Speaker 1: Get every day Dear Diary.
Speaker 2: A good friend of the show, Enrique Iglesia, summed up
Speaker 2: Jodie in Hazy this week with his absolute gong show
Speaker 2: of a live performance. And just when I thought things
Speaker 2: couldn't get any vocally worse, Hazy had a crack at
Speaker 2: Take Me Home, Country Road SA, And just when I
Speaker 2: felt sorry for his erratic, high low vocals, I'm reminded
Speaker 2: that it's not the only thing he's failed at.
Speaker 3: I'm so sad all the time failing I feel free anyway.
Speaker 2: It's so sad, Andrew, don't worry. Apps will make you
Speaker 2: feel better?
Speaker 4: Is that what happened to you?
Speaker 2: You got shelved.
Speaker 3: What I got.
Speaker 2: We all tread carefully around here about that, and they
Speaker 2: taken a spot on the shelf. I mean, I feel
Speaker 2: sorry for the guy with his high low vocals, failed
Speaker 2: football career and a fragile ego and low confidence. When
Speaker 2: it comes to songs, A.
Speaker 3: Song song song we found lovely.
Speaker 2: And speaking of comebacks, ain't no such thing. When it
Speaker 2: comes to saggy but jungers, what about this? Two Australian
Speaker 2: sisters have been revealed as the women who flashed their
Speaker 2: boobies at Robbie Williams during a recent gig, and well,
Speaker 2: it's fair to say that Robbie didn't hate it.
Speaker 3: Bro's going to be here this weekend. Yeah, we'll take
Speaker 3: that personally. That's a bit of a challenge for me.
Speaker 3: Let's see how many women week I'm just kidding. I'm
Speaker 3: just joking.
Speaker 2: Well, you've had you've had four kids, that's clear. At
Speaker 2: this point, I'm turning around looking for a friend.
Speaker 4: Abby from the newsroom.
Speaker 2: Hexts Dick sucks by the way they do, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: they do. What about when I think back in my
Speaker 2: day and as finish on my hoge, when you started
Speaker 2: earning twenty third.
Speaker 3: Free right, I'm just joke. I'm just having Thursday. You know,
Speaker 3: Abby likes it.
Speaker 5: That was in the seventies, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: My god? So what do you got? You got.
Speaker 4: So abs?
Speaker 2: You took me side, that's fine, but it might pay
Speaker 2: you to remember who writes the diary, sweetie.
Speaker 6: Anything that would push Taylor away.
Speaker 2: Seaford, I'll have a I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 5: I've got audio coming from places that wouldn't be Sorry, guys,
Speaker 5: let's start.
Speaker 2: Again, and maybe you should stop hooking up with the
Speaker 2: security peacock from the Saga Day have a latte and
Speaker 2: stay for an a cafe. You absolute dirty bird. And
Speaker 2: he's got it in the back of his brain because
Speaker 2: I had a chat with him before you opened up
Speaker 2: this wanting that this might be the weekend that Heim
Speaker 2: and newsreader Abby finally hook up.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that general, Yeah, he says he's happy
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's already happened. Let's start again, okay, Abs t
Speaker 2: t y L talk to you later if in fact
Speaker 2: that's what it means. What does the acronym t t
Speaker 2: y L stand for?
Speaker 1: T t y L?
Speaker 3: Is it like when you go into a cafe, like
Speaker 3: just have a late stay for a cafe and you go,
Speaker 3: oh tough times, yo, lat.
Speaker 2: So the hazes, angelic vocals.
Speaker 7: You Enrique, and the dead air that comes with insulting
Speaker 7: my age.
Speaker 2: Go off this weekend, Kings and Queens. Let's start again,
Speaker 2: ah my love, Jody. What if you can book your
Speaker 2: hotel now and choose to pay when you get there.
Speaker 3: With thousands of flexible booking options in select days, you're
Speaker 3: only what if away from your next holiday?
Speaker 1: Look on the what if it's Ozzie for travel, Hey,
Speaker 1: is Taylor swerved over nine one nice text for taite.
Speaker 3: Just sit there. You your best friend, maybe it's your mum,
Speaker 3: maybe it's your dad, maybe your little brother. You get
Speaker 3: the drill of what I'm trying to say. Heading over
Speaker 3: to Melbourne Flights commindation. We will cover all of it
Speaker 3: and you just sit back and watch Taylor Swift perform
Speaker 3: one of the best gifts that you've ever seen in
Speaker 3: your life as part of the Errors Tour.
