WEBVTT - Jodie And Haysey Keep Having Awkward Social Encounters 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:05.440 Quay adelaides. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:09.280 All good social encounters. 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:10.920 I'm terrible at them. 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:13.960 And I find that the worst things happen in lifts 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:18.520 because my husband's always like, you don't you don't have 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.239 to tell people your life story in lifts and say, 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:23.840 on one holidays from Da da da and I've got 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:25.319 four k kids and all that. 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:26.560 He's like, just shut up. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.040 Yeah, why do you think that for some reason in 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:30.800 a lyft you need to fill it with sound? 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:31.400 I don't know. 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:33.640 Why can't we all just stay there in silence for 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:35.720 the next forty five seconds exactly right? 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:39.640 Anyway, So my compulsion to feel that silence in lifts 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:42.680 really took a turn when I was on holidays in 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:45.560 the Gold Coast last week and a couple got into 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.280 the lift and they had one of those big trolleys 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.560 that you get from the concierge and it was filled 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.680 full of booze. So they were obviously having a party 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:56.120 in their room, right, So I'm like, oh, yeah, big 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.360 night planned, blah blah blah, start chatting with them and 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:03.280 they're like yeah, lady, like whatever. And then for some reason, 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:07.720 I don't know why I said it, but I said, oh, well, 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.039 if there's any of that left over me pointing to 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:11.479 the wine. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:13.440 Bring it up to room twenty twenty. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:19.280 Two plusic you trying to throw some banter out there. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.959 It just sounded like I basically invited them to come 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.800 up and swing with me, and so then and then, 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.400 because there's still like six or seven floors to go, 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:33.040 just hideous awkward silence for the rest of the lift. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.240 Shut your mouth, Jody, you don't need to. 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:38.040 Do it, you know. I love a good social interaction 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.640 that goes for shaky. I'm awkward at the best of times. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.640 I could out awkward even the most awkward people on 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:43.120 the planet. 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:43.559 I can. 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:44.080 Yeah. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.200 I left the gym the other day actually, and there 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.480 was a girl there and she said have a good day. 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:50.400 Instead of saying yeah you too, I said, have a 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:56.200 fab time. What do you mean? Who has a good 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.960 time at the gym? And I've never used the word life, 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.160 I have a fab time? And I pranced out of there. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.720 I don't even know who I am anymore. And in 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.480 a Port Adelaide the other day there's a girl there 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:10.320 by the name of eb And this happens far too often, 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.480 but I had to call it up straight away. I 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:14.320 haven't seen her for a while, and she's helped out 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.679 a few times with some no activations. So again I 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.400 went over to give her a kiss and fresh air, 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.240 fresh airer, what do you mean? So I didn't actually 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:26.360 we didn't make connection on the cheek. So it's like 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:29.760 one of those little fake French things. So then I 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.200 called it straight away, I'm sorry, I haven't made connection. 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:33.960 Then let me go, let me go again. 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:35.560 So very awkward. 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:37.839 So I had one at the wedding the other night. 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:40.639 As you will know, I was introduced to the mother 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.840 of the bride, and because I feel so warmly towards Josh, 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:45.280 I just grabbed her and hugged her. 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:49.440 And anyway, then the groom's brother was Han. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:53.240 The mother goes and this is that Josh's brother, and 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.280 so then very awkwardly, he went to hug me and 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:58.639 I chucked out my hand because I don't know that. 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:00.600 I don't know what the rule is men like, do 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:03.480 men feel uncomfortable with women they don't know kissing them 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:04.760 or not on the cheek? 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:06.800 Not really, as long as you can see it coming. 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:10.079 What we're uncomfortable with is that awkwardness. Yeah, we don't 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.360 know what to do. Yeah, awkward If you go and 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.080 straight for the lips, or you try and kiss us 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.120 on the forehead. That's going to be awkward. But a 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.639 kiss straight away is fine. Particular thing like, that's quite nice. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.040 It's always awkward when the footballers coming each and every week, 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:22.400 and I don't know, I like to get into I 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:22.800 kiss them? 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:24.480 Do I just give them a hug? What happens? 