Speaker 1: Okay, Ben lemon Bell.
Speaker 2: The new sound of nov Mornings in twenty twenty three
Speaker 2: is early Breakfast.
Speaker 3: Tease Ben Lemon Bell from six AM and Jodi and Hazy.
Speaker 1: From seven Absolutely loving in the morning.
Speaker 4: Smile, I guess I'm driving Showy.
Speaker 5: Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 2: It's the new sound of nover in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Adelaide, Good morning Andrew Hayes. How are you.
Speaker 7: I'm doing so well from Monday, Joe. It's good to
Speaker 7: see you, and welcome aboard this morning to everyone. If
Speaker 7: it's your first time, it's okay. We'll be gentle and
Speaker 7: we can have some fun.
Speaker 5: It's all good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay. I just want to say I don't want
Speaker 6: to alarm people because if you're listening in for the
Speaker 6: first time, two weekends in a row, you've been solo.
Speaker 2: So why does your wife hate you.
Speaker 5: I'm not really sure what's going on here.
Speaker 7: I don't there's a hidden message because I've been assured
Speaker 7: that my marriage is as strong as ever. It's week two.
Speaker 7: We've had a bit of loanely time. I've got to say,
Speaker 7: I don't know what to do it myself. Saturday, I
Speaker 7: sat there and I thought you would go. I've really
Speaker 7: really spent some personal time, and I did everything I
Speaker 7: need to do very very quickly, and then I had
Speaker 7: the rest of the Saturday night. I ended up doing
Speaker 7: what good dads do, and I fell asleep on the
Speaker 7: couch at nine o'clock with my back.
Speaker 5: Tilted back, with my neck out.
Speaker 7: And I woke up at one of the o'clock in
Speaker 7: the morning like this, Where am I try to go
Speaker 7: to bed?
Speaker 2: It's like dribble all down the side of your mouth. God,
Speaker 2: that's sad.
Speaker 5: That was me.
Speaker 2: Your weekend, My weekend was solid, was good?
Speaker 5: Solid? What does that mean? It sounds like you punched
Speaker 5: out three hundred beers? What is that? Was solid?
Speaker 8: Me?
Speaker 2: No, it was just nice. Just went out to dinner
Speaker 2: with some girlfriends. Huh Saturday night?
Speaker 5: Did you catch up with the girls?
Speaker 2: Caught up with the girl and how are they? It's
Speaker 2: so good? Oh yeah, all so good. I toiled down
Speaker 2: under wrapped up yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 7: Congratulations to Jay Vine and also congratulations of Grace Brown
Speaker 7: who won the women's t tou a few days ago.
Speaker 7: But look love to see it because the street has
Speaker 7: absolutely come alive with lycra and look at that.
Speaker 5: The spirit like will live on for the next sort
Speaker 5: of couple of months. Yeah, with the clip clops in
Speaker 5: the cafe, it's nice.
Speaker 6: Then it's going to die out and then all the
Speaker 6: mammals will go. You know what, I actually don't like
Speaker 6: riding a bike.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's actually I started riding a bike to try
Speaker 7: and attract a mate and it's not working.
Speaker 5: What's going on here?
Speaker 6: A big show coming up? Judge Jody, ask us anything.
Speaker 6: Jody's Juice Free for twenty three. All you have to
Speaker 6: do is get on air to be in the running
Speaker 6: for a.
Speaker 2: Grand in your bank account. It's pretty easy week for
Speaker 2: the rest of the year. How good.
Speaker 7: We'll just take care of you for a full year,
Speaker 7: and then after that you're buy yourself.
Speaker 5: That's a big enough headstart. You've got to really sort
Speaker 5: of fend for yourself after that. But a good solid year.
Speaker 6: It's exactly right, Hazy the old send the wrong text
Speaker 6: message to the wrong person trick.
Speaker 2: I did it on the weekend.
Speaker 7: It's reeks of another out of Boddy experience. Just random
Speaker 7: situations seem to find you more than most people.
Speaker 2: It's like the universe has gone haha.
Speaker 7: And let's play a practical joke. Who should we choose Jody.
Speaker 7: We chose her a couple of days ago.
Speaker 6: Nah.
Speaker 5: Nah, she's very accessible. Go again, Let's go for it again.
Speaker 2: Go again.
Speaker 6: So on the weekend I saw an Instagram video. It
Speaker 6: reminded me of my work wife TIF. You know Tip
Speaker 6: very well from ten years. First, she's about to be
Speaker 6: our weather girl. She's incredible, she was on Singapore's Next
Speaker 6: Top Model. Just a stunning looking creature. But she likes
Speaker 6: to take the mickey out of herself. So for example,
Speaker 6: if she does a piece to camera, which we call
Speaker 6: in the business, she'll look back at it and she
Speaker 6: will go, oh my god, I look so stunning. Look
Speaker 6: at how gorgeous like look.
