Speaker 1: I can hear everyone else.
Speaker 2: But not me.
Speaker 3: You can hear everyone else but not you.
Speaker 1: You know, it's fine. I'm good. You got that.
Speaker 4: No ground recording, My little touch pad doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Who've got twelve?
Speaker 2: I've been a meeting, both got twelve?
Speaker 4: Four and a half minutes docs were they're doing this?
Speaker 4: But thank you?
Speaker 3: All right, this should just be the intro. We're already struggle.
Speaker 5: All right, Well done for the very blumpy intro.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the party. Let's see a roll call. Jizzy,
Speaker 3: I'm here, Moby present.
Speaker 1: What am I slip? Not? Not lock them? One of them?
Speaker 3: Well done?
Speaker 2: You say your own names now, Lumberjack here, I'm not
Speaker 2: doing a bit.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing.
Speaker 4: It was supposed to be.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be. Gen z Ah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, my god, she's here.
Speaker 4: No, I'm a scatman present.
Speaker 3: Well done.
Speaker 5: Oh we've got a cast of present and past today.
Speaker 3: It's quite nice.
Speaker 6: It's true. It's a full house. It's a reunion of sorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well it truly is.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Well done everybody, Thank you.
Speaker 2: It's it's good to be here. Scattered, and I do
Speaker 2: have twelve. As you've heard, we've got twelve. Cock Bannis
Speaker 2: and it's eleven fifty six.
Speaker 5: We got you got, You've got, You've got, You've got
Speaker 5: three and a half minutes, say your peace, you better
Speaker 5: feel it.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got a soap box. Now, it's good to
Speaker 2: be back.
Speaker 3: Hey good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I mean it's my last start and over tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Fun fact.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I wanted to jump on something before I went,
Speaker 2: And you guys just were gas bagging in our office?
Speaker 3: Should we give them the reset?
Speaker 5: Every ten minutes through that, I was playing at home
Speaker 5: In case people don't know the full story.
Speaker 2: Of of Yeah, so at the beginning, start at the beginning,
Speaker 2: where were you suddenly? No, I mean I've been on
Speaker 2: ben leymn Bell for a bit. If you don't know
Speaker 2: my voice or Scatman's voice, welcome where we're here. I'll
Speaker 2: go back at the piss days.
Speaker 4: I think you you were an og Scatman, I would
Speaker 4: be the most senior.
Speaker 3: I definitely.
Speaker 2: I came after DVD, who came after Frank Frank.
Speaker 3: Frank Still we see frank O every a couple of months.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Benley Robella moving to Adelaide to do their
Speaker 2: show from there, and Scudder is staying here to do
Speaker 2: his job. I think, sorry, I've just taken that news
Speaker 2: from me and what but I am staying here and
Speaker 2: just not continuing with over. So yeah, God bless everyone
Speaker 2: you here at Nova.
Speaker 3: Good endings.
Speaker 2: And but yeah, that means I won't get to see
Speaker 2: the brecky guys of a of an afternoon when I
Speaker 2: skulk in and they're still here to.
Speaker 4: The for.
Speaker 2: You've been good mate, Yeah, bloody oath so kicking radio.
Speaker 2: I reckon so for now, I mean, yeah, you're always
Speaker 2: always come back and come back true yea. But yeah,
Speaker 2: say say hi and bye to Jas, Lauren and Clint
Speaker 2: for me. Yeah, I just never said them because they're
Speaker 2: not They're not here. That's why we're not.
Speaker 5: Although Clint was here on Tuesday. Clint came in for
Speaker 5: all of two minutes on Tuesday, very randomly. I just
Speaker 5: come in and he was literally lingering. He said he'd
Speaker 5: got he was expecting some post. The post hadn't arrived,
Speaker 5: and he's like, all right, I'm out.
Speaker 1: But he also he showed us his Speedo ten lines.
Speaker 4: He did.
Speaker 1: I didn't know where to look for that, but yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah nice.
Speaker 3: He spent some time on Magnetic Island. I believe over
Speaker 3: the break when's that just off Tansville. Okay, look at
Speaker 3: me the foreigner telling you where a place.
