WEBVTT - The WORST Thing You Could Do During A Massage

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<v Speaker 1>We got get in the way morning every day, Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about this job's and her little visit to

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<v Speaker 2>the massage parlor. Which is that a regular thing or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to get really resentful and I'm a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit irritated that you are insinuating that it's a massage

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<v Speaker 1>parlor and that there are sexual connotations.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I went on the weekend to have a perfectly legitimate massage.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a type place that I go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>I love tie massages.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a type place that I go to in North Adelaide,

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<v Speaker 1>and I do it. I try to it as often

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<v Speaker 1>as I can, because, as everyone in this building can understand,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm quite stressed out working with you. That forms in

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<v Speaker 1>my shoulders and then I get tense and then I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to go and have a massage now, as

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<v Speaker 3>you will.

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<v Speaker 2>You're implying that you carry me.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you pick that up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So on the weekend I went to have a massage.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously at the moment, I've got a broken foot, so

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a fractured foot, fractured bone of my foot,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm getting around in a moonboot.

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<v Speaker 3>So long.

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<v Speaker 1>I go to send timeplace for my massage, and I

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<v Speaker 1>hobble in on the moonboot, in the moon boot, and anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I walk into the room and she says, she points

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<v Speaker 1>to the boot, and she says, sore foot.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, yes, I have a sore foot, so

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<v Speaker 3>maybe just work around.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't touch the foot, but you can work around it

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<v Speaker 1>if that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't pump up the little rebok pumping.

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<v Speaker 1>At the front of the boot because if that gets

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<v Speaker 1>too tight, that hurts anyway. So she's like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>this rope, lie down on the table, and away she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it really awkward? You haven't meant to too many

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<v Speaker 1>messages because I know you don't like them that much.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you try and put the towel on yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>I leave you in the room and you're lying there

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<v Speaker 1>like just Inny Nickers, we'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Take us through that. That's news to me. What happens.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to put the towel over your butt as right,

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<v Speaker 1>So they leave you to do that job because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so inflexible trying to put the towel over anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to land on your mum. So I'm lying there

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<v Speaker 1>with the towel half over my balm, and then she

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<v Speaker 1>comes and she's like, all right, I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 1>clean your feet. So she gets out the warm towel

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<v Speaker 1>that they use to clean your feet because obviously they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to massage it and they want your feet to

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<v Speaker 1>be clean.

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<v Speaker 3>So she grabs my right foot.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is the good foot, gives it a good old

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<v Speaker 1>clean and a squeeze, and I'm like, cool, good thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>And then she grabs my left foot, which is broken,

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<v Speaker 1>and squeezes it hard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a good spot to be squeeze.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have nearly hit the roof and I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>like that and she's like, oh, sore foot.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yes, well done, doctor, we've been through this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, don't touch.

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<v Speaker 1>And so for the rest of the massage, hazy, she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't touch my whole entire left leg. Yeah, so the calf,

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<v Speaker 1>which is really tight from walking around, the the hamstrings

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<v Speaker 1>which are tight from carrying the we didn't get touched

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<v Speaker 1>the whole damn time. So you can't touch the good

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<v Speaker 1>part of my leg. But the sore foot, Wow, let's

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<v Speaker 1>give that a good old fashioned squeeze, shall we. Yah?

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<v Speaker 2>Because she squeezed your foot and she thought she'd killed

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<v Speaker 2>some kind of seagulls.

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<v Speaker 4>Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Something got lost in translation. But let's do this please

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen twenty four ten. Within reason, and let's keep this

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<v Speaker 1>legit and above board.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened at the massage?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I the only I've rely done it, maybe once

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<v Speaker 2>or twice gone to an actual massage. Parland had it.

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<v Speaker 2>One of them was part of a full body massage

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<v Speaker 2>with my wife. We were not even engaged. It was

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<v Speaker 2>early days in Bartleba, where.

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<v Speaker 3>You said then with my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's not a good talk. That's not a

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<v Speaker 2>good time for me to be thinking about whether we

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<v Speaker 2>even engage. It would have sounded like I was thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about something else. And it was a full body massage

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<v Speaker 2>but also a facial as well. Yeah, and we got infected,

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<v Speaker 2>so I don't know what happened she got. I got

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<v Speaker 2>all these lumps and stuff on my face. She got

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<v Speaker 2>the worst lumps I've ever seen, and it looked like

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<v Speaker 2>she had like the worst ethnique that is even humanly possible. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>do you reckon? That ruined the trip?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So that was my last visital massage.