Speaker 5: And it's also funny because she's not arrogant at all.
Speaker 6: No, she's the most humble person you'll ever meet. So
Speaker 6: I saw this video. I'm going to play a little
Speaker 6: snippet of it. Let me explain. It's a mini TIF, right.
Speaker 6: So it's a little girl, she's a very pretty little girl,
Speaker 6: and she was asked by her mum, oh, what's on
Speaker 6: your face?
Speaker 2: Have a listen, Chloe, what is on your face? It
Speaker 2: all again, Chloe, what is on your face?
Speaker 6: Beauty? That look on her face is like like beauty, Like,
Speaker 6: what are you even talking about?
Speaker 2: How is this even in question?
Speaker 6: So at the same time, on the weekend, I was
Speaker 6: having a conversation with my sister in law who sent
Speaker 6: me a horrendously offensive message that made me laugh.
Speaker 2: So we started a conversation about that.
Speaker 6: She said, you have to get the Coals magazine because
Speaker 6: we have a real affinity for salads. Her and I like,
Speaker 6: we love a good salad. She's like, get the Coals magazine.
Speaker 6: And I sent back to her, is this what we've become?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 2: Are we talking about the Coals magazines?
Speaker 6: And she basically replied words that insinuated in graphic terms
Speaker 6: that the Coals magazine provides her with more joy than
Speaker 6: any man could.
Speaker 2: I can flag it.
Speaker 5: That's very professionally put.
Speaker 6: So I I screamshot that and I sent it to
Speaker 6: you for a laugh because I knew it would make
Speaker 6: you laugh. And then at the same time that I
Speaker 6: was going to send my bosses at Channel ten, two
Speaker 6: of them, like basically my boss and the second in charge.
Speaker 6: I meant to send them the video of many tiff
Speaker 6: I didn't. I sent them the video of the conversation
Speaker 6: with my sister in.
Speaker 5: Law feedback response, do.
Speaker 8: You know what?
Speaker 2: He replied, whoa?
Speaker 7: He's a loss of words. I could say as whoa,
Speaker 7: and you can see it on his face as well.
Speaker 2: And then my other boss replied, I don't understand any
Speaker 2: of this. I'm like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 7: I don't understand. But what I do know is that
Speaker 7: you're no longer required a channel.
Speaker 2: He won't be gracing them with my presence on.
Speaker 5: Oh jeez.
Speaker 7: If you're in a texting relationship or some kind of
Speaker 7: relationship with Jade text you just be careful, be careful.
Speaker 2: Tread cautiously.
Speaker 8: Story tells you.
Speaker 6: With your family away, you had the opportunity to jump
Speaker 6: on board the White Lotus train.
Speaker 2: What did you think?
Speaker 5: How good?
Speaker 7: The hotel manager, Yes, very very good. I've just seen
Speaker 7: season one and look every single character by the end
Speaker 7: of it, You're like, I am in love with all
Speaker 7: of them, and this is I know what all the
Speaker 7: fuss is about now. And a few little twists and turns,
Speaker 7: a few little scenes where you go, WHOA.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to like spoiler alert, but.
Speaker 6: Tanya will no longer be on White Lotus when it
Speaker 6: comes back. Tania is your favorite Jennifer Coolidge. So now
Speaker 6: she's opting for some other screen time on TikTok, and
Speaker 6: in her first video, she shows off her skills by
Speaker 6: performing one of the great lyrics of all time, Jenny
Speaker 6: from the Block.
Speaker 4: Hi, this is my first TikTok and I was trying
Speaker 4: to think of something cool to do, and I think,
Speaker 4: I think I'm just going to do a poem that
Speaker 4: I like. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
Speaker 4: I'm still Jenny, Jenny, Jenny from the Block.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: I really really like it.
Speaker 5: That's perfect. It's just perfect.
Speaker 6: Guess who that was at the end, who says I
Speaker 6: like that, I really like that.
Speaker 2: Jennerson. No, it's Jeff.
Speaker 5: What's a solid endorsement right there.
Speaker 2: It's not bad, is it.
Speaker 6: Kanye heading to Australia. The rapper is taking a trip
Speaker 6: down Under with twenty seven year old Bianca Censory to
Speaker 6: meet his new wife's Melbourne based family.
Speaker 2: I mean, how good.
Speaker 6: Let you marry someone and then you go quite like
Speaker 6: to meet your family.
Speaker 7: I'm sure the parents will absolutely approve of Kanye, because
Speaker 7: you know, he's so humble.
Speaker 8: Everybody wants to know what I would do if I
Speaker 8: didn't win.
Speaker 9: I guess we'll never know.
Speaker 6: So he had this whirlwinded wedding to the Australian architect
Speaker 6: Bianca earlier this month. And then the rapper who now
Speaker 6: goes by ya just yay?
