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<v Speaker 1>I can hear everyone else.

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<v Speaker 2>But not me.

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<v Speaker 3>You can hear everyone else but not you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's fine. I'm good. You got that.

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<v Speaker 4>No ground recording, My little touch pad doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Who've got twelve?

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<v Speaker 2>I've been a meeting, both got twelve?

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<v Speaker 4>Four and a half minutes docs were they're doing this?

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<v Speaker 4>But thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, this should just be the intro. We're already struggle.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Well done for the very blumpy intro.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to the party. Let's see a roll call. Jizzy,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here, Moby present.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I slip? Not? Not lock them? One of them?

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<v Speaker 3>Well done?

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<v Speaker 2>You say your own names now, Lumberjack here, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>doing a bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing.

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<v Speaker 4>It was supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 3>It's supposed to be. Gen z Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, yeah, my god, she's here.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm a scatman present.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh we've got a cast of present and past today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's quite nice.

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<v Speaker 6>It's true. It's a full house. It's a reunion of sorts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, well it truly is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done everybody, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's good to be here. Scattered, and I do

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<v Speaker 2>have twelve. As you've heard, we've got twelve. Cock Bannis

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<v Speaker 2>and it's eleven fifty six.

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<v Speaker 5>We got you got, You've got, You've got, You've got

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<v Speaker 5>three and a half minutes, say your peace, you better

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<v Speaker 5>feel it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've got a soap box. Now, it's good to

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<v Speaker 2>be back.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well, I mean it's my last start and over tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>Fun fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I wanted to jump on something before I went,

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<v Speaker 2>And you guys just were gas bagging in our office?

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<v Speaker 3>Should we give them the reset?

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<v Speaker 5>Every ten minutes through that, I was playing at home

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<v Speaker 5>In case people don't know the full story.

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<v Speaker 2>Of of Yeah, so at the beginning, start at the beginning,

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<v Speaker 2>where were you suddenly? No, I mean I've been on

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<v Speaker 2>ben leymn Bell for a bit. If you don't know

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<v Speaker 2>my voice or Scatman's voice, welcome where we're here. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>go back at the piss days.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you you were an og Scatman, I would

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<v Speaker 4>be the most senior.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>I came after DVD, who came after Frank Frank.

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<v Speaker 3>Frank Still we see frank O every a couple of months.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, Benley Robella moving to Adelaide to do their

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<v Speaker 2>show from there, and Scudder is staying here to do

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<v Speaker 2>his job. I think, sorry, I've just taken that news

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<v Speaker 2>from me and what but I am staying here and

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<v Speaker 2>just not continuing with over. So yeah, God bless everyone

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<v Speaker 2>you here at Nova.

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<v Speaker 3>Good endings.

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<v Speaker 2>And but yeah, that means I won't get to see

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<v Speaker 2>the brecky guys of a of an afternoon when I

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<v Speaker 2>skulk in and they're still here to.

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<v Speaker 4>The for.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been good mate, Yeah, bloody oath so kicking radio.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon so for now, I mean, yeah, you're always

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<v Speaker 2>always come back and come back true yea. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>say say hi and bye to Jas, Lauren and Clint

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<v Speaker 2>for me. Yeah, I just never said them because they're

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<v Speaker 2>not They're not here. That's why we're not.

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<v Speaker 5>Although Clint was here on Tuesday. Clint came in for

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<v Speaker 5>all of two minutes on Tuesday, very randomly. I just

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<v Speaker 5>come in and he was literally lingering. He said he'd

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<v Speaker 5>got he was expecting some post. The post hadn't arrived,

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<v Speaker 5>and he's like, all right, I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>But he also he showed us his Speedo ten lines.

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<v Speaker 4>He did.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know where to look for that, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah nice.

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<v Speaker 3>He spent some time on Magnetic Island. I believe over

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<v Speaker 3>the break when's that just off Tansville. Okay, look at

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<v Speaker 3>me the foreigner telling you where a place.

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<v Speaker 2>Like three times in my life. It's big. But yeah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not allowed to swear on our podcast. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just let a few bombs go. Yeah, it's also giddy.

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<v Speaker 4>It's refreshing his face.

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<v Speaker 3>And he just said, lumber Jack, what are they going

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<v Speaker 3>to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Make me?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What are they going to do? If I'm like for

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<v Speaker 2>this meeting in thirty seconds made me redundant? No, I

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<v Speaker 2>better go.