Speaker 2: Like three times in my life. It's big. But yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: we're not allowed to swear on our podcast. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I've just let a few bombs go. Yeah, it's also giddy.
Speaker 4: It's refreshing his face.
Speaker 3: And he just said, lumber Jack, what are they going
Speaker 3: to do?
Speaker 2: Make me?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 2: What are they going to do? If I'm like for
Speaker 2: this meeting in thirty seconds made me redundant? No, I
Speaker 2: better go.
Speaker 6: It's been a pleasure just you know, teams meet from here.
Speaker 2: No, this is a important meeting. It is like.
Speaker 3: You're going to be for the next six months on
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 2: What my next meeting is with Dave Cameron?
Speaker 3: I don't know he knows what he's doing either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, scat man, you don't have to be in this meeting.
Speaker 4: Oh I do know this is I've got a different
Speaker 4: meeting in my phone wheelering at some point and I
Speaker 4: would just excuse myself quickly.
Speaker 6: Okay, I know unlimited time scatman.
Speaker 4: That that's right exactly.
Speaker 1: You can't tame the scat man, you know what.
Speaker 4: I worked hard to get rid of that nickname. Not
Speaker 4: that it was ever a really bad nickname, but I
Speaker 4: as soon as I came to Nova, it was like
Speaker 4: a reset for me. It was like day zero and
Speaker 4: everyone's like, what do we call you? I said, you
Speaker 4: know what, Scudder? Call me scudder because that's that was
Speaker 4: my nickname since primary school. It changed a Kiss because
Speaker 4: we couldn't bring our own nicknames for some reason. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I got rid of it all together. And then Macy
Speaker 4: found out. I think Macy was the first one. Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: she found out and one day in the hallway she
Speaker 4: was like, ah, Scapman. Everyone else at Nova he was like,
Speaker 4: hang on a second, can we call you scap Man.
Speaker 5: I actually still call you scatman because when I first
Speaker 5: met you was when it was when I joined Kiss,
Speaker 5: and that you were still in this Scapman slash got
Speaker 5: his own I yeah, I don't know. Scut was just
Speaker 5: the one that I latched onto. I think also partly
Speaker 5: because when me, when when me an Irish person says
Speaker 5: your og nickname scudder, it sounds very different than when
Speaker 5: you guys Australian people and New Zealand people say scatter.
Speaker 5: When I say with you and if I say scudder,
Speaker 5: umbrella Scuda needs an umbrella, so Scudder doesn't actually sound
Speaker 5: like your real name.
Speaker 3: You're right, That's why I thought so easy for me
Speaker 3: to say scat much.
Speaker 4: I remembered some very exciting news that you and I
Speaker 4: have actually, yeah, true in a couple of weeks to engage.
Speaker 3: Oh what Oh? Sorry, I got engaged with someone else.
Speaker 6: Classic double engagement. Yes, just seeing seeing how long you
Speaker 6: can keep both those balls in the air for both scots. Sorry,
Speaker 6: so there's a bad choice of words.
Speaker 3: But we are joining forces pretty much August. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know where yet, I can't remember.
Speaker 6: I believe it's in where would say that that might
Speaker 6: be on the Bingo card.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, you're joining the Bingo Loco family.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 6: It's exciting as excited as a DJ or a host
Speaker 6: as a DJ.
Speaker 4: So there's a DJA and a host at each one,
Speaker 4: and I am the DJ and Felix is the guy
Speaker 4: that books all of us. And he was like, oh,
Speaker 4: you will have a host, and I said, I'm not
Speaker 4: doing it unless it's jazz.
Speaker 6: Question, does this does DJing involve throwing appendages at people?
Speaker 4: Hang on what I better? Yes, you will and appendages?
Speaker 3: What's an appendage?
Speaker 4: You're talking about fake appendages.
Speaker 1: Little pants appendage a deal though, Yes, hang on, does
Speaker 1: that appendage genuinely mean mean something attached to your body?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 6: Uh? I was kind of just using it as a
Speaker 6: stand in word for what.
Speaker 4: If you say, a male appendage is there's only one thing.
Speaker 4: There's only one.
Speaker 1: Thing, like your own one that you're taking off and throwing.
Speaker 6: No, no fake appendages, fake rubber appendages.
