WEBVTT - Full Show: Jase's Hack For Cheap School Photos 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:18.400 Good morning Melbourne men, start your morning the right way 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:19.520 be great. 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:24.880 Is Jason Lauren You're one hundred Wow. 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:28.720 Good morning everybody, welcoming and Monday morning lies, Good morning, 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:33.800 very special, Good morning and welcome to the Melbourne Demons fan. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:36.680 Who's joining us this morning? Little Warren? Who's coming here 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:37.200 from the club. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:39.520 You look like you're part of the cheer squad? 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:41.560 Is I'm just missing a flag? 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:43.200 Why are you wearing that shirt? 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.120 Long story short. I've got a lot of sin Kilda 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:48.200 supporting friends. This isn't having at them. But I made 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:50.920 a bet with the sink Kilda supporter of my friend 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:52.720 Jake that if they had won, I had to wear 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.680 he sinkilled at jumper in all week. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:57.240 So this is just a little. 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:57.800 Off the killd. 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:59.920 The woman did the das we're I didn't see that 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:00.600 they weren't. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.840 It wasn't a great when you are? When you bought 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:06.039 that from the supporters, I didn't buy it. Did you 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:07.200 ask for floral blue? 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:08.600 I didn't buy it. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:11.440 It is an interesting color, it really isn't it. I 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:14.240 was a gift from who the Melbourne Football Club. They 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:15.800 shouldn't make those tea shirts. 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:17.320 Because that's what that's what it was a gift to 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:18.880 they were trying to give them away. Lauren. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.600 I don't know about that color. No, it's not it's 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:22.759 not Melbourne blue. 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.560 It's like yeah, yeah, Tyler to blow. 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.880 I think that's what they're going for, like vintage, a 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:31.120 vintage Star anyway, unless you'd like me to take my 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:32.319 top for the morning. 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:39.760 Wow, it belongs in the past. Hey, our boy Mason 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:41.280 Cox is not in a good way. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.960 Poor Mace. I texted him last night. He said he's 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:46.240 on the mo and he's resting up. 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:48.520 I called him yesterday. I had Felix in the car, 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.200 a ten year old. He didn't know I had my 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:51.960 son in the car and he answered, I'm like, hey, 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.120 you're doing He goes, oh mate, I feel yeah. 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:58.680 You couldn't do that. You do that to me too. 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:02.280 I say, all your kids giggle and I'm like, well, 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.040 you got to tell me when there's kids in the can. 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:07.280 But to be fair, you don't change after that. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:08.240 No, get work. 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.440 He's got a concussion so he didn't even remember that. Yeah, 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.760 I didn't remember the incident his leg being squashed. 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:17.880 Yeah, it's awful. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.320 It's awful watching football players get injured. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.480 So he's of getting these scams and. 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.360 Everything we're sending you, sending him lots of love for 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:26.399 a speedy recovery. 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.679 He'll join us tomorrow hopefully. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:29.280 Great. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:31.000 But yeah, a huge weekend. 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:32.919 Did you have a good weekend? I went to the footy. 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.679 I went down to Geelong. I watched I don't even 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:37.880 barrack for the Cats, and I've been to three Geelong games. 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:39.799 Oh you could be bad. 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:45.040 Played once but gosh, that stadium is amazing. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:46.400 It's had a real raz up, hasn't it. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.160 I sat in the Joel cell would stand next to 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:49.720 Joel What a thrill? 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.080 Does he have a good seat? Does he have his 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:53.400 own seat in his own stand? 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:56.720 Not like Rod Labor in Rod Laver Arena when he 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:58.639 shuffles down the front and gets that sense. 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:02.440 Of when he's walking to his seat that the locals, Yeah. 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.880 They love him down there. But he got knocked off 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:08.399 his perch of records games holder because Tom Hawkins play 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.600 has now played one more game than Joe and. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:12.800 You nudge him at the end of the game. How 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:13.240 does it feel? 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:18.239 Pass down cuts the sign? Sorry, I said. 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:18.799 Does Tom get one? 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:19.000 Now? 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.240 It was a bit short sighted naming it after Joel, 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.760 wasn't it surely Tom gets something. We're going to need 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:26.200 to be Tom Hawkins Gate. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:31.919 Maybe sounds strong. Lauren came to the pub on Friday night, So. 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:33.760 Do you guys had a nice little. 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:35.520 Drinks? 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:37.600 Well, he said, come down and watch the footy and 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.400 I left a half time and you hadn't even watched 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:40.360 one second of the footage. 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:41.080 Watch the last bit? 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:42.040 Were you in the pokes? 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:46.080 Mate? Another draw? Like, seriously, it's traditional? 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:47.400 Oh my god? There was another draw? 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:48.600 Another draw? 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:52.120 So I went to better half time, like, honestly, just. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.760 Five minutes and pies draw. That worries me because they 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:56.760 should have flogged the docors. 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.080 I hope they draw again next week to get you. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.440 It's a big game, isn't it next week? It's next 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:03.800 week the Big King's Birthday game. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.000 It's a week after. 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:07.600 Yeah, another drawer? What about that? 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.200 Mate? Honestly, what's that? Five weeks ago we had it? 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:10.760 Maybe four? 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:15.840 I went to Brighton to walk all the streets. I've 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:16.919 walked all the streets. 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:18.520 She has made a comeback. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:19.320 I basically did. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.320 Have to walk on the street Karen for Brighton's made 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:21.760 a comeback. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.240 I did read that she went to the opening of 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:27.480 a gallery at the weekend. 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:32.480 She's had enough of Cintra Allen. She love that. 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:36.440 Hey, guys, huge, huge day today, big announcement coming up 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:39.480 at eight o'clock, the announcement. We are we all in 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:39.840 for this. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.440 I'm regretting it already. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.560 I knew you would. I thought about that this morning. 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:47.880 I was driving to work on reckon. Lauren's going to 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:50.840 have hesitating. Well, you put any off side. As long 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.000 as you know you don't get involved, wearing that shirt 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:57.320 will be fine. Big announcement. It is an interesting eight 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:03.720 o'clock this morning. We will review or Hey, speaking of shirts, 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:08.320 coming up next, Lauren's partner Paul went off on a 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:10.440 boys trip on the weekend at. 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.720 The Monico Grand Prix. Very. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.239 He asked you to pack a suitcase, and you packed 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.279 a very very special item of clothing in that suitcase. 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:21.440 Gorgeous. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.839 Speaking of ugly, we'll. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.479 Get an update on how that went down when he 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:28.280 opened his suitcase on the lads were good. Coming up 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.320 on the other side of there. It is eight past six. 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.080 Welcome to your Monday morning. This is number one hundred. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.760 I was sending your message yesterday going, hey, don't don't 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:40.360 worry about Paul. He's at the Monico Grand Prix, forget 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.480 about it. You went to Geelong to watch the Cats. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:47.480 I went, seriously, I can't read the. 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:50.320 Response she sent in your park, Monico. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.680 I mean, if you squint, it looks. 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:57.880 Like you kept sending me videos from Monaco, like so 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.719 many people posting from over there, and he just kept 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:03.120 forwarding me the video is saying, looks terrible. You wouldn't 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:03.479 want to be. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.880 There was an out of control boat and everything, and 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:06.479 the Torre. 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.359 Monaco have a Carria Bay roadhouse. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.080 It doesn't well, so they don't know what they're missing 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:15.760 in Monte Carlo. Anyway, Monica po Grand Prix was last night. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:19.080 So Paul's gone over on a boy's trip and they're 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.159 on a boat, on a on a like one of 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:25.520 those situations. So I mentioned on Friday that he had 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.960 asked me to help pack for him, and I did. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:31.000 He asked for five white T shirts, so I got 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.640 five white T shirts printed with my face on them 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:36.480 with love hearts. Just beautiful, weren't they. 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:38.200 He had no idea, He had. 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.359 No idea, no idea, So then he got to the 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:44.600 boat and on those boats apparently, I mean, you watched 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.200 below deck, you would know. Jace they say, do you 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.000 wantus to unpack for you? And they take your luggage 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:50.200 and they unpack it all for you. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:56.320 Did the same, They put it away, they steamed them, 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:58.960 they fold them. Stewardess will do it. 