Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne men, start your morning the right way
Speaker 1: be great.
Speaker 2: Is Jason Lauren You're one hundred Wow.
Speaker 3: Good morning everybody, welcoming and Monday morning lies, Good morning,
Speaker 3: very special, Good morning and welcome to the Melbourne Demons fan.
Speaker 3: Who's joining us this morning? Little Warren? Who's coming here
Speaker 3: from the club.
Speaker 4: You look like you're part of the cheer squad?
Speaker 2: Is I'm just missing a flag?
Speaker 4: Why are you wearing that shirt?
Speaker 1: Long story short. I've got a lot of sin Kilda
Speaker 1: supporting friends. This isn't having at them. But I made
Speaker 1: a bet with the sink Kilda supporter of my friend
Speaker 1: Jake that if they had won, I had to wear
Speaker 1: he sinkilled at jumper in all week.
Speaker 2: So this is just a little.
Speaker 3: Off the killd.
Speaker 4: The woman did the das we're I didn't see that
Speaker 4: they weren't.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a great when you are? When you bought
Speaker 3: that from the supporters, I didn't buy it. Did you
Speaker 3: ask for floral blue?
Speaker 2: I didn't buy it.
Speaker 4: It is an interesting color, it really isn't it. I
Speaker 4: was a gift from who the Melbourne Football Club. They
Speaker 4: shouldn't make those tea shirts.
Speaker 3: Because that's what that's what it was a gift to
Speaker 3: they were trying to give them away. Lauren.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that color. No, it's not it's
Speaker 4: not Melbourne blue.
Speaker 3: It's like yeah, yeah, Tyler to blow.
Speaker 1: I think that's what they're going for, like vintage, a
Speaker 1: vintage Star anyway, unless you'd like me to take my
Speaker 1: top for the morning.
Speaker 3: Wow, it belongs in the past. Hey, our boy Mason
Speaker 3: Cox is not in a good way.
Speaker 4: Poor Mace. I texted him last night. He said he's
Speaker 4: on the mo and he's resting up.
Speaker 3: I called him yesterday. I had Felix in the car,
Speaker 3: a ten year old. He didn't know I had my
Speaker 3: son in the car and he answered, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 3: you're doing He goes, oh mate, I feel yeah.
Speaker 4: You couldn't do that. You do that to me too.
Speaker 4: I say, all your kids giggle and I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: you got to tell me when there's kids in the can.
Speaker 3: But to be fair, you don't change after that.
Speaker 4: No, get work.
Speaker 1: He's got a concussion so he didn't even remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't remember the incident his leg being squashed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awful.
Speaker 4: It's awful watching football players get injured.
Speaker 3: So he's of getting these scams and.
Speaker 4: Everything we're sending you, sending him lots of love for
Speaker 4: a speedy recovery.
Speaker 3: He'll join us tomorrow hopefully.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 3: But yeah, a huge weekend.
Speaker 4: Did you have a good weekend? I went to the footy.
Speaker 4: I went down to Geelong. I watched I don't even
Speaker 4: barrack for the Cats, and I've been to three Geelong games.
Speaker 2: Oh you could be bad.
Speaker 4: Played once but gosh, that stadium is amazing.
Speaker 2: It's had a real raz up, hasn't it.
Speaker 4: I sat in the Joel cell would stand next to
Speaker 4: Joel What a thrill?
Speaker 3: Does he have a good seat? Does he have his
Speaker 3: own seat in his own stand?
Speaker 4: Not like Rod Labor in Rod Laver Arena when he
Speaker 4: shuffles down the front and gets that sense.
Speaker 3: Of when he's walking to his seat that the locals, Yeah.
Speaker 4: They love him down there. But he got knocked off
Speaker 4: his perch of records games holder because Tom Hawkins play
Speaker 4: has now played one more game than Joe and.
Speaker 3: You nudge him at the end of the game. How
Speaker 3: does it feel?
Speaker 2: Pass down cuts the sign? Sorry, I said.
Speaker 4: Does Tom get one?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: It was a bit short sighted naming it after Joel,
Speaker 4: wasn't it surely Tom gets something. We're going to need
Speaker 4: to be Tom Hawkins Gate.
Speaker 3: Maybe sounds strong. Lauren came to the pub on Friday night, So.
Speaker 2: Do you guys had a nice little.
Speaker 3: Drinks?
Speaker 4: Well, he said, come down and watch the footy and
Speaker 4: I left a half time and you hadn't even watched
Speaker 4: one second of the footage.
Speaker 3: Watch the last bit?
Speaker 2: Were you in the pokes?
Speaker 3: Mate? Another draw? Like, seriously, it's traditional?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? There was another draw?
Speaker 3: Another draw?
Speaker 4: So I went to better half time, like, honestly, just.
Speaker 3: Five minutes and pies draw. That worries me because they
Speaker 3: should have flogged the docors.
Speaker 2: I hope they draw again next week to get you.
Speaker 4: It's a big game, isn't it next week? It's next
Speaker 4: week the Big King's Birthday game.
Speaker 2: It's a week after.
Speaker 4: Yeah, another drawer? What about that?
Speaker 3: Mate? Honestly, what's that? Five weeks ago we had it?
Speaker 3: Maybe four?
Speaker 4: I went to Brighton to walk all the streets. I've
Speaker 4: walked all the streets.
Speaker 2: She has made a comeback.
Speaker 4: I basically did.
Speaker 2: Have to walk on the street Karen for Brighton's made
Speaker 2: a comeback.
Speaker 1: I did read that she went to the opening of
Speaker 1: a gallery at the weekend.
Speaker 2: She's had enough of Cintra Allen. She love that.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, huge, huge day today, big announcement coming up
Speaker 3: at eight o'clock, the announcement. We are we all in
Speaker 3: for this.
Speaker 4: I'm regretting it already.
Speaker 3: I knew you would. I thought about that this morning.
Speaker 3: I was driving to work on reckon. Lauren's going to
Speaker 3: have hesitating. Well, you put any off side. As long
Speaker 3: as you know you don't get involved, wearing that shirt
Speaker 3: will be fine. Big announcement. It is an interesting eight
Speaker 3: o'clock this morning. We will review or Hey, speaking of shirts,
Speaker 3: coming up next, Lauren's partner Paul went off on a
Speaker 3: boys trip on the weekend at.
Speaker 4: The Monico Grand Prix. Very.
Speaker 3: He asked you to pack a suitcase, and you packed
Speaker 3: a very very special item of clothing in that suitcase.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Speaking of ugly, we'll.
Speaker 3: Get an update on how that went down when he
Speaker 3: opened his suitcase on the lads were good. Coming up
Speaker 3: on the other side of there. It is eight past six.
Speaker 3: Welcome to your Monday morning. This is number one hundred.
Speaker 3: I was sending your message yesterday going, hey, don't don't
Speaker 3: worry about Paul. He's at the Monico Grand Prix, forget
Speaker 3: about it. You went to Geelong to watch the Cats.
Speaker 3: I went, seriously, I can't read the.
Speaker 2: Response she sent in your park, Monico.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you squint, it looks.
Speaker 4: Like you kept sending me videos from Monaco, like so
Speaker 4: many people posting from over there, and he just kept
Speaker 4: forwarding me the video is saying, looks terrible. You wouldn't
Speaker 4: want to be.
Speaker 3: There was an out of control boat and everything, and
Speaker 3: the Torre.
Speaker 2: Monaco have a Carria Bay roadhouse.
Speaker 4: It doesn't well, so they don't know what they're missing
Speaker 4: in Monte Carlo. Anyway, Monica po Grand Prix was last night.
Speaker 4: So Paul's gone over on a boy's trip and they're
Speaker 4: on a boat, on a on a like one of
Speaker 4: those situations. So I mentioned on Friday that he had
Speaker 4: asked me to help pack for him, and I did.
Speaker 4: He asked for five white T shirts, so I got
Speaker 4: five white T shirts printed with my face on them
Speaker 4: with love hearts. Just beautiful, weren't they.
Speaker 3: He had no idea, He had.
Speaker 4: No idea, no idea, So then he got to the
Speaker 4: boat and on those boats apparently, I mean, you watched
Speaker 4: below deck, you would know. Jace they say, do you
Speaker 4: wantus to unpack for you? And they take your luggage
Speaker 4: and they unpack it all for you.
Speaker 3: Did the same, They put it away, they steamed them,
Speaker 3: they fold them. Stewardess will do it.
Speaker 4: So he hadn't even looked at his case, and he
Speaker 4: woke up in the morning and opened his wardrobe and
Speaker 4: was like, what on earth there's five perfectly ironed T
Speaker 4: shirts with my face all over them.
Speaker 3: Imagine what stewards He was like, what the hell is this?
Speaker 4: And then he's like, Lauren, on to top of you
Speaker 4: putting out in my luggage. The crew have opened it,
Speaker 4: iron them and hung them. They must think I'm the
Speaker 4: biggest freak. Anyway, we got a very cute photo of
Speaker 4: him and had love hearts all over it. Gorge, did
Speaker 4: you see.
Speaker 3: People going through my luggage?
Speaker 4: The unpacking? I know, it's a strange. I once went
Speaker 4: on a boat and that happened and like my g
Speaker 4: strings were ironed and folded, and I was like, that's weird.
Speaker 3: That's odd, isn't it weird?
Speaker 4: Someone ironing your undies? Do you iron your undies?
Speaker 3: No? No, I don't, they're dry.
Speaker 4: Job iron your clothes.
Speaker 3: No, But I I'm very particular how I hang them. Oh,
Speaker 3: in fact, Lou doesn't do my washing. I like to
Speaker 3: do my shirts.
Speaker 4: I'd be thrilled with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well she was like, no, no, that throws
Speaker 3: my system out. I'm no, one doesn't just have a
Speaker 3: separate basket for me, like I'll do my shirt.
Speaker 4: I feel like ironing. If people don't iron anymore, do.
Speaker 3: They know if you hang them on a hanger to dry?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to iron the colored shirts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're too hard.
Speaker 3: Question question, that's almost down. At a d N S,
Speaker 3: I saw one of those special little cupboards. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that they try. It's like an ironing.
Speaker 4: Cupboard fridges at NS and we were looking at those,
Speaker 4: but I think they only hold like five or six
Speaker 4: things at a time.
Speaker 3: But what you hang the shirts in there and then
Speaker 3: they dry.
Speaker 4: Them like dry cleans it and then you can put
Speaker 4: like a full suit in the door and like folds
Speaker 4: up and presses your suit something.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we need one, No, you know what we need.
Speaker 4: Have you seen those big though for five items.
Speaker 3: The machines on Instagram where it automatically folds the shirt.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that?
Speaker 4: I'm an ex folders from my retail.
Speaker 3: You don't need to fold the shirt. It's like a
Speaker 3: little portable, little portable machine. You put your shirt in
Speaker 3: it and automatically, like it's like a paper shred up
Speaker 3: the hasle and it takes the shirt and then it
Speaker 3: like puts it in a little basket underneath, all folded.
Speaker 1: Don't you just need one of those pieces of cardboard
Speaker 1: the retail workers, you know, Well, that's how.
Speaker 4: You learn to five and then when you're good at it,
Speaker 4: you just go. It's it's all in the wrist. You
Speaker 4: flick the shoulders back and folded over and it's perfect.
Speaker 4: It's all in the wrist.
Speaker 3: She said, I'm looking up automatic T shirt folding.
Speaker 4: Machine, ca it sounds like a huge waste.
Speaker 2: Question about Paul's T shirt? So what did he wear it?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Well, there were five of them with
Speaker 4: my piece on it. So I said, well, you're with
Speaker 4: five mates, you've got two options. You've got one T
Speaker 4: shirt a day of me on it, or the five
Speaker 4: boys can all wear one each. And I'm yet to
Speaker 4: see the boys on the boys trip in my T
Speaker 4: shirts with my face on it. I've only seen Have
Speaker 4: you seen Paul in his?
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 4: I thought he texts you did he let me show you.
Speaker 3: He looks gorge in his Yeah, it looks guys, guys,
Speaker 3: looks like a printer. Looks like a printer. We can
Speaker 3: buy one online, the automatic T shirt machine. I'm still
Speaker 3: on that.
Speaker 4: He's pulling his T shirt.
