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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey, and.
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Speaker 1: We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years,
Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's
Speaker 1: going viral.
Speaker 2: Oh and we talk a lot about ourselves too.
Speaker 1: Coming up on this episode, I jumped in the pool
Speaker 1: with a pad on.
Speaker 2: Brittany gave us some quite a bit of period talk
Speaker 2: today and it is quite an interesting talk. I feel
Speaker 2: like I learned a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why is it so embarrassing when we were young
Speaker 1: to get our period?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I wouldn't know, literally, I wouldn't know. Plus, AJ's
Speaker 2: got some competition del Brittany has a new man in
Speaker 2: her life.
Speaker 1: She's been hit on the first time I don't know
Speaker 1: how long, and I kind of loved it, but also
Speaker 1: feel really bad and I hope that he doesn't listen
Speaker 1: or someone who knows.
Speaker 2: Tell me in Dell. Let's go dumb, please dumb.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew, good morning. We are coming off the
Speaker 1: back of Kylie Weekend. Yeah, and we've got a lot
Speaker 1: to say. I mean, we've got a lot to say.
Speaker 1: Where do I even start or do I not start?
Speaker 2: Now? And do we keep it for close friends? Record
Speaker 2: those friends and just do a Kylie themed close Okay,
Speaker 2: let's do that.
Speaker 1: Let's do that. But I do have one thing that
Speaker 1: I want to say in this main episode. But if
Speaker 1: you want to hear about all the antics of us
Speaker 1: being at Kylie and like the wrap up of Matt's ten.
Speaker 2: Shows, I've got so much to say.
Speaker 1: We'll keep that for close friends. So just that's what
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about on.
Speaker 2: Friday, able to say on the internet, and we'll keep
Speaker 2: it for Friday's close friends. So big Kyli bananza. But anyway,
Speaker 2: what do you want to say now?
Speaker 1: I got hit on by who a random at Kylie
Speaker 1: and I haven't been hit on in a very long time, Like,
Speaker 1: couldn't tell you the last time I got hit on.
Speaker 2: It's hard when you don't leave the house, true.
Speaker 1: But I felt so bad. Matt So this is what happened.
Speaker 1: This was on the Saturday night at Kylie, and as
Speaker 1: you all know, I was really worried that I wasn't
Speaker 1: going to know all the songs, and.
Speaker 2: Of course we're sitting front road, so if she doesn't
Speaker 2: know the words, it's very obvious because Kylie's giving us
Speaker 2: lots of eye contact.
Speaker 1: Now, I will say I was actually surprised and knew
Speaker 1: like a majority of the songs, which is amazing. But
Speaker 1: we'll save like all our thoughts about the show for
Speaker 1: Friday's episode. But before we went, I said to Matt,
Speaker 1: is there one part in the show where I can
Speaker 1: go and duck and get us some drinks? And he
Speaker 1: was like, yes, like this part when she goes out
Speaker 1: onto the diamond thing, it's like more slower songs or
Speaker 1: something she does on the diamond.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also so it's like, you know, the diamonds
Speaker 2: at the other end of the stadium arena, so she's
Speaker 2: not right in front of us, so if the seat's empty,
Speaker 2: it doesn't look like she won't notice that you've popped
Speaker 2: off somewhere. So I was like, she's down the other end,
Speaker 2: so that's the section where you could go and get
Speaker 2: a drink. And also it's from an album called Disco,
Speaker 2: which I don't think you'd be familiar with. She does
Speaker 2: a lot of songs from there there.
Speaker 1: So well, anyway, come to that point, like it's like
Speaker 1: halfway through the show, right, and Matt's like, Okay, the
Speaker 1: part's coming up where she's it's after Locomotion and then
Speaker 1: she's going to be on the Diamonds, So go get
Speaker 1: the drinks. Go get the drinks. And I was like
Speaker 1: all right, And before we'd gone into the show, we
Speaker 1: got the four drinks in the tray, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll just go get four more drinks because we'd made
Speaker 1: two friends sitting next to us, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll just get another four so that we can all
Speaker 1: have one drink. Perfect. So made my way out of
Speaker 1: the stadium and to the drink spar Okay, as I'm
Speaker 1: walking up the stairs because we're like on the floor
Speaker 1: and you've got to walk up and then out like
Speaker 1: the flapping doors and so off this plowing doors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this poor guy, I don't know, he looked like maybe
Speaker 1: at least five years younger than me. It would have
Speaker 1: been like a you know when you like run into
Speaker 1: someone in a movie and it's like you've met you
Speaker 1: know your person, like you.
Speaker 2: Know how you love at first sight. Yes, when they're
Speaker 2: running through the airport and they crashed into it. Yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I come out of these flapping doors. I've
Speaker 1: got my red lacy dress on and my silver boots
Speaker 1: like look in the part, and I just come storming
Speaker 1: out of the doors. And it was like we just met,
Speaker 1: like face to face.