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:01.840 So he hadn't even looked at his case, and he 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:04.560 woke up in the morning and opened his wardrobe and 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:09.640 was like, what on earth there's five perfectly ironed T 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.360 shirts with my face all over them. 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:16.000 Imagine what stewards He was like, what the hell is this? 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:18.400 And then he's like, Lauren, on to top of you 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.440 putting out in my luggage. The crew have opened it, 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:25.880 iron them and hung them. They must think I'm the 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:29.680 biggest freak. Anyway, we got a very cute photo of 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:33.720 him and had love hearts all over it. Gorge, did 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:34.200 you see. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:37.200 People going through my luggage? 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:42.840 The unpacking? I know, it's a strange. I once went 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:44.560 on a boat and that happened and like my g 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:47.760 strings were ironed and folded, and I was like, that's weird. 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:49.640 That's odd, isn't it weird? 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.760 Someone ironing your undies? Do you iron your undies? 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:55.680 No? No, I don't, they're dry. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:57.240 Job iron your clothes. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:02.120 No, But I I'm very particular how I hang them. Oh, 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:07.040 in fact, Lou doesn't do my washing. I like to 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:07.840 do my shirts. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:09.120 I'd be thrilled with that. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:11.280 Yeah yeah, well she was like, no, no, that throws 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:13.160 my system out. I'm no, one doesn't just have a 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.960 separate basket for me, like I'll do my shirt. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.400 I feel like ironing. If people don't iron anymore, do. 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:20.360 They know if you hang them on a hanger to dry? 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.360 Yeah, to iron the colored shirts. 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.320 Yeah, but they're too hard. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.280 Question question, that's almost down. At a d N S, 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:30.600 I saw one of those special little cupboards. Oh yeah, 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:32.840 that they try. It's like an ironing. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:36.480 Cupboard fridges at NS and we were looking at those, 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:38.360 but I think they only hold like five or six 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:39.080 things at a time. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:40.720 But what you hang the shirts in there and then 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:41.560 they dry. 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:44.800 Them like dry cleans it and then you can put 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.360 like a full suit in the door and like folds 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:48.880 up and presses your suit something. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:50.800 Oh no, we need one, No, you know what we need. 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:53.800 Have you seen those big though for five items. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:56.520 The machines on Instagram where it automatically folds the shirt. 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:57.040 Have you seen that? 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.480 I'm an ex folders from my retail. 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.880 You don't need to fold the shirt. It's like a 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:09.000 little portable, little portable machine. You put your shirt in 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.760 it and automatically, like it's like a paper shred up 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.800 the hasle and it takes the shirt and then it 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:16.400 like puts it in a little basket underneath, all folded. 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:18.679 Don't you just need one of those pieces of cardboard 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.560 the retail workers, you know, Well, that's how. 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.000 You learn to five and then when you're good at it, 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.240 you just go. It's it's all in the wrist. You 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.800 flick the shoulders back and folded over and it's perfect. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:29.920 It's all in the wrist. 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.719 She said, I'm looking up automatic T shirt folding. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.000 Machine, ca it sounds like a huge waste. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.800 Question about Paul's T shirt? So what did he wear it? 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.760 I don't know. Well, there were five of them with 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.280 my piece on it. So I said, well, you're with 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.520 five mates, you've got two options. You've got one T 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:49.520 shirt a day of me on it, or the five 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:52.520 boys can all wear one each. And I'm yet to 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.040 see the boys on the boys trip in my T 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.400 shirts with my face on it. I've only seen Have 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:57.160 you seen Paul in his? 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:58.160 I haven't. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:00.800 I thought he texts you did he let me show you. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.920 He looks gorge in his Yeah, it looks guys, guys, 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:06.880 looks like a printer. Looks like a printer. We can 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:10.559 buy one online, the automatic T shirt machine. I'm still 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:10.960 on that. 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:13.679 He's pulling his T shirt. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:17.160 The T shirt? 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:18.760 Is it in Monaco? Guys? 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.960 Let's try get size? Did you get him? 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:24.760 I got a variation of sizes as well, right, I 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.280 said to the shop, give me four sizes. It's twenty 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:29.679 past ten pm in Montico on. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.439 A lad's two. Peo would have been in bed for hours. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:37.240 He'll be asleep. You think, no, let's head to the UK? 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:42.320 Was he off? We go? Let's do it because the royals. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:45.840 Are we well, the royals, but we're off to Downing Street. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:47.800 Who's there now? 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.880 Rishie Sunaka is the prime minister. But they've churned through 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:51.880 a few. 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.160 Isn't here a billionaire or something? 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.840 He is really yeah, very very well off. 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:58.680 What's he doing in those boring. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:00.679 Me being a prime minister to make his money? 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:01.720 What about this? They called? 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:06.480 They called the election, so he's going to the polls 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:07.800 but he's up against it. 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:12.080 He's going to lose and lose big. Yeah. The keys 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:13.080 darma is. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:20.120 The Labor Party MP or the opposition leader. He is 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:26.240 a male also from money. Anyway, I digress Richie Sunak 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:31.120 is called because they, as I say, they've scandal and 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:32.840 controversy up to controversy. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.640 They've scanned their through them. 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:37.800 I'll tell you why he's going to lose because of 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.000 this news. Clint's about to tell you the guy is 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:41.839 dreaming if he thinks this is going to get it. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:45.720 Among his many policies have already announced is a plan 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:51.120 to bring back national service, compulsory national service. 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:51.679 Here he is. 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.480 Britain today faces a future that is more dangerous and 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:59.520 more divided. There's no doubt how democratic values are under threat. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.600 That is why we will introduce a bold new model 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:05.480 of national service for eighteen year olds to be spent 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:09.320 either in a competitive full time military commission over twelve months, 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:13.520 or with one weekend per month volunteering in rolls within 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.160 the community. 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:20.680 Say she's saying, hey, I've come up with national service. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.200 By the way, the world is at its most dangerous 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:24.880 it's been since the Cold War. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:28.280 But anyway, it's going to be all the eighteen year 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.000 olds have to volunteer for a weekend a month. 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:34.040 Well, it's compulsory. They can two options. They can full 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:37.959 time placement in the armed forces or volunteering with charities 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.000 or civic groups at the weekends. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:40.080 For a year. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:42.720 But every eighteen year old, if they go to war, 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:43.559 they have to go. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.600 They're in tream on, mate, So I said clear earlier 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.839 this seek that ain't happen. I remember when lockdown happened 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.520 for like the fourth time and we're like, see you, Dan, 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:52.600 I'm off to seven eleven. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:56.320 Nice try, mate mentioned neighbors. 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:58.880 Yeah, exactly, I'll be at the park and guess what, 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:00.880 it's not a coffee in this takeaway. 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:05.040 Cup was actually drinking coffee and their takeaway cup on a. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.319 Friday got the lunches of flowing down here. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.720 Well, old Richie thinks it's, you know, going to give 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:15.080 the young people of Britain a new form of patriotism 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:18.439 and pride in the country and teach them some discip 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:19.640 down in the UK. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:23.640 Well he's he's up, Craig, isn't he? 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:24.120 Right now? 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.559 I think this is going to solve his problems. How 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:30.520 do you feel if your son's had to do Absolutely not. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:31.760 That's what I was saying to you before. 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:35.240 As a parent, there is times where You're like sure, 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:36.880 you'd be like, yeah, you want to send them to 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:39.040 the army. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:41.640 No, sorry, you've taken it the wrong way. I'm a 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:45.120 headless it's only for a year. I'm like, come. 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:52.800 On the missus. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.760 Miss I was trying to be cool and I calls, 0:13:59.240 --> 0:13:59.840 let me go again. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:02.240 Who's in town? Jason? 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:02.520 Me? 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:03.439 So so that. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:10.199 So Kanye's wife is in town. She's from She's a 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.960 Melbourne girl. You know she wears all those kookie weird 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:15.240 outfits when she's out't about with Kanye. I don't believe 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.679 she was wearing one of those kookie weird half naked outfits. 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:21.840 But she was spotted dining with her parents here in Melbourne. 