Speaker 1: I'll get a team. It's you, project, it's Patrick, it's Tiffany,
Speaker 1: it's Craig. I hope you bloody terrific. It's a Saturday
Speaker 1: morning in Melbourne and already this morning I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1: I haven't even seen anyone, but I'm in trouble. TIF
Speaker 1: would you like to tell everyone why I'm in trouble?
Speaker 2: What I did?
Speaker 3: Because I logged in eight thirty ready to go, waiting
Speaker 3: for the host to start the meeting, eight thirty one
Speaker 3: miles around Craig Anthony Harper. I thought, that little mongrel,
Speaker 3: he's changed the time on me again and he has
Speaker 3: an updated the schedule. But no, he was having a coffee,
Speaker 3: just having a coffee, living his life.
Speaker 1: I was just living my best life down there at
Speaker 1: the Hampton's, thinking I'm going to be chatting to Patty
Speaker 1: in about twenty nine minutes. And at eight thirty one
Speaker 1: I did get a message from the Coin of the
Speaker 1: World analogous to where the fuck are you? And and
Speaker 1: then I went, you know when you have that sinking feeling.
Speaker 1: But what was good was you thought.
Speaker 2: I'd changed or Patrick had changed and I hadn't contacted you,
Speaker 2: which was not the case the case for, we're still
Speaker 2: doing it just fifteen minutes later.
Speaker 1: So Patrick, good morning, and thank you for accommodating me,
Speaker 1: and apologies for my tardiness.
Speaker 4: Well look, I can't really get too angry because I
Speaker 4: was the one who originally changed the time because I
Speaker 4: had a little fun job yesterday to go and fly
Speaker 4: my drone at a bat sunrise, So that was my
Speaker 4: little gig that I went to. So I kind of yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to get it too too by the
Speaker 4: fact that you were having coffee while Tif and I
Speaker 4: were having a chin wag.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Tif, I have not Let's start with you.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen very much of you this week, and
Speaker 1: I usually see you at the gym or at the
Speaker 1: cafe or somewhere with your handbag that will call Scott
Speaker 1: for the moment just in tow the man bag will
Speaker 1: call him.
Speaker 2: We love him. Good I Scotty. What have you been
Speaker 2: doing this week? Why have you been scarce? What is
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: Are you just planning in the wedding and you just
Speaker 1: want to I don't know. Have you been busy seeing
Speaker 1: caterers and fucking diamond sellers and it's been going on?
Speaker 3: I can't remember where I've been, but I haven't been
Speaker 3: able to make the gym as much. But I would
Speaker 3: love to inform you that yesterday I did do myself
Speaker 3: a one hundred and seventeen and a half killogram did lift?
Speaker 2: Wow? Wow?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 2: One hundred and seventeen. Let's see that's that's.
Speaker 1: Probably in the ballpark of two fifty. I'd have to
Speaker 1: check it, but you can check it. Well done. How
Speaker 1: was it was it? Did you newly shoot your kidney
Speaker 1: out of your ass in the attempt? Or was it
Speaker 1: somewhat comfortable or somewhat comfortable? I'm chasing the one twenty halfs.
Speaker 1: We've done it once before, a couple years ago. But
Speaker 1: remember I started.
Speaker 3: I took it off the rack and started from the top,
Speaker 3: which is really a bit cheaty to a bit easier.
Speaker 5: So taking it straight from the ground, I'm excited. I could.
Speaker 3: I think it's safe. We probably call it a PB
Speaker 3: as it stands.
Speaker 2: One seventeen and a half. That is very good. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Now, just to give this context, and I know you
Speaker 1: don't mind, so don't send me an email your body
Speaker 1: weight because it's like if you weigh one hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty kilos one hundred and seventye and a half. Still good,
Speaker 1: but it's like not as impressive as if you're in
Speaker 1: your sixties. So what is your current body weight, give
Speaker 1: or take?
Speaker 5: I think about what sixty one sixty two kilos?
Speaker 1: That is very think about that, Patrick, that's almost double
Speaker 1: body weight. That is impressive, isn't it. Well let me
Speaker 1: put this to you. On a Monday morning, I do
Speaker 1: a roll down.
Speaker 4: Where I grab weights just to work my lower back
Speaker 4: and I use twenty killers.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's okay, that's all right. You're very strong, Patrick,
Speaker 2: that's right, that's right, and we love you just how
Speaker 2: you are in my lower back.
Speaker 4: I just build you know, the little muscles and the
Speaker 4: lower back. You know, you do what.
Speaker 5: Dude as well? You could probably do a one seventeen kilo?
Speaker 5: Did live likely?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, I was going to say, Tip's probably got a
Speaker 1: bit more testosterone than you, So don't feel bad.
Speaker 2: And so what's the schedule, Tip, When are you going
Speaker 2: to do? So sixty one kilos? So when you do
Speaker 2: one twenty two, you'll be doubling your body weight, which
Speaker 2: for anyone, anyone that's like even to deadlift your body
Speaker 2: weight is a pretty nice achievement. Male or female. It's
Speaker 2: not mind blowing, but it's still really good.
Speaker 1: Like a sixty kilo deadlift picking something up off the
Speaker 1: floor that weighs sixty kilograms, it's no joke, and you're
Speaker 1: almost doubling that. So when are we going to what's
Speaker 1: the timeline on the one twenty on?
Speaker 3: No, but I think I need to be a bit
Speaker 3: more structured. You know, I'm not super structured at my
Speaker 3: training in terms of chasing strength gains like that. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm a little bit variable. It's like I'll do a
Speaker 3: little bit of this, a little bit of that. So
Speaker 3: I haven't deadlifted heavy all that frequently lately, which is
Speaker 3: why I run seventeen.
Speaker 2: And a half.
Speaker 5: Was maybe really excited. So maybe you can give me
Speaker 5: a timeline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will.
Speaker 1: But when you said I'm not super structured at and
Speaker 1: then you paused, I was going to say life, but
Speaker 1: then you went.
Speaker 2: Ahead with you're not structured. Your whole life is fucking freestyle. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this time last year you hated men, and now you've
Speaker 2: got an impending wedding. I mean, make up your mind,
Speaker 2: make up your mind.
Speaker 3: I speak by the way you look at that banda
Speaker 3: in the background, loven't here, little country cottage.
Speaker 4: It's cute, isn't it. I'm waiting for my invit I'll
Speaker 4: tell you though, I don't can't imagine doing any exercise
Speaker 4: that had has the word dead in it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but you do pull off dead pan quite well. Yes, thanks, Yes,
Speaker 2: you know if there was a time there, which is
Speaker 2: absolutely fine. But I thought you might have liked girls.
Speaker 3: Look, if I'm honest, I was saying to think, well,
Speaker 3: perhaps perhaps I do. Yeah, maybe I've got myself wrong.
Speaker 3: This old time community, the community sitting on the sidelines,
Speaker 3: cheering me on, waiting, come on, just come over here
Speaker 3: with us.
Speaker 4: We're going to move in together and have our platonic
Speaker 4: kind of relationship and.
Speaker 3: Just get that wedding guy we were that was pretty close.
Speaker 4: I know who got? Really?
Speaker 2: What on earth? What? No? I don't want to ask.
Speaker 2: I do not want to ask. I try to think
Speaker 2: about the practicalities of that particular relationship. But that's all right.
Speaker 4: Battery is just a good supply of Patrick.
Speaker 2: Oh, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to ask you how your week
Speaker 1: is but has been, but I will How is your week?
Speaker 2: Mean? Patrick?
Speaker 1: What's other than flying drones and pretending that's a job,
Speaker 1: which it's definitely not a job.
Speaker 2: Well not for you, but well done.
Speaker 1: I feel like someone saying would you mind getting some
Speaker 1: drone footage to you is like saying the tip, would
Speaker 1: you mind eating some.
Speaker 2: Chocolate for me?
Speaker 4: It's a bit like that. Yeah, you're right. I had
Speaker 4: a couple of interesting things happened. I for the first
Speaker 4: time was interviewed for a podcast, which was really weird
Speaker 4: because we've played podcasting for years. I've been on radio,
Speaker 4: but to have somebody interview me and that podcast comes
Speaker 4: in on Monday and I kind of listening to it
Speaker 4: back was really weird because I kept wanting to have
Speaker 4: a conversation with the other person, ask some questions about elves.
Speaker 4: But it was kind of surreal. It was an hour
Speaker 4: and twenty minutes as well. I just come out. It
Speaker 4: was fun. It was really interesting. Someone recommended me. It's
Speaker 4: called When I Was Young and it talks about your backstory,
Speaker 4: you know, what was it like growing up? Really insightful questions.
Speaker 4: I think what helps is the woman that I met,
Speaker 4: Nina FROMHOLDT. She's so nice. She interviewed Christine Nixon, remember
Speaker 4: the cop the police, So she's got some pretty decent people.
Speaker 4: She's spoken to him, thinking why the hell did she
Speaker 4: want to talk to me? But yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: It was very surreal being on a podcast where you
Speaker 4: are the subjects.
