Speaker 1: We got get in the way morning every day, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this job's and her little visit to
Speaker 2: the massage parlor. Which is that a regular thing or not.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get really resentful and I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit irritated that you are insinuating that it's a massage
Speaker 1: parlor and that there are sexual connotations.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 1: I went on the weekend to have a perfectly legitimate massage.
Speaker 3: There's a type place that I go.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: I love tie massages.
Speaker 1: There's a type place that I go to in North Adelaide,
Speaker 1: and I do it. I try to it as often
Speaker 1: as I can, because, as everyone in this building can understand,
Speaker 1: I'm quite stressed out working with you. That forms in
Speaker 1: my shoulders and then I get tense and then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I need to go and have a massage now, as
Speaker 3: you will.
Speaker 2: You're implying that you carry me.
Speaker 3: Did you pick that up?
Speaker 1: Yes, So on the weekend I went to have a massage.
Speaker 1: Obviously at the moment, I've got a broken foot, so
Speaker 1: I've got a fractured foot, fractured bone of my foot,
Speaker 1: so I'm getting around in a moonboot.
Speaker 3: So long.
Speaker 1: I go to send timeplace for my massage, and I
Speaker 1: hobble in on the moonboot, in the moon boot, and anyway,
Speaker 1: I walk into the room and she says, she points
Speaker 1: to the boot, and she says, sore foot.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yes, I have a sore foot, so
Speaker 3: maybe just work around.
Speaker 1: Don't touch the foot, but you can work around it
Speaker 1: if that's okay.
Speaker 2: Don't pump up the little rebok pumping.
Speaker 1: At the front of the boot because if that gets
Speaker 1: too tight, that hurts anyway. So she's like, all right,
Speaker 1: this rope, lie down on the table, and away she goes,
Speaker 1: isn't it really awkward? You haven't meant to too many
Speaker 1: messages because I know you don't like them that much.
Speaker 1: But when you try and put the towel on yourself,
Speaker 1: I leave you in the room and you're lying there
Speaker 1: like just Inny Nickers, we'll.
Speaker 2: Take us through that. That's news to me. What happens.
Speaker 1: You've got to put the towel over your butt as right,
Speaker 1: So they leave you to do that job because you know,
Speaker 1: I'm so inflexible trying to put the towel over anyway,
Speaker 1: trying to land on your mum. So I'm lying there
Speaker 1: with the towel half over my balm, and then she
Speaker 1: comes and she's like, all right, I'm just going to
Speaker 1: clean your feet. So she gets out the warm towel
Speaker 1: that they use to clean your feet because obviously they're
Speaker 1: going to massage it and they want your feet to
Speaker 1: be clean.
Speaker 3: So she grabs my right foot.
Speaker 1: Which is the good foot, gives it a good old
Speaker 1: clean and a squeeze, and I'm like, cool, good thanks,
Speaker 1: And then she grabs my left foot, which is broken,
Speaker 1: and squeezes it hard.
Speaker 2: It's not a good spot to be squeeze.
Speaker 1: And I have nearly hit the roof and I'm like
Speaker 1: like that and she's like, oh, sore foot.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, well done, doctor, we've been through this.
Speaker 3: Yes, don't touch.
Speaker 1: And so for the rest of the massage, hazy, she
Speaker 1: doesn't touch my whole entire left leg. Yeah, so the calf,
Speaker 1: which is really tight from walking around, the the hamstrings
Speaker 1: which are tight from carrying the we didn't get touched
Speaker 1: the whole damn time. So you can't touch the good
Speaker 1: part of my leg. But the sore foot, Wow, let's
Speaker 1: give that a good old fashioned squeeze, shall we. Yah?
Speaker 2: Because she squeezed your foot and she thought she'd killed
Speaker 2: some kind of seagulls.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 1: Something got lost in translation. But let's do this please
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten. Within reason, and let's keep this
Speaker 1: legit and above board.
Speaker 3: What happened at the massage?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I the only I've rely done it, maybe once
Speaker 2: or twice gone to an actual massage. Parland had it.
Speaker 2: One of them was part of a full body massage
Speaker 2: with my wife. We were not even engaged. It was
Speaker 2: early days in Bartleba, where.
Speaker 3: You said then with my wife.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not a good talk. That's not a
Speaker 2: good time for me to be thinking about whether we
Speaker 2: even engage. It would have sounded like I was thinking
Speaker 2: about something else. And it was a full body massage
Speaker 2: but also a facial as well. Yeah, and we got infected,
Speaker 2: so I don't know what happened she got. I got
Speaker 2: all these lumps and stuff on my face. She got
Speaker 2: the worst lumps I've ever seen, and it looked like
Speaker 2: she had like the worst ethnique that is even humanly possible. Really,
Speaker 2: do you reckon? That ruined the trip?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So that was my last visital massage.