Speaker 3: The T shirt?
Speaker 4: Is it in Monaco? Guys?
Speaker 3: Let's try get size? Did you get him?
Speaker 4: I got a variation of sizes as well, right, I
Speaker 4: said to the shop, give me four sizes. It's twenty
Speaker 4: past ten pm in Montico on.
Speaker 3: A lad's two. Peo would have been in bed for hours.
Speaker 3: He'll be asleep. You think, no, let's head to the UK?
Speaker 2: Was he off? We go? Let's do it because the royals.
Speaker 1: Are we well, the royals, but we're off to Downing Street.
Speaker 4: Who's there now?
Speaker 2: Rishie Sunaka is the prime minister. But they've churned through
Speaker 2: a few.
Speaker 4: Isn't here a billionaire or something?
Speaker 2: He is really yeah, very very well off.
Speaker 3: What's he doing in those boring.
Speaker 4: Me being a prime minister to make his money?
Speaker 2: What about this? They called?
Speaker 1: They called the election, so he's going to the polls
Speaker 1: but he's up against it.
Speaker 2: He's going to lose and lose big. Yeah. The keys
Speaker 2: darma is.
Speaker 1: The Labor Party MP or the opposition leader. He is
Speaker 1: a male also from money. Anyway, I digress Richie Sunak
Speaker 1: is called because they, as I say, they've scandal and
Speaker 1: controversy up to controversy.
Speaker 2: They've scanned their through them.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you why he's going to lose because of
Speaker 3: this news. Clint's about to tell you the guy is
Speaker 3: dreaming if he thinks this is going to get it.
Speaker 1: Among his many policies have already announced is a plan
Speaker 1: to bring back national service, compulsory national service.
Speaker 2: Here he is.
Speaker 6: Britain today faces a future that is more dangerous and
Speaker 6: more divided. There's no doubt how democratic values are under threat.
Speaker 6: That is why we will introduce a bold new model
Speaker 6: of national service for eighteen year olds to be spent
Speaker 6: either in a competitive full time military commission over twelve months,
Speaker 6: or with one weekend per month volunteering in rolls within
Speaker 6: the community.
Speaker 1: Say she's saying, hey, I've come up with national service.
Speaker 1: By the way, the world is at its most dangerous
Speaker 1: it's been since the Cold War.
Speaker 4: But anyway, it's going to be all the eighteen year
Speaker 4: olds have to volunteer for a weekend a month.
Speaker 1: Well, it's compulsory. They can two options. They can full
Speaker 1: time placement in the armed forces or volunteering with charities
Speaker 1: or civic groups at the weekends.
Speaker 3: For a year.
Speaker 4: But every eighteen year old, if they go to war,
Speaker 4: they have to go.
Speaker 3: They're in tream on, mate, So I said clear earlier
Speaker 3: this seek that ain't happen. I remember when lockdown happened
Speaker 3: for like the fourth time and we're like, see you, Dan,
Speaker 3: I'm off to seven eleven.
Speaker 4: Nice try, mate mentioned neighbors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I'll be at the park and guess what,
Speaker 3: it's not a coffee in this takeaway.
Speaker 4: Cup was actually drinking coffee and their takeaway cup on a.
Speaker 3: Friday got the lunches of flowing down here.
Speaker 1: Well, old Richie thinks it's, you know, going to give
Speaker 1: the young people of Britain a new form of patriotism
Speaker 1: and pride in the country and teach them some discip
Speaker 1: down in the UK.
Speaker 2: Well he's he's up, Craig, isn't he?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 1: I think this is going to solve his problems. How
Speaker 1: do you feel if your son's had to do Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: That's what I was saying to you before.
Speaker 4: As a parent, there is times where You're like sure,
Speaker 4: you'd be like, yeah, you want to send them to
Speaker 4: the army.
Speaker 3: No, sorry, you've taken it the wrong way. I'm a
Speaker 3: headless it's only for a year. I'm like, come.
Speaker 2: On the missus.
Speaker 3: Miss I was trying to be cool and I calls,
Speaker 3: let me go again.
Speaker 2: Who's in town? Jason?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 3: So so that.
Speaker 4: So Kanye's wife is in town. She's from She's a
Speaker 4: Melbourne girl. You know she wears all those kookie weird
Speaker 4: outfits when she's out't about with Kanye. I don't believe
Speaker 4: she was wearing one of those kookie weird half naked outfits.
Speaker 4: But she was spotted dining with her parents here in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: She something table for three please Kanye's wife.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to get you sent up for lunch with her
Speaker 4: mom and dad?
Speaker 3: Oh very nice.
Speaker 4: Do you think that they get in her ear and say, love,
Speaker 4: you got to dress better than that.
Speaker 3: No, I reckon, dad would be gone. When are we
Speaker 3: going to meet the boy? When are you bringing him?
Speaker 4: They've met, she's at Marios. That place has been there
Speaker 4: for a day in Fitzroy.
Speaker 3: You old school say the log, but that's probably not the.
Speaker 4: Garlic red log g garlic bread I don't think Mario's
Speaker 4: has changed its menu in forty years.
Speaker 3: Nor should it it would.
Speaker 1: The load can be very tasty, though, Hey, do you
Speaker 1: think dad's proud.
Speaker 4: Of Bianca? Probably? Possibly.
Speaker 3: My parents always said, as the mum and dad of
Speaker 3: the family, it's our job to get along with your partners.
Speaker 3: You guys don't have to get along with each like
Speaker 3: your siblings partners.
Speaker 2: But to be stuffed up a few times, hasn't it
Speaker 2: a couple?
Speaker 4: He's gone rogue many times.
Speaker 2: You'd just be like the anchor, Come on, is he
Speaker 2: the right man for you?
Speaker 3: There's a nice trading in the same do you need
Speaker 3: someone had started their own.
Speaker 4: Church ever since he ruined Taylor Swift's speech, I've been off.
Speaker 3: Sorry he couldn't help with me on the trip.
Speaker 4: Is he still doing that?
Speaker 3: I believe so?
Speaker 4: Is he still doing yey?
Speaker 3: Still got rid of them? They did that. They're trying
Speaker 3: to flog all the remaining pairs off.
Speaker 2: They brought a contract so they're not worth much anymore.
Speaker 4: No, remember that, remember the feeding Freendsy trying to get
Speaker 4: yeezies back in the day line up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I break news, I was getting my hair
Speaker 3: cut at a barber and I'm like, I was reading
Speaker 3: it online. I said, what news broke like about a
Speaker 3: flogging off the shoes and stuff, and I'm like, look
Speaker 3: at these shoes. These are the ugliest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: My barber looked at me through that like the mirror.
Speaker 2: He's going to stab you with the scissors.
Speaker 3: He looked down them on. Yeah, one of the chances
Speaker 3: case Classic Case.
Speaker 4: Of Foot is just a bit of a drop kick though,
Speaker 4: isn't he Kanye. It's a total drop kick for Kim.
Speaker 4: Is she dating some celebrity?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 4: Who's Kim with? To keep up Davidson? Keeping up with
Speaker 4: the Kardashians. That's the show. You gotta watch it.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. We're not We're not going to
Speaker 3: get kanyate k Missus spotted at the Coffee club in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: No, not at the coffee club. She was at Mario Sorry,
Speaker 4: great Melbourne instituttitution, Mario's on Fitzroy Street.
Speaker 3: I always feel for high profile people going out for dinner.
Speaker 3: I sit there going, I'm sure they want to eat more,
Speaker 3: but they know people are looking. When you saw Beyonce
Speaker 3: in that restaurant, were you watching Beyonce going to marry.
Speaker 4: Her like a freak. Yeah, didn't take my eyes off her.
Speaker 3: What was she eating?
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. It was years ago, but let's
Speaker 4: say spaghetti bin Oh you reckon.
Speaker 3: It's like Beyonce not ordering a bolinaise. That's a messy
Speaker 3: dish in a restaurant. She'd be eating something like sushi,
Speaker 3: something easy to yeah, pokey bar Oh yeah, you don't
Speaker 3: want to flick in their mumy.
Speaker 4: But Kanye's West's wife. She's a Melbourne girl, Bianca shout
Speaker 4: out if you're listening morning. She is in Melbourne. She's
Speaker 4: been spotted in Melbourne, and we're asking people in Melbourne
Speaker 4: have you dated this celebrity because it's quite a big
Speaker 4: name to drop say I'm dating Kanye.
Speaker 2: She pretty pops in the US popular.
Speaker 4: I think so. I think people are fascinated by them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: thanks for translating from Remember they got in trouble for
Speaker 4: indecent exposure. That's venice. They're not allowed to pack.
Speaker 3: Get out.
Speaker 4: It's what he got on.
Speaker 2: What did he get? He got?
Speaker 3: He got his minister? Did he All right? Let's go
Speaker 3: to Altona, Emily, what's the lip of you dated? Let's
Speaker 3: go big names.
Speaker 7: I don't know if you really want to start off
Speaker 7: with me as I had a boost Juice date with
Speaker 7: Pablo from the Biggest Loser, we.
Speaker 3: Are out of the gates strong. I might have to
Speaker 3: do a Google.
Speaker 4: Job here because not so hang on, you went on
Speaker 4: a date to boost Juice. Was it pre or post
Speaker 4: Biggest Good?
Speaker 7: Yes, it was well if I fell in love with
Speaker 7: him on the show, so the date was post.
Speaker 3: It was a fan date.
Speaker 7: And the boost juice was it was at warby Pasa
Speaker 7: specific making it fully classy. And then we did have
Speaker 7: one more time where we may have caught up for
Speaker 7: some fun, and then that was it.
Speaker 4: I've just looked at Pablo from The Biggest Loser. He
Speaker 4: had quite the transformation and.
Speaker 3: Was he recognized at the Bee Juice he actually won.
Speaker 2: Emily.
Speaker 1: Did he get the all berry buzz or the Was
Speaker 1: he more a banana banana rama I was?
Speaker 7: I was the dairy. He was like the orange.
Speaker 3: He's not having the chocolate sha, he couldn't have the sugar.
Speaker 4: You couldn't see if you went on the Biggest Closer afterwards,
Speaker 4: you would feel like people were judging you all the time.
Speaker 4: What you do that shows Biggest Loser doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's canceled.
Speaker 4: Because needs to like dangle cakes over treadmills people, terrible.
Speaker 3: Good on you guys, you've lost thirty krees. Oh what's that?
Speaker 3: Oh we're rolling in an ice cream truck. Welcome temptation.
Speaker 3: Now strip down and get on scale. So so people
Speaker 3: at home on a Sunday night, eating their dinner watching
Speaker 3: TV can laugh and mock you.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but didn't some of the contestants come
Speaker 4: out saying that had a great time, like they'd loved it.
Speaker 2: No change their laughs?
Speaker 3: What about that? Terrible Pablo said it changed his life.
Speaker 3: He now goes to bootstoos.
Speaker 4: So that awful show called The Swan. Do you remember
Speaker 4: that The Swan was like finding people that they called
Speaker 4: ugly ducklings and turned them into swans and gave him
Speaker 4: glow us. Yeah, that full glow ups everything like from
Speaker 4: liposuction to new teeth to the whole shebang. And they
Speaker 4: walked through this door and were like their family would
Speaker 4: not recognize them, felt completely different.
Speaker 3: Being cast on that chain. Congratulations, you're ugly enough for
Speaker 3: serious two All right, that's thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 3: out number to join us on the air, we are
Speaker 3: asking have you dated a.
Speaker 4: Salam Okay, we've started high. Someone dated a contestant from
Speaker 4: the Biggest Loser. Catherine from Greensborough talk to us. Hi,
Speaker 4: good morning Catherine.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 9: Did you state this person? But it was like somebody
Speaker 9: I knew. This is back in like two thousand and five,
Speaker 9: so old school, and we were all in Vegas and
Speaker 9: a friend of mine was a promoter at a nightclub
Speaker 9: and every time we'd go, like he put us on
Speaker 9: tables with like celebrities, like the girls biggest were there.
Speaker 9: He put us at Tiger Woods table.
Speaker 2: Was this during his during these days?
Speaker 9: Well that was when it like it all came out,
Speaker 9: like I think a year later or something. Like one
Speaker 9: of the girls that was with us, she was like
Speaker 9: a friend of my friends. They must like they met
Speaker 9: in college and.