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<v Speaker 6>It's been a pleasure just you know, teams meet from here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is a important meeting. It is like.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to be for the next six months on

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<v Speaker 3>the show.

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<v Speaker 2>What my next meeting is with Dave Cameron?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know he knows what he's doing either.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, scat man, you don't have to be in this meeting.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I do know this is I've got a different

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<v Speaker 4>meeting in my phone wheelering at some point and I

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<v Speaker 4>would just excuse myself quickly.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I know unlimited time scatman.

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<v Speaker 4>That that's right exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't tame the scat man, you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I worked hard to get rid of that nickname. Not

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<v Speaker 4>that it was ever a really bad nickname, but I

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<v Speaker 4>as soon as I came to Nova, it was like

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<v Speaker 4>a reset for me. It was like day zero and

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<v Speaker 4>everyone's like, what do we call you? I said, you

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<v Speaker 4>know what, Scudder? Call me scudder because that's that was

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<v Speaker 4>my nickname since primary school. It changed a Kiss because

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<v Speaker 4>we couldn't bring our own nicknames for some reason. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I got rid of it all together. And then Macy

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<v Speaker 4>found out. I think Macy was the first one. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 4>she found out and one day in the hallway she

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<v Speaker 4>was like, ah, Scapman. Everyone else at Nova he was like,

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<v Speaker 4>hang on a second, can we call you scap Man.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually still call you scatman because when I first

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<v Speaker 5>met you was when it was when I joined Kiss,

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<v Speaker 5>and that you were still in this Scapman slash got

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<v Speaker 5>his own I yeah, I don't know. Scut was just

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<v Speaker 5>the one that I latched onto. I think also partly

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<v Speaker 5>because when me, when when me an Irish person says

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<v Speaker 5>your og nickname scudder, it sounds very different than when

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<v Speaker 5>you guys Australian people and New Zealand people say scatter.

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<v Speaker 5>When I say with you and if I say scudder,

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<v Speaker 5>umbrella Scuda needs an umbrella, so Scudder doesn't actually sound

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<v Speaker 5>like your real name.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, That's why I thought so easy for me

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<v Speaker 3>to say scat much.

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<v Speaker 4>I remembered some very exciting news that you and I

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<v Speaker 4>have actually, yeah, true in a couple of weeks to engage.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what Oh? Sorry, I got engaged with someone else.

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<v Speaker 6>Classic double engagement. Yes, just seeing seeing how long you

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<v Speaker 6>can keep both those balls in the air for both scots. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 6>so there's a bad choice of words.

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<v Speaker 3>But we are joining forces pretty much August. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know where yet, I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 6>I believe it's in where would say that that might

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<v Speaker 6>be on the Bingo card.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, you're joining the Bingo Loco family.

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<v Speaker 4>I am.

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<v Speaker 6>It's exciting as excited as a DJ or a host

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<v Speaker 6>as a DJ.

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<v Speaker 4>So there's a DJA and a host at each one,

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<v Speaker 4>and I am the DJ and Felix is the guy

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<v Speaker 4>that books all of us. And he was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>you will have a host, and I said, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>doing it unless it's jazz.

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<v Speaker 6>Question, does this does DJing involve throwing appendages at people?

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on what I better? Yes, you will and appendages?

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<v Speaker 3>What's an appendage?

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<v Speaker 4>You're talking about fake appendages.

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<v Speaker 1>Little pants appendage a deal though, Yes, hang on, does

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<v Speaker 1>that appendage genuinely mean mean something attached to your body?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh? I was kind of just using it as a

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<v Speaker 6>stand in word for what.

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<v Speaker 4>If you say, a male appendage is there's only one thing.

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<v Speaker 4>There's only one.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing, like your own one that you're taking off and throwing.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no fake appendages, fake rubber appendages.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, a replica.

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<v Speaker 4>But I am going to one that Jazz is hosting.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going as a punter this Saturday, just to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, it'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you gonna get lit? I feel like it's a

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<v Speaker 6>pre requirement. I think, yeah, there's no choice, right, not

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<v Speaker 6>really if.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to get loco at the all the bad

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<v Speaker 1>wordplay today.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't sorry bear with me for a secon. I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>looking up appendage, live gurgle.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't.

