Speaker 1: Quay adelaides.
Speaker 2: All good social encounters.
Speaker 3: I'm terrible at them.
Speaker 4: And I find that the worst things happen in lifts
Speaker 4: because my husband's always like, you don't you don't have
Speaker 4: to tell people your life story in lifts and say,
Speaker 4: on one holidays from Da da da and I've got
Speaker 4: four k kids and all that.
Speaker 3: He's like, just shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you think that for some reason in
Speaker 2: a lyft you need to fill it with sound?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why can't we all just stay there in silence for
Speaker 2: the next forty five seconds exactly right?
Speaker 4: Anyway, So my compulsion to feel that silence in lifts
Speaker 4: really took a turn when I was on holidays in
Speaker 4: the Gold Coast last week and a couple got into
Speaker 4: the lift and they had one of those big trolleys
Speaker 4: that you get from the concierge and it was filled
Speaker 4: full of booze. So they were obviously having a party
Speaker 4: in their room, right, So I'm like, oh, yeah, big
Speaker 4: night planned, blah blah blah, start chatting with them and
Speaker 4: they're like yeah, lady, like whatever. And then for some reason,
Speaker 4: I don't know why I said it, but I said, oh, well,
Speaker 4: if there's any of that left over me pointing to
Speaker 4: the wine.
Speaker 1: Bring it up to room twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Two plusic you trying to throw some banter out there.
Speaker 4: It just sounded like I basically invited them to come
Speaker 4: up and swing with me, and so then and then,
Speaker 4: because there's still like six or seven floors to go,
Speaker 4: just hideous awkward silence for the rest of the lift.
Speaker 3: Shut your mouth, Jody, you don't need to.
Speaker 2: Do it, you know. I love a good social interaction
Speaker 2: that goes for shaky. I'm awkward at the best of times.
Speaker 2: I could out awkward even the most awkward people on
Speaker 2: the planet.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I left the gym the other day actually, and there
Speaker 2: was a girl there and she said have a good day.
Speaker 2: Instead of saying yeah you too, I said, have a
Speaker 2: fab time. What do you mean? Who has a good
Speaker 2: time at the gym? And I've never used the word life,
Speaker 2: I have a fab time? And I pranced out of there.
Speaker 2: I don't even know who I am anymore. And in
Speaker 2: a Port Adelaide the other day there's a girl there
Speaker 2: by the name of eb And this happens far too often,
Speaker 2: but I had to call it up straight away. I
Speaker 2: haven't seen her for a while, and she's helped out
Speaker 2: a few times with some no activations. So again I
Speaker 2: went over to give her a kiss and fresh air,
Speaker 2: fresh airer, what do you mean? So I didn't actually
Speaker 2: we didn't make connection on the cheek. So it's like
Speaker 2: one of those little fake French things. So then I
Speaker 2: called it straight away, I'm sorry, I haven't made connection.
Speaker 5: Then let me go, let me go again.
Speaker 2: So very awkward.
Speaker 3: So I had one at the wedding the other night.
Speaker 4: As you will know, I was introduced to the mother
Speaker 4: of the bride, and because I feel so warmly towards Josh,
Speaker 4: I just grabbed her and hugged her.
Speaker 1: And anyway, then the groom's brother was Han.
Speaker 4: The mother goes and this is that Josh's brother, and
Speaker 4: so then very awkwardly, he went to hug me and
Speaker 4: I chucked out my hand because I don't know that.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the rule is men like, do
Speaker 4: men feel uncomfortable with women they don't know kissing them
Speaker 4: or not on the cheek?
Speaker 2: Not really, as long as you can see it coming.
Speaker 2: What we're uncomfortable with is that awkwardness. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 2: know what to do. Yeah, awkward If you go and
Speaker 2: straight for the lips, or you try and kiss us
Speaker 2: on the forehead. That's going to be awkward. But a
Speaker 2: kiss straight away is fine. Particular thing like, that's quite nice.
Speaker 4: It's always awkward when the footballers coming each and every week,
Speaker 4: and I don't know, I like to get into I
Speaker 4: kiss them?
Speaker 3: Do I just give them a hug? What happens?
Speaker 2: I'm watching your interaction with them, and you're both like,
Speaker 2: what do we do here? What's going on here?
Speaker 6: Someone else who says ridiculous things on the regulars produceder Zoe.
Speaker 1: This is like a daily occurrence for you.
Speaker 7: It resonates too much. Mum tells me House I'd write
Speaker 7: a book with all of my missteps. But I did
Speaker 7: one earlier in the week, actually, to someone we work
Speaker 7: with here and over in the sales department. I was
Speaker 7: out buying some lunch and I saw him sneaking off
Speaker 7: with his bag and I pulled him up and I went, classic,
Speaker 7: you classic, you leaving early?