Speaker 2: Is it yay? I'm looking at producers.
Speaker 7: Aree it's definitely yay. Can confirm as well that his
Speaker 7: producer Sean. I'm not sure how old you are Sean
Speaker 7: by your comment before, you might be sixty or seventy.
Speaker 5: He said, I think it's yee. It's not yee? Can
Speaker 5: ye shortened yay.
Speaker 6: It comes two months after West forty five finalized his
Speaker 6: divorce from Kim kar Dashian, with whom he shares four children.
Speaker 2: That was a real stable relationship.
Speaker 7: Wasn't it better than Kim? And Chris Humphries got's it
Speaker 7: seventy two days?
Speaker 2: Was it less than?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 6: Well we now Beyonce has stunned everyone in a beautiful
Speaker 6: gown as she entertains stars including Kendall, Jennet, Rebel Wilson,
Speaker 6: Ellen Pompeo from Gray's Anatomy and Millie McIntosh. I don't
Speaker 6: know who that is at the Atlantis Royal high opening
Speaker 6: in Dubai in a twenty four million dollar performance. Can
Speaker 6: I say last week my sister in law said to me, John,
Speaker 6: who's her husband, is back in Dubai. He was running
Speaker 6: this whole shebang, and she flew out very quickly to
Speaker 6: go and watch this performance. I've just fielded a phone
Speaker 6: call from her. She's on night two. She's ticking over
Speaker 6: very very well. She said that Beyonce performance was the
Speaker 6: most amazing thing she's ever seen in her life.
Speaker 2: And she got Blue Ivy up on stage. Real daughter,
Speaker 2: they did something together.
Speaker 5: She certainly hasn't lost it. Beyonce yep, better than the original.
Speaker 6: They banned all recordings, so they had to put their
Speaker 6: phones in like a special bag so no one could
Speaker 6: could actually record it. But it was incredible, she said, unbelievable.
Speaker 6: And she's still stalking Ellen Pompeo trying to get in anoder.
Speaker 7: There you go, are so Beyonce as well, just to
Speaker 7: enter that category of genuine flawless humans.
Speaker 2: Flawless human look at it.
Speaker 7: As far as I know, there's only three Beyonce. Yes,
Speaker 7: you got Conroy, scary You're going to are your fourth,
Speaker 7: your top four. I didn't think this was going to
Speaker 7: go this at all.
Speaker 6: What if dot Com helps Aussies make the most out
Speaker 6: of every trip.
Speaker 7: Book a hotel, fly, surfboard and snorkel or before you
Speaker 7: can say bricky buffet.
Speaker 2: And jump on the water and get started.
Speaker 5: What if it's Aussie for travel?
Speaker 6: Well, hazy, this is the start of our third week together.
Speaker 2: So far, so good, Yeah, so far, so good. No conflict,
Speaker 2: no arguments.
Speaker 7: It feels like you're about to say, but however, however,
Speaker 7: but however, save sort of bracket.
Speaker 6: Something happened this week that you well, your eyebrows will rise,
Speaker 6: let's just say that.
Speaker 2: So I got a package on my desk and it
Speaker 2: was from Channel seven. Lovely. I thought, what a Channel
Speaker 2: seven sending me?
Speaker 6: And so I open it up and it's this awesome
Speaker 6: like spill the tea kind of like cocktail shaker and
Speaker 6: all these little bottles, you know, these mini alcohol bottles.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's really nice. And then I
Speaker 2: glance over to your desk.
Speaker 7: Now it's just me sitting at my desk with nothing
Speaker 7: on it. It's playing a thumb war with myself. Where's mine?
Speaker 6: Why wouldn't your own employer, if they indeed value valued
Speaker 6: your contribution, why wouldn't they send you a nice little
Speaker 6: gift back.
Speaker 7: I'm assuming they're they're sitting there going, ah haz everyone, Well,
Speaker 7: what's the point? He's on our books anyway, So don't
Speaker 7: worry about him. Let's not don't even think about whether
Speaker 7: this will cause a bit of a fracture in.
Speaker 5: The team at Nova. No, they'll be above that. Don't
Speaker 5: won't take it personally at all.
Speaker 6: Who's sitting in the marketing department at seven going let's
Speaker 6: just run who should we send these gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Little gifts out to? Jody Otie? She works at Channel ten.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 7: Let's give it to Jody. And let's not even give
Speaker 7: it to the team. Let's just give it directly to Jody.
Speaker 7: That makes sense, doesn't it. He'll be fine, he won't
Speaker 7: carry on about it at all.
Speaker 2: I just saw a genuine twitch in your face, like hook.
Speaker 5: The what what if?
Speaker 2: And you regress to a five year old. You're looking
Speaker 2: at me like why.
