Speaker 1: Hey, fresh from the weekend.
Speaker 2: Good afternoon, swany, How are you going?
Speaker 1: You do look fresh? Was there no booze involved for you,
Speaker 1: my friend?
Speaker 2: There was, but it was on Friday night.
Speaker 1: Oh, enough time to get over it. Apart from that,
Speaker 1: good good weekend.
Speaker 2: Saw my parents getting ready to go away this Friday,
Speaker 2: so apart from that was good, Swany, How was yours?
Speaker 3: Was your dad cranky with you or throwing shade that
Speaker 3: you only come down when you're trying to save money
Speaker 3: or no?
Speaker 2: Because I walked in and we finished Mobland, which was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Right I did watch the first episode of that on
Speaker 1: the weekend?
Speaker 2: Or did you enjoy it?
Speaker 1: It's good?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, Well to mark the special occasion, I walked
Speaker 2: into the lounge room and I said, what's the most
Speaker 2: expensive bottle of red you've got? Let's open it?
Speaker 1: Oh so and he said, well obviously, my my bon
Speaker 1: vivon to son is in town. I do have a
Speaker 1: question about Mobland.
Speaker 3: Why is Pierce brosn AND's Irish accent so bad when
Speaker 3: he was in fact, when he is in fact Irish?
Speaker 2: Is he Irish?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh?
Speaker 2: I sometimes he sounds like I know Irish has that
Speaker 2: American Twain.
Speaker 1: I believe that he is Irish.
Speaker 3: I don't have to google it, but it's the worst
Speaker 3: accent I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: How amazing is Helen?
Speaker 1: I mean, she's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah what did you get up to?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sorry, I thought you met mob Bland. No, no,
Speaker 1: nothing not just cooking and cleaning and you know, just
Speaker 1: insufferable boring stuff like that.
Speaker 2: When are we going to turn this around? Never? No? When?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 3: This is me now I need to accept it, to
Speaker 3: accept it or I'm just going to spend the rest
Speaker 3: of my life fighting.
Speaker 2: Okay, acceptances. Where we're at coming up after three o'clock,
Speaker 2: we are putting more people in the running for Chrissy's
Speaker 2: b y D pickock pickup because this Friday we're giving
Speaker 2: away that cast one.
Speaker 1: I am so excited.
Speaker 2: We're also going to talk about Lord's new album, because
Speaker 2: you did call me on Friday night and so you
Speaker 2: must listen to it this weekend. But next should we
Speaker 2: say gooday? Yes?
Speaker 1: We should say gooday? Did you have a win?
Speaker 3: I've won something. I wanted my daughter to do something
Speaker 3: and she actually did it.
Speaker 1: It's a miracle.
Speaker 3: Chrissy Swan, So don't know if I dreamt it or
Speaker 3: whether it's true. Ed Sheeran has a song on that
Speaker 3: Brad Pitt film soundtrack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it is good, a new song. It might
Speaker 1: have been a dream. It might have been a dream.
Speaker 2: No, I believe he does. And it's called Drive. It's
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've had a bit of a win, so let's
Speaker 1: take it.
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Speaker 1: You can also have a big win at my house.
Speaker 1: And I sort of have because I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about music. My kids are really musical.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I disagree with that. You know
Speaker 2: a lot about music, but not instruments. Your music knowledge
Speaker 2: is amazing.
Speaker 1: But I can't play anything.
Speaker 2: You don't need to because I know you'll deny this.
Speaker 2: But you can sing. You have that skin.
Speaker 3: That's very kind of you. My kids can play and
Speaker 3: read music. Peg has only just sort of embraced it.
Speaker 3: I think she was like, no, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it. Oh, I'll see and then
Speaker 1: you know, when you're good at something, it feels good.
Speaker 1: You keep going.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: So she is hot on saxophone and piano and drums
Speaker 3: and everything, particularly saxophone at the moment.
Speaker 1: Well, I know she's really good at it.
Speaker 3: And I said to her, I've got a little playlist
Speaker 3: that I'm getting together called sax songs with all solos. Now,
Speaker 3: I don't know what's hard and what isn't in saxophone,
Speaker 3: But of course my favorite saxophone solo is from Baker
Speaker 3: Street Jerry Rafferty.
Speaker 1: I mean, what a song?
Speaker 3: Anyway, I said to her, kiddy much. She's in grade six,
Speaker 3: and I'm saying to her, hey, learn that riff.
Speaker 1: And she's like, that's really hard that stage. Mom, She's like, it's.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm no, like, maybe it's ten years, twenty years,
Speaker 3: if I can at all.
Speaker 1: Well, I was out and about insteader of the universe.
Speaker 1: I was sent a little clip of this. Yeah, baby, yep, yep.
Speaker 3: I'm plugging in my amp and my microphone and you're
Speaker 3: gonna hear out of the compound, out of the That
Speaker 3: is a win. I'm accepting it. Thirty twenty four to ten, Sayoday,
Speaker 3: Hi Christine.
Speaker 1: Hi guy, so good? What was your win over the weekend?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I've been down to the same sub.
Speaker 1: Oh year, couldn't win a meat trade. I won two
Speaker 1: on Friday night.
Speaker 2: Oh is there.
Speaker 1: Any greater feeling.
Speaker 3: I've won one meat train in my life and it
Speaker 3: was the Bribe Island RSL.
Speaker 1: My god, I was so excited. I walked out of
Speaker 1: there in the biggest smile. Yeah, it feels like you've
Speaker 1: won the lot of it?
Speaker 2: Would what pub give the paper? Shout out? Christine? That
Speaker 2: was the Marley Hotel?