Speaker 5: It's only two o'clock.
Speaker 8: What do you think?
Speaker 5: It gave him a bit of stick. Anyway, Now I'm
Speaker 5: at on my way to a funeral.
Speaker 2: How do you respond?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 5: I literally, I just kept it. Literally, I went, oh, yes, But.
Speaker 4: Then also, isn't it the most awkward thing when someone
Speaker 4: says we're going to a funeral and you're like, do
Speaker 4: you say who does condolences?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I actually think I said something like how sad
Speaker 7: are we? Meaning like how close we? And he said,
Speaker 7: good not that sad.
Speaker 5: In the newsroom.
Speaker 4: Surely to goodness. You're you're a woman who can't control
Speaker 4: your feelings.
Speaker 9: So I had I had a wedding, little wedding miss
Speaker 9: half on Wednesday. So I was doing my business there,
Speaker 9: which is to chat. So I chat to people at
Speaker 9: weddings and talked to them and so you wouldn't remember.
Speaker 9: So I was speaking to Josh's auntie and uncle and
Speaker 9: I had a question and I said, you know, what,
Speaker 9: what is the secret to a long, happy marriage? And
Speaker 9: he he goes, well, obviously it's talking to God, And
Speaker 9: of course I laughed, thinking, oh, he's mucking around. And
Speaker 9: then he went into this story about you know, when
Speaker 9: I was with blah blah blah and this, and ura
Speaker 9: I was like okay, and I said and off the
Speaker 9: back of that, I said, oh, well, I'm aggressively single,
Speaker 9: so you know, maybe I need to find God. And
Speaker 9: his auntie pleasant grabbed my arm and went, tonight, we'll
Speaker 9: pray for you. And I stood there just going oh,
Speaker 9: because yeah, I'd laughed, thinking he was mucking around being silly.
Speaker 10: He wasn't, And now they're going to pray for me.
Speaker 10: And to be honest, I need all the praying.
Speaker 4: But the saddest thing about this story is the thoughts
Speaker 4: and prayers should have gone to Andrew Hayes that night.
Speaker 10: He wasn't swinging off the rafters by the end, so
Speaker 10: he's poor.
Speaker 2: Livera the next day, Oh gos, it hasn't worked through
Speaker 2: it that night. Yeah, I'm still to this day though,
Speaker 2: I reckon. The absolute ultimate is Producers Zoe in her
Speaker 2: exchange with Tim Ginevag.
Speaker 7: Tim Ginever obviously a legendary Port Adelaide footballer. Obviously I
Speaker 7: didn't know that. And on my first day at NOVA,
Speaker 7: when I met Timmy, he said do you like football?
Speaker 7: And I said, yeah, I'm a port fan.
Speaker 5: What about you? Are you into footy? And bless him
Speaker 5: and bless him. He went, yeah, I am, I'm a
Speaker 5: port fan.
Speaker 1: Get casual, grinning the whole time.
Speaker 7: And I walked out of the office and everyone looked
Speaker 7: at me. When you did not just ask him, Jennifer,
Speaker 7: if he likes football.
Speaker 2: You should have said you're a port fan. I don't
Speaker 2: reckon you asked sweet exactly why.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Sam from Albert Park. Good morning, Sam,
Speaker 4: Good morning? How a would you awkward encounter? He displease
Speaker 4: make us feel better about.
Speaker 11: I was volunteering at an event. There was like this
Speaker 11: charity event or raising money for this guy. He's been
Speaker 11: having a bit of a rough time, and I was
Speaker 11: selling raffle tickets and I thought, oh, I'll just go around,
Speaker 11: you know, to the people and talk a bit about
Speaker 11: it and see if I want to buy tickets. And
Speaker 11: I went up to his one grief. I'm like, oh, hey,
Speaker 11: have you heard about this charity the cause? And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 11: actually I'm the one that we're that we're raising money for.
Speaker 11: And I was like, oh, he's like do you know
Speaker 11: about the.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: It was so awkward.
Speaker 2: How did he handle the situation? Was he it's okay?
Speaker 11: He was okay. He looked a bit shocked, and then
Speaker 11: he was like kind of appreciative that I was helping.
Speaker 1: But I was just like mortified.
Speaker 11: I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to help Sam's just like, hey,
Speaker 3: have you heard about this all bloke the years time?
Speaker 3: He really needs help.
Speaker 2: Let's help him.
Speaker 11: And he's like, yeah, that's me.
Speaker 4: Andrew, Hazes is an intervention on your behavior. We had
Speaker 4: a wedding during the week and you cannot you just
Speaker 4: cannot come out with us as a team right and
Speaker 4: behave yourself. So just to get everyone in on the picture, Hazy.