Speaker 1: Okay, a replica.
Speaker 4: But I am going to one that Jazz is hosting.
Speaker 4: I'm going as a punter this Saturday, just to.
Speaker 1: Get a'll be fun.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it'll be fun.
Speaker 6: Are you gonna get lit? I feel like it's a
Speaker 6: pre requirement. I think, yeah, there's no choice, right, not
Speaker 6: really if.
Speaker 1: You want to get loco at the all the bad
Speaker 1: wordplay today.
Speaker 3: Don't sorry bear with me for a secon. I'm just
Speaker 3: looking up appendage, live gurgle.
Speaker 2: Don't.
Speaker 3: My favorite grab at the moment. An appendage is a
Speaker 3: part of a living thing, either animal or plant, that
Speaker 3: extends from the main body and typically has a specific function.
Speaker 3: So it's pretty much just anything that extends from your body.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, because.
Speaker 3: You're not wrong.
Speaker 6: You are a little bit slight and correct use of
Speaker 6: the word because it's not I mean, it's.
Speaker 3: A it's not specific. It's detachable, but it's not yah.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to throw your appendages depending audience,
Speaker 1: that's that's your business. Yeah. Yeah, you can probably only
Speaker 1: do it once though.
Speaker 6: This is reminding me of that song Detachable Penis.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have heard that Who's a Bye a
Speaker 1: King King Missile?
Speaker 3: Is that going to be in the system? Well, I
Speaker 3: have to look in smooth.
Speaker 4: Probably not that smooth. Maybe Cole's Radio.
Speaker 6: Think it's like Barnaked Ladies or something.
Speaker 4: I just got really nostalgic then when you played that,
Speaker 4: because I remember back in the heyday before the Police podcast.
Speaker 4: Police came down on us for playing songs during podcasts. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we had hooks for everything, like every every person. I
Speaker 4: remember having to make it as the audio producer make
Speaker 4: a sting for every person. So when every time like
Speaker 4: Nona would speak, we'd play the sting.
Speaker 3: Hm hmmm, I think there is. I think we've I
Speaker 3: think for worn podcasts. Maybe a year ago we did
Speaker 3: dig up some or you might have put in this
Speaker 3: my old ones.
Speaker 6: Maybe I think it might still be in the system somewhere.
Speaker 6: Would be able to play it, yes, because this one
Speaker 6: is not it's not it's not a music technically, and
Speaker 6: this was also what we copyrighted at least.
Speaker 3: This was also quite a late one, it was.
Speaker 1: It came.
Speaker 5: It came quite late into even me starting a kiss.
Speaker 5: But then after all the old.
Speaker 6: Your nickname at this point still hadn't settled onto onto
Speaker 6: what it is now.
Speaker 4: Jizz.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was it? Initially well, it was just it
Speaker 3: was jazz, but it was still jeers. But it wasn't
Speaker 3: like it. It was just one of whatever.
Speaker 6: It was kind of yeah, and then it was it
Speaker 6: was sort of jazz and jizz for a while and
Speaker 6: occasionally jizz, and then it really solidified.
Speaker 3: They didn't really know what my name was requitable.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's only three letters exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it shouldn't be that quired. It was only one veil, babe,
Speaker 5: So I didn't know what that was. But mayby found.
Speaker 4: It feels insensitive. I'm offended, I would be. No one's
Speaker 4: allowed to bring their own nickname to the show. There
Speaker 4: has to be one, and it can't be forced. It
Speaker 4: has to come up naturally, and it has to be
Speaker 4: agreed upon by everyone except the person whose nickname it
Speaker 4: is because you don't get a choice.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like mine hasn't been fully established yet,
Speaker 1: Yours is.
Speaker 6: Not fully established. Whatever you've got now will be looked
Speaker 6: back in a year's time as the temporary, fluctuating nickname,
Speaker 6: that's true working title. Something will happen and then you
Speaker 6: will have a nickname.
Speaker 1: Something really embarrassing, and then order to stick with.
Speaker 6: You, who knows, who knows, something significant, We'll lock it
Speaker 6: in and then and then there will be a day,
Speaker 6: there'll be a moment and then it will be that.