Speaker 1: However, my brain goes there is where is that massus's
Speaker 1: hands been?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? That's exactly what we thought as well,
Speaker 2: especially getting a massage abroad. Oh yeah, don't chase bargains
Speaker 2: when you're having a massage at Barley.
Speaker 3: Okay, good morning.
Speaker 5: Sarah, Good Yarnny, how are you going good?
Speaker 1: You had a Barley massage? These are always interesting, aren't they.
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, it was a couple's one, and the poor little ladies.
Speaker 5: My partner is extremely ticklish. She went down to him,
Speaker 5: started at that feet and he kind of pulled his
Speaker 5: legs back and went to say no, but by that
Speaker 5: stage she's already grabbed the other foot, which is real flexes.
Speaker 5: Had a size twelve foot coming at her face. So
Speaker 5: he knocked her off the chair and just felt very terrible.
Speaker 5: And I'm going and finding flowers and found them chocolates
Speaker 5: and took them back to it because he felt so horrible.
Speaker 5: Luckily she was in good spirits. She's like, big man,
Speaker 5: big may almost killed me.
Speaker 2: You big man, you big man. She's like, I'm saying worse.
Speaker 3: That's brilliant, Thank you, Sarah. Colleen. You also had a
Speaker 3: message in BALI.
Speaker 6: Yeah I did.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 6: Well I've been to Bali quite a few times, and
Speaker 6: we went over this time, and so we started to
Speaker 6: get a message at the same place, and I had
Speaker 6: a different girl and she was massaging and then all
Speaker 6: of a sudden she all went for the booth.
Speaker 2: Whoo, okay, that was not in the brochure.
Speaker 6: No, he was not in a brochure at all. And
Speaker 6: she's quite a time playing with them too, because I
Speaker 6: am a H cup. So and then I just looked
Speaker 6: over the side of my husband and he was on
Speaker 6: his front at this stage, and he's like got his
Speaker 6: eyebrows up, and like, you know, I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I did not know what to say or do.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay when you said I'm a hup looked at
Speaker 1: me with that quizzical look that he has, like a
Speaker 1: little pappado.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to work out.
Speaker 3: Let me do this for you.
Speaker 1: A cup, beacup, se cup, de cup, A cup, F cup,
Speaker 1: G cup, and then we get to H cup.
Speaker 2: Soak, yeah, I am having a press reduction next week.
Speaker 7: So so not much longer.
Speaker 2: Did you did you confront the colin like what was said?
Speaker 2: Or did you just let it happen.
Speaker 6: I just did not know what to do where to
Speaker 6: look what to say. We got out there, we went
Speaker 6: to a new one and we just kissed our.
Speaker 7: Whole day.
Speaker 3: Amazing. Oh, thank you so much, Colleen.
Speaker 2: Your partner's like got some competition here. That sound.
Speaker 1: I had a message in Bali with my sister in
Speaker 1: law once and like halfway through the massage, because it
Speaker 1: was in the couple's room, and I looked down and
Speaker 1: the masseuse was wearing my sister in law's havanas.
Speaker 2: Really, you cannot do that at all.
Speaker 3: She's wearing your thongs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's not go get messages over there. No, that's
Speaker 2: what we're learning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, stay close to home where they rebreak your
Speaker 1: broken fort.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice morning.
Speaker 1: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 1: contain how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that
Speaker 1: you'll see it is easily offended.
Speaker 3: Well, you're about to find out just how easily.
Speaker 2: Your father, he's on the Money's get loose. Let's just
Speaker 2: get really loose before we straighten up after seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, let's get it out of our system, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: can we talk about something in particular, a bit of
Speaker 2: a passion piece for me. Yeah, that's right. Maybe this
Speaker 2: and in particular I want to run through as for
Speaker 2: a study of the times it takes now for mum
Speaker 2: and dad to have special cuddles, in particular real quick
Speaker 2: special cuddles aka the quickie, like.
Speaker 3: No time for messing around, Let's get this done, let's.
Speaker 2: Get this done, all right. There's no losers here. Sometimes
Speaker 2: there are, but your hope not for that. The average
Speaker 2: length that people are spending during spontaneous daytime sex as well,
Speaker 2: and the changes everything to by the way, daytime sex
Speaker 2: it's like daytime drinking, isn't it.
Speaker 3: How does it change?