Speaker 4: Did they stop.
Speaker 9: They were really strict, like we weren't allowed to take
Speaker 9: photos like nothing, like they were super quiet, really nerdy,
Speaker 9: like not a not a vibe but free drink and
Speaker 9: like the next then we kind of like all parted ways,
Speaker 9: like a group of them went somewhere.
Speaker 3: Else, like she's been trading off this story for.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she was telling us how she hooked up with
Speaker 9: tiger Wood.
Speaker 4: The tiger Wood.
Speaker 5: That's a ship like no one believed her was.
Speaker 9: Later it came out like she came clean.
Speaker 4: So she did. I mean, that's a step that's a
Speaker 4: great story, and that is a step up from Pablo,
Speaker 4: from the biggest Loser.
Speaker 2: Her friends slept playing eighteen holes of golf.
Speaker 3: It's too long, isn't it? She could have got out.
Speaker 3: I needed a buggy for that story. Let's go to
Speaker 3: Tony fourteen? Where was the drinks cart? All right, let's
Speaker 3: talk big celebrity names.
Speaker 4: Come on, Tony.
Speaker 10: I actually went on a one and only date and
Speaker 10: it ended up really good friends date with acep Rocky.
Speaker 2: Oh sa, Rocky.
Speaker 4: How did you come to be going on a date
Speaker 4: with as Rocky?
Speaker 10: I was working at colch back in the times.
Speaker 4: Did he come in as a customer?
Speaker 11: He did. He sat the whole place down for like
Speaker 11: two hours and he went and browsed with his entrata?
Speaker 3: Did he have a go with that clawn machine where
Speaker 3: you can try and win the sneaker?
Speaker 4: Was it a good date Tony? Was he gentleman?
Speaker 7: Lovely?
Speaker 10: He was a really really lovely man.
Speaker 5: He was very sweet, very.
Speaker 4: Quie didn't he go on to date Kendall General or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Know she wants to be referred to a spit sisters. Yes, okay,
Speaker 3: let's quickly wrap up, jessins he killed her one last one.
Speaker 3: What celebrity you dated?
Speaker 12: So I had at Jason con Francis on a night out.
Speaker 2: The Kangaroos now Port Adelaide.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so he was.
Speaker 12: He was playing at North Melbourne at the time. I
Speaker 12: had just gone through like a very I've just gone
Speaker 12: ex boyfriend had broken up with me like that. He was.
Speaker 12: He was like the Jason horn Francis fan. We were
Speaker 12: like to.
Speaker 7: The point out one night with him.
Speaker 4: Did you take a photo and accidentally send it to him?
Speaker 12: Then a few weekends later, I met Jason horn Francis
Speaker 12: at the Bullage Bell Hotel.
Speaker 4: That's revenge. That is revenge right there, Jess. He loved him.
Speaker 4: Imagine imagine your girlfriend dumping you and then.
Speaker 3: Like getting a photo of her with like mister wib Clint.
Speaker 3: Lauren is absolutely devastated. You're news didn't go longer then,
Speaker 3: because we have just had proof of life from her
Speaker 3: partner Paul. He just face time to Monico.
Speaker 4: He just said, we're having a terrible time.
Speaker 2: How's he?
Speaker 4: He looks terrible.
Speaker 3: I burst out laughing because Lauren's on FaceTime on the
Speaker 3: other side of the desk and I can hear the
Speaker 3: morning He's like, well, I mean a great time, blah
Speaker 3: blah blah, but I'm having a terrible time without you.
Speaker 3: Not even believable. I mean, Defino, he ain't coming home now, No, no, no,
Speaker 3: he's over there for the Grand Prix.
Speaker 2: Sacks free though there, so that could be good for
Speaker 2: both of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you do you wake up and watch the race?
Speaker 4: I didn't, Actually I didn't. I feel bad that it
Speaker 4: was too late for me. It was eleven o'clock. Clink
Speaker 4: got up.
Speaker 2: Well, I watched most of it.
Speaker 4: The Monicou Grand Prix for our local boy though, Oscar
Speaker 4: Oscar Piastre.
Speaker 2: Brighton z own what a lad.
Speaker 4: He started p two and finished P.
Speaker 1: Two.
Speaker 4: I think they said it was the only time in
Speaker 4: the history of the Monico Grand Prix they finished from it.
Speaker 2: What do you play?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just getting everyone up and about. She's doing a
Speaker 3: DJ seven at seven in the morning coming up next
Speaker 3: on the show. This is exciting.
Speaker 4: We are talking to Oscar's beautiful mom, Nicole Piastre a
Speaker 4: proud mom.
Speaker 3: She would be proud of punch this morning. She joins
Speaker 3: us after do a leap right across Melbourne. This is nova.
Speaker 4: We are talking about the Monaco Grand Prix, the one
Speaker 4: place in the circuit, the only other place I'd rather be.
Speaker 2: Than right here right now, speak freely what it will
Speaker 2: be there.
Speaker 4: I'd much rafter be there. It was on at eleven
Speaker 4: o'clock last night. I think the race started and our
Speaker 4: home grown boy, Oscar Piastre started in p two, finished
Speaker 4: on the podium in second place.
Speaker 2: The season thanks to.
Speaker 13: The whole team, has been a great weekend around and yeah,
Speaker 13: nice to finally put a result on the board that
Speaker 13: we've been We've been very strong for the last few
Speaker 13: weekends but didn't really have the results to show for it.
Speaker 13: So nice to have a podium.
Speaker 3: And what better place. He's a Melbourne boy on the
Speaker 3: world stage, and I don't think there'd be much more
Speaker 3: proud than the lady joining us now, Nicole. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Ago.
Speaker 4: How proud are we this morning? Nicole?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm pretty proud.
Speaker 3: Been to bed or still up?
Speaker 11: No, I'm no, I'm up and doing the ironing. I
Speaker 11: have I have said, but only for a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you take us to your lounge room?
Speaker 1: How do you sort of watch the race and and
Speaker 1: you're nervous watching?
Speaker 2: What's it like?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it depends.
Speaker 11: It kind of depends on the race and the and
Speaker 11: the timing. Yeah, there are sometimes where where it'll be
Speaker 11: if it's you know, super late or super early in
Speaker 11: the morning, and then it'll be just me and the dogs.
Speaker 4: Because Oscar's got three sisters, so does he get did
Speaker 4: they get up in the middle of the night to
Speaker 4: cheer him on tour?
Speaker 11: It's just you know, again, it can just can depend
Speaker 11: on what's going on. So last time we had a
Speaker 11: be the crowd going on, we had yeah girls and yeah,
Speaker 11: a couple of some neighbors we're there and my partner.
Speaker 4: So house party.
Speaker 11: You get a little bit about house party, but we're
Speaker 11: all very still very reserved.
Speaker 3: Is it mixed emotions because you're watching as mum and
Speaker 3: a supporter, but you're also watching as a mum not
Speaker 3: wanting him to get hurt.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a it's an interesting kind of Yeah,
Speaker 11: it is. I'm getting better at watching and trusting that
Speaker 11: he'll be okay. But right when I'm sort of a
Speaker 11: is in something like the smash that happen.
Speaker 4: Last Yeah, when you see a big crash.
Speaker 11: Like that, yeah, that's that kind of rattles you a
Speaker 11: little bit. And then new people. But Oscar cubically so
Speaker 11: out of trouble. He's typically he's quite quite cautious by nature,
Speaker 11: so I know he's at least not going to be Yeah,
Speaker 11: he's not going to kind of be the antagonist. I guess, Nicole.
Speaker 4: I saw you at the Melbourne Grand Prix at the
Speaker 4: start of the year. We want to race together and yeah,
Speaker 4: it's so like I was nervous for you watching it,
Speaker 4: but your family in just so gorgeous. You guys are
Speaker 4: just glued to the screen watching him go around like
Speaker 4: beaming with pride. But seeing him on the podium last night,
Speaker 4: standing up there with his trophy, it might if that's
Speaker 4: what you live for, right, that's what he lives for.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he certainly does, and it's certainly it's very I mean,
Speaker 11: he's been gone for a long time. He left at
Speaker 11: fourteen well to pursue this dream. But you just when
Speaker 11: they're so happy, he's so happy and just I mean,
Speaker 11: not many people get to actually achieve their their dreams,
Speaker 11: the dream come true to be on a podium in
Speaker 11: Mona Coral, just being a Formula One car.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Nicole, when he comes back to Melbourne, how
Speaker 3: is he with you behind the wheel if you pick
Speaker 3: him up from the airport in the Tiago? Is he
Speaker 3: like the driver?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: No, no, he's nott.
Speaker 3: I imagine he'd be a terrible backseat driver.
Speaker 11: He is, yeah, but he'll do. He'll not so much
Speaker 11: in the city, but if we're going to our holiday house,
Speaker 11: I'll be driving along and he's got the same car
Speaker 11: as I have over what he did have in the UK,
Speaker 11: so he knows all the buttons, so I'll just be
Speaker 11: driving along and he'll just push a button.
Speaker 7: But yes, have.
Speaker 3: You ever has he ever gone home? Mum? Can you
Speaker 3: take some points for men?
Speaker 11: Nay, it was not here long enough. It's a very
Speaker 11: very safe.
Speaker 4: Driver, he would be. Yeah, Nicole, I know your mum
Speaker 4: oscar's name. When in the Australian Grand Prix we're all
Speaker 4: talking about this afterwards, does she deliver Lamington's to the
Speaker 4: team really?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, she's definitely. She just cooked yeah that started. Yes,
Speaker 11: I mean she's just like your regular Aussie grandma, I guess,
Speaker 11: and she Oscar's favorite is Oscar love Lamington and rumballs.
Speaker 11: So last year for his first home Gone Prix, she
Speaker 11: actually made up a batch or two for.
Speaker 2: The tea name.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they love them, Oh my god, they love Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I've seen how old people make rumbles. It's a
Speaker 3: bit of a free paw, and I think you want
Speaker 3: to be doing that before exactly. I'll tell you that
Speaker 3: guy trying to put the wheel on in the pits
Speaker 3: all over the joint.
Speaker 11: It's the kinds that that you don't want making your rumbles, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're to next, Nicole. You're going to get
Speaker 1: to a race sooner. I mean, Monica is done second place.
Speaker 1: That might be might be a first place coming along
Speaker 1: soon hopefully.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but you can't pick them, right, I can't really.
Speaker 11: So next but he goes to carry the next No,
Speaker 11: and we haven't. We haven't kind of pencil anything in
Speaker 11: it the moment. We'll just be kind of take it
Speaker 11: as it come.
Speaker 4: Here next year, I'm not missing Monico, Lauren. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4: Let's get on. Paul's on a boy's trip this year
Speaker 4: at the Monico Grand Prix. Let's strip next year.
Speaker 11: I'm there.
Speaker 3: I'm there, don't Clint. We will go the Gold Coast or
Speaker 3: something like that. Very much Southport, Monica. If you squint,
Speaker 3: it's very just the boat show just before we let
Speaker 3: you go. I'm sure he's a safe driver. What's he
Speaker 3: like in parking?
Speaker 11: Oh, well, he's he's very good in parking. But you
Speaker 11: know when he used to when he was learning to drive,
Speaker 11: he used to get out of the cave every time
Speaker 11: when he parked, and he would scrutinize, you know, how
Speaker 11: well he's done and rape himself.
Speaker 4: God, try and get it perfect. Affectionists.
Speaker 3: He needs to use that little auto park button, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Let us do the job, hete Nicole, congrats. You must
Speaker 4: be so proud. I mean, the country is. It was
Speaker 4: so good seeing him up there on the Podium's.
Speaker 2: A weird hearing that. Thanks the whole country cheering for
Speaker 2: your son. That's cool, eh, It's very surreal.
Speaker 3: Sure it makes the three girls feel great about what
Speaker 3: they're doing.
Speaker 4: Now he's got you beautiful, beautiful sisters as well.
Speaker 11: They can hold their own, don't you worry.
Speaker 3: I have no doubt. Hey, Nicole, congrats again to the
Speaker 3: family and thanks for jumping on this morning.
Speaker 11: You're welcome. Nice to talk to you, guys.