Speaker 2: I reckon it would be the weekend of your life.
Speaker 2: Don't you think you understand?
Speaker 3: Like you can almost lock that in right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't worry about the birth of kids, getting married,
Speaker 2: all those milestones, nay.
Speaker 3: After thoughts, yeah, genuine the thoughts.
Speaker 2: You need to go see Taylors with her sold out ariostour.
Speaker 3: All right, So each and every morning texts for TATO.
Speaker 3: This is what we do. We release a code word
Speaker 3: and you text it through and know for double O
Speaker 3: N nine no on nine to get yourself on the
Speaker 3: stand by listen to do all of those things. Joe's
Speaker 3: what's COVID? Will we got?
Speaker 2: Today's code word is shake?
Speaker 3: Makes sense? Doesn't it doesn't it?
Speaker 4: Here's what you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 3: News, Breaking News, what's the news today?
Speaker 4: Snooze News.
Speaker 2: This is where we break down the top stories that
Speaker 2: you're waking up to this morning. Abbey in the newsroom,
Speaker 2: You've got a very serious one for us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we like to have fun on this show, but
Speaker 5: I do feel just we're also passionate about this. There's
Speaker 5: a cause for a Royal commission into domestic violence in
Speaker 5: South Australia. We've had four women allegedly murdered by the
Speaker 5: hands of their partner this week and it's been a
Speaker 5: really tough week for everyone, not just the families involved,
Speaker 5: but for everyone across South Australia.
Speaker 2: We had Police.
Speaker 5: Commissioner Son's death Charlie Stevens as well, so it's just
Speaker 5: been a really heavy news week. But there's going to
Speaker 5: be advocates holding a rally on the steps of Parliament
Speaker 5: House at nine am today. They're basically wanting to put
Speaker 5: pressure on the government to hold a royal commission into
Speaker 5: these deaths. There's going to be also another walk tomorrow
Speaker 5: which I'm actually going to attend with Steph from the
Speaker 5: Village co and it's from Victoria Square up King William
Speaker 5: and it's basically once again calling on more to be
Speaker 5: done in the domestic violent space.
Speaker 2: It's been a really really terrible week.
Speaker 5: We've had over sixty women in Australia murdered this year,
Speaker 5: and you just get to the point where, you know,
Speaker 5: we call for more to be done, and we ask
Speaker 5: for more to be done and it's not happening. So yeah,
Speaker 5: we'll be taking part in those If you want to
Speaker 5: come along, more than welcome to It all kicks off
Speaker 5: tomorrow at nine thirty. They'll be on the steps of
Speaker 5: Parliament House today at nine. So yeah, it's something that
Speaker 5: we all need to get behind and we all need
Speaker 5: to be the solution for I.
Speaker 2: Think more needs to be done, There's no question about that.
Speaker 2: And this week has been unbelievable and with each new
Speaker 2: the news of each passing, everyone's looking at each other
Speaker 2: going what is going on? Like this is an absolute
Speaker 2: crisis at the moment. And one of the women had
Speaker 2: five children. Yeah that's you know, these people don't have
Speaker 2: mothers anymore, as lives are shuddered. Yeah, absolutely so, Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you want to join us tomorrow, that would be
Speaker 2: really really great. Yeah, would love to see everyone there. Yep.
Speaker 2: More news Valo five hundred. Good news for you, Andrew,
Speaker 2: because the advertiser on the hunt for the twenty twenty
Speaker 2: three supermullet track side, So I don't want to work
Speaker 2: on it over the next twenty four hours and then
Speaker 2: hit the track. There's a four day pass on the line.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, So what a genuine would say, mullet supermarlet? Yeah, beautifully?
Speaker 3: Would nice be healthy?
Speaker 8: Fat mustache?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah. So a lot of rain yesterday pretty much
Speaker 2: rained all day more rain today didn't stop people from
Speaker 2: going to the track. All the school kids went yesterday
Speaker 2: as well. It was school's day, so they were around
Speaker 2: one hundred and forty schools who sent along their kids,
Speaker 2: which is pretty cool and a real focus to which
Speaker 2: I thought was interesting on young girls track side and
Speaker 2: getting them interested in stem subjects, engineering that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: So it's a bit of a day out for the
Speaker 2: girls as well. So yeah, if you are heading to
Speaker 2: the velo over the weekend, wet weather. However Sunday it's
Speaker 2: supposed to clear up for the final day race.
