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Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables.

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Speaker 2: You are an independent, twenty eight year old woman in

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Speaker 2: New York, buy yourself on a solo travel you can

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Speaker 2: do this. It's like get you a sit together, like

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Speaker 2: literally and figure yourself up.

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Speaker 1: Girl.

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Speaker 2: You literally have to give myself a talk.

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Speaker 1: Relatable re late. It was podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Duddy, and my

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Speaker 3: podcasts are in contention, crime whatever, Oddie aka Mummy Clark, contention.

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Speaker 1: I don't know contention. I feel like contentions like we're

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Speaker 1: against each other. I feel like we're competing. Nah. I

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Speaker 1: was trying to think of another word for co oh.

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Speaker 1: I was keen to compete. Okay, now we could be

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Speaker 1: a team. We're a team player, guys. We just had

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Speaker 1: a confession. We had a great confession.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, we just thought we'd come in here, intro

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Speaker 3: it and tell you to if you're in your car,

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Speaker 3: make you sleep up tighter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you might crash, all right. This is juice. This

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Speaker 1: is a contender for number one. When you've got to go,

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Speaker 1: you gotta go. This is a contender for number one.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear the verdict at the end. Yeah and where.

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Speaker 3: And you know what We're basing this off of the

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Speaker 3: confession we had two weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think it could get better neither.

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Speaker 3: No the Balley Belly yourself like seven times, I didn't

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Speaker 3: think it could get worse, And this one is giving

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Speaker 3: it a very solid run for its money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but also it earned money. Might I let us

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Speaker 1: know if this is the top dog. Yeah, we want comments.

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Speaker 1: Let us know we've got a verdict at the end.

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Speaker 1: Comment what you think? Yeah, let us know if we

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Speaker 1: got it right. Hi, Hello, welcome to Confession Sessions. How

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Speaker 1: are you going?

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Speaker 2: I'm shaking, I'm nervous, but we're okay. We're okay. How

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Speaker 2: are you guys?

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Speaker 1: There's not going to be nervous about Hey where I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm the opposite of nerves. First things first is would

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Speaker 1: you like to be anonymous?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I would? Yeah, I want to be anonymous? Okay,

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Speaker 2: facing job, so like I need.

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Speaker 1: To protect yourself? Makes sense? Do you want me and

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Speaker 1: Jake to pick you a name or is there something

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Speaker 1: you've always wanted to be called? Call me?

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Speaker 2: Remember Banita, my friends will know exactly who that is.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, okay, Banita, and I like how this story

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Speaker 1: came into fruition. You obviously listened to the last when

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Speaker 1: you gotta go, you gotta go, and you felt the

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Speaker 1: urge to DM must and be like I got it better.

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Speaker 1: I'm I got I don't believe it, don't believe last

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Speaker 1: time was crazy. So what happened was what's the name?

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Speaker 1: Last week was no, no, no, no, Banita, Banita, Banita. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to remember that messaged me and then

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Speaker 1: I said, yeah, give me the details, and she sent

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Speaker 1: me like I don't know, eight voice messages and where

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Speaker 1: I was editing, I was just listening to it and

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Speaker 1: I was in it. Oh, I don't want to give

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Speaker 1: anything away, but you've got a story. When you've got

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Speaker 1: to go, you gotta go. Don't leave out any detail,

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Speaker 1: and we'll see if it beats last week. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: now big boots to fill.

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Speaker 2: To feel Look, I'm pretty confident with this one though,

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Speaker 2: to be ok okay. So last year I went on

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Speaker 2: a solo trip, my first ever solo trip overseas, and

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Speaker 2: I went to New York and I was staying at

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Speaker 2: a friend's house where they came to Australia and I

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Speaker 2: was house sitting for them and looking after their dog. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: get on the twenty four hour plane journey there. There's

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Speaker 2: lots of plain food happening, the sleeping pills, couple, like

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Speaker 2: get through customs, get to the place, unpack a little bit.

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Speaker 2: It's like, Oh, take the dog for a walk. It's

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Speaker 1: In New York. Okay, how old are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, old enough to know about I was twenty eight.

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Speaker 2: So it was I'm definitely an adult by this point.

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Speaker 2: And so I get to the place and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: went back home and I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 2: go out. It's my first time here. I'm pretty jet

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Speaker 2: lags on my fuck it whatever, it's fine. So I

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Speaker 2: go to this bar and then I go to another

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Speaker 2: she takes me to a few other bars. It's probably

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Speaker 1: How many fucking bars? How drunk did you get to it?

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Speaker 2: It's New York. It's pretty drunk, like I was.

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Speaker 1: It is the city that never sleeps, they.

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Speaker 2: Say, exactly, so you really have to like send it,

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Speaker 2: especially your first night there. And then yeah, we're like

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Speaker 2: so it's pretty normal at this point. I wake up

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Speaker 2: and it's like the jet lag is pretty severe. So

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Speaker 2: I'm going to take the dog for a walk, and

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Speaker 2: the yeah, probably yeah.

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Speaker 2: When I should have stopped there. I've already peaked. I

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Speaker 1: That what is the difference between New York and are

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sydney. Yeah, I think it's like a day ahead

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be it'd be like fourteen hours behind or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, yeah pretty much. Yeah, exactly opposite, which is terrible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Like my timing in my head was like all

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Speaker 2: But anyway, so I get outside with this dog and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, let's walk across like one of the

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Speaker 2: We're doing it. We're following the signs. We've got Piogle

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Speaker 2: Apparently there's two sides to the Manhattan Bridge. So one

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Speaker 2: Hind side's a beautiful thing. Yeah, I didn't know this.

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Speaker 2: I go up to the bicycle lane with is dog

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Speaker 1: Obviously from there, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Like, don't even stress. I reckon bike riders all over

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Speaker 2: Whatever, Yeah, they literally are anyway. So like three five

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Speaker 2: I think like one and a half take. I'm not

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Speaker 2: called the distance. Yeah, way longer than a half a bridge.

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Speaker 2: I'm not good with my I'm not good at many things.

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Speaker 2: You'll get to notice. And then one lady fool like stop,

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Speaker 2: I'm already halfway through. Like what do you want me

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Speaker 2: to do? I can't just jump on the fucking six

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Speaker 2: like oh okay, like the full Aussie Bogan like came

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Speaker 1: We love that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think she respected me after it.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I think that's how you get in New Yorker.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fully so with confidence. But yeah, so then probably

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Speaker 2: starts like grumbling, and I'm like, oh, like that's not

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Speaker 2: Like when it does come a big one.

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Speaker 1: It also seems like you haven't stopped since you've got

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Speaker 2: I hadn't, Like I had not stopped, and I'd had

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Speaker 2: a lot of alcohol.

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Speaker 3: Not much better had you since you'd landed, Had you

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Speaker 3: been to the toilet?

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Speaker 2: To be fair, I can't really remember. I think when

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Speaker 2: I first landed, like in the airport, I did, but.

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Speaker 1: I'm always liked or like, don't go to the toilet.

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Speaker 2: They put stuff in the plane food, So maybe not ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's right. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 1: It's also the altitude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what it is, but

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Speaker 2: it works. So my badly rumbling at this point, I'm

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Speaker 2: an eth in in so I'm like, pre okay. But

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Speaker 2: I don't know. If you guys have ever been to

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Speaker 2: New York. Public toilets are really hard to find there,

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Speaker 2: and it's notorious, like if you google like picks to

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Speaker 2: New York, they're like find the public toilets before you

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Speaker 2: go anywhere, because there's just like none. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 2: really big thing that I learned the hard way.