Speaker 4: At one stage we were trying to have a nice family.
Speaker 3: Photo of us all, so I'm just trying to have fun.
Speaker 1: It's all on.
Speaker 4: Record on my phone too, because someone was like, you
Speaker 4: know how you do the live photo? So it was
Speaker 4: practically a video and it's just you progressively up the
Speaker 4: back going you know what, you know what this photo needs.
Speaker 4: It needs a shirtlessandrow so you just.
Speaker 1: See the shut was itchy taking your shirt and coming
Speaker 1: around to the front and then Zo, we've all realized
Speaker 1: what you've gone. We're like, no, put your shirt back on.
Speaker 2: Said it was like a toddler about to get naked
Speaker 2: at a cafe was doing for shock effects. We've spoken
Speaker 2: about this before. Maybe horses by Dale Breathway Plaid, I'm
Speaker 2: not really sure, but there's always a moment where I'd
Speaker 2: say the vibe gets a little bit too much. I mean,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, that shirt gets a little bit
Speaker 2: extra heavy and you don't want to be constricted.
Speaker 4: Well, I want to go around the room here just
Speaker 4: to make you see how your behavior has affected the
Speaker 4: rest of the family. Abbey in the newsroom. What was
Speaker 4: the other highlight of the night that had you in tears?
Speaker 10: So all of a.
Speaker 9: Sudden, I walked back to the table and Boss Josh
Speaker 9: goes have a look at this, and I said what
Speaker 9: And he shows me a video of.
Speaker 5: And it's swinging from the raft.
Speaker 2: To explain what went through your head at that point, well,
Speaker 2: I can tell you because as soon as we got
Speaker 2: in there and we hadn't touched a drop of alcohol,
Speaker 2: I think I said, you we swinging from that? Swinging
Speaker 2: from that a little bit later on, and I promise
Speaker 2: it was. It was a joke at the time, but
Speaker 2: then I finally got the confidence to get a run
Speaker 2: up and that was via jumping on the stage.
Speaker 4: I think, I just I don't understand your mentality. When
Speaker 4: you walk into a venue and you know you're going
Speaker 4: to be having a few frothies, you start immediately scouting
Speaker 4: for things to jump.
Speaker 2: On jump off security. I didn't like it.
Speaker 4: Security came straight over. He came straight I didn't even
Speaker 4: know he was there. He like just appeared like a genie.
Speaker 7: Well I certainly did soon as Andrew was on the raft,
Speaker 7: as I saw this man pacing, he saw you and
Speaker 7: genuine got a bit of a run up. So that's
Speaker 7: how you affected me on the night, hazy, because I
Speaker 7: had to immediately sober up and apologize on your behalf
Speaker 7: to the security.
Speaker 3: I had to apologize to security and just say he's fine, stop.
Speaker 5: You getting kicked out.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm such a fun loving guy.
Speaker 9: And then I laughed so much that I ended up
Speaker 9: at the doctors yesterday and he said, you now have
Speaker 9: asthma because you laughed so hard at this hazy guy.
Speaker 9: And now I'm going to give you a puffet to
Speaker 9: try and help out your three poor throats.
Speaker 3: I'll produce m Okay, producer M.
Speaker 4: You didn't partake in the drinks, so tell us your
Speaker 4: observations from your very sober eyes.
Speaker 6: I was the responsible one I had to drive home.
Speaker 6: I am actually a bit scared to say this on
Speaker 6: the air because HR might be listening. But Joe, do
Speaker 6: you wanted to get a nice cute little group photo you,
Speaker 6: me and Hazy, and Hazy comes up and puts his
Speaker 6: arm around me to give me a hug, but as
Speaker 6: he did that, he copped a feel of my breast.
Speaker 6: And once again, thank God for the live photo so
Speaker 6: that we could show Hazy afterwards, because you can actually
Speaker 6: see the moment when he realizes, pulls his hand back
Speaker 6: and goes, oh, it's.
Speaker 2: All captured, the absolute moment where I think I'm about
Speaker 2: to get arrest.
Speaker 6: Of them, but I feel like Hazy, so it's not
Speaker 6: just a complete pylon for you. I would like to
Speaker 6: use this opportunity to apologize for my behavior at the
Speaker 6: Nova Christmas party last year, where there's footage of me
Speaker 6: on the dance floor smacking your behind.
Speaker 5: He's a two ways it.