Speaker 3: You know mine because everywhere the Robby Williams goes sunshine.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what it is. That is, so the sun
Speaker 2: will come out for Robbie as the key message here.
Speaker 3: It always does. They're intertwined, Susy bording news coming out
Speaker 3: of the Strikers. What about Rashid Khan, who I mean
Speaker 3: I was about to say, is one of the best.
Speaker 3: He is ranked the best T twenty bowler on the planets.
Speaker 3: He's not going to be in the BBL this year. No,
Speaker 3: I know, minor backsurter, which is going to completely rule
Speaker 3: him out, which means he, amongst another couple of players,
Speaker 3: won't be there tonight. The two won't be there this season,
Speaker 3: the two genuine marquee players. It's people and I might
Speaker 3: be one of them. A lot of people that genuinely
Speaker 3: would travel around them world to go to crickey games
Speaker 3: around the world just to watch this bloke pop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, found favorite. Isn't he freak Devil's advocate? Though he
Speaker 2: wasn't going to play finals anyway?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we never does the last or a few seasons,
Speaker 3: So do you know what it's like? He leaves this
Speaker 3: sort of hanging at the altar anyway, because you say
Speaker 3: you're asking him to marry him. He says yes, and
Speaker 3: the right the last second, just before you're about to
Speaker 3: kiss him on the mouth, and that is the bb
Speaker 3: OR finals.
Speaker 5: Yes, he flees, So what you're saying is he's not
Speaker 5: a good finisher.
Speaker 3: What's actually special to particularly in the power play. But
Speaker 3: then he comes in the last word of three or
Speaker 3: four overs and it really drives it on.
Speaker 5: Can't you just push back surgery back? I'll just do
Speaker 5: it later back surgery.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not getting his wisdom teeth out there.
Speaker 2: Still walking around, isn't He'll be right right? Have he
Speaker 2: just just wait for your back.
Speaker 3: Surgery respectfully, stay in your lane. We'll miss him though,
Speaker 3: but still ghost trackers. That'll be very very good.
Speaker 8: USI the six fifteen machine.
Speaker 2: Quiz sixteen bog is later you're signing something on a napkin.
Speaker 3: Let's sign a bloody peak up to work security at
Speaker 3: the cafit you.
Speaker 2: Know what he did, Tobagos, He plucked out one of
Speaker 2: his feathers and did it into me.
Speaker 3: I was so impressed with that. It's so unbelievable. And
Speaker 3: then he went over with the news.
Speaker 2: Ready Gray, All right, let's go to Chris from Green
Speaker 2: with good morning, Cris. There you go, We're so great.
Speaker 2: The six fifteen vending machine. This is how it works.
Speaker 2: Three questions before you get the third one right, and
Speaker 2: you get a crack at a prize? Good good, all right, Chris.
Speaker 2: What object is said to be bad luck if it's broken?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sorry, halfway there? Yeah, way there?
Speaker 2: Amy from Blair, good morning, good morning, good morning. What
Speaker 2: object is said to be bad like? If broken? A mirror?
Speaker 3: Well done, broken? Many mirrors in your time?
Speaker 9: Amy, No, I haven't, thank goodness okay.
Speaker 2: Question number two. What Ossie TV personality was known as
Speaker 2: the crocodile Hunter?
Speaker 3: Oh, dundee is the same.
Speaker 2: Genuinely thought Amy was going to drop an f from them.
Speaker 3: I thought I was going to say crocodile dundee. That's
Speaker 3: the space was going down.
Speaker 2: Jared from Andrew's Farm, Good morning, Good morning girls. How's
Speaker 2: it go great? Thank you? What Ossie TV personality was
Speaker 2: known as the crocodile Hunter? It was, okay, get this
Speaker 2: one right and you get to go up the vending machine.
Speaker 2: Which movie is this a famous line from that is
Speaker 2: so fat?
Speaker 10: Great?
Speaker 6: Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.
Speaker 2: What's that from? Jared?
Speaker 4: I've got no idea o'.