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Speaker 4: Do it.

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Speaker 2: No, do it. So I'm trying to like google these

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Speaker 2: places with public toilets, and it's just it's not really

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Speaker 2: was like, Okay, we've got to make a decision here.

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Speaker 2: I can either turn back, which is further at this

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Speaker 2: Going like I'm literally full butt naked in this bathroom

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Speaker 2: Like there could have been an actual, like fycand hidden

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Speaker 1: Like you know, oh my god, did the dog?

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, you wait, at what point did you

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Speaker 2: That, I like that there you know what I actually did,

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Speaker 1: Was all out.

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Speaker 2: I had nothing left, I had nothing left to give.

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Speaker 1: I thought, you're going to sit in the park and

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's such a running joat like my

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Speaker 1: No, thank god when you do just so happen to

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Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I was seeing a guy a

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Speaker 1: That's a good way to test a man. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a great way to test to me, Yeah, what.

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Speaker 2: Would your reaction be if you heard that from like

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Speaker 1: I would laugh. I would laugh hard because I would

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Speaker 3: Picture myself in that situation because obviously that hasn't happened

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Speaker 1: Of the amount of times I've nearly shipped myself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, I've gotten close a few times too, but

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Speaker 1: I would appreciate the confidence of telling me too. Especially

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Speaker 1: it feels because you're always like, what's the most embrassing

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Speaker 2: I'll be like, well, I first date materials, state state material.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be like married material, to be honest,

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Speaker 2: So I've got a confession exactly.

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Speaker 1: Well, we don't know where to go, Jake. We have

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Speaker 1: you've got to go teer list o, ship man, I

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Speaker 1: reckon you and I need to talk about it on

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Speaker 1: the pod again then yeah, and then you can Benita

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Speaker 1: next Monday, you're listening, you're.

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Speaker 2: Here, I'll give about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but thank you very much for coming on. That

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Speaker 1: was a great story. That was amazing.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to my trauma real.

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Speaker 1: It's always good to vent it out. Therapy is a

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Speaker 2: Thanks you to you guys. Bye.

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Speaker 1: Wow wow, Well, okay, I was four. I don't even

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Speaker 1: She never like she never had to do a big

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Speaker 3: So the worst time, I'm pretty sure was when she

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Speaker 1: Actually, the worst was when she showed herself wile sleeping

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Speaker 1: again near a toilet. Yeah, like not embarrassing, is it?

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Speaker 1: one last week went through. I don't think. I think

436
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 1: in Manhattan one is worse. I agree situationally, I also

437
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: think it's a massive contributing factor, like wearing that one

438
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 1: piece thing. I also think it's a massive contributing factor

439
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:25,160
Speaker 1: that she was walking a dog. She had to look

440
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 1: after a fucking border collie's life. That's a lesson though

441
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,640
Speaker 1: as well, Like when you're picking a wardrobe, don't pick

442
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: the one piece because you never know when you gotta go.

443
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 1: You gotta go because there's no bit of wardrobe that

444
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 1: you want to wear while shitting your pants with hairs.

445
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: But you know what, she don't want to get full naked,

446
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: at least if she was just wearing like biker shorts,

447
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 1: only she could have dacked them shirts still over like

448
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 1: your downstairs and then you were sweet. She was wearing

449
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 1: a baggy shirt butt, so she didn't want to take

450
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 1: that off and then take the one piece off and

451
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 1: then put the shirt back on you like yours are

452
00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 1: still gonna be out at one point. I think this

453
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: one's worse. I think this one's worse as well. I

454
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 1: genuinely do, and I also am now like you can't

455
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 1: top that. I love how it all happened. She went

456
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 1: and got a coffee. Yeah, she was content with herself.

457
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: There's no fucking way that there wasn't still a bunch

458
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: of shit all over her fucking ass cheek. But like

459
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: she said, she's in New York. There's some characters everywhere

460
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: like they're just blending. You know.

461
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 3: I wonder how many people ship their pants in New

462
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 3: York each day. Probably a lot based off the fact

463
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,360
Speaker 3: that there's no public and you know, when.

464
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 1: You're like in a new place you don't know anyone,

465
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 1: you're like really confident because like no one knows. Yeah, yeah,

466
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: she's like, fuck it, I'm just gonna own this shit. Yeah.

467
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 1: But if I was in her situation and I knew

468
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: the situation, I would But I wouldn't have gone. I

469
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: know myself, and I would not have gone as soon

470
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,159
Speaker 1: as she was halfway across the bridge. I would have

471
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: legged at home. And it's better. I would have just

472
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: caught the shit until I got into my own apartment

473
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: or the apartment she was staying at. Agreed, Yeah, I agree.

474
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: Actually I would have shited myself. No, I would have

475
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 1: gone home with it in my pants, and I would

476
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: have fucking gotten the bath and I would have taken

477
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: it all off, then cleaned it up, and then cried

478
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: a bit and then burnt it and then and then

479
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: I would have maybe got dressed and got a coffee.

480
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: But everyone you know what to do now? Yeah, Jake

481
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,199
Speaker 1: said this last week, And we have one sitting in

482
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: our email inbox that might be a contender for the

483
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: best shit when you got to go, you got to go.

484
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 1: But anyone listening right now if you think you have

485
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: a story that's the equivalent or better, Yeah, email Relatable

486
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: sixty nine at gmail dot com. Yep, and we will

487
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: get back to you and potentially organize a call if

488
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: it's somewhere on.

489
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 3: Par And now I want you to keep in mind

490
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 3: it needs to be like a worse situation than Benitas

491
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 3: just was.

492
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so situationally, that's all we're going off

493
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: of what we would prefer to be like the one

494
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: you would least prefer to be in out of the

495
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: two we've had so far as Benita. Yeah, and apologies

496
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: last week. What was her name? She didn't even want

497
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: to be anonymous. It was two weeks ago to two

498
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 1: weeks ago?

499
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 3: Yeaheah, that's fair. People forget names after a freaking day. Yeah,

500
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 3: so that one's number two. Yeah, we only had to

501
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 3: Barley Belly's number two. Bernita's number one.

502
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: Where you get like a list in here and rather

503
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: than you know, we've got demographic wise ninety percent women,

504
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: ten percent male, but girls seem to share their pants

505
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 1: of it. Oh ohadie, wow, wow, wow, I need to

506
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: calm down. We do. But I actually have something that

507
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up that that happened to me

508
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 1: the other day. Have you yourself? No? They were? When

509
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: did I? Nearly? I'm waiting for the next one, a

510
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: of one of us, or meet just one of them,

511
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: just one of us. It's having me a couple of times. Yeah, ship, bro,

512
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think here.

513
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 3: I the other day went to Centennial park Lands with

514
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 3: Beth and Henry heaped the toilets there, yeah yeah, yeah,

515
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, And we went and we had a looking

516
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 3: We went to a Henry's breed is called a mini retriever. Yeah,

517
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 3: and the only there's only two places you can get

518
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 3: him from. One of them is called Kate's Family Pets,

519
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 3: and they're like ethical, very good. And then the other one,

520
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 3: the guy's a bit sus doesn't let you come into

521
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 3: his place to pick him up. He has to meet

522
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,959
Speaker 3: you somewhere, and so it's like no one from that

523
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 3: one is invited.