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<v Speaker 1>However, my brain goes there is where is that massus's

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<v Speaker 1>hands been?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? That's exactly what we thought as well,

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<v Speaker 2>especially getting a massage abroad. Oh yeah, don't chase bargains

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<v Speaker 2>when you're having a massage at Barley.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Sarah, Good Yarnny, how are you going good?

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<v Speaker 1>You had a Barley massage? These are always interesting, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it was a couple's one, and the poor little ladies.

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<v Speaker 5>My partner is extremely ticklish. She went down to him,

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<v Speaker 5>started at that feet and he kind of pulled his

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<v Speaker 5>legs back and went to say no, but by that

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<v Speaker 5>stage she's already grabbed the other foot, which is real flexes.

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<v Speaker 5>Had a size twelve foot coming at her face. So

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<v Speaker 5>he knocked her off the chair and just felt very terrible.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm going and finding flowers and found them chocolates

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<v Speaker 5>and took them back to it because he felt so horrible.

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<v Speaker 5>Luckily she was in good spirits. She's like, big man,

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<v Speaker 5>big may almost killed me.

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<v Speaker 2>You big man, you big man. She's like, I'm saying worse.

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<v Speaker 3>That's brilliant, Thank you, Sarah. Colleen. You also had a

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<v Speaker 3>message in BALI.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Well I've been to Bali quite a few times, and

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<v Speaker 6>we went over this time, and so we started to

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<v Speaker 6>get a message at the same place, and I had

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<v Speaker 6>a different girl and she was massaging and then all

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<v Speaker 6>of a sudden she all went for the booth.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoo, okay, that was not in the brochure.

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<v Speaker 6>No, he was not in a brochure at all. And

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<v Speaker 6>she's quite a time playing with them too, because I

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<v Speaker 6>am a H cup. So and then I just looked

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<v Speaker 6>over the side of my husband and he was on

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<v Speaker 6>his front at this stage, and he's like got his

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<v Speaker 6>eyebrows up, and like, you know, I'm just like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I did not know what to say or do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay when you said I'm a hup looked at

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<v Speaker 1>me with that quizzical look that he has, like a

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<v Speaker 1>little pappado.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to work out.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me do this for you.

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<v Speaker 1>A cup, beacup, se cup, de cup, A cup, F cup,

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<v Speaker 1>G cup, and then we get to H cup.

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<v Speaker 2>Soak, yeah, I am having a press reduction next week.

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<v Speaker 7>So so not much longer.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you did you confront the colin like what was said?

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<v Speaker 2>Or did you just let it happen.

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<v Speaker 6>I just did not know what to do where to

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<v Speaker 6>look what to say. We got out there, we went

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<v Speaker 6>to a new one and we just kissed our.

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<v Speaker 7>Whole day.

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<v Speaker 3>Amazing. Oh, thank you so much, Colleen.

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<v Speaker 2>Your partner's like got some competition here. That sound.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a message in Bali with my sister in

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<v Speaker 1>law once and like halfway through the massage, because it

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<v Speaker 1>was in the couple's room, and I looked down and

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<v Speaker 1>the masseuse was wearing my sister in law's havanas.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, you cannot do that at all.

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<v Speaker 3>She's wearing your thongs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's not go get messages over there. No, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what we're learning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, stay close to home where they rebreak your

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<v Speaker 1>broken fort.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's nice morning.

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<v Speaker 1>The following segment is the mature audiences only and may

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<v Speaker 1>contain how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see it is easily offended.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're about to find out just how easily.

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<v Speaker 2>Your father, he's on the Money's get loose. Let's just

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<v Speaker 2>get really loose before we straighten up after seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure, let's get it out of our system, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>can we talk about something in particular, a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a passion piece for me. Yeah, that's right. Maybe this

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<v Speaker 2>and in particular I want to run through as for

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<v Speaker 2>a study of the times it takes now for mum

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<v Speaker 2>and dad to have special cuddles, in particular real quick

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<v Speaker 2>special cuddles aka the quickie, like.

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<v Speaker 3>No time for messing around, Let's get this done, let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Get this done, all right. There's no losers here. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>there are, but your hope not for that. The average

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<v Speaker 2>length that people are spending during spontaneous daytime sex as well,

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<v Speaker 2>and the changes everything to by the way, daytime sex

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<v Speaker 2>it's like daytime drinking, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>How does it change?