Speaker 2: Iconic movie that one.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's go to Matt and Craig More. Matt's this
Speaker 3: little snippet that is.
Speaker 6: So fatch, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's
Speaker 6: not going to happen.
Speaker 3: Wait, I reckon Matt.
Speaker 10: H Oh.
Speaker 3: Do you love where Matt's heads at?
Speaker 2: Should we give a clue?
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, can you give your because I
Speaker 3: have no idea how to even give a clue for this.
Speaker 2: Okay, it stars Lindsay Lohan. Oh okay, all right, that
Speaker 2: can I help people?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I suppose thirteen twenty four to ten. Let's give
Speaker 3: someone a crack at the six fifteen vending machine because
Speaker 3: inside just some epic prizes. But we've just got to
Speaker 3: get through this last little kicker. Yeah, this is question three.
Speaker 3: I'm going to play this snipet again because it'll probably
Speaker 3: start me a little bit. Seen this, but I remember
Speaker 3: there's another killer. It's pretty old. Yeah, it's Lindsay Lohan
Speaker 3: movie as well. Yeah, she's not doing anything new stuff.
Speaker 6: That is so fetch, Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen.
Speaker 4: It's not going to happen.
Speaker 2: Tea from Burton. What iconic movie is that?
Speaker 3: From good Stuff?
Speaker 11: There?
Speaker 3: What a journey?
Speaker 2: My other favorite bit of that movie is she when
Speaker 2: she measures the weather with her boots that.
Speaker 4: I need a.
Speaker 2: Letter between A and C please please be and a
Speaker 2: number between two and six A three B three.
Speaker 3: Okay, dog's on this morning. Yeah, here we go, Here
Speaker 3: we go, here we go, please.
Speaker 4: Right right?
Speaker 2: Oh to you you want a family past to the
Speaker 2: Adelade thirty sixers.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Do not miss the new look thirty six is on Saturday,
Speaker 2: December night as they take on Can's Taipe Hands at
Speaker 2: the Entertainment Center. Hottest ticket in town. Tickets from ticket Tech.
Speaker 3: It's bred up some snakes there. Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: He has no idea what you just said. All right,
Speaker 2: well we got there eventually.
Speaker 3: We did get there. And who would have thought that
Speaker 3: had been quicker? The tough question would be me and
Speaker 3: girls who would have thunk it would indeed? Yes, This
Speaker 3: fiercely hotly contested little topic we like to do called
Speaker 3: Battle of the Bangus, where you know, we put forward
Speaker 3: a song each and then Friday eight o'clock the winning
Speaker 3: song will be revealed after a vote on Instagram by
Speaker 3: Jodie and Hayesy.
Speaker 2: Very very tight proceedings are this week. Okay, if you
Speaker 2: missed it your today. This is my song from the
Speaker 2: amazing band that was ice House will still his ice
Speaker 2: House there they are playing at VAILO five hundred tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: That's themed. Yeah, that trick blue pretty good churns, pretty
Speaker 3: good churns. Yeah, it's good. But is it great? It
Speaker 3: is great? This is great?
Speaker 2: Either Davis adorned my wall there certain Gurban Avenue, England,
Speaker 2: Orkie that Tasmonia.
Speaker 4: Good on you either the big flowing mullets that was.
Speaker 3: Yes, probably not hanging out in so many walls these
Speaker 3: days as are. It's okay, that's all right, reckon Dave
Speaker 3: role is that?
Speaker 4: See here's recks a little bit tricky.
Speaker 3: I think deep down you want my song to win. Yes,
Speaker 3: she did, Yeah she did. It's happened twice now this
Speaker 3: year where I've I've selected a song and you got like,
Speaker 3: oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: That's actually better than my I didn't say that you
Speaker 2: thought it that put words into my mouth. Oh I'm
Speaker 2: not I can do you love my song? I love
Speaker 2: over Davies, I love ice House. Please cast your vote
Speaker 2: on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page because I think
Speaker 2: as it stands, it's fifty eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very very tight.
Speaker 8: Love that.
Speaker 2: And it's thirteen all and this is the pen ultimate round.
Speaker 3: Yes, right, so we've got two more weeks ago and
Speaker 3: then next week. No matter what happens today, the winner
Speaker 3: gets two points, so a winner will be crowned. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Battle of the Banger's Champ.
