1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiical Land. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 2: country and elders past present. 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,479 Speaker 1: We extend our respect to any First Nations Aboriginal and 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,480 Speaker 1: Torres Strait Islander people joining. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 2: Us today always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. Welcome 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 2: to close friends, everyone. Mitchell's still here with us? 8 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,919 Speaker 1: Hello, Hi Gorge. What's happening. 9 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 2: Not much covering for Brittany today. 10 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: I don't feel like I'm smart or adult enough to 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: cover for Brittany because I did that thing that most 12 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: people do when they're coming onto someone else's podcast, You 13 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 1: listen to the last few episodes to familiarize yourself, and 14 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,559 Speaker 1: I was like, we're talking about wills and I'm like 15 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: business insurance. I was like, I'm not fucking. 16 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 2: Adult enough for any of this. Oh yeah, but I 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 2: think it's fine because it's a balance, Like she's doing 18 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 2: all that, duh, I'm doing nothing. I don't have a will. 19 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 2: There's nothing to put in the will anyway. But you know, 20 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 2: but it's funny you say that, because that is High Scrollers. 21 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 2: Like when we first started High Scrollers, it was meant 22 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,679 Speaker 2: to be just like, what's trending on the internet. Well, 23 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,319 Speaker 2: that just went out the window not very far after 24 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 2: we started the whole thing, and now we just talk 25 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 2: about everything, so nothing is off limits. We literally could 26 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 2: talk about doing the wheels, running the businesses, and then 27 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 2: just the most fucked up stupid shit. 28 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 1: Perfect, that's where I come into the equation fucked up stupid. 29 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 2: Shit and then close friends is even like diving deeper 30 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 2: into that, Like we really can talk about anything. So 31 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 2: if there's anything you want to talk about, in fact, 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 2: you know what, I'll take one for the team and 33 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 2: I'll kick it off. Really, we'll go somewhere that we've 34 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 2: never been before on this podcast. 35 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: All right, let's go hemorrhoids. 36 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 2: Okay, I currently have my first one. 37 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: Ah, welcome, welcome, So you've had them before, Yeah, not 38 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: like I'm not currently okay, burdened by one, but I 39 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: have had it before. It's very humbling. 40 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 2: We'll see. I'm not opposed. We're not not opposed. I'm 41 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 2: quite familiar with an anal fisher. So, okay, an anal 42 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 2: fisher is like a little tear in your bumhole and 43 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 2: obviously every time you go to the toilet and relieve yourself, 44 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 2: it stings. It's not a pleasant experience. So anal Fishers 45 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 2: I've had a few times in the past. I have 46 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 2: spoken I think as well about when I had my 47 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 2: gallbladder out and then had to be on painkillers. You know, 48 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 2: some things down there were so solid it actually just 49 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 2: tore me apart. So anal Fishers I'm very, very familiar with. 50 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 2: But this is actually my first ever hemorrhoid. And so 51 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 2: how did you discover us? Right? So, okay, so I've 52 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 2: been a bit itchy and I was I've just been 53 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 2: a bit squirmy, like I've got worms. And I was like, oh, 54 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 2: what's going on here? And then you know, I went 55 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 2: to the bathroom yesterday and I went, that didn't feel right, 56 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 2: you know, because I know what it's meant to feel like. 57 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 2: And I went, that didn't feel right. And then anyway, 58 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 2: this morning, when I was getting ready to come to 59 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 2: the podcast, I went, I had a shower and I was, 60 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 2: you know, washing my ass as you do, and I thought, 61 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 2: let me just maybe i've got an anal fisher. I'll 62 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 2: just have a little feel down there, and I discovered 63 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 2: my first ever hemorrhoid. It felt like a little baked 64 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 2: bean was stuck like a beat or something like a 65 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 2: little bead and I pushed it and I thought, oh, 66 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 2: that's a bit weird. 67 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: Isn't it Careful? Don't push it because they can pop. 68 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,919 Speaker 2: Oh well, can you go? Is that painful? It's just your. 69 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 1: More blood than you'd think there should be. Okay, yeah, 70 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: not good. I know. I discovered mine when I was, 71 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: you know, just after a number two doing a wipe, 72 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,399 Speaker 1: and I was like, what for the love of God, 73 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: is that okay? So we've got the creams and shit? Well, 74 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: I had a cream for the anal fish. 75 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I did get it out of my bathroom cabinet 76 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 2: today to put it on, but it expired in earlier 77 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 2: in the year, so I don't want. 78 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: To told me earlier Pop got my left over of 79 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: a cream they thought about toot sweet. 