Speaker 3: Oh bye, get some sleep and he's just gone twenty
Speaker 3: four past seven. Bring it on absolutely Lozi Yes, Jason
Speaker 3: twenty nine minutes in counting till announcement time. Clint twenty
Speaker 3: eight minutes and forty five seconds going out into this.
Speaker 2: And angry as well.
Speaker 4: I think I'm pulling out.
Speaker 3: I think it's too late.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's too late.
Speaker 1: Say it.
Speaker 4: I've got twenty eight minutes, I.
Speaker 3: Got a shirt printed. It's too late, all right. Announcement
Speaker 3: coming up at eight o'clock here on nov. Very exciting
Speaker 3: about this. Before we get to that, though, let's find
Speaker 3: out what Melbourne's talking about.
Speaker 2: Let me whisper these.
Speaker 3: I'll let you my lady, Melbourne whispers. Are you sitting
Speaker 3: on a juicy rumor? Something going on around Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Ay? Juicy rumor?
Speaker 2: Because Melbourne's can't help it. They love to chat.
Speaker 3: You got to gossip, yep, and in return, I got
Speaker 3: free stuff to go. This is Melbourne whispers. Let's go
Speaker 3: to the phones. We are heading to mornings.
Speaker 10: E morning, guys, how are you?
Speaker 3: We are good? You go to rumor for est what
Speaker 3: do you go?
Speaker 14: I do so, I've got some juicy gosss about Chads
Speaker 14: and the fashion capital now also being the entertainment capital. Yes,
Speaker 14: there apparently there is a fifteen thousand feet entertainment complex
Speaker 14: being built like a concert hall.
Speaker 3: Oh at the shopping center.
Speaker 14: Not at the like near to the shopping centers to
Speaker 14: be connected, but like in the vinity of chap.
Speaker 3: Near the hotel.
Speaker 4: Concerts. Well, that would make sense with the hotel with
Speaker 4: the hotel, because I've.
Speaker 3: Got a big shunction centate concerts. Well, they've got a
Speaker 3: big function room at hotel chats looks quite. I've stayed
Speaker 3: there a couple of times.
Speaker 1: That screams what what you just let.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it wasn't. That wasn't the emergency accommodation
Speaker 3: smiling through.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I know where you go when you
Speaker 4: get kicked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's much cheaper hotels. Know, we've done a couple
Speaker 3: of family staycations.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got a good pool.
Speaker 3: To the pool is great for the kids, and then
Speaker 3: you can walk and go the movies and stuff.
Speaker 1: Courts close saying well, yes it's going to be an
Speaker 1: entertainment meccha. That screens David Campbell, doesn't it he'd play
Speaker 1: a place like.
Speaker 4: That and him and Anthony.
Speaker 3: The Queen's is due to be built, do you know.
Speaker 5: I don't know when it's due, but I know that
Speaker 5: it's coming.
Speaker 12: And it's a very very strong source that I've heard
Speaker 12: it from.
Speaker 4: As if Chadson could get any bigger city.
Speaker 3: It's fun finding a park there. Let's go to the
Speaker 3: thumb Brady, executive producer, always sitting on a good juicy
Speaker 3: room or what he got.
Speaker 15: This came from an anonymous caller, but apparently the Melbourne
Speaker 15: Aquarium eyeing off a new site in the Docklands which
Speaker 15: is gonna be a lot bigger and it's gonna be
Speaker 15: very expansive for all new tanks, new animals, the whole lot.
Speaker 3: Wow. The old animals, well they're just leaving them at
Speaker 3: the current. We'll just go there.
Speaker 4: Have transport like whales and things maybe not I I
Speaker 4: haven't seen that in like water trucks.
Speaker 3: Well they're not going to put them on the It's really.
Speaker 4: Bizarre to watch these. They're like tanks on the truck.
Speaker 2: Animals they jump on the tram.
Speaker 4: Maybe not whales. It'd be a big truck if it
Speaker 4: was a whale.
Speaker 3: But like the new Bongs, you think they were going
Speaker 3: to transport.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've just never thought about it. I
Speaker 4: think I just thought they were born there in a
Speaker 4: breeding program. So new animals and sharks in a tank
Speaker 4: on a truck, that's weird.
Speaker 3: Houses When they were building shark a Bay at SeaWorld
Speaker 3: on the Gold I was I was staying at the
Speaker 3: Narrow resort and we were getting the monorail to the
Speaker 3: resort and they were like, if you look down to
Speaker 3: your left, now we're building shark Bay. But some of
Speaker 3: some of the residents have already arrived early, so we've
Speaker 3: got them in the swimming pools. And you know, SeaWorld
Speaker 3: used to have like an aquatic partner.
Speaker 4: They didn't put sharks in the in the hotel pool,
Speaker 4: swear to God, and you could swim in.
Speaker 3: It close to the public.
Speaker 4: You'd be filthy. Going to the SeaWorld resort. You can't
Speaker 4: even have a swim because down there.
Speaker 3: I've been waiting behind this great way to use the
Speaker 3: water slide for a number of hours. They go down
Speaker 3: the slides, start around the water and you can swim
Speaker 3: with them.
Speaker 4: Honestly, well, you can swim with them at the aquarium.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but they're stone off their head. Those sharks
Speaker 3: are just bumping into the ground.
Speaker 4: I like the jugongs in there.
Speaker 3: I think I don't know, there's no.
Speaker 1: I think they're native to Actually, our marine animal expert
Speaker 1: will tell us the jew gong is the juw goongs
Speaker 1: in the aquarium.
Speaker 3: They're dolphins, isn't it.
Speaker 15: No juwgons at the Melbourne Aquarium is the dolphins. No dolphins,
Speaker 15: the sharks.
Speaker 4: But maybe when they move to a bigger location there'll
Speaker 4: be more room for the us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's go to Altona. Paul, Welcome to Melbourne. Whispers,
Speaker 3: wheels are off? What rumor have you heard?
Speaker 10: Hello, Okay, I'm here.
Speaker 9: You guys are putting a lot of money on the
Speaker 9: line disappearing.
Speaker 3: Oh would this be in relation to a potential eight
Speaker 3: o'clock announcement?
Speaker 16: I had no idea.
Speaker 2: Oh where would you hear such a fuf etched rumor?
Speaker 4: You've seen the instagrams the gongs involved.
Speaker 3: No comment on that rumor.
Speaker 4: More stay tunedtil eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stay tuned eight o'clock. Just how did you think
Speaker 3: they were moving the animals?
Speaker 4: I guess I just never really thought about it, right,
Speaker 4: But then I'm sure I saw a video somewhere of
Speaker 4: these big creatures in.
Speaker 2: Your and this is on the truck.
Speaker 1: This is the girl who thought there was a swimming
Speaker 1: pool on the eight three eighties.
Speaker 4: That's right, that was That's unfair. That was April fool but.
Speaker 2: You believed it.
Speaker 3: Sorry Ober for.
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 3: It is just there.
Speaker 4: That was a very good April Fool's joke. But the
Speaker 4: Emirates put.
Speaker 3: Up big announcement coming up in minutes, yeah, just over
Speaker 3: thirty minutes time.
Speaker 4: Did you guys see the Nicki Minaj saga over the weekend.
Speaker 2: It's quite a polava.
Speaker 3: No take me back beginning.
Speaker 4: Let me take you to Amsterdam, not to the red
Speaker 4: light district. But there are certain things that are legal
Speaker 4: in appstam that are not legal in other parts of
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 3: We're catching up.
Speaker 4: Go there, have a good time, but you have to
Speaker 4: leave it there. You can't take it with you anyway.
Speaker 4: Nick Minaj boarded her plane to get back to the UK.
Speaker 4: She had a sold out show and as the crowds
Speaker 4: were lining up in the UK to go and see
Speaker 4: Nicki Minaj inside the concert, she was being arrested and
Speaker 4: live streaming it.
Speaker 3: What's that flight time? An hour?
Speaker 4: Because an hour and a half to just roll straight in.
Speaker 4: But she was being arrested and in what were they
Speaker 4: saying inside the stadium?
Speaker 1: Oh, they're like, Nikki is not far away. There has
Speaker 1: been an incident, but she's not far away. And then
Speaker 1: the tone changed because video emerged streaming she was live
Speaker 1: streaming her own arrest.
Speaker 4: Where am I going? I have an idea where you're
Speaker 4: going to how I'm under arrest, but under a restaurant way.
Speaker 14: Stuff and now just stuff in the forest and we'll go.
Speaker 3: As first sposs was she trying to leave Amsterdam with
Speaker 3: some souvenirs drugs they called it, which I think it.
Speaker 4: Was pre rolled marijuana, not a brownie, cigarettes or joints
Speaker 4: as the kids called.
Speaker 3: Can you sound any older than.
Speaker 2: What you did?
Speaker 3: Just so?
Speaker 2: What are they called soft drugs?
Speaker 3: What are they? Lauren?
Speaker 4: They're called joints. She had a couple of joints that
Speaker 4: she said were her security guards. He took the fall from.
Speaker 4: But she couldn't on the plane and she couldn't go
Speaker 4: to the concert. And they just kept saying she's coming,
Speaker 4: She's coming, But the crowd are like, well, no, she's
Speaker 4: not because she's in jail.
Speaker 3: This silly question. If she didn't take them on the
Speaker 3: plane and smoked them at the airport, technically she's doing
Speaker 3: as them.
Speaker 4: I think it was like she was trying to smuggle
Speaker 4: the mount.
Speaker 2: In one of those little smoking lounges.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it won't be a sick I'm just going to
Speaker 3: take my what are the cool kids caught again? Pre
Speaker 3: rolled cigarettes to the smoking lounge and irs and I'll
Speaker 3: be back in a second. Have you known Amsterdam.
Speaker 2: I've done Amsterdam a couple of times.
Speaker 3: Dam Here it's like a menu at the cafe.
Speaker 2: There's a few selectionsos, and.
Speaker 3: Then you've got your brownies and then you've got your
Speaker 3: p r c s.
Speaker 4: There's many things you can order in Amsterdam district a whole.
Speaker 2: What can you order there?
Speaker 4: Whatever you like?
Speaker 3: So you walk down the.
Speaker 4: Street, yeah, and all the girls are in the windows.
Speaker 4: You're yeah, and then you see people popping in and popping.
Speaker 3: Back out, and then if someone goes in and get
Speaker 3: out of the window, shut the Venetian blinds and the venis.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh no, I don't know New Zealand.
Speaker 2: You've been spectator, but I've been there.
Speaker 4: But I didn't go inside. I know some people do.
Speaker 3: Of frids blood hang on, sound like you're guilty the
Speaker 3: way you're like, Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't. I didn't hire for the hour. No,
Speaker 4: I didn't. But I did walk the streets with my friends,
Speaker 4: not working soliday.
Speaker 3: Working holiday. You pull her shift over there. I hope
Speaker 3: you're on the right base.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't get much business. I don't think i'll be
Speaker 4: closing the Venetian blinds in last.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why you were walking, and you were looking
Speaker 3: for the customers rather than coming to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a it's an interesting place, amsterday. I'm great fun.
Speaker 4: It's a hope over there.
Speaker 3: It's watching a live episode of Travel. Guys, we must
Speaker 3: let's do it. Five thousand bucks out for grabs. Alison,
Speaker 3: a fellow Pie supporter joining us on the air.
Speaker 4: Morning Alison, I'd love.
Speaker 3: To say nice, it'll win on Friday night. But another
Speaker 3: bloody drawl.
Speaker 11: I think I'll take it.
Speaker 9: I'm not a I'm not a I'm not having a
Speaker 9: problem with the drawer.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Allison, get it.
Speaker 2: Two points in the bank.
Speaker 3: I'm greedy the.
Speaker 4: Nun all right, Allison. The pies didn't get a windo.
Speaker 4: Let's see if we can get you win today. I
Speaker 4: got three questions here, a five thousand dollar question which
Speaker 4: is tricky, A medium question for five hundred, or an
Speaker 4: easy question for fifty bucks? Or what do you think
Speaker 4: in this morning?
Speaker 9: I think I'm going to go to five thousand.
Speaker 3: Please five thousand dollars. Now, we'll point out five k
Speaker 3: question can be hard. Okay, don't freak out, but you
Speaker 3: do only have three seconds. So if you don't know
Speaker 3: it off the top of your head, I would suggest
Speaker 3: taking a guess.