Speaker 2: Thanks for man's blaming penultimate for everybody.
Speaker 3: Herd problems at all. I was actually explained to myself
Speaker 3: more than anyone.
Speaker 2: I didn't see your eyes glaze over when I used
Speaker 2: a big word more than two syllable curlassic.
Speaker 3: My eyes do a lot of glazing, all right. It's
Speaker 3: Electric Blue by ice House or Learn to Fly by
Speaker 3: the Fouies. Jump on at Jody and Hazy on Instagram
Speaker 3: cast you vot, let's announce a winner at eighty a clock.
Speaker 3: You know I love a good Scottis story, don't you.
Speaker 3: She is such a connection piece Scotland because you know,
Speaker 3: I'm actually a distant relative of William Wallace. Are you
Speaker 3: no good movie though, braveheart? My wife's Scottish, So every
Speaker 3: time a Scottish story pops up, by just going ah.
Speaker 2: That just feels right and just super bold move of
Speaker 2: you to come in with your face painted in bloom
Speaker 2: once this morning to yeah.
Speaker 3: Real brave heart things. Yeah, really took a turn for
Speaker 3: the worst, and Emil Gibson post a brave heart, didn't he?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think that was the peak.
Speaker 3: Different story. A Scottish Ultra Marathon runner by the name
Speaker 3: of jos Zakruski has been disqualified from the Great Britain
Speaker 3: Ultra's Manchester That's a Big Old Marathon Liverpool Rose for
Speaker 3: using a car during the event. What normally I'd frowned
Speaker 3: upon this, but I'd sell you what. The Scottish girls
Speaker 3: can get away with anything. So initially she plays third.
Speaker 3: Mapping data revealed an implausible mile completion time, and investigation
Speaker 3: confirmed Zakruski's two point five mile car ride. Yes, now
Speaker 3: the girl came third. Her name is mel Sykes. She
Speaker 3: criticized the impact on sportsmanship, questioning how some unknowingly cheating
Speaker 3: could cross the finish line, collect metals and then take
Speaker 3: the photos that a big kicker, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: So when you're at the end and you've got your
Speaker 3: bronze medal and you're kissing babies and waving to the
Speaker 3: crowd and just soaking it all up. Yeah, knowing that
Speaker 3: she spent two and a half miles just relaxing in
Speaker 3: a car, probably waving at the other competitors as well.
Speaker 2: What they should have done is got the car on
Speaker 2: the podium, so you have first second and then Innis
Speaker 2: and Skyline in third with the dirty, big old medal
Speaker 2: around the windscreen.
Speaker 3: Wifers and there she is, beautiful Scottish lady waving to
Speaker 3: the crowd. Only in Scotland. I'll tell you what. Any
Speaker 3: other any other country that I'll tell you some of
Speaker 3: the states of that we'd come down hard on them,
Speaker 3: yes we would. But Scotland just hits a little bit different.
Speaker 2: I think you're just a little bit too forgiving of
Speaker 2: this Scottish marathon runner, only because you're clouded by your
Speaker 2: historical roots in this situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah're all's forgiven. My Scottish wife, embezzlement, fraud, draining the casino,
Speaker 3: She's wanted in seven different countries, and I'm like, beautiful.
Speaker 4: Well done, Jarla.
Speaker 3: Watts. What are they even contest thirteen a piece the
Speaker 3: Battle of the Bangers. As we head into the grand
Speaker 3: finale next week, so what's going to happen is there
Speaker 3: will be a trophy. I think there will be a
Speaker 3: champion the Battle of the Bangers really like a trophy
Speaker 3: as big as your head.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable stuff, saying I've got abnormally large.
Speaker 3: Head, which genuinely can't believe how closes is.
Speaker 2: I know it's unbelievable. And today it's been tense and
Speaker 2: close all morning. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Two songs, songs, two beautiful songs. Let's just wreak up.
Speaker 3: You've got a bit of ice House, which is on
Speaker 3: theme of course, because ice House performing this weekend. Electric
Speaker 3: Glue versus the food Fighters learned to Fly. Just gonna
Speaker 3: say they're both good songs. They're both good songs, and
Speaker 3: I for one, because I'm a very honest operator, above
Speaker 3: board and seriously humbling all these sorts of spaces.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: God, I want to beat your bags.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, take a really personal Well, No, this one
Speaker 2: has a real emotional connection for me because this is
Speaker 2: like songs.