Speaker 2: Which is different? It's a different vibe. Okay, So just
Speaker 2: before we get to how quick the new quikie is
Speaker 2: the average time that people are making love for the
Speaker 2: long time. It used to be five minutes long, and
Speaker 2: now it's four minutes and thirty eight seconds.
Speaker 3: So that's the long version, is it.
Speaker 2: That's the long version. So it's decreasing as well, by
Speaker 2: twenty two seconds. The average length of the quikie these days,
Speaker 2: according to a serve of two thousand people, is one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty seconds two minutes.
Speaker 3: That feels efficient, very efficient.
Speaker 2: Ten years ago, he's one boy, it used to be
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty.
Speaker 3: It was like a Gavid one hundred ninety.
Speaker 1: I'm done, I just hit the bullser We're good here.
Speaker 3: Wow e.
Speaker 1: So I just feel like sometimes as a woman, you
Speaker 1: wish it was over one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing as well as now I think.
Speaker 2: Do you know can I speak on behalf of the
Speaker 2: male species? We think, and especially young men, we think
Speaker 2: that you guys want to make love like for hours
Speaker 2: until the sun comes up, and I think as we
Speaker 2: mature we realize that Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 2: no no, it's there's there's only a certain amount of
Speaker 2: time before I think you guys get bored? Am I
Speaker 2: reading that rong?
Speaker 1: Look at this face? It's just see this resting face.
Speaker 1: That is a horrible misconception.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm reading your.
Speaker 3: Want we want them to me all night?
Speaker 2: He's okay. So I'm reading your face right now. You're
Speaker 2: either super bored or aggressively climaxing. Which one is? I
Speaker 2: think it's super board, super iconic South Australian landmarks. What
Speaker 2: have you got?
Speaker 3: Ooh adelaide, Oh that's nice, good start. What else you
Speaker 3: got a big Rocking Horse.
Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh, taking the kids at the Big Rocking
Speaker 2: Horse a couple of times.
Speaker 3: Obviously, the Big Wedgy, Yeah, sure, pop Eye.
Speaker 2: Pop Eye is a good one as well. Another one
Speaker 2: for you. What about the Pancake Kitchen?
Speaker 3: Okay o, Yes, it is a bad institution.
Speaker 2: It's an institution. I've been to the Pancake Kitchen several
Speaker 2: times in the early hours of the morning. Okay, it
Speaker 2: remembered me more than I remembered it. Yeah, that's okay,
Speaker 2: fair enough. It's such a beautiful feast.
Speaker 3: Why do you bring up the pancake.
Speaker 2: Been going since nineteen sixty fire because it has changed
Speaker 2: hands and when it's under new management, what you hope
Speaker 2: for is big and bright things. Yes, and guess what
Speaker 2: you might have seen him on the TVs, Mitch Saraovsky,
Speaker 2: Channel seven reporter, and he's wi Floren Brandts have taken
Speaker 2: over the pancake Kitchen. Who saw this coming?
Speaker 4: Not me?
Speaker 3: Not me, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh and Mitch joins us this morning, Mitch Saraovsky, Channel
Speaker 2: seven news reporter slash co owner of the Pancake Kitchen.
Speaker 2: That's a bit of an interesting business card.
Speaker 4: Mitch, Good morning, guys, Joddy and hazes, thank you for
Speaker 4: having me on. You finally invited me on this go Yes,
Speaker 4: but according to the Times, where I'm officially the Pancake
Speaker 4: King of Adelaide.
Speaker 2: What's the title?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: I was going to say, Mitchie, you would have frequented
Speaker 1: Hinley Street, but mainly just to scour for CCTV after
Speaker 1: some very bad things happened on a Saturday night.
Speaker 3: This is a real switch for you. What brought this on?
Speaker 4: It's a huge switch and I'm definitely not leaving Channel seven.
Speaker 4: But you know the original Pancake Kitchen, It's been an
Speaker 4: institution since nineteen sixty five. So Lauren and I walked
Speaker 4: in there for the first time and we fell in
Speaker 4: love with it after a bit of convincing because Lauren
Speaker 4: is from is from Victoria, so it's always something we've
Speaker 4: wanted to do, opening or buying an established restaurant. So
Speaker 4: the timing was right and in the end, who could
Speaker 4: resist the Pancake Kitchen. It's a complete institution and I
Speaker 4: remember going there when I was eighteen and with a
Speaker 4: few sore heads in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because it's open so late.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what are the opening hours of the Pancake
Speaker 1: kitchen Protel.