80 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:48,119 Speaker 2: I'll go and have a look. Hemorrhoids also known as piles, 81 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 2: a swollen veins in the anus or rectum that can 82 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 2: cause a variety of synders. Can you please Google go 83 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 2: Google Girl for me? Oh, here we go. Causes straining 84 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 2: during boo movements. Now that hasn't happened, chronic constipation or diary. Well, 85 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 2: I'm not usually now that I don't have a gall bladder. 86 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 2: I'm hardly ever constipated. It was just the time from 87 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 2: the painkillers. But now I'm I'm more on the. 88 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I remember had of the spectrum pregnancy 89 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: at the causes, and I was like, I've not done 90 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: any of these, so I don't know. This shit doesn't discribe. 91 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 2: It heavy lifting now, I've been doing a lot of 92 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,840 Speaker 2: heavy lifting lately. Actually, fucking heavy lifting? Are you doing? 93 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: You get someone else to do it for Yeah? 94 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 2: True, and not right? Swelling and redness, Oh no, that's 95 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 2: the symptoms hang on being obese. Well, I'm on the 96 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 2: spectrum somewhere, and a low fiber diet could be a 97 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 2: low fiber diet. I don't know how much fiber I've 98 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 2: been having to be honest, you know. 99 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 1: If it was too low, like the stores wouldn't be ideal. 100 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 2: Okay, there you go, prevention a high fiber diet. So 101 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 2: maybe I've got to get some more fiber in. 102 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, this shouldn't be new shit. You made a musial lifesaver. 103 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 2: It says external hemorrhoids often resolve on their own with 104 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 2: a few days to several weeks. I don't know if 105 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 2: I could deal with it for several weeks. It's also 106 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 2: not external. When they say external, how external are they 107 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 2: talking because it's kind of just inside. 108 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it could easily become mixed. 109 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:12,919 Speaker 2: He's a diagram. 110 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: Okay, so I've become become external because it's not very 111 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: too deep, is what I'm saying. 112 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 2: Okay, so mine's an internal it's just in. Yeah, because 113 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 2: that diagram there on Google, I'm going to put mine 114 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:29,919 Speaker 2: down as an internal hemorrhoid. Really yeah, well, I don't know. 115 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 2: I'm trying to just yeah, I'm literally squirming in my seat. 116 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 1: I don't want to get too graphic. But how internal? 117 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: Because again I discovered mine when I was wiping my 118 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: ass after a number two. 119 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 2: It's not far in. It's not that far in that 120 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 2: What the fuck is that to tie it up with 121 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 2: a rubber band? Surely I'm not going to get to 122 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:54,599 Speaker 2: that stage. Oh no. The photos on Google are absolutely 123 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:59,359 Speaker 2: harrowing everyone. Yeah, oh yeah, do that one? That one's covered? 124 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 2: It says, can I look at it? Says this image. 125 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:05,599 Speaker 1: Make it was covered for a reason. 126 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 2: It cover that back up anyway. I'm just I wanted 127 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 2: to say quickly to anyone listening who maybe deals with hemorrhoids. 128 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,840 Speaker 2: I feel your pain. I'm now part of the hemorrhoid family. 129 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,279 Speaker 2: I hope this is my one and only hemorrhoidarm. 130 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: Was the one and done? 131 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 2: Oh, one and done? Okay, gorgeous, But yeah, you got 132 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 2: to get. 133 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: The good cream. I think I had to get a 134 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: prescription for it. Okay, yeah, it would sort it out 135 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 1: real quick. 136 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,920 Speaker 2: Did you have to show the doctor? 137 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: No, you kind of mistake your word for it. 138 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 2: But then why do you need a prescription? I don't know. 139 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:37,840 Speaker 1: Maybe some doctors would be like if you if they 140 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 1: don't know you from a block of star if they 141 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 1: might be like Ben, dave up, prove it. My doctor 142 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: was like, you know, I'm a regular. She's like, yeah, okay, 143 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 1: writ no worries. 144 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,720 Speaker 2: I'd hate to be a doctor. Did you know we've 145 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 2: spoken about this on the podcast already, I think, but 146 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 2: prostate exams no longer need a finger up them. 147 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 1: Really what they do? 148 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe just a blood test or something. 