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<v Speaker 2>Which is different? It's a different vibe. Okay, So just

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<v Speaker 2>before we get to how quick the new quikie is

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<v Speaker 2>the average time that people are making love for the

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<v Speaker 2>long time. It used to be five minutes long, and

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<v Speaker 2>now it's four minutes and thirty eight seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's the long version, is it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the long version. So it's decreasing as well, by

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two seconds. The average length of the quikie these days,

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<v Speaker 2>according to a serve of two thousand people, is one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and twenty seconds two minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>That feels efficient, very efficient.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten years ago, he's one boy, it used to be

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and eighty.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a Gavid one hundred ninety.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done, I just hit the bullser We're good here.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow e.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just feel like sometimes as a woman, you

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<v Speaker 1>wish it was over one hundred and twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's the thing as well as now I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know can I speak on behalf of the

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<v Speaker 2>male species? We think, and especially young men, we think

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<v Speaker 2>that you guys want to make love like for hours

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<v Speaker 2>until the sun comes up, and I think as we

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<v Speaker 2>mature we realize that Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no

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<v Speaker 2>no no, it's there's there's only a certain amount of

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<v Speaker 2>time before I think you guys get bored? Am I

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<v Speaker 2>reading that rong?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at this face? It's just see this resting face.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a horrible misconception.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm reading your.

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<v Speaker 3>Want we want them to me all night?

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<v Speaker 2>He's okay. So I'm reading your face right now. You're

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<v Speaker 2>either super bored or aggressively climaxing. Which one is? I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's super board, super iconic South Australian landmarks. What

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<v Speaker 2>have you got?

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<v Speaker 3>Ooh adelaide, Oh that's nice, good start. What else you

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<v Speaker 3>got a big Rocking Horse.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my gosh, taking the kids at the Big Rocking

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<v Speaker 2>Horse a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously, the Big Wedgy, Yeah, sure, pop Eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Pop Eye is a good one as well. Another one

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<v Speaker 2>for you. What about the Pancake Kitchen?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay o, Yes, it is a bad institution.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an institution. I've been to the Pancake Kitchen several

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<v Speaker 2>times in the early hours of the morning. Okay, it

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<v Speaker 2>remembered me more than I remembered it. Yeah, that's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>fair enough. It's such a beautiful feast.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you bring up the pancake.

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<v Speaker 2>Been going since nineteen sixty fire because it has changed

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<v Speaker 2>hands and when it's under new management, what you hope

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<v Speaker 2>for is big and bright things. Yes, and guess what

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<v Speaker 2>you might have seen him on the TVs, Mitch Saraovsky,

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<v Speaker 2>Channel seven reporter, and he's wi Floren Brandts have taken

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<v Speaker 2>over the pancake Kitchen. Who saw this coming?

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<v Speaker 4>Not me?

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<v Speaker 3>Not me, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and Mitch joins us this morning, Mitch Saraovsky, Channel

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<v Speaker 2>seven news reporter slash co owner of the Pancake Kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bit of an interesting business card.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch, Good morning, guys, Joddy and hazes, thank you for

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<v Speaker 4>having me on. You finally invited me on this go Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>but according to the Times, where I'm officially the Pancake

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<v Speaker 4>King of Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the title?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, Mitchie, you would have frequented

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<v Speaker 1>Hinley Street, but mainly just to scour for CCTV after

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<v Speaker 1>some very bad things happened on a Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a real switch for you. What brought this on?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a huge switch and I'm definitely not leaving Channel seven.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know the original Pancake Kitchen, It's been an

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<v Speaker 4>institution since nineteen sixty five. So Lauren and I walked

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<v Speaker 4>in there for the first time and we fell in

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<v Speaker 4>love with it after a bit of convincing because Lauren

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<v Speaker 4>is from is from Victoria, so it's always something we've

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to do, opening or buying an established restaurant. So

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<v Speaker 4>the timing was right and in the end, who could

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<v Speaker 4>resist the Pancake Kitchen. It's a complete institution and I

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<v Speaker 4>remember going there when I was eighteen and with a

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<v Speaker 4>few sore heads in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, because it's open so late.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so what are the opening hours of the Pancake

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen Protel.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's open twenty four hours between Thursday and Monday,

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<v Speaker 4>it closes at midnight. Between Tuesday and Wednesday, it closes

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<v Speaker 4>at eleven. It's really, guys, it's an amazing, amazing place

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<v Speaker 4>to be a part of. We meet so many fun

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<v Speaker 4>and happy people, and I think for us it's about

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<v Speaker 4>being involved in the community. So yeah, I remember when

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<v Speaker 4>I used to go at the Pancake Kitchen as a

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<v Speaker 4>young boy with my parents. You know, it was exciting,

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<v Speaker 4>and now Lauren and I want to bring that same

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<v Speaker 4>joy back to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to your birth I've been to your house

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<v Speaker 1>for your birthday party, and at that point your family

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<v Speaker 1>whipped up the most magnificent souvlaki that I've ever tasted

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<v Speaker 1>in my life. I would have thought if you were

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<v Speaker 1>going to view in a food direction, it would have

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<v Speaker 1>been that. Well.