Speaker 2: All comes back around. So, and just to give you
Speaker 2: a bit of information as well, what happened afterwards. I
Speaker 2: got home and unfortunately I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2: There's a bit of gas show going around, but one
Speaker 2: that was in my tummy didn't want to stay there,
Speaker 2: so it eventually came out of my system and onto
Speaker 2: the floor next to my bed. Yes, and my beautiful
Speaker 2: wife car I heard that and then came over and
Speaker 2: it literally was like, are you vomiting? And for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: I've got the audacity's looking at him be like yes.
Speaker 2: And then the next day it's the worst. It is
Speaker 2: the absolute worst if your parents or your significant other
Speaker 2: dos that. She gave me the I'm not angry, I'm
Speaker 2: just disappointed speech, and then she said he said to me,
Speaker 2: which really really it was like a genuine sword into
Speaker 2: my soul. She said. At one stage, I was looking
Speaker 2: at you last night and I thought I have never
Speaker 2: been more unattracted.
Speaker 5: What does she mean?
Speaker 1: It took your shirt off, you looked great.
Speaker 2: Did you not see me doing chin ups on the rafters?
Speaker 6: Is that not Sexy's what you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 7: News.
Speaker 2: What's news today?
Speaker 5: News?
Speaker 4: You wake up, turn on your phone and there is
Speaker 4: just an overwhelming amount of information. That's why we break
Speaker 4: it down to the top stories that you need to
Speaker 4: know right here, right now. That's going to be in
Speaker 4: the newsroom.
Speaker 1: Go for it.
Speaker 10: Good morning.
Speaker 9: So anyone heading along to the Port Adelaide Essendon game
Speaker 9: Adelaide Oval tonight, just a reminder that Footy Express trains
Speaker 9: are not running due to another train strike. Also, Securda,
Speaker 9: sorry Saint Kilda. So I'm still recovering from the wedding
Speaker 9: as well.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So anyway, today the rail union and their employer kill
Speaker 9: us down at heading back to the boardroom table because
Speaker 9: they're trying to hash out this paid deal. So essentially
Speaker 9: workers are saying we want a twenty percent pay rise
Speaker 9: over the next four years and they're not going to
Speaker 9: settle for anything less kill us down or pushing back
Speaker 9: on that.
Speaker 10: Obviously a big thing for this.
Speaker 9: If the deal isn't reached, there's going to be a
Speaker 9: twenty four hour train strike on Thursday, and Thursday is
Speaker 9: the showdown.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, that's tricky, isn't it.
Speaker 9: So we really really want them to come to some
Speaker 9: sort of agreement otherwise that twenty four hour strike is
Speaker 9: going to go ahead on Thursday, which will affect obviously.
Speaker 10: People getting to and from the showdown.
Speaker 4: Of course, according to Abby, the showdown will be played
Speaker 4: out between Essenon and St Kilda.
Speaker 2: Yes, a stage there, you go watch this space. Hopefully
Speaker 2: the guys can sort it out.
Speaker 7: News.
Speaker 4: The golf starts today at the Grange Golf Course and
Speaker 4: I did a story on it yesterday for ten years
Speaker 4: first and they have promised it's going to be bigger
Speaker 4: and better than last year, so that up the capacity.
Speaker 6: So there's more corporate facilities. I think they went from
Speaker 6: three to six corporate areas.
Speaker 3: But also people were.
Speaker 6: Complaining last year that there weren't enough elevated spaces to
Speaker 6: go up and be able to watch, so they've gone
Speaker 6: from four to fourteen of those.
Speaker 3: But it's going to be huge.
Speaker 4: A crowd of over one hundred thousand people tipped to
Speaker 4: go through the gates over three days.
Speaker 2: Hopefully we can keep it for years and years, like forever.
Speaker 2: It could just be a permanent fixture on the calendar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, last year will be hard to top.
Speaker 6: Like that watering hole experience was just incredible with the
Speaker 6: hole in one, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 3: We were saying before, Tellmy Wren.
Speaker 6: Was at the bar when it happened, run out, pegged
Speaker 6: his drinks, run back in, got another round.
Speaker 3: Good on you, Tommy.
Speaker 5: That's the way it's the.
Speaker 2: The grass certainly got some liquid that day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure did.
Speaker 6: I was saying too also that they're discouraging fans from
Speaker 6: throwing beer cans onto the thing, so there's just going
Speaker 6: to be all plastic cups. So they'll decant everything into
Speaker 6: cups now there avoid that situation that we had last year.
Speaker 1: Remember I was like, oh my god, this is embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Everyone's throwing all the cups on the green.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did that. Boys like John Rahm, you don't
Speaker 2: want to throw a full can of beer and hit
Speaker 2: him in the back of the head. Or Bryson de Chamba,
Speaker 2: Oh boy, you come after you, big bad Bryson. Mate,
Speaker 2: turn you into midst mate. Can we talk about the
Speaker 2: football yesterday, the ANZAC Day between Essendon and Collingwood That
Speaker 2: might have been the greatest game of football I think
Speaker 2: I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: I missed the last couple of minutes you needed to
Speaker 4: be So I was running around doing my golf story
Speaker 4: and I missed the last little bit.