Speaker 2: And then do you crash into each other?
Speaker 1: No, not quite, because I kind of stopped and then
Speaker 1: we were like kind of ran into each other, but
Speaker 1: walking the same direction because he was heading to the
Speaker 1: bar as well, and like we'd had quite a few
Speaker 1: drinks by this point, Matt, So I was just being
Speaker 1: really friendly and he's like hey. I was like hey,
Speaker 1: and he's like, what are you doing. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just come and grab a few drinks. And he's like,
Speaker 1: are you enjoying the show? And I'm like yeah. He
Speaker 1: said who you're here with? And I said like, oh,
Speaker 1: my friend. And we've made two more friends and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh nice, I'm here with my sister and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh cool. And then we got to the line and
Speaker 1: I stood in front of him, and then he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the boots. He's like, you look amazing.
Speaker 1: And then this was when I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: he's hitting on me. And he's like I didn't even
Speaker 1: see the boots and he's like, were you planning on
Speaker 1: showing up and like looking better than everyone here? And
Speaker 1: I was literally like I was pretty pissed, and I
Speaker 1: was like stop like just laughing and saying thank you,
Speaker 1: that's so nice.
Speaker 2: Like I was not like engaging but not encouraging.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, oh, thank you, that's so nice,
Speaker 1: but no, like thank you, you don't have to say that
Speaker 1: kind of thing, mind you. I'm like trying to give
Speaker 1: off like I'm not interested. I'm not gonna be rude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And also you're loving it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You haven't been hit on, Like, well, I'm kind of
Speaker 2: play the partless.
Speaker 1: And so then it was my turn to order the drinks,
Speaker 1: and I said, can I have four of the sixteen
Speaker 1: dollars ninety seltzer? What's the actual fuck by the way,
Speaker 1: but anyway, we'll keep that for close friends. If you
Speaker 1: saw it on my storry, the drinks was sixteen dollars
Speaker 1: ninety each. I said it, just get four please, and
Speaker 1: they say, oh, you can only get two per person,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, like I got four earlier,
Speaker 1: and they said, oh, once the show starts, it's only
Speaker 1: two per person. And then I'm like I was thinking
Speaker 1: of the three of you back then. I'm like, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll just get two and then we'll just like share.
Speaker 1: And then he could hear because he's like right behind me,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'll get you another one, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you get yours for you and your sister. He's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I'll just get one for my sister and
Speaker 1: you can have this other one. And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's really fine, like I'll just get two. But I
Speaker 1: was like trying to be friends, like no, it's all good,
Speaker 1: it's all good. You get it for you and your sister.
Speaker 1: And then like because there's so many bar stuff, then
Speaker 1: he was next to me ordering already and he'd ordered
Speaker 1: the two and I'd ordered mine, and then like we
Speaker 1: got given our two drinks each at the same time,
Speaker 1: and then like I grabbed my two and was walking
Speaker 1: away from the bar and I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't have to give me that, like it's oh good,
Speaker 1: thank you. He's like, please please take it, like you
Speaker 1: have the third one, you have the third one. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's all good, it's all good. And he's like, shove
Speaker 1: the drink onto me, and he's like, just give me
Speaker 1: your number and let me take you out for dinner.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, it's so fine, Like I was
Speaker 1: just trying to be so nice because I was feeling
Speaker 1: so bad. And then I just said like, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm in a long term relationship. And the look on
Speaker 1: his face like it was instant, like I'd shut him
Speaker 1: down so badly, and I'm like, please have the drink back,
Speaker 1: like I didn't want to take the drink from him,
Speaker 1: and he was so embarrassed, and he just like basically
Speaker 1: ran away in the other direction.
Speaker 2: Oh the poor bloody thing. And you know, in this
Speaker 2: day and age, it would be hard to make a
Speaker 2: connection like that in real life. I feel bad, I.
Speaker 1: Know, and it would have been imagine if I was
Speaker 1: single and interest so that would have been the perfect
Speaker 1: way to meet someone where you just like crash into
Speaker 1: each other like as you're walking down the doors. I
Speaker 1: felt so bad, and he literally went, he turned and
Speaker 1: walked in the opposite like didn't say bye, and like
Speaker 1: he was meant to be going the same way as me.
Speaker 2: I feel bad.
Speaker 1: Here I am with my three drinks. It's like, oh well,
Speaker 1: I got fucking a freak. I felt terrible. That was
Speaker 1: sixteen dollars ninety. And then I came back to all
Speaker 1: you guys, I'm like, I got three. I feel so bad.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: So that's my one story that I wanted to share today. Look,
Speaker 1: it did feel good to get hit on, because that
Speaker 1: doesn't happen. Do people not hit on people anymore? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think it's risky, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, And especially in this day and age of your
Speaker 2: tinders and your whatnot. Yeah, maybe people have been accustomed
Speaker 2: to that. And I think he really went above and
Speaker 2: beyond and out of his way, and you've just ruined
Speaker 2: his life.