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<v Speaker 4>I've still got some more convincing because I remember my party.

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<v Speaker 4>My brother was doing the silvlaki on the spit. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not sure if he's keen yet, but after a bit

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<v Speaker 4>more convincing, I might have to pay him and he

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<v Speaker 4>might be. He might have a change of career. At

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<v Speaker 4>the moment, but you know, we could put anything on

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<v Speaker 4>the menu really, but obviously we're not going to change

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<v Speaker 4>the favorites. We are going to keep that same heritage,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think it is so important to keep that heritage,

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<v Speaker 4>to keep it as an icon of Adelaide. We are

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<v Speaker 4>having a new menu, but the favorite they're not going anywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got the Farmer's Beach, You've got the Germans beat

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<v Speaker 4>that people really know and love. But it's an exciting

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<v Speaker 4>time for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Good on you, Mitch for taking the leap. That's really awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say this so lucky on Heinley Street.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't go wrong. Followed up by a few pancakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations mates. Of course, pancake kitchen at there and there

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<v Speaker 2>in Gilbert Place, so we look forward to going in

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<v Speaker 2>there and just really really feeling out Timm and feeling

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick and quick quick point to note that a morning

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<v Speaker 1>tea at Channel seven has just taken an interesting yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you don't turn up with some pancakes at

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<v Speaker 1>some point, there's something wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>I will bring some pancakes to work. I've already are

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<v Speaker 4>a people in the in the office have passed for

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<v Speaker 4>a for a discount. Some will get at at this point.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure Hazy will. But Hazy, I'm really interested to

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<v Speaker 4>see how many pancakes you could smash down because you

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<v Speaker 4>grated everything, but I think I could beat you in

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<v Speaker 4>a competition. You know, that's not sport. That's not sport.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like Adelaide's Joey Chestnut, but with pancakes. Mitch, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what we could set up some sort of challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go in feeling not very confident, but

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<v Speaker 2>we could definitely do this. Do you have is there

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<v Speaker 2>something at the pancake kitchen? Do you have this space?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a record?

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<v Speaker 4>The record on the wall is about thirty five pancakes,

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<v Speaker 4>but I'm sure if you put your mind to it, Havy,

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<v Speaker 4>you could probably get to fifty. I'll even give you

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<v Speaker 4>and if you get there, I'll give you a nice pancake.

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<v Speaker 2>Kitchen chip that will make it all worthwhile. It's got

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<v Speaker 2>to be extra, extra extra large too. By the end

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<v Speaker 2>of that, Mitch, thanks so much for your time, mates.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck in the future. You're going to be very

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<v Speaker 2>very busy managing that with your role at Channel seven

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you guys. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. Married at first Sight on Channel nine and what

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<v Speaker 2>you do jokes when you watch maps for the first time,

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, well, my villain radars on where's the villain?

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<v Speaker 3>Where's the villain?

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<v Speaker 2>We got one nice and earl.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, didn't we? I think he pretty much.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode one or two, Tim entered the building, married Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>and then promptly revealed his true colors, very very quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>His unfortunate bride joins us, Now, Katie, good morning to you.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, okay, so talk us through this in real time.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you aware of what Tim had said about you

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<v Speaker 1>immediately after you guys got married.

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<v Speaker 8>I wasn't aware of anything he said to me this

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<v Speaker 8>entire time up until last night, so it was yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm learning about it all for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it feels like to me that he

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<v Speaker 2>thought that he was having a private conversation with the

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<v Speaker 2>producer not getting filmed, and all of a sudden they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess what, Champion, We're going to use this, and

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<v Speaker 2>you are there. Yeah it's good because.

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<v Speaker 7>It explains him.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh exactly. Yeah, nothing's private, so everything comes to the

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<v Speaker 8>light very okay, do you have.