Speaker 3: Brilliant And what was there anything sort of all may
Speaker 3: on the tray like you know.
Speaker 2: Was in one?
Speaker 5: Well you have to pick it.
Speaker 1: So I picked the leg a lamb and some shops. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then I got stakes and some lamp shops and
Speaker 1: it was beautiful. Two in one night. That is magic.
Speaker 2: Christine. We're going to send you two hundred dollars cash
Speaker 2: thanks to exclusive holiday getaways. Enjoy that cash.
Speaker 1: That is amazing.
Speaker 5: Thank you now on one again.
Speaker 2: I know you're a weak.
Speaker 1: Just keeps on.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Go on your mate. Hey you ciner, Hey Chrissy, talk
Speaker 1: to me about your win. My win is I finished
Speaker 1: work this week and I'm heading to your favorite destination
Speaker 1: balis with my girlfriend. Oh how good is that?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: I just can't even imagine how you feel. Have you
Speaker 3: got a villa that you can just do nothing but
Speaker 3: loll around in?
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're saying in a resort in Sevignac.
Speaker 5: I don't like the villas, Christy.
Speaker 1: I like the people watch by the That is fair.
Speaker 3: I reckon that that there's two different camps there. Yes,
Speaker 3: I agree that people watch And can you watch your
Speaker 3: favorite restaurant Christians that I need to go.
Speaker 1: Well, it depends on whereabouts his hotel. What's the what's
Speaker 1: the place called?
Speaker 5: It's Blue Z in Semonyak.
Speaker 3: I don't know blue Z, but look, you can't go
Speaker 3: past La Lucciola. It's on the beach at Semenyak. Sea
Speaker 3: Circus is great for a quick snack. Kim Sue is
Speaker 3: fantastic for cake and coffee, and Revolver is great for coffee.
Speaker 3: The breakfast set at Kim Sue is hard to beat.
Speaker 2: Writing that down, we are sending you two hundred dollars
Speaker 2: cash from Exclusive holiday Getaways to spend on your getaway.
Speaker 2: That's jack, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of sarongs brought from that lady on
Speaker 3: the beach lot many many we finished or are we
Speaker 3: going to go to kel Hey?
Speaker 1: Kel, let's finish with you. What was your win?
Speaker 5: Hey, I've actually got two wins on different scales. But
Speaker 5: I coached my daughter's under eleven netball team and we
Speaker 5: won the grand final on the weekend.
Speaker 1: That is so great. Should be so impressed with you.
Speaker 5: It's pretty exciting. Sometimes she doesn't like me coaching. I
Speaker 5: think she's pretty happy now. And then on the other scale,
Speaker 5: i'd lost a jumper. It was a very expensive jumper
Speaker 5: for about three months and I've found it on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Where was it?
Speaker 5: It had fallen in the back of the draws, you
Speaker 5: know when you have to yea out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my squeal when you saw it.
Speaker 5: Yes, I was so excited. I'd only wore it once
Speaker 5: when I actually lost all that.
Speaker 2: So good two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday
Speaker 2: getaways for you kel Now Swanny. Next, we need to
Speaker 2: talk about something that you mentioned off the calf last
Speaker 2: week that I would like to know more about your blower.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to talk about my blower.
Speaker 6: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Big ups to Baker's delight and who knows I may
Speaker 3: turn up to the Baker's Delight at the end of
Speaker 3: the universe and just meeting up a bit with my blower.
Speaker 2: Last week we were in the middle of Chrissy's BYD
Speaker 2: pickup register via the Nova player up this week we're
Speaker 2: playing at three point thirty. If you want to get
Speaker 2: in the running. And you told someone on Friday whose
Speaker 2: car is extremely dirty, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well we're asking them, why do you need a new car?
Speaker 3: And she's like, my car is so disgusting, I can't
Speaker 3: even start cleaning it.
Speaker 1: I'd rather just sell it and get a new one.
Speaker 1: And that's fair.
Speaker 2: And instead of saying or recommending a car wash or
Speaker 2: to go through like a car cleaner, Yeah, you revealed your.
Speaker 3: Hack, which is you empty out all the big bits
Speaker 3: out of your car, so like bags or whatever is
Speaker 3: in there, and then you get your blower and you
Speaker 3: open up all the doors, four doors open, and you
Speaker 3: just blow everything out. And can I tell you that
Speaker 3: car looks showroom ready within eleven seconds eleven seconds front
Speaker 3: and back, five seconds back, five seconds front. And also
Speaker 3: the best part about it is when you're vacuuming your
Speaker 3: car right, yes.
Speaker 1: And you're doing it in your garage.
Speaker 3: You know it's tight, right, so you could you've got
Speaker 3: one room from one side.
Speaker 1: But then you've got.
Speaker 3: To sort of, you know, go up and down and
Speaker 3: then unplug the vack and up.
Speaker 1: Not with the blower, you just go bang the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, now, I just this image of you doing this
Speaker 2: is so hilarious to me, and like the stuff just
Speaker 2: flying over to your neighbors over the fence.
Speaker 1: But does anybody else do it? It can't be just made.
Speaker 1: It can't be the only one.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. What do you use your
Speaker 2: blower for?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You then when we went into the ad break refield,
Speaker 2: what else you've done with your blow?
Speaker 1: Is this funny? I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I think so oh.
Speaker 1: I think it's very handy.
Speaker 2: I think it's chaos.
Speaker 3: I would use the adjective handy, okay, not the adjective funny.
Speaker 2: So what do you do sometimes?
Speaker 3: So I start at the front door, cause I've got
Speaker 3: a hallway down the front of my house in the
Speaker 3: middle of the house, and all the kids' rooms are
Speaker 3: off it, and so you know, when they don't want
Speaker 3: something out of their bedrooms, that just leap.