Speaker 1: Well go you it's called When I was young. Yeah, Patrick,
Speaker 1: it's out Monday. Congratulations. Well you do have and I
Speaker 1: think most people have an interesting backstory if you can say, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you stop skimming and you kind of do a
Speaker 1: little bit of a deep dive as deep as people
Speaker 1: are comfortable to go. But TIFF's showing off over there,
Speaker 1: which is no good from a visual point of view.
Speaker 1: But Tiff, but tell us who you've got jumping on?
Speaker 1: Is that Scott?
Speaker 2: Or is that? Who is that?
Speaker 5: This is Chevy?
Speaker 3: He's got Staffy who should And I dapped out for
Speaker 3: ten minutes for coffee, ate my good shoes, so Chevy.
Speaker 2: Is well, then why on earth are you patting him?
Speaker 5: Because look at his face?
Speaker 1: It's like Patrick, when I see him, I want to
Speaker 1: be mad at him, but I just squeezed his little
Speaker 1: fat face, his cheeks, he's beautiful face.
Speaker 2: How's that? Patrick? Let's dive into the show.
Speaker 1: So the way this works, everybody is Patrick sends me
Speaker 1: some dot points that we're going to chat about and
Speaker 1: around that. If you've never heard this, by the way,
Speaker 1: of course you have. Otherwise where have you been You've
Speaker 1: been missing out? We freestyle tip runs the show, Patrick
Speaker 1: and I try and hang on desperately.
Speaker 2: So point one is I'm funnier than Harps.
Speaker 1: Now, let me tell you, somebody probably listen to the
Speaker 1: podcast and told you you're funny, which is I'm fine
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: By the way. Yeah, who gave you that feedback?
Speaker 4: Brad and his dog Bella in gipps Land. So I
Speaker 4: don't know if it was Brad or Bella who actually
Speaker 4: suggested that I was funnier than you, but I thought
Speaker 4: it was nice. That's your old stumping ground out that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I know of Brad.
Speaker 1: I think Brad follows me and leaves quite a few comments.
Speaker 2: He seems like a good man. I know that we've
Speaker 2: ever met. But well, there's no doubt you're funnier than me.
Speaker 2: You're looking Nah, you're funny to mean, No, I'm just
Speaker 2: the glue that tries to hold you to weirdows together. Well.
Speaker 4: The reason he can't tact me because we always welcome
Speaker 4: people contacting us to talk about stuff. But he was
Speaker 4: at a local Centerlink office, got talking to the woman
Speaker 4: there and found out her friend is buying an old
Speaker 4: the old hospital slash morgue at potentially mental hospital in Bland.
Speaker 4: Now I don't think it was a mental hospital, but
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure at one point it was a morgue.
Speaker 4: So I did a bit of research, Brad, and I
Speaker 4: found out that in the nineteenth century that dead bodies
Speaker 4: were actually held in the cellars of hotels because there
Speaker 4: weren't any morgues. So yeah, basically your barrel of beer
Speaker 4: and stuff and a stiff next to it. That's kind
Speaker 4: of a cloud free thing, isn't it, And a stiffy
Speaker 4: because jener it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 1: No, just step over the cadavers and you'll find the
Speaker 1: wine rack, Brian. So that's that's unpleasant. But I guess, well,
Speaker 1: refrigeration in the context of the evolutionary timeline, we've had
Speaker 1: refrigeration for about eight seconds, so I wonder what they.
Speaker 2: Did hundreds of years ago. Let's not think about it. Well, Brad,
Speaker 2: thanks for that, and I'll take that on board that
Speaker 2: I need to be funnier.
Speaker 4: But you know that that took me down a bit
Speaker 4: of a rabbit hole, because the other thing in the
Speaker 4: land is we have two cemeteries, so.
Speaker 2: With a very small population, that seems like a lot.
Speaker 4: Well, one of the cemeteries, the original Bland Cemetery, which
Speaker 4: is kind of on the road that goes from Dalsford
Speaker 4: to Geelong, that hadn't been used for about one hundred years,
Speaker 4: and then in two thousand and seven, by coincidence, the
Speaker 4: year that I moved here, they start they turned it
Speaker 4: into a pau per cemetery. So it's kind of sad.
Speaker 2: So basically, do you mean like homeless people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people who die without family or connections get buried there.
Speaker 4: And when you go there, there are all these white crosses,
Speaker 4: like just a whole field of white crosses and just
Speaker 4: a name and sometimes a year next to them. It's
Speaker 4: it's kind of really sad when you wander through and
Speaker 4: see that. And I do go out there every now
Speaker 4: and again. I know it sounds morbid, doesn't it. Fritz
Speaker 4: and I go out there every now and again. We
Speaker 4: walk through our local cemetery almost every morning. And I've
Speaker 4: got to apologize to Mary Glenny, she died in the
Speaker 4: eighteen hundreds. But Fritz seems to like to piss on
Speaker 4: her grave every time we walk past.
Speaker 2: I wish she didn't say that, because one of her
Speaker 2: family is going to probably somewhere down the genealogy, someone's
Speaker 2: going to listen to this and lightly yeah, like she does.
Speaker 1: You target the same on it? Well, he probably targets
Speaker 1: the same one every time because it smells.
Speaker 2: Like we yeah, yeah, it's like, hang on, this is familiar. Oh,
Speaker 2: this is many last Tuesday.
Speaker 4: It's quite an ostentatious grave though, and it's right at
Speaker 4: the entrance to the cemetery. Makes sense. You know, you've
Speaker 4: got to bring people back down to earth.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's you're Patrick. Can you not be happy for
Speaker 2: people if they do well? Patrick? Yeah, okay, even when
Speaker 2: they're dead. Even when they're dead, you've still got to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 4: People are dying to get to Bland. Sorry, anyway, that's.
Speaker 1: Definitely not the funniest on the show. We'll just have
Speaker 1: to read it a meta contractor met to m A
Speaker 1: t A. Of course, everyone met a contractor fires one thousand,
Speaker 1: one hundred AI trainers after they revealed ray Ban Glasses
Speaker 1: recorded private and intimate footage this We chatted.
Speaker 4: About this back in February, and what seems that's happened
Speaker 4: is there's a lot of AI oversight where real people
Speaker 4: are working in sweatshops, and that's the accusation that places
Speaker 4: like Nairobi where people are paid two bucks a day
Speaker 4: to look at all this footage that is being recorded
Speaker 4: by people wearing smart glasses, and in some instances, the
Speaker 4: people wearing those smart glasses have no idea they're being filmed.
Speaker 4: So if you go to the bathroom, you know, you
Speaker 4: look at your banking details, it's all being recorded. So
Speaker 4: staff would try to do the right thing and say
Speaker 4: to their bosses that we're actually seeing stuff we probably
Speaker 4: shouldn't be seeing. Well, it got very controversial and the
Speaker 4: company got dumped by Matter and then they went and
Speaker 4: sacked all their staff at the same time. So I
Speaker 4: guess this is the whole argument about the use of
Speaker 4: smart glasses and recording things, and you know, people are
Speaker 4: being stalked. There's stories out of the UK where a
Speaker 4: woman was told by a person who recorded her and
Speaker 4: then posted it on Facebook that she had to pay
Speaker 4: if she wanted to have that video footage taken down.
Speaker 4: So there are creeps out there, you know, glass holes,
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's a thing, and I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I love the idea that we can use them positively
Speaker 4: in Korea at the moment, if you go to a
Speaker 4: stage play, they're handing out smart glasses so they can
Speaker 4: do real time, live translations for people who don't speak Korean.
Speaker 4: I mean, how cool is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I just think though that anything where you know, like
Speaker 1: you said that, oh, the people in the company were
Speaker 1: trying to do the right thing, and you go, you're
Speaker 1: always going to get one person or more that isn't
Speaker 1: going to do like if we just leave it up
Speaker 1: to you know, moment by moment decisions about individual humans
Speaker 1: just watching something on a screen. That's a very very
Speaker 1: hard way to police anything and protect anything because then
Speaker 1: you're relying on the integrity of an individual that you
Speaker 1: don't know, rather than there being no way that that
Speaker 1: can be recorded like that. It needs to be there
Speaker 1: needs to be something very concrete otherwise people.
Speaker 2: Of course, people will take advantage of that because that's
Speaker 2: what that's what some humans do.
Speaker 4: And we spoke about this last time, I think where
Speaker 4: we mentioned that every time you install an app on
Speaker 4: your phone, so even if it's not smart glasses. When
Speaker 4: you give it permission to access your photos and camera,
Speaker 4: what are you actually giving away? Yeah, no one reads
Speaker 4: the terms and conditions. At the end of the day.
Speaker 4: Who has time to read twenty five pages of terms
Speaker 4: and conditions in legal speak? Maybe copy and paste it
Speaker 4: into AI and say is there anything threatening about what
Speaker 4: I've just find my life away with? But you get it, though,
Speaker 4: we all do it. We always hit that I accept
Speaker 4: button because no one wants to read anything and just
Speaker 4: install the app and off you go.
Speaker 1: Think about though, whenever yes, I agree with you, but
Speaker 1: whenever you post anything of you publicly, well the world's
Speaker 1: got it, you know, there's just you've got access to
Speaker 1: your life.
Speaker 2: You're what are you smiling at Tiff about this?
