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Speaker 1: It fits in with Ursula and Carson is coming back

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Speaker 1: to Australia and you can get tickets at livenation dot

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Speaker 1: com dot au. She joins us.

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Speaker 2: Hello, same, there's no pop crawling on this side, Lockdow.

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Speaker 1: So you where are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm in Auckland and West Auckland and we are still

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Speaker 2: firmly in lockdown? Where day ninety two at the minute.

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Speaker 2: So how many cases have you got over there at

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Speaker 2: the moment? I think you said it was just over

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Speaker 2: two hundred or two twenty or something, which is a lot,

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Speaker 2: I guess for here, and considering we went into full

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Speaker 2: lockdown for one case, I guess no one will see

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Speaker 2: us for a while. Are they waiting to have many

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Speaker 2: of you been vaccinated?

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Speaker 1: Is that the problem?

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Speaker 2: And they waiting for that to get up? Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: they won't let us out or we're at the ninety

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Speaker 2: percent basically, But because New Zealand's so small, we know

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Speaker 2: who hasn't been vaccinated. It's Gary and Carol.

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Speaker 1: Was always going to be Gary and Carroll, isn't it Honestly,

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Speaker 1: as long as we can get you back here to Australia.

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Speaker 1: I think there's three different countries that are fighting over

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Speaker 1: you now Australia and New Zealand, South Africa, they all

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Speaker 1: want you in our country. You've had so much success

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Speaker 1: the Netflix comedy special Overqualified Loser, congratulations on that they

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Speaker 1: had great success. But you're coming back here for its personal?

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Speaker 1: So who are you after? It's personal? Who are you

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Speaker 1: going after?

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Speaker 2: No, it's not that it's all about me and about well.

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Speaker 2: I mean I say that, but it's sort of got

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Speaker 2: triggered with all of my quarantine, all of my lockdowns,

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Speaker 2: and I saw that people hold nothing back from social media.

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Speaker 2: There is nothing private anymore. Everyone just flops out all

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Speaker 2: their personal details socials and yeah, but it's also one

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Speaker 2: of those weird things. Was like, you're not supposed to

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Speaker 2: know half the stuff that people put out there, and

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Speaker 2: as soon as you bring it up, they're like, it's personal.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it. You made fourteen

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Speaker 2: story times on TikTok about this subject. I don't think

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Speaker 2: it's not. But I mean you have to know everything.

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Speaker 2: You're not allowed to ask anything, but it's all out

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Speaker 2: there anyway. But then I thought, because I'm very private

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Speaker 2: on socials, I don't put anything out there.

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Speaker 1: You've never ever shared, never.

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Speaker 2: Like I don't put anything about my private life on

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Speaker 2: social media, not even my kids' names or photo. There's

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Speaker 2: never been anything on socials. And then I thought, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to open up a bit, but not quite as

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Speaker 2: much as a full storytime on TikTok, but I you know,

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Speaker 2: just we're also aware of personal what is personal now?

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Speaker 2: Personal space is now two meters or one point five

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Speaker 2: in Australia. Like you know, we're ober aware of personal

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Speaker 2: space and personal hygiene and personal everything, and yet everything

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Speaker 2: still gets flopped out.

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Speaker 1: But we want to keep.

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Speaker 2: People at a distance. It's a very weird scenario. It's

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Speaker 2: our y.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to upset them though as well as

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Speaker 1: you know, we did a piece of content recently on

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Speaker 1: a influencer and she said she she wanted to thank

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Speaker 1: a lot of people in her life for this huge

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Speaker 1: achievement that she just did, and we did her thank

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Speaker 1: you speech and all this kind of stuff, and found

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Speaker 1: first time. Now we spoke about that and we had

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Speaker 1: all these influences come after us. Sir. It was really

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Speaker 1: scary because we exposed this girl on the radio.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, you don't want to You don't want

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Speaker 2: to make an influencer angry, although it's like the goldfish thing.

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Speaker 2: You know, they're angry now, but two seconds later someone's

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Speaker 2: going to give them a coffee machine and they'll be

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Speaker 2: happy again.

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Speaker 1: Just check your front door. They might be a parcel there.

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Speaker 2: Oh I've got it again. No, yeah, I recoon. It's

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Speaker 2: that's self tan and misses with your long term memory.

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Speaker 1: And one of my favorite bits that you do is

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Speaker 1: on death booties, and I want you to explain to.

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Speaker 2: Fits in with her what death booties are. Now. Death

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Speaker 2: booties are thongs or flip flops or jandles or flockies

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Speaker 2: for your South African listeners, and you know, like those

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Speaker 2: things are deadly. Like I grew up on a farm

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Speaker 2: I first came to New Zealand, everyone's wearing these little

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Speaker 2: things and I thought, I'm going to get some of those.

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Speaker 2: But they don't come with instructions, you know, so you

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Speaker 2: don't know when you buy them. They don't tell you

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Speaker 2: as you walk out the shop. Hey, by the way,

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Speaker 2: you want to avoid moisture slippery, yeah, because one drop

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Speaker 2: of moisture on the outside of that shoe and you're dead.

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Speaker 2: One drop a moisture on the inside of that shoe

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Speaker 2: and you're dead. And you can't go sideways in them,

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Speaker 2: you can't go back with them. These are only forward

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Speaker 2: moving shoes. And you cannot, for the love of God,

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Speaker 2: run from your car into the mall when it's raining,

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Speaker 2: because once you hit that slippery toll in the mall,

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Speaker 2: you're to do full splex whether you're physically.

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Speaker 1: Barracuda and then and then you've blown a plug. They

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Speaker 1: are so dangerous.

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Speaker 2: They are death boodies. The luck brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Well you are coming back in March. We cannot wait

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Speaker 1: for this. Live nation dot com dot au if you

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Speaker 1: want to go see it's personal. It is so good

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Speaker 1: to see you, love and can't wait to have you

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Speaker 1: back here in Australia.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Tim, have a great week. It fits in whi