Speaker 1: But it's left in the hallway, which I call a
Speaker 1: communal area. So that's not it's against the rules.
Speaker 2: You're breaking I nominate you pay two points two.
Speaker 1: Points because you leave your stuff in the communal area.
Speaker 3: So instead of harping on about it, I just I
Speaker 3: go to the front door. It's obviously closed. I start
Speaker 3: at the top of the hallway and I turn on
Speaker 3: my blower and then.
Speaker 1: I dive his stuff up.
Speaker 3: If there's a pair of bundies and a sock, and
Speaker 3: even the blower is so strong actually that I've even
Speaker 3: pushed kid's laptop back into his bedroom from school.
Speaker 1: So I just go sho and then force it back
Speaker 1: into the room.
Speaker 3: And then the next stop is Leo's might be a towel,
Speaker 3: might be a bunch of tissues, suits, blow them into
Speaker 3: his room, keep going all the way down peg into
Speaker 3: her room.
Speaker 2: They look at you like you're insane or no, is
Speaker 2: this is not just thankful?
Speaker 1: Well they might be.
Speaker 3: I don't think they'd be thankful, But do you know what,
Speaker 3: don't leave his stuff in the communal.
Speaker 2: Area because Mum is going to blow it.
Speaker 1: I've asked you a hundred times.
Speaker 6: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Do you have a blower and do you use it
Speaker 3: for unusual things?
Speaker 2: This is you just going through your hallway at night.
Speaker 3: I'm new to the blow again. I never ever knew
Speaker 3: anything about tools. Well, you should see my shit now, really,
Speaker 3: and the blower is my favorite thing in it. I've
Speaker 3: got two things that I really really love. One is
Speaker 3: it's like an edger, like a whipper snipper, but better.
Speaker 3: And the blower. The blower is my favorite. I'll give
Speaker 3: you an idea of how much I love this blower.
Speaker 1: I got a backup battery because there is nothing sadder
Speaker 1: than when I'm blowing and its out of battery, and
Speaker 1: then I've got to recharge it, and then I'm I'm unsatisfied.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for it to charge.
Speaker 2: Well, you need to finish the job.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: So now I can snap that off and charge it
Speaker 3: and put my fresh blower battery and keep going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: That's dedication. I clean my car in the hallway with it.
Speaker 1: Is the thing.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Like Chrissy, do you clean
Speaker 2: weird things with your blower? Do you use your blower
Speaker 2: for odd per yes?
Speaker 1: Is it not just the leaves? Now? Kimmy, I am
Speaker 1: all is for your little tip here?
Speaker 5: Yes, so I love a child grilled steak and I outside, No,
Speaker 5: I do it in the house.
Speaker 1: God, you must be on a first name basis with
Speaker 1: the fire department.
Speaker 5: And I always yell at the kids, quick, get the blower.
Speaker 7: We don't want to smoke.
Speaker 5: Al I've actually got two blowers and they both run
Speaker 5: around with blowers.
Speaker 1: Smoke out of the house. How good are blowers? I
Speaker 1: feel like there should be some sort of government program
Speaker 1: where everybody gets a blower on the day that they're born.
Speaker 2: Yes, really you think a baby should have a blower?
Speaker 1: Jack?
Speaker 5: My kids love it.
Speaker 1: I would love to. I would love to. Can we
Speaker 1: talk brands? If we allow to? Took, Kimmy, what brand
Speaker 1: is yours?
Speaker 5: I don't even know. I've got an orange in the
Speaker 5: green one.
Speaker 7: My god, the orange one might be the same as mine,
Speaker 7: as the Hosner. Can I tell you, Kimmy, honestly, I
Speaker 7: would get a tattoo of this blower.
Speaker 3: It has changed my life. I don't break a leaf,
Speaker 3: I don't do anything like that.
Speaker 2: Day blows, kim I'm going to send you a family pastor.
Speaker 2: Smurfs in Cinema's this July school holidays.
Speaker 5: Oh, my kids would love that.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Kim, I love you.
Speaker 2: Don't take the blower to the movies, don't you dare him?
Speaker 1: Keep a charge? Keep a charge. Oh, they'd be great
Speaker 1: for popcorn.
Speaker 2: True, see they should have them too. Noisy though, then
Speaker 2: you're trying to enjoy a brad Pitt next door and
Speaker 2: you can hear people blowing.
Speaker 1: No, not at the end of the session.
Speaker 2: No, but if the other sessions are out Matt on
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four to ten, What do you use your
Speaker 2: blower for to get.
Speaker 8: The webber going?
Speaker 2: Um?
Speaker 8: So you've got to heat up the beads for so
Speaker 8: long to actually get them more cooking than smoking. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so I used.
Speaker 1: Me map gas so basically like a blowtorch to.
Speaker 4: Start it, and then I.
Speaker 8: Blower and that basically gets everything red hot and ready
Speaker 8: to go in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: Blow a chat, Blow a chat.
Speaker 2: Matt.
Speaker 3: Do you have like levels on your blower or is
Speaker 3: it just flat out? Or do you pull it back
Speaker 3: a bit so it's like a gentle a gentle.
Speaker 8: Tick on, strong as you are, strong as possible, never
Speaker 8: never back from the.
Speaker 7: Heat beads a little bit.
Speaker 5: You don't want to blow the heat beads everywhere.
Speaker 1: That is a really good tip, mat. But apart from that,
Speaker 1: how good a blowers?
Speaker 9: So awesome? I'm with the fireplace with it too.
Speaker 1: Yes everything.