Speaker 3: Is she ing it?
Speaker 7: One genuinely jumped on the ground, started stamping my feet
Speaker 7: and punching the ground like my two year old daughter, Lottie.
Speaker 6: But however, you got something nice from my workplace.
Speaker 7: Yes, thank you very much to our paramount who sent
Speaker 7: through a little gift pack out promoting nineteen twenty three,
Speaker 7: which is just a box of shredded paper and some lemons.
Speaker 7: And I don't know how to make lemonade, but it's
Speaker 7: a good box, my general.
Speaker 2: Den send you a box of lemons to look.
Speaker 5: It's really nice, isn't it.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Joey?
Speaker 7: Just going through it as we speak, and you feel
Speaker 7: free to take those lemons too, because you know what
Speaker 7: good are they to me?
Speaker 5: Actually have a lemon tree as well.
Speaker 2: Quit it for a second.
Speaker 6: I'm taking their lemons out because it's got a sticker
Speaker 6: with a finger pointing to underneath.
Speaker 5: This is a bit complicated, get into that.
Speaker 7: Sure, well, I'm not supposed to know how these little
Speaker 7: seat Is there a secret compartment?
Speaker 5: Is that what you're trying to say?
Speaker 6: Secrets?
Speaker 2: What's the movie about prohibition?
Speaker 6: Ooh yeah, well then obviously there's a secret secret compartment.
Speaker 2: You lift this up.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, shotgun. Ah, it's a big bottle of
Speaker 5: alcohol in there. I know.
Speaker 7: I think there's a firm lesson in this. I'm still
Speaker 7: trying to work it out. Can you make any sense
Speaker 7: to me?
Speaker 2: I can I know exactly what the lesson is? Your
Speaker 2: employer doesn't value you.
Speaker 7: Okay, I thought it was just like free stuff.
Speaker 5: A big fan of this.
Speaker 7: Shady gives producers Zoe to really shine first and foremost.
Speaker 5: Welcome to you, your mining goes.
Speaker 6: But also it's a bittersweet, isn't it Because when you
Speaker 6: get it right that someone's dined and you celebrate that fact,
Speaker 6: it feels it feels.
Speaker 7: Wrong, yeah, but it also feels really right because the
Speaker 7: feeling that you get from having a little win, yeah,
Speaker 7: really really takes over the fact that they don't along
Speaker 7: with this.
Speaker 5: And they're not going to complain about it.
Speaker 2: They're not going to stay dead, am I? Right?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: Let's rip into it.
Speaker 10: Well, first one, were ready, Barry Humphries.
Speaker 4: In your introduction, you described me as a female impersonator.
Speaker 5: Well, it's almost right. I think I'm a housewife impersonator.
Speaker 10: John Barry Humphries an Australian comedian, actor, author, and satirist.
Speaker 10: He is best known for writing and playing his on
Speaker 10: stage and television alter ego Dame Edna born February nineteen
Speaker 10: thirty four, Dead or Alive.
Speaker 5: Ladies.
Speaker 6: First, he's past very confident about me.
Speaker 5: Yes, I believe he has passed as well.
Speaker 7: But look blessed him. No doubt he's watching us right
Speaker 7: now in heaven. Good morning to you, Barry.
Speaker 10: Yes, good morning to you Barry, because he's alive, well
Speaker 10: and truly. Yeah yeah, nut, yeah, okay, all right, next
Speaker 10: up this one, this song will be a little more
Speaker 10: fun with grumpy Cat tired air source nicknamed grumpy Cat,
Speaker 10: an American internet celebrity cat known for her permanently grumpy face,
Speaker 10: which was caused by an underbite.
Speaker 2: She did her alive.
Speaker 6: I'm guessing grumpy Cat was so angry that eventually it
Speaker 6: consumed her and filled her.
Speaker 2: So we're saying dead hazy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I know this because didn't she die
Speaker 7: from heart disease?
Speaker 5: I just made that, But she did pass.
Speaker 2: She did pass.
Speaker 10: Your both correct, I point to you each.
Speaker 7: Stop celebrating. I mean grumpy Cat will live on in
Speaker 7: our hearts forever.
Speaker 2: Of course. Yeah yeah. In the business was.
Speaker 6: A special, special little place in my heart for grumpy Cat.
Speaker 10: And I remember coffees on the line here, so you're scoring evenly.
Speaker 9: I need someone to.
Speaker 2: Win down to buy coffees.
Speaker 10: Yep, all right, all right.
Speaker 2: Liza Minelly no.
Speaker 10: Live Manelli an actress, singer, dance and choreographer, known for
Speaker 10: her commanding stage presence and her role as Sally Bowles
Speaker 10: in Cabaret. She's won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony Award.
Speaker 10: Born in March nineteen forty six, Dead or Alive.