524
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 1: But we went to We went to a mini retriever

525
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: meet up. There was thirty of the little fuckers there, bro,

526
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,679
Speaker 1: and so we were there. They all brothers and sisters there, no, no,

527
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 1: they're like from different parents and shit, and they're all

528
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 1: just like kind of hanging around. They don't even all

529
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: look the same. Yeah, it's kind of weird. Oh well,

530
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: it was cool.

531
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 3: So we went to that at Centennial Parklands, and then

532
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 3: Beth and I drove separately. And then when I was

533
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 3: driving home, I was like, oh, it's twenty minutes. I

534
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 3: could shit about twenty minutes that I'll be fine, You'll

535
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 3: make it. And so I get in the car. I

536
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 3: put in maps twenty two minutes. Who's counting though, And

537
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 3: so I go out and I get to an intersection

538
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 3: and I've got the option to turn right, and I'm

539
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 3: committed to going home more vear left, go back into

540
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 3: Centenia Parklands to take it.

541
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: And I veered left because I had a shit, bro,

542
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 1: And I'll.

543
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 3: Tell you what, barely made it. It was the right choice, lucky,

544
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 3: It was the right very lucky. But another thing that

545
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 3: I did last week was I went to the dentist

546
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 3: for the first time in seven years.

547
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: Seven years. I thought you knew that hadn't been for ages.

548
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: You told me you hadn't been for I'm pretty sure,

549
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: but I'll be hundredson honest with you. I'm prettyure. I've

550
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: been since twenty seventeen, so it's eight years. I assumed

551
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: AGES meant like a year or two? Seven? Seven? Eight years?

552
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,479
Speaker 1: Did you tell them that? So are your teeth fucked?

553
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,239
Speaker 1: Let me just mae. It astounds me that you're like

554
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 1: somewhat good looking. You don't wash your face, you look

555
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: after your No, I do look after them, Okay, okay.

556
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: So I go in.

557
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 3: The dentist calls me in, and I haven't been to

558
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,239
Speaker 3: this dentist before because I'm Elevan Sydney here.

559
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: And also I haven't been to a dentist seven years,

560
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: so whatever. But she goes.

561
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 3: So, she goes, oh, when was the last time you've been,

562
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 3: because obviously have no records here. And I said, oh, look,

563
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 3: look doc, yeah, doctor, I think so, But I think

564
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 3: doctors don't like to say.

565
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 1: I just think of the Hangover movie, how he's a dentist.

566
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: He calls himself a dog. Come on, They're like, come on,

567
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: come on, man, face. I said, look I'm not gonna

568
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: lie to here. It's been about seven years. Oh my god.

569
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: And she goes what I was like, yeah, she goes, okay,

570
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: this will be interesting as we're walking into the fucking thing.

571
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 3: So I go down and then what did she say?

572
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 3: She said, so she was like, so no pain or anything.

573
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 3: I said, no, I haven't fund in me the pain

574
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 3: for seven years to come in the dentist. And she's like, so,

575
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 3: how came you haven't And I was like, go, honestly,

576
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 3: just I don't know. It's just so expensive, and I

577
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 3: very recently's got private health insurance, so I just thought

578
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 3: why not. And so she's like, okay, does X rays

579
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 3: like blah blah blah cool?

580
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: And then you went to a good dentist to get

581
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: X ray straight away? Oh yeah, extra show away.

582
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 3: And then she asked me if I am.

583
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: I just said, oh yeah, no.

584
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 3: I just like brushed twice a day with an electric

585
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 3: toothbrush and I was like, I've only had that.

586
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: I was being very honest. I was like, honestly, I've

587
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: only had the.

588
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 3: Electric truth brush for like less than a year, but

589
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 3: before that, twice a day with a normal brush. And

590
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 3: then she was like, oh, do you floss, And I

591
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 3: said again, I'm gonna be honest, haven't lost ever.

592
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: And she is like rearing and ready to get in

593
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: my mouth. Yeah. Pause because because she she's like keen

594
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: to see what's going Yeah. And so she goes in

595
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: with a little pick. My mouth's open.

596
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 3: She looks at my mouth and she's like okay, okay,

597
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 3: and she's like wow, surprise.

598
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: Not much. All I need is two fillings.

599
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 3: But I do need to get two fillings. And she

600
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 3: said they could have been preventable if you had been lossing. Oh,

601
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, sick. But when I tell

602
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 3: you that, the tone that she said it in and

603
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 3: the sound of disappointment of her saying like it's only two,

604
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 3: it's only two, like she wanted me to have like

605
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 3: ten fucking feelings and need to go to surgery or something.

606
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: She probably saw money dollar science as soon as he

607
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: said I've been here in eight years, the.

608
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 3: Facts, and and so she's like mad surprise, looks at

609
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 3: the X rays. She goes, yeah, you can see yeah,

610
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 3: just like one there, one there. So I have I've

611
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 3: got to go back. I haven't got my feelings out.

612
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 3: I've got to go back and get two fillings. But yeah,

613
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 3: she genuinely she wanted me to be in a world

614
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 3: of pain. She was actually like, I think she was

615
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 3: mad how middle aged?

616
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she was like mad that she didn't

617
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: win this one. I actually I actually probably hate you eight.

618
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: But she just said, like, you obviously have a really

619
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: good brushing technique, and I, okay, it's all genetics. She said,

620
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: My wisdom teeth look perfect, not a single bit of

621
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: pluck on them, and it's just these two random teeth

622
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: and different guys.

623
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I'm gonna start flossing. I haven't yet,

624
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna start flossing. And shit, what else did

625
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 3: you say? I got to clean that day?

626
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes, Oh, because it's been so long, this

627
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: might be a bit sensitive and heard of. It didn't

628
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: hurt one bit. It's like, fuck you. I was walking

629
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: out of it like this. I was like, yeah, fucking

630
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: a mate, here we go. You love this word. The

631
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: juxtaposition of me and the dentist when I was growing

632
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: up what I fork when I was growing up? When

633
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: I was sixteen, I was blessed with buck teeth, so yeah,

634
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: and my teeth weren't straight. So for four years I

635
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: can't remember if it was every month, every I think

636
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: it was every month or every three months. I had

637
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: to go to the dentist get those little rubber things change.

638
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: They were tightened my elastics so my jaw would reconstruct,

639
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: so I didn't have bug teeth anymore. And then now

640
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: I go like every six months. Now of my teeth

641
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: are good, but it took so much effort for me

642
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: to be somewhat pretty, and you over here haven't been

643
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: in eight years. I got like a normal, just natural staining. Yeah,

644
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: my teeth aren't very yellow cheering, but I think it

645
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: just goes to show what I also have to have

646
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: a confession what I reckon. For like four of those

647
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: seven eight years, I didn't go to the dentist. I

648
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: was only brushing once a day, So you weren't waking

649
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: up and brushing. No, I think I was only brushing

650
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: at night for a fair wie. Yeah, so you weren't

651
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: working up for like the last four or five years.

652
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: I've been brushing day at morning at night. But I

653
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: just like waking up at the fucking sparrows far to

654
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: go builded some other fucker's house. I didn't want to

655
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: build it. I was like brushing my teeth. I was

656
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: making a coffee straight away and get my car because

657
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: I'd wake up with two minutes to leave and so

658
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: then I would just like go the whole day about

659
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: it and just have some gum. You should have told

660
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: her that's honestly fair, Like I had zero shame, and

661
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: she was like like I was just like, hey.