Speaker 1: From me up there with Jis and the scat man
Speaker 1: can be called.
Speaker 4: Shat or something. That's the story behind that one.
Speaker 1: Wow, me tell you about.
Speaker 3: Funny. But yeah, I'm very excited for you to join
Speaker 3: the Bingo crew.
Speaker 4: I'm very excited to come along. It feels like my
Speaker 4: tempo because not only is it like good fun balls
Speaker 4: of the Wall for three hours, but it finishes before midnight. Yeah,
Speaker 4: which is more like me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know about you, but I've done I've been
Speaker 4: doing a few closes at like one, two, three am,
Speaker 4: and I'm too old for that shit man. Yeah.
Speaker 5: One of my gigs a few weeks ago, a few
Speaker 5: weeks ago in the sound of Dust in Storyville. Yeah
Speaker 5: place that's really fun to play. But I didn't start
Speaker 5: till worn thirty. And it was a Friday night, and
Speaker 5: like again back in the day, like I'd be so
Speaker 5: used to that, I'd be so fine, but I had
Speaker 5: to It was a Friday night. Had gone gotten home
Speaker 5: after the show, did my whatever Friday afternoon stuff, did
Speaker 5: my Friday evening stuff, was chilling and watching the footy,
Speaker 5: and then the footy finished at like eleven, and I
Speaker 5: was like, there's still two and a half hours until
Speaker 5: my kids starts. And I'm absolutely wrecked because I don't
Speaker 5: think I had a nap since getting home from the
Speaker 5: show on the Friday. And I was like, hey, am
Speaker 5: I going to stay up till three? I'm gonna have
Speaker 5: enough now. So I went to bed from ten thirty
Speaker 5: until twelve thirty, then got up and went and that
Speaker 5: was like such a weird sensation, and the getting up
Speaker 5: that like, it's also not a nap, that was asleep
Speaker 5: and it was ye, when are.
Speaker 1: You going there? Like stone cold sober as well into
Speaker 1: all the party people who have been having fun for
Speaker 1: a while, Yeah sober again.
Speaker 3: Back in the day, I probably would have gotten on it.
Speaker 5: And you know, just like I think I drove into
Speaker 5: the city parked up like had adunesme bitters just as
Speaker 5: I was like playing them went helme with three.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so grim it is this Storyville is the place
Speaker 6: with the very creative fancy cocktails. Is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: They so it's like kind of Allison Wonderland themes. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they don't call it that because of licensing, but it
Speaker 4: basically is like they've got the big bookcase in one
Speaker 4: room and they've got mushrooms in the other room, and
Speaker 4: then they Yeah, the cocktails have like ones on a swing.
Speaker 6: Yes, I've had the swing one once before.
Speaker 4: It was it was a good time. And they love
Speaker 4: the Is it dry ice or like the.
Speaker 3: Yeah liquid.
Speaker 1: Theatrical?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah they are.
Speaker 6: Yeah, cool cool.
Speaker 3: It is a cool venue for like late night escapades.
Speaker 4: It's a great venue for because Fridays sometimes go till well,
Speaker 4: they don't have a like a license a specific They've
Speaker 4: got a twenty four hour license, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so they go till there's no one left. Sometimes at
Speaker 4: seven am, sometimes it's nine am. I've never DJed one
Speaker 4: of those.
Speaker 1: Seven am for a breakfast. Yeah, that's what you wanted
Speaker 1: it all.
Speaker 5: Yet whoever is DJing the let's say the closing set,
Speaker 5: who might start at two or three? The fact that
Speaker 5: you could be playing till three or four or five
Speaker 5: or nine? Yeah, like who like is there?
Speaker 6: Just is it?
Speaker 5: Whoever is on the last set would do an extended set?
Speaker 5: What if you've got like a thing in the morning.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's three till close, it's three till undefined, which
Speaker 4: scares the shit out of me. I'll be able to
Speaker 4: do that. So I could either be here for two
Speaker 4: hours or six.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's like as a DJ is like often you want
Speaker 5: to plan, or at least in your mind, plan the
Speaker 5: journey of your set.