Speaker 9: I guess, Okay, I will.
Speaker 4: All right, Alison, let's do it.
Speaker 3: What do you do for a living?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 5: I'm a promise teacher.
Speaker 3: A primary school teacher.
Speaker 9: Yet that's the Holy spirit shout.
Speaker 4: You might know this?
Speaker 3: All right? Here we go?
Speaker 4: All right, Allison?
Speaker 3: What they say? Right?
Speaker 4: For five thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 4: What animal's milk is pink? Three?
Speaker 9: Two?
Speaker 3: Don't che.
Speaker 4: Five thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Allison?
Speaker 4: Direct keep I thought pink milk?
Speaker 3: How the hell?
Speaker 4: How did you know that?
Speaker 9: I was just thinking it was a pink moutha and
Speaker 9: just thinking.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, that's all I could see in my
Speaker 11: head when you.
Speaker 9: Ask me, I'm a teacher, and I.
Speaker 12: Know stuff, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Yes, because you know stuff when you get when you
Speaker 4: said you're a teacher. I looked at our executive producer
Speaker 4: and I and Ericans will know this, and he goes
Speaker 4: absolutely not. I didn't know this. You just had a vision.
Speaker 4: You have pink mil you bose have pink milk.
Speaker 3: Five thousand dollars and.
Speaker 4: That was so much.
Speaker 9: That's again, I love the show, Love you guys.
Speaker 3: Now you roll that out? Yeah, yeah, he rolled out
Speaker 3: after giving five.
Speaker 4: Thanks Allison.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mutilation jokes are cost of living. Everything so blood
Speaker 3: expensive at the moment. I'm hoping that's going to come
Speaker 3: in handy.
Speaker 9: Oh like I couldn't believe the three kids in school,
Speaker 9: So yes.
Speaker 4: Please, yes, yes, five thousand dollars will go a long way. Allison. Congratulations,
Speaker 4: but a.
Speaker 9: Way to appreciate it week you started off.
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks guys, Alison.
Speaker 1: Alison, tell us again, tell Melbourne and what color is
Speaker 1: a hippopotamus's milk?
Speaker 9: It's totally pi yeah.
Speaker 4: Totally big. You are correct.
Speaker 3: Maggie's in the stuff room today.
Speaker 4: I have a great day, Alis.
Speaker 3: Five thousand dollars. Congratulations, another five k winner here on
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Speaker 4: I love the five thousand dollars. Did you guys know that?
Speaker 4: Did you guys know that?
Speaker 2: Not a chance?
Speaker 3: Hey guys, it's just gone three past eight.
Speaker 4: Come on, let's do it. We've been saying all morning,
Speaker 4: we've got an announcementnute, no turning back now eight o three,
Speaker 4: come on.
Speaker 3: Next, Well, good morning, everybody. Welcome Monday. And it is a.
Speaker 4: Sparkler, isn't a beautiful out there, Jay? Beautiful day for
Speaker 4: an announcement.
Speaker 3: Great day for a family meeting.
Speaker 4: Laws, great day for a family meeting.
Speaker 3: In the past, on this show, you could say family
Speaker 3: meetings have been about.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they went downhill, then didn't they really did?
Speaker 3: They're about saying goodbye to things. This one is a
Speaker 3: little different.
Speaker 4: I wonder what people think we're announcement. I'd love to
Speaker 4: know what are the theories? What do you think?
Speaker 3: I think a couple of people have guessed it.
Speaker 4: I've had a few DM slides.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, now you know when we hit go on this,
Speaker 3: there's no turning back.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, you know that guys.
Speaker 4: You ready, I'm ready. Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Let's do it something.
Speaker 17: It's a game played throughout the world.
Speaker 4: Something is not the.
Speaker 17: Same a game we all played.
Speaker 18: It's a child now.
Speaker 9: Now wherever you are.
Speaker 17: But this game game is worth two hundred and fifty
Speaker 17: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm going to food.
Speaker 18: Hide Don't Seeker is a classic game with simple rules.
Speaker 18: You just need to or more players and an area
Speaker 18: with lots of places to hide. Players can seal themselves
Speaker 18: in the environment to be found by one or more seekers.
Speaker 18: Speakers who find the hiders will become.
Speaker 5: Rich.
Speaker 18: I'm going to foot.
Speaker 17: Melbourne's biggest game of Hide and Seek is coming. Jason
Speaker 17: Lauren will be hidden somewhere in Melbourne. They could be
Speaker 17: in your suburb, in your street. Maybe they're right under
Speaker 17: your nose. The faster you find them, the law cash
Speaker 17: you win.
Speaker 19: Hide hid Seek noverre's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
Speaker 19: Hide and Seek the search for Jason Lawrence start.
Speaker 5: Soon, Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Wowy two one hundred and fifty thousand dollars on our.
Speaker 4: Head quarter of a million dollings.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh we're going to be living together?
Speaker 4: Oh no, fine, as quickly Melbourne's.
Speaker 3: So here's the go.
Speaker 4: We're going into hiding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not yet, not this week, today, not today, not
Speaker 3: this week. So you've still got time to you know,
Speaker 3: get a little group together, start planning, get the butcher's
Speaker 3: paper out, you got it. When we start, we will
Speaker 3: off like clues on air on nov you can watch
Speaker 3: nov socials for clues on where we could be anywhere
Speaker 3: in Melbourne we could be hit.
Speaker 4: This is huge where this radio show we could be hiding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when we start, we're going to be like
Speaker 3: hidden in this location. We'll be doing the radio show
Speaker 3: from there. We won't be leaving, No, we will not.
Speaker 3: We will be living in this location.
Speaker 4: Until we are found together.
Speaker 3: Wow, I love playing, you know, I probably set up
Speaker 3: I'm not playing in it. You'll play with me?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're already annoying me.
Speaker 3: Have fun?
Speaker 4: How long are you not coming? Are you not coming?
Speaker 3: He has his channel nine, the left side of joint.
Speaker 2: It's just as I say, have fun with.
Speaker 4: Him, just me and Chase, without you, without the middle child.
Speaker 3: Oh no, two hundred and fifty k is a lot of.
Speaker 4: A lot of money. Yeah, a quarter of a million dollars.
Speaker 3: If you have any questions about the game. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: fourteen is our number if you want to join us
Speaker 3: on the air. But yeah, I would, I'd suggest getting
Speaker 3: a little group together.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, I'm so bad at keeping secrets.
Speaker 2: That's the way you keep the secrets.
Speaker 3: That's why I've told you a fake location.
Speaker 4: I've got an idea where we're going to be.
Speaker 3: We are not in the GYG drive through. I know
Speaker 3: you fell for that straight away, but we are not.
Speaker 3: I will say, we're not going to be in a house,
Speaker 3: We're not going to be in a school, and we're
Speaker 3: not going to be in a hospital.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: Everything else, though, is open.
Speaker 4: Slabber is a possibility.
Speaker 1: And this is closely closely, closely carded secrets. So much
Speaker 1: so I've been excluded from meetings. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: despising you.
Speaker 3: The meetings around here. It's been like in the situation room,
Speaker 3: we've used code words.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what's going on in any of
Speaker 4: those moos.
Speaker 3: To be fair, you don't know what's going on in
Speaker 3: any meeting.
Speaker 4: It's true, so try don't listen.
Speaker 3: Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. It's Melbourne's biggest game
Speaker 3: of Hide and seek. Basically, we will be hidden somewhere.
Speaker 3: We will offload clues. The first person to find where
Speaker 3: we are knock on the door and say, Jason Laurren,
Speaker 3: come out, come out reever you are will win.
Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifty k. So we've played this game
Speaker 1: before in the past, but not like this, no idea.
Speaker 1: This is just on heat.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is different, bigger, better.
Speaker 2: How are you feeling, Jason.
Speaker 4: Nervous because I'm nervous too. Yeah, I'm nervous for many reasons.
Speaker 3: Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. As much as I
Speaker 3: want someone to win it, I definitely don't want to
Speaker 3: be found straight away. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: But the sooner we found, the sooner I get out
Speaker 4: of there, and not enough to hang with you.
Speaker 3: Yes, suppose there was a positive song.
Speaker 4: We will be sleeping, we will be working, we will
Speaker 4: be dining.
Speaker 3: We take everything in with us so that way we
Speaker 3: don't have to leave the location it is. We never
Speaker 3: leave a huge amount of back end work. We have
Speaker 3: a huge team working for weeks. It's two hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty eight. We will stay hidden and we will keep
Speaker 3: broadcasting from this location until we are found.
Speaker 4: What do you think, Melbourne.
Speaker 3: It's going to start very soon thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: If you have play with any questions, let's.
Speaker 3: Go Melbourne's biggest game of hide and seek.
Speaker 4: This is going to be fun.
Speaker 3: For two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a corner of
Speaker 3: a million bucks up for grabs only on Nov. One hundred.
Speaker 3: Good morning, hid.
Speaker 17: No, there's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars hide and seek.
Speaker 17: The search for Jason to Lawrence start soon Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Good morning, every one twenty one past eight. The news
Speaker 3: is out. We are about to embark on Melbourne's biggest
Speaker 3: game of hide and seek. We are worth a quarter
Speaker 3: of a million dollars.
Speaker 4: Two hundred and fifty two thousand buffaloonis is on our head.
Speaker 2: Jason.
Speaker 3: We will be hidden somewhere in Melbourne. It will not
Speaker 3: be a school, it will not be a hospital, and
Speaker 3: it will not be a house. So forget the idea that, oh,
Speaker 3: we're going to get an Airbnb and just tied in
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 4: That would be nice. Absolutely mansion with a bus. Yes,
Speaker 4: I would not be getting in the spa with Jase.
Speaker 4: You know what, We'll get one to the Maybe there
Speaker 4: is a spa where we're going.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe not, So have a think about it. As
Speaker 3: you're driving around your suburb today, just keep your eyes out,
Speaker 3: look around. Oh will that be a good hiding spot?
Speaker 3: Could we be hidden there? Because we're going to be
Speaker 3: moving to this location. We'll be broadcasting live from there.
Speaker 3: We'll take everything and with.
Speaker 4: Us, and the first person to find us to knock
Speaker 4: on the door and say, Jason, Lauren, come out, come
Speaker 4: out wherever you are could be a quarter of a
Speaker 4: million dollars richer.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what the amount of work that case
Speaker 3: into this, even the plans to get us to the location. Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 3: It feels very Stop talking.
Speaker 4: Were scared you're going to ruin something?
Speaker 3: This is what you do.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: I'm in my got questions as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, thirteen twenty fourten is our number. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Clint from South Melbourne. Morning Clint, Good morning, Jace,
Speaker 3: Good morning Laurens. The first time caller. Yeah, who's your favorite?
Speaker 2: Don't do that, I don't know it's me anyway. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm I won't be able to play this game, but
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 1: Will you just be upping and leaving me by myself
Speaker 1: at some point, at some point, Yes.
Speaker 3: The game will not start when well.
Speaker 4: I've been ripped off because I thought you were coming.
Speaker 3: That's how I go now and commit to it.
Speaker 4: That's how I agree to it. And that's just man, Jason, Well.
Speaker 3: Clint, sometimes we don't get what we want, Lauren. So
Speaker 3: the game's not going to start this week. It will
Speaker 3: start soon, okay, Okay, And yes, we will disappear and
Speaker 3: then we'll pop up in a location and you find us,
Speaker 3: you win the money.
Speaker 4: There are many calls coming through with questions. Now, Jase,
Speaker 4: don't ruin anything.
Speaker 3: Okay. I want to say a word Mariam.
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning. You excited for Hide and Seek?
Speaker 9: I am so excited, but I'm off the first us like,
Speaker 9: are you okay with.
Speaker 11: You guys being away?
Speaker 8: Tell the time?
Speaker 3: Someone's fine, that's right. I will be away from my kids.
Speaker 3: So if someone knocks on the door and I are,
Speaker 3: and I'll probably give you five K out of my
Speaker 3: own pocket. Soy, can you come back.
Speaker 4: In the week Let me stay here please? Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Paul's very happy for me to be out of the house. Actually,
Speaker 4: he's hoping we don't get found. For a month.