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<v Speaker 1>To ask you, what did that do to your feelings

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<v Speaker 1>when you sat back in your laund room and you

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<v Speaker 1>watched him say those awful things about you.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it was. It's a tough pill to swallow. My

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<v Speaker 8>intentions for going on Mass was to you really get

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<v Speaker 8>a hand through navigating, you know, the start of a relationship.

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<v Speaker 8>Because it's been you know, it's ten years, it's been

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<v Speaker 8>a long time. I really don't know what I'm doing

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<v Speaker 8>in that sense, and I I was really looking forward

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<v Speaker 8>to being matched with somebody kind of willing to try

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<v Speaker 8>and willing to work with me and help me through

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<v Speaker 8>the process as well. But yeah, we're all learning, aren't we.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you feel like you're being gasp by him, like

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<v Speaker 1>him trying to turn this whole situation around and say

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<v Speaker 1>it was your fault?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, Well, as you've kind of probably saw on the

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<v Speaker 8>episodes for the wedding of my radar was like always

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<v Speaker 8>well and truly on Yeah, I am just yeah, my mum,

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<v Speaker 8>you know that saying like you haven't got anything nice,

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<v Speaker 8>don't say anything at all.

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<v Speaker 7>So I yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 8>Had that ringing in my head, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 8>no benefit of the doubt, Like everyone's in their process

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<v Speaker 8>maybe he'll be happy to you know, learn and grow

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<v Speaker 8>and but yeah, last night was just to kind of

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<v Speaker 8>double down.

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<v Speaker 3>Okatie.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously the show has wrapped up, it's all been filmed.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you had any contact with Tim since the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the show.

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<v Speaker 8>I haven't, No, And yeah it can stay that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there you go, So do you guys make it? Okay, Look,

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<v Speaker 2>we're enjoying watching us out because of all the soap

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<v Speaker 2>and drama and everything. But like I said before, everyone

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<v Speaker 2>is absolutely falling in love with you, so that is

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<v Speaker 2>the positive from this situation. I suppose that Australia got

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<v Speaker 2>to meet you and they got to fall in love

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<v Speaker 2>with your personality, so you should be proud of that.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, thank you. Mum's proud of me, so that's what matters.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, what matters is you're proud of yourself and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's a pretty brave step to go on

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<v Speaker 1>this show. So there is a strong chance that you

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<v Speaker 1>end up in after tonight's episode in a hotel room alone.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I will say about that. Married at First

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<v Speaker 1>Sight tonight seven thirty on Channel nine and on nine. Now, Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for joining us and all the

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<v Speaker 1>best finding love with someone who.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you so much, isn't tim Yeah, I'm just focusing

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<v Speaker 8>on filling up myself love cut right now perfect?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is that Joe's ways so tense? It's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm totally relaxed. This is our work songs a song

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<v Speaker 3>song song.

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<v Speaker 1>Nover hits, throwbacks or pestralized and then Hazey Nika heads

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<v Speaker 1>head and trying to have to buzz in and guess

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<v Speaker 1>what the songs are.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye producers, you want to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 9>So this is a friendly space for the year. Hazing

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<v Speaker 9>one by a couple last year, yees, it's a bit

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<v Speaker 9>tense this year Hazy is annoyed one zero.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 9>We've played, but it's only week.

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<v Speaker 3>Take one rounds down. You're playing for a.

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<v Speaker 9>Couple of listeners this morning. First three was Tana from

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<v Speaker 9>Rinella and she's picked team Hazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there we go.

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<v Speaker 9>And a team Jody this morning is Kerry from All.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry if you got me by default, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 3>about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 9>It's best of three as always. I think an interesting

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<v Speaker 9>mix this week, an interesting mix.

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<v Speaker 2>Genial mix of genres eras. What are we talking?

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<v Speaker 9>Reasonably similar vibes, I would say, reasonably fresh hit, bit

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<v Speaker 9>of throwback. Everyone keep their call.

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<v Speaker 2>Song number one. Here we go. Your name is your well,

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea this stage.

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<v Speaker 3>Shut up, excuse me, shut up up, joy A Tapa,

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<v Speaker 3>but no, no, no, and Rose and bring her up.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at you. Check the bloody tapes on that one,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you point to her? You absolute suck whole. Sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>excuse me, mister Hayes. Yes, Joy got in first, she

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<v Speaker 2>did not. I'd like to check the tapes on that

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<v Speaker 2>one and back.

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<v Speaker 3>And also would you like to be a massive.