Speaker 2: She's won an award this morning for still being alive.
Speaker 7: Okay, coming in strong and I'm just trying to wreck
Speaker 7: my brain lis Manelli, I'm spaghetti.
Speaker 10: I mean, ma'am, and you're gone.
Speaker 5: You got to lose yourself. No quite, No, I think
Speaker 5: I think has actually passed away. Unfortunately.
Speaker 10: Yay, she's a lie, so hazy copy on you, skinny
Speaker 10: gap with a sweet.
Speaker 7: I've got I don't have my wallet, ask us anything,
Speaker 7: just another opportunity to really break down the barriers. Sam,
Speaker 7: get to know you as you get to know us.
Speaker 7: No question is off limits.
Speaker 6: I mean, you guys think it's fun. I think it's terrifying,
Speaker 6: but whatever, it's.
Speaker 7: Good exposing the true, which is the best way to
Speaker 7: really really tap into someone's solemn.
Speaker 3: My ride produce a short oh correct, and I'm the
Speaker 3: fun one who gets to go through all the questions
Speaker 3: and go, oh, this one's gonna stump the grinds. So
Speaker 3: you're ready ready for a Monday session.
Speaker 9: Look, Penny, are.
Speaker 2: You ready for a Monday session?
Speaker 5: It's early, but okay, so away.
Speaker 2: For a few days. You're up for it? Sorry, sure, pleasure.
Speaker 3: So Penny from No Longer South has said, Jody and Hazy,
Speaker 3: I just love waking up with you too. The question
Speaker 3: I would like to ask is, having been in radio
Speaker 3: for a few years, has either of you ever accidentally
Speaker 3: sworn on air before?
Speaker 11: Yes, sir, Yes, and yes several times have you yeah, okay,
Speaker 11: big time. Yeah, a couple of times of the previous employee,
Speaker 11: but then employee before that as well. I've actually, and
Speaker 11: I'll make this condensed as possible, I've never told this
Speaker 11: story before because I feared for my radio life.
Speaker 2: Now you're in a safe space.
Speaker 5: Save space, tight knit and over family, all that.
Speaker 2: It's so fine.
Speaker 5: So I was doing it.
Speaker 6: After two weeks, you're really ingrained here and over family.
Speaker 6: Nothing you could say I could get.
Speaker 2: You fired, So go for it, very good.
Speaker 7: A couple weeks into a previous job, I tried to
Speaker 7: do a little thing where the mic was on, but
Speaker 7: I played a different bit of audio and then I
Speaker 7: was going to come off the back. It was going
Speaker 7: to be very very technical and it was probably above me. Anyway,
Speaker 7: I stuffed it all up and I thought the mic
Speaker 7: was down, and I pressed the audio on the wrong
Speaker 7: bit and I crashed.
Speaker 5: The song was an absolute mess.
Speaker 7: And then, thinking the MIC's off, I screamed at the
Speaker 7: top of my lung, this is a true story for sake,
Speaker 7: and then screamed out the F word, like from the belly.
Speaker 7: And then I sat there going, I can't believe I
Speaker 7: did that. I'm thinking, you know, I can't believe I
Speaker 7: stuffed that bit of audio, and I looked down and thought,
Speaker 7: how can I hear myself?
Speaker 5: The MIC's were on.
Speaker 7: I sunk to the floor and I looked at my
Speaker 7: phone waiting for the boss to call me. Yeah, he
Speaker 7: never called me. I never spoke of it. Somehow this
Speaker 7: happened like mid afternoon on a Saturday. No one said anything.
Speaker 7: A few people and I had access to the Facebook
Speaker 7: page people write on Facebook deleted by me, and we
Speaker 7: got away with that.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, true story.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you why you got away with that?
Speaker 2: Because no one it was okay. I apologize, everyone listens
Speaker 2: to thank you.
Speaker 9: I'm a little worried about our jobs now, Jodie, this
Speaker 9: could happen.
Speaker 2: I want to hear about the time I dropped in their.
Speaker 3: Far Oh gosh, ye, you're both going to get me fired.
Speaker 6: So I am at a previous employer during a song,
Speaker 6: assumed that the guy behind the panel was like, you know,
Speaker 6: good enough for his job to turn the microphones off
Speaker 6: between songs.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it happens, sometimes you forget.
Speaker 6: So he went to the toilet unbeknownst to me, left
Speaker 6: the mics on. We were talking about a quiz that
Speaker 6: we did, and I said, if anyone gets the answer
Speaker 6: to number ten right, I will run naked in this studio.
Speaker 5: Where that sounds like a radio skit.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 6: And so then everyone came running from everyone. Mics are on,
Speaker 6: the mics.
Speaker 2: Are on, and we had one complaint.