Speaker 3: You know you're playing for two hours. You can be like, okay,
Speaker 3: I let's start off with some DISCOI stuff and by
Speaker 3: the end I'll be slamming out some like faster house
Speaker 3: and maybe some techno. But if you're like cool, after
Speaker 3: that two hours, there could be four more hours.
Speaker 1: Yes, you run out of songs, all the songs.
Speaker 6: I think in the morning. The crowd you're playing to
Speaker 6: does it matters? I don't think they realize what's being
Speaker 6: played to them at this stage right, very just whatever
Speaker 6: as long as there's something coming out of the speakers,
Speaker 6: could be put it on baby Shark.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're one hundred percent right. Speaking of free plugs
Speaker 4: for venues around men Melbourne, we went to another steak
Speaker 4: night Sea Connoisseur because apparently he runs the steak group
Speaker 4: on the Jason Lawrence Show. He runs his own steak group.
Speaker 6: That yes, yeah, yeah, that one time web is.
Speaker 3: The Sneak Dawn of Melbourn. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I got thrown to him as we went into this
Speaker 6: solicit for break and yeah, so it's I can't take
Speaker 6: credit for it because.
Speaker 3: We did you get over to break?
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 6: I wasn't going to be the what do you call it?
Speaker 6: That the handbreak on air? Actually I don't run the
Speaker 6: Steak Night, but I but I don't. Who does run it?
Speaker 4: Well, no one runs it. That's the thing.
Speaker 5: Ben Keene runs character Ben Keene runs the Steak Night.
Speaker 6: But we went out for a steak on Tuesday. I
Speaker 6: think it's been our highest rated ever, the.
Speaker 4: Highest rated, and wasn't there. Jazz is in the group
Speaker 4: and he was commenting on our ratings in the group.
Speaker 4: High that's the highest rating we've ever had, is it is?
Speaker 5: Everyone in the group, and I think, yeah, the attest
Speaker 5: to this everyone had a four point something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the average was four point five.
Speaker 6: And that is it doesn't it doesn't get that high.
Speaker 4: Somebody rated it a four point nine, which is ludicrous.
Speaker 1: It's a bit much, has anything, Because five is like
Speaker 1: life changing, like you'd write a book about the steak
Speaker 1: kind of thing.
Speaker 4: We've never had that.
Speaker 6: But five is you would actually create a gravestone for
Speaker 6: the cow in the cemetery somewhere just how good it was.
Speaker 4: Wow Like, but Jack Lumberjack almost cried when he was
Speaker 4: giving his rating. He said he generally got emotional about
Speaker 4: how good the steak was.
Speaker 5: And it's worth mentioning as well that this steak restaurant
Speaker 5: was not a new venue for a steak night.
Speaker 3: It was that everyone has been too before.
Speaker 6: On that time where I was required to list the
Speaker 6: top steak nights this place Oxford Scholar, it got a
Speaker 6: tied number one because it was the best, and then
Speaker 6: it had fallen off. But this brought it back. It came,
Speaker 6: it came right back up to number one.
Speaker 1: New chef, new new cows.
Speaker 4: It actually just went back to how it was. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like because we used to go there, so that
Speaker 4: the Steak Night law. It started at Oxford Scholar twenty
Speaker 4: twenty one, I reckon and then.
Speaker 3: Long before my time as well before my time your time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it kind of progressed out from there. We
Speaker 4: just used to do Oxford Scholar every Tuesday.
Speaker 5: Who was the OLG group because it started back as
Speaker 5: like basically the producers of Jason Lauren a Kiss.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, it was Jack and I that went to
Speaker 4: the first ever Oxford Scholar and then we thought, let's
Speaker 4: invite some more people and make this a regular thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So I can't remember who the third maybe Ben McDowell,
Speaker 4: the bean Chicken Chicken, Yeah, and Mikayla though.
Speaker 6: You invited the vegan, the vegetarian on the team.
Speaker 4: All. Yeah. Still, we got there and we were ordering.
Speaker 4: That was a bad idea. Anyway, it was really good.