Speaker 3: Imagine if we're together for a month.
Speaker 4: No, I can't imagine that. I'll go hang out with
Speaker 4: Paul Hey, Bachelor Pad, House Parties.
Speaker 3: Sammy Jay, Sammy good morning, Hey, good morning, guys.
Speaker 12: Confused.
Speaker 11: If you're not going to be in a house, school,
Speaker 11: or hospital, are you going to be in a comedy.
Speaker 3: Then that's a very specific sort of it is.
Speaker 4: Imagine you and I comby down for a month.
Speaker 3: You know what. I know we're not supposed to say yeah,
Speaker 3: your nay to anything.
Speaker 4: It could be something like that.
Speaker 3: But I'm what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Wait my coffee trusted?
Speaker 3: Why would you say that?
Speaker 2: Where would you should?
Speaker 3: Should hang on? Two seconds ago? Don't don't that's anything
Speaker 3: fast forward? Something like that?
Speaker 4: I said. I said, we shouldn't actually answer questions because exactly.
Speaker 3: What you sent me off the air? And then what
Speaker 3: did you just say that?
Speaker 4: Nothing? I didn't. Well, we could be anywhere.
Speaker 2: You should be in one of those juicy rentals.
Speaker 4: You know what, we will be a wicked car.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to do this, but I'm bringing a gag.
Speaker 4: That sounds kinky and I'm not into it. Emily, Emily, good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Brady, get me the gag. Are you going what's
Speaker 3: your question?
Speaker 5: Stockware for weeks?
Speaker 12: Do you have bathrooms?
Speaker 7: You have showers?
Speaker 11: Are you guys just gonna stink?
Speaker 3: Have you heard the KFC wet wipe?
Speaker 4: Don't do this has taking me back to school camp days.
Speaker 4: We had to dig a hole?
Speaker 3: What okay to make damper?
Speaker 4: We know you wouldn't want to make it very dam
Speaker 4: This one's we're going to cook together.
Speaker 3: We're gonna stop stop talking, stop talking. Let's just say
Speaker 3: that's that's why there's so much work has gone into
Speaker 3: this because we might have to Let's just say, there
Speaker 3: are facilities.
Speaker 4: There's going to have to be our whether we bring
Speaker 4: them with us.
Speaker 3: Or whether they're a part of the location we are hiding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good answer. Thank you away Luke from Killmore.
Speaker 16: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 3: How's it going. We're good?
Speaker 2: Have you got away?
Speaker 16: I've got a way to win kidnaps Clint and carrogate.
Speaker 9: Him kidnap Hopefully the.
Speaker 4: Problem doesn't know what happened to tell kidnap him knock out.
Speaker 1: Honestly, hand on heart, I do not know any details.
Speaker 1: I have been left out of all these conversations.
Speaker 3: Also, I would like to clarify we will not pay
Speaker 3: a ransom.
Speaker 11: No, not for not even the over bosses like I
Speaker 11: would eat Clint with Clint.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, sorry, no offense. Clean in the state,
Speaker 3: they say, we don't negotiate with terrorists. That's our rule.
Speaker 3: On this show. We said that day one, if one
Speaker 3: of us gets taken hostage, yeah tootles, no, just clean,
Speaker 3: that'd pay for us.
Speaker 4: All right, Oh my gosh. I'm so excited, But I'm
Speaker 4: also so nervous because how am I. You don't if
Speaker 4: anyone sees me, don't ask me any questions.
Speaker 2: Well, you didn't add to any of those questions.
Speaker 3: You know the problem. I'll be down I did, and
Speaker 3: he said he was going to gag me. I'll be
Speaker 3: down at Hampton RSL and someone will be like, hey
Speaker 3: for a schooner, would you? Oh yeah, you know, and
Speaker 3: a few I might be. I'll give you a clue.
Speaker 3: I won't.
Speaker 4: When are we going in?
Speaker 2: That's what I tried to ask.
Speaker 4: It's not today. I'm not prepared, not prepared today. I'm
Speaker 4: not ready for it today. It's not today, Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Is it today? It's not We're going to need that gag.
Speaker 4: Alright, Oh that's two against fun, is it? I'm glad
Speaker 4: you're not coming back.
Speaker 2: I'm playing.
Speaker 3: Did you almost say, oh my god, I'm glad you're
Speaker 3: not coming in the comedy ben with too much.
Speaker 4: This game is going to be hard, all right, So
Speaker 4: it's going to be fun.
Speaker 3: It's going to be so much fun. Get the kids involved.
Speaker 3: Make sure you listen to Nova. We're going to be
Speaker 3: offloading clues. Follow all the Nova social channels in our show.
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren on Socials will upload clues there as well.
Speaker 3: A quarter of a million dollars. Melbourne's biggest game of
Speaker 3: hide and seek is on cost of living is at
Speaker 3: the moment. It is everywhere I go people are talking
Speaker 3: about it like everything is just adding up so much
Speaker 3: more expense.
Speaker 2: There's no relief inside it. So you need well, I mean,
Speaker 2: July one, you'll get a tax cut, so that's something
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Month.
Speaker 4: I just had to look at the calendar.
Speaker 2: Were almost we're all winter is coming.
Speaker 4: We're nearly at the end of financial year.
Speaker 3: I'm going to save you a bit of coin this morning,
Speaker 3: especially if you're a parent. Schools, whether it's fees or
Speaker 3: whether it's in Hey, we need a donation for this.
Speaker 3: In a donation for that school uniforms, all that it
Speaker 3: adds up.
Speaker 4: It's expensive, isn't it. Kids? One part of the year
Speaker 4: that they're expensive kids.
Speaker 3: Well, one part of the year it can be quite pricey.
Speaker 3: In the school calendar is school photos? Yeah right?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because then you have to pay for the pack.
Speaker 4: What do you want? You just want the classroom? Got
Speaker 4: the headshot? My mum used to get the headshot in
Speaker 4: all the different sizes and what.
Speaker 2: Are you going to do with all for a wallet?
Speaker 1: She wants one for a photo frame on her bedside
Speaker 1: table and needs one to always got.
Speaker 3: One throwing the USB in case you want to put
Speaker 3: it on social Yeah, we didn't have us in my day. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so things are quite prissy. Lou and I were sitting
Speaker 3: there going because they send out the fly, going do
Speaker 3: you want the photos? And we were like, you know what,
Speaker 3: do we really need them? This year?
Speaker 2: Haven't changed that much?
Speaker 3: You have to like we've got the family album each
Speaker 3: year you flick through there they are to be honest,
Speaker 3: did they still.
Speaker 4: Sit in that silly little van? You know, you get
Speaker 4: your individuals?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So anyway, we're just looking at the fly. It
Speaker 3: came home and we're like, no, we're going to say
Speaker 3: no this year, and we opted for no. They didn't
Speaker 3: take no as an answer.
Speaker 4: Why what do you mean you want to know? So
Speaker 4: you didn't want photos?
Speaker 3: What do you mean in front of us every day?
Speaker 3: I don't need a photo of them. I see them.
Speaker 4: Surely. You just say you're good for it.
Speaker 2: Mate, you're good for You've.
Speaker 3: Got a save coin where you can How much?
Speaker 4: What are they asking?
Speaker 3: Tell him the dream? Don't worry. It's worked in my
Speaker 3: favor because they sent us a sample.
Speaker 2: What do you mean has it got like.
Speaker 4: These guys have said no, let's try and do the sales.
Speaker 3: That's right? When the sample right? And I like, you
Speaker 3: know what, this is good enough for?
Speaker 2: Give us a look?
Speaker 4: Does it have hang on?
Speaker 2: It's got watermarks right across his face. He looks like
Speaker 2: Dustin Martin with tattoos.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Hey, that's the cue. That's Hudson. So
Speaker 4: we're looking to picture Jason's son, honey. And then look
Speaker 4: how cute he looks like? Could you not buy that?
Speaker 3: I don't need to.
Speaker 4: I've got that point framing our office. Please.
Speaker 3: We printed off the sample and we put it on
Speaker 3: the fridge. Yeah, you tight ass, it's just got it.
Speaker 4: Looks like he's got writing all over his feelings as well.
Speaker 3: Don't worry, we didn't cheap out. We've got the free sample.
Speaker 4: It looks like boy jaws. The stars are over his eyes.
Speaker 2: Look at the make it looks like he's he looks
Speaker 2: like kiss.
Speaker 4: Look at the makeup. Oh you can't do that. I
Speaker 4: think through his head.
Speaker 3: This is genius. Thank you, Clint.
Speaker 2: It's going in a frame.
Speaker 4: Yes, no, that looks Terrible's like he's got face paint when.
Speaker 3: You get sent to school holidays.
Speaker 4: Look how cute he is.
Speaker 3: Opt for no, and they will send you a sample.
Speaker 3: He's in the fun if you are happy to deal
Speaker 3: with the watermark logo over their front when they've.
Speaker 4: Never upgraded the background. Have they really have a background?
Speaker 1: I had?
Speaker 4: Remember I showed you mine. You taught me I looked
Speaker 4: like ROBERTA. William He said, Oh my god, you look
Speaker 4: like ROBERTA. Williams.
Speaker 3: That sounds like something I would say gorgeous, because.
Speaker 1: When you're flicking through the photo album in a few
Speaker 1: years time, you can say, and this is when we
Speaker 1: had the credit crunch.
Speaker 3: News is out. We have two hundred and fifty thousand
Speaker 3: dollars on our head.
Speaker 4: Yes, if you missed it earlier, we did announce that
Speaker 4: we are going into hide and seek.
Speaker 3: We are about to play Melbourne's biggest game of hide
Speaker 3: and seek. Lauren and I will be hidden somewhere in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: It will not be a house, it will not be
Speaker 3: a hospital, and it won't be a school and say
Speaker 3: no more everywhere else. It will be on the table.
Speaker 2: Good guys.
Speaker 3: Yes, what I'm saying first person to fine est wins
Speaker 3: the money. It is that easy, and the game will
Speaker 3: begin soon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not yet, not today, Definitely not today because I'm
Speaker 4: not organized.
Speaker 3: In fact, not this week. I will say not this week.
Speaker 4: Definitely not this week.
Speaker 3: So that way, it gives you time to start, you know,
Speaker 3: getting a little hunting crew together.
Speaker 2: Get ready, No, not you hunting crew?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like work as on a hunt. Absolutely, work as
Speaker 3: a team.
Speaker 4: Should we drop a clue?
Speaker 2: No, jesus, not yet.
Speaker 4: I won't give them a clue. Woman, Maybe that was
Speaker 4: the maybe I already dropped the clue.
Speaker 3: We haven't we have dropped it.
Speaker 4: I might maybe I have.
Speaker 3: You haven't.
Speaker 16: How do you know?
Speaker 4: You don't listen to me? Anyway?
Speaker 3: She could have dropped the clue. You're about to say,
Speaker 3: I haven't you must drop a pin? Should I drop
Speaker 3: a clue, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: I will be our bosses king and I'm going to
Speaker 4: drop a clue.
Speaker 3: I will be blown away if we last an hour
Speaker 3: with you. Melbourne's biggest game of hide and seek is
Speaker 3: come tell anyone you know what she's running. She's running
Speaker 3: on half speed today because mum was up last night
Speaker 3: pacing around the house.
Speaker 4: I couldn't sleep.
Speaker 3: The Grand Prix was.
Speaker 4: On the Grand Prix, the Monicoke Grand Prix bucket list.
Speaker 4: It's a dream. I've always wanted to go, but I
Speaker 4: didn't go.
Speaker 2: My partner is there, bust. I'd love to go, but
Speaker 2: I couldn't go.
Speaker 4: But I couldn't go because I'm stucky with these two lunatics.
Speaker 4: And Paul called me at three o'clock in the morning
Speaker 4: to give me an update.
Speaker 3: Well, a big day for a local boy.
Speaker 4: Oscar Piastre number two the podium baby.
Speaker 3: His mum joins us next on Nomber one hundred goes.
Speaker 3: Let's head to mony.
Speaker 4: Huge night last night, the Monicoke Grand Prix. It's like
Speaker 4: the most iconic of all the Formula one racers. I've
Speaker 4: always wanted to go and my fiance. Paul is there
Speaker 4: at the moment, and he said to me called yesterday
Speaker 4: and he was like, once in a lifetime. Back, once
Speaker 4: in a lifetime, and I'm like, well, can we make
Speaker 4: it twice in a lifetime so I can go once too?