Speaker 2: So I finished at eighty five apiece. And I saw
Speaker 2: a headline straight away that said, oh, debate set to
Speaker 2: rage after controversial draw. Oh, I don't mind a draw
Speaker 2: every now and then if it's a draw like that
Speaker 2: where you genuinely looked at me like you know, it's
Speaker 2: actually it's suits that you split the points because that
Speaker 2: was such an epic contest. Yeah. And then I was
Speaker 2: watching the coverage yesterday and straight away after full time,
Speaker 2: they panned the crowd and there was an Essendon and
Speaker 2: a Collingwood supporter standing next to each other and they
Speaker 2: were both like, oh, what just happened? And then they
Speaker 2: looked at each other and started hugging. Well, I feel
Speaker 2: like we both want Yeah, absolutely, ye like.
Speaker 3: Dancing with your sister.
Speaker 9: But you're right, a draw doesn't happen often, So it's fine.
Speaker 9: I've made the call.
Speaker 2: It's going to stay in place, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: It unless it's Grand Final, of course, and then we'll
Speaker 2: play it now. Yeah, I turned past six top nineteen
Speaker 2: degrees across satellite to say that's six fifteen venue machine
Speaker 2: And can I just say vending machine at the wedding
Speaker 2: on Wednesday night? Oh my god, Oh my god, brought
Speaker 2: a legend a couple.
Speaker 3: It was showing its face this morning.
Speaker 2: To be honest, JOJ, you know, I'm all about research
Speaker 2: for this show, just constantly grinding away. How can I
Speaker 2: better the show? What sort of bullet points can I
Speaker 2: provide the audience to make sure that they head in
Speaker 2: a beautiful path of knowledge? Yeah, let's talk about a
Speaker 2: little study that I found and the headline is Ozzie's
Speaker 2: in a sex recession. Yeah, that's right, your bunch of
Speaker 2: dirty birds. There's two points that are found from this
Speaker 2: particular study which has somehow floated across my desk, two
Speaker 2: points which tick off. I'd say both categories, and that
Speaker 2: is the youngsters as well as the older people who
Speaker 2: are in established relationships. Okay, so that makes sense, doesn't
Speaker 2: it It does. There's two alarming points. First one is
Speaker 2: that Australia is the second most promiscuous nation on Earth.
Speaker 2: So this was a survey done with ossies between twenty
Speaker 2: five and forty four found that were an average of
Speaker 2: thirteen point three sexual partners in our lifetimes and that
Speaker 2: were second only to Turkey. Wow, the dirty turks.
Speaker 8: Good on them.
Speaker 2: So the youngsters are finding more partners. Okay, but then
Speaker 2: it gets quite interesting when you talk to the older
Speaker 2: people in relationships.
Speaker 3: Thirteen seem quite low. Thirteen Oh here we got.
Speaker 2: A lot of eyebrows were raised just then in the
Speaker 2: studio all pointed directly.
Speaker 3: To Jodie I there might be more than that.
Speaker 2: Well, I'd say the point three is a strange one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how do you point the point three of a partner?
Speaker 1: How do you have relations with point three of a person.
Speaker 2: It's a very good points, very very good point.
Speaker 3: It's the lower half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right, you don't on the top half. In
Speaker 2: two thousand and three, and this is a little bit
Speaker 2: concerning for people like us, a study of twenty thousand
Speaker 2: Australians in heterosexual relationships found that they had intercourse one
Speaker 2: point eight times a week on average. When the same
Speaker 2: study is conducted ten years later, the number was down
Speaker 2: to one point four.
Speaker 3: Again with the decimals.
Speaker 2: What so we're going down. So you'd rather point eight
Speaker 2: of a person then, but it's going down per week.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I'd say back in the day, one point
Speaker 2: eight Friday stallion, he's got the time to do that.
Speaker 2: In all, they're saying that this is all happening because
Speaker 2: people are on their phones too much. Oh really, their
Speaker 2: phones are consuming too much emotion and you're destructed.
Speaker 3: I get very annoyed when we wake up in the morning.
Speaker 6: My husband reaches for his phone before he reaches over
Speaker 6: and gives me a cuddle.
Speaker 10: You're a special or otherwise.
Speaker 2: I do that as well. Yeah, I don't think my
Speaker 2: wife does it, but that's the first thing I do
Speaker 2: when I wake up. Bang, look at the phone.