Speaker 6: So there was someone that rang in and said, oh
Speaker 6: my god, she gonna apologize for saying near fom And
Speaker 6: then we had forty nine callers going, when is she
Speaker 6: going to get naked in this studio?
Speaker 9: Typical radio radio?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 9: Our next question is from Dave from Elizabeth grow.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, I googled Hazy on the weekend. It's always good,
Speaker 3: always good to google.
Speaker 2: No it's not. It can't know. It never ends well.
Speaker 9: But I'm with you, Hazy.
Speaker 3: I google myself every now and again on the right
Speaker 3: side of the track.
Speaker 9: Googled Hazy on.
Speaker 3: The weekend, and you're right, he's a spitting image of
Speaker 3: the state premiere Peter malanowskis Maley. What I want to
Speaker 3: know is how much is Hazy benching at the gym?
Speaker 3: And I bet it's more than Malie?
Speaker 11: Ok?
Speaker 6: Did I not text you on the weekend saying I
Speaker 6: just made eight kilos my bitch?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Eight kilos.
Speaker 7: That's a killer's on both sides, Sean, that's a combination
Speaker 7: of sixteen kilos.
Speaker 5: Jodi was pushing out incredible stuff. Are you So?
Speaker 7: I don't do your classic bench press because I had
Speaker 7: a shoulder coconstruction back in the day. It just hurts
Speaker 7: my shoulder, so I do dumb bells, so not that much.
Speaker 7: I'm just going to concede defeat here. Malie's built upstairs. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so I'm going to say he's going to bench more
Speaker 7: than official.
Speaker 6: So, I, previous to taking this job, would go to
Speaker 6: the gym every single morning with Malie and he's there
Speaker 6: so I could witness exactly what he's doing.
Speaker 5: What sort of waits person is he is? He is?
Speaker 5: He lowed like.
Speaker 2: Not at all.
Speaker 5: He's a gentleman.
Speaker 2: He's he's very very low key, does a.
Speaker 5: Lot of abs right good and shows.
Speaker 2: Never seen him do legs?
Speaker 5: Would you call him legs?
Speaker 3: And our final question from Peter from Plimpton is, guys,
Speaker 3: I know you have been working together for only a
Speaker 3: few weeks, but just wondering what your most embarrassing moment
Speaker 3: is so far between each other?
Speaker 2: Oh, have we had what?
Speaker 5: That's a good good question.
Speaker 6: I mean I don't think there is. Like I laughed
Speaker 6: so hard, I spat.
Speaker 7: On the desk, Yeah that was sold and another piece
Speaker 7: has spit hit me fair in the eyeball. And then
Speaker 7: just days later Jody was diagnosed with COVID. I suppose
Speaker 7: anything that was a probably slightly embarrassing bit of a smack.
Speaker 7: And the old ego for me, Sean was when I
Speaker 7: found out that I was probably the third string in
Speaker 7: line for this job.
Speaker 6: We like to be super judgmental in the show. If
Speaker 6: you send us in your dilemmas at breakfast at No.
Speaker 6: Over nine one nine dot com dot AU, we'll do
Speaker 6: our darndest to give you our advice about what you
Speaker 6: should do with your life?
Speaker 2: What about this one? You're on a aka Jody, Here
Speaker 2: is my question. Just got divorced? The bad news?
Speaker 6: I'm forty five and got a couple of kids. Why
Speaker 6: is that bad news? In what universe? Can that be
Speaker 6: bad news?
Speaker 7: You've been okay, there's two things. We've been blessed for
Speaker 7: having a couple of kids. But I suppose it could
Speaker 7: be a curse. If you're back on the dating scene,
Speaker 7: you're trying to woo some youngsters.
Speaker 2: He's got good news, though.
Speaker 6: I'm in great shape, no big gut or love handles,
Speaker 6: have all my hair or my teeth, and my professional
Speaker 6: level job. So what do you think of the youngest women?
Speaker 6: I can honestly try to talk up without looking like
Speaker 6: some dirty perv or being laughed off Tinder. Obviously, the
Speaker 6: twenty to twenty five crowd is off limits. Yes they
Speaker 6: are because they're old enough to.
Speaker 2: Be your children. But what is the rule? Ten years
Speaker 2: signed hot divorce? E?
Speaker 6: WowWee. I don't even know where to start with this. Like,
Speaker 6: for goodness sake, I have a professional level job.
Speaker 7: Good for you, You've really taken the next step as
Speaker 7: a forty five year old.
Speaker 6: If you don't have a professional job by the time
Speaker 6: you're forty five, good loggies.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I was at university for twenty years for
Speaker 7: I finally found my feet.
Speaker 2: I no longer work on the check out at cults.
Speaker 5: It's a great move.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 5: It's a real partner attracted too, to have a genuine job.