Speaker 3: Have you told Clinton what you wake up to at
Speaker 3: three o'clock this morning?
Speaker 4: I'm tired.
Speaker 3: So he's there, he's on a boy's trip bags, like
Speaker 3: luxury boat with some big names. He's over there with
Speaker 3: Maddie Damon.
Speaker 4: Mattie Damon, they're there together, and they decided at three
Speaker 4: point thirty this morning, is that Paul was going to
Speaker 4: FaceTime me, who was in the pitch back sound asleep
Speaker 4: in Melbourne, and matt was going to FaceTime his wife
Speaker 4: in New York and then make us.
Speaker 2: Talk to each other.
Speaker 4: Course just whold just on speakerphone, and they were in
Speaker 4: the conversation. I was like, I could just call Lucy
Speaker 4: if I wanted to talk to Lucy at three o'clock
Speaker 4: in the morning, but I was sleeping.
Speaker 3: Anybody did you take it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I took it. Do you talk about eighteen minutes?
Speaker 3: Eighteen minutes?
Speaker 4: And I was looking at it before it was eighteen yep.
Speaker 4: Eighteen minutes. I sat on the phone to them and
Speaker 4: then they were like, I think Lossie's gone. I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm still here. I was lying in pitched black in
Speaker 4: my bed, just with it on.
Speaker 3: Speak of Jason Bourne. You don't hang up that phone.
Speaker 4: Having a while.
Speaker 2: Boy would have gone straight through the keeper with me.
Speaker 4: Just really, I thought maybe there was a situation. I
Speaker 4: was excited that he call me on a boys trip.
Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, something juicy has happened. He just
Speaker 4: wanted to wake me up.
Speaker 3: Something exciting happened for our local lad.
Speaker 8: Though.
Speaker 4: How much Grand Prix do you think the boys watched
Speaker 4: on their boys trip? I think they can.
Speaker 2: They seek question? Can they see you can.
Speaker 4: See the tech big screens all around if.
Speaker 3: You're watching the race, they would see the Yeah, did
Speaker 3: you hear the cars in the background when they ring?
Speaker 4: No, it was o'clock at night over there. I wonder
Speaker 4: if they're still going to background.
Speaker 3: Don't answer that that's in trap.
Speaker 4: But yes, anyway, big night at the Monteco Grand Prix.
Speaker 4: Very proud of our Melbourne boy, Oscar Piarestree, who started
Speaker 4: in p two finished in p.
Speaker 3: Two.
Speaker 4: It was one of the only Grand Prixs where they
Speaker 4: finished in the same position as they started. Very tricky
Speaker 4: course overstake from the front.
Speaker 3: Right tricky. We were proud. Someone we spoke to a
Speaker 3: little bit earlier was a lot more proud than.
Speaker 4: Usastreet Oscar's gorgeous mum who lives here in Melbourne with
Speaker 4: his three sisters. He's obviously off troubling the world we
Speaker 4: spoke to earlier, your family and just so gorgeous. You
Speaker 4: guys are just glued to the screen watching him go
Speaker 4: around like beaming with pride. But seeing him on the
Speaker 4: podium last night, standing up there with his trophy, that's
Speaker 4: what you live for, right, That's what he lives for.
Speaker 11: I mean, he's been going for a long time. He
Speaker 11: left at fourteen well to pursue this dream. But when
Speaker 11: they're so happy, he's so happy and just I mean,
Speaker 11: not many people get to actually achieve their their dreams,
Speaker 11: the dream come true. To be on a podium in
Speaker 11: Mona Coral just being a Formula one car.
Speaker 4: Amazing?
Speaker 3: Did you see and not the crash I'm not talking
Speaker 3: about on lap one, but there was a boat crash arena.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 4: I saw the headline and I was like, Jesus, if
Speaker 4: this is Paul and his stupid maids. But it wasn't
Speaker 4: It wasn't him. Someone took it. It looked like a tender,
Speaker 4: one of the smaller boats.
Speaker 3: My dad always said, if you want some entertainment, grab
Speaker 3: a six pack and sit down at the boat ramp
Speaker 3: and just watch idiots trying to put boats on all these.
Speaker 4: Boat Those boats they have over there are amazing, so
Speaker 4: it wouldn't be a cheap mistake that was made. When
Speaker 4: the boat crashed over the.
Speaker 3: Jetty, it was an out of controlled tender.
Speaker 2: It looked like I had no driver. I think he
Speaker 2: fell off ghost boat.
Speaker 3: A ghost boat, and it's like called through the marina
Speaker 3: and then driven up onto the dry dock, just missing people.
Speaker 4: Those boats are so big, some of them that that
Speaker 4: wouldn't have been a tiny boat, and it looked minuscule
Speaker 4: next to some of those big boats. Paul said that
Speaker 4: there were boats out there that were so big they
Speaker 4: couldn't even get into the marina.
Speaker 3: It's a bit like Jason's boatliners. You've got a shower
Speaker 3: on yours. Actually, actually I have a water plumps off
Speaker 3: a toilet on your boat. No, you just stand at
Speaker 3: the back and like you lean on the back, and
Speaker 3: you get a mate to hold you by the shirt
Speaker 3: so you don't fall in.
Speaker 4: And he's still a wizzer off the side.
Speaker 3: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess so. I thought you might have
Speaker 4: had an actual proper toilet. You got an underneath.
Speaker 3: No, or it is. It's a tiny it's not a tinny.
Speaker 4: I've seen it. A steering wheel does have a thing
Speaker 4: at the back place.
Speaker 2: Imagine you.
Speaker 3: It's pull on your movie star Matt Damon would not
Speaker 3: be on this boat in it.
Speaker 4: He'd love it. He'd love the timmy.
Speaker 3: Hey, what are you guys like behind the wheel?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, I'm okay.
Speaker 4: No, it's terrible. He gets distracted. When I drove into
Speaker 4: your car last time, I've got whiplash. You knew that
Speaker 4: was bad.
Speaker 2: But I put this universe on her back. Excuse me,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I flipped her in the celebrity.
Speaker 4: And she rolled on her roof. I like the way
Speaker 4: you said it better, very different to having this universe
Speaker 4: on her back.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Who should not be behind the wheel?
Speaker 3: Quint mawa maa maa if and I in the car
Speaker 3: right now, isn't she? I think I'm saying, you know
Speaker 3: what was the mobile? I'll no, because it'll.
Speaker 4: Ring you think she shouldn't have her driver's lisense, Like if.
Speaker 3: I go in the car with low I cannot sit
Speaker 3: in a passenger seat her spatial awareness. I'll be like,
Speaker 3: and my anxiety will just go through the room. She's
Speaker 3: going to hit the rims. She's going to hit the
Speaker 3: rims and then having a passenger and it'll be like,
Speaker 3: that's the gutter, or she'll go the other.
Speaker 4: Passengers who think they should be driving, like, just get
Speaker 4: up and walk.
Speaker 3: Then would she don't want you? You could park another
Speaker 3: car between her car and the gun.
Speaker 4: That's considerate of her. What if someone else needs that
Speaker 4: park they can park in between. Thoughtful, she's got you there.
Speaker 3: When she's reversing out the driveway, I tell the kids
Speaker 3: to run for cover.
Speaker 4: ILL just park wherever I want.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: I went to this long game on the weekend and
Speaker 4: I just thought this now standing looks good to me.
Speaker 4: There was no parking.
Speaker 3: Does he putsards on?
Speaker 4: I don't know where they are.
Speaker 3: You don't know where the hazard button is in the car?
Speaker 4: No, I told you that.
Speaker 2: So what do you got an indicator and a Deefer
Speaker 2: drag left there? Do you do?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 4: Was there when I came back and it was.
Speaker 2: No ticket.
Speaker 4: No ticket. That's a win, that's a win.
Speaker 3: Oh there was no wheels either. It was up on
Speaker 3: blocks thirteen twenty four ten. Who should not be behind
Speaker 3: the wheel? Yeah you want to job your selfie in
Speaker 3: or a partner.
Speaker 4: We got free self, but we nearly had three accidents
Speaker 4: when we drove back on the other day.
Speaker 3: Okay, down keating mail on it. I will turn this around.
Speaker 3: It almost two two hundred and fifty dollars. Frank Green
Speaker 3: Lucky bags up for grabs thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: I'm having a rough morning, aren't I?
Speaker 3: What you're up? Last night? Mum was watching the Formula One?
Speaker 4: Getting the boy went well? Did any oscar piastre well done?
Speaker 3: We the podium spoke to his mum from Brighton this
Speaker 3: morning when he comes back to Melbourne. How is he
Speaker 3: with you behind the wheel if you pick him up
Speaker 3: from the airport in the toago? Is he like the driver?
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's not great.
Speaker 3: Imagine that you're formerly the one driving your mum's driving
Speaker 3: your car.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, get out of the right lane, mom,
Speaker 2: left right floor.
Speaker 4: Mom, Yeah, she's lovely Nicole Yastre. It's nice to talk to.
Speaker 1: There are some shocking drivers on the road, and I've
Speaker 1: got a theory it used to be Volvo drivers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they set a huge block your ears.
Speaker 2: I reckon Tesla drivers are shocking.
Speaker 3: I agree, are they just bin to your one over here?
Speaker 3: Might be saving the world? Electric car?
Speaker 2: But maybe not you, Lauren, but your Tesla brothers and sisters.
Speaker 4: Uber, it's a Tesla. I kept getting Tesla? Or am
Speaker 4: I booking?
Speaker 2: I think you're booking the nicer route, comfort elect comfort electric.
Speaker 3: Because mighty, I thirty that rock up for me on
Speaker 3: Friday night to get home from the past was economical.
Speaker 3: It was not a Tesla.
Speaker 4: But was he a good driver?
Speaker 3: I don't know. My feet were in the front seat
Speaker 3: and I was little. She was tight.
Speaker 4: It's funny when you get really smaller, big, there's three
Speaker 4: adults in the back and you're like, you's.
Speaker 3: In the front.
Speaker 2: Do you know what funny you should say this? I
Speaker 2: got in. I got in the back right, so behind
Speaker 2: the driver.
Speaker 3: Don't do that. That's scarce.
Speaker 4: That feels lopsided to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a plane. They like to see you
Speaker 3: so you balance out.
Speaker 2: But it threw him and it through me as well,
Speaker 2: but I sort of went with it.
Speaker 3: No, it's probably I would freak out if that's where
Speaker 3: the passenger sat. I'm like, I don't want them behind me.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to behind me on I like riding shotgun?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 4: I think some uber drivers find that quite confronting. They
Speaker 4: don't like it.
Speaker 1: You've got to go left, back, your back left always.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna start out in the middle,
Speaker 1: the right, right things right, that's right in the middle
Speaker 1: with a little strap thirteen twenty four ten. Who should
Speaker 1: be taken?
Speaker 4: Just thought of you sitting in the middle, set in
Speaker 4: the fact seat.
Speaker 3: And every time they'll look at the review mirror, I'll
Speaker 3: be like.
Speaker 4: Just your big head, hello, all right? Who shouldn't be
Speaker 4: behind the wheel? Melbourne, thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 4: Jen in Wheelers Hill? Do you know someone who shouldn't
Speaker 4: be driving?
Speaker 3: My mother?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 4: What's wrong?
Speaker 2: They're going to say, under the bus, But don't do that.
Speaker 5: I can do it because she leaves them West in
Speaker 5: Australia going to know this happens, and so.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with they're driving?
Speaker 5: She's fine ish.
Speaker 4: On the road, like the most of us car funny.
Speaker 5: She's in car park, Oh, absolutely terrifying in car packs,
Speaker 5: not pedestrians. She's very respectful there. She's had three fender
Speaker 5: benders in twenty twenty three into a new car. Cender
Speaker 5: bender like she's parn't badly and someone pulled in or
Speaker 5: pulled out and they scratched down the.
Speaker 7: Side of it.
Speaker 5: I don't understand why, I like, you let my brothers
Speaker 5: talk you into buying a car for a young family
Speaker 5: instead of the little jack cracky you should be driving.
Speaker 4: What car is she driving?
