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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Richie podcast Calm Down,

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Speaker 1: not You, that's the name of the song.

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Speaker 2: Well you will be telling me to calm down in

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Speaker 2: a minute, because I'm going to need to have a

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Speaker 2: word with you about leaving the studio and not being

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Speaker 2: back in time.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Did you go to the toilet?

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Speaker 1: There's been a running joke around the corridors here of Nova.

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Speaker 2: You've got the runs.

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Speaker 3: No, no, there's not a running joke about. There's all

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Speaker 3: these cardboard cutouts.

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Speaker 2: Were you doing a cardboard cutout.

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Speaker 1: Gag up the hall? Now?

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Speaker 3: The funny thing is if you can get a cardboard

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Speaker 3: cutout to jump out at somebody, then you get a bit.

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Speaker 1: Of a laugh.

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Speaker 3: And I was trying to organize a Kate Richie cardboard

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Speaker 3: cutout surprise.

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Speaker 2: Were you in the ladies toilet?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, with the cardboard cutout? Were you?

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Speaker 2: No? Bo oh, you're not allowed in there. Were you

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Speaker 2: at the meeting?

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't see gender anymore, so I can.

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Speaker 2: The thing is I'm successful.

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Speaker 1: Actually we should.

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Speaker 2: We've got to keep working on this because I was

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Speaker 2: really successful yesterday with the cardboard cut out. My cardboard

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Speaker 2: cutout leapt out with me and dough around corner and

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Speaker 2: with for got the run fact.

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Speaker 1: I did not go.

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Speaker 3: On the spot beyond instance brown pants. Anyway, let's move on, please.

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Speaker 2: Okay, my perfect guy is the perfect wedding date. He

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Speaker 2: can take a shot with my brother, dance with my grandma.

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Speaker 2: He knows how to work the room, but also he

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Speaker 2: comes back to check on me. He's a well rounded chameleon. Okay,

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Speaker 2: now they are not They're not my words. This is

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Speaker 2: a woman called miss Tillie Coulson. She's a you know,

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Speaker 2: a very well accomplished woman who lives in the US,

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Speaker 2: and she wants to find a husband. She's been on

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Speaker 2: plenty of dates, she's used all the social media platforms,

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Speaker 2: and she's been unable to find a husband. So she

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Speaker 2: is now going to extreme lengths and has said on

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Speaker 2: TikTok to her one hundred thousand followers. Is that a

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Speaker 2: lot of followers on TikTok?

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Speaker 1: One hundred thousand on TikTok? Not not that much? Isn't

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Speaker 1: What does she look like?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: God, do you know what?

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Speaker 2: I hope you're joking or I'm not that's actually him,

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Speaker 2: isn't it?

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Speaker 1: You know why?

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Speaker 3: You're about to explain something and I can very quickly

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Speaker 3: quickly tell you why she might be single.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, are you really doing it?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: Because she's unattracted, I didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: You didn't have to say she might have a certain look,

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Speaker 1: or she might be doing something wrong.

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Speaker 2: Oh and what would this lady be doing wrong in

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Speaker 2: your eyes?

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Speaker 1: You know what to be fascinating.

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Speaker 2: If you haven't answered my question, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I can't say it.

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Speaker 3: If there was a TV show with this woman right

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Speaker 3: who's so keen to find love, and the show was

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Speaker 3: called Honesty, and she would come out and sit on stage,

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Speaker 3: and then the audience would write down why she was single,

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Speaker 3: or why she hadn't got the job, or what she

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Speaker 3: was doing wrong or how she could possibly improve. In

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Speaker 3: a show called Honesty, where she might be going on

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Speaker 3: all these dates.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a roasting, and all.

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Speaker 3: Of a sudden, she might go, Oh, so that's what

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Speaker 3: I need. That's what's missing the mark. I've got all

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Speaker 3: the great qualities. I'm just not sexing it up enough.