Speaker 6: It's a genuine question though, because I've got friends that
Speaker 6: are recently divorced and they're sort of pushing fifty and like,
Speaker 6: in terms of females, a like who should you go for?
Speaker 2: But be who would go for you? Is the other
Speaker 2: question that I have. What do you reckon?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 7: I reckon if you Leonardo DiCaprio, you can do whatever
Speaker 7: the hell you want. You can also set a limits
Speaker 7: on how old these girls are are that she dates,
Speaker 7: and if they get over a particular age, you say
Speaker 7: see you later.
Speaker 5: Next that's Leo DiCaprio. He's a little bit different.
Speaker 2: He's not Leo.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a stranger.
Speaker 7: The thing for me is, if let's say that this
Speaker 7: gentleman in particular was trying to pursue a young lady
Speaker 7: who's twenty to twenty five, I just feel like such
Speaker 7: different interests. I just compare myself to when I was
Speaker 7: twenty to where I am right now in terms of
Speaker 7: how he used to go about things and just how
Speaker 7: I mean.
Speaker 5: It's a good old saying, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Like I finally I knew what I know now Back then, Yeah,
Speaker 7: I wouldn't have done that, and I wouldn't have drunk that,
Speaker 7: and I wouldn't have done.
Speaker 5: This, and I wouldn't have done that. So we could
Speaker 5: be here all day.
Speaker 6: But also, this woman is going to be a stepmother
Speaker 6: to the children, so you've got to factor that in
Speaker 6: as well. Let's go to Abbey in the newsroom. She's
Speaker 6: got some real thoughts on this.
Speaker 2: Abs Yeah.
Speaker 12: Look, it just depends I think on well, what's he
Speaker 12: looking for to start with? Like does he want a
Speaker 12: relationship or does he just want to hook up? I
Speaker 12: was my ex and I there was a big age
Speaker 12: difference between us, how much eighteen years? Oh yeah, so
Speaker 12: I am not a fan like looking back now though
Speaker 12: I think I was only twenty two at the time,
Speaker 12: I was way too young and that's probably why I
Speaker 12: work out.
Speaker 2: So he was forty Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wow, we I was going to say, there have you.
Speaker 5: I'm like It was that way because I was like,
Speaker 5: hang on, you were going out with the four year old.
Speaker 12: But you know, if he's forty five and he's in
Speaker 12: a like asking for a friend, I've just got back
Speaker 12: on the app.
Speaker 6: So, Judge, Jodi is not a platform for you to
Speaker 6: solicit dates, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I'm desperate here, can't be both? No, no, no, no okay.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty fourteen, forty five year old man in good
Speaker 6: Nick has a professional job?
Speaker 2: What age is too young? And have you been in
Speaker 2: this situation?
Speaker 6: Let's go to Kate in Westlakes. Good morning, Kate, how
Speaker 6: are you?
Speaker 8: What do you think are both great?
Speaker 6: What sort of age bracket should he be dipping his
Speaker 6: toe into the water.
Speaker 1: Honestly, age is just a number, and it depends on
Speaker 1: how many sure the person is. I'm in my mid
Speaker 1: twenties and I've talked to people in my forties in
Speaker 1: their forties. Do you so it's just a matter of
Speaker 1: maturity and whether or not their values and where there
Speaker 1: are at life matches.
Speaker 2: Kate, would you be prepared to take on a couple
Speaker 2: of kids with a man in his mid forties?
Speaker 1: I've talked to people with kids.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, there there you go.
Speaker 2: Interesting, Kate's in the running for three for twenty twenty two.
Speaker 6: Tash from Gaula, what do you think? What sort of
Speaker 6: age brackets should he be playing in?
Speaker 8: Probably twenty five Oregon twenty four about twenty five?
Speaker 2: Would you have common interests? You reckon Toash?
Speaker 8: I definitely think so, but I reckon it depends. It
Speaker 8: really depends on the mentality of the person. Because some
Speaker 8: twenty five year olds have their you know, their stuff
Speaker 8: order and others signe. Everyone's different, but it's really dependent
Speaker 8: on both the individuals of what they're looking for.
Speaker 6: Long fans, Tasha, I feel like you might have an
Speaker 6: age difference in your relationship.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so me and my planner are, well, we're getting
Speaker 8: married in November and we have twenty years between us.
Speaker 2: Whooa, So you're twenty.
Speaker 8: What I'm twenty eight and my planner's forty eight?
Speaker 5: There you go?
Speaker 8: And he comes with four children, so and his youngest
Speaker 8: is my age. So it really depends. Yes, it was
Speaker 8: really weird at the start, don't get me wrong, but
Speaker 8: you know, love conquerable.
Speaker 7: Come on the initial chat, the first chat with his
Speaker 7: child who was the same age as you, What was
Speaker 7: that like?