Speaker 3: I said to my sister the other week ago. Are
Speaker 3: you are you up for a bit of a blow, She.
Speaker 1: Goes, Oh no, I don't really. I said, I'm going
Speaker 1: to teach you how to use it, because they are.
Speaker 1: It's a game change.
Speaker 2: We're sending you a Baker's Delight voucher. It's not lovely
Speaker 2: to call.
Speaker 1: On the line blowers all I've never been happy call off.
Speaker 5: A blow a chat Hi, Chrissy, hijack.
Speaker 1: Do you love your blower? Yes?
Speaker 5: And I like to get the link from behind the wall.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, yes, Oh my god, all of those
Speaker 7: little chromises and the dishwasher and behind the bin.
Speaker 3: Oh, Nicole, I feel like I'm going to have to
Speaker 3: have an inside blower and an outside blower.
Speaker 6: Out the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 3: See who's been dancing and dancing all night? Everyone at
Speaker 3: Jeff is his name.
Speaker 2: Jeff bezis Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos his wedding.
Speaker 6: Chrissy's click.
Speaker 2: It's so weird.
Speaker 3: You know when you see your name so many times
Speaker 3: I just never went, oh, there's two names there.
Speaker 1: His name is Jeff, Like hi Jeff, Yeah, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is Jeff Bezos. You know, one word. So they've got
Speaker 1: that the wedding has happened. Do you know how much
Speaker 1: a cost? No, I don't don't play higher and lower.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, it's between ten million and one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1: I mean already that scale is.
Speaker 2: Absurd, ridiculs. I'm gonna say thirty mil seventy.
Speaker 3: One point four million Australian dollars.
Speaker 2: Hey, he's worth two hundred billion or something.
Speaker 3: But literally every person you've ever seen in any magazine
Speaker 3: or on any celebrity website was there and when were now?
Speaker 3: Did he pay for them all to get there?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have thought they were all rich in their
Speaker 2: own right. I think they would get themselves.
Speaker 1: Know that many people he can't swanny.
Speaker 2: There was a really funny meme I saw this morning
Speaker 2: about the fact and I didn't even realize this. Ellie
Speaker 2: Gording was there? What like, how did he know? Ellie?
Speaker 2: How desperate are you to find two hundred people or
Speaker 2: friends that you just invite whoever? You think is a celebrity.
Speaker 3: I mean, he wouldn't even know Sydney Sweeney. But I
Speaker 3: tell you who does Orlando Blow doesn't any what? I
Speaker 3: think that's the That's what's happening there.
Speaker 2: Do you? I do? I do? I've started three Venice
Speaker 2: with a crush before. It's quite romantic, is it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sure they. I'm sure they went home that night
Speaker 2: to their hotel. One enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: They she's keeping her distance from him, though, it's not
Speaker 3: like their love dark.
Speaker 2: No, when you're walking through the streets of Venice, the
Speaker 2: perhaps because it's so tight, the paps are right there,
Speaker 2: like if you've seen all the footage.
Speaker 1: Of course, I hadn't thought of that.
Speaker 2: They know what they've got. Heydo does not skip leg day?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, he does not, No, he does not. Absolutely's got
Speaker 3: magnificent knees.
Speaker 2: He does.
Speaker 3: I oh god, I just want to I just want
Speaker 3: to spend four days going through every single usher.
Speaker 1: Was there, he was, Sydney Sweeney was there.
Speaker 3: All the Kardashians were there, and they stole the show.
Speaker 1: Kim's on it.
Speaker 3: The shot of the wedding is not of the bride
Speaker 3: and groom. It is of Kim Kardashian with the peace
Speaker 3: sign in the air. How very nineties of you pursing
Speaker 3: her lips, thinking that her sister Chloe is taking a photo.
Speaker 3: If you zoom in, Chloe's actually taking your selfie. The
Speaker 3: image on Chloe's mobile is of Chloe.
Speaker 1: It is so gorgeous.
Speaker 2: And speaking of them on gondolas, yes, can we talk
Speaker 2: about what happened with Chris and Corey?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Chris and Corey were there and there was
Speaker 1: an exchange, and.
Speaker 3: Of course, because this is, you know, a very important event,
Speaker 3: there were lip b readers on hand to work out
Speaker 3: what was happening. Anyway, she wasn't happy about getting a
Speaker 3: gondola with other people.
Speaker 1: I mean hard relate.
Speaker 2: I mean I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like it when you're going to an event
Speaker 1: and you get in the car and there's someone else
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: I get what you're saying, and usually I agree with you,
Speaker 2: but swany, I know not this son's I'm so privileged.
Speaker 2: Once I got to go to a wedding in Venice
Speaker 2: and getting on the water taxi with everyone's half the
Speaker 2: fun because it's runkod of water taxi. Chris should have
Speaker 2: got on the water taxi with everyone else.
Speaker 3: Tell that Chris Jennet because lip reading. She said quite clearly,
Speaker 3: I do not. Oh, she goes, I told you, for
Speaker 3: God's sake, I want to travel alone to what are
Speaker 3: you doing? And then I think it was all worked
Speaker 3: out and she said tell them.
Speaker 1: I said thanks.
Speaker 2: I mean she treats Corey like PA. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether that's healthy.
Speaker 2: No, But also I think Corey should just be glad
Speaker 2: he hasn't gone down with Diddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that is no.
Speaker 3: Miley has sat down spoken about her mom to her mum,
Speaker 3: and there are some issues there that require some therapy.
Speaker 1: If you have kids, would you want them to be
Speaker 1: in the industry. I don't know if it's always about
Speaker 1: what you want and that's good parenting, that's true. I
Speaker 1: like that I wouldn't project what I want on to them. Mom.