Speaker 3: Shut up, it's too like you going to the mainland
Speaker 3: anyway you're saying.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything. Let's get the results. There wasn't
Speaker 2: an easy way to get to the main line. Whendy
Speaker 2: was growing.
Speaker 3: He goes bang.
Speaker 2: Do not learn anything from the diary where you absolutely
Speaker 2: get demolished.
Speaker 3: Now long did it take you to canoe over to?
Speaker 2: It wasn't a canoe, I was a viking.
Speaker 3: Now you're pulling it on yourself. How is that? It's
Speaker 3: a bit of fun?
Speaker 2: All right, anyway we digress, have me.
Speaker 3: Guy, Joshware you go, man, I'm good. It was an
Speaker 3: early drum roll. All right, here we go. You're winner
Speaker 3: from the eighteen hundreds. It's Jody. Good for you, Good
Speaker 3: on me for being old ice House Electric Blue.
Speaker 11: You winner a battle of the bank.
Speaker 3: I ic House Electric Blue. The winner of this week's
Speaker 3: Battle of the Bay is Joey Gotti.
Speaker 2: Means you need a victory next week.
Speaker 3: It now leads fourteen thirteen.
Speaker 2: I was just flooded with emotion then, just a little
Speaker 2: fourteen year old blonde Jody in her bedroom, burn and
Speaker 2: given avenue. Orky hop about TASMANI you're dreaming, dreaming, created
Speaker 2: around the fire, dreaming of marrying Eye for Davies when I.
Speaker 3: Grew up back in the day, like way back in
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 2: Yes, I start, we get it, We get it good one.
Speaker 3: You're taking a little lead there. Fourteenth thirday were a
Speaker 3: little you tell me you built a.
Speaker 6: Time machine on this daisy getting towards the end of
Speaker 6: the week.
Speaker 3: I suppose we'll get there eventually. I can't wait till
Speaker 3: it's Friday. Wait, hang on, what's today?
Speaker 2: I think I think it's Friday.
Speaker 3: Friday?
Speaker 4: O god, yeah, you bunch.
Speaker 3: Of it's yeah. Oh that's a say therapeutic. But welcome
Speaker 3: to on this days here the Friday version twenty fourth
Speaker 3: of November nineteen ninety three, Missus Doubtfire, starring the late
Speaker 3: great Robin Williams open in US cinemas. Unbelievable. Hello, and
Speaker 3: there's talk.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 3: I've seen some of these clips of apparently when you
Speaker 3: do commercials or some other little spots where he was one,
Speaker 3: for ae example, they had to work out when he
Speaker 3: was swearing in different languages, oh right, and cut it
Speaker 3: all out. And I was like, oh, so unbelievably brilliant.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you it wasn't impressed that day, the directors
Speaker 3: and the producers. No, I know when it went for
Speaker 3: an extra three or four hours because Robin had too
Speaker 3: much of a creative license, I.
Speaker 2: Know, and then like madly calling translators.
Speaker 4: Going what he said Robin said?
Speaker 3: Now two thousand and three guys. S tob Ashton, Straight
Speaker 3: and I to Winner released his debut single Angels Brought
Speaker 3: Me Here and we're like, oh my gosh, what where
Speaker 3: he's an angel? It was a beautiful song.
Speaker 2: By the way, voice from Heaven.
Speaker 3: Our guy went in a better direction in terms of
Speaker 3: the hair and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: Really and fashion.
Speaker 3: No, I love what guy Simashton wins you a good
Speaker 3: excuse me? Yeah, I love it. He's unique, he does
Speaker 3: what he wants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you can be unique but also a little
Speaker 2: bit classy.
Speaker 3: What do you mean.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't like his dress.
Speaker 3: Sense you don't have to, but actually.
Speaker 4: No, you do, No I have to, No, I don't.
Speaker 4: There are no laws, Sebastian. I can't like.
Speaker 2: I love him, I just don't like what he wears.
Speaker 4: Okay said you're there. I said it.
Speaker 3: Twenty two British born Flossy, who was a cat aged
Speaker 3: almost twenty seven, was crowded the world's oldest by the
Speaker 3: Guinness Book of Records. Man Flossy would have been useless. Boy,
Speaker 3: We've all had it. I've got a dog right now.