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<v Speaker 3>My favorite grab at the moment. An appendage is a

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<v Speaker 3>part of a living thing, either animal or plant, that

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<v Speaker 3>extends from the main body and typically has a specific function.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's pretty much just anything that extends from your body.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, because.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>You are a little bit slight and correct use of

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<v Speaker 6>the word because it's not I mean, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>A it's not specific. It's detachable, but it's not yah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you want to throw your appendages depending audience,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's your business. Yeah. Yeah, you can probably only

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<v Speaker 1>do it once though.

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<v Speaker 6>This is reminding me of that song Detachable Penis.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you guys have heard that Who's a Bye a

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<v Speaker 1>King King Missile?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that going to be in the system? Well, I

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<v Speaker 3>have to look in smooth.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably not that smooth. Maybe Cole's Radio.

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<v Speaker 6>Think it's like Barnaked Ladies or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I just got really nostalgic then when you played that,

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<v Speaker 4>because I remember back in the heyday before the Police podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Police came down on us for playing songs during podcasts. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we had hooks for everything, like every every person. I

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<v Speaker 4>remember having to make it as the audio producer make

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<v Speaker 4>a sting for every person. So when every time like

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<v Speaker 4>Nona would speak, we'd play the sting.

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<v Speaker 3>Hm hmmm, I think there is. I think we've I

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<v Speaker 3>think for worn podcasts. Maybe a year ago we did

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<v Speaker 3>dig up some or you might have put in this

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<v Speaker 3>my old ones.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe I think it might still be in the system somewhere.

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<v Speaker 6>Would be able to play it, yes, because this one

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<v Speaker 6>is not it's not it's not a music technically, and

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<v Speaker 6>this was also what we copyrighted at least.

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<v Speaker 3>This was also quite a late one, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It came.

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<v Speaker 5>It came quite late into even me starting a kiss.

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<v Speaker 5>But then after all the old.

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<v Speaker 6>Your nickname at this point still hadn't settled onto onto

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<v Speaker 6>what it is now.

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<v Speaker 4>Jizz.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what was it? Initially well, it was just it

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<v Speaker 3>was jazz, but it was still jeers. But it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>like it. It was just one of whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>It was kind of yeah, and then it was it

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<v Speaker 6>was sort of jazz and jizz for a while and

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<v Speaker 6>occasionally jizz, and then it really solidified.

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<v Speaker 3>They didn't really know what my name was requitable.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's only three letters exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it shouldn't be that quired. It was only one veil, babe,

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<v Speaker 5>So I didn't know what that was. But mayby found.

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<v Speaker 4>It feels insensitive. I'm offended, I would be. No one's

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<v Speaker 4>allowed to bring their own nickname to the show. There

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<v Speaker 4>has to be one, and it can't be forced. It

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<v Speaker 4>has to come up naturally, and it has to be

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<v Speaker 4>agreed upon by everyone except the person whose nickname it

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<v Speaker 4>is because you don't get a choice.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I feel like mine hasn't been fully established yet,

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<v Speaker 1>Yours is.

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<v Speaker 6>Not fully established. Whatever you've got now will be looked

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<v Speaker 6>back in a year's time as the temporary, fluctuating nickname,

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<v Speaker 6>that's true working title. Something will happen and then you

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<v Speaker 6>will have a nickname.

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<v Speaker 1>Something really embarrassing, and then order to stick with.

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<v Speaker 6>You, who knows, who knows, something significant, We'll lock it

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<v Speaker 6>in and then and then there will be a day,

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<v Speaker 6>there'll be a moment and then it will be that.

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<v Speaker 1>From me up there with Jis and the scat man

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<v Speaker 1>can be called.

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<v Speaker 4>Shat or something. That's the story behind that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, me tell you about.

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<v Speaker 3>Funny. But yeah, I'm very excited for you to join

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<v Speaker 3>the Bingo crew.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm very excited to come along. It feels like my

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<v Speaker 4>tempo because not only is it like good fun balls

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<v Speaker 4>of the Wall for three hours, but it finishes before midnight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>which is more like me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know about you, but I've done I've been

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<v Speaker 4>doing a few closes at like one, two, three am,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm too old for that shit man. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>One of my gigs a few weeks ago, a few

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<v Speaker 5>weeks ago in the sound of Dust in Storyville. Yeah

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<v Speaker 5>place that's really fun to play. But I didn't start

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<v Speaker 5>till worn thirty. And it was a Friday night, and