149 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 2: I think Brittany asked exactly the same question. I still 150 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 2: didn't know the answer. No, Google girl, this is a 151 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 2: very health specific Close Friends episode. Have you got any 152 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,479 Speaker 2: health issues going on at the moment you want to 153 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 2: talk about it. You got any anal fishes. 154 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 1: Or any are covering from my burnt legs? How do 155 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 1: I streat that it's true? 156 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 2: So do you need finger in? This is what Hannah's googling. 157 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 2: Do you need finger in bum for prostate inspection? So 158 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 2: it says you don't need a finger up the bum 159 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 2: to diagnose prostate cancer. Okay, scroll down, it's a simple 160 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 2: blood test. You're right. Well, who thought it was a 161 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 2: good idea to stick a finger up a bum? Who 162 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 2: was the. 163 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: Doctor that put the word out being like, we actually 164 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 1: don't need to do this anymore, you know, completely unnecessary, 165 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 1: stop fingering your patient. 166 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? Who was the doctor who said, you know what, 167 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 2: guys we need to be fingering their patients. I reckon 168 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 2: he needs to be investigated because it's all gone wrong here. 169 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 1: And after all, someone goes, actually, why are we doing this? 170 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 2: I don't need to do this at all? Oh my god, 171 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 2: Well that's topic one of close friends. We could go see, 172 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 2: this is the thing. We talk about so many things here, 173 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 2: we've gone that end of the spectrum, other end of 174 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 2: the spectrum. It's your choice. 175 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 1: I don't even I'm trying to visualize what the other 176 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: end of the spectrum is, because if the ars is 177 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 1: one end, what's the other end, other end of the rectum? 178 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: What are we dealing with? 179 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 2: I don't know you ever had a parasite or a tapeworm? No, 180 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 2: you ever had any healthy shoes like that are a 181 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,560 Speaker 2: bit weird. I know you're exploring botox under the arms. 182 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've I was whinging about constantly sweating, and 183 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: then because my ADHD meds, the dexis they raisy body temperature. 184 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 1: Even in the dead of fucking winter, I'm sweating and 185 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:53,040 Speaker 1: it's embarrassing having the patches. And so someone message on 186 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 1: Instagram after hearing me talk about this, and they were like, 187 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,199 Speaker 1: you know that if you get a prescription from a doctor, 188 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,200 Speaker 1: which again no questions asked, she just goes, yeah, he's 189 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 1: like a referral letter, sorry, not a prescription to like 190 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: some sweat clinic, and it's all Medicare rebout botops under 191 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 1: the arms to stop the sweating. And I think it's 192 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: only thirty bucks out of pocket. Medicare does the rest. 193 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 1: I was like, wow, good fucked imagine if all boytop 194 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: is that cheap. But like, just because it's a sweat issue. 195 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,160 Speaker 1: I'm actually entitled to it. I haven't gotten around to 196 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 1: it yet. There's quite a cue, but I've got the letter. 197 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,319 Speaker 1: Might tell my doctor that I've sweat profusely from my forehead. 198 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 1: I just need to get that fire. My crow's feet 199 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 1: are drenched all the time. I need to do something 200 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:35,800 Speaker 1: about it. Toc But you know, I'm quite excited about that. 201 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,840 Speaker 1: A sweat free summer. Yeah, how marvelous. 202 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 2: Nice because I hate I hate sweating, and I am 203 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 2: someone who I would always I can always run like 204 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 2: I would always rather be cold. 205 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:47,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. 206 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 2: I love the sun. I love summer, but I hate sweating, 207 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 2: and I hate being so hot that it's uncomfortable. I 208 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 2: would rather, you know, step into a shopping center that's 209 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,840 Speaker 2: like ice cold than one of the air cone's broken 210 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 2: and it's sweltering in there. 211 00:09:58,880 --> 00:09:59,559 Speaker 1: Oh, I hate that. 212 00:09:59,720 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 2: Now. 213 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,360 Speaker 1: I went to a smash room on the weekend. How 214 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 1: was that because I fling hot? 215 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:04,640 Speaker 2: Oh? 216 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,160 Speaker 1: I would have enjoyed it a lot more because they 217 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,120 Speaker 1: give you these like huge overalls to wear for one, 218 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,680 Speaker 1: which I thought that's excessive, But then I realized that 219 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,440 Speaker 1: like I would have just been cut to buggery. There's 220 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,560 Speaker 1: ship flying everywhere in the stufs room, but yeah, there 221 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 1: was no aircon and it really ruined it for me 222 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 1: because I was so sweaty and discussing. It also made 223 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 1: my hair go all gross from all the bloody dust 224 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,720 Speaker 1: and debris from the broken plates and stuff. So it 225 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: was good, but yeah, the release that I needed for 226 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,840 Speaker 1: my soul, the anger I was letting out, it just 227 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 1: made me more angry because I'm like, well, now I'm 228 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,079 Speaker 1: sweaty again. 