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:29.600 I'm watching your interaction with them, and you're both like, 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:31.440 what do we do here? What's going on here? 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:37.160 Someone else who says ridiculous things on the regulars produceder Zoe. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:38.880 This is like a daily occurrence for you. 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:41.880 It resonates too much. Mum tells me House I'd write 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:43.960 a book with all of my missteps. But I did 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:47.040 one earlier in the week, actually, to someone we work 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.440 with here and over in the sales department. I was 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.520 out buying some lunch and I saw him sneaking off 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.240 with his bag and I pulled him up and I went, classic, 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.280 you classic, you leaving early? 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:57.520 It's only two o'clock. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:58.000 What do you think? 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.800 It gave him a bit of stick. Anyway, Now I'm 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:00.880 at on my way to a funeral. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:04.320 How do you respond? 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:04.480 Then? 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:09.360 I literally, I just kept it. Literally, I went, oh, yes, But. 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:11.440 Then also, isn't it the most awkward thing when someone 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.640 says we're going to a funeral and you're like, do 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.440 you say who does condolences? 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:15.720 Yeah? 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:19.560 Yeah, I actually think I said something like how sad 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:25.000 are we? Meaning like how close we? And he said, 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.160 good not that sad. 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:32.120 In the newsroom. 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:35.839 Surely to goodness. You're you're a woman who can't control 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:36.480 your feelings. 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.200 So I had I had a wedding, little wedding miss 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:43.400 half on Wednesday. So I was doing my business there, 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:45.840 which is to chat. So I chat to people at 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:50.400 weddings and talked to them and so you wouldn't remember. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.040 So I was speaking to Josh's auntie and uncle and 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.160 I had a question and I said, you know, what, 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.720 what is the secret to a long, happy marriage? And 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:02.560 he he goes, well, obviously it's talking to God, And 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:06.000 of course I laughed, thinking, oh, he's mucking around. And 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:07.920 then he went into this story about you know, when 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:10.080 I was with blah blah blah and this, and ura 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.080 I was like okay, and I said and off the 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.080 back of that, I said, oh, well, I'm aggressively single, 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:15.880 so you know, maybe I need to find God. And 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:20.040 his auntie pleasant grabbed my arm and went, tonight, we'll 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:24.840 pray for you. And I stood there just going oh, 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:28.359 because yeah, I'd laughed, thinking he was mucking around being silly. 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.360 He wasn't, And now they're going to pray for me. 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:31.720 And to be honest, I need all the praying. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.760 But the saddest thing about this story is the thoughts 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:36.720 and prayers should have gone to Andrew Hayes that night. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.640 He wasn't swinging off the rafters by the end, so 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:41.880 he's poor. 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.320 Livera the next day, Oh gos, it hasn't worked through 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.280 it that night. Yeah, I'm still to this day though, 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.520 I reckon. The absolute ultimate is Producers Zoe in her 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:52.800 exchange with Tim Ginevag. 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:58.080 Tim Ginever obviously a legendary Port Adelaide footballer. Obviously I 0:05:58.120 --> 0:05:59.760 didn't know that. And on my first day at NOVA, 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:01.880 when I met Timmy, he said do you like football? 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:03.360 And I said, yeah, I'm a port fan. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:07.880 What about you? Are you into footy? And bless him 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.360 and bless him. He went, yeah, I am, I'm a 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:10.760 port fan. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.440 Get casual, grinning the whole time. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:14.920 And I walked out of the office and everyone looked 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.080 at me. When you did not just ask him, Jennifer, 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:18.480 if he likes football. 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:20.920 You should have said you're a port fan. I don't 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.320 reckon you asked sweet exactly why. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.160 Let's go to Sam from Albert Park. Good morning, Sam, 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:31.239 Good morning? How a would you awkward encounter? He displease 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:32.520 make us feel better about. 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.920 I was volunteering at an event. There was like this 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.280 charity event or raising money for this guy. He's been 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:41.840 having a bit of a rough time, and I was 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.719 selling raffle tickets and I thought, oh, I'll just go around, 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:47.360 you know, to the people and talk a bit about 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:48.760 it and see if I want to buy tickets. And 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:50.320 I went up to his one grief. I'm like, oh, hey, 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:54.880 have you heard about this charity the cause? And he's like, yeah, 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:58.200 actually I'm the one that we're that we're raising money for. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.720 And I was like, oh, he's like do you know 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:01.200 about the. 