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<v Speaker 5>like again back in the day, like I'd be so

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<v Speaker 5>used to that, I'd be so fine, but I had

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<v Speaker 5>to It was a Friday night. Had gone gotten home

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<v Speaker 5>after the show, did my whatever Friday afternoon stuff, did

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<v Speaker 5>my Friday evening stuff, was chilling and watching the footy,

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<v Speaker 5>and then the footy finished at like eleven, and I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, there's still two and a half hours until

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<v Speaker 5>my kids starts. And I'm absolutely wrecked because I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think I had a nap since getting home from the

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<v Speaker 5>show on the Friday. And I was like, hey, am

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<v Speaker 5>I going to stay up till three? I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 5>enough now. So I went to bed from ten thirty

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<v Speaker 5>until twelve thirty, then got up and went and that

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<v Speaker 5>was like such a weird sensation, and the getting up

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<v Speaker 5>that like, it's also not a nap, that was asleep

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<v Speaker 5>and it was ye, when are.

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<v Speaker 1>You going there? Like stone cold sober as well into

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<v Speaker 1>all the party people who have been having fun for

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<v Speaker 1>a while, Yeah sober again.

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<v Speaker 3>Back in the day, I probably would have gotten on it.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know, just like I think I drove into

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<v Speaker 5>the city parked up like had adunesme bitters just as

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<v Speaker 5>I was like playing them went helme with three.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so grim it is this Storyville is the place

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<v Speaker 6>with the very creative fancy cocktails. Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>They so it's like kind of Allison Wonderland themes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>they don't call it that because of licensing, but it

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<v Speaker 4>basically is like they've got the big bookcase in one

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<v Speaker 4>room and they've got mushrooms in the other room, and

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<v Speaker 4>then they Yeah, the cocktails have like ones on a swing.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I've had the swing one once before.

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<v Speaker 4>It was it was a good time. And they love

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<v Speaker 4>the Is it dry ice or like the.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah liquid.

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<v Speaker 1>Theatrical?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah they are.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, cool cool.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a cool venue for like late night escapades.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a great venue for because Fridays sometimes go till well,

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<v Speaker 4>they don't have a like a license a specific They've

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<v Speaker 4>got a twenty four hour license, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so they go till there's no one left. Sometimes at

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<v Speaker 4>seven am, sometimes it's nine am. I've never DJed one

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<v Speaker 4>of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven am for a breakfast. Yeah, that's what you wanted

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<v Speaker 1>it all.

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<v Speaker 5>Yet whoever is DJing the let's say the closing set,

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<v Speaker 5>who might start at two or three? The fact that

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<v Speaker 5>you could be playing till three or four or five

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<v Speaker 5>or nine? Yeah, like who like is there?

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<v Speaker 6>Just is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Whoever is on the last set would do an extended set?

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<v Speaker 5>What if you've got like a thing in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's three till close, it's three till undefined, which

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<v Speaker 4>scares the shit out of me. I'll be able to

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<v Speaker 4>do that. So I could either be here for two

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<v Speaker 4>hours or six.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like as a DJ is like often you want

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<v Speaker 5>to plan, or at least in your mind, plan the

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<v Speaker 5>journey of your set.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you're playing for two hours. You can be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I let's start off with some DISCOI stuff and by

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<v Speaker 3>the end I'll be slamming out some like faster house

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<v Speaker 3>and maybe some techno. But if you're like cool, after

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<v Speaker 3>that two hours, there could be four more hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you run out of songs, all the songs.

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<v Speaker 6>I think in the morning. The crowd you're playing to

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<v Speaker 6>does it matters? I don't think they realize what's being

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<v Speaker 6>played to them at this stage right, very just whatever

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<v Speaker 6>as long as there's something coming out of the speakers,

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<v Speaker 6>could be put it on baby Shark.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're one hundred percent right. Speaking of free plugs

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<v Speaker 4>for venues around men Melbourne, we went to another steak

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<v Speaker 4>night Sea Connoisseur because apparently he runs the steak group

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<v Speaker 4>on the Jason Lawrence Show. He runs his own steak group.

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<v Speaker 6>That yes, yeah, yeah, that one time web is.

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<v Speaker 3>The Sneak Dawn of Melbourn. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I got thrown to him as we went into this

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<v Speaker 6>solicit for break and yeah, so it's I can't take

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<v Speaker 6>credit for it because.