Speaker 6: Really I don't know if you are going to be
Speaker 6: forthcoming with this story, but I'm going to have a
Speaker 6: crack at it.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 6: I called you the other day, right, and we were
Speaker 6: mid conversation where you abruptly went, I'm gonna go, and
Speaker 6: you effectively hung up in my ear right and then
Speaker 6: and then you called back, called back, probably six minutes later,
Speaker 6: and you had to explain why you hung up on me.
Speaker 1: So do you want to tell everybody?
Speaker 2: But thank you very much six minutes, very very generous.
Speaker 2: I liked, how do I say this about getting in trouble?
Speaker 2: I said to you, I'm sorry that I had to leave,
Speaker 2: but my beautiful wife car was having a shower and I,
Speaker 2: at the time, I was kind of joking, asked her
Speaker 2: if I could join her. Yes, jump off the phat
Speaker 2: I was adding to that statistic, I was point four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is how it.
Speaker 6: Rolls to fierce musical warriors going head to head bringing
Speaker 6: songs to the table that are themed.
Speaker 3: And this week is wedding dance floor bangers.
Speaker 2: And it's a strange setup this week because usually obviously
Speaker 2: we do it on a Thursday and we just sort
Speaker 2: of sit on it for a good twenty four hours
Speaker 2: before we compile all the votes together and announce a
Speaker 2: winning song at eight o'clock. But obviously this morning we're
Speaker 2: doing it all in one hit, so we're going to
Speaker 2: announce the songs right now, and then you've got about
Speaker 2: forty odd minutes to cast. You vote by Jody and
Speaker 2: Hazy on Instagram, and then we'll announce the winner. Do
Speaker 2: you want to go first?
Speaker 4: Well, you know how you've just been talking about how
Speaker 4: you've had a mayor with songs for the life, and
Speaker 4: we can't remember what I chose because it was two
Speaker 4: days ago.
Speaker 2: This is a passion piece. This is supposed to be
Speaker 2: a passion piece.
Speaker 10: It isn't I lost it doesn't.
Speaker 5: Even know its song, So no, I love it.
Speaker 3: I just can't remember what I chose.
Speaker 1: It was more than twenty four hours.
Speaker 6: You know that you sent a text to both Zoe
Speaker 6: and I, so really, you probably could have just scrolled
Speaker 6: back through and saved yourself this embarrassment.
Speaker 1: I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
Speaker 3: It's come on I Lean by Dixie's Midnight Runners.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, So this is the song that comes on
Speaker 2: when you're dancing up a storm at a wedding, which
Speaker 2: just takes you to the next level.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, so what.
Speaker 4: Happens, Well, you haven't even got to the best beer.
Speaker 4: The best bit is when it builds out and come on, Annie,
Speaker 4: if you sit in your chair.
Speaker 3: Why this song's on at a wedding year of corpse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. And I've said this for a long time.
Speaker 2: We don't play enough music by the midnight runners.
Speaker 1: On this station, Texas Midnight Runners.
Speaker 2: We really need rather big hit. That's a great question
Speaker 2: that no one knows nor cares about.
Speaker 10: They just a one hit wonder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty pretty safe to say that all you got.
Speaker 2: Come on, Eileen versus. Just imagine yourself in the guts
Speaker 2: of the dance floor this song comes on, You're like,
Speaker 2: should I Should I take my shirt off? Yeah? I'm
Speaker 2: going to take it off.
Speaker 10: So this was this song on repeat on Wednesday night
Speaker 10: and it.
Speaker 2: Must have been the trigger, oh god, because I absolutely
Speaker 2: pulled the trigger at one particular night and the part
Speaker 2: of the evening when this song goes comes on at
Speaker 2: a wedding, everyone belts this as a loud as they
Speaker 2: possibly can a little over it. You know, this is
Speaker 2: a good song, all right, Come on, Eileen versus the horses.
Speaker 2: Which song connects with you better at a wedding? It
Speaker 2: takes you to that next level of bliss.
Speaker 3: Good battle. It's good battle this week.
Speaker 2: It's a good battle this morning, all right. Winning song
Speaker 2: will be announced at eight o'clock. Currently it is eighty
Speaker 2: four in favor of me. Boy, you need this.
Speaker 3: Jump on the Instagram please and vote for the good guys.
Speaker 2: The good guys. I'll say it once again, Joe didn't
Speaker 2: even know what her song was before. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: that your heart's in this. I'll just say that. I
Speaker 2: promise get voting out, Jody and Hazy. Kanye West is
Speaker 2: as mad, maybe madder than a cut snake. Does that
Speaker 2: feel like a reasonable statement? Jones?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, one hundred percent accurate.