Speaker 4: So it's open twenty four hours between Thursday and Monday,
Speaker 4: it closes at midnight. Between Tuesday and Wednesday, it closes
Speaker 4: at eleven. It's really, guys, it's an amazing, amazing place
Speaker 4: to be a part of. We meet so many fun
Speaker 4: and happy people, and I think for us it's about
Speaker 4: being involved in the community. So yeah, I remember when
Speaker 4: I used to go at the Pancake Kitchen as a
Speaker 4: young boy with my parents. You know, it was exciting,
Speaker 4: and now Lauren and I want to bring that same
Speaker 4: joy back to the restaurant.
Speaker 3: Mitch.
Speaker 1: I've been to your birth I've been to your house
Speaker 1: for your birthday party, and at that point your family
Speaker 1: whipped up the most magnificent souvlaki that I've ever tasted
Speaker 1: in my life. I would have thought if you were
Speaker 1: going to view in a food direction, it would have
Speaker 1: been that. Well.
Speaker 4: I've still got some more convincing because I remember my party.
Speaker 4: My brother was doing the silvlaki on the spit. I'm
Speaker 4: not sure if he's keen yet, but after a bit
Speaker 4: more convincing, I might have to pay him and he
Speaker 4: might be. He might have a change of career. At
Speaker 4: the moment, but you know, we could put anything on
Speaker 4: the menu really, but obviously we're not going to change
Speaker 4: the favorites. We are going to keep that same heritage,
Speaker 4: and I think it is so important to keep that heritage,
Speaker 4: to keep it as an icon of Adelaide. We are
Speaker 4: having a new menu, but the favorite they're not going anywhere.
Speaker 4: You've got the Farmer's Beach, You've got the Germans beat
Speaker 4: that people really know and love. But it's an exciting
Speaker 4: time for us.
Speaker 1: Good on you, Mitch for taking the leap. That's really awesome.
Speaker 1: I will say this so lucky on Heinley Street.
Speaker 3: You can't go wrong. Followed up by a few pancakes.
Speaker 2: Congratulations mates. Of course, pancake kitchen at there and there
Speaker 2: in Gilbert Place, so we look forward to going in
Speaker 2: there and just really really feeling out Timm and feeling
Speaker 2: a little bit guilty.
Speaker 1: Quick and quick quick point to note that a morning
Speaker 1: tea at Channel seven has just taken an interesting yes,
Speaker 1: because if you don't turn up with some pancakes at
Speaker 1: some point, there's something wrong.
Speaker 3: Mitch.
Speaker 4: I will bring some pancakes to work. I've already are
Speaker 4: a people in the in the office have passed for
Speaker 4: a for a discount. Some will get at at this point.
Speaker 4: I'm sure Hazy will. But Hazy, I'm really interested to
Speaker 4: see how many pancakes you could smash down because you
Speaker 4: grated everything, but I think I could beat you in
Speaker 4: a competition. You know, that's not sport. That's not sport.
Speaker 2: You're like Adelaide's Joey Chestnut, but with pancakes. Mitch, do
Speaker 2: you know what we could set up some sort of challenge.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go in feeling not very confident, but
Speaker 2: we could definitely do this. Do you have is there
Speaker 2: something at the pancake kitchen? Do you have this space?
Speaker 2: Is there a record?
Speaker 4: The record on the wall is about thirty five pancakes,
Speaker 4: but I'm sure if you put your mind to it, Havy,
Speaker 4: you could probably get to fifty. I'll even give you
Speaker 4: and if you get there, I'll give you a nice pancake.
Speaker 2: Kitchen chip that will make it all worthwhile. It's got
Speaker 2: to be extra, extra extra large too. By the end
Speaker 2: of that, Mitch, thanks so much for your time, mates.
Speaker 2: Good luck in the future. You're going to be very
Speaker 2: very busy managing that with your role at Channel seven
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: Thank you guys. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yep. Married at first Sight on Channel nine and what
Speaker 2: you do jokes when you watch maps for the first time,
Speaker 2: you're like, well, my villain radars on where's the villain?
Speaker 3: Where's the villain?
Speaker 2: We got one nice and earl.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, didn't we? I think he pretty much.
Speaker 1: Episode one or two, Tim entered the building, married Katie,
Speaker 1: and then promptly revealed his true colors, very very quickly.
Speaker 1: His unfortunate bride joins us, Now, Katie, good morning to you.
Speaker 7: Good morning.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, so talk us through this in real time.
Speaker 1: Were you aware of what Tim had said about you
Speaker 1: immediately after you guys got married.
Speaker 8: I wasn't aware of anything he said to me this
Speaker 8: entire time up until last night, so it was yeah,
Speaker 8: I'm learning about it all for the first time.