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:04.360 Okay? 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:07.720 It was so awkward. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.960 How did he handle the situation? Was he it's okay? 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:14.760 He was okay. He looked a bit shocked, and then 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:17.400 he was like kind of appreciative that I was helping. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.080 But I was just like mortified. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:20.120 I was so embarrassed. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:24.000 I was just trying to help Sam's just like, hey, 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:27.400 have you heard about this all bloke the years time? 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:31.440 He really needs help. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:32.200 Let's help him. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:33.160 And he's like, yeah, that's me. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:39.800 Andrew, Hazes is an intervention on your behavior. We had 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.800 a wedding during the week and you cannot you just 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:46.600 cannot come out with us as a team right and 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:52.400 behave yourself. So just to get everyone in on the picture, Hazy. 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.400 At one stage we were trying to have a nice family. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:59.120 Photo of us all, so I'm just trying to have fun. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:00.480 It's all on. 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:02.680 Record on my phone too, because someone was like, you 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.120 know how you do the live photo? So it was 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.440 practically a video and it's just you progressively up the 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.920 back going you know what, you know what this photo needs. 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:13.040 It needs a shirtlessandrow so you just. 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:17.000 See the shut was itchy taking your shirt and coming 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.280 around to the front and then Zo, we've all realized 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:23.720 what you've gone. We're like, no, put your shirt back on. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.680 Said it was like a toddler about to get naked 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:33.720 at a cafe was doing for shock effects. We've spoken 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:37.199 about this before. Maybe horses by Dale Breathway Plaid, I'm 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:39.920 not really sure, but there's always a moment where I'd 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:41.800 say the vibe gets a little bit too much. I mean, 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.679 all of a sudden, that shirt gets a little bit 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.240 extra heavy and you don't want to be constricted. 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:48.520 Well, I want to go around the room here just 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:52.240 to make you see how your behavior has affected the 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:54.760 rest of the family. Abbey in the newsroom. What was 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:56.920 the other highlight of the night that had you in tears? 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:58.120 So all of a. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:01.400 Sudden, I walked back to the table and Boss Josh 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:03.719 goes have a look at this, and I said what 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.800 And he shows me a video of. 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:14.480 And it's swinging from the raft. 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.480 To explain what went through your head at that point, well, 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.280 I can tell you because as soon as we got 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:27.080 in there and we hadn't touched a drop of alcohol, 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:31.880 I think I said, you we swinging from that? Swinging 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:34.320 from that a little bit later on, and I promise 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:36.839 it was. It was a joke at the time, but 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.880 then I finally got the confidence to get a run 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.840 up and that was via jumping on the stage. 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:44.320 I think, I just I don't understand your mentality. When 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.080 you walk into a venue and you know you're going 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:49.600 to be having a few frothies, you start immediately scouting 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:50.640 for things to jump. 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:52.640 On jump off security. I didn't like it. 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:56.040 Security came straight over. He came straight I didn't even 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.520 know he was there. He like just appeared like a genie. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.080 Well I certainly did soon as Andrew was on the raft, 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.839 as I saw this man pacing, he saw you and 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.720 genuine got a bit of a run up. So that's 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.160 how you affected me on the night, hazy, because I 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.520 had to immediately sober up and apologize on your behalf 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:10.200 to the security. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.200 I had to apologize to security and just say he's fine, stop. 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:13.880 You getting kicked out. 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:16.319 Sorry, I'm such a fun loving guy. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.080 And then I laughed so much that I ended up 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.439 at the doctors yesterday and he said, you now have 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:26.320 asthma because you laughed so hard at this hazy guy. 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.520 And now I'm going to give you a puffet to 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.640 try and help out your three poor throats. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.000 I'll produce m Okay, producer M. 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.440 You didn't partake in the drinks, so tell us your 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:38.520 observations from your very sober eyes. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:40.160 I was the responsible one I had to drive home. 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:43.400 I am actually a bit scared to say this on 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:47.400 the air because HR might be listening. But Joe, do 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.800 you wanted to get a nice cute little group photo you, 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.760 me and Hazy, and Hazy comes up and puts his 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:55.000 arm around me to give me a hug, but as 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:58.000 he did that, he copped a feel of my breast. 