Speaker 1: We all know that I'm living her dream.
Speaker 3: Apparently that is true that Tish really wanted to be
Speaker 3: a singer, and then when she had Miley, she's like,
Speaker 3: you're Miami Hope.
Speaker 1: It's a very dangerous thing.
Speaker 2: It is, and she's lucky that Miley's worked out how
Speaker 2: she he has, because it could have gone down a
Speaker 2: really ugly road.
Speaker 3: I mean, you've got to realize that your children are
Speaker 3: from you, but they are not you.
Speaker 2: But it's all good now because Tish has a podcast.
Speaker 2: That's what the world needs.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 6: Yes, it is a Christmas one show.
Speaker 3: We've never really talked too much about Survivor, have.
Speaker 2: We, Jack, No, I've never watched it.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not for me.
Speaker 1: Oh you would love it really? Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we've It is unbelievable, is it?
Speaker 2: Just like?
Speaker 1: No, But you have to watch it from the beginning.
Speaker 1: You would love it. All about mind games and it's
Speaker 1: very very good.
Speaker 2: But sad news, it's all about mind.
Speaker 1: You would love that. You would love it, would love
Speaker 1: it because feel good at that. I've seen you at work.
Speaker 1: Jonathan Lapalia sadly.
Speaker 3: Is not going to host it anymore. What a sucker punch.
Speaker 3: He's posted to his Instagram page a little footage of
Speaker 3: a little piece of footage of him being knocked out
Speaker 3: by a giant fist and saying that he received a
Speaker 3: call from the network thanking him for all his hard
Speaker 3: work and dedication.
Speaker 1: But for the next season, they're going in a different direction.
Speaker 1: What direction are you going in? Without Jonathan Laparali?
Speaker 2: Sarah Harris Walid, Really, Georgie Tony, I feel like maybe
Speaker 2: it's someone that they free yet someone that's still you know,
Speaker 2: networked sorry, has a deal with the network that they
Speaker 2: need to honor.
Speaker 3: It's true times are tough and freerwere television and Survivor
Speaker 3: is an incredibly expensive show.
Speaker 1: And they do it so well. Yeah, it's extraordinary. That
Speaker 1: is sad.
Speaker 3: He goes on to say, ps, whoever said a blind
Speaker 3: side is the most humane way to put someone down
Speaker 3: as an idiot?
Speaker 1: It hurts like a bitch.
Speaker 2: That's sad news.
Speaker 1: For Jonathan, he's really sad about it because he's a
Speaker 1: big fan of the franchise, always has been. It's been
Speaker 1: going for a million years. Interested to see who's who's
Speaker 1: stepping in?
Speaker 2: Hey, Swanni, speaking of stepping in, someone listening to this
Speaker 2: show is going to be stepping into a brand new
Speaker 2: car this Friday, only.
Speaker 3: If we get out of it, because we're going to
Speaker 3: be in your driveway dropping the car to you.
Speaker 2: Yes, all you've got to do is jump on the
Speaker 2: Nova Player app, find Chrissy's byd pickup and tell us
Speaker 2: in twenty five words or less why you need a
Speaker 2: brand new car. We're just going to be talking about
Speaker 2: Lord's new album Virgin.
Speaker 1: Before four ten out of ten.
Speaker 2: But next Chrissy's Quizy The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: I've got a bum bag in my hand and I'm
Speaker 3: not afraid to give it away.
Speaker 6: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know about you, but somewhere it's
Speaker 1: three fourteen.
Speaker 2: And crack goes the DC.
Speaker 1: It is Di Coke time. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Mel? Hey, you know I.
Speaker 1: Can get a full can of Diet Coke in back.
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 6: I loved Yeah, man.
Speaker 1: You're gonna love this bumback. Hello, Rachel, Hey, guys, what's on?
Speaker 1: Tell me what's going on?
Speaker 5: I just bought a new secondhand car.
Speaker 1: Oh my what just now?
Speaker 5: Literally just picked it up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, Mel, And what is it, Rach? And
Speaker 3: how long have you been desperate?
Speaker 5: It's a Santa Fe and I've been desperate for three
Speaker 5: years since having kids and having no boots based in
Speaker 5: my previous car.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, you can get the stroller in there and
Speaker 3: no time. Every surface is going to be squashed with
Speaker 3: rice crackers.
Speaker 1: Enjoy that.
Speaker 8: Nothing compare.
Speaker 6: But I'm currently sitting in my nineteen ninety four, Holden Commodore.
Speaker 2: Well, mel I think after this quiz you need to
Speaker 2: jump on the novaplayer up and register for Chrissy's b
Speaker 2: WAYDP pickup. I heard all about it.
Speaker 1: You must do that, all right, ladies. Your names are
Speaker 1: your buzzers. It's the best of five. I mean, first
Speaker 1: person to get three correct gets the bum bag. Don't
Speaker 1: forget to enter this competition.
Speaker 3: Question number one, can you name the English music festival
Speaker 3: that took place at the weekend?
Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about it. It starts with G.
Speaker 8: Yeah, names are your buzzers.
Speaker 1: There was really someone there for everybody.
Speaker 2: It was fantastic. It's one festival that I'd love to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would too, because I'll be like losing my
Speaker 3: mind over Rod Stewart and Robert Smith from The Cure
Speaker 3: and actually and all the new ones as well.
Speaker 2: You come and fish pumped it Charlie XX with me
Speaker 2: and then we can cry together watching Lewis Capaldi re
Speaker 2: enter public.
Speaker 1: Beautiful, wasn't it. Question number two?
Speaker 3: In the corporate world, what does the acronym OO stand for?