Speaker 3: And then I just looked over and realized that Scott
Speaker 3: has logged into the dog camera and turned it around
Speaker 3: and is watching me.
Speaker 4: See, that's creepy, creepy.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the dog camera? Like everyone has
Speaker 2: a fucking dog camera.
Speaker 5: It's you can watch the dog eat my.
Speaker 2: Shoes, Scott. That's what is that called? Patrick? That's voyeuristic.
Speaker 2: That's creepy, fucking creepy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to reassess that relationship right now, your
Speaker 1: big boy pants and we need to have a chat.
Speaker 4: Is there a bedroom cam for the dog as well?
Speaker 5: Definitely not.
Speaker 6: There's definitely not that you know of that you know of,
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we'd be like look around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Patrick, and I review that footage to go who's
Speaker 1: back is that?
Speaker 2: Because that's Wide? We go, oh, that's Tiff.
Speaker 4: It's not Heiry though it has to be.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's right, it's Harry and wide, that's tiv.
Speaker 2: Ah. That's not nice?
Speaker 1: Is that we know that Scott has a wax narrowback,
Speaker 1: But that's all right.
Speaker 4: I haven't met him yet.
Speaker 2: I should have loved this episode.
Speaker 4: What I should reserve judgment because I'm only have a
Speaker 4: video chatter to him. I really am looking forward to
Speaker 4: tif coming down with you guys.
Speaker 2: Well, he does have nail polish and nothing wrong with that,
Speaker 2: and big hoopy earrings, and he is and a plethora
Speaker 2: of tats. He is a unit, but a lovable unit,
Speaker 2: like I like people that are a little bit and
Speaker 2: he would free. In fact, he would embrace that. He
Speaker 2: would embrace that. Patrick. I have been aware for a
Speaker 2: while that.
Speaker 1: One of the ways that prisoners get drugs is their
Speaker 1: friends fly those drugs in using drones into the prison yard.
Speaker 2: You've got a story about that, tell us about that.
Speaker 4: Well, that's a big problem in the UK, particularly because
Speaker 4: a lot of the prisons are really old, made in
Speaker 4: the eighteen hundreds, and so they can't put the protections
Speaker 4: they normally would have, So for example, they put nets up, like.
Speaker 2: So, can I pause you look at look at her?
Speaker 4: What she did?
Speaker 2: Could you get off you? Could you get off your phone?
Speaker 2: Get off your phone? You're meant to be co hosting
Speaker 2: a podcast.
Speaker 3: What's your message from him saying knuckles, I'm listening, not watching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, could you Well you shouldn't know that because you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be looking at your phone like Patrick and I aren't.
Speaker 1: Either you're a co host in your present or you're
Speaker 1: flirting with your boyfriend slash girlfriend.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: I reckon you should pedalize her. And she doesn't get
Speaker 4: weekend rates for working Today's exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm going to reduce it back to Tuesday rates. She
Speaker 2: actually is the only one being paid on this thing.
Speaker 2: Not a lot, of course, but nonetheless, tifo or you'll
Speaker 2: be back on probation, Patrick tell us, I apologize so
Speaker 2: old prisons in England, drones, drugs. I just had to
Speaker 2: draw your attention to Tiff, who may as well not
Speaker 2: have even been here. Go on, Well, the issue.
Speaker 4: They've got is there's been an increase in over one
Speaker 4: thousand percent in the last ten years of people flying
Speaker 4: contraband into the prisons, and they can't put netting in
Speaker 4: front of the bars and the windows and things to
Speaker 4: stop the drones or to stop people from reaching out
Speaker 4: and grabbing the drone delivery. But you know what, the
Speaker 4: funniest thing about this was this is hilarious. So some
Speaker 4: of the packages are up to fifteen kilos and I'm thinking, yeah, weapons, knives,
Speaker 4: hard drugs, No, you know what they're bringing in. They're
Speaker 4: bringing in weight loss, hair loss drugs and abombolic steroids
Speaker 4: and fast food, Like, what the hell are they worried about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Brian and self ivers on ozen pic again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's looking fucking amazing though, if I
Speaker 1: need stop buying McDonald's with the same.
Speaker 4: Drive, isn't that hilarious? So that's the biggest problem of
Speaker 4: the contraband being buried in on drones. But so evidently
Speaker 4: the walls crumbling and that's why they can't attach anything
Speaker 4: to the outside of the walls. But if the walls
Speaker 4: are crumbling that badly, get a toothpick or a toothbrush
Speaker 4: and dig yourself out. Why are they even in the
Speaker 4: prison in the first place. If those walls are fallen down,
Speaker 4: I'd be digging out from the inside.
Speaker 2: There's probably But why between them and that, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Who knows? There's a new wave Patrick.
Speaker 1: This is very relevant to tif who has an extensive wardrobe.
Speaker 1: To create a digital wardrobe for your Google Photos, I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 4: I want Well, okay, so what Google's offering now is
Speaker 4: it will go through every photo of you that you've
Speaker 4: ever taken that you've saved into Google Photos. It will
Speaker 4: then catalog the clothing that you were wearing. And then
Speaker 4: you can say to Google, I'm going out with Tiff
Speaker 4: and we're going to a really nice restaurant. What out
Speaker 4: should I be wearing? And it will go through all
Speaker 4: of your photos, your virtual wardrobe. It will even overlay
Speaker 4: them on top of you, so the right the pointy shoes,
Speaker 4: the nice tie, the bow tie, all that sort of stuff,
Speaker 4: the fares, whatever it is you happen to be wearing.
Speaker 4: So it will catalog everything and put it all together.
Speaker 4: Just think of it. Crago, you can catalog your collection
Speaker 4: of knee length shorts, Miller shirts, and tracksuit pants.
Speaker 1: It'd be awesome. Yes, I knew that was coming. I
Speaker 1: don't have a Miller shirt anymore, although I did give
Speaker 1: them a good go in the eighties and nineties.
Speaker 2: It's so rude to you. My flannel range is fucking extensive, though.
Speaker 1: But when you said I'm going out with Tiff, I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to say to some underground cage
Speaker 1: fighting or something. But like, that's more likely than wherever
Speaker 1: you suggested. Oh god, I think tif you're a bit
Speaker 1: of a me Like you don't wear lots of different clothes.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I to visit a friend yesterday before going to an
Speaker 3: event at luncheon, and I felt like apologizing to her
Speaker 3: because I was dressed up.
Speaker 5: I felt like I needed to be like, I'm sorry
Speaker 5: that I am dressed up today.
Speaker 2: Bit fancy, well you are.
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's the Crabs kids twenty first tonight,
Speaker 1: young Jamie who will never listen to this, but happy birthday, Jamie?
Speaker 2: Who is? How about this? Everyone? And this is I
Speaker 2: feel bad saying this after your one seventeen but she
Speaker 2: competed at the Nationals on the weekend TIF Do you
Speaker 2: know what she did? Lifted ah No. One five?
Speaker 5: That is insane?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah that is.
Speaker 1: Now, by the way, this is one of the strongest
Speaker 1: young girls in Australasia. Everybody who's a competitive powerlifter. So
Speaker 1: what tiff is lifting is obscene. But what Jamie's lifting
Speaker 1: and she's twenty If she turns twenty one in a
Speaker 1: couple of days, it's a birthday thing tonight.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: But I was going to say, so, I'm actually dusting
Speaker 1: off some jeans, which is you know, that's a big
Speaker 1: deal for me.
Speaker 5: I'm dusting sa selfie.
Speaker 1: We need to can I tell you I bought new
Speaker 1: jeans the other day and this is I know, we'll
Speaker 1: get back on track Patrick, I apologize.
Speaker 2: He's like, fuck your jeans, get onto my list. This
Speaker 2: is how bad I am. So I had these old jeans,
Speaker 2: which were really good jeans, but they just started to
Speaker 2: fuck up and they get little tears in them, and
Speaker 2: so I used to get cloth tape, you know, the
Speaker 2: black heavy duty like you'd repair a tent with, and
Speaker 2: I put them inside my jeans, right, so not on
Speaker 2: the outside. So it would kind of hold it together. Well,
Speaker 2: I did that for about three years, so I would
Speaker 2: turn up to corporate gigs wearing jeans that had all
Speaker 2: this black cloth tape, cloth tape inside.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I went out last week and lashed out. I
Speaker 1: haven't worn them yet, so they're debuting tonight. Yes, you've
Speaker 1: got your hand up.
Speaker 5: You can bring your old ones to me and I'll
Speaker 5: get Scotty to sew them up.
Speaker 2: That is so funny. Do you know her bloke is?
Speaker 2: What is?
Speaker 1: He can sew? He's like a micheline chef. He's very handy.
Speaker 3: If nothing else everything, Well, he's my favorite top that
Speaker 3: I thought I was never going to be able to
Speaker 3: wear again.
Speaker 5: And I was confused as to why I hadn't.
Speaker 3: Thrown it out yet because I'm like, well, I'm never
Speaker 3: going to be able to wear this again. And then
Speaker 3: I caught sight of this sewing business, and yeah.
Speaker 2: Not only can he sew, he can actually do things
Speaker 2: like a seamstress. Yeah, yeah, well definitely you should never
Speaker 2: get rid of him.