Speaker 3: It's fifteen and oh my gosh, bless her.
Speaker 2: But wow, poor Indy indies, costure of fortune she has.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's probably gonna cost us fortunes in this particular,
Speaker 3: floorboards in around the exits of the house which are
Speaker 3: going to need to replace because she's weed on them
Speaker 3: that much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a little bit incontinent. That's okay. It happens
Speaker 2: to the best of us when we get old.
Speaker 3: But Flossy, Wow, twenty seven year old cat. Almost you
Speaker 3: got to inject the water into a fire mouth because
Speaker 3: you can't even lap water anymore.
Speaker 2: Wow, leave Flossy alone. You leave Flossy alone. I'll leave
Speaker 2: guys Bashi alone, all right, deal, deal, that's where we work.
Speaker 3: None one s wrong. November twenty four, twenty eighteen, High
Speaker 3: Hopes by Panic at the Disco. Good Fridays.
Speaker 2: Oh, we say a very good morning to the beautiful
Speaker 2: man that is Ryan Fitzgerald. If I'm a little bit distracted, fits,
Speaker 2: it's because I'm shopping for an air fryer.
Speaker 8: I've already bought two robot vacuums this morning.
Speaker 2: I was tossing up on the roboback as well.
Speaker 8: Do you need it? Do you actually need a robot vacuum?
Speaker 10: I feel like with Ai coming in that these vacuums
Speaker 10: will take over the world at some stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, possibly, But I've also got a little toy kavoodle
Speaker 2: dog that I'm worried will be terrified of the.
Speaker 10: Robofac Yes, yes, that's another thing. And fuel dog does
Speaker 10: leave a little gift on your concrete floor. How's a
Speaker 10: robot vacuum going to clean that up? That would be
Speaker 10: a mess, wouldn't it if if something like that, a
Speaker 10: matter like that got into the robot vacuum, Yes, would
Speaker 10: be a horrible mess.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it just smear it all over the house.
Speaker 3: No one wants to deal with that.
Speaker 8: It is good.
Speaker 10: We actually we've got a coffee coffee machines out there
Speaker 10: as well. There's everything, you know, the worst thing, black friller,
Speaker 10: you don't need You don't need these things.
Speaker 8: No, you don't need them.
Speaker 10: No, you've already got You've got when you when you
Speaker 10: need something like a kettle or a toaster in your ass, you.
Speaker 3: Go and buy it, don't you.
Speaker 8: I don't need it, don't need another one, just cheaper.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just rang my husband and said, do we need
Speaker 2: an air fright and or a robot back? He's like,
Speaker 2: can you just settle the hell down?
Speaker 3: He's like, what because the first two what do they
Speaker 3: need a brother or sister? Going on, Fitzy. This morning,
Speaker 3: we spoke about a Scottish marathon runner who cheated halfway
Speaker 3: through the race, and I just want to ask you
Speaker 3: if you can recap it. Do I recall story of
Speaker 3: you talking about a particular time trial when you were
Speaker 3: playing for the Crows as.
Speaker 10: A right, No, dan't bring this up because marathons can
Speaker 10: be brutal. It's not just cheating, but they also do
Speaker 10: you know that there's a lot of I didn't know this,
Speaker 10: but a lot of nipple because they run so much
Speaker 10: people's people's nipples bleed. Have you heard about that's absolutely
Speaker 10: crazy painful?
Speaker 8: That would be so okay.
Speaker 10: So this was the two thousand and two we went,
Speaker 10: we broke up for Christmas and Hazy, you know, you
Speaker 10: get to you two three weeks over Christmas and with
Speaker 10: what they did sucked us in. They said you're going
Speaker 10: to be back. I think it was on the fifth
Speaker 10: of jan They called a surprise training session on the
Speaker 10: second of January. Jody so FITZI may have had a
Speaker 10: big New Year's Eve down at the Crown at Victor
Speaker 10: Harbor with last friends. So then we get a surprise
Speaker 10: training session. We rock up going Hopefully it'll just be
Speaker 10: a bit of bullwork, competitive work or whatever. Know, it's
Speaker 10: the five kilometer time trial, and you have to get
Speaker 10: your personal best. If you don't, you come back next
Speaker 10: week and do it again. So I take off from
Speaker 10: West Lakes and I'm feeling all right, and then I
Speaker 10: hit Military Road there at West Lakes and bang, I'm gone,
Speaker 10: and I'm grumbling more than Alan Border is Captain grumpy
Speaker 10: and my guts is gone.