Speaker 5: Like it's one of these when she bought it's one
Speaker 5: of these, like six seaters.
Speaker 4: Nan Nan doesn't need one of them.
Speaker 3: My wife parked the other down at half Moon Bay
Speaker 3: and then she's left the door open and the winds
Speaker 3: hit it, so it's throwing the door into another car.
Speaker 2: Did she did she just drive off the door? Did
Speaker 2: she drive off?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Laura, was she in the car, she
Speaker 3: was getting out of the car. She got out of
Speaker 3: the car, left the door open, and then yeah, the
Speaker 3: wind hit it.
Speaker 2: She drove off?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, the other owner was there. I said,
Speaker 3: please tell me drove off? She said, no, no, you
Speaker 3: can't be doing that the test.
Speaker 4: Leanna in Cheltenham, good morning. Who shouldn't be driving that?
Speaker 5: You know mine?
Speaker 8: It's the neighbor.
Speaker 4: Oh, what's wrong with your neighbors?
Speaker 8: They hit the fence about nineteen plus his death, blind
Speaker 8: in one eye.
Speaker 2: Really definitely.
Speaker 3: That's allowed.
Speaker 8: I think, so it's not allowed, And I don't know
Speaker 8: he's still driving. He's driving his wife weekly to the
Speaker 8: local chops and the cafe.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's so sad though, because you take the
Speaker 4: driver's license off that you take their independence. But I
Speaker 4: think if you're blinded because you wear a patch, No.
Speaker 8: No, he doesn't. And when we walk down the driveway,
Speaker 8: he's like, oh, is that my husband called me?
Speaker 4: He calls that a name or what and he thinks
Speaker 4: you're his wife.
Speaker 3: Yes, we'll definitely put him behind the wheel of a
Speaker 3: motor vehicle. He sat, hope, he's my you. But driving today,
Speaker 3: it's just so sad. Here he comes, Pope, stop it,
Speaker 3: but should give it away.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't it respect your elders? We toast stop.
Speaker 3: He'll be fine for the first part of the test
Speaker 3: when they say cover one on, read the letters. Second
Speaker 3: part's going to get him. Marco.
Speaker 2: He's definitely got a blind spot. Oh, poor bugger.
Speaker 3: Should go all right? Got another one.
Speaker 4: From Morning Tom, who should be taken off the roads?
Speaker 16: Well, it's a blanket statement. That's much like a test
Speaker 16: the one. It's Volkswagen drivers. I see lots and lots
Speaker 16: of them because I'm on the road a lot, and
Speaker 16: we get a lot of dash can videos and we
Speaker 16: chuckle about every Friday night. But even while waiting for
Speaker 16: you guys on the call, I pulled into a very
Speaker 16: popular fast food restaurant car park and I saw one
Speaker 16: run up the back of another one while they're in
Speaker 16: the drive through a Volkswagen.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's not therefore praying the drive through. He
Speaker 4: was just wanted his big man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're excited to get to the second window. More
Speaker 3: more of a concern can start happening Friday night. Do
Speaker 3: you sit there with a vena and watch dashboard videos?
Speaker 16: Back to sorry?
Speaker 3: Do you sit there and watch dash can footage? Back
Speaker 3: on a Friday morning?
Speaker 16: When we have Friday drinks, we tend to put out
Speaker 16: the best of the weekend. I would say about eighty
Speaker 16: percent of them a Volkswagen related.
Speaker 4: What do you what do you do for across justin
Speaker 4: you a bus driver or something.
Speaker 16: No, No, I'm an engineer, but I might do a
Speaker 16: bit of driving. But it's just interesting that the amount
Speaker 16: we can see and it is getting scary. Used to
Speaker 16: be rangers that it has been Teslas a little bit,
Speaker 16: but predominantly we're seeing Volkswagens. They just do silly things
Speaker 16: and I don't know whether they think it's like the
Speaker 16: old Volvo. I'm driving a very stage car. I see
Speaker 16: lots of axers, but I never had one.
Speaker 3: Good on you justin you sound like a Volvo driver.
Speaker 2: He does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that we've really hit his topic subscribed to. He's
Speaker 4: made for this chat. He heard this phone topic and
Speaker 4: he was like, that's me.
Speaker 3: We've been doing this for Friday nights for years. Finally
Speaker 3: look at this one. Guys, chop up me.
Speaker 4: Who's going to his dash can parties? I wonder his family?
Speaker 4: Who's he having any stash cam parties when they host them?
Speaker 4: I wonder you want to go to a dash can party?
Speaker 3: We must.
Speaker 4: Vanessa from Mill Park? Do you want to come to
Speaker 4: the dash can? I love to. Okay, we've got another
Speaker 4: guest for Vanessa who shouldn't be driving.
Speaker 10: So my sixteen year old daughter got her learners two
Speaker 10: weeks ago. Mind you, she failed the online test full
Speaker 10: time before she got it right. And I've only been
Speaker 10: for one drive with her and.
Speaker 7: My husband one drive.
Speaker 5: Also, we've both swept the wheel several times.
Speaker 10: You need to get to lesson mirror, hit the barrier
Speaker 10: at one space. She didn't got no spatial awareness of
Speaker 10: the road at.
Speaker 4: All, so she's she's hopeless. You need to get the
Speaker 4: This is what my parents did because the first time
Speaker 4: my mum took me out driving, also failed my test.
Speaker 4: Ye she I pulled over. We had such a big
Speaker 4: fight in the car that I just pulled over, left
Speaker 4: the doors open, and got out.
Speaker 3: We did the same. My dad told me I can't steer,
Speaker 3: So I mounted that curve and said, I'm walking home.
Speaker 4: Does anyone have the courage to get in a car
Speaker 4: with someone for the first time that they drive. If
Speaker 4: I am ever lucky enough to have children, there is
Speaker 4: no way on earth. I'll say, here you go, here's
Speaker 4: the keys. You've never driven a car before, Let's go
Speaker 4: put your learns on for a driving. Listen, I'll take him.
Speaker 4: I'll teach Hudson.
Speaker 3: You teach him how to do a burnout, how to
Speaker 3: do a burnout? How to do.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to do a burnout? Do you
Speaker 4: push the brake and accelerate at the same time?
Speaker 3: Is that what you do? It is just seventeen Tell
Speaker 3: what good weather on the weekend wasn't it?
Speaker 4: I went to all sides of the bay.
Speaker 3: I went to ju long Friday night you came. I
Speaker 3: went to.
Speaker 4: Brighton to see you. Saturday afternoon, I went to Geelong
Speaker 4: and it was stunning. Whether the football is actually quite warm?
Speaker 3: And then tour Phillips. What was the traffic? Ken was
Speaker 3: traffic by Kenny to Mornington busy?
Speaker 4: Totally fine? Really well lunchtime on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Hey, lots of events in Melbourne at the moment. And Lauren,
Speaker 1: I know that you and I have been watching Bridgington on.
Speaker 4: Netflix as the next part of that season.
Speaker 2: How I've fallen into this, but I'm now watching that
Speaker 2: very strong.
Speaker 3: Over and over again, he sends me.
Speaker 4: I get random text messages from Clint saying things like
Speaker 4: cold Christoda, go away. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It's like Bridgeton, well esteemed members of the Ton the
Speaker 1: experience get ready to party like it's eighteen thirteen. There
Speaker 1: is a Bridgeton experience happening right now, right here in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Oh no, this isn't like also the one where people went.
Speaker 2: You know the balls they have on Bridgington where they
Speaker 2: find the diamond, the diamond.
Speaker 3: Of the ball.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know exactly what stood back in time with
Speaker 1: us as you learn your regency dance steps and interact
Speaker 1: with actors dressed in exquisite period costumes. The Queen herself
Speaker 1: is hosting this grand ball, so be on watch because
Speaker 1: she will be looking for her diamond of the evening.
Speaker 1: Here's some photos, jays. It's a live action meet up,
Speaker 1: so basically at the weekend.
Speaker 4: Didn't let's get ready to party like it's eighteenth.
Speaker 3: Can I just say? There's a guy that looks like
Speaker 3: he's got fairy floss on his head.
Speaker 4: That's why they do their hair in bridges?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at it.
Speaker 1: Well, good news because something went down. When is it
Speaker 1: at the party on Saturday night or the ball?
Speaker 4: I should say, did they find was the duke there?
Speaker 2: Well, they did find the diamond and the diamond had
Speaker 2: this happened to her?
Speaker 4: A dashing suitor popped the question in front of four
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty people.
Speaker 3: Hang on at the bridges okay, no, listen. So, oh my,
Speaker 3: this is people getting dressed up and then going along
Speaker 3: and playing like a live.
Speaker 4: Action role play. And she got proposed to it. She
Speaker 4: got proposed to it from a fake duke.
Speaker 3: You're not saying no in that situation.
Speaker 4: I would say no and I would leave the country.
Speaker 3: Well you know, I don't know, that's a lie. You'd
Speaker 3: say yes and then I'd leave.
Speaker 2: So she was identified as the Diamond, the Queen's diamond,
Speaker 2: and then he got down.
Speaker 4: I said the other guests to be filthy.
Speaker 3: I've been to a medieval live action camp in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: I went to Cryal Castle. It was the worst experience
Speaker 4: in my life. Well, this one was, you know why,
Speaker 4: because I was filming postcards down there and they're all
Speaker 4: dressed up, right, And because I was filming the show,
Speaker 4: they made me dress up and all day people are
Speaker 4: asking me for directions to the toilets and I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't work here, I'm just wearing mine was in
Speaker 4: a park.
Speaker 3: I had to wear some iron suit and then I'm
Speaker 3: holding a sword and they go, Now we run at
Speaker 3: each other and pretend to die, and how is it
Speaker 3: just driving past the park looks like a loser running
Speaker 3: around in like an aluminium foil.
Speaker 4: They do that a cryald Castle. They actually get on
Speaker 4: the and they jows and they said to the man
Speaker 4: who was the jowster, they said, just for this little
Speaker 4: postcard segment, could you say, oh, Lauren, I'm going to
Speaker 4: fight for your love? And let the man in his
Speaker 4: chain made and his spear with his horse said, and
Speaker 4: I can't do that. I'm married. And they're like, no, no,
Speaker 4: it's just it's not real. It's just like a bit
Speaker 4: of just narrative for them. And he goes, no, I've
Speaker 4: got a wife already.
Speaker 3: As in a character wife, a real wife.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'd be really surprised if he
Speaker 3: had a real.
Speaker 4: Wife, she would be she'd be a Crowald Castle going
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 1: If Paul got down on one knee at the Bridgiton
Speaker 1: Experience get ready to party like it's eighteen thirteen with
Speaker 1: that hat, what would you say?
Speaker 3: Hard No again, it's a lie. It's a.
Speaker 15: Thank you for me?
Speaker 19: That is it?
Speaker 3: Twenty four past night. We're going to get out of here.
Speaker 3: Maloy's in next News is out. Melbourn's biggest game of
Speaker 3: Hide and Seek is on it is on a quarter
Speaker 3: of a million dollars up for grabs. It is not
Speaker 3: starting this week, but it is starting Melbourne very soon.
Speaker 3: Not yet. No, no, no, don't say I'm not good.
Speaker 3: It's your wing.
Speaker 4: Not today. Don't find us because where at work he
Speaker 4: is so at.
Speaker 3: Nov at some point in the studios up at some point.
Speaker 4: Maybe we'll be hiding us. Swear to God Louren and
Speaker 4: anyone would think to knock on officetal Louren.
Speaker 3: And I will go into hiding. Good luck you listen
Speaker 3: and over for clues. First person to find us knocks
Speaker 3: on the door, wins, you know what, I'm just going
Speaker 3: to turn the mike off, wins the money it's off.
Speaker 2: We will We've been silenced.
Speaker 3: We'll be going into hiding.
Speaker 4: I think Jesus it's back on.
Speaker 3: Who gave her a button?
Speaker 4: So all the buttons from the sound effects as are
Speaker 4: you excited? I'm excited.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm nervous because of this one two hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars on her head. A quarter of a
Speaker 3: mending back to Melbourne's biggest game of hide and Seek
Speaker 3: is coming and over.
Speaker 4: Let's do it oil seeing tomorrow. Wow, thank you Jason Lauren,
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