Speaker 1: I felt so bad, ProAb, we.
Speaker 2: Just kept walking right out to the car and drove
Speaker 2: himself far. He just abandons his sister.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I got rich jet. I felt so bad because
Speaker 1: I was trying to give off the vibes the whole
Speaker 1: time that he was complimenting, Oh thank you so much.
Speaker 1: That's so nice, like not in a flirty way, oh bless.
Speaker 2: And then it took you so long to get back
Speaker 2: to the seat by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because like I had to walk all the way
Speaker 1: around because I came to you come down, tell me, no,
Speaker 1: you have to go all the way around the other side.
Speaker 1: That's why it took me so long. Anyway, got there
Speaker 1: on the end, got the drinks. Nice and that was that.
Speaker 1: But we'll save all the rest of the Kylie goss
Speaker 1: for Friday.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah we will, but I just we won't
Speaker 2: talk about this on Friday. We could talk about this now,
Speaker 2: Like it was really fun to be with you and
Speaker 2: to be getting ready for the concert, like how good is.
Speaker 1: Just fun at the hotel and then like a few
Speaker 1: of our friends came. It was a whole group and
Speaker 1: we were ordering room service before the show.
Speaker 2: I love we had a good playlist on. Yes, we're
Speaker 2: playing all the old bangers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we said we need to talk about
Speaker 1: this on the So the songs that we were all
Speaker 1: going out of their way to find were artists that
Speaker 1: were ahead of their time. Yes, because there's a lot because.
Speaker 2: We think Kylie is ahead of it was ahead of
Speaker 2: her time by some of her because that's how it started.
Speaker 2: It's like we were playing some of those and then
Speaker 2: we were like, Wow, she was really ahead of her time,
Speaker 2: and then we were like, who else was ahead of all?
Speaker 1: My song was Rumors by Lindsay Lohan?
Speaker 2: Yes, which did you know the fact that I told
Speaker 2: you about that?
Speaker 1: I didn't know it, but you did tell me.
Speaker 2: So Basically, for those who don't know the song Rumors
Speaker 2: by Lindsay Lohan, apparently she released that song because at
Speaker 2: the time, Lindsay Lohan was like the hottest thing in
Speaker 2: the media and there were so many rumors about her life.
Speaker 2: So if you like googled Lindsay Lohan rumors, then her
Speaker 2: song would come up as opposed to all of these
Speaker 2: crazy rumors that the so smart media was writing about her,
Speaker 2: and instead of you know, all of those coming up
Speaker 2: as a search result, her song would come up instead.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what I've heard. I don't know how
Speaker 2: legit that is, but it's pretty smart and it sounds
Speaker 2: like it could be true.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like that song if you haven't heard
Speaker 1: it in a while, or if you've never heard it,
Speaker 1: blast it in your cart, Like why don't they make
Speaker 1: songs like that anymore. If some pop start coming out
Speaker 1: with a song like Rumors, I would be all over it.
Speaker 2: I think we're regressing though, as I as I said, true,
Speaker 2: I predicted this two years ago on this podcast. I
Speaker 2: don't know if we had the podcast two years ago,
Speaker 2: but I remember being like that that era, especially more
Speaker 2: than twenty tens though, which is a little later than Rumors.
Speaker 2: We're regressing. Even Lady Gaga's new song Abracadabra, that's skewing
Speaker 2: a little bit, it is, you know, because I'm loving
Speaker 2: the new term that the Internet has coined reheating nachos.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that? Nun Like they like, Abracadabra is
Speaker 2: just Lady Gaga reheating nachos. It's like the stuff she's
Speaker 2: already done, but she's reheated it. So it's like the
Speaker 2: same bit different and it works, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I feel like a lot of the new
Speaker 2: coming out lately is reminding me again of that time,
Speaker 2: and I for one love it because that's like the
Speaker 2: best era of music for me. It would be like
Speaker 2: if we had like an eighties resurgence and all our
Speaker 2: parents were like, oh, this is the music back in
Speaker 2: the day, Like I feel like I feel like that's me.
Speaker 2: I'm like a millennial who's just like, yes, give me
Speaker 2: the good music. But who else did we say? Sophiella
Speaker 2: Specster was one.
Speaker 1: Ahead of her time, Billy Duff, Billy Piper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who I'm not familiar with that?
Speaker 1: Who song? Am two PM looks theah maya maya m
Speaker 1: y I I am two PM, good song? Yeah, there
Speaker 1: was some real we said, Mandy Moore, Candy Candy ahead
Speaker 1: of her time.
Speaker 2: But don't you think Addison Ray actually is a Mandy
Speaker 2: Moore equivalent to me, like that kind of sound. She's
Speaker 2: a very Mandy More sound. See that's even a regression
Speaker 2: as well. Sometimes I anymore but like five five version
Speaker 2: of course. Yeah, but yeah, Addison Ray gives me that
Speaker 2: Mandy Moore kind of sound as well. Anyway. And Tate
Speaker 2: McCrae someone compared her to Timberland and I went, yes,
Speaker 2: like the Timberland sound obviously not Timberland himself.