Speaker 3: You sometimes get it if you send someone an email
Speaker 3: and they won't be able to reply, but because they
Speaker 3: are yes.
Speaker 2: Well, out of mine going on Friday, Baby.
Speaker 3: Good on you, Darling. Two years ago this hit was released.
Speaker 3: I need the title and artist.
Speaker 7: Please me, Trim, Yes, Rachel correct, apparently about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Interesting question number four.
Speaker 3: Which band has smashed tic TeX's concert sales record? It
Speaker 3: was announced very recently that they were touring, and I
Speaker 3: think that they were trying to make it very fair.
Speaker 3: I think it one hundred and thirty bucks a ticket.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Could be asking double that triple. They really could.
Speaker 3: Legends Ossie legends, any ideas, Rachel, No, it is a CDC.
Speaker 3: Question number five, what is the logo for the sporting
Speaker 3: brand Nike or Yes, Rachel, just do it the logo now,
Speaker 3: not the slogan.
Speaker 1: Yesmel, it is a tick.
Speaker 2: Rachel just got in an un said tick.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, keep that there. You go.
Speaker 2: Two points to Rachel. One to Mal. Question number six, A.
Speaker 1: Bow rider is a type of what? Yes, Mel, Florida. Nope,
Speaker 1: it's a type of boat.
Speaker 3: What state is Dorothy from in the Wizard of Oz?
Speaker 3: In fact, where does where is the farm that she's
Speaker 3: We're not in somewhere anymore?
Speaker 1: Toto, Oh my goodness, I haven't.
Speaker 2: Even seen the Wizard.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, you don't have to have seen it
Speaker 3: to know the phrase Renard in Kansas anymore.
Speaker 2: Ala, next question, it's currently two points to Rachel, one
Speaker 2: point to Mal.
Speaker 3: Question number eight, can you name the host of Channel
Speaker 3: nine The Block?
Speaker 1: Yes, Rachel, it is Scottie Care I mean I would
Speaker 1: like to know Chillie Kraft doing there?
Speaker 2: She does, she's there.
Speaker 1: He ever talks never, nobody ever talks about her.
Speaker 2: I know, but she plays, she plays a role on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: But she's been working a guts out on that show
Speaker 3: just as much as Scottie Cam And no one ever.
Speaker 5: Says working her guts out really.
Speaker 3: Just as much as Scotty Care like, she's there just
Speaker 3: as much.
Speaker 2: I agree with you, I agree he gives her any credit.
Speaker 2: Let's blame Scottie the dog. Hey, whoever just won that?
Speaker 2: Because I've forgotten it was Rachel. You have won yourself
Speaker 2: a five hundred dollars voucher from winning appliances in your
Speaker 2: financial year office to create your dream home. Now I'm
Speaker 2: going to send you one as well, because I feel
Speaker 2: bad for you in that car.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, absolutely, Rachel.
Speaker 3: Can't have the bum bag and the voucher and a
Speaker 3: new car and milk.
Speaker 1: It's nothing.
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars vouch from winning appliances on its way
Speaker 2: to you as well, Mel And make sure you register
Speaker 2: for Chrissy's BYD pickup if.
Speaker 1: You need any help. If you need any help on
Speaker 1: the website, I'm Your Friend by The.
Speaker 6: Chrisy Swan Show. The chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Huge weekend for new music.
Speaker 3: A couple of really big acts that we love and
Speaker 3: Nova loves release some new bits and bobs. Of course,
Speaker 3: I speak of the great Lewis Capaldi, who's been having
Speaker 3: a mental health hiatus for a couple of years. He's
Speaker 3: hit the ground running with his single Survive. We're already
Speaker 3: playing it, of course, and he absolutely brought the house
Speaker 3: down at Glastonbury when he stepped out and finished what
Speaker 3: he was unable to finish last time he was there
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty three, which was his song you know
Speaker 3: that Once Someone You loved, Yeah, couldn't finish it because
Speaker 3: of his turets, and the audience finished for him, and
Speaker 3: he just really wanted to get out there and do it,
Speaker 3: and he did the second.
Speaker 1: Big music news Lord.
Speaker 3: The Lord album sounds like I'm just going Oh, good lord,
Speaker 3: I've been waiting for.
Speaker 1: This for so long and oh my god, Nicole Kidman's
Speaker 1: ruined this up, ruined this song for me.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'd forgotten about nick Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I loved it, but it is a great song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no doubt.
Speaker 3: The minute it was available, I started listening and I
Speaker 3: called you.
Speaker 2: He called me on Friday night, and it's very rare
Speaker 2: this happens with new music from you, And you said, Jack,
Speaker 2: it is eleven songs. You must listen to it from
Speaker 2: start to finish.
Speaker 3: Yes, And you said, fine, I'm driving down to my parents.
Speaker 3: I'll do it then. And I wanted a review from you.
Speaker 1: A general review from you.
Speaker 2: Is loved it. But it took me two listens to love.
Speaker 1: It, did it?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 1: I just loved it straight away.
Speaker 3: The first song I believe is Hammer, Yes, and straight
Speaker 3: away I felt like I knew it and it was
Speaker 3: just sinking into my brain and skin. I just loved it.
Speaker 3: And then the more I listened, I've got my top three.
Speaker 2: Okay, give me your top three.
Speaker 3: My my absolute favorite off the album is if She
Speaker 3: Could See Me Now.
Speaker 1: Reminds me of Kate Bush.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it does have that on the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Oh, God, if she could See Me Now, it's so.
Speaker 2: Good Now Swanny, that's track ten. Like Billie Eilish did
Speaker 2: with Hit Me Hard and Soft, she had ten songs.