Speaker 4: We used to get so many chips and the steaks
Speaker 4: were like life changing. And then they must have got
Speaker 4: in someone that realized that they were wasting too much
Speaker 4: money on the chips and the steak, and they went
Speaker 4: cheaper and cheaper and there was less chips, less steak,
Speaker 4: less salad, and it just kind of went downhill and
Speaker 4: we gravitated away from it, and then we went back
Speaker 4: once to retry. Maybe a year later. I went back
Speaker 4: to say, you know, maybe they've gotten better, and they
Speaker 4: had and it was like incredible that one steak. And
Speaker 4: then we kept going around and around and around, and
Speaker 4: then so this one is the last one for Lumberjack
Speaker 4: and Bin Chicken at nov Yes at Nover at Nover asterisk,
Speaker 4: not the last steak, not ever, yea, the last one.
Speaker 4: While they're hearing over.
Speaker 1: They're not redundant from the steak.
Speaker 5: I said, I couldn't go and choose day. Jack was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I can't believe we're missing the last steak night. And
Speaker 5: I was like, whoa, whoa, that's a big call.
Speaker 4: So we thought we'd go back to the old stomach
Speaker 4: grant and it just hit, it just hit. I don't
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: You can't really put it down to like, oh, did
Speaker 6: they did they do something new? No, they just did
Speaker 6: it all. Well, they've made steak great again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there we go. You can use that one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, it was good.
Speaker 6: And then we rated the bathrooms rated the bathroom We
Speaker 6: started we just we we we finished rating and we
Speaker 6: weren't ready to finish the night. We finished rating the stakes,
Speaker 6: which is normally the end of the night. Pretty much,
Speaker 6: we kind of say a goodbyes. None of us were
Speaker 6: quite ready to leave, and so we just started rating things.
Speaker 1: Did it? What's Was there a process or a criteria
Speaker 1: for the bathroom?
Speaker 4: The system got a bit out of whatever, We got
Speaker 4: a bit out of whack. I gave him bonus points
Speaker 4: because the had auto taps. You wave your hand in
Speaker 4: front of them, and they were warm. Yeah it was warm.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, someone someone gave it twenty five points.
Speaker 3: Oh, you made a new rating, not.
Speaker 6: Out of anything.
Speaker 4: My mind was eighty five. My rating, My rating is
Speaker 4: probably not out of anything.
Speaker 6: Okay, my rating is not really say for the podcast, okay,
Speaker 6: sixty nine too hot for radio?
Speaker 3: Is there a story?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, I mean yeah, but not not for this.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah you did.
Speaker 3: If I put the mic standing and tell us what
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 4: A yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, okay, three two one? I mean you can imagine
Speaker 3: the scale. It's an interesting lower someone's higher.
Speaker 1: Yeah for a bathroom too.
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Were they your own or someone else's? Ah?
Speaker 6: They were my own?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, do you wash your hands up?
Speaker 1: I did not?
Speaker 3: Oh did you watch your hands before your steak.
Speaker 1: No, they have the senses, though it's a missed opportunity.
Speaker 4: To use water.
Speaker 6: I mean I didn't go into the steak with I
Speaker 6: didn't come from the bathroom to the steak. The steak
Speaker 6: was prior to the bathroom, so there's no need to
Speaker 6: wash my hands.
Speaker 1: Steak bathroom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but where were your hands before you entered
Speaker 5: the restaurant?
Speaker 6: That's a great that's a great question. Probably on my
Speaker 6: driving wheel.
Speaker 1: I was very worried about where you were.
Speaker 4: Hited with that. Is it Jakes that says he never
Speaker 4: washes his hands after number ones? I'm sure he said
Speaker 4: that on air ones. That's rank no, not cool, not
Speaker 4: on No.
Speaker 6: That's right up there with not flushing public bathrooms after
Speaker 6: you've been in them.
Speaker 1: That's true. Absolutely, letting it sit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, discovered that once about someone. Change my opinion of them.
Speaker 6: Share share, I can't say share a she shared a
Speaker 6: public bathroom like like was in there after them. I
Speaker 6: watched them walk out of the cubicle. We're in the airport,
Speaker 6: and they walked out of the cubicle, and then I
Speaker 6: walked in there and was like.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker, doesn't.
Speaker 3: I have witnessed the same person do the same thing.
Speaker 5: But at a bathroom that we would all regard far
Speaker 5: higher than an airport bathroom.
