
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 8: rambling about somewhere he went the day before. I have

1048
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 8: cut these two together. They weren't actually together, but I've

1049
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,760
Speaker 8: put it together for the grab.

1050
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 5: But this is how long he was sifting through his papers.

1051
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 29: H Uh, forgive me, forgive me.

1052
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 30: Oh, forgive me, Tony yesterday I went, as as we

1053
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 30: all must, uh.

1054
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 4: To pepper Pig World. You've been the Pepper Pig World.

1055
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 30: Who's been the pads of Men?

1056
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 4: Who has been the Pepper Big World?

1057
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 30: Not enough, but I loved it. Pepper Pig World is

1058
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 30: very much my kind of place.

1059
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 10: Uh. It has a.

1060
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 4: Very safe streets.

1061
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 30: Uh.

1062
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 5: He's coming off a three day ben.

1063
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 4: It was actually Matt Preston talking about what he cooked.

1064
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 12: Sounds like that.

1065
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 11: Why didn't it an advisor or someone come on pretend

1066
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 11: to whisper something that where's your backup?

1067
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 4: Cruis amazing to see him flick through's notes and not

1068
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 4: work out where he could have been. But yes, he

1069
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,760
Speaker 4: had been to Pepper Pig World, which is great because

1070
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 4: the previous day with send the photos of him with

1071
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 4: a beanie on with his I don't know niece or something,

1072
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 4: and they're there at Pepper Pig World and he's helping

1073
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 4: them get into the little car Pepper Pig World, and

1074
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 4: he's wandering around and he's beeny looking like a homeless bum.

1075
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 12: I think that was one of his You know he

1076
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 12: has six kids, that's right, seven to three different mothers

1077
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 12: something like that.

1078
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, do you know what that must be?

1079
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 4: The go to though.

1080
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 8: When you're really struggling, you don't know where you are,

1081
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 8: just start talking about something that you did.

1082
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 5: The day before.

1083
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 4: But he also sounded like he was talking to a

1084
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 4: group of kids at school. Has anyone been put your

1085
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 4: hand up. If you've been to pepper Pig World, it

1086
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 4: was amazing, favorite food. Put your hand up, cross legged

1087
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 4: on the mat. You're also in for a very funny

1088
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 4: Christmas Day because we've said enough of the old Bond Bonds,

1089
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 4: the old Christmas Cracker, those jokes are pathetic. We're putting

1090
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 4: together our own Christmas crackers. But Christmas crackers guys come.

1091
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 8: Up with a suggestion that we only do jokes about

1092
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:15,439
Speaker 8: bon Jovi. You knew John Bonds? No, No, I don't

1093
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 8: really No.

1094
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 4: I mean we can put a bon jov joke in

1095
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 4: a bon bon if you want. That could be one

1096
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 4: of the twelve you know something, Okay, the whole thing

1097
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 4: to John Bond?

1098
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 8: You know, what do you call a priest living in church,

1099
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 8: living on a prayer on a prayer?

1100
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 4: How good?

1101
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 18: How has John Bon bon Jovie not become a substrain

1102
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 18: of the bon bon?

1103
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 8: I mean you need to be a huge could you

1104
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 8: when you pull it player bon Jovi song, We're just

1105
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 8: going to what you say at Christmas to your family?

1106
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 8: It's my life?

1107
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 4: Oh god? I mean the idea was where it just

1108
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 4: goes whoa whoa wa, whoa whoa.

1109
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 8: He's a good idea.

1110
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 6: Do you want to call them? John?

1111
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 4: No, I don't know. We're not because we've got so

1112
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 4: many entries of jokes that have already threw and we

1113
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 4: need the twelve best jokes. What about this is from

1114
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 4: Princess She has written did you hear about the baked

1115
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 4: beans that traveled around Australia? They ended up in cans?

1116
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:22,479
Speaker 17: Not bad?

1117
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 4: What cheese do you used to hide a horse? Maska?

1118
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 4: Pone feels like they're.

1119
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 8: Sort of at the level that lives currents.

1120
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,760
Speaker 4: Why did Ken and Barbie not have any kids? Because

1121
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 4: Ken comes in another box?

1122
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 12: You made me read that years ago, remember, and we've

1123
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 12: got complaints. Thanks for that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Why where is the cow's favorite place to go?

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Speaker 8: The Newes?

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Speaker 4: What do they? What do you call an America b

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Speaker 4: a usb? I mean these are just the starter guys.

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Speaker 4: I't today one of kicking it off? Can I get

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Speaker 4: a bit more cheer and lift that Christmas spirit? You're

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Speaker 4: crazy fool thank you. How do you make a tissue dance?

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Speaker 12: Put a book in it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Like that one says lot better, Sarah, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Scotty and hobart Ville. Scotty, we need

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Speaker 4: a joke for the Christmas crackerod morning.

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Speaker 22: Guys.

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Speaker 14: Hey, how much is a roofway?

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Speaker 4: How much is a roofway?

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Speaker 1: Nothing?

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Speaker 28: It's on the house, right.

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Speaker 8: Do you want to come back and do this segment

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Speaker 8: every time we do it?

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Speaker 4: It's very simple, Scotty, I mean Tommy. That could be

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Speaker 4: considered in our top twelve.

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Speaker 6: Scotty's great.

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Speaker 18: Why Scott's bon Jovi's bed always messy?

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Speaker 4: It's a bit of roses because it does.

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Speaker 18: He doesn't think it matters if he makes it on us.

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Speaker 4: Who I'm shutting this down at one hundred miles an hour? No,

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Speaker 4: Actually in the ponds.

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Speaker 17: Hi, guys, why did the butcher scream?

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Speaker 4: Why did the butcher scream? I don't know.

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Speaker 17: She cut off the wrong sausage, suggested trim old fella.

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Speaker 4: That's awesome, hat Who told you that one? Actually, you've

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Speaker 4: been winning crowds.

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Speaker 17: I wizard old one from my dad. It was it's

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Speaker 17: all around the family.

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Speaker 24: Now every Christmas it gets a mention and we just

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Speaker 24: lose our minds.

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Speaker 4: That's good. Lucy mind's trying to work out the funny parting.

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Speaker 5: Goottat will go through. I think the groats goes through.

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Speaker 4: The groups doesn't get a looking. Don't be silly.

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Speaker 18: I had a lot more celebration than the others.

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Speaker 4: Hard to say, keep the jokes coming. Only twelve Tom

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Speaker 4: Top twelve.

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Speaker 6: So with one including one jumpon drove.

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Speaker 4: One but you're allowed one by John jov joke and.

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Speaker 8: I'll send I'll send some John Bonds to Ashley in

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Speaker 8: the ponds.

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Speaker 4: Ye that buddy?

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Speaker 12: Are you looking over here for help?

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Speaker 1: Yees?

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Speaker 17: Do?

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Speaker 4: That makes your day a bit busy?

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Speaker 8: A great way to finish the show.

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Speaker 4: All the Fits in Whipper Show is a Nova podcast.

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