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<v Speaker 9>Baby whatever that was tense, That sweating Joe's in the

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<v Speaker 9>leads to start.

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<v Speaker 3>So number ten, let's go home. What always goes you?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn it?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on easy, explain.

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<v Speaker 4>One a.

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<v Speaker 2>True times two time. I don't need to check the tapes. Yea, right, jes.

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<v Speaker 2>This is where you have the option because usually when

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<v Speaker 2>I win the first sit, the third one just take

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<v Speaker 2>the wings, start being in dickhead or they kind of stuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to do the third one?

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<v Speaker 1>Potential ga for a sweet No, I'm going to because

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<v Speaker 1>I know how it feels, because I've been in your

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<v Speaker 1>position so many times.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to leave it up to you. Would you

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<v Speaker 3>like to have played the third one?

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing the third one? Yea, I know it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny go on wherever whenever, No, Shakira, I've done.

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<v Speaker 2>This before, having go on Now I'm getting a little girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say anything that's true that I thought you knew.

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<v Speaker 9>It already because Jones was pretty place.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh actually it is here, Haji wherever, whenever.

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<v Speaker 9>Whenever, wherever?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you know? It's even more concerning is that

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's definitely a Cheeran just got a

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<v Speaker 2>knuckle down on the name.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Kerry, what did I do? Did I just say

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<v Speaker 3>that different?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, that's what I thought he was congesting you on

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<v Speaker 9>because you said.

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<v Speaker 2>I was way off well, Cary, congratulations, coculation.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Isn't it nice when complete strangers have faith

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<v Speaker 1>in you? Because I don't even have faith in myself

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<v Speaker 1>in this space. So thank you, Carrie.

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<v Speaker 2>What all guys, Sometimes you get lucky when you turn

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<v Speaker 2>up second carry congratulations. I want to thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know now, I need to know.

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<v Speaker 7>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know what the news today.

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<v Speaker 3>Just what you need to know?

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<v Speaker 1>What you need to know with Jody and Well first.

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<v Speaker 2>And foremost, can we get right around the person I

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<v Speaker 2>would say is in my opinion right now the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>celebrity in South Australia is Travis Head, the first time

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<v Speaker 2>a South Australian has won the Allan Border Metal. The

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<v Speaker 2>most prestigious individual on an in Australian cricket.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, unbelievable, particularly in Andrew Hayses's playbook of his top

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<v Speaker 1>five favorite people in South Australia's Travis Head, then Travishead,

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<v Speaker 1>than Travis Head.

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<v Speaker 2>He's pretty iconic though, wasn't it. He's like, seriously, you've

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<v Speaker 2>got the mustache, that laid back attitude like Travis Head.

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<v Speaker 2>Asking him, because he's in Gaul the test team, how

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<v Speaker 2>he would celebrate tonight with the family. I everyone gives

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<v Speaker 2>us a day or Thanks Day. We might have a look,

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<v Speaker 2>might go and have a look. Yes, Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how much he's pumping on a Monday

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<v Speaker 1>night in Gaul for a Lanka.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the nightlife bike? I'm really sure for cricket fans

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<v Speaker 2>as well. Michael Bevan inducted as the sixty sixth inductee.

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<v Speaker 2>To the Australian Cricket Hall of Fame and look humble

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<v Speaker 2>as ever. Michael Bevan asked about how he shaped the

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<v Speaker 2>way that cricket changed in the one day format.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming my role really shaped and change the nature

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<v Speaker 1>of one day cricket.

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<v Speaker 2>And it did. Sometimes when athletes talk about that and

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<v Speaker 2>you go, you know, it's fine. Roger Betterer does it,

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<v Speaker 2>Tiger Woods does it more than anyone. Lebron James, they

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<v Speaker 2>all go, how'd you go to it? And you'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>I just played the best game of basketball that everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>ever seen, yourself, yeah, and everyone's like cool. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 2>why can't Michael Burvan do it? Because he's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the day that I get inductive to the

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<v Speaker 1>Media Hall of Fame here in South Australia and I go, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I assume it's because of the way I shape radio

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<v Speaker 1>here in this great state.

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<v Speaker 3>Am I right?

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<v Speaker 2>Change the way that radio was performed?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>More music, I'll give you that. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one of the most outstanding stories I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen in my existence. So a man who took a

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred thousand dollars Audi RS four for a test

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<v Speaker 1>drive from South Australia from a dealership ended up in

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<v Speaker 1>drum roll, please here you go, Here you.

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<v Speaker 3>Go, Victorian.