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<v Speaker 3>We did you get over to break?

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't.

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<v Speaker 6>I wasn't going to be the what do you call it?

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<v Speaker 6>That the handbreak on air? Actually I don't run the

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<v Speaker 6>Steak Night, but I but I don't. Who does run it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, no one runs it. That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Ben Keene runs character Ben Keene runs the Steak Night.

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<v Speaker 6>But we went out for a steak on Tuesday. I

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<v Speaker 6>think it's been our highest rated ever, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Highest rated, and wasn't there. Jazz is in the group

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<v Speaker 4>and he was commenting on our ratings in the group.

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<v Speaker 4>High that's the highest rating we've ever had, is it is?

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone in the group, and I think, yeah, the attest

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<v Speaker 5>to this everyone had a four point something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the average was four point five.

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<v Speaker 6>And that is it doesn't it doesn't get that high.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody rated it a four point nine, which is ludicrous.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bit much, has anything, Because five is like

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<v Speaker 1>life changing, like you'd write a book about the steak

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 4>We've never had that.

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<v Speaker 6>But five is you would actually create a gravestone for

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<v Speaker 6>the cow in the cemetery somewhere just how good it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow Like, but Jack Lumberjack almost cried when he was

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<v Speaker 4>giving his rating. He said he generally got emotional about

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<v Speaker 4>how good the steak was.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's worth mentioning as well that this steak restaurant

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<v Speaker 5>was not a new venue for a steak night.

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<v Speaker 3>It was that everyone has been too before.

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<v Speaker 6>On that time where I was required to list the

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<v Speaker 6>top steak nights this place Oxford Scholar, it got a

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<v Speaker 6>tied number one because it was the best, and then

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<v Speaker 6>it had fallen off. But this brought it back. It came,

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<v Speaker 6>it came right back up to number one.

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<v Speaker 1>New chef, new new cows.

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<v Speaker 4>It actually just went back to how it was. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like because we used to go there, so that

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<v Speaker 4>the Steak Night law. It started at Oxford Scholar twenty

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<v Speaker 4>twenty one, I reckon and then.

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<v Speaker 3>Long before my time as well before my time your time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it kind of progressed out from there. We

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<v Speaker 4>just used to do Oxford Scholar every Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 5>Who was the OLG group because it started back as

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<v Speaker 5>like basically the producers of Jason Lauren a Kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Well, it was Jack and I that went to

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<v Speaker 4>the first ever Oxford Scholar and then we thought, let's

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<v Speaker 4>invite some more people and make this a regular thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>So I can't remember who the third maybe Ben McDowell,

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<v Speaker 4>the bean Chicken Chicken, Yeah, and Mikayla though.

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<v Speaker 6>You invited the vegan, the vegetarian on the team.

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<v Speaker 4>All. Yeah. Still, we got there and we were ordering.

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<v Speaker 4>That was a bad idea. Anyway, it was really good.

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<v Speaker 4>We used to get so many chips and the steaks

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<v Speaker 4>were like life changing. And then they must have got

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<v Speaker 4>in someone that realized that they were wasting too much

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<v Speaker 4>money on the chips and the steak, and they went

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<v Speaker 4>cheaper and cheaper and there was less chips, less steak,

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<v Speaker 4>less salad, and it just kind of went downhill and

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<v Speaker 4>we gravitated away from it, and then we went back

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<v Speaker 4>once to retry. Maybe a year later. I went back

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<v Speaker 4>to say, you know, maybe they've gotten better, and they

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<v Speaker 4>had and it was like incredible that one steak. And

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<v Speaker 4>then we kept going around and around and around, and

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<v Speaker 4>then so this one is the last one for Lumberjack

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<v Speaker 4>and Bin Chicken at nov Yes at Nover at Nover asterisk,

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<v Speaker 4>not the last steak, not ever, yea, the last one.

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<v Speaker 4>While they're hearing over.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not redundant from the steak.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, I couldn't go and choose day. Jack was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>I can't believe we're missing the last steak night. And

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, whoa, whoa, that's a big call.

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<v Speaker 4>So we thought we'd go back to the old stomach

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<v Speaker 4>grant and it just hit, it just hit. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>You can't really put it down to like, oh, did

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<v Speaker 6>they did they do something new? No, they just did

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<v Speaker 6>it all. Well, they've made steak great again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, there we go. You can use that one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it was good.