229 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:41,640 Speaker 2: And what was the feeling of doing the smash room? 230 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 2: Because for me when I went and did the smash 231 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 2: room with my friend, you know, obviously it's like designed 232 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 2: or advertised as come and get all your rage out 233 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,719 Speaker 2: and you know, smash the things at the wall and 234 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,440 Speaker 2: like get angry and get all get all the anger 235 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 2: out of you. For me, we threw our first plate 236 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 2: and we fucking pissed ourselves. Like for us, we just 237 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,440 Speaker 2: laughed for the whole half. 238 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,520 Speaker 1: It was more that it was more for the fun 239 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 1: of it because it's always been my dream. Yeah, this 240 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,640 Speaker 1: is like a little bit fuck to say, but I've 241 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,920 Speaker 1: always said that if I was ever heaven forbid on 242 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 1: my deathbed and I've got one of those make a 243 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,160 Speaker 1: wish things My make a wish would be for a 244 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,839 Speaker 1: teato sort to allow me to come in there with 245 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,839 Speaker 1: the hammer and just fuck up all the teapots, you 246 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 1: know how they've got them immaculately, immaculately placed in like 247 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,400 Speaker 1: a pyramid. At the tea t thoughts or these gorgeous teapots. 248 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 1: I often often have the intrusive. 249 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,640 Speaker 2: Thought, what if I just play came in with a baseball. 250 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,920 Speaker 1: Bat, And so I've always had that dream, And then 251 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 1: I found out smash rooms or are things. So it's 252 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,599 Speaker 1: just the novelty of being able to break shit. You 253 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,319 Speaker 1: don't even have that much anger. It's just fun. 254 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, that's the thing. We were just laughing. 255 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:47,440 Speaker 1: We're hissing ourselves at just being able to do something 256 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 1: we've never done, like smashed a plate on purpose, Like 257 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 1: it was just so because society tells you you're not 258 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,080 Speaker 1: supposed to exactly in fact, what society thinks if you 259 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,600 Speaker 1: want to smash a plate to. 260 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 2: It, you know. 261 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,560 Speaker 1: And I was so tempted to because I had like 262 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,640 Speaker 1: optional up like add ons that you paytra for. If 263 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,400 Speaker 1: you pay forty bucks, I'll give you a microwave. You 264 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: can fuck that up. They had all these add ons. 265 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,440 Speaker 1: But I was like, I reckon, they'd be harder to 266 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 1: smash than you actually think, because one time I was 267 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,200 Speaker 1: trying to smash an internet modem because I hated this 268 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: Internet provider. I don't want to say in case they're 269 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,480 Speaker 1: a major bloody sponsor, but I wanted to smash this 270 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 1: modem and like film me doing it to let out 271 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,560 Speaker 1: my rage because they were the worst Internet ever and 272 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,480 Speaker 1: I could not fucking break the bastard. 273 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,480 Speaker 2: Didn't you set it on fire? 274 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, because it wouldn't break. I ended up with setting 275 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: it on fire, do you I don't canh that's right? 276 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,079 Speaker 2: And then didn't you weren't you meant? Weren't you asked 277 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 2: to delete it? 278 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: Or yeah? 279 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was by a different brand that you were 280 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 2: working with because it was a bit violent or something or. 281 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 1: No, it was during the time back in the day 282 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,800 Speaker 1: when we were trying to get our podcasts off the ground, 283 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 1: and our management said, it's not a good look for 284 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,760 Speaker 1: you to be burning shit on the internet when you're 285 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,560 Speaker 1: trying to get a contract here. Oh, it was more 286 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,000 Speaker 1: just not a good look Mitchell. 287 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, true, because all eyes would have been on your profile. 288 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, at the time, what sort of person are you 289 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 1: about to hire? And then they came and that's the 290 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaker 1: sort of behavior I'm doing, just setting shit on fire. 291 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:10,080 Speaker 2: Nah, isn't it funny how like life changes, Like the 292 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 2: amount of blood, sweat and tears we had to put 293 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 2: into getting trash Ali off the ground. 294 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,320 Speaker 1: I wasn't even allowed to burn. Sheit on the internet, 295 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 1: I know. 296 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,559 Speaker 2: And then we literally both have because you have your podcast? 