662
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm just just haven't been. But they booked me in.

663
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 3: She was like, do you want a book in your

664
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 3: six month check up?

665
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: You know, for right now? Please tell me. You said no,

666
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: So I said yeah, but I'll tell you right now

667
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: that motherfucker is getting canceled. Don't need it, Guys, rush

668
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: your teeth properly, and hey I will. I'll advocate for flossing,

669
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: even though I don't do it. But I'm going to

670
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: start all right.

671
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna buy those little picks you know how you

672
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 3: can just by a pack of the picky ones, like

673
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 3: with two on mouthwash.

674
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: Mouthwash. I have it and don't use it.

675
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I'm just gonna put them at my desk.

676
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 3: Sit at my desk every day. As soon as I

677
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 3: see I'll look at a pick and I'll be bored

678
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 3: because like and I'll just start flossing my teeth and

679
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 3: then I'll foss my teeth every day for like an hour.

680
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate you. I need my wisdom teeth removed too,

681
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: and I'm not doing you. Yeah, oh I don't. She

682
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: was how intrusive it is, and like the surgery you're

683
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: fucked after and my whole job is talking. I'm like,

684
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: I don't want to do.

685
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 3: That for when you seriously that when you get it,

686
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 3: you either want to get it like the day after

687
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 3: we record and then we have to record like a

688
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 3: day or two late that next week, or we need

689
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 3: to pre record for you because Beth got one side

690
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 3: out last year and it's funcked.

691
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm scared. I'm scared. Cassie was

692
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: awake the whole time. Yeah no, Cassie got knocked out

693
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: because she was scared. Yeah no, she was awake the

694
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: whole time. But but the dentist goes, you might need

695
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: to get your wisdom teeth from moved and goes, here's

696
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: a referral to get next ro He wasn't a fancy

697
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: one that did it. There never gone. You need to

698
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: go get it out. I refuse because they come and go.

699
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: Sometimes they hurt like every like three months or so

700
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 1: because like they're growing and like I really have to fully.

701
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 3: Grown in no, no, And she said that they look

702
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 3: fine enough for room. They haven't like moved any other teeth.

703
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 3: So genetically, I will say. The one thing about that

704
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: is I think because I don't have to get rid

705
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 3: of mine and you do so.

706
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: Lucky, I'm like, I don't have to. It's a choice.

707
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm lucky genetically. But I'm pretty sure you're other advance

708
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 1: and evolution than I am. Makes sense there you go, Yeah,

709
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: you're simple to that.

710
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, me and me and my compadres that further back

711
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 3: in the evolution lemn, I need braces.

712
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm wrong with you, guys. I wish that you opened

713
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 1: your mouth and that dentist was like, whoa right, I'm

714
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: telling you us. As soon as my dad took me

715
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: off his private health care, like when I was younger

716
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: and I was like seventeen eighteen, I didn't go, oh,

717
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what private healthcare is the best. I

718
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: went to the physio recently. Yeah, and the first one

719
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: was free. Yeah. I was like, first and last free

720
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: plug to HCF, Big Up's HCF because my dentist was free.

721
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: It's so good.

722
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, body, And if I booked in before the end

723
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 3: of June to get my feelings out, also free. But

724
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 3: if not, I think it was like seventy five bucks

725
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 3: a filling.

726
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: Well, the only reason I'm thinking about and like contemplating

727
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: getting my wisdom teaper mood is now I've got private healthcare. Yeah, no,

728
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: you actually should. Yeah, let's use this bad boy fuck it,

729
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 1: like just pre record for we'll pre record for a week.

730
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: You know, membership on there too. Yeah, you gotta go

731
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: to a doctor and be like, you need to diagnose exercise,

732
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: which everyone needs. So if you go to a diagnosis

733
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: of exercise should just come when you're born. Yeah, I know,

734
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: but you actually need to referral from a doctor to

735
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 1: get a gym like membership. We won't get one though.

736
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: That's probably only for our beast people. No, but everyone

737
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: needs it for their heart help. I'm thinking imagine the

738
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: doctor is like about, you don't need to go to

739
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: the gym.

740
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 3: That's crazy to you.

741
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 1: You're too fit. So if we want to, it's only

742
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars a week. No, that's okay, let's claim

743
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: that ship. Let's claim it all start. I can't wait

744
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,760
Speaker 1: to claim a massa. Let's be a little claim ahle yeah, boy,

745
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: that's what we are now claim. All we talk about

746
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: is actually just claim everything.

747
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 3: All right, guys and predominantly girls. Last week, you you

748
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 3: were blessed to hear us talk about men will literally blessed?

749
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: We were they blessed? I don't know. Yeah, I was

750
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: thinking about doing like do you strick? We could do

751
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: women would women will literally and see what they do.

752
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 1: We'd have to preface this is from women, Oh yeah.

753
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 3: Are from girls, But like do you it can be funny.

754
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 3: I think probably be funny for us. Yeah, maybe we

755
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 3: should try it. But this week we did parents will literally.

756
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: Yes, came with some heat. I thought it would be

757
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: very relatable. One of the hardest things realizing growing up

758
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: is that parents are toxic too. Oh yeah, Because when

759
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: you're like a kid, you're like, oh my mom and

760
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: dad are perfect, yeah, and it's a harsh reality that

761
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: they're not. You do. Yeah.

762
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 3: You get to an age where you realize like, oh,

763
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 3: red flag, that was red flag?

764
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: That was red flag? The fuck? And then you're like

765
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: mom and you tell her and she's like bitch, She's

766
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: like not apologizing just the worst mother. That's what they do.

767
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: I've got one, a good one to go off that. Yeah,

768
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: kick things off.

769
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 3: Parents will literally say, quote, we didn't do the whole

770
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 3: therapy thing back in my day, and it's like, yeah,

771
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: we can tell.

772
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: We can tell. It's like they're claiming it. I know

773
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: what about parents? That just reminded me too, how they

774
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: always say, like when we got to we get to

775
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: school while like getting lists from our parents on the bus,

776
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: Like back in my day, we used to have to's

777
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: like they fucking walked fifty kilometers every day. Stop, I

778
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: have one. Parents will literally make it seem like they

779
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: climbed a mountain and hiked a dangerous forests just to

780
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: get to school. Yeah why yeah, literally they walked like

781
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: twenty meters like oh thanks for the lift. Back in

782
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: my day, yeah crawl just to get to school. I

783
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: didn't have legs. But give a fuck, Like where the

784
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: schools haven't changed like one hundred years, what are you

785
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: talking about? They really didn't. Yeah, you're just going to

786
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 1: complaining Jesus. Parents will literally allow the youngest child everything

787
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 1: the old child can only dream about. Fair I'm middle

788
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: your youngest. Yeah, did you notice anything, I've definitely got

789
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: an easier ride. I think it's somewhat similar. Yeah, but

790
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: one of the perks of being the younger child is

791
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: your parents get more financial freedom the older they get.

792
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say. So me and

793
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 3: Joanna were two years apart and then my parents got divorced. Well,

794
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 3: my parents were together poor when they first got divorced,

795
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 3: obviously poor, and then they both remarried and had two kids,

796
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,760
Speaker 3: two more kids each. Those two So those four siblings

797
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 3: of mine, the two on my mom's side and the

798
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 3: two on my living the dream.

799
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: Those motherfuckers are living in the dream, both of them. Literally.