Speaker 4: Hey, Craiger, you know, interestingly, I've used gaffer tape on
Speaker 4: my on my pants as well on the inside, stuck
Speaker 4: them together. It were Yeah, it's perfect.
Speaker 2: And if you go, did you use the cloth tape
Speaker 2: or the gaffer tape?
Speaker 4: No, gaffer. I don't have cloth tape a home. I
Speaker 4: just use gaff.
Speaker 1: The cloloth tape's incredible, Like it's stronger than the actual
Speaker 1: fabric most times.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I know people are like, doesn't he make money?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you think about that much. The freaky thing about
Speaker 4: my trousers is that my right knee always wears out
Speaker 4: before the other knee. And that's been happening since primary school.
Speaker 4: I used to get into so much trouble from my mum.
Speaker 4: She'd say, were you paying marbles on that knee? It's
Speaker 4: like no, and I'm still doing it now. I've got
Speaker 4: one one right knee always wears out. If you look
Speaker 4: at my old jeans, there's always a hole on the
Speaker 4: right hand side.
Speaker 2: Do you know why.
Speaker 1: That's a very Catholic thing? No, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: being funny.
Speaker 4: Oh catholic. I don't know.
Speaker 1: There was no sexual innuendo in there. When you walk
Speaker 1: into a church, you do this thing called you in
Speaker 1: your flat, Yeah, and you put your right knee on
Speaker 1: the ground. So yeah, if you go to church often enough,
Speaker 1: maybe you were a closeted Catholic.
Speaker 4: Maybe I do in my sleep. I was born, I
Speaker 4: was brought up a Catholic. I just kind of grew up. No, no,
Speaker 4: what I.
Speaker 2: Haven't been I'm mate. I'm mate.
Speaker 4: Did in a church for twenty five years, probably longer now.
Speaker 2: That I would have thought it would have been longer
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Why young people are turning back to DVDs.
Speaker 1: I feel like we've spoken about this, maybe, but blu ray,
Speaker 1: vinyl and other physical media. I saw a story on
Speaker 1: this recently and they were saying, I'll get the numbers wrong,
Speaker 1: but it was something like in the naughties, the amount
Speaker 1: of music being bought in inverted commas, purchased in inverted commas,
Speaker 1: it was like less than one percent vinyl, and now
Speaker 1: it's something like twelve percent.
Speaker 2: Like people, it's becoming a real thing now.
Speaker 4: Well, I was looking at Insta this morning and there's
Speaker 4: a hashtag that's trending called hashtag physical media, and there's
Speaker 4: over two hundred thousand posts. But what I thought was
Speaker 4: really interesting, and I think this polarizes where a lot
Speaker 4: of young people are out at the moment. It said
Speaker 4: we own nothing anymore. Yeah, when we stream we don't
Speaker 4: own the physical media. You know, there's nothing worse. I
Speaker 4: had some friends, We're going to watch something on Netflix,
Speaker 4: and they'd taken the movie off, so I didn't have it.
Speaker 4: So there was no physical copy movie, right right. So
Speaker 4: I think that's one thing that a lot of young
Speaker 4: people are kind of starting to say, well, you know what,
Speaker 4: I physically want that, And they love the idea of
Speaker 4: burning a CD. Like there are clips on TikTok showing
Speaker 4: people how to burn a CD, how to physically record
Speaker 4: songs onto a CD. So I think that the whole
Speaker 4: analogue trend. I know, we spoke about it last time,
Speaker 4: and analog bags where people go out leave their phone
Speaker 4: at home, and young people were talking gen z. But
Speaker 4: they go out and they do analog stuff. They go
Speaker 4: knitting and they have knitting parties. You know, they do
Speaker 4: jigsaw puzzles and coloring in that sound. It's kind of
Speaker 4: fun and people talk then you know, they're not looking
Speaker 4: at phones.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, in about twenty years, people go, do
Speaker 2: you remember do you remember when humans talked?
Speaker 1: Remember those days when people had conversations. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know this, but when I was when I
Speaker 1: left school, I moved to Tazzy for a while and
Speaker 1: for about six months I worked in You remember Brashes,
Speaker 1: of course, Patrick, do you remember?
Speaker 2: Do you remember Alan's music?
Speaker 4: I certainly do.
Speaker 1: So I worked in Allan's one one six Liverpool Street, Hobart,
Speaker 1: and my old man was the state manager. There was
Speaker 1: like seven stores or something at that stage. Obviously they
Speaker 1: don't exist anymore, but so one of my jobs was
Speaker 1: selling records and playing records and every so we had,
Speaker 1: you would have loved it.
Speaker 2: You would have been in heaven. We had a massive
Speaker 2: wall of LPs and they're all in separate bags.
Speaker 1: So Emi Company was green, PolyGram was yellow, CBS or
Speaker 1: RCA was like an orange color. So somebody would bring
Speaker 1: the cover up to you from the shelves and you
Speaker 1: look at it. You go, oh, it's festival records. It's blue.
Speaker 2: So you'd go find all that you know, And there.
Speaker 1: Was this whole process of bringing the thing up, me
Speaker 1: finding their record, me taking their record out of the
Speaker 1: bag carefully and then cleaning it with this perfect record
Speaker 1: cleaning rag that we had, and then putting it in
Speaker 1: the cover and then handing it. This whole ritual that
Speaker 1: shit doesn't happen and it was so good. People were
Speaker 1: so excited to buy an LP, which I think.
Speaker 2: Was like nine ninety nine.
Speaker 4: Then five bucks. You know. The other thing that I
Speaker 4: always would do when I purchased an album was to
Speaker 4: buy the plastic sleeve to put it into as well
Speaker 4: to protect the jacket. Do you remember?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what I wanted him to do after I
Speaker 1: said all that, tif, I wanted him to say, oh,
Speaker 1: that's interesting, Harps tell us more, but fucking nothing.
Speaker 5: He's just laiting to speak.
Speaker 1: It's like a great story, Craig Gee, Oh no, nothing.
Speaker 1: It gives me fucking nothing.
Speaker 4: I was trying to add to the conversation by asking
Speaker 4: you if you remember the plastic sleeves that you're.
Speaker 2: Just being a precious only child, mate, don't listen to me.
Speaker 4: Did you know.
Speaker 2: I'm an only child?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: But I did.
Speaker 1: I remember when CDs came out? What what year was
Speaker 1: CD's do you reckon? Like nine ninety or something, because
Speaker 1: that was like maybe you could find out for us
Speaker 1: fit that was like the future, that was like Star Wars.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how can music fit on this little thing?
Speaker 4: Nineteen eighty two, Oh wow, nineteen eighty two, the first
Speaker 4: album Billy Joel's fifty second Street album was the first
Speaker 4: album released on CD.
Speaker 1: Speak just digressing momentarily, do you remember your first album
Speaker 1: and all your first concert TIF? Same question for you
Speaker 1: first album or even in the first or were you
Speaker 1: a music kind of guy or not?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, very much.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 4: My favorite thing was buying albums, from soundtracks to movies.
Speaker 4: I worked at a Cinelar kid and I loved soundtracks.
Speaker 4: The theme from Local Hero by Mark Knopfler was one
Speaker 4: of my first Maybe that was Do you remember that?
Speaker 4: That was really a haunting thing? Was lovely?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't remember that, which I should. But Mark
Speaker 1: Knopfler and Dire Straits more broad they were the shit
Speaker 1: in the day, weren't they. And you listener Mark Knopfler
Speaker 1: in Isolation. His voice is not amazing, but it's kind
Speaker 1: of hypnotic. And yeah, just the combination of Dia Straits
Speaker 1: and him was good.
Speaker 4: John Michelle jar Oxygen, Jean Michelle Jarn.
Speaker 2: No, you're thinking of Vangelis, Oh no, I know that one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: In fact, The Friends of Mister Cairo was an album.
Speaker 4: But Evangelis did the soundtrack for Blade Runner and Blade
Speaker 4: Runner was one of my favorite films. I think I
Speaker 4: watched it when it was released. I watched it thirteen
Speaker 4: times in a row.
Speaker 1: What about also, and yes, great movie, there's a new
Speaker 1: Blade Runner, which is not new anymore because it's ten
Speaker 1: years old with Harrison Ford I think.
Speaker 4: But still.
Speaker 1: Chariots of Fire that sold crazy. That was you ever
Speaker 1: heard of that movie?
Speaker 2: Tip? No? No that that had an amazing soundtrack as well.
Speaker 2: So anyway, the old days tiff first record or first concert.
Speaker 3: First first cassette I ever got was James Blundell because
Speaker 3: my parents lives in the country in Western I thought
Speaker 3: that was cool. Yeah, CD I ever got. It was
Speaker 3: for Christmas and was Duel Pieces of You, and I
Speaker 3: loved it. But I only got that because I found
Speaker 3: out later My sister in law said they accidentally.
Speaker 5: Got delivered to their house.
Speaker 3: So they opened it and was like, oh, we'll give
Speaker 3: that to do for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Not special at all.
Speaker 3: First concert Missy Higgins, Wow, yeah.