Speaker 1: Speaking of random artists, I don't know if it's been
Speaker 1: all over your TikTok as well? Pitbull?
Speaker 2: Yes, how good does Pitbull for those who don't know
Speaker 2: people currently has just started his like tour and it
Speaker 2: looks so good. I am begging for him to come
Speaker 2: to Australia.
Speaker 1: Everyone in the audience is wearing a board cap and
Speaker 1: a tosito.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go and dress up as Pitbull.
Speaker 2: I don't know a really funny story. I won tickets
Speaker 2: to back in all this, I want to say, twenty
Speaker 2: thirteen to twenty fifteen kind of erar Kesher and Pitbull
Speaker 2: announced an Australian tour together and you can see both
Speaker 2: of them at a concert and it was at Kudos
Speaker 2: Bank Arena. I think that was ASA Arena at the time.
Speaker 2: I won tickets on Nov to go to the concert.
Speaker 2: I rang through it like, no, it was Smallsey's surgery.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Smallsey's been doing it since around then,
Speaker 2: right like he would have been doing around twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Twenty thirteen. I want to say, I don't know it
Speaker 2: was Smallsey surgery. I rang Smallsey and I got through
Speaker 2: and I won tickets. No, actually it wasn't me. I
Speaker 2: was with my friend and she rang, but I was
Speaker 2: in because I was too nervous and we were listening
Speaker 2: to Nova and then anyway, we won tickets. Well, I
Speaker 2: don't think they sold many tickets because it got canceled
Speaker 2: not long after and I never got my tickets, and
Speaker 2: I remember being like, well, I feel gypped. Nova should
Speaker 2: give me some sort of compensation because I'm not getting
Speaker 2: the tickets, So give me a hamper or something. Never
Speaker 2: heard anything from it ever again until this podcast.
Speaker 1: I am hoping and praying that Pitt will go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be there because the crowd looks like they've been
Speaker 1: going wild for him, Like where is he even touring?
Speaker 1: Is it a miracle like Europe somewhere I'm not sure,
Speaker 1: but UK everyone is dressed up as him, and I
Speaker 1: just think the Australians would go nuts. They'd go fairal
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 2: And you forget how many good songs he has.
Speaker 1: But like does people even sing?
Speaker 2: No, he's more of a rapper, Like.
Speaker 1: He talks Yeah what an icon.
Speaker 2: Which is kind of amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah that he's got so many bangers. But he just
Speaker 1: took my lafe from negative to positive. But I just
Speaker 1: want you to know that.
Speaker 2: It's like like he doesn't actually sing notes yea cold act.
Speaker 1: But yet take a picture of me with the cold act?
Speaker 1: He rhymed Kodak with Kodak.
Speaker 2: Like if you can do anything, Yeah, please be upstanding
Speaker 2: for the Royal flush.
Speaker 1: Let's go on to our royal flush of the week.
Speaker 1: I've got just a little one and actually it's called flush.
Speaker 2: Oh what what do I mean? Now?
Speaker 1: Look, I probably should have liked fact.
Speaker 2: Checked, fact checked, should have fact checked this checked it also, Hannah,
Speaker 2: just to butt in here, because you know it's been
Speaker 2: a long couple weeks. I do have to ask, is
Speaker 2: the fucking pie machine back here at Nover yet? It's not. Oh,
Speaker 2: for those who don't know, the renovations have been taking
Speaker 2: place here at nov it looks amazing, but because they
Speaker 2: were renovations, they don't have the pie warmer. And I
Speaker 2: haven't had my meat pies mcgalo's pies in weeks. Anyway,
Speaker 2: what's your Royal flush? Britany?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I saw a TikTok and I've just checked
Speaker 1: that it is on the app Store and it is.
Speaker 1: You've probably heard of it. There's an app, like a
Speaker 1: mobile app on the app Store called Flush Toilet Finder
Speaker 1: and map what And basically it's like a Google like
Speaker 1: Google map, and it's got all of the public toilets
Speaker 1: that you could ever need to know about. So no
Speaker 1: matter where you are, you can download this app and
Speaker 1: it will show you all the public toilets near you.
Speaker 1: It'll say like whether they're one that you have to
Speaker 1: pay for or whatever? Do we have many of those here?
Speaker 2: I don't know, more of a UK thing, I think,
Speaker 2: but it might be like customers only.
Speaker 1: Vibe Yeah, well anyway, which.
Speaker 2: Go away with that? Pay me let me use the toilet,
Speaker 2: I know, and also like if I'm busting, let me
Speaker 2: use the toilet, and then I'm happy to come and
Speaker 2: buy a drink. But I'm not buying a drink first,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wet me pants. Love you know.