Speaker 2: I feel like it feels like to me that he
Speaker 2: thought that he was having a private conversation with the
Speaker 2: producer not getting filmed, and all of a sudden they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I guess what, Champion, We're going to use this, and
Speaker 2: you are there. Yeah it's good because.
Speaker 7: It explains him.
Speaker 8: Oh exactly. Yeah, nothing's private, so everything comes to the
Speaker 8: light very okay, do you have.
Speaker 1: To ask you, what did that do to your feelings
Speaker 1: when you sat back in your laund room and you
Speaker 1: watched him say those awful things about you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was. It's a tough pill to swallow. My
Speaker 8: intentions for going on Mass was to you really get
Speaker 8: a hand through navigating, you know, the start of a relationship.
Speaker 8: Because it's been you know, it's ten years, it's been
Speaker 8: a long time. I really don't know what I'm doing
Speaker 8: in that sense, and I I was really looking forward
Speaker 8: to being matched with somebody kind of willing to try
Speaker 8: and willing to work with me and help me through
Speaker 8: the process as well. But yeah, we're all learning, aren't we.
Speaker 1: Did you feel like you're being gasp by him, like
Speaker 1: him trying to turn this whole situation around and say
Speaker 1: it was your fault?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, as you've kind of probably saw on the
Speaker 8: episodes for the wedding of my radar was like always
Speaker 8: well and truly on Yeah, I am just yeah, my mum,
Speaker 8: you know that saying like you haven't got anything nice,
Speaker 8: don't say anything at all.
Speaker 7: So I yeah, I.
Speaker 8: Had that ringing in my head, and I was like,
Speaker 8: no benefit of the doubt, Like everyone's in their process
Speaker 8: maybe he'll be happy to you know, learn and grow
Speaker 8: and but yeah, last night was just to kind of
Speaker 8: double down.
Speaker 3: Okatie.
Speaker 1: Obviously the show has wrapped up, it's all been filmed.
Speaker 1: Have you had any contact with Tim since the end
Speaker 1: of the show.
Speaker 8: I haven't, No, And yeah it can stay that way.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go, So do you guys make it? Okay, Look,
Speaker 2: we're enjoying watching us out because of all the soap
Speaker 2: and drama and everything. But like I said before, everyone
Speaker 2: is absolutely falling in love with you, so that is
Speaker 2: the positive from this situation. I suppose that Australia got
Speaker 2: to meet you and they got to fall in love
Speaker 2: with your personality, so you should be proud of that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you. Mum's proud of me, so that's what matters.
Speaker 1: Well, no, what matters is you're proud of yourself and
Speaker 1: you know, it's a pretty brave step to go on
Speaker 1: this show. So there is a strong chance that you
Speaker 1: end up in after tonight's episode in a hotel room alone.
Speaker 1: That's all I will say about that. Married at First
Speaker 1: Sight tonight seven thirty on Channel nine and on nine. Now, Katie,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us and all the
Speaker 1: best finding love with someone who.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much, isn't tim Yeah, I'm just focusing
Speaker 8: on filling up myself love cut right now perfect?
Speaker 2: Why is that Joe's ways so tense? It's fun.
Speaker 3: I'm totally relaxed. This is our work songs a song
Speaker 3: song song.
Speaker 1: Nover hits, throwbacks or pestralized and then Hazey Nika heads
Speaker 1: head and trying to have to buzz in and guess
Speaker 1: what the songs are.
Speaker 2: Ye producers, you want to you.
Speaker 3: Good morning guys.
Speaker 9: So this is a friendly space for the year. Hazing
Speaker 9: one by a couple last year, yees, it's a bit
Speaker 9: tense this year Hazy is annoyed one zero.
Speaker 2: But that's okay.
Speaker 9: We've played, but it's only week.
Speaker 3: Take one rounds down. You're playing for a.
Speaker 9: Couple of listeners this morning. First three was Tana from
Speaker 9: Rinella and she's picked team Hazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 9: And a team Jody this morning is Kerry from All.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry if you got me by default, I'm sorry
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 9: It's best of three as always. I think an interesting
Speaker 9: mix this week, an interesting mix.
Speaker 2: Genial mix of genres eras. What are we talking?
Speaker 9: Reasonably similar vibes, I would say, reasonably fresh hit, bit
Speaker 9: of throwback. Everyone keep their call.
Speaker 2: Song number one. Here we go. Your name is your well,
Speaker 2: I have no idea this stage.
Speaker 3: Shut up, excuse me, shut up up, joy A Tapa,
Speaker 3: but no, no, no, and Rose and bring her up.