Speaker 1: Missy Higgins is I'd like to get Missy Higgins on here.
Speaker 1: I really like Missy Higgins Patrick first or maybe best
Speaker 1: concert or favorite?
Speaker 4: You know, John Denver, I'm going to say I took
Speaker 4: my mum and my auntie to see John Denver, and
Speaker 4: I didn't think i'd really enjoyed that much. I actually
Speaker 4: surprised myself at how much I enjoyed it because he
Speaker 4: was a real greenie as well, and he was spoken
Speaker 4: the environment and how important it was to say the
Speaker 4: environments that resonated with me. But you know, I was
Speaker 4: thinking of one of the early albums. But I was
Speaker 4: thinking of somebody who recently passed away, the lady from Clannard,
Speaker 4: Moira Moya Brennan. Do you remember Claneard? I think you
Speaker 4: probably think Enya.
Speaker 2: I remember Enya. I love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So Clannet was kind of an earlier kind of
Speaker 4: it made Irish music really popular. It was it's kind
Speaker 4: of popular Irish music, and she was the one that
Speaker 4: was phenomenal. You'll know the music if you looked up Clanet.
Speaker 4: It was also the theme for a few movies and
Speaker 4: things as well. Yes, Robin Hood was on a TV
Speaker 4: series where she did the music to that.
Speaker 2: Can I say this is an embarrassing story, but it's true.
Speaker 1: So I went out with a young lady for about
Speaker 1: ten minutes in the early noughties and who.
Speaker 2: I don't want to give everything anything away, came from
Speaker 2: very very wealthy family.
Speaker 1: So I was like a duck out of order. I
Speaker 1: did not fit in at all. Anyway, one night she
Speaker 1: said to me, or one day, said I got some
Speaker 1: tickets for us to go to this concert.
Speaker 2: I won't tell you the name yet, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: who is it?
Speaker 1: And I went okay, Like I'm like, if I had
Speaker 1: a chance to not go, I would have taken it.
Speaker 2: But I thought, I'll be supportive, I'll be nice.
Speaker 1: So we get there and it's massive and we are
Speaker 1: in the front row. So I do not know how
Speaker 1: much ticket these how much these costs, but a fucking lot.
Speaker 1: And the artist was Prince, so I'm ten feet from
Speaker 1: Prince and it was the best concert, you know, when
Speaker 1: you have zero or low expectations. I fell in love
Speaker 1: with him, and I'm like, oh, how do How am
Speaker 1: I so stupid? How am I so ignorant?
Speaker 2: How am I so unaware that this fucking genius lives?
Speaker 2: And I don't know who he is?
Speaker 1: And not just his lyrics and his songs he's singing
Speaker 1: and stuff is phenomenal, but he basically played every instrument
Speaker 1: like a savant, as in drums, keyboards, piano, his sorry guitar.
Speaker 2: His guitar is was god bless phenomenal. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 2: my favorite unexpected moment in music. Yeah, awesome, Yeah he
Speaker 2: was good, my worst and then we'll move on. Yep. Ah,
Speaker 2: how Patrick, you're gonna you may have something to say
Speaker 2: about this. So firstly, mc hammer hammer time fucking terrible,
Speaker 2: so bad, so bad. But I love I love that
Speaker 2: song though, And there was a phase in the nineties.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember this or maybe eighties. Yeah,
Speaker 2: eighties were a whole lot of dudes and embarrashing them
Speaker 2: mc hammer pants like gypsy pants or whatever you want
Speaker 2: to harsh pants. I think they're cool, yeah, right right, yeah,
Speaker 2: so I used to smash those, and I've got some
Speaker 2: photos of me. Oh my god. How do you know
Speaker 2: when you look back and you think you look the shit,
Speaker 2: or you think you did at the time, then you.
Speaker 5: Look back in the typ group actually I.
Speaker 2: Think, yeah, yeah, I'll post that later today.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Patrick, take us where you want to go
Speaker 1: with your next story. Whatever's tickling your fancy, ever's tickling
Speaker 1: my fancy?
Speaker 4: Oh man, I hate it when you ask me these questions.
Speaker 1: What about what about engineers who have developed a material
Speaker 1: capable of self repairing. This is how does something that's
Speaker 1: manufactured self repair. Engineers have developed a material.
Speaker 2: Capable of self repair ring more than a thousand times,
Speaker 2: which promises to extend the service life of key components
Speaker 2: on airplanes, cars, and wind turbines for centuries. Well, that
Speaker 2: seems like a very good development.
Speaker 4: It's pretty cool. Huh. This is interesting because a lot
Speaker 4: of modern like materials. Component materials generally get thrown away
Speaker 4: when they get damaged, and this is a real problem.
Speaker 4: And there's a feature called or a thing called delamination,
Speaker 4: so they start to come apart. But now scientists think
Speaker 4: that they can self repair because they can repair when
Speaker 4: they delaminate, and it means that potentially they could be
Speaker 4: self repaired up to a thousand times. So what will
Speaker 4: that I mean, we're talking aeroplanes, cars, wind turbines and
Speaker 4: they could last centuries now. So it also has the
Speaker 4: benefit that you're not having to remake these components because
Speaker 4: they can potentially repair themselves multi times. So they've done
Speaker 4: this in the lab and they've so they've kind of
Speaker 4: done the process of delemination and then they estimate they
Speaker 4: could use they kind of stretch and I think that's
Speaker 4: the way that they repair and yeah, and that's how
Speaker 4: the process works. So yeah, lots of benefits all the
Speaker 4: way around and means that, you know. And also I
Speaker 4: think I'll be happier in a plane that can self
Speaker 4: repair than a plane that can't.
Speaker 2: I love that idea.
Speaker 1: It almost seems from a business only, a business only
Speaker 1: point of view, it seems almost counterintuitive or counterproductive because
Speaker 1: if you make shit that essentially lasts forever, people only
Speaker 1: have to buy it once, which for the consumer is amazing,
Speaker 1: but for the seller it's you know, it's like in
Speaker 1: the old days when you could buy whatever like Toyota
Speaker 1: are notoriously reliable, or they were where you could buy
Speaker 1: a land Cruiser in nineteen eighty and drive it twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six, you know, and have two million miles on
Speaker 1: it and replace three things.
Speaker 2: But now cars are they.
Speaker 1: Kind of build them with a shelf life of kind
Speaker 1: of five to ten years.
Speaker 4: We'll same with fridges. I think my fridge is nearly
Speaker 4: twenty five years old or nearly yeah, pretty old. I've
Speaker 4: had it since I moved into Brighton, Eich, so that's actually, yeah,
Speaker 4: easily twenty five years old. The other thing is these
Speaker 4: materials are called fiber reinforced polymer, and the reason that
Speaker 4: they're so sought after all, why they're being used in
Speaker 4: vehicles and aircraft is because they're strong and they're very
Speaker 4: very light, so you've got this benefit. But the downside,
Speaker 4: or the Achilles heel, is that they tend to break
Speaker 4: apart easily. And now this new technology could mean that
Speaker 4: they would repair.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, One of the things that we're seeing a little
Speaker 1: bit and I think you and I like this.
Speaker 2: I don't know about TIV, but is when like the
Speaker 2: swing the pendulum swinging towards AI and autonomous everything and
Speaker 2: you know, self driving self everything, is we're starting to
Speaker 2: see some car companies now move back Mercedes Benz you
Speaker 2: highlighted here, and they're actually coming back to having physical buttons.
Speaker 2: Oh you want the AC on? Push this button, you
Speaker 2: want it a bit warmer, turn this knob. Like, it's so.
Speaker 1: Dumb that we have to have everything on a screen
Speaker 1: on my slightly newer fan or my new relative to
Speaker 1: me fancy car that I got.
Speaker 2: The it's all screen stuff and it's won It takes me.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need to go and do another
Speaker 2: degree to figure out how to use it. And secondly,
Speaker 2: it takes for me more Other people not, I'm sure,
Speaker 2: but for me it takes more time and more concentration
Speaker 2: to use.
Speaker 1: It as I'm driving rather than the old the more
Speaker 1: you know, maybe it's because I'm an old person, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's not at all.
Speaker 4: It's not because when we can physically have analog buttons,
Speaker 4: we don't have to think about where we're reaching over
Speaker 4: to just the temperature, you know, to change your cruise control,
Speaker 4: to just just see whatever it happens to be the
Speaker 4: volume control if you're touching a big screen. Mercedes has
Speaker 4: these gorgeous screens that run the entire length of the dashboard,
Speaker 4: like thirty nine point one inch hyperscreen they call them.
Speaker 4: But they're going to keep that in their cars, but
Speaker 4: put knobs and switches in there as well. They've been
Speaker 4: getting a lot of complaints from people, so the Mercedes
Speaker 4: been sales boss in Germany basically said, look, they're changing
Speaker 4: their course because they've got so much feedback from customers.