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<v Speaker 6>And then we rated the bathrooms rated the bathroom We

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<v Speaker 6>started we just we we we finished rating and we

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<v Speaker 6>weren't ready to finish the night. We finished rating the stakes,

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<v Speaker 6>which is normally the end of the night. Pretty much,

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<v Speaker 6>we kind of say a goodbyes. None of us were

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<v Speaker 6>quite ready to leave, and so we just started rating things.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it? What's Was there a process or a criteria

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<v Speaker 1>for the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 4>The system got a bit out of whatever, We got

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<v Speaker 4>a bit out of whack. I gave him bonus points

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<v Speaker 4>because the had auto taps. You wave your hand in

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<v Speaker 4>front of them, and they were warm. Yeah it was warm.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, yeah, someone someone gave it twenty five points.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you made a new rating, not.

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<v Speaker 6>Out of anything.

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<v Speaker 4>My mind was eighty five. My rating, My rating is

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<v Speaker 4>probably not out of anything.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, my rating is not really say for the podcast, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>sixty nine too hot for radio?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there a story?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I mean yeah, but not not for this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah you did.

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<v Speaker 3>If I put the mic standing and tell us what

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<v Speaker 3>it was.

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<v Speaker 4>A yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, okay, three two one? I mean you can imagine

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<v Speaker 3>the scale. It's an interesting lower someone's higher.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah for a bathroom too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Were they your own or someone else's? Ah?

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<v Speaker 6>They were my own?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, do you wash your hands up?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh did you watch your hands before your steak.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they have the senses, though it's a missed opportunity.

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<v Speaker 4>To use water.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I didn't go into the steak with I

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<v Speaker 6>didn't come from the bathroom to the steak. The steak

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<v Speaker 6>was prior to the bathroom, so there's no need to

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<v Speaker 6>wash my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Steak bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, but where were your hands before you entered

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<v Speaker 5>the restaurant?

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<v Speaker 6>That's a great that's a great question. Probably on my

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<v Speaker 6>driving wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>I was very worried about where you were.

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<v Speaker 4>Hited with that. Is it Jakes that says he never

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<v Speaker 4>washes his hands after number ones? I'm sure he said

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<v Speaker 4>that on air ones. That's rank no, not cool, not

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<v Speaker 4>on No.

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<v Speaker 6>That's right up there with not flushing public bathrooms after

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<v Speaker 6>you've been in them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. Absolutely, letting it sit.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, discovered that once about someone. Change my opinion of them.

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<v Speaker 6>Share share, I can't say share a she shared a

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<v Speaker 6>public bathroom like like was in there after them. I

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<v Speaker 6>watched them walk out of the cubicle. We're in the airport,

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<v Speaker 6>and they walked out of the cubicle, and then I

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<v Speaker 6>walked in there and was like.

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<v Speaker 1>This motherfucker, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I have witnessed the same person do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 5>But at a bathroom that we would all regard far

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<v Speaker 5>higher than an airport bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understay.

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<v Speaker 6>Something someone's house.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you rate this?

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<v Speaker 6>No, you can't not flush at someone else's house.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't someone else's house, not your house. No, it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't Claudia your house.

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<v Speaker 4>Solved it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's I can't really revealed him. Watch on the pod.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we've solved it. Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 6>We've we've got it.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, this person doesn't flow himself in a public bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>And we meet and maybe you have chatted about it before,

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<v Speaker 5>and we tried to think about the reasons.

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<v Speaker 3>Why why would you not do that?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it because it's a public bathroom and you would

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<v Speaker 5>assume that there's cleaners to do that for you.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's just disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not proud of it. You want to show the

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<v Speaker 4>next person.

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<v Speaker 5>That's just that's like the way around. If you weren't

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<v Speaker 5>proud of it, you'd rather get rid of it, if

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<v Speaker 5>you weren't.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at what I've created, because I'm the next guy

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<v Speaker 3>to see that.

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<v Speaker 1>He talk to the person on the way and hey, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>check that out.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to find someone that does this and ask

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<v Speaker 4>him the question, brain man, because something's something's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>I would be able to speak to this person.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that a good note? Is that a good note?

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<v Speaker 4>To call it on? My phone hasn't wrung yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, then we must stay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's what's your take on self cleaning bathrooms? While

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<v Speaker 1>we're on the topic of bathroom.