Speaker 2: My gosh, very unpredictable, is yay? He's gone from I'm
Speaker 2: going to be President of the United States to I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make pawn. What that's the latest installment what in
Speaker 2: Kanye West and that beautiful brain of his? So he
Speaker 2: dropped a brief but graphic announcement on his social media
Speaker 2: accounts a couple of days ago, a short little video
Speaker 2: saying easy Pawn is coming. Yay, It's what the fans wanted.
Speaker 6: God.
Speaker 2: A report in TMZ hours before the announcement dropped the
Speaker 2: claim that West had been kicking around the idea of
Speaker 2: launching his own pornography studio and brand for a while,
Speaker 2: and now he seems dead set on doing it.
Speaker 4: My god, what he parades his wife around in is
Speaker 4: just absolutely extraordinary. Did you say she went to Disneyland
Speaker 4: the other day? She was literally just wearing a sheet
Speaker 4: of fabric over the front of her and then a
Speaker 4: g string at the back. And I was just like, oh,
Speaker 4: my god, that can't be comfortable.
Speaker 6: I was for to go to wett and Wild last
Speaker 6: week in a two piece bikini and that didn't bode
Speaker 6: well on the aqua racer.
Speaker 2: Did it. It didn't hold well.
Speaker 3: It didn't hold well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right. Funny should say that it's not yet known
Speaker 2: of Kanye or Bianco Sensori will star in any of
Speaker 2: his movies, yes, or he will just be sort of
Speaker 2: kicking back in the background just directing, because you know,
Speaker 2: I'm sure Yeezy knows exactly what he's doing in this
Speaker 2: particular department. What happened to him just being you know,
Speaker 2: the wholesome Kanye where he wanted to be president. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: It's very odd, isn't it?
Speaker 2: And what next for the great Man?
Speaker 3: I don't know. He's come out and he said that.
Speaker 3: He came out and he said, I like my wife undressed.
Speaker 5: You at home?
Speaker 3: At home, that's okay, but not not at Disney World.
Speaker 2: It sounds like small children. Think of the children, Think
Speaker 2: of the children. A lot of people wrote that on
Speaker 2: social media as well. His kids going to look back
Speaker 2: one day and were like, Dad, why did you sort
Speaker 2: of delve off into the pornography world? And also as well,
Speaker 2: after I had we're going to talk about some awkward
Speaker 2: social situations and how hard it is to sometimes just
Speaker 2: be cool and fluent the whole time or normal. What
Speaker 2: about when if it's your first sort of time, you're
Speaker 2: not used to that space and you're directing pornography? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you're like, I just shouldn't be watching this, but
Speaker 2: it's part of my job career. Do I put my
Speaker 2: hands where I put my eyeballs? What's going on?
Speaker 4: I can't even watch that scene in Love actually where
Speaker 4: they're pretending to make porn.
Speaker 3: Have you seen it to know what you want? I'm
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 2: I think I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, my god, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: That's Kanye for you. So he's gone from president to
Speaker 2: porn director to port Adelaide. Probably not to port Adelaide,
Speaker 2: but it starts with a piece, so that sort of
Speaker 2: made sense.
Speaker 1: That's how it works.
Speaker 6: Two songs selected by a theme, and that theme this
Speaker 6: week is wedding dance for bangers.
Speaker 3: We went in different directions.
Speaker 1: You went in the predictable horses Roots.
Speaker 2: Why is that predictable? It's an absolute classic, right half,
Speaker 2: there goes the jacket. See you're wearing his tie on
Speaker 2: his head. Crazy.
Speaker 6: And then I went down a vastly different path with
Speaker 6: Dexys Midnight Runners.
Speaker 2: Ye, be honest with you. It's a great song. It
Speaker 2: is a really really nice song. So does this make
Speaker 2: you dance more or does it make you just want
Speaker 2: to sing it really loudly?
Speaker 4: And then you do that thing where it goes come
Speaker 4: on and it builds up, but it starts right close
Speaker 4: to the ground and then.
Speaker 3: Gradually come up.
Speaker 2: Sure, yep, understand it all right?
Speaker 10: It was very tight.
Speaker 3: That's half an hour ago.
Speaker 5: It's still tight. It's a tight result.
Speaker 7: It's been quite the battle this morning for the absolute
Speaker 7: wedding glance for Bay there all.
Speaker 5: Right, but it's only one winner.
Speaker 2: Would you like a drum roll?
Speaker 5: I would obviously like a drum roll.
Speaker 2: Course, here it is.
Speaker 5: It's Hazy with horses. The record I voted for you?
Speaker 2: Is that something? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean it amounted to nothing.