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<v Speaker 1>After he got and I quote a bit carried away

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<v Speaker 1>was about that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just lost track of time.

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<v Speaker 1>So Victramjit Singh, a manager for a company that career

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<v Speaker 1>is cooking oil between Queensland and South Australia, front of

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<v Speaker 1>the mill Dura Magistrate's Court, pleading guilty to bring your

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<v Speaker 1>stolen vehicle into Victoria. So the court heard that sing

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<v Speaker 1>picked up the car from the dealership in Adelaide on

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<v Speaker 1>Friday morning, telling stuff he'd return it by two o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>After he inspected the vehicle to see if it was

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<v Speaker 1>to his liking.

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<v Speaker 2>As you do, dery inspection.

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<v Speaker 1>Dealership employees check the location air tag attached to the

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<v Speaker 1>car at one thirty and they discovered it was in

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<v Speaker 1>border Town.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you know it's not just around the court.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd be shocked to hear.

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<v Speaker 1>As well, outside the designated designated test drive area. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>it's one hundred and forty k's away over an hour

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<v Speaker 1>and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, unbelievable scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>His lawyer, Bert hilton Wood told the court his client

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<v Speaker 1>had simply lost track of his location and hadn't realized

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<v Speaker 1>he was in Victoria until he got pulled over.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what where am I am? I Victoria? Wh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>oh boy, I should turn around and go back home.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, officer, this car is not mine? How very

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<v Speaker 3>dare you?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>The thing as well is I've only had to test

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<v Speaker 2>driven a car maybe once or twice, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>when I was much younger.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I did it, someone from the dealership came

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<v Speaker 2>with me, of course, And I always thought, is that

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<v Speaker 2>a normal thing? To just go here? We trust you?

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<v Speaker 2>Off you go, see you soon?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I say?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a friend who had her car put into

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<v Speaker 1>a dealership to be repaired, and you know how they

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<v Speaker 1>give you a loan car. On this occasion, they gave

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<v Speaker 1>her a beautiful loan car, like it was so nice,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was so nice. She had a trip to

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne penciled in.

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<v Speaker 3>So She's like, as we'll take the loan car.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not because I'm sure they didn't give her a

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<v Speaker 2>kilometer limit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you don't. I just go for its sister, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>she oh she did.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>She can get pulled over by the cops.

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<v Speaker 2>Day no thurday twenty four ten. When have you stolen

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<v Speaker 2>a car from a dealership?

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<v Speaker 1>We first met her over thirty years ago. On the

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<v Speaker 1>big screen, is Ronda in Muriel's Weddings?

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<v Speaker 5>To keep drink up your ass, teeny, I would rather swallow.

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<v Speaker 3>Raise a lady.

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<v Speaker 1>She's starting huge TV shows like six Feet.

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<v Speaker 3>Under and Brothers and Sisters.

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<v Speaker 7>You dragged me to the middle of nowhere to tell

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<v Speaker 7>me that you met out with my sister.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's not an after director the movie about JOCKI

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle Payne right like a girl.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to write grip ones, I want to be

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<v Speaker 6>the beat and.

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<v Speaker 1>Now starring in the sexy drama dy Madam tonight at

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<v Speaker 1>nine on nine and nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Now there's nothing she can't do.

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<v Speaker 1>Please welcome superstar Rachel Griffiths.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Hazy, the woman needs no introduction. Rachel Griffiths, Welcome

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<v Speaker 3>to Jodi and Hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been waiting your whole life, darl haven't you.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh? Well, you know I love Adelaids. You know why

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<v Speaker 7>you know that? I love Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we have an inkling.

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<v Speaker 7>I haven't Adelaide so much. I called my daughter Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean that is true love, right, and it wasn't

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<v Speaker 7>even a trendy name much, Sidney, it wasn't even trendy.

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<v Speaker 3>Was your child inceived in Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 7>It's actually a funny story, and it's a bit off topic,

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<v Speaker 7>but it is really really funny. So I met a

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<v Speaker 7>makeup artist for an extremely famous singer and she had

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<v Speaker 7>a baby called Adelaide. She's American, and I'd never heard

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<v Speaker 7>the name before. And this little thing, this little Adelaide,

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<v Speaker 7>was so cute. And I said, why did you call

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<v Speaker 7>her Adelaide? And she said, well, I had a one

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<v Speaker 7>night stand with this guy called trend who has hung

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<v Speaker 7>like a donkey in Adelaide. Of course I've changed the name.