Speaker 1: Flush Toilet Finder is the quickest, simplest way of finding
Speaker 1: a public bathroom or restroom. Simply open the app and
Speaker 1: it will display the nearest toilets to you. It's free,
Speaker 1: no inn app purchases, and have and has over two
Speaker 1: hundred thousand bathrooms in its database. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I think people that suffer with a bit of toilet
Speaker 1: issues could really benefit from this, especially if you're traveling
Speaker 1: or you don't know you know where you are. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you just find yourself in a scenario like where
Speaker 1: the fuck is a bathroom download this app, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, this reminds me of a story. It's only
Speaker 1: a little one. I'll never forget, you know how, you
Speaker 1: have some memories in high school that you'll never forget.
Speaker 1: I will never forget being in year seven when we
Speaker 1: had to do French and did you have to do French?
Speaker 2: No, I was did Japanese.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we did French. And my French teacher she
Speaker 1: was known like to not be the nicest, Like you
Speaker 1: know how you just have those teachers that everyone knows
Speaker 1: like they're not nice. And I remember I was in
Speaker 1: year seven and I was new to having my period.
Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty sure I got my period in year seven.
Speaker 1: And when you're like a young girl and going through
Speaker 1: your period for the first time, it's like daunting as
Speaker 1: fuck when you get your period and you're like learning
Speaker 1: how to use a pad and like all this shit.
Speaker 1: And I remember I had my period and I was
Speaker 1: in French class, and this is like TMI for you, Matt.
Speaker 1: But like when you got your period, you can kind
Speaker 1: of tell when it's overflowing, like you can just feel
Speaker 1: that it's like overflowing into your undies kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And then before you know it. If you're sitting down,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be on the back of your skirt. And
Speaker 1: this mean nasty fucking teacher. I even remember her name,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to say it.
Speaker 2: Nah, I say it with the old chest.
Speaker 1: Missus spait that was her name. No, that's so mean anyway,
Speaker 1: she won't fucking listen to this.
Speaker 2: Who cares.
Speaker 1: I remember putting my hand up saying like, can I
Speaker 1: please go to the toilet? Miss And you know remember when.
Speaker 2: Teachers were like no, yeah, which I think is so
Speaker 2: fuckd Like in fact, earlier when we were talking about
Speaker 2: the toilet situation and going into you know, a cafe
Speaker 2: and whatnot. Yeah, I actually think it should be illegal
Speaker 2: to refuse someone to use the bathroom, whether they're a
Speaker 2: customer or not. I think literally, like, I think it's
Speaker 2: just crazy that you can deny someone.
Speaker 1: Just going to the bathrooms.
Speaker 2: Of the bathroom, you know you've got like Crones disease,
Speaker 2: I think it is you actually can get a card
Speaker 2: it says you must let me use the bathroom. I
Speaker 2: have Crones disease, which I feel like I need one
Speaker 2: for me without a gall bladder, because there are sometimes
Speaker 2: that I'm like oh shit, there we go. I love
Speaker 2: and so I need to download this flush out. But
Speaker 2: I think missus Space she.
Speaker 1: Should think that was her name anywhere?
Speaker 2: Should you know? Well, I think she should get in
Speaker 2: trouble for not allowing students to go to and at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, if you know, because why
Speaker 2: do they say no? They say no because.
Speaker 1: I don't want kids that don't waste time.
Speaker 2: Waste time.
Speaker 1: I understand it from that, but I'm sitting.
Speaker 2: There because the fuck if the kids waste time, you're
Speaker 2: still getting paid the same job.
Speaker 1: And so I remember her saying no, like you have
Speaker 1: to wait until lunch or whatever, and like, I know
Speaker 1: that the blood is seeping like onto my undies and
Speaker 1: I know I'm about to be extremely embarrassed because it's
Speaker 1: going to be on my skirt and it's probably like
Speaker 1: the second or third time I've ever had my period.
Speaker 1: So I'm fucking freaking out. And I was like, please,
Speaker 1: miss like I was trying to like give her eyes
Speaker 1: to be like I've got my fucking period, but the
Speaker 1: class was quiet, like doing reading time or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like please, like going like this to her,
Speaker 1: and she was like no, And so I just grabbed
Speaker 1: my bag because I needed the pads, and I just
Speaker 1: like ran out of the class and down the hall,
Speaker 1: and she chased me down the hall. She chased me
Speaker 1: to say, where are you going, blah blah blah, and
Speaker 1: I just ran to the toilets as quickly as I could,
Speaker 1: sorted myself out, avoided that emergency, and then I got
Speaker 1: in trouble and I think I had to go and
Speaker 1: speak to the head teachers.
Speaker 2: Did you explain to the head teacher what.