297 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,200 Speaker 2: Is it just me? Which sadly is ending, But if they've. 298 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 1: Listened, if not too late, we've got a couple of 299 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 1: weeks left, but then you've got five years worth of binging. Yeah, 300 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 1: if you want to catch us, and I'm on a 301 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 1: few of the episodes as well, many episodes, it's possible. 302 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,800 Speaker 1: But you're one of our most frequent. 303 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 2: Guests, yeah, which is an honor. But I will say, 304 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,480 Speaker 2: if you are going to go back and listen to 305 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,880 Speaker 2: those episodes, just remember I changed my mind about every 306 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,319 Speaker 2: three months. So anything I said in. 307 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,960 Speaker 1: Those pod that makes me so anxious. 308 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 2: Or I could never go back and listen to even 309 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 2: high scrollers. We've only been going for just over a year. 310 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 2: I couldn't go back to listen to some of our 311 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,319 Speaker 2: episodes from six months ago because I go whatever I said, 312 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,440 Speaker 2: then I either don't stand by I think have changed 313 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,640 Speaker 2: blah blah blah. Do you know what I mean? And also, hello, 314 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 2: we're comedians. Sometimes we just have to get to the 315 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 2: butt of a joke. 316 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,320 Speaker 1: We have Also sometimes I really mean what I'm saying 317 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,240 Speaker 1: at the time. But then I'm like, oh, because when 318 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 1: people tell me they're going to listen to old episodes, 319 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,160 Speaker 1: I'm starting from the start and binging. I'm like, oh, 320 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: fuck me, what have I said that I will later contradict, 321 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,400 Speaker 1: Like there was a point in time that I ranted 322 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,600 Speaker 1: on the podcast about how much I hate cats. Now 323 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,520 Speaker 1: I'm a proud cat mum. I love my little girl. 324 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 1: I've gone off dogs. If anything, I want to listen 325 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,840 Speaker 1: full ramp about how dogs are better. Bullshit, They're not, 326 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 1: and they're fast forward a few years and I'll change. 327 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 2: My mind again. Yeah, legit, You'll get rid of Isabella 328 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:39,680 Speaker 2: and you'll have four dogs round and round. We need 329 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 2: to Can we do a poll on our Can you 330 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,920 Speaker 2: just poles on Spotify for episodes? 331 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: I don't think you can anymore. I tried to do 332 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: that for they just have a comment section. Actually, no, 333 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:49,920 Speaker 1: you can do poles. 334 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I was going to do a 335 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 2: pole like cats or dogs or something, but fuck it, 336 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,160 Speaker 2: we'll do it in the broadcast. Change. Yeah, you're right, 337 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 2: you're right. Now, you're right, you're right, you're right. No, 338 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,200 Speaker 2: that's all good, all right, Well, anything else you want 339 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 2: to say, any parting words for our scrollers here Mitchell, 340 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 2: that you want to say before we wrap this one up. 341 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,240 Speaker 1: Oh I'm on the spot. Thanks for having me. 342 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 2: That's all right. You'll definitely be back in the future. 343 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,320 Speaker 2: And of course, don't forget last time. We're going to 344 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 2: tell you buy tickets to our show. The link will 345 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,400 Speaker 2: be in the show notes. It's called Can't be Bothered. 346 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,680 Speaker 2: It's coming to Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne. But you're probably 347 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,000 Speaker 2: already aware you're just lazy and haven't brought you tickets yet. Yeah. 348 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 1: This can be your Christmas present to yourself, or send 349 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: the link to other people in your life and be like, 350 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 1: this is what I bloody want. Yeah, I don't want 351 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 1: some shit fucking candle or whatever. Make it this please 352 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,760 Speaker 1: or what I really want. 353 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 2: Buy you and your entire friend group tickets for Christmas. 354 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 2: Good call, yeah, good always thinking, always thinking. Anyway, thank 355 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 2: you for joining us Mitchell. If people want to follow 356 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,440 Speaker 2: you online, where can they find you? 357 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: Just at Mitchell Combs. No e in Kombs by the way, 358 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 1: that's the psychic Yeah, common mistake. There's two of us. 359 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,320 Speaker 2: That's the psychic body. Ill forgot about him. 360 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,920 Speaker 1: When people google Mitchell Kumb's tickets, they're like, why am 361 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,880 Speaker 1: I getting a reading at Illa? What are real? They 362 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,000 Speaker 1: go to the wrong fucking show. 363 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,840 Speaker 2: No, that's not real. Well, thank you for joining us 364 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 2: for close friends, Thanks for listening, scrollers, and don't forget. 365 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,720 Speaker 2: We'll see you next Tuesday.