800
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: I think that's one of the perks. I know a

801
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: lot of people are like, I don't know, I want

802
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 1: to live with my child and grow up together, whereas

803
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 1: like I think you should be old and rich, get

804
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: things upside. It is what it is. I got blamed

805
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: for that last time, so fucking that's your fault. I

806
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: can't see it. So I got cards and it says

807
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 1: relatables and I can't see it. Probably the first time

808
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: is that me or you fuck? I think I'll go.

809
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: Parents will literally use emojis in every message, and it's

810
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: totally irrelevant, literally, and the emojis don't match. Yeah, the

811
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: only one that matches is the thumbs up from dad.

812
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: Thumbs up from dad. Yeah it hurts. Yeah, it hurts

813
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: the soul, but I know what he means. You'll get like,

814
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 1: for some reason, you might be talking to some random

815
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: parent and then they'll send you some emojis like they're

816
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: flirting with you. Yeah, what's with? What's with? Like a

817
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: parent and a winky face? Yeah, like, don't flirt with.

818
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: Parents will literally give you trauma and then ask why

819
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 1: you're single. Facts, fucking hell, I'm single because of you.

820
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: I can relate to that. I can actually that pretty hard.

821
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 3: Parents will literally call you and then not answer the

822
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 3: phone when you call two seconds later.

823
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 1: I have one like that. Oh, it's like they somewhat

824
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: throw the phone into the ocean as soon as you

825
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: don't pick I don't get it. I don't get it either,

826
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: and you call back straight out and just pisses you off. Yeah,

827
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 1: you're just like, mum, what do you Possibly? My biggest

828
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: pe people about, just people in general, yeah, is when

829
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: someone like no, you do it all the time. You'll

830
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: call me and I call me back within five minutes

831
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,919
Speaker 1: and then you don't call me back for like an hour. Yeah, yeah,

832
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: you do it all the time. I will admit that

833
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm bad. I'm pretty bad at a replying, yeah, because

834
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: I'll read it and then sometimes sometimes I type the

835
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: message and I quickly hit sen but don't fully hit it,

836
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: so I think I've hit it. Sometimes I swear to God,

837
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: I go into our messages and.

838
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 3: I've typed a message, and it's just sick because I'm like,

839
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 3: why has not he replied to you? Oh, yeah, because

840
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 3: I haven't sent a message, but it's just that. And

841
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 3: then other times mentally replied, I, actually it's on you.

842
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 3: If I've mentioned how.

843
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: You're in your highs about your dentists are, you should

844
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: get your brain check. Your memory is like a goldfish.

845
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: I'd actually you forget things like that. You know, i'd

846
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: copp a memory. Yeah, how do you? Let's just brain scan? Yeah,

847
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: play that card game? Remember two wins probably the equivalent.

848
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: We should make it a dual, yeah, ye, make it

849
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: a map. It's weird though, because reading a tour or

850
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: like a math, you're really good at remembering that, all right,

851
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: here's what it is, but you can't remember to post

852
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: a clip it's a self centered thing.

853
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 3: Ah No, but no, I was just going to say,

854
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 3: if it benefits me, I remember it. But posting a

855
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 3: clip benefits me, So maybe it's not a self centered thing.

856
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: Certain things like.

857
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 3: Admittedly, if I meet someone name in, name out, yeah

858
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 3: that's fair, names fair. See there you go benefit me.

859
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 3: But no, posting a clip benefits me. So maybe it's

860
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 3: not that.

861
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: I remember when I used to I did a couple

862
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: of job interviews with some random places and you meet everyone, Hey,

863
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: nice to meet, and I'm like, the next day, my god,

864
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone's there. You just do the classic like, hey, bro,

865
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 1: how's it going. It's a lot to take in, so

866
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: much so bewhelming. Okay. Parents will literally give you dating advice,

867
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: but they literally married your dad. Fuck yeah. Parents will

868
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: give you a dating advice and they're divorced. You can't talk.

869
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: Look what you did. That's so heavy. You can roast them.

870
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: But because that's like part of you. That's a good point.

871
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: This one. I think this one's really funny. Parents will

872
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: literally lie to you about Santa. To be fair, what

873
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: age do you reckon? You tell your kid Santa's not

874
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: real or you're gonna wait for him. I think our generation. Pause.

875
00:43:54,080 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 1: Do anyone listening think Santa's Santa is real? Surely there's

876
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,879
Speaker 1: no one under the age of like eight, there's no way.

877
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: But I think that our so we're in gen Z,

878
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: you and I.

879
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 3: But I think that, like, maybe you and I like

880
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 3: our little generation of gen Z and maybe give it

881
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: down to like twenty year olds, all right, nineteen and under.

882
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 3: I just don't think Santa's a thing, like it's like

883
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 3: five years old. I think they're finding out now, really, Yeah.

884
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: I remember being like I was eight or nine. I

885
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: found out at tennis. Yeah, I remember, CARDI remember you're

886
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: telling that story.

887
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 3: I remember, yeah, finding out when I was probably in

888
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 3: year four or five. And then I faked it for

889
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 3: a while because I still wanted to get good presents

890
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 3: and also I had younger siblings. But I found out

891
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 3: because my mum spelled fucking Sanda's name wrong, probably fucking

892
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 3: drunk or some shit, and so I remember just the

893
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 3: next day being like the fuck so, but I reckon

894
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 3: social media, video.

895
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: Games, just everything. We weren't as connected. There's mad downside

896
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: of being the younger sibling. Although your parents have more

897
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: financial freedom when you're the younger child, Santa gets cut

898
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: off quicker. Santa gets cut off quicker.

899
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,280
Speaker 3: And also, if you're in a fight with your older sibling,

900
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 3: an older sibling has nothing to lose.

901
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Santa's not real. Runs off your turn. Parents

902
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: will literally say dinner is ready and then start cooking.

903
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: Fuck off. That's so true. I missed that. I miss

904
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: eating around the dinner table with my feeling. Ah, that

905
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: is so true. When I was how over you when

906
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: you stopped eating around the dinner table? I think I

907
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: was actually pretty late. Mum was good and like made

908
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: us yeah, but whenever she was out, Dad was like

909
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: watch TV, son, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, when you're like eleven,

910
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 1: maybe when you're a kid, you don't want to eat

911
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: at the table. Yeah, but then you start to miss it.

912
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 3: When I lived in Canada, every night without fail, at

913
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 3: the table, we're not allowed to eat the lander and

914
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah. If mum was out, my

915
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 3: stepdad would make get this macaroni and sausage, cut up

916
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 3: sausage in the macaroni.

917
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: And I didn't know how to cook, and no, he

918
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: didn't know how to cook at all.

919
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 3: And then I would just put catch up on it

920
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 3: and to me, delicacy fucking miss three style Michelin. But

921
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 3: he would also we call it like mac and wienas

922
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 3: or some shit and mack ANDAs. Yeah, and we were

923
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 3: allowed to watch TV when he was the But you're like,

924
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 3: you're not too bad.

925
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: But then when I went back the after moving here.

926
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 3: The first time we went back, my younger brother and sister,

927
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 3: they come up, get a plate, walked out of their rooms.

928
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed to fucking bring food onto that carpet downstairs.

929
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: It's like your parents lost the energy.

930
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it, the energy to give a shit. And

931
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,720
Speaker 3: then but here dinner every night I reckon up until

932
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 3: I was like seventeen dinner table.