Speaker 8: It was his kids were quite a little bit uneasy
Speaker 8: and so with my father about the situation. But yeah,
Speaker 8: it was very interesting to start off with. But you know,
Speaker 8: two years later and they're getting married and everything.
Speaker 6: So your dad and him, are they close in age?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How close?
Speaker 13: Only? Well, I think that's sticks roughly. I think it's
Speaker 13: such a sick Yeah, it's like they're really close. But
Speaker 13: I think, like I said, it comes down to the mentality.
Speaker 8: Of the individuals. You know, you could have obviously you
Speaker 8: don't want to be going for an eighteen year old, no,
Speaker 8: but you know, there's got to be some morals and
Speaker 8: values in there.
Speaker 2: I think that's fascinating. Thank you so much for the call.
Speaker 6: You are in the running for free for twenty three
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 2: Take one more.
Speaker 5: Let's take one more.
Speaker 6: Okay J from Coramandal Valley thoughts, feelings and motions around this.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Look, personally, I think that fifteen years is probably
Speaker 8: the match, especially at forty five. I feel like thirty.
Speaker 7: Thirty yet to be going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, do you have any experience in this little area?
Speaker 8: No, I don't know. My husband and I are only
Speaker 8: three months apart. My sister is married to someone who's
Speaker 8: about twelve years older the pair. Yeah, and it works
Speaker 8: for them. She's in her early thirties piece, yeah, like
Speaker 8: mid forties. But I just don't think any and you know,
Speaker 8: like to two different decades apart.
Speaker 13: Who's sort of like I just don't think there's enough
Speaker 13: interest or yeah, yeah, I don't know. Okay, say mentality
Speaker 13: I gues.
Speaker 6: I think, thank you, Jade, you are in the running
Speaker 6: for free for twenty three quick living free for you.
Speaker 2: Happy good.
Speaker 7: Our next call is actually buzz Oldron who's just married
Speaker 7: his partner.
Speaker 5: She's sixty three and he's ninety three. Wow, do you
Speaker 5: know that she is big bad buzz god.
Speaker 6: I guess when you get to that age, like common interest.
Speaker 5: Honeymoon is wild too by all reports.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is my ruling.
Speaker 6: I don't think any age is off limits. I think
Speaker 6: if you can find happiness in someone, then that's what
Speaker 6: it's all about.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. Age is just a number.
Speaker 6: But I think for this dude, as long as you're
Speaker 6: coming from a place where you want to be genuinely
Speaker 6: happy and find someone you have a connection with and
Speaker 6: it's unconditional and it's beautiful, then that's fine. If you
Speaker 6: want a twenty year old just because you're being superficial.
Speaker 2: No good, not on.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, there you go.
Speaker 2: So don't be a predator. Yeah, it's my message.
Speaker 7: Here, which we've always said since day dot and Jodi
Speaker 7: and Hazy, don't be a predator.
Speaker 5: Good morning, welcome to the show. Don't be a predator.
Speaker 6: But no, I think I think, like, honestly, if you
Speaker 6: want to be with someone younger, great, go for it.
Speaker 6: If you can find common interests, awesome. But if you're
Speaker 6: just being a dirt bag, don't worry about it.
Speaker 5: Sounds like you're just keeping your options.
Speaker 6: What's on tomorrow's show, which is to boot topic Tuesday.
Speaker 5: This is We've got a really good response for this.
Speaker 7: So just some of those questions that the others wouldn't touch,
Speaker 7: we take them head on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we run with it, like bring it on.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So, if you've got one breakfast at Nova No. One
Speaker 7: nine dot com dot au, or jump on the show
Speaker 7: socials in particular Instagram, jump on at to Jodie and
Speaker 7: Hazy and send the questions through.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're going to play a little game of are
Speaker 6: you schnitting me tomorrow as well.
Speaker 2: We both have a story. One's true one's.
Speaker 7: Not yep, and also big congratulations. I love this to
Speaker 7: our very own Ben Harvey my god and he's lovely partner.
Speaker 2: Sam, Ben and Sam Little baby Ben on the way,
Speaker 2: Baby Ben, how exciting well for.
Speaker 5: As well to text through what name should it be?
Speaker 5: It's a little boy? What would you what would you
Speaker 5: go with?
Speaker 6: I wonder if this baby is going to be as
Speaker 6: like into gaming as she's going to come out.
Speaker 5: If it's a nerd, you say.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's going to get back.
Speaker 5: What about if it's a boy, a little baby Lebron
Speaker 5: baby Lebron, Lebron Harvey.
Speaker 9: Beautiful?
Speaker 7: That works, doesn't it? I think, all right, we got
Speaker 7: your first thing tomorrow and enjoy the rest of it.
Speaker 7: I don't forget to just jump on air at any
Speaker 7: stage to get in the Dwarf and Overs free for
Speaker 7: twenty three