Speaker 4: This is going back two years ago. It just doesn't
Speaker 4: work for them. And let's think about the demographic whoor
Speaker 4: buying Mercedes. They're not the generation of people that are
Speaker 4: really super high tech. Anyway, the peopeople who tend to
Speaker 4: I guess be a little bit older and they like
Speaker 4: the idea of analog. But you know, we've spoken on
Speaker 4: the show previously about how China is now making sure
Speaker 4: that buttons and knobs and controls are being returned back
Speaker 4: to cars. When we look at Tesla was the very
Speaker 4: first with the if you've sitt sat in a Tesla before,
Speaker 4: and it's just one big wide dash with a basically
Speaker 4: big ass iPad sitting in the middle of the screen.
Speaker 2: I've driven a Tesla on a TV show.
Speaker 4: Oh there you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Used to work on a foxtail show called Living Life
Speaker 1: Now and yeah i'd test drive when they just come
Speaker 1: out and they had Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they are that. They are obviously they're the pioneers
Speaker 2: in that space. But I think you and I are
Speaker 2: a little bit analogue in some ways. I like the
Speaker 2: sensory experience of turning and d pushing a button, you know,
Speaker 2: and like, like you said, once you've driven that car
Speaker 2: and look at Tiff laughing. I knew I as soon
Speaker 2: as I mentioned knob, she'd be.
Speaker 1: Looking at her, look at her like Patrick and I
Speaker 1: trying to be the grownups.
Speaker 4: Doesn't happen very often, though, let's face.
Speaker 1: It, it is. I'm glad she's the one that needs
Speaker 1: a reprimand not you or me.
Speaker 4: I had an interesting thing happened recently. You know that
Speaker 4: there's been a big upswing in the sale of electric cars.
Speaker 4: So here in Australia the figures came out for the
Speaker 4: monthly sales and BYD sold four thousand, four hundred and
Speaker 4: fifty two in April, yes ours, you know, and Tesla
Speaker 4: sold two hundred and twenty five. So there's been a
Speaker 4: big so BYD is certainly the big the big leader.
Speaker 4: But I had an interesting time. You know, when you're
Speaker 4: on a two lane freeway and you're being overtaken or
Speaker 4: you need to overtake, so you've got two lanes on
Speaker 4: one side, two lanes on the other side, so I
Speaker 4: guess a four lane freeway and you judge how much
Speaker 4: time you've got. So we have this wonderful physics engine
Speaker 4: build into our brains. When we cross the street we
Speaker 4: look at a car coming, we know that we've got
Speaker 4: enough time to be able to cross the street before
Speaker 4: the car is going to hit us. How fast we
Speaker 4: have to move and we do it when we drive
Speaker 4: all the time. So the other day I was wanting
Speaker 4: to overtake a car in front of me was going slow,
Speaker 4: I indicated, and a guy who was quite a distance away,
Speaker 4: but it was an electric car put the foot down
Speaker 4: and accelerated so quickly he zoomed up. I didn't have
Speaker 4: anywhere near enough time. And this is a real concern
Speaker 4: because we generally have a good sense or a notion
Speaker 4: of how much time we've got to do things when
Speaker 4: we're using our physics brain driving or walking. But with
Speaker 4: electric cars, it throws that whole equation out, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is an interesting thing that you say.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that because, as you know, I
Speaker 1: live on a main street, and that is.
Speaker 2: You think.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes we think we're dumb, but your brain
Speaker 1: has the ability, as you said, to go, well, I've
Speaker 1: got to walk this distance across this street, which might
Speaker 1: be six meters. That car is seventy meters away traveling
Speaker 1: about this speed because the street I live on as
Speaker 1: forty k's and so you do all that almost autonomously,
Speaker 1: and you go, yeah, I have heaps of time.
Speaker 2: But as you said, with a car that produces.
Speaker 1: No noise, so you can't hear the acceleration if they
Speaker 1: want to be a dickhead, which some of them are,
Speaker 1: we all are. Yeah, that's problematic, and I hate it
Speaker 1: when I've had that too, where people like, you know,
Speaker 1: you've got more than enough time, but they want to
Speaker 1: get pissed off, so they accelerate toward you so they
Speaker 1: can get pissed off.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is your fucking problem?
Speaker 4: Well, yesterday I was overtaking another car. I was going
Speaker 4: the speed limit. They were probably five or ten k's
Speaker 4: under the speed limit, but not that much under. So
Speaker 4: as I moved into the right lane, I'm slowly overtaking them.
Speaker 4: This guy in a bloody van a trade he was
Speaker 4: sitting on my bumper because I wasn't overtaking fast enough
Speaker 4: at the lead limits.
Speaker 1: Yes, they find that funny when you're in the right
Speaker 1: lane and you're going as fast as the state will allow. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're driving at the legal limit, and they're behind you
Speaker 1: fucking tooting or flashy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but that I mean.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think is before we move on,
Speaker 1: what I would love to see, Speaking of vinyl coming
Speaker 1: back and CDs and turntables, here's an idea for all
Speaker 1: your car manufacturers out there who tune in every second
Speaker 1: Friday to hear what Patrick, Tiff and I have to say.
Speaker 1: So get your fucking notepads out, your motherfuckers and your pens,
Speaker 1: lean forward and listener to what I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 1: Build a car that's like an analog car with the
Speaker 1: behind the scenes appropriate technology, so it doesn't have the
Speaker 1: engineering and the dynamics of the nineteen eighties car. It has,
Speaker 1: you know, the current stuff, but no screen. Like a
Speaker 1: small car, small car that's like one onero point six.
Speaker 1: Leaders doesn't go spectacularly fast. It's real reliable and there's
Speaker 1: no screen.
Speaker 2: There's buttons and you put your key in the thing
Speaker 2: and you because that's hard work. You don't want to
Speaker 2: have to twist that all the way around. In the ignition, I.
Speaker 1: Reckon if they could produce a car like that where
Speaker 1: there was very little apparent tech and they sold it
Speaker 1: for twenty grand I think they sell heaps because I
Speaker 1: love getting I love getting in my little crappy Suzuki.
Speaker 2: It's such a good little car and it's so basic.
Speaker 2: I love it. I enjoy driving it.
Speaker 4: You were talking about cars to go forever. My little
Speaker 4: Nissan NXR coop, which I know that. You know, my
Speaker 4: little two doors, a little burgun D one yep, five
Speaker 4: hundred thousand kilometers and I've had it for thirty one years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yes, why would you get rid of it?
Speaker 2: It's not worth it, you know, unless you're giving it
Speaker 2: to your nies or something.
Speaker 1: Or yeah, speaking of cars, I saw this the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sorry, the car that goes to one hundred kilometers
Speaker 2: an hour. Even for non car people, this is going
Speaker 2: to be in under one second. Like, good luck keeping
Speaker 2: your kidneys in your body.
Speaker 1: Exactly explean imagine trying to keep your biology intact when
Speaker 1: you're going from sitting still to one hundred in point
Speaker 1: nine of a second.
Speaker 4: You make sure you've been to the toilet before you
Speaker 4: get in the car.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that'll do it for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The Nebula Next one Jet Edition is what they're calling it.
Speaker 4: So it's a concept car. It says it's got rocket
Speaker 4: like acceleration and next generation autonomous technology. It's a Chinese
Speaker 4: company called Dream Technology. Now, I did a bit of
Speaker 4: research here. A typical fighter jet accelerates from zero to
Speaker 4: one hundred in three to five seconds, and this is
Speaker 4: zero point nine seconds. They claim it can accelerate, doesn't
Speaker 4: that do you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's like, honestly, that would be very uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: like that would be you know, a couple of my
Speaker 1: motorbikes are very very fast, like two and a half seconds,
Speaker 1: and that is almost like holding on and yeah, it
Speaker 1: almost throws you off the back.
Speaker 2: And this is more than two times quicker. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: it'd be fun, but fucking he fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now we've spoken about this, but not on any deep level,
Speaker 1: and it seems like an obvious occurrence is that people
Speaker 1: are now, for lots of reasons, financial being one of them,
Speaker 1: going to AI instead of the doctor.
Speaker 4: Yeah. This is big in the United States, especially because
Speaker 4: they don't have the health safety net, well not as
Speaker 4: good a health safety net as we have in Australia,
Speaker 4: and they can't basically afford to go to get advice,
Speaker 4: so they're turning to AI. But it can get really,
Speaker 4: really really wrong. We saw, you know, I think maybe
Speaker 4: it was two years ago where Google was suggesting eating
Speaker 4: rocks and telling people to put glue on their pizza.
Speaker 4: So it was getting it wrong a little bit wrong.
Speaker 4: But even now, this was a new study that was
Speaker 4: published and researchers asked twenty one basically large language models
Speaker 4: to play doctor, and they basically put in a number
Speaker 4: of realistic symptoms that actual patients could have, and it
Speaker 4: was horrendous, Like the AI failure rate exceeded eighty percent
Speaker 4: when given the same ambiguous symptoms we're talking about here,
Speaker 4: So my knees hanging out of the joint, I've just
Speaker 4: been run over. But when they basically because the medical
Speaker 4: technology or a medical diagnosis is usually what you don't
Speaker 4: have as opposed to what you do have, it's a
Speaker 4: process of elimination, and it takes years and years and
Speaker 4: year is and I can see that having an AI
Speaker 4: Large language model that's you know, health focused, and I'm
Speaker 4: sure that there are a lot of people in the
Speaker 4: medical profession using l lms that are specifically health oriented.