Speaker 3: I don't understay.
Speaker 6: Something someone's house.
Speaker 1: What would you rate this?
Speaker 6: No, you can't not flush at someone else's house.
Speaker 3: It wasn't someone else's house, not your house. No, it
Speaker 3: wasn't Claudia your house.
Speaker 4: Solved it?
Speaker 3: Well, it's I can't really revealed him. Watch on the pod.
Speaker 4: No, we've solved it. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 6: We've we've got it.
Speaker 5: But yeah, this person doesn't flow himself in a public bathroom.
Speaker 5: And we meet and maybe you have chatted about it before,
Speaker 5: and we tried to think about the reasons.
Speaker 3: Why why would you not do that?
Speaker 5: Is it because it's a public bathroom and you would
Speaker 5: assume that there's cleaners to do that for you.
Speaker 3: But that's just disrespectful.
Speaker 4: You're not proud of it. You want to show the
Speaker 4: next person.
Speaker 5: That's just that's like the way around. If you weren't
Speaker 5: proud of it, you'd rather get rid of it, if
Speaker 5: you weren't.
Speaker 3: Look at what I've created, because I'm the next guy
Speaker 3: to see that.
Speaker 1: He talk to the person on the way and hey, mate,
Speaker 1: check that out.
Speaker 4: We're going to find someone that does this and ask
Speaker 4: him the question, brain man, because something's something's going on.
Speaker 3: I would be able to speak to this person.
Speaker 4: Is that a good note? Is that a good note?
Speaker 4: To call it on? My phone hasn't wrung yet?
Speaker 3: Oh, then we must stay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's what's your take on self cleaning bathrooms? While
Speaker 1: we're on the topic of bathroom.
Speaker 6: Cleaning, Well, like the like the water jet.
Speaker 1: Corners the streets, those like, yeah, the automatically the ones.
Speaker 6: That like freaking pressure wash when you leave it or whatever.
Speaker 6: I always worry that someone's going to fall asleep in
Speaker 6: there and then get washed.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm worried the door is going to open
Speaker 1: mid mid usage.
Speaker 6: The automatic doors that you can't I can't stand that.
Speaker 6: The bathrooms where you have to push the button and
Speaker 6: the door automatically closes, and you've got to watch it
Speaker 6: slowly closing, and then you're terrified that it's going to
Speaker 6: auto release while you're on the throne.
Speaker 5: Because it's also like the button that you would press
Speaker 5: from the inside to get out is always out of reach.
Speaker 3: If you're sitting under the toilet you want to.
Speaker 6: You could, It's just like it cracks opening and you're
Speaker 6: just sitting on there going just being vulnerable.
Speaker 5: Actually am at a Bengal loco a couple of weeks
Speaker 5: ago before the show started, me and DJ Pete the Beat,
Speaker 5: who was also and we were just in the green
Speaker 5: room like before the show, and I went to use
Speaker 5: the bathroom for a number two's and it was only
Speaker 5: after I'd done the number twos that I realized there
Speaker 5: was no toilet paper in the bathroom.
Speaker 6: No, you called for help.
Speaker 5: I had to call DJ Pte the Bee to come
Speaker 5: and rescue me and dropped toilet paper. In similar situation, obviously,
Speaker 5: the cubicle door was locked, and it wasn't actually a cubical,
Speaker 5: It was like a nice bathroom at the back of
Speaker 5: a green room.
Speaker 3: So the door was locked.
Speaker 5: But while you're sitting on the on the throne, the
Speaker 5: lock for the door is too far away, so I
Speaker 5: couldn't reach it as I was sitting down.
Speaker 3: So you had to I had to do that real
Speaker 3: awkward life the shuffle with the dirty bomb, like.
Speaker 5: And yeah, shuffled towards the door. I'm like, you don't
Speaker 5: want to make even more of a mess.
Speaker 3: You kind of clean unlocked the door, but.
Speaker 5: Then and then like, open it slightly so it's just
Speaker 5: a jar, and then dj pte the bee passing in
Speaker 5: some toilet.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of trust there.
Speaker 3: I would trust someone with my life. I think I
Speaker 3: did that day.