933
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: One thing about girls, So both places my girlfriends lived at,

934
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 1: she lived with a roommate, they've never had a dinner

935
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: take because they're quite small. They can, like I don't know,

936
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: sit cross legged around a little coffee table and put

937
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: their food on them. And you put me like quite

938
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: a large male going down with a burger. But this

939
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: is the hardest thing ever. Yeah, no, no, no, I agree.

940
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: I've always said, I'm like, I'll pay for it.

941
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 3: No, I agree, But it's old place, no table. Yeah,

942
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 3: it's so hard on them. Yeah, and this just complaining.

943
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 3: When I'm spilling stuff, I'm like this, what.

944
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: Are you talking about?

945
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 3: It's also I don't enjoy the meal as much if

946
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 3: I can't fucking have it sitting there and lean over.

947
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally, okay. Parents will literally say, quote, I don't

948
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: have a favorite, but show you who their favorite is. Yeah,

949
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: action speak that of them. But if you had to

950
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: be the favorite, I know your parents had like I

951
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: don't know, hey maybe maybe, No, I don't know. I

952
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: reckon it's pretty on par Okay. Yeah, we have different attributes. Man,

953
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: my brother are like complete opposites. Yeah, so, like I

954
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 1: think they like each other for different things, for each

955
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 1: one of us for different things.

956
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 3: I've convinced myself, and I don't know if this is

957
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 3: something I should talk about it or if this is

958
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 3: something I should bring up, but I've convinced myself that

959
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 3: my younger siblings they just need more help than I.

960
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: I would say, you've made maybe, Oh, no, it's it's

961
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: pretty good. I was Joanna's pretty independent. I was going

962
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: to say, you're probably made in the proudest just because

963
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: you do something cool. Maybe it was pretty good to

964
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: be fair just because you do something cool. I don't

965
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: know I would say, yeah, I don't know. I wonder

966
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: if maybe should I feel like I don't rely on them, No,

967
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: no at all. Maybe I do, though I don't even

968
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: know what. Maybe like you should go to like therapy

969
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: and just like talk about your childhood. Oh yeah, one

970
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: hundred percent you want one hundred percent? Sure?

971
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 3: I just like am not like again you know who're

972
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 3: talking about you can go to therapy when you're all good,

973
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 3: like it's like a maintenance checkup.

974
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just can't.

975
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 3: It's like I just feel like because I am sweet, Yeah,

976
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 3: when I go there, stuff's going to be brought up.

977
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 3: So it's like I feel like what's going to happen

978
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 3: is you know how to grow your hair really long girls,

979
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 3: so you need to cut it and it grows better

980
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 3: because it's like you don't get split ends or like

981
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm going to go backwards before you

982
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 3: go Yeah. Yeah, So say I'm like eighty percent out

983
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 3: of one hundred happy, which is like pretty fucking good. Right,

984
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 3: Let's just say I start going to therapy.

985
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: I reckon I'm going to dip down to fifty and

986
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: then I'll go back up to like ninety ninety five.

987
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I feel like that's what's

988
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Maybe you should have the same mindset as

989
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: the dentist though, But like I just got private health insurance.

990
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: Let's get in there. I use it a therapy. Yeah, facts, Yeah,

991
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: first one's free. I don't know if the first one's

992
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: free for the If it is, dip me down to fifty,

993
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm staying there. Okay. Parents will literally not acknowledge the

994
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:49,760
Speaker 1: shit they've done wrong again facts, parents a petty. I'm

995
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: just the worst mom ever, I'm just the worst dad ever. Whatever.

996
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: Fucking hell. Parents will literally birth you and expect you

997
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: to be grateful. I saw one was like perfume without

998
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: asking for your concern exactly. I always see Yeah, they

999
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: always make something your problem. Yeah, you fucking chose to

1000
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: have just love me. Yeah, oh, this one's good. Parents

1001
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 1: will literally treat you like a child and expect you

1002
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: to act like an adult.

1003
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 3: So annoying because when you're a kid, did your parents

1004
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 3: ever say to you if you want to act like

1005
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 3: an adult.

1006
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: Or treat you like an adult? I was lucky. I

1007
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 1: think I have a very good, nice upbringing. Yeah, I

1008
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: don't have any really like parent trauma. My parents need

1009
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: to do anything too toxic. No fair, But I've heard

1010
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: from close friends shit that other parents yeah, and I'm

1011
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, these are all very relatable, very relatable.

1012
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 3: I think this one's relatable probably for everyone including you.

1013
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 3: Parents will literally expect the house to look.

1014
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: Like no one lives there when they have company. Oh legit, legit.

1015
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: That's the most annoying thing. To be fair, I was

1016
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: one of those kids who like, did you ever do this?

1017
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: I feel like you wouldn't have. Whenever I had friends over,

1018
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: I would clean up because I was like conscious about

1019
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: her house. Fuck no, yeah, I wouldn't do this. I

1020
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: would always do it, like especially in my room, like

1021
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: even like the bathroom and shit. So you thought, really,

1022
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: I've always done that. So did you do it when

1023
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: a girl was coming over for the first time? Oh

1024
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: yea yeah, yeah ye yeah.

1025
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 3: I did it with friends too, and I wouldn't do

1026
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 3: it with friends but different girl yeah yeah, yeah a girl.

1027
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. I had to do it for a girl.

1028
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: But I love When I first started and see my girlfriend,

1029
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: she was like, did you claim from me? I'm like, no,

1030
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: it's always like this.

1031
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 3: I have a funny story to tell you because you

1032
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 3: said that, you know how a while ago I picked

1033
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 3: Cassie up from this, Yeah.

1034
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: I have a slub. Sometimes we were we were.

1035
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: Just drun back, like chatting, and then I had very

1036
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 3: recently moved in with Beth, and so we were talking

1037
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 3: about that, and I was just talking about how I

1038
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 3: was like, oh, it's honestly like a lot better than

1039
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 3: I thought. I thought I wasn't gonna like Shanna bed,

1040
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 3: but I do. And then I said like, oh, I've

1041
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 3: also randomly i'm the clean one, Like I find I

1042
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 3: need to clean a lot more. I can't put up

1043
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 3: with the mess even though when I was here I could,

1044
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 3: because I don't know why. And Johanna would get livid

1045
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: about it. But what does she say? She said something

1046
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 3: like how when she goes to your house if it's messy,

1047
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 3: but she doesn't give a shit. Yeah, she said that

1048
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 3: the only thing she's worried about moving in with you

1049
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 3: is that like, you guys are gonna have to like

1050
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 3: she's gonna have to ask you to clean stuff because like,

1051
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 3: and she's never had to do it because at your

1052
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 3: house it's not her house, and she can keep her

1053
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 3: house clean, it's in her control. But she's gonna be like,

1054
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 3: I don't want to do all the cleaning.

1055
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 1: When we move in together.

1056
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 3: So she was like, the only thing is that it's

1057
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,439
Speaker 3: gonna be the cleaner, she said, I know he cleans

1058
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 3: up before I get there.

1059
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: I don't know he does, I said, But the thing

1060
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: about her is she wakes up at like five am,

1061
00:52:58,680 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: and I always ask it, like what are you doing

1062
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: the weekend? Saturday, Sunday, and like midweek she's cleaning like

1063
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: I can. There's six hours of cleaning every week. I

1064
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: do like thirty thirty forty five minutes a week. I

1065
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: wanted to bring up on the podcast. Why is it

1066
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: so hard to keep a house clean? It is?