Speaker 2: Look at you. Check the bloody tapes on that one,
Speaker 2: don't you point to her? You absolute suck whole. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: excuse me, mister Hayes. Yes, Joy got in first, she
Speaker 2: did not. I'd like to check the tapes on that
Speaker 2: one and back.
Speaker 3: And also would you like to be a massive.
Speaker 9: Baby whatever that was tense, That sweating Joe's in the
Speaker 9: leads to start.
Speaker 3: So number ten, let's go home. What always goes you?
Speaker 2: Damn it?
Speaker 3: Come on easy, explain.
Speaker 4: One a.
Speaker 2: True times two time. I don't need to check the tapes. Yea, right, jes.
Speaker 2: This is where you have the option because usually when
Speaker 2: I win the first sit, the third one just take
Speaker 2: the wings, start being in dickhead or they kind of stuck.
Speaker 2: Do you want to do the third one?
Speaker 1: Potential ga for a sweet No, I'm going to because
Speaker 1: I know how it feels, because I've been in your
Speaker 1: position so many times.
Speaker 3: I'm going to leave it up to you. Would you
Speaker 3: like to have played the third one?
Speaker 2: We're doing the third one? Yea, I know it's a.
Speaker 1: Johnny go on wherever whenever, No, Shakira, I've done.
Speaker 2: This before, having go on Now I'm getting a little girl.
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything that's true that I thought you knew.
Speaker 9: It already because Jones was pretty place.
Speaker 2: Oh actually it is here, Haji wherever, whenever.
Speaker 9: Whenever, wherever?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: What do you know? It's even more concerning is that
Speaker 2: I was like, it's definitely a Cheeran just got a
Speaker 2: knuckle down on the name.
Speaker 3: Hey, Kerry, what did I do? Did I just say
Speaker 3: that different?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I thought he was congesting you on
Speaker 9: because you said.
Speaker 2: I was way off well, Cary, congratulations, coculation.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Isn't it nice when complete strangers have faith
Speaker 1: in you? Because I don't even have faith in myself
Speaker 1: in this space. So thank you, Carrie.
Speaker 2: What all guys, Sometimes you get lucky when you turn
Speaker 2: up second carry congratulations. I want to thank you.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what the news today.
Speaker 3: Just what you need to know?
Speaker 1: What you need to know with Jody and Well first.
Speaker 2: And foremost, can we get right around the person I
Speaker 2: would say is in my opinion right now the biggest
Speaker 2: celebrity in South Australia is Travis Head, the first time
Speaker 2: a South Australian has won the Allan Border Metal. The
Speaker 2: most prestigious individual on an in Australian cricket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unbelievable, particularly in Andrew Hayses's playbook of his top
Speaker 1: five favorite people in South Australia's Travis Head, then Travishead,
Speaker 1: than Travis Head.
Speaker 2: He's pretty iconic though, wasn't it. He's like, seriously, you've
Speaker 2: got the mustache, that laid back attitude like Travis Head.
Speaker 2: Asking him, because he's in Gaul the test team, how
Speaker 2: he would celebrate tonight with the family. I everyone gives
Speaker 2: us a day or Thanks Day. We might have a look,
Speaker 2: might go and have a look. Yes, Okay?
Speaker 3: Can I be honest.
Speaker 1: I don't know how much he's pumping on a Monday
Speaker 1: night in Gaul for a Lanka.
Speaker 2: What's the nightlife bike? I'm really sure for cricket fans
Speaker 2: as well. Michael Bevan inducted as the sixty sixth inductee.
Speaker 2: To the Australian Cricket Hall of Fame and look humble
Speaker 2: as ever. Michael Bevan asked about how he shaped the
Speaker 2: way that cricket changed in the one day format.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming my role really shaped and change the nature
Speaker 1: of one day cricket.
Speaker 2: And it did. Sometimes when athletes talk about that and
Speaker 2: you go, you know, it's fine. Roger Betterer does it,
Speaker 2: Tiger Woods does it more than anyone. Lebron James, they
Speaker 2: all go, how'd you go to it? And you'd be like,
Speaker 2: I just played the best game of basketball that everyone's
Speaker 2: ever seen, yourself, yeah, and everyone's like cool. Yeah, So
Speaker 2: why can't Michael Burvan do it? Because he's right.
Speaker 1: It's like the day that I get inductive to the
Speaker 1: Media Hall of Fame here in South Australia and I go, well,
Speaker 1: I assume it's because of the way I shape radio
Speaker 1: here in this great state.
Speaker 3: Am I right?