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<v Speaker 6>Cleaning, Well, like the like the water jet.

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<v Speaker 1>Corners the streets, those like, yeah, the automatically the ones.

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<v Speaker 6>That like freaking pressure wash when you leave it or whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>I always worry that someone's going to fall asleep in

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<v Speaker 6>there and then get washed.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I'm worried the door is going to open

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<v Speaker 1>mid mid usage.

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<v Speaker 6>The automatic doors that you can't I can't stand that.

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<v Speaker 6>The bathrooms where you have to push the button and

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<v Speaker 6>the door automatically closes, and you've got to watch it

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<v Speaker 6>slowly closing, and then you're terrified that it's going to

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<v Speaker 6>auto release while you're on the throne.

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<v Speaker 5>Because it's also like the button that you would press

0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:38.720
<v Speaker 5>from the inside to get out is always out of reach.

0:25:38.800 --> 0:25:41.560
<v Speaker 3>If you're sitting under the toilet you want to.

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<v Speaker 6>You could, It's just like it cracks opening and you're

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<v Speaker 6>just sitting on there going just being vulnerable.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually am at a Bengal loco a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 5>ago before the show started, me and DJ Pete the Beat,

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<v Speaker 5>who was also and we were just in the green

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<v Speaker 5>room like before the show, and I went to use

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<v Speaker 5>the bathroom for a number two's and it was only

0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 5>after I'd done the number twos that I realized there

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<v Speaker 5>was no toilet paper in the bathroom.

0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:20.040
<v Speaker 6>No, you called for help.

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:21.560
<v Speaker 5>I had to call DJ Pte the Bee to come

0:26:21.600 --> 0:26:28.200
<v Speaker 5>and rescue me and dropped toilet paper. In similar situation, obviously,

0:26:28.240 --> 0:26:31.040
<v Speaker 5>the cubicle door was locked, and it wasn't actually a cubical,

0:26:31.080 --> 0:26:33.240
<v Speaker 5>It was like a nice bathroom at the back of

0:26:33.280 --> 0:26:34.600
<v Speaker 5>a green room.

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<v Speaker 3>So the door was locked.

0:26:36.160 --> 0:26:40.120
<v Speaker 5>But while you're sitting on the on the throne, the

0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:42.639
<v Speaker 5>lock for the door is too far away, so I

0:26:42.640 --> 0:26:44.800
<v Speaker 5>couldn't reach it as I was sitting down.

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<v Speaker 3>So you had to I had to do that real

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<v Speaker 3>awkward life the shuffle with the dirty bomb, like.

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<v Speaker 5>And yeah, shuffled towards the door. I'm like, you don't

0:27:01.040 --> 0:27:02.760
<v Speaker 5>want to make even more of a mess.

0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:07.600
<v Speaker 3>You kind of clean unlocked the door, but.

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:10.159
<v Speaker 5>Then and then like, open it slightly so it's just

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:13.240
<v Speaker 5>a jar, and then dj pte the bee passing in

0:27:13.320 --> 0:27:13.760
<v Speaker 5>some toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of trust there.

0:27:16.040 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 3>I would trust someone with my life. I think I

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<v Speaker 3>did that day.

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<v Speaker 5>But he was also like he'd said he couldn't find

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 5>or he'd only found one roll of toilet paper that

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:28.320
<v Speaker 5>was almost finished, so he was like, I can't find

0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:28.960
<v Speaker 5>anything else.

0:27:29.240 --> 0:27:32.800
<v Speaker 3>This is all you've got. You have to make it work.

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<v Speaker 6>Make this square at a time, I've had a very

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:40.480
<v Speaker 6>similar situation, except I didn't have a friend I could call. However,

0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:43.240
<v Speaker 6>was your arch enemy however, No, no, there was no

0:27:43.280 --> 0:27:46.080
<v Speaker 6>one I could call. It was it was a like

0:27:46.640 --> 0:27:50.840
<v Speaker 6>buy myself out in a public bathroom alone, realized, oh no,

0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:53.840
<v Speaker 6>there's no there's no toilet paper in this booth. After

0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 6>the business is done, and I had to do a

0:27:55.800 --> 0:28:00.800
<v Speaker 6>similar shuffle to that, like hunting in the other stores.

0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Ho going to come in?