Speaker 5: But he was also like he'd said he couldn't find
Speaker 5: or he'd only found one roll of toilet paper that
Speaker 5: was almost finished, so he was like, I can't find
Speaker 5: anything else.
Speaker 3: This is all you've got. You have to make it work.
Speaker 6: Make this square at a time, I've had a very
Speaker 6: similar situation, except I didn't have a friend I could call. However,
Speaker 6: was your arch enemy however, No, no, there was no
Speaker 6: one I could call. It was it was a like
Speaker 6: buy myself out in a public bathroom alone, realized, oh no,
Speaker 6: there's no there's no toilet paper in this booth. After
Speaker 6: the business is done, and I had to do a
Speaker 6: similar shuffle to that, like hunting in the other stores.
Speaker 1: Ho going to come in?
Speaker 6: I realized, I'm like, okay, there's none here, but no
Speaker 6: one else is in this, and there's two other stores,
Speaker 6: and and you know the sort of squad shuffle artist. Okay,
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna with the pants still down, shuffle none here, no,
Speaker 6: go to the next one.
Speaker 1: Yes, were you covering? Were you covering up?
Speaker 3: Hang on? Did you go from one cubicle to the other? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: No other option?
Speaker 4: What was that?
Speaker 1: What else was I going to do?
Speaker 4: God? If someone walked through that, where were you?
Speaker 6: I think it was like a train station. I can't
Speaker 6: I can't remember exactly where it was.
Speaker 3: A train station bathrooms up there with the nastiest Yeah.
Speaker 6: It wasn't great. I was like, but it was a
Speaker 6: situation you needed to go, and I was in a
Speaker 6: bit of a rush and then realized after, you know,
Speaker 6: that's the worst afterwards, like oh no, oh, no, shuffle.
Speaker 4: I speaking of very clean bathrooms. Was in Japan in January,
Speaker 4: and I was so influenced by their toilets A going
Speaker 4: at home that forty bucks off Amazon. You got one
Speaker 4: for here, I've got one for here.
Speaker 6: Retro fit to your own Yeah yeah, yeah, so yourself.
Speaker 4: I did it myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, leaks works fine on the side of.
Speaker 3: The toilet, on your own toilet, yeah yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's got a little prong down the bottom. It
Speaker 4: sprays the water.
Speaker 3: Do you dry question, It sprays the water that's already
Speaker 3: sitting in the bowl.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you get it from the wall before
Speaker 4: it goes into that's the problem.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was a cold.
Speaker 4: The beauty about the Japanese ones is they're nice and warm.
Speaker 2: This is just.
Speaker 4: So winter's not a good time. They're good in summer.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they over in Japan. Those toilets, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, but something about them scares me
Speaker 1: if I go to a hotel, because you.
Speaker 3: Think a little hello kid, what an adorable.
Speaker 1: Way to put But just like there's some of them
Speaker 1: and you walk in the bathroom and the lid just
Speaker 1: opens as you are, I'm like, I don't like that
Speaker 1: it knows this and that it might do stuff while
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there. True, yeah, it scares me a bit.
Speaker 4: But no, like every single tolet over there, it play,
Speaker 4: They play music to you, They warm the seed.
Speaker 1: Up, They trying to comfort you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have a little deodorizer afterwards. Yeah, but if
Speaker 4: you're shy and you're worried about the person in the
Speaker 4: cubicle next to you, you press the ocean butt. It just
Speaker 4: plays ocean wave sounds like really loud. So you do your.
Speaker 1: Business to sound like you're crapping in an ocean.
Speaker 6: Is that you're shy, or rather you just don't want
Speaker 6: to hear what's going on any cubicle next to you?
Speaker 4: Maybe both?
Speaker 3: Do they have do they have a button to left?
Speaker 3: The guy next to you. If you're proud of what
Speaker 3: you've just done, you just see it.
Speaker 4: It's like it makes. It makes the.
Speaker 6: Just takes a picture and sends it to the other stores.
Speaker 3: This is what you could be doing. Oh god, it's
Speaker 3: a lot of pooch pook at the pooka. Maybe we
Speaker 3: should leave it there.
Speaker 4: I think that's a good place, all right.
Speaker 6: It is well done.
Speaker 1: Produce funny