Speaker 2: Change the way that radio was performed?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: More music, I'll give you that. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: This is one of the most outstanding stories I've ever
Speaker 1: seen in my existence. So a man who took a
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars Audi RS four for a test
Speaker 1: drive from South Australia from a dealership ended up in
Speaker 1: drum roll, please here you go, Here you.
Speaker 3: Go, Victorian.
Speaker 1: After he got and I quote a bit carried away
Speaker 1: was about that.
Speaker 2: So I just lost track of time.
Speaker 1: So Victramjit Singh, a manager for a company that career
Speaker 1: is cooking oil between Queensland and South Australia, front of
Speaker 1: the mill Dura Magistrate's Court, pleading guilty to bring your
Speaker 1: stolen vehicle into Victoria. So the court heard that sing
Speaker 1: picked up the car from the dealership in Adelaide on
Speaker 1: Friday morning, telling stuff he'd return it by two o'clock.
Speaker 1: After he inspected the vehicle to see if it was
Speaker 1: to his liking.
Speaker 2: As you do, dery inspection.
Speaker 1: Dealership employees check the location air tag attached to the
Speaker 1: car at one thirty and they discovered it was in
Speaker 1: border Town.
Speaker 2: Would you know it's not just around the court.
Speaker 3: You'd be shocked to hear.
Speaker 1: As well, outside the designated designated test drive area. In fact,
Speaker 1: it's one hundred and forty k's away over an hour
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, unbelievable scenes.
Speaker 1: His lawyer, Bert hilton Wood told the court his client
Speaker 1: had simply lost track of his location and hadn't realized
Speaker 1: he was in Victoria until he got pulled over.
Speaker 2: Oh what where am I am? I Victoria? Wh boy,
Speaker 2: oh boy, I should turn around and go back home.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, officer, this car is not mine? How very
Speaker 3: dare you?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: The thing as well is I've only had to test
Speaker 2: driven a car maybe once or twice, and it was
Speaker 2: when I was much younger.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Every time I did it, someone from the dealership came
Speaker 2: with me, of course, And I always thought, is that
Speaker 2: a normal thing? To just go here? We trust you?
Speaker 2: Off you go, see you soon?
Speaker 3: Can I say?
Speaker 1: I have a friend who had her car put into
Speaker 1: a dealership to be repaired, and you know how they
Speaker 1: give you a loan car. On this occasion, they gave
Speaker 1: her a beautiful loan car, like it was so nice,
Speaker 1: and it was so nice. She had a trip to
Speaker 1: Melbourne penciled in.
Speaker 3: So She's like, as we'll take the loan car.
Speaker 2: Why not because I'm sure they didn't give her a
Speaker 2: kilometer limit.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you don't. I just go for its sister, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she oh she did.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: She can get pulled over by the cops.
Speaker 2: Day no thurday twenty four ten. When have you stolen
Speaker 2: a car from a dealership?
Speaker 1: We first met her over thirty years ago. On the
Speaker 1: big screen, is Ronda in Muriel's Weddings?
Speaker 5: To keep drink up your ass, teeny, I would rather swallow.
Speaker 3: Raise a lady.
Speaker 1: She's starting huge TV shows like six Feet.
Speaker 3: Under and Brothers and Sisters.
Speaker 7: You dragged me to the middle of nowhere to tell
Speaker 7: me that you met out with my sister.
Speaker 1: If that's not an after director the movie about JOCKI
Speaker 1: Michelle Payne right like a girl.
Speaker 6: I want to write grip ones, I want to be
Speaker 6: the beat and.
Speaker 1: Now starring in the sexy drama dy Madam tonight at
Speaker 1: nine on nine and nine.
Speaker 3: Now there's nothing she can't do.
Speaker 1: Please welcome superstar Rachel Griffiths.
Speaker 3: Oh, Hazy, the woman needs no introduction. Rachel Griffiths, Welcome
Speaker 3: to Jodi and Hazy.
Speaker 1: You've been waiting your whole life, darl haven't you.
Speaker 7: Oh? Well, you know I love Adelaids. You know why
Speaker 7: you know that? I love Adelaide.
Speaker 3: I think we have an inkling.
Speaker 7: I haven't Adelaide so much. I called my daughter Adelaide.
Speaker 7: I mean that is true love, right, and it wasn't
Speaker 7: even a trendy name much, Sidney, it wasn't even trendy.
Speaker 3: Was your child inceived in Adelaide.
Speaker 7: It's actually a funny story, and it's a bit off topic,
Speaker 7: but it is really really funny. So I met a
Speaker 7: makeup artist for an extremely famous singer and she had
Speaker 7: a baby called Adelaide. She's American, and I'd never heard
Speaker 7: the name before. And this little thing, this little Adelaide,
Speaker 7: was so cute. And I said, why did you call
Speaker 7: her Adelaide? And she said, well, I had a one
Speaker 7: night stand with this guy called trend who has hung
Speaker 7: like a donkey in Adelaide. Of course I've changed the name.
