Speaker 1: This is Noble one hundred. We are live from one
Speaker 1: of Melbourne's biggest families. Teacan's got us Ober with her
Speaker 1: eleven children. Lauren is on lunch duty time.
Speaker 2: We are in the car to school in about thirteen minutes. Tailey,
Speaker 2: do you have butter with your ham sandwich?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 4: Thirteen minutes for school? But I'm after I want cheese
Speaker 4: and vegimin.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm on my last lunch of eleven time?
Speaker 5: Call?
Speaker 3: Is everyone in their uniform?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: Have we still got kids in pajamas?
Speaker 4: Do you think I think it's.
Speaker 3: Typer go to school?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: How old? She she's three?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: What about they all done toilet and teeth?
Speaker 3: Nobles? Everyone done their teeth? Addison? Have you brushed your teeth?
Speaker 1: She says, yes, Zoey Lauren Lauren as a dad, trust.
Speaker 3: Me, I'm not checking their breath Chaser.
Speaker 1: They are lying to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can always use threats though, Addison.
Speaker 3: Can you check if your brothers and sisters have all
Speaker 3: brushed their teeth for me?
Speaker 4: Otherwise? No tiny teddies for lunch?
Speaker 2: Yes, I've forgotten anyone. I'm just giving them money for
Speaker 2: the tuck shop.
Speaker 1: Will you forgot me? So I've got a Oh God,
Speaker 1: tea you and you'll be able to relate. Just the
Speaker 1: craziness at home at the moment. I've got three kids
Speaker 1: at home. Our youngest is Archie. We call him the
Speaker 1: liability because there's no fear on this kid. The only
Speaker 1: problem is with Archie. And I've touched on this before
Speaker 1: on the show, but I thought it was going to
Speaker 1: be a phase.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but he hasn't.
Speaker 1: Come out of this phase. In fact, he's leaning into
Speaker 1: it more. Oh like father, like son really. So Archie
Speaker 1: and I were out on the old electric bike cruising
Speaker 1: the mean streets of Bentley the other day.
Speaker 2: And sorry, is there a fight over there? Do we
Speaker 2: need to break it up with the boys?
Speaker 3: Do the parent boys behave yourselves. We're leaving in ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Jesus, what happened the hell? Fifty fifty cuffs?
Speaker 1: Does one of them have a shive?
Speaker 3: There you go, there's your lunch.
Speaker 1: He's usual your toothbrushes, brushes a shive. I've seen that
Speaker 1: on I think the hardest prisons. So Archie and I
Speaker 1: pull up at the red light the other day on
Speaker 1: the electric bike in Bentley. People are crossing the road
Speaker 1: and that's where he said it, it's.
Speaker 3: None nice work. What does it sound like one of
Speaker 3: them is drowning?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's him in the pool. But he said
Speaker 1: the same thing to the people that were walking.
Speaker 4: Across the pinstry.
Speaker 3: He must have learned that from me when I'm talking
Speaker 3: to you this morning.
Speaker 4: So how how often is he dropping it?
Speaker 1: It's like from about four o'clock in the afternoon when
Speaker 1: he's tired. We're entering f bomb territory. Oh so, like
Speaker 1: I am on highlight. So if we get, like an
Speaker 1: Amazon package delivered to the hair, someone rings the doorbell
Speaker 1: after four pm, I have to get to the person
Speaker 1: before because he'll tell him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you remember dot No, no, we got the idea,
Speaker 4: We got the idea. Do you remember?
Speaker 5: Do you remember Elon Musk's son visited the White House
Speaker 5: and he was he was telling the President that's right,
Speaker 5: sure your.
Speaker 1: Mouth sorry, sorry, Lauren, you can't do that. You've just
Speaker 1: put the handback in the fridge fully open.
Speaker 4: You can't read.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to kill the children?
Speaker 4: Liked? Come on, just leave me alone. I've made a
Speaker 4: living breakfasts and eleven lunch.
Speaker 1: Who wants some manola for lunch?
Speaker 3: Why are you another Ham?
Speaker 1: Why are you another Han?
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on
Speaker 2: the socials.