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Speaker 2: Oh so that's what you'd come you'd I don't know.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying we should create a show where a

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Speaker 2: woman sits on the stage and she asks a whole

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Speaker 2: group of people sitting in front of her with pens

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Speaker 2: and paper what they think she is doing wrong and

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Speaker 2: what they think is unattractive about her, and what they

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Speaker 2: think she should do to improve her life. Rather than look.

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Speaker 3: Within once again, you've gone gender. It could be a

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Speaker 3: male on the stage.

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Speaker 2: It could be a math I mean, I mean, we're up, mate,

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Speaker 2: Please do not pull me up on you know.

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Speaker 1: So if you've got gender issues, by all means I

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Speaker 1: don't have.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a gender tom on a stage in

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Speaker 3: front of an audience. Right if you were single and

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Speaker 3: you're on a stage in front of an audience and

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Speaker 3: I had to list why you were single, it would

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Speaker 3: be very obvious.

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Speaker 1: What would it be? Look at you here, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I would go cardigan hair.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually I have to jump in here because you

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Speaker 2: are going to be crucified if you keep speaking that way.

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Speaker 2: This woman, this woman I love, not a woman. I'm

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Speaker 2: not talking about you. I love your cardigans, by the way,

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Speaker 2: and I think a man who can wear a cardigan

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Speaker 2: well is right up my.

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Speaker 1: Ale smiles gummy.

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Speaker 2: A corporate litigation or lawyer, this woman is. And she's

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Speaker 2: going to offer about seven and a half thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: to someone on TikTok if they can find her a

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Speaker 2: hot date who or not a hot date, just an

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Speaker 2: eight and as someone that she may marry.

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Speaker 1: He's got a half thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Australian dollars and the only thing that she needs

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Speaker 2: and is dictating is that he's taller than she is

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Speaker 2: and she's five ten, so she's looking for someone who's

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Speaker 2: five or eleven or more. I think this isn't such

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Speaker 2: a bad thing because, as we were talking earlier in

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Speaker 2: the show, money, money does motivate people and they're more

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Speaker 2: inclined to perhaps recommend their friend. I think on the

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Speaker 2: dating apps, I would know never been on one, that

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Speaker 2: you're the one selling yourself. But you don't come with

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Speaker 2: a There's no form of reference on Tinder, is there?

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Speaker 2: Like if I swipe left or right on your whatever

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Speaker 2: it is, that means yes, I can't then go to

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Speaker 2: a reference section. Here's what she reads, not just okay,

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Speaker 2: we are not listening to me, Okay, you guys.

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Speaker 3: I just it saddens me that for one she's single,

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Speaker 3: she's going to these lengths of spending hard earned money.

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Speaker 1: She's a a litigation of a lawyers.

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Speaker 3: Seven and a half thousand dollars where she should improve herself. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: get on Instagram, take a fight, like, get that song.

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Speaker 1: Going, this is me? So you know that song? This

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Speaker 1: is me? So she's the.

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Speaker 2: Post a photo of her in a bikini or no, no,

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Speaker 2: I am actually resigning me.

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Speaker 1: So walking up the hall and here I come. So

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Speaker 1: a photo of her in her chosen outfit, right.

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Speaker 2: One that you chose or you approved.

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Speaker 1: She can choose the outfit.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna have any say over that. With this

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Speaker 3: song in the background, and then write one very very

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Speaker 3: simple question, why am I single?

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Speaker 1: Please tell me I thought you. I thought you were

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Speaker 1: going to fix everything.

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Speaker 2: That you had just said.

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Speaker 3: Then you're going to get every everything listed, then delete

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Speaker 3: your platform, come back on under a different name, having

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Speaker 3: made the changes that people have suggested.

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Speaker 2: People told either people thought of you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you don't understand the impact you're having on

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Speaker 3: society and how you're coming across.

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Speaker 1: Is he joking and that's kind of her? Look, I

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Speaker 1: can't sell. I'll only judge it by the complaints. Don't

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Speaker 1: make it everyone else's issue, because it's with you. Fix yourself.

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Speaker 1: This is me? I'm so sorry. Visy and Whipper with

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Speaker 1: Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova

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Speaker 3: podcast dot com. John, are you