Speaker 1: Was I must have? Yeah, surely, Oh, maybe I was
Speaker 1: too embarrassed because when you're a girl and you've got
Speaker 1: your first period, it's so like i'd say it now,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck I got my period, But
Speaker 1: when you just have your period, it's like so embarrassing
Speaker 1: and you don't want to tell anyone. And so I
Speaker 1: don't know if I ever ended up saying, but I
Speaker 1: just remember her chasing me and me being mortified, and
Speaker 1: I've never forgotten that, Yeah, let the kids go to
Speaker 1: the toilet.
Speaker 2: Isn't it weird that periods are so embarrassing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so embarrassing when you're.
Speaker 2: Come from I don't know, it's like surely, because I
Speaker 2: mean obviously I didn't go through the experience, but I
Speaker 2: can't imagine, like it's like, why is it so shameful?
Speaker 2: Where does like the shame come from? Because I can't
Speaker 2: imagine parents, like mothers are going to their daughters. Oh
Speaker 2: now we've got to talk about periods, and you don't
Speaker 2: let anyone know that you've got a period, Like that's
Speaker 2: not happening from I don't know.
Speaker 1: And I remember when I first got my period, and
Speaker 1: I would have been twelve because I was a year
Speaker 1: young for year seven. And I remember when I got
Speaker 1: it and my mom when I told her, like because
Speaker 1: I was on the toilet and it kind of happened,
Speaker 1: she was so excited, like it was an exciting time
Speaker 1: as a mom. I don't know. And she went and
Speaker 1: she called all her friends and told them, and I
Speaker 1: was right, it's so embarrassing, But like, why is it embarrassing?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And I've got another period story too,
Speaker 1: well we.
Speaker 2: May as well. We're already knee deep, so.
Speaker 1: One time again. So like most everyone's different, but usually
Speaker 1: when you start your period, you start with pads and
Speaker 1: then you'll eventually learn to use tampons and so I'd
Speaker 1: had it for I don't know how many years, a
Speaker 1: couple of years or whatever, and then I decided to
Speaker 1: learn how to use a tampon, and then I started
Speaker 1: using tampons. So when I mean, it's different in different countries,
Speaker 1: but in Australia, your tampon's like the string When you
Speaker 1: open it, the string is all like shoved up inside
Speaker 1: the tampon. You have to pull the string down then
Speaker 1: put the tampon in. Well, one morning, I was like
Speaker 1: in a rush getting ready for school and I put
Speaker 1: the tampon in, but I didn't pull the string down,
Speaker 1: so I just put the tampon up and then there
Speaker 1: was no string hanging out. And then I realized and
Speaker 1: I went into a massive And again I was young,
Speaker 1: so I was like so embarrassed that I'd done this,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I've lost the tawn And then
Speaker 1: I remember it was a morning and I had a
Speaker 1: stepdad at the time, and him and Mum were sitting
Speaker 1: on the back deck like having a coffee, and I
Speaker 1: like went out to marm and I'm panicking and then
Speaker 1: I'm crying.
Speaker 2: In me forever.
Speaker 1: I was balling my eyes out. Do you want to
Speaker 1: come and help you try and get it out. No,
Speaker 1: She's like, all right, we'll get in there and get
Speaker 1: two fingers. And I eventually found it. But just mortifying,
Speaker 1: like when you're a young girl. I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: just I.
Speaker 2: Wonder where that comes.
Speaker 1: From mortifying and like, yeah, I wonder.
Speaker 2: How it's just like instilled in.
Speaker 1: You in society kind of like were you embarrassed about
Speaker 1: like getting your period and having your period?
Speaker 2: Tell us, tell us, tell us a story.
Speaker 1: I jumped in the pool with a pad on once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just.
Speaker 1: Jumping in with our clothes on.
Speaker 2: I forgot So if you go so if you go
Speaker 2: in the pool, is that more tampon situation?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you wouldn't wear a pad because it we'll
Speaker 1: blow up, Like okay, there you go.
Speaker 3: I remember we went on We used to go on
Speaker 3: like beach holidays, and of course I got my period,
Speaker 3: like this first day of the fucking week that we
Speaker 3: were on holiday.
Speaker 1: I get on school camp and then have you packed
Speaker 1: the worst? And my parents were like, We're going to
Speaker 1: do this day trip out to this speech and will
Speaker 1: be there all day.
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, like I'm not coming. And
Speaker 3: then I eventually told my mom I was like, told
Speaker 3: her why I didn't want to go, and she's like okay,
Speaker 3: and then she told all the other moms in the
Speaker 3: group and they told the kids who I was like
Speaker 3: friends with. So next minute, I have a guy who
Speaker 3: I was friends with and he goes and I heard
Speaker 3: you've got your period?
Speaker 1: Like how much? I mean, this is where the shame
Speaker 1: comes from.
Speaker 3: And he's like how much blood comes out? Is it
Speaker 3: like a teaspoon or a tablespoon?
Speaker 1: And I was like, who told you? Yes, it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: And I was so upset that my mom had like
Speaker 3: told his mom, and all I could think about was
Speaker 3: like them all talking about me.