Speaker 2: I feel like she could have almost finished with that.
Speaker 2: I agree, If She Could See Me Now would be
Speaker 2: a great album closer Okay, agreed. Second favorite, Man of
Speaker 2: the year.
Speaker 3: I mean it's Lord obviously, and I've just missed the
Speaker 3: richness and dirtiness of her lyrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like she says things that nobody says.
Speaker 2: It's real greedy. Yeah, yeah, she's and your third favorite.
Speaker 3: Broken Glass is my is my third favorite, but it
Speaker 3: could be any of them.
Speaker 1: And I loved Favorite Daughter as well. I mean it's hard.
Speaker 2: I just it's hard for me.
Speaker 1: This is the album of the year.
Speaker 2: Okay, So weirdly, I love Breaking Glass as well. My
Speaker 2: three favorites went in order of the track list. So Hammer,
Speaker 2: the first song on the album is by far my favorite.
Speaker 2: It's so good, so good.
Speaker 1: And that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: You turn this album on and you don't know anything,
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, I know this song
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 2: Feels right, it gets into your vein and I just
Speaker 2: love how this feels like something's ascending like it really is.
Speaker 2: She's nailed the track list and it's the perfect way
Speaker 2: to kick off the.
Speaker 1: Album on Could this be a new takeoff song for
Speaker 1: you go on your holiday?
Speaker 2: What was that? Is my second favorite, but then my
Speaker 2: third we've all heard this. My third favorite is shape Shifter.
Speaker 2: She performed this at Glassonbury and Saturn Epic.
Speaker 3: But see how you're singing along to it. It's only
Speaker 3: been released for a couple of days and.
Speaker 2: I'm already know it's weird and really quickly. I just
Speaker 2: have a fun tidbit that I heard on the weekend
Speaker 2: that I thought you would love. Yeah, the Virgin album
Speaker 2: artwork is a X ray of Lord's pelvis and you
Speaker 2: can see her belt. You can see her yes, you
Speaker 2: can see her iud on the bottom right like she
Speaker 2: wanted it to be really really, she said pure. She
Speaker 2: keeps using the word pure, and she wanted it to
Speaker 2: be her. She had to go to a different country,
Speaker 2: which she will not say where, because most countries do
Speaker 2: not allow you to do an X rays for fun,
Speaker 2: like they're really strict on it. They don't want people
Speaker 2: x ray and for no reason. So she found a
Speaker 2: country that would let her and then I saw this
Speaker 2: guy dissecting this image, this X ray of her on TikTok.
Speaker 2: He's a radiologist. Yeah, and he noticed something on the
Speaker 2: left of her pelvis, see that cloudy bit. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: this is what he said.
Speaker 9: Hi, everyone, I'm a board sort of find radiologist. And
Speaker 9: there's something that I noticed on Lord's Virgin album cover
Speaker 9: that no one else has. So this cloudiness here is
Speaker 9: actually feces and I was perfectly normal to show up
Speaker 9: on a medical X ray. We usually only see this
Speaker 9: level of cloudiness, and patients were very blocked up, perhaps.
Speaker 2: Sever your constitution.
Speaker 9: So well, it's not necessarily a medical emergency. I can
Speaker 9: only imagine how uncomfortable it feels. I wish we're an
Speaker 9: amazing album release day, but I really hope that you
Speaker 9: get some more fiber entering.
Speaker 6: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: I mean imagine this.
Speaker 3: You're in your house, maybe washing some dishes, and you
Speaker 3: hear too in the driveway and you say.
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 7: Turns out it's me and Jack in the car with
Speaker 7: you in the driver, with your brand new car.
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Speaker 3: Boo too, Jackie, You've been on to the Nova Player
Speaker 3: app and you've told us in twenty five words or
Speaker 3: less why you need a new car?
Speaker 1: Would you say?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: I said, I have three kids and they treat my
Speaker 5: car like a rubbish spin so it'd be really nice
Speaker 5: to start afresh.
Speaker 3: It's extraordinary, isn't it how they have a little snack
Speaker 3: and then just on the floor.
Speaker 5: Yep, And it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's everywhere. You should be using a blower in yours, Jackie.
Speaker 4: I would love a blower.
Speaker 3: Well, look, the good news is, Jacks, you are officially
Speaker 3: in the running for this car and we could be
Speaker 3: coming to you this.
Speaker 1: Week and throwing the keys in your general direction. That
Speaker 1: would be absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2: Tell us whereabouts you live, Jackie. Just so fun because
Speaker 2: we actually, Swannie don't know where we're going to be.
Speaker 1: Driving to on Friday, no idea.
Speaker 2: We will not find out until Thursday night. I believe
Speaker 2: Tom tells us where we could be flying to or
Speaker 2: whether we're staying in Melbourne. We don't know. My bag
Speaker 2: is pat Where are you, Jackie? Where are you based?
Speaker 5: I'm in home Bush West in Sydney.
Speaker 1: In Sydney, all right, good, good to know, Good to know.
Speaker 3: We could be going anywhere. I mean we go all
Speaker 3: over the country. In terms of broadcasting, we could be going.
Speaker 2: Anywhere registered by the Nova player up. If you'd like
Speaker 2: to get in the running, there are three more spots
Speaker 2: to get in and then we are jumping in that
Speaker 2: car Friday.
Speaker 6: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's go clicking.
Speaker 6: Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 3: But they're very annoying to be an artist like Charlie
Speaker 3: XCX and then have to read comments by people that
Speaker 3: don't get what you're doing. So she uses auto tune
Speaker 3: a lot. Yes, it's part of her vibe. She may
Speaker 3: or may not need it. That's irrelevant. Body of a voice,
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And she otainly has said in interviews recently that she
Speaker 2: actually doesn't know what she would sound like without it
Speaker 2: now because she's just so used to it. But that's
Speaker 2: what as fans we love.