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<v Speaker 6>I realized, I'm like, okay, there's none here, but no

0:28:07.400 --> 0:28:09.600
<v Speaker 6>one else is in this, and there's two other stores,

0:28:10.000 --> 0:28:16.040
<v Speaker 6>and and you know the sort of squad shuffle artist. Okay,

0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 6>I'm just gonna with the pants still down, shuffle none here, no,

0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:21.639
<v Speaker 6>go to the next one.

0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes, were you covering? Were you covering up?

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on? Did you go from one cubicle to the other? Yeah,

0:28:28.320 --> 0:28:28.560
<v Speaker 3>it was.

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<v Speaker 1>No other option?

0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 4>What was that?

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:32.159
<v Speaker 1>What else was I going to do?

0:28:33.200 --> 0:28:38.720
<v Speaker 4>God? If someone walked through that, where were you?

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<v Speaker 6>I think it was like a train station. I can't

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 6>I can't remember exactly where it was.

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<v Speaker 3>A train station bathrooms up there with the nastiest Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>It wasn't great. I was like, but it was a

0:28:49.200 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 6>situation you needed to go, and I was in a

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 6>bit of a rush and then realized after, you know,

0:28:55.280 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 6>that's the worst afterwards, like oh no, oh, no, shuffle.

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<v Speaker 4>I speaking of very clean bathrooms. Was in Japan in January,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was so influenced by their toilets A going

0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:16.000
<v Speaker 4>at home that forty bucks off Amazon. You got one

0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:17.200
<v Speaker 4>for here, I've got one for here.

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<v Speaker 6>Retro fit to your own Yeah yeah, yeah, so yourself.

0:29:21.360 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 4>I did it myself.

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>No, leaks works fine on the side of.

0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:28.280
<v Speaker 3>The toilet, on your own toilet, yeah yeah, yea yeah.

0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 4>So it's got a little prong down the bottom. It

0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:31.480
<v Speaker 4>sprays the water.

0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Do you dry question, It sprays the water that's already

0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 3>sitting in the bowl.

0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:40.560
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, you get it from the wall before

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 4>it goes into that's the problem.

0:29:43.760 --> 0:29:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was a cold.

0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:47.400
<v Speaker 4>The beauty about the Japanese ones is they're nice and warm.

0:29:47.720 --> 0:29:48.280
<v Speaker 2>This is just.

0:29:51.120 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 4>So winter's not a good time. They're good in summer.

0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:57.640
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, they over in Japan. Those toilets, I don't

0:29:57.680 --> 0:29:59.480
<v Speaker 1>know what it is, but something about them scares me

0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 1>if I go to a hotel, because you.

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<v Speaker 3>Think a little hello kid, what an adorable.

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Way to put But just like there's some of them

0:30:10.320 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 1>and you walk in the bathroom and the lid just

0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:14.600
<v Speaker 1>opens as you are, I'm like, I don't like that

0:30:14.680 --> 0:30:16.760
<v Speaker 1>it knows this and that it might do stuff while

0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting there. True, yeah, it scares me a bit.

0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:21.760
<v Speaker 4>But no, like every single tolet over there, it play,

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:24.440
<v Speaker 4>They play music to you, They warm the seed.

0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Up, They trying to comfort you.

0:30:26.160 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they have a little deodorizer afterwards. Yeah, but if

0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 4>you're shy and you're worried about the person in the

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.360
<v Speaker 4>cubicle next to you, you press the ocean butt. It just

0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:37.960
<v Speaker 4>plays ocean wave sounds like really loud. So you do your.

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Business to sound like you're crapping in an ocean.

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:44.800
<v Speaker 6>Is that you're shy, or rather you just don't want

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:48.080
<v Speaker 6>to hear what's going on any cubicle next to you?

0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:48.760
<v Speaker 4>Maybe both?

0:30:48.840 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 3>Do they have do they have a button to left?

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:53.920
<v Speaker 3>The guy next to you. If you're proud of what

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:57.200
<v Speaker 3>you've just done, you just see it.

0:30:57.200 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 4>It's like it makes. It makes the.

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<v Speaker 6>Just takes a picture and sends it to the other stores.

0:31:07.720 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 3>This is what you could be doing. Oh god, it's

0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 3>a lot of pooch pook at the pooka. Maybe we

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 3>should leave it there.

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:19.040
<v Speaker 4>I think that's a good place, all right.

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 6>It is well done.

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<v Speaker 1>Produce funny