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.920 And once again, thank God for the live photo so 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.280 that we could show Hazy afterwards, because you can actually 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.240 see the moment when he realizes, pulls his hand back 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.880 and goes, oh, it's. 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:12.400 All captured, the absolute moment where I think I'm about 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:13.120 to get arrest. 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.520 Of them, but I feel like Hazy, so it's not 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:17.959 just a complete pylon for you. I would like to 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:21.959 use this opportunity to apologize for my behavior at the 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:25.559 Nova Christmas party last year, where there's footage of me 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:27.960 on the dance floor smacking your behind. 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:31.360 He's a two ways it. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:34.079 All comes back around. So, and just to give you 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:35.920 a bit of information as well, what happened afterwards. I 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.000 got home and unfortunately I don't know what it was. 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:40.160 There's a bit of gas show going around, but one 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.600 that was in my tummy didn't want to stay there, 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:46.439 so it eventually came out of my system and onto 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:50.079 the floor next to my bed. Yes, and my beautiful 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.240 wife car I heard that and then came over and 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:55.800 it literally was like, are you vomiting? And for whatever reason, 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.680 I've got the audacity's looking at him be like yes. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.760 And then the next day it's the worst. It is 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:07.000 the absolute worst if your parents or your significant other 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:08.880 dos that. She gave me the I'm not angry, I'm 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:14.959 just disappointed speech, and then she said he said to me, 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:18.320 which really really it was like a genuine sword into 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:20.480 my soul. She said. At one stage, I was looking 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.600 at you last night and I thought I have never 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:24.000 been more unattracted. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:28.439 What does she mean? 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:30.839 It took your shirt off, you looked great. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.800 Did you not see me doing chin ups on the rafters? 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:39.280 Is that not Sexy's what you're waking up to Adelaide. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:41.160 News. 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:42.680 What's news today? 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:44.319 News? 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.520 You wake up, turn on your phone and there is 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.680 just an overwhelming amount of information. That's why we break 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:52.640 it down to the top stories that you need to 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.640 know right here, right now. That's going to be in 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:55.120 the newsroom. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:55.480 Go for it. 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:56.400 Good morning. 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:59.559 So anyone heading along to the Port Adelaide Essendon game 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:03.280 Adelaide Oval tonight, just a reminder that Footy Express trains 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:08.080 are not running due to another train strike. Also, Securda, 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:14.520 sorry Saint Kilda. So I'm still recovering from the wedding 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:14.840 as well. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:16.040 Yeah. 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.760 So anyway, today the rail union and their employer kill 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:20.880 us down at heading back to the boardroom table because 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:23.120 they're trying to hash out this paid deal. So essentially 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:25.360 workers are saying we want a twenty percent pay rise 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:27.040 over the next four years and they're not going to 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.640 settle for anything less kill us down or pushing back 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:29.839 on that. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:31.719 Obviously a big thing for this. 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:33.559 If the deal isn't reached, there's going to be a 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:39.280 twenty four hour train strike on Thursday, and Thursday is 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:40.000 the showdown. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:43.400 Oh wow, Yeah, that's tricky, isn't it. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.640 So we really really want them to come to some 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.559 sort of agreement otherwise that twenty four hour strike is 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.760 going to go ahead on Thursday, which will affect obviously. 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:52.920 People getting to and from the showdown. 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.720 Of course, according to Abby, the showdown will be played 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:57.400 out between Essenon and St Kilda. 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:03.200 Yes, a stage there, you go watch this space. Hopefully 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:04.160 the guys can sort it out. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:05.800 News. 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:10.160 The golf starts today at the Grange Golf Course and 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.520 I did a story on it yesterday for ten years 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.960 first and they have promised it's going to be bigger 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.600 and better than last year, so that up the capacity. 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:21.320 So there's more corporate facilities. I think they went from 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:22.880 three to six corporate areas. 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:24.800 But also people were. 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.800 Complaining last year that there weren't enough elevated spaces to 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:29.560 go up and be able to watch, so they've gone 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.680 from four to fourteen of those. 