Speaker 1: That's the sound of her.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not Whitney Houston. It's not about runs and range.
Speaker 1: She's about the sound.
Speaker 2: About that like tangy reverb, yeah, club vibe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So she's appeared at Glastonbury sounding like herself and people,
Speaker 3: young young people have said things like this glastonburyset by
Speaker 3: Charlie execuse one of the worst things I've ever seen
Speaker 3: in my life, barely singing auto tune in rare moments
Speaker 3: she does sing a bit and horrendous dancing.
Speaker 1: So that's the point.
Speaker 2: That's exactly the point.
Speaker 1: That's the act. Jamie says, Charlie's mot as be an
Speaker 1: ai bot. No, that's her, that's what she gives us.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on now, I have an understanding. And also,
Speaker 2: don't listen to her music or don't go to her
Speaker 2: Glaston Brie set if you don't like that vibe. I
Speaker 2: appreciate the auto tune things, probably not for everyone. That
Speaker 2: Brat album if you didn't like it would be a hard.
Speaker 3: Listen absolutely, and I couldn't listen to it. I couldn't
Speaker 3: listen to it.
Speaker 1: But I understand that's the that's what she's giving. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's an artist.
Speaker 3: She has said this commentary is boring. Having said that,
Speaker 3: I do find it fascinating, she said, the fan reaction
Speaker 3: to my deliberate use of auto tune. She knows what
Speaker 3: she's doing. It's not trying to hide anything. Guys, come
Speaker 3: on now, come on now. She calls it boomer vibe, and.
Speaker 1: She's right, it is bom vibe.
Speaker 3: They you know how they always crossed to somebody doing
Speaker 3: the Apple dance. It was Gracie Abrams at Glastonbrie.
Speaker 2: She's really nailing these crosses because they're always sort of
Speaker 2: big stars that it'd have to.
Speaker 1: Be set up ahead of time, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: I would think so. Yeah, I think she'd sus out
Speaker 2: who is going to be at the shows or her
Speaker 2: manic water and then getting contact.
Speaker 3: She was on someone's shoulders doing it. Yeah, Gracie Abrams, it.
Speaker 2: Looks like No, I don't think she was. No, she did.
Speaker 3: She always and I always think you're a brave woman
Speaker 3: because I hope you've had a shower.
Speaker 2: Well it was her boyfriend Paul Mascott.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, but like you'd have to be very
Speaker 3: confident about the cleanliness.
Speaker 2: I reckon those two in the state therein I reckon
Speaker 2: they're on another planet. Not too stressed about the scent.
Speaker 1: Really it wouldn't matter.
Speaker 3: But imagine if you'd been to the portoloo and then
Speaker 3: had run out of toilet paper and then your bits
Speaker 3: were that close.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You're right on someone's neck. Yep, Harry's Styles was there.
Speaker 3: I miss him so much.
Speaker 2: I'm still listening to this album like once a month.
Speaker 3: Oh look what I miss him so much that today
Speaker 3: I've got I've had.
Speaker 1: Two jumpers on because I'm cold. I'm old and cold.
Speaker 1: I'm still wearing my merch, my constant merch.
Speaker 2: Yes, you are given how cool Harry is his merch.
Speaker 2: I would have liked to have been better.
Speaker 1: No, that is good. Have you seen how bad merch is?
Speaker 1: That's great for merch.
Speaker 2: Good for merch. It's a little bit like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Merch is so bad generally that's good for merch. Anyway,
Speaker 1: there is this unbelievably sexphon Harry Styles, just gently kissing
Speaker 1: a woman on a dance gently.
Speaker 2: I don't reckon. It's too gentle. He's full of snogging.
Speaker 1: I think that's quite gentle. Look, it's gentle.
Speaker 2: Hey is he still so? It's two am. He's in
Speaker 2: the Glastonbury VIP area. What has he got earbuds in?
Speaker 1: Yes? He does?
Speaker 2: Is that do we think to cancel out noise? Or
Speaker 2: is he protecting his ear drums? No?
Speaker 1: Yes, he'll be protecting his ear drums. Foresure, who is
Speaker 1: that girl?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'd love to know, my God.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Now that we've seen that her
Speaker 1: life is ruined, what people are going to be.
Speaker 3: Trying to find out who she is, where she is,
Speaker 3: She'll be followed to the fish and chip shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ickon, She'll secretly love it.
Speaker 3: So I hope she enjoyed that little snog rooney on
Speaker 3: the dance floor.
Speaker 2: I would love to interview Harry Styles one day and
Speaker 2: ask him about I'm going to say his braveness when
Speaker 2: it comes to public appearances. We see him. We've seen
Speaker 2: in the last few months he's always strolling around London
Speaker 2: or he's riding his line bike around London.
Speaker 1: He hasn't miss leg day either.
Speaker 3: It looks like a bloom I mean the difference none.
Speaker 2: He then walks through Glastonbury doesn't seem too bothered like
Speaker 2: it's I would think he'd be nervous that he's going
Speaker 2: to get swarmed, but.
Speaker 1: He looks very chill about it. I agree.
Speaker 3: Imagine the amounts of times that he's gotten ready, got
Speaker 3: to the hook at the door, got his coat and
Speaker 3: then gone. Actually, I can't be bothered, I can I'm
Speaker 3: staying at her. Yeah, I'm sure I'll call Obert to
Speaker 3: get a pizza.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure it happens a lot. Don't check this out.
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