Speaker 8: And I thought, what do I do here?
Speaker 10: And it got to a point where I had to
Speaker 10: I was halfway through and it was everywhere, and then
Speaker 10: I had to drop my strides and I had to
Speaker 10: pull over on the side of the road, and I
Speaker 10: remember Nigel Smart was laughing his head off as he's
Speaker 10: running past me. Pulled, pulled my strides back up, kept running,
Speaker 10: got my peb by threat.
Speaker 3: That's what it's all about.
Speaker 8: Fortually was tagged with the nickname Shitzi for the.
Speaker 3: Thank you to Red Pigland's but.
Speaker 10: I did get Ret Biglin's back because Gary is the
Speaker 10: After the time trial, said right, who's up for a
Speaker 10: bit of tackling practice and I picked Ret Bigglin's and
Speaker 10: I said, Biggles, you're coming with me. So we just
Speaker 10: wrestled with each other as I was covered in the stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and then what promptly delisted about eight
Speaker 3: months later.
Speaker 8: That's the worst.
Speaker 10: But you know what, hazy, if you get one year
Speaker 10: at a club and you're remembered for something like that,
Speaker 10: I'm happy, you know what I mean. I would have
Speaker 10: rather have been remembered for what I did on the field,
Speaker 10: but unfortunately I was off the field.
Speaker 3: I wish, I wish I myself at the swam.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 9: I tell you I've spoken to a few soul I.
Speaker 2: Love that conversation where they delist your fits in. You're like,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? Your delisting me? I put
Speaker 2: my bands and still run a peb.
Speaker 10: You know what the conversation was. It was Gary Is
Speaker 10: and John Reid and John Ready Ready goes f you
Speaker 10: come to the caub, you have a bloody ten to
Speaker 10: want to make it.
Speaker 8: With your injuries. And then when you did your knee again, mate,
Speaker 8: you're one hundred and fifty to one. We can't take
Speaker 8: that risk. And I actually.
Speaker 10: Pulled my wallet out of my jeans and I said
Speaker 10: oh really, I'll put ten dollars on myself and fifty
Speaker 10: to one give me another chance. There was a pause
Speaker 10: and he went, nut you going you do this?
Speaker 8: And then that was it. I was back pouring beers
Speaker 8: down at the South I laid foota club.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a sad it's.
Speaker 8: A really sad story for your Friday.
Speaker 3: It's John Long this to me and I cried. I cried.
Speaker 8: Did you you ever cry? Hazy?
Speaker 3: I got a massive cry and I was genuine, uncontrolled
Speaker 3: and proper tantrum on the ground, yeah, kicking things like
Speaker 3: yeah it is.
Speaker 8: It's your career over, it really is. But back to
Speaker 8: the black Friday.
Speaker 3: Pretty good.
Speaker 10: I've got some cheap footballer's going out.
Speaker 2: Oh dear well, Hazy already said this morning. I'm so
Speaker 2: sad all the time because of my failed AFL career.
Speaker 2: Quite frankly, you too. I'm sick of hearing about it.
Speaker 2: You know what, it didn't work out the.
Speaker 10: Way that we look at it now, though there's a
Speaker 10: lot of footballers that well, there's a lot of well,
Speaker 10: there's a lot of actually footballers that did really well
Speaker 10: in their careers.
Speaker 8: But now I'm struggling to find jobs. So I'm more than.
Speaker 10: Happy to be on the radio with you now, Hazy,
Speaker 10: we can continue with a job.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not all doom and gloom? Is it you too?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Appreciate your time, mate. We'll do it all again next week,
Speaker 3: hopefully if you're up for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Last, it's last week. Next week week, it's like to
Speaker 8: see next Friday.
Speaker 10: Embrace. I'll extend my arms. Let's embrace and say goodbye.
Speaker 10: It's our last showever.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 8: Next Friday.
Speaker 2: You know something, Richie.
Speaker 10: It's all overs coming down. It's Black Friday clearance sale.
Speaker 10: We're out, guys.