1067
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, in part, I actually understand where my mum was

1068
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 3: coming from.

1069
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: Now you don't even have that my stuff. Imagine when

1070
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: you accumulate heaps of stuff like our parents do, or

1071
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I can't fucking stay on top of

1072
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: it at my house. It's so hard to keep dust

1073
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:28,879
Speaker 1: down and everything like that.

1074
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 3: I bought an air purifier just to try and keep

1075
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 3: the fucking dust down in my room. Yeah, I have

1076
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 3: to vacuum in there three times a week because the

1077
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 3: henry stupid hair.

1078
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little fuck.

1079
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 3: And then you've got to like you'll be walking like

1080
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 3: I have to. I have to wear slippers now because

1081
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 3: if I feel a tiny bump of a crumb, I

1082
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 3: get all frantic and have to vacuum just to stop vacuuming.

1083
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 3: Maybe it's everywhere, is it OCD?

1084
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, I didn't have it here. Yeah, I

1085
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: just have it there for some reason.

1086
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 3: And then oh mop, and you mop. I swear the

1087
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 3: next day this shit's dirty again.

1088
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah right. Maybe it's like a good influence having your

1089
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: girlfriend there, because not that you're trying to impress her,

1090
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: but you're trying to be always on your cleaner than

1091
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: she is not dirty, but she's messy. The thing that

1092
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: happens with me is when I get stressed or really busy,

1093
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: the first thing to go is my cleanliness around the house.

1094
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 1: Like close you just stand on the go around, Oh no, no,

1095
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 1: yea yeah yeah, yeh yeah, and then I clean up

1096
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 1: like on the weekend. Yeah, that's my thing. Fair, What

1097
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: have I got here? I got one left?

1098
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 3: Parents will literally, oh my god, they'll tell you sex

1099
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 3: is bad until they want grandkids.

1100
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: Oh, we haven't experienced that yet. No, my parents are

1101
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:39,399
Speaker 1: asking me for grandkids already. My stepmom, bro, what about

1102
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: your owner, she's older. You don't think that's the first

1103
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 1: thing I say every time? She should be like look

1104
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: at her.

1105
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 3: And then they're like, you mean that single bitch. I

1106
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 3: swear it for wed. So my stepmom said that single bitch.

1107
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. You should be like, I'm a just dinner.

1108
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 1: I don't even go to the dentist fair. Last time,

1109
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,479
Speaker 1: Beth and I were in Queens at my parents' house.

1110
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 1: Kate and Beth over there having a little fucking, I

1111
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: don't know, some sort of scheming session and I come

1112
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: in and then sucking, and BET's like, oh, yeah, okay,

1113
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: that's to say, what does Beth think of that Bets

1114
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: would have one right now? Really has a trucker?

1115
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 2: Oh right?

1116
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 3: Sa out here just like coaxing Kate into like thinking

1117
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 3: she's gonna have a grand kid in the next year, And.

1118
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, settle the f down. We

1119
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: didn't have them at the same time, exactly, friends, yeah, exactly,

1120
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: we've gotta be on the same mental game exactly. But

1121
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: you put it on me like he's not ready. I'm

1122
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: more I'm not ready. I have nowhere near it. Oh,

1123
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: this is my last one, A nice one to finish it.

1124
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,760
Speaker 1: We had about twelve thousand responses, a lot of scrolling

1125
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: to get all these answers, and I saw one like this,

1126
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: good one parents will literally love me. To pieces fair.

1127
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: I did see one that said love and support me. Yeah,

1128
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: I did see that, and I chose to ignore. Must

1129
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 1: be nice to be fair. My parents do love and

1130
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 1: support me, but it's so much funer to just like

1131
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 1: just roast the fuck out.

1132
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 5: All right, Jake, it's back back deep segments back.

1133
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 3: See they seem to be back in like a good

1134
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 3: what's it called consistent fashion?

1135
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: This is an old classic. Okay, I'm going to tell

1136
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: you how I came up with this deep segment. So

1137
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: it's not my question, it's not your question. No, no, no, no.

1138
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: This happened organically, which we like. I was in the

1139
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: shower when I had an epiphany, and there was a

1140
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: few things in my life that happened that made me

1141
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 1: feel this way. You were a contributing factor. Actually, I

1142
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: know what you're about to say. What just say it?

1143
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: You don't know what about to say, about two weeks ago,

1144
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: you had a little saying like, I've just been really

1145
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: appreciating my life recently. No, you didn't. I was just

1146
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: about to say again talking about appreciation anyway, that was

1147
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: one thing you said it, so I didn't really think

1148
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: too much of it. But then I was watching this

1149
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: travel vlogger the other day and he was in Indonesia

1150
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: hanging out with these kids who were about our age,

1151
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, and they were having fun, and you

1152
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 1: were also seeing how they were living, which weren't the

1153
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: best standards, and it really put mine and our lives

1154
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: into perspective and made me think. And that night, I

1155
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: was having a shower put some beats on. I was

1156
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 1: just putting some tunes on that make you think, and

1157
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: it really made me reflect. And I guess I kind

1158
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: of wanted everyone listening right now to reflect on their lives.

1159
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: And definitely we all have problems, and I don't want

1160
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 1: to take away any of those problems. But in reality,

1161
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: our life we live is really, really, really privileged, and

1162
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: we get so caught up in going to work, going

1163
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: to the gym. These phones we hold in our hands

1164
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 1: really distract you from the life you're living. How beautiful

1165
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: it is, Like how problems are, Like we all have

1166
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: most of us listen listening hopefully in a financial persition

1167
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: to have a position, to have a roof over our

1168
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,919
Speaker 1: heads and everything like that, and just made me think,

1169
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: just like, take a step back from everything you're doing

1170
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: right now, everyone listening to even you, and just be like,

1171
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: you know what, Like life's kind of good. Shit, yeah,

1172
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 1: like it's not it's not bad. And these kids really

1173
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: made me think. They were having so much fun just

1174
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: in real life, and it kind of stripped away what

1175
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: I value in life right now because we're trying to

1176
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: make money from the podcast and doing all that, and

1177
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: they're all really good problems to have, but like taking

1178
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 1: away from it, they were just having fun with each

1179
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: other talk and shit, and I think that they're like locals. Yeah,

1180
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: they're locals. And I think that sort of made me think.

1181
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: We always get asked on this podcast like, oh, what's

1182
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: your podcast about? Which we that question question. It's a

1183
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: cheap question because like how do you describe a podcast?

1184
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: But I think I finally have the answer. Okay, right,

1185
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: so this is what my conclusion. Ok I think I

1186
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 1: finally figured it out. I'm honestly so over social media,

1187
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: constantly pushing the top zero point zero zero one percent,

1188
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: the most beautiful, the most successful, the most sculpted, people

1189
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: that aren't real. But this podcast, it's for real people.

1190
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: And although it hurts me quite a lot because I

1191
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: think a lot of women might have come here because

1192
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: men might have hurt them or treated them badly, which

1193
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 1: does boil my blood a little bit. But you are

1194
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 1: here now, which we are grateful for. But we're building

1195
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: something slightly different, something that's real, a space that's relatable, grounded,

1196
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: and actually kind to one another one another where you

1197
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: can be yourself fully talk some shit, which I think

1198
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: is really really important because when we get asked that question,

1199
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to say, yeah, we just talk shit,

1200
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: but I think that's what life is about, finding people

1201
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 1: that you can relate to and talk shit about your

1202
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 1: life because life is just about talking shit. Yeah, and

1203
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: feel seen and supported, because that's what life is about. Fuck,

1204
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 1: that's pretty good, bro. I don't think I can remember

1205
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: it if someone asked me that question. No, I need

1206
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: one sence, Yeah, yeah, I need that summarize chattybut summarize

1207
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: that one sentence. But it really made me think how

1208
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: much I appreciate what we're doing and the baddies that

1209
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: are forming around us, and I hope the environment we

1210
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: are creating is a supportive one where everyone can flourish,

1211
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 1: because I think, really that's what life is about.