Speaker 7: She gets unexpectedly pregnant, she said, the hottest root of
Speaker 7: her life, and so she got ado heard out of it,
Speaker 7: that story, that story Aside. I just thought, God, that
Speaker 7: is a beautiful name. And so my Adelaid's Adelaide rose
Speaker 7: because I do love the roses of Adelaide, and my
Speaker 7: brother lives in Adelaide. So big shout out to Ben
Speaker 7: and Joe in Paris.
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. But also, I mean, Rachel, let
Speaker 2: that bloke, that random bloke, Let that be the sole
Speaker 2: representative from Adelaide because.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about the new show matters.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's talk all things madam. Madam.
Speaker 1: I haven't obviously seen it, but I've seen the shorts
Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, that is something I want
Speaker 1: to watch.
Speaker 7: It looks really it is not a drama. It is
Speaker 7: not a serious drama about the sex industry. Can I
Speaker 7: just say I want the New Zealand drama? No, it's
Speaker 7: a Kiwi comedy. It was the number one show in
Speaker 7: New Zealand last year. Kiwis are the funniest people in
Speaker 7: the world. Can we all agree? Like, does anyone disagree
Speaker 7: with that? I think they're so funny and the humans
Speaker 7: a bit man, it's a bit mental, but it's kind
Speaker 7: of warm, like it's not a punchdown kind of humor.
Speaker 2: I think the Kiwis are what we think we are,
Speaker 2: like Hewe's are the fun and we think we're that,
Speaker 2: but we're not we mean bacause I have some of.
Speaker 7: The conclusion that the trains aren't really mean bass. It's
Speaker 7: very like Kiwi showrunners and there's a lot of consulting
Speaker 7: with people who work in the second industry, and I
Speaker 7: think it's just such a fresh view of it, because
Speaker 7: I think when women sit around talking about six we
Speaker 7: are laughing.
Speaker 3: Don't you think, Rachel that do you like Rachel? Rachel?
Speaker 1: Just for the record, because it was on radio, this
Speaker 1: is a question too.
Speaker 7: But if I was like on your show, like, would
Speaker 7: I be Rache, would I be Griff? You Am I
Speaker 7: going to stub out when you're on the Yeah you can.
Speaker 7: I'll come on your week in one of your week's lasts, and.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, the boss is already called. They're gonna switch
Speaker 2: it up. It's actually gonna be Grif and Hazy. Have
Speaker 2: you just been the group roture?
Speaker 1: All right? So Chris it is from now on in.
Speaker 1: I think men, and I say this to Hazy all
Speaker 1: the time. I think men would be shocked at what
Speaker 1: us women talk about when it comes to sex and
Speaker 1: all things related to that.
Speaker 7: True that you don't think if men watch this show
Speaker 7: with their girlfriends, they're going to be like, you actually
Speaker 7: talk about sex like that. We'd be like, no, this
Speaker 7: might be a key, we think.
Speaker 2: I just like the idea, Rachel of sorry Griffea, of
Speaker 2: catching their husband at a brothel and then instantly sensing
Speaker 2: a business opportunity, well, you know.
Speaker 7: Coffee lives and everything. Like women are around Australia, there's you know,
Speaker 7: women are always thinking the side hustle and they're like,
Speaker 7: how can I make mine? How can I make money
Speaker 7: when I'm asleep? That's actually something I'm hearing a lot
Speaker 7: with my They're like, yeah, oh god, I'm so hard,
Speaker 7: how can I make mine? You one on a sleep.
Speaker 1: As to your point about working mothers and sex, I
Speaker 1: reckon half the time we are having sex with our partners,
Speaker 1: we are half asleep, if not fully asleep.
Speaker 7: Sometimes I'm not gonna I'm not gonna wait in that,
Speaker 7: but I think my husband is laughing. No, I would
Speaker 7: always be fully engaged.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm so turned up. I'm so turned on.
Speaker 1: I'm half asleep, but I don't know. Well, Griff, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for joining us this morning. It's been
Speaker 1: an absolute pleasure. I look forward to the week where
Speaker 1: you fill in on our show. It's going to be
Speaker 1: an absolute pleasure. But congratulations on the new show, madam.
Speaker 1: It looks absolutely outstanding. Can't wait to watch it.
Speaker 7: It's gonna love it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, Rachel. Appreciate it. This is awesome.