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:33.320 But it's going to be huge. 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:35.640 A crowd of over one hundred thousand people tipped to 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:37.680 go through the gates over three days. 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:39.600 Hopefully we can keep it for years and years, like forever. 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:41.480 It could just be a permanent fixture on the calendar. 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:43.680 Yeah, last year will be hard to top. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:47.000 Like that watering hole experience was just incredible with the 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.080 hole in one, it was unbelievable. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.040 We were saying before, Tellmy Wren. 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.960 Was at the bar when it happened, run out, pegged 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.480 his drinks, run back in, got another round. 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:57.520 Good on you, Tommy. 0:14:58.280 --> 0:14:59.360 That's the way it's the. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.320 The grass certainly got some liquid that day. 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:03.200 Yeah, sure did. 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:06.400 I was saying too also that they're discouraging fans from 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.680 throwing beer cans onto the thing, so there's just going 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.520 to be all plastic cups. So they'll decant everything into 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:16.440 cups now there avoid that situation that we had last year. 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.560 Remember I was like, oh my god, this is embarrassing. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.480 Everyone's throwing all the cups on the green. 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:23.960 Yeah I did that. Boys like John Rahm, you don't 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:25.520 want to throw a full can of beer and hit 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:27.680 him in the back of the head. Or Bryson de Chamba, 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:32.840 Oh boy, you come after you, big bad Bryson. Mate, 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:37.120 turn you into midst mate. Can we talk about the 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:41.840 football yesterday, the ANZAC Day between Essendon and Collingwood That 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.160 might have been the greatest game of football I think 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:44.680 I've ever seen. 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:48.320 I missed the last couple of minutes you needed to 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:50.680 be So I was running around doing my golf story 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.040 and I missed the last little bit. 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:53.960 So I finished at eighty five apiece. And I saw 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.280 a headline straight away that said, oh, debate set to 0:15:56.440 --> 0:16:01.640 rage after controversial draw. Oh, I don't mind a draw 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.920 every now and then if it's a draw like that 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:06.840 where you genuinely looked at me like you know, it's 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.520 actually it's suits that you split the points because that 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.640 was such an epic contest. Yeah. And then I was 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.840 watching the coverage yesterday and straight away after full time, 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:17.520 they panned the crowd and there was an Essendon and 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:20.640 a Collingwood supporter standing next to each other and they 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:22.640 were both like, oh, what just happened? And then they 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:28.720 looked at each other and started hugging. Well, I feel 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.440 like we both want Yeah, absolutely, ye like. 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:32.440 Dancing with your sister. 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:37.560 But you're right, a draw doesn't happen often, So it's fine. 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:41.280 I've made the call. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:43.560 It's going to stay in place, thank you very much. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.720 It unless it's Grand Final, of course, and then we'll 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:49.000 play it now. Yeah, I turned past six top nineteen 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:51.320 degrees across satellite to say that's six fifteen venue machine 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.000 And can I just say vending machine at the wedding 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:58.280 on Wednesday night? Oh my god, Oh my god, brought 0:16:58.320 --> 0:16:59.920 a legend a couple. 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:01.240 It was showing its face this morning. 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.960 To be honest, JOJ, you know, I'm all about research 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.159 for this show, just constantly grinding away. How can I 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.560 better the show? What sort of bullet points can I 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:11.440 provide the audience to make sure that they head in 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:14.879 a beautiful path of knowledge? Yeah, let's talk about a 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:17.880 little study that I found and the headline is Ozzie's 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:22.040 in a sex recession. Yeah, that's right, your bunch of 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:24.840 dirty birds. There's two points that are found from this 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:28.680 particular study which has somehow floated across my desk, two 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.480 points which tick off. I'd say both categories, and that 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:35.239 is the youngsters as well as the older people who 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.000 are in established relationships. Okay, so that makes sense, doesn't 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:40.600 it It does. There's two alarming points. First one is 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:44.119 that Australia is the second most promiscuous nation on Earth. 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.160 So this was a survey done with ossies between twenty 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:49.480 five and forty four found that were an average of 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:53.520 thirteen point three sexual partners in our lifetimes and that 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:57.159 were second only to Turkey. Wow, the dirty turks. 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:00.639 Good on them. 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:04.159 So the youngsters are finding more partners. Okay, but then 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.359