Speaker 4: But if you're a generic large language model, something like
Speaker 4: Claude or whatever, or you know, Google or whatever it
Speaker 4: happens to be, then you know, an eighty percent failure
Speaker 4: rate is fu. You know, people are given being given
Speaker 4: really bad advice.
Speaker 1: That's and it's not surprising, and I don't know how
Speaker 1: they're going to manage slash regulate that moving forward, haytiv.
Speaker 2: Yes, Craig, oh are you paying attention ready?
Speaker 5: Just stretching me back with my pen.
Speaker 1: Actually, you know, Tiff, when you're going on a flight
Speaker 1: back to Tazzy to see your family, or you're off
Speaker 1: to Queensland with your boyfriend slash girlfriend on a some
Speaker 1: kind of I don't know what ever, kind of romp
Speaker 1: you to do, and you're sitting in the plane and
Speaker 1: you're just waiting to take off, and you look out
Speaker 1: the window and you see all those little highly efficient
Speaker 1: busy people in their vests who are run you know,
Speaker 1: lifting bags and throwing bags in the thing and you know,
Speaker 1: pushing stuff around.
Speaker 2: Well, Patrick's got some news for you.
Speaker 4: Japan Airlines right is talking about using humanoid robots for
Speaker 4: ground handling at Tokyo's Hayenda Airport starting this month. So
Speaker 4: it's a two year trial and actually makes a lot
Speaker 4: of sense if you, you know, in hazardous areas or
Speaker 4: areas where you're having problems getting staffed, because in Japan
Speaker 4: they're really having problems getting baggage handlers, and so this
Speaker 4: is an alternative that they're trialing at the moment to
Speaker 4: use robots. And the interesting thing is they're Chinese made
Speaker 4: robots as well, and they're using them to then use
Speaker 4: the pack your luggage. I don't know, I reckon I'd
Speaker 4: be pretty happy with the robot doing my luggage, don't you.
Speaker 2: Oh? Definitely, definitely. I was just thinking, and then I
Speaker 2: corrected my I was thinking, well, that's probably one of
Speaker 2: those jobs that if that disappears, it's probably not a
Speaker 2: big thing, you know, because who wants to be a
Speaker 2: baggage handler?
Speaker 1: But then I thought they're probably a bunch of baggage
Speaker 1: handlers that love their job, you know, like it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I don't have to talk to people much or just
Speaker 2: put my headphones on and move shit, I stay in shape.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it is interesting, you know, more broadly zooming
Speaker 2: out from the robot ground handlers to see the evolution
Speaker 2: or devolution of certain jobs, you know, and that's just
Speaker 2: going to be more and more patrick, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I was sitting at a plane once going to Queensland.
Speaker 2: Yes it is, Craig, Oh it is. I don't know,
Speaker 2: are you even listening to me?
Speaker 4: It's just really rabbits on, doesn't he You know?
Speaker 2: I asked you a question which you ignored.
Speaker 4: He didn't what was your question?
Speaker 7: Oh god, wow, See that's the thing.
Speaker 2: He doesn't even listen.
Speaker 5: You can tune into this Patrick and maybe review.
Speaker 2: You might find Craig is not always the problem.
Speaker 4: Hey, what was your what was your favorite part of
Speaker 4: working in a record still Craig?
Speaker 2: Uh, okay, the fact that it was a good, good
Speaker 2: energy and I just work with really good people. Like
Speaker 2: that's a very boring answer, but it was.
Speaker 1: I liked the environment, I liked the music all day,
Speaker 1: and the customers were cool. I feel like you're going
Speaker 1: somewhere with this, go on.
Speaker 4: Know how knowledgeable did you have to be? Like, you
Speaker 4: have to be pretty switched on, like you want to
Speaker 4: know that. I remember going in and trying to buy
Speaker 4: a record, like a Doctor Who soundtrack, and the guy said,
Speaker 4: you want the Who? No? No, not the Who? I
Speaker 4: want Doctor Who? Yes, But you'd have to have known
Speaker 4: a heck of a lot about I.
Speaker 2: Ended I ended up.
Speaker 1: Obviously, you start not knowing anything, but you work in
Speaker 1: any environments like my parents developed set up built a
Speaker 1: hardware store when I was about twelve, which I knew
Speaker 1: nothing about hardware, but by the time I was eighteen,
Speaker 1: I knew a fuck load about hardware because that was
Speaker 1: the environment I was in. I think, you know, it's
Speaker 1: not that I went, oh my god, I want to
Speaker 1: learn how to mix.
Speaker 2: Paint or I want to learn what a routeries or
Speaker 2: a jigsa, or how to chop radiator pine into three
Speaker 2: point six meter lengths. But that's all the stuff that
Speaker 2: you do, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like and then you just get good at it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like I love music, so that was a
Speaker 1: natural fit for me. But thanks, thanks for inquiring about me.
Speaker 2: I see what you did there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was looking about that.
Speaker 2: You're hilarious.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what this next one means. Scientists
Speaker 1: build a digital camera, Well I do, but I don't
Speaker 1: understand it. A digital I think I just repeated myself.
Speaker 1: A digital camera that can be absorbed by the body.
Speaker 4: To what end, Patrick, Well, if you want a camera
Speaker 4: that you can swallow that will look at your intestinal
Speaker 4: tract and your stomach and what's going on in there.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so it's.
Speaker 1: Absorbed as in organically grading into them like when it
Speaker 1: absorbed to me, Okay.
Speaker 4: So your body breaks it down. It's made with it's
Speaker 4: made with harmless materials that your body can break down,
Speaker 4: so you don't have to pass it through. It just
Speaker 4: does a job. It floats around and your body goes
Speaker 4: to your digestive system, takes lots of photos as it
Speaker 4: goes through, and then your body absorbs it. So they're
Speaker 4: called silicon nanomembranes and they can dissolve within a couple
Speaker 4: of days. So and these, because they're silicon, they can
Speaker 4: conduct electricity. And they're talking maybe putting as much as
Speaker 4: a sixty four pixel digital camera that can be implanted
Speaker 4: in you and then it will just break down.
Speaker 1: I love I love how they say, and I'm not
Speaker 1: disagreeing with you, but they go, oh, it's harmless, can
Speaker 1: be put there.
Speaker 2: Okay, show me the long term tests. I'm putting silicon
Speaker 2: in your body.
Speaker 1: Show me the ten year studies that show that it
Speaker 1: doesn't do anything bad, and then I'll consider your fucking nanotechnology.
Speaker 1: I would not be at the front of the queue
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 2: What do you think, tif.
Speaker 5: But no, that's a no from me. That cannot be good.
Speaker 5: That's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Also, how can something that's biodegradable be a camera? That
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense?
Speaker 4: Well, they said that they can do it. I don't
Speaker 4: know it's making I don't know. I'm just repeating.
Speaker 2: He's backpedaling now, isn't he.
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking, if you can reduce the need to
Speaker 4: have surgery or a big bloody tube put down your stomach,
Speaker 4: like if you have to get gastros gastroscopy or you know,
Speaker 4: that's that's a big thing. Whereas if you just swallow
Speaker 4: this little tablet and it takes pictures on the way
Speaker 4: down or video on the way down, that sounds good
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 2: No, sure, sure you're not on their marketing team, because
Speaker 2: it sounds like you are.
Speaker 4: Have you ever had a gastroscopy before?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 4: Or a colonoscopy? That wouldn't be fun.
Speaker 1: Isn't that an Irish bum doctor? Colonoscopy? Stop it tell
Speaker 1: us about. I am interested in toothpaste that stops gum
Speaker 1: disease without killing the good bacteria.
Speaker 2: That seems like a great product.
Speaker 4: Yeah, gum disease obviously is pretty major. But if you
Speaker 4: gargle with like breath freshener and you use anything that
Speaker 4: to kind of kill the bacteria in your mouth, it's
Speaker 4: not selective, so you're getting rid of all the bacteria
Speaker 4: and potentially you're getting rid of the really good bacteria.
Speaker 4: And I think that inside the bacteria in your mouth
Speaker 4: it's only a small percentage that causes cavities. So you
Speaker 4: need that to break down food. You know, the oral
Speaker 4: digestion part is the mechanical digestion of chewing, and then
Speaker 4: there's the bacteria and the way that you actually absorb
Speaker 4: and break things down. So periodontitis is a condition that
Speaker 4: affects lots of people, and so scientists in Germany have
Speaker 4: got basically the founder way to keep the good microbe,
Speaker 4: the microbiome that you need in tables and so the
Speaker 4: company is called Perio Trap and they're working on these
Speaker 4: oral care products that will will basically mean that we
Speaker 4: can kill off the bad bacteria that causes decay and
Speaker 4: keep the good bacteria. And the thing is we were
Speaker 4: talking about that I was mentioning the health safety net
Speaker 4: that we've got in Australia. But the one health safety
Speaker 4: net that really is a problem still because it's not
Speaker 4: there is oral problems. You know, people with Dentistry is
Speaker 4: so expensive and there are people out there who can't
Speaker 4: afford to get you know, teeth repaired or replaced or whatever,
Speaker 4: and they just have to have extractions done, you know,
Speaker 4: pain as a result of you know, dental problems. And
Speaker 4: then there's the physical aspect of if you've got a
Speaker 4: tooth missing, then the self conscious aspect of that. Going
Speaker 4: for a job, people you know, look at you differently
Speaker 4: if you're missing teeth. So it is a big problem
Speaker 4: in Australia as well. And if you could this by
Speaker 4: having a cheap thing that you gargle every night and
Speaker 4: it's going to protect your teeth, that's yay for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, I agree.