Speaker 1: I think that's where the shame comes from. And also
Speaker 1: like I remember so specifically horrible, not wanting to go
Speaker 1: to sleepovers, not wanting to go to school camp because
Speaker 1: if you're going to have it, it's just.
Speaker 3: Like this whole school camp was my biggest fear because
Speaker 3: of that rings school.
Speaker 1: Camp one time too, and then I didn't do like
Speaker 1: the canoeing iming, Yeah, the canoeing because you didn't want
Speaker 1: to jump in and like you didn't want to do
Speaker 1: you know how, and you used to do sport at
Speaker 1: school and you'd have to do swimming. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys had to do swimming, but we would
Speaker 1: go to like the Newcastle Ocean Baths to do swimming
Speaker 1: for PE and then having to get my mum to
Speaker 1: write a note to say Britney can't swim today because
Speaker 1: she has her period because if you're not using tampons,
Speaker 1: like you can't swim, and then me being so embarrassed
Speaker 1: about that, Like there's just so much. I hope it's
Speaker 1: different now for younger people who are getting their periods.
Speaker 2: I don't reckon they'd still feel the same way.
Speaker 1: And I've got no idea, but I just like having
Speaker 1: to take a note and give it to the male
Speaker 1: pe teacher. You know, it's just it's so I don't
Speaker 1: know why it's embarrassing, but it is. But when you're older,
Speaker 1: it couldn't care less. But yeah, it's really interesting.
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I couldn't be a teacher because if a
Speaker 2: student said, like if a student came up to me
Speaker 2: and we I'd taken them to Newcastle Ocean Bars to
Speaker 2: do assumming, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, everybody get in the water in the freezing One.
Speaker 2: Other kids said to me I'm not getting in today.
Speaker 2: They don't have a note from their parents, they don't
Speaker 2: haven't told me they're on their period. If someone goes
Speaker 2: I'm not getting in the water, I go, fair enough, mate.
Speaker 2: You don't have to do what. You don't have to
Speaker 2: do anything that you don't want to do. You know
Speaker 2: what I mean. If you don't consent to getting in
Speaker 2: the water, I'm not going to force you in the water, Joel.
Speaker 1: Get it fifty meters underwater?
Speaker 2: Crazy, I actually think about it, the lack of consent
Speaker 2: from teachers. It's alarming back in the day, now that
Speaker 2: I think about it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, missus bad if you're out there. If anyone knows,
Speaker 1: I remember when you made me feel so informal having
Speaker 1: my period. I couldn't tell you because the whole glass
Speaker 1: would it And you chased me and I got in
Speaker 1: trouble and all I want to do was change my
Speaker 1: fucking pad.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? It's like, what is
Speaker 2: what if? What would be the problem with just going? Sure?
Speaker 3: Go?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like, do you know what I mean? Even if
Speaker 2: you were going to go and graffiti on the walls,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Even if you were just
Speaker 2: going and play silly buggers like who cares missus spock.
Speaker 2: I don't give a ship, you know what I mean
Speaker 2: aspect spack, spunks space, sunk space. Well, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm doing my best and that's all that matters. Well,
Speaker 2: that was a nice little segment because it and I
Speaker 2: will I.
Speaker 1: Just have to say I had some really good teachers too,
Speaker 1: so love them. Yeah, we all had good and bad.
Speaker 2: We had. Majority of teachers were good, weren't they. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there are only a few bad apples in the bunch.
Speaker 2: But that's how it is with everything, isn't it. So
Speaker 2: is that your Royal flush done? The flush appy?
Speaker 1: I'm going to download it now and have a look
Speaker 1: at it today. But what a good life saver in
Speaker 1: those times where you really need to go.
Speaker 2: I will say, though, although that's amazing. If it does
Speaker 2: happen to me where I go, Oh shit, I need
Speaker 2: a bathroom, I just open Google Maps and say search
Speaker 2: this area for a bathroom. Oh yeah, and then they
Speaker 2: all pop up anyway, So you don't need the app.
Speaker 2: But I do think it's a really good idea, and
Speaker 2: there'd be a lot of people who look.
Speaker 1: I've just downloaded it. Look at how many toilets there are.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Oh my gosh, look there's one right
Speaker 1: near us. Actually, well it might be the one in
Speaker 1: the buishing market.
Speaker 2: Okay, nice, So does it show you how the toilet's
Speaker 2: in nova or is it only public toilets? Okay? Fair enough?
Speaker 2: All right, we ready for my royal flush then? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so my royal flush of the week comes from. And
Speaker 2: I always feel a bit like weird about putting people
Speaker 2: on this podcast as a royal flush who have no followers.
Speaker 2: I am unsure if I should be saying their name
Speaker 2: and giving them a shout out to credit them for
Speaker 2: the content, or whether they would not, Like, you know,
Speaker 2: some people just post tiktoks like just because they just
Speaker 2: want to post tiktoks for their.
Speaker 1: Friends, but surely they know that it's going to blow
Speaker 1: up at some.