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:27.240 She something table for three please Kanye's wife. 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:30.680 Yeah, to get you sent up for lunch with her 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:31.320 mom and dad? 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:32.200 Oh very nice. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.040 Do you think that they get in her ear and say, love, 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:35.600 you got to dress better than that. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:38.080 No, I reckon, dad would be gone. When are we 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.320 going to meet the boy? When are you bringing him? 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:44.880 They've met, she's at Marios. That place has been there 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.800 for a day in Fitzroy. 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:54.280 You old school say the log, but that's probably not the. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:58.440 Garlic red log g garlic bread I don't think Mario's 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.240 has changed its menu in forty years. 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:04.840 Nor should it it would. 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.600 The load can be very tasty, though, Hey, do you 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:10.480 think dad's proud. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:15.720 Of Bianca? Probably? Possibly. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.320 My parents always said, as the mum and dad of 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:20.960 the family, it's our job to get along with your partners. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:22.960 You guys don't have to get along with each like 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:23.960 your siblings partners. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:27.480 But to be stuffed up a few times, hasn't it 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:27.800 a couple? 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:29.520 He's gone rogue many times. 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.800 You'd just be like the anchor, Come on, is he 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:33.680 the right man for you? 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.960 There's a nice trading in the same do you need 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:38.240 someone had started their own. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:42.960 Church ever since he ruined Taylor Swift's speech, I've been off. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:47.240 Sorry he couldn't help with me on the trip. 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:50.640 Is he still doing that? 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:51.480 I believe so? 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:53.800 Is he still doing yey? 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:57.320 Still got rid of them? They did that. They're trying 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:58.920 to flog all the remaining pairs off. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.280 They brought a contract so they're not worth much anymore. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.320 No, remember that, remember the feeding Freendsy trying to get 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.720 yeezies back in the day line up? 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:08.440 Yeah, when I break news, I was getting my hair 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.480 cut at a barber and I'm like, I was reading 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:13.120 it online. I said, what news broke like about a 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.320 flogging off the shoes and stuff, and I'm like, look 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.600 at these shoes. These are the ugliest things I've ever seen. 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.360 My barber looked at me through that like the mirror. 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:21.720 He's going to stab you with the scissors. 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:30.600 He looked down them on. Yeah, one of the chances 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:32.680 case Classic Case. 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.520 Of Foot is just a bit of a drop kick though, 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:38.160 isn't he Kanye. It's a total drop kick for Kim. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.120 Is she dating some celebrity? 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:40.600 Now? 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:46.080 Who's Kim with? To keep up Davidson? Keeping up with 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:47.840 the Kardashians. That's the show. You gotta watch it. 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:52.040 Thirteen twenty four ten. We're not We're not going to 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:55.880 get kanyate k Missus spotted at the Coffee club in Melbourne. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.080 No, not at the coffee club. She was at Mario Sorry, 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:02.080 great Melbourne instituttitution, Mario's on Fitzroy Street. 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:05.480 I always feel for high profile people going out for dinner. 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:07.960 I sit there going, I'm sure they want to eat more, 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:13.159 but they know people are looking. When you saw Beyonce 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:15.920 in that restaurant, were you watching Beyonce going to marry. 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.600 Her like a freak. Yeah, didn't take my eyes off her. 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:19.440 What was she eating? 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:22.160 Oh, I don't know. It was years ago, but let's 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:25.280 say spaghetti bin Oh you reckon. 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:28.520 It's like Beyonce not ordering a bolinaise. That's a messy 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:32.560 dish in a restaurant. She'd be eating something like sushi, 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:36.720 something easy to yeah, pokey bar Oh yeah, you don't 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:39.000 want to flick in their mumy. 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:43.960 But Kanye's West's wife. She's a Melbourne girl, Bianca shout 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:48.440 out if you're listening morning. She is in Melbourne. She's 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.840 been spotted in Melbourne, and we're asking people in Melbourne 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:52.919 have you dated this celebrity because it's quite a big 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:54.720 name to drop say I'm dating Kanye. 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:57.240 She pretty pops in the US popular. 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:00.520 I think so. I think people are fascinated by them. Yeah, 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.639 thanks for translating from Remember they got in trouble for 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.760 indecent exposure. That's venice. They're not allowed to pack. 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:08.080