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<v Speaker 7>She gets unexpectedly pregnant, she said, the hottest root of

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<v Speaker 7>her life, and so she got ado heard out of it,

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<v Speaker 7>that story, that story Aside. I just thought, God, that

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<v Speaker 7>is a beautiful name. And so my Adelaid's Adelaide rose

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<v Speaker 7>because I do love the roses of Adelaide, and my

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<v Speaker 7>brother lives in Adelaide. So big shout out to Ben

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<v Speaker 7>and Joe in Paris.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there you go. But also, I mean, Rachel, let

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<v Speaker 2>that bloke, that random bloke, Let that be the sole

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<v Speaker 2>representative from Adelaide because.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's talk about the new show matters.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, let's talk all things madam. Madam.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't obviously seen it, but I've seen the shorts

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, whoa, that is something I want

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<v Speaker 1>to watch.

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<v Speaker 7>It looks really it is not a drama. It is

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<v Speaker 7>not a serious drama about the sex industry. Can I

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<v Speaker 7>just say I want the New Zealand drama? No, it's

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<v Speaker 7>a Kiwi comedy. It was the number one show in

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<v Speaker 7>New Zealand last year. Kiwis are the funniest people in

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<v Speaker 7>the world. Can we all agree? Like, does anyone disagree

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<v Speaker 7>with that? I think they're so funny and the humans

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<v Speaker 7>a bit man, it's a bit mental, but it's kind

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<v Speaker 7>of warm, like it's not a punchdown kind of humor.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the Kiwis are what we think we are,

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<v Speaker 2>like Hewe's are the fun and we think we're that,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're not we mean bacause I have some of.

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<v Speaker 7>The conclusion that the trains aren't really mean bass. It's

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<v Speaker 7>very like Kiwi showrunners and there's a lot of consulting

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<v Speaker 7>with people who work in the second industry, and I

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<v Speaker 7>think it's just such a fresh view of it, because

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<v Speaker 7>I think when women sit around talking about six we

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<v Speaker 7>are laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you think, Rachel that do you like Rachel? Rachel?

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<v Speaker 1>Just for the record, because it was on radio, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a question too.

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<v Speaker 7>But if I was like on your show, like, would

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<v Speaker 7>I be Rache, would I be Griff? You Am I

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<v Speaker 7>going to stub out when you're on the Yeah you can.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll come on your week in one of your week's lasts, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yes, the boss is already called. They're gonna switch

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<v Speaker 2>it up. It's actually gonna be Grif and Hazy. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you just been the group roture?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So Chris it is from now on in.

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<v Speaker 1>I think men, and I say this to Hazy all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. I think men would be shocked at what

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<v Speaker 1>us women talk about when it comes to sex and

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<v Speaker 1>all things related to that.

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<v Speaker 7>True that you don't think if men watch this show

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<v Speaker 7>with their girlfriends, they're going to be like, you actually

0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:22.200
<v Speaker 7>talk about sex like that. We'd be like, no, this

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<v Speaker 7>might be a key, we think.

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<v Speaker 2>I just like the idea, Rachel of sorry Griffea, of

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<v Speaker 2>catching their husband at a brothel and then instantly sensing

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<v Speaker 2>a business opportunity, well, you know.

0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:45.959
<v Speaker 7>Coffee lives and everything. Like women are around Australia, there's you know,

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<v Speaker 7>women are always thinking the side hustle and they're like,

0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 7>how can I make mine? How can I make money

0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 7>when I'm asleep? That's actually something I'm hearing a lot

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:58.720
<v Speaker 7>with my They're like, yeah, oh god, I'm so hard,

0:32:59.160 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 7>how can I make mine? You one on a sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>As to your point about working mothers and sex, I

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<v Speaker 1>reckon half the time we are having sex with our partners,

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<v Speaker 1>we are half asleep, if not fully asleep.

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<v Speaker 7>Sometimes I'm not gonna I'm not gonna wait in that,

0:33:10.440 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 7>but I think my husband is laughing. No, I would

0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 7>always be fully engaged.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I'm so turned up. I'm so turned on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm half asleep, but I don't know. Well, Griff, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much for joining us this morning. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>an absolute pleasure. I look forward to the week where

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<v Speaker 1>you fill in on our show. It's going to be

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 1>an absolute pleasure. But congratulations on the new show, madam.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks absolutely outstanding. Can't wait to watch it.

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<v Speaker 7>It's gonna love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you, Rachel. Appreciate it. This is awesome.