Speaker 2: That's okay, nine four, Sorry, it's actually ten. You're nine
Speaker 2: to four. We'll take that all right. Here it is
Speaker 2: Darrek birth bade horses. Take your shirt off immediately, please, no, no,
Speaker 2: This might be my favorite time of the week that
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it so for the uninitiated, if you're
Speaker 4: just joining our show for the first time, I like
Speaker 4: to diarize my thoughts. I find it cathartic. I find
Speaker 4: it healthy, I find it soothing almost so. Here is
Speaker 4: a little record of the short week that was.
Speaker 1: Dear Diary. It was the perfect start to a Monday.
Speaker 6: When Hazy's six year old Henry said, what everyone's thinking.
Speaker 2: This was my six year old called me an fing
Speaker 2: d the other day. Do you think that was confronting?
Speaker 6: Well, I think truth is the defense on this one.
Speaker 6: And if you agree with Lottie, why don't you give
Speaker 6: us a holor.
Speaker 2: I forgot your stories? Give us a hol? Thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four to ten players will take your calls next.
Speaker 6: Hazy is also taken to eating apples in the studio.
Speaker 6: By Tuesday, we learnt that Andrew wanted to be in
Speaker 6: a boy band. You've just revealed that as a small
Speaker 6: child on the farm you wanted to be a member
Speaker 6: of E seventeen.
Speaker 2: Some true churns House of Love? Oh yeah, at it? Anyway,
Speaker 2: how do I say this about it sounding traumatic? Dad
Speaker 2: aggressively steered me in a different direction of wanting to
Speaker 2: be a pop star. That's all, okay.
Speaker 6: Our boy Dan Houston joined in the conversation, and we
Speaker 6: learned he too had boyhood dreams, which was most unfortunate
Speaker 6: for his cat.
Speaker 8: I guess I did one of these sports player in
Speaker 8: some aspects, and you used to absolutely love cricket, and
Speaker 8: one of my favorite players was was Andrew Simon's and
Speaker 8: my girlfriend Steph was talking to mom and Mum's like,
Speaker 8: can I tell you a story about them? When he
Speaker 8: was going up, he used to have this cat called
Speaker 8: GUARDI and used to put zinc on in to make
Speaker 8: him like Andrew Simon. So that's what I wanted to
Speaker 8: bear with, something like Andrew Simon's. But if it wasn't,
Speaker 8: I was going to make it my cat. Yeah, and
Speaker 8: now I played footy and the cat's no longer here.
Speaker 2: There is no way in the world that we could
Speaker 2: have predicted this year we're going to talk about putting
Speaker 2: Zeke onto your cat.
Speaker 1: No, we discovered I went to the first ever Olympics.
Speaker 2: Drugs.
Speaker 3: What Olympics it was, because obviously I've lived through so
Speaker 3: many of them, but there was.
Speaker 2: The first one.
Speaker 3: I wore my loins.
Speaker 1: Actually they were in Athens, sweetie.
Speaker 6: Also this week, Megan Trainer called her kid the most
Speaker 6: Bogan name on the planet.
Speaker 1: Barry Bruce.
Speaker 6: Barry Bruce was definitely not a part of the Ain family.
Speaker 2: What about the Ain family. We're talking Caine, Shane, Dwayne, Blaine,
Speaker 2: all the Anes.
Speaker 4: As Hazy had another Granny Smith. By Wednesday, Abby had
Speaker 4: a new nickname, Abby from the newsdram who will now
Speaker 4: from this day forth be known as Abby.
Speaker 1: And there was some ballsy sheep on the freeway.
Speaker 4: And you're also waking up to the news that there's
Speaker 4: some sheep on the loose up in the hills, isn't there?
Speaker 2: Abs?
Speaker 10: Hand off just a few little sheepy on the freeway.
Speaker 1: The freeway.
Speaker 4: The poor things if they managed to stumble onto the freeway.
Speaker 9: I don't know no details yet, but there's a five
Speaker 9: who've been you know.
Speaker 10: Maybe they're coming into the city for live golf. They
Speaker 10: want to go see Tommy Red at the pro am Y.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's hope that they don't come face to face
Speaker 2: with the semi trailer truck. Oh sheep truck. Cheap cheap
Speaker 2: truck truck queens every time.
Speaker 6: And it wouldn't be a normal week without a tazzy
Speaker 6: joke after I revealed I like to force.
Speaker 1: My kids to be friends with other kids on holidays.
Speaker 4: Are you an adult who's still friends with the kid
Speaker 4: that you met on holidays?
Speaker 2: Hashtag tazzy things.
Speaker 6: Sorry to Abby Dabby Doo, Abby Dabby Doo, Apple enthusiasts everywhere.
Speaker 1: And the Aine family.
Speaker 2: Kane, Shane, Dwayne, Blaine, all the.
Speaker 1: Anes go off this weekend. Kings and Queens all my love,
Speaker 1: Jody