1212
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 3: I needed that, Yeah, definitely I need it. I need

1213
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 3: like I kick myself all the time, all the time.

1214
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's interesting. My epiphany was kind

1215
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 1: of like, as humans, we're always looking for answers, and

1216
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: along our podcast journey we kind of tried to supply

1217
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: the answers. Yeah, but realistically life is just about experiencing, Yeah,

1218
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: and the answer come when they come. Like it's a

1219
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: good point, you don't really need to search for them.

1220
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1221
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 3: Shit, Like on that appreciation thing, I've definite I've just

1222
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 3: been it's just been happening probably really, I think this

1223
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 3: year it's just been happening a bit where.

1224
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, moment's appreciation, I guess, Yeah, it's

1225
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 1: a fucking it's like hard to talk about.

1226
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 3: It's not that I like you find out how to

1227
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 3: talk about feelings, but just like, I don't know, weird

1228
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,920
Speaker 3: moments of appreciation where you're just like try and snap

1229
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 3: out of like a shitty mood or something.

1230
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's not that fucking bad and it's cliche,

1231
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: but like just appreciating the little things in life. Just

1232
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 1: look around you, Like you probably have a car, Yeah,

1233
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 1: you can probably walk. Yeah, little shit like that, Yeah,

1234
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: you should be appreciative of. But that was my epiphany. No,

1235
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: just a good epiphany, just a little one recently from

1236
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: reflecting on our lives. And I hope everyone listening has

1237
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 1: something you can be appreciative of. Yeah, and if you don't,

1238
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 1: it's coming. It always comes.

1239
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, guys, new concept is making it to

1240
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 3: another week.

1241
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 1: We're gonna just like read the.

1242
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 3: Comments from YouTube and Spotify and reply to them in person.

1243
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go first. Yeah. Please.

1244
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 3: You guys are so real for giving that girl from

1245
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 3: Dilemma one one point one a wake up call.

1246
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 1: Omg, oh, we had one like the dylema we had

1247
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: last week where she was no, no, no, yeah, I

1248
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 1: do the time code. No, it wasn't one point one.

1249
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: I do the timecode so one. I thought it was

1250
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 1: one where the girl was the other woman for the

1251
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: forty year old because we gave her awake. I'm cool too, dilemma.

1252
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 1: One was the Facebook baddie dilemma. One point one was

1253
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: the explanation of the Facebook baddy dilemma. Two was the

1254
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 1: old person. Okay, one point one, I fucking do the time,

1255
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: so but wake up call about the about how your

1256
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: boyfriend's are fucking douche Yes, slay, thank you glad we

1257
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: could help, Thank you. Andrea Santos. Alright, I have the

1258
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: Spotify comments. Ella Hartis said two times in one day

1259
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: at fifteen to twenty minutes, is rookie numbers? Jake hahha,

1260
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 1: whoa like that? Oh take that? Whoa? Alright? Mad ruder

1261
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: ell laugh fucking now, I.

1262
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 3: Got low test. That's why. Well I wasn't expecting my

1263
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 3: comment to be read out. Oh Chloe McGrory had a

1264
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 3: comment read out last week. I always come in on

1265
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 3: these videos. They probably look like a stalker at this point.

1266
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 3: Great relatable episode, guys, Give it up, Chloe, you're back again.

1267
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: Pick it up two weeks in a row, all right,

1268
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: Hannah Appleton, freezing cold meat is super normal. I do

1269
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 1: it all the time. Ah fucking oath, I commented, crazy,

1270
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: So no freezing cooked meat is normal. There's another one

1271
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: on that. Another freezing cooked me. Yeah is normal. Yeah,

1272
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 1: what's uping you were judging me and freezing my cooked meat?

1273
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 1: It's normal. I'm not a judgmental person except for you.

1274
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: You are a fucking judgment exactly. You don't know off

1275
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:06,959
Speaker 1: this podcast, Oddie is the judges person you've ever met. Yeah,

1276
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: well fuck you. From Jacqueline Underscore twenty four. This episode

1277
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 1: was incredible. Thank you, one of my absolute favorites recently.

1278
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 1: The dilemmas were so juicy and I was dying with

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Speaker 1: laughter at men will literally segment. I look forward to

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Speaker 1: new episodes each week. I hope you both have a

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Speaker 1: great day. Oh, thank you very much, Jacqueline appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Milin Blaze. Just feeling glazed raid, he said. The segment

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Speaker 1: on the partner having an only fans resonated with me

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Speaker 1: made me cry. This episode also reminded me of my worth.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Baddie's fucking oad. Yeah, let's go. Let's go next week.

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Speaker 1: I want someone to roast Audie about something. Yeah, just

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Speaker 1: keep roasting Jake. I like that better. All right, but

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Speaker 1: this is time to call the infamous Jamie. Guys.

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Speaker 3: We would like to preface we have been in touch

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Speaker 3: with Jamie not via phone, but via text.

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Speaker 1: Is this week three? It is?

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Speaker 3: This is week three of trying to call Jamie. And

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Speaker 3: so she did say I've been trying answer calls, but she.

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Speaker 1: Actually dmd US and said, hey, guys, I've been receiving

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Speaker 1: your voice messages, which is quite funny to know. I

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Speaker 1: thought she wasn't listening. But we've prepped her and she's ready.

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Speaker 1: So she put heaps of like pressure on it. I say,

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Speaker 1: she better have the best advice we've ever had. That's

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Speaker 1: called Jamie. She doesn't pick up.

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Speaker 2: Hello Jamie speaking Jamie's.

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Speaker 1: Jack and on how's it goings go? It's good to

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Speaker 1: know you're alive. Yeah, I can't believe it. It's been

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Speaker 1: three weeks. We have a question and we're going to

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Speaker 1: put a lot of pressure on you, Jamie. If that's

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Speaker 1: okay because it's been three weeks, Is it okay if

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Speaker 1: you have some advice to sign off the episode?

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Speaker 2: Yes, of course.

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Speaker 4: I've got a quote that one of my favorite quotes.

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Speaker 4: It's a very short and sweet one. But what we

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Speaker 4: think will become I like that.

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Speaker 1: That's good. That is good. That's quick manifestation. Manifestation.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie came in. I was driving you

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Speaker 3: today and I was like, Jamie's gonna answer.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Jamie. I'll say what I asked,

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Speaker 1: what did you think about voice messages?

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Speaker 4: It was actually like I didn't expect it, and then

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Speaker 4: I've like clicked on and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 4: they've actually like said things. And then when it was

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Speaker 4: on the episodes, I've like said like the episodes to

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Speaker 4: my friends and I'm like, oh my god, I used

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Speaker 4: the calls and they've actually put it up and they

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Speaker 4: were like, look at least your voice sound.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jamie, thanks so much. You have a good

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Speaker 1: mess of your day.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much, you too, Thanks Fate, stay bad.