Speaker 1: If only they could then extrapolate that concept to antibiotics
Speaker 1: that don't fuck up your good bacteria in your gut biome,
Speaker 1: that would be nice. Imagine antibiotics that only kill the
Speaker 1: bad stuff.
Speaker 2: All right. Last one, we've gotten through our whole list,
Speaker 2: which maybe a first scientists unveil a hemp alternative to
Speaker 2: plastic hemp, being the marijuana plant fibery stuff. Did I
Speaker 2: get that right, Patrick?
Speaker 4: It's the best stuff. I bought a Hemp wallet recently because,
Speaker 4: as you know, my car was broken into and my
Speaker 4: wallet was stolen. Okay, I'm an idiot. I left my
Speaker 4: wallet in my car, but I bought a new Hemp wallet,
Speaker 4: which is going to last me forever for its dog
Speaker 4: collar because it's yep, yep, because plastics in dog collars
Speaker 4: and stuff. So hemp's really an amazing material that we're
Speaker 4: not even really fully of you. And there's a green
Speaker 4: alternative to plastic. And there's something that they can use hemp,
Speaker 4: the cannabis plant, and it's non toxic. It's an alternative
Speaker 4: to using what they call therma plastics. And it can
Speaker 4: stretch to one six hundred percent of its size. It's
Speaker 4: a bit like your head.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, see Brad, Brad right in now, like a
Speaker 1: bit of support for a brother. I do think that
Speaker 1: sounds like a apart from the last cominent, a good
Speaker 1: product and the fact that it can with stand boiling
Speaker 1: water and stuff with plastic generally can't or depends on
Speaker 1: what thickness and tight tif Could you that bloke that's
Speaker 1: walking around behind you, can you bring him up to
Speaker 1: the microphone.
Speaker 5: The one making all the noise yet.
Speaker 1: The one that's trying to look like a fucking ninja.
Speaker 1: It looks like a pisted Santa Claus just stumbling around
Speaker 1: in the background. Good morning, good morning, Santa.
Speaker 2: How are you? Oh?
Speaker 8: Thank you very much, chatting.
Speaker 2: We've been chatting about you while you've been surveilling your girlfriend.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I literally went, I wonder how the dog is?
Speaker 6: I forgot to I was here and just press the
Speaker 6: button and then I can hear people talking. I'm going,
Speaker 6: that's that's crazy. It sounds like a Craig Harper podcasts.
Speaker 6: And then I went, oh my god, you know Tiff
Speaker 6: is doing the podcast in my house right now.
Speaker 8: And then I turned the camera all the way around
Speaker 8: so I couldn't see anything. But then I'm driving on
Speaker 8: listening to the podcast live, going this.
Speaker 2: Is actually super cool.
Speaker 3: The camera's pointing at me. Guys, the camera pointing creepy.
Speaker 3: So that last night not true?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lie. Hang on, don't go waste Scott.
Speaker 2: We haven't finished with you.
Speaker 1: Ye, So you are telling us it's the girl that
Speaker 1: spent the night with you last night?
Speaker 2: Yes, right, and I'll leave it at that. And you've
Speaker 2: forgot she was at your house? Did you you forgot?
Speaker 2: Is that a lie? That was she?
Speaker 8: She doesn't stay that often, Craig.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but she stayed last night even more
Speaker 4: special if she doesn't stay often. Just quietly sorry, mate,
Speaker 4: I mean, I know we haven't physically met, but I
Speaker 4: reckon that you've kind of put your foot in it there, buddy.
Speaker 1: Sorry if I think you need to stay more often,
Speaker 1: because when he leaves the house, it's like magically he
Speaker 1: doesn't know. Yeah, I bet he got a surprise when
Speaker 1: he came back in and there you were.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's the best part about it.
Speaker 4: Oh that's sweet, isn't it. You know what our doorway effect?
Speaker 4: I remember we spoke about the doorway effect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well kind of I would call it
Speaker 2: the dementia effect, but we'll go with the doorway effect.
Speaker 8: Can I say a couple of things?
Speaker 2: Oh? Fuck, I can't wait. Let me get comfortable. Hang on,
Speaker 2: I'll get a beer. Go straight.
Speaker 6: It's my first concert and Sony produced that CD and
Speaker 6: it was the most sold CD of its kind. It
Speaker 6: was amazing, so distress absolutely agree with that. I saw
Speaker 6: the four first concert I saw. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: Hemp.
Speaker 8: At one stage it was.
Speaker 6: The most grown crop on the planet and makes the
Speaker 6: most amazing fire hoses because it's porous, so a little
Speaker 6: bit of water can come out of the hose while
Speaker 6: you're firefighting.
Speaker 2: Hell, I hope you taking notes, everybody, And what about.
Speaker 8: One more thing, please, one more thing. You produce an
Speaker 8: analog cart sold in Spain.
Speaker 6: It's a manual, has wind up windows, it has no
Speaker 6: real electric stuff going on. It's about twenty thousand US
Speaker 6: dollars and it's sold to Mexican farmers.
Speaker 2: There you go. Yeah, perfect, perfect, Hang on, hang on
Speaker 2: before you go, Chatty mcchatster, we fucking love you. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what, if you could swap seats with TIF,
Speaker 2: it'd be a much better showed me.
Speaker 4: I'm screwed. He's much better than I am.
Speaker 2: Nah TIFFs. All right, we'll keep you on.
Speaker 1: Favorite single artist, male or female that you've ubbish. They
Speaker 1: all have a band, but you know, when you go
Speaker 1: and see you know an artist that you love, Like
Speaker 1: when I went and saw Prince.
Speaker 2: I don't go for the band that.
Speaker 8: I loved your Prince story because I totally agree with that.
Speaker 6: He's probably the most I think he's probably one of
Speaker 6: the best guitarist in the world and massively underrated.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: I was blown and I played guitar since I was little.
Speaker 1: I'm not a great guitarist, but I'm I know what
Speaker 1: phenomenal guitarists look and sound like.
Speaker 2: And he's right up there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's one of the US. So my favorite artist
Speaker 6: Nick Cave or Paul Dempsey.
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, I don't even know who Paul Dempsey is.
Speaker 2: Who's Paul Dempsey.
Speaker 8: We'll take you to see him and you'll be very impressed.
Speaker 2: All right, Well you might as well stay there and
Speaker 2: say goodbye Patty before we go. What are you up
Speaker 2: to today? Mate? Saturday? Have you got a date? Do
Speaker 2: you go on dates? No?
Speaker 4: No, but I'm available to go on dates if somebody. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm actually going to a natural bodybuilding competition.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one of my clients has been a.
Speaker 2: Clothing You might get a date there. Just take what
Speaker 2: you need to do to fit in is take a
Speaker 2: little tap away thing of chicken breast and steams, rice
Speaker 2: and broccoli, take some baby oil and just call everyone
Speaker 2: bro and you could get a date.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, Yeah, okay, I'll take that on board. And
Speaker 4: I'm flying my drone again this afternoon and then tomorrow
Speaker 4: I'm putting on a little birthday celebration for a friend
Speaker 4: who's turning eighty Oh.
Speaker 2: Bless, what's what's his or her name?
Speaker 4: John?
Speaker 2: John? Happy birthday from me and Tiff.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, oh god, specific, I'm what are you just saying?
Speaker 3: Happy birthday from me?
Speaker 7: And or that's a good pointing today I did fuck
Speaker 7: that up before that, John, Happy birthday from everyone at
Speaker 7: t YP And Tiff, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: I believe that we might be going for lunch with
Speaker 3: Scott's brother today, and I'm also having dinner which I
Speaker 3: forgot about with a very good friend of mine.
Speaker 2: Right, and what about the dance with no pants? Is
Speaker 2: there any of that this morning?
Speaker 5: See if we squeeze that in at some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give the up?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, the horizontal lombarda well, thank you so
Speaker 2: much for sharing that with us. I'm well done, Tiff.
Speaker 2: The way you just rolled with that fucking great. Patrick,
Speaker 2: tell people how they can find you.
Speaker 4: Please, don't websites now, dot com, dot au look, give
Speaker 4: us a message, tell us who's the funniest person is?
Speaker 2: I think it's Tiff. Yeah, what's dep not me? So
Speaker 2: don't do that. And also Patrick will be at the
Speaker 2: bodybuilding keep an eye out for him. He'll have a
Speaker 2: bandanna on and yeah, and a T shirt that says
Speaker 2: as hard as fuck, So that would be good. Thanks mate,
Speaker 2: see you Scottie.
Speaker 8: Okay, Thank you very very much.
Speaker 2: It's really lovely to listen while I was John Long Yeah,
Speaker 2: well done.
Speaker 5: Thanks TIV, thanks