Speaker 2: Well, this person has two hundred and ten followers, doesn't
Speaker 2: like not really a content creator by the looks of it,
Speaker 2: But posted a video and it got sixty six k
Speaker 2: views and I saw it and I it spoke to me,
Speaker 2: So I guess I'm going to give her a shout out.
Speaker 2: Her name is Lucy Coogan. I think her last name
Speaker 2: is I think that's how you pronounced that. She posted
Speaker 2: a TikTok of her walking through the city of Brisbane
Speaker 2: and it says the caption on it says, the fear
Speaker 2: I feel every time I step outside in Brisbane CBD
Speaker 2: that I'm going to run into one of those people
Speaker 2: who make those videos that say what do you do
Speaker 2: and how much do you make? Have you seen those
Speaker 2: videos online? If you haven't seen them. It's like a
Speaker 2: girl in the street with a microphone and she just
Speaker 2: goes up to random people and she's like, what do
Speaker 2: you do and how much do you make? And people
Speaker 2: are like, oh, I work in this and I make
Speaker 2: this much a year or this much a week and
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah, and people do them all over
Speaker 2: every city, but that one was Brisbane specific. But every
Speaker 2: time I'm in the Sydney CBD, I genuinely, out of
Speaker 2: the corner of my eye, I'm like, where are they?
Speaker 2: Where are they? And I'll tell you why, because this
Speaker 2: is a high scroller's exclusive And I have a plan
Speaker 2: if I do ever run into one of these people
Speaker 2: in the street. And I want your help with this,
Speaker 2: Brittany as to what number you think I should go
Speaker 2: with that would be like realistic enough. But I would
Speaker 2: love to be interviewed by one of those people and
Speaker 2: just make shit up, just li just make suup to
Speaker 2: send the Internet into a spin. So they go, what
Speaker 2: do you do and how much do you make? I go,
Speaker 2: I am an influencer and I may probably like six
Speaker 2: million dollars a year, like which is obviously so fucking wrong,
Speaker 2: but just like act like it's the most true thing ever.
Speaker 2: And if they're like wow, because they always follow it
Speaker 2: up as well with questions, Wow, what's the biggest brand
Speaker 2: deal you've ever done? I had to post an Instagram
Speaker 2: story and I think I got like, well, I got
Speaker 2: a million dollars, but then my management had to take
Speaker 2: ten percent, so I think I ended up with like
Speaker 2: only like nine hundred k. And just like talk like
Speaker 2: that and just make it all up and just watch
Speaker 2: the Internet going to a fuck. Imagine the Daily mail articles.
Speaker 2: Imagine these articles.
Speaker 1: I reckon they should purposefully like reach out to some
Speaker 1: influences who are willing to lie to get that viral video.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna do that if I ever get asked,
Speaker 2: and only the scrollers will be in on the joke.
Speaker 1: Well, I reckon we should contact them and say we've
Speaker 1: got this idea for a viral video. Matt is willing
Speaker 1: to lie about how much he makes. Do you guys
Speaker 1: want to collapse? So true, Like, let's just do it.
Speaker 2: It's been your biggest month. This month was kind of slow.
Speaker 2: Only made about one hundred and fifty k this month.
Speaker 2: But some months, you know, I'll make like a million bucks.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it really depends, you know, just like
Speaker 2: at so.
Speaker 1: Hard about it have to be so like neutral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I would just like love to watch the
Speaker 2: internet melt the fucked. I think I'm going to become
Speaker 2: a troll. I think that's like my twenty I think
Speaker 2: that's a twenty twenty six erro though troll troll or
Speaker 2: right hay troll. And I just because I did test
Speaker 2: the waters, here's a thing for you. I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: so you know on TikTok, I made that guacamole recipe.
Speaker 2: Did you see that video I made a guak. I
Speaker 2: started the video saying I'm gonna show you how to
Speaker 2: make the best guacamole ever. Okay, this is a scrollers
Speaker 2: exclusive as well. I planned to follow this video up,
Speaker 2: but they never did it because I just got so busy.
Speaker 2: And then now I've been around the country with Kyla Mino,
Speaker 2: I did this video. I went, I'm going to show
Speaker 2: you how to make the best guacamole ever. I then
Speaker 2: made the most basic ass guacamole with literally just avocado, tomato, onion,
Speaker 2: and salt pepper, and then I blitzed it so much
Speaker 2: that it wasn't even a thick guacamole. It was like
Speaker 2: an avocado pu raise. Recently, Yeah posted it and when
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see how this turns out, which
Speaker 2: I do often, I sometimes do a cheeky ship post
Speaker 2: just to like see how the Internet reacts. And then anyway,
Speaker 2: I was waiting for everyone's reactions. So of course at
Speaker 2: the at the start it went exactly as I planned.
Speaker 2: At the start, everyone this looks delicious. I'm so trying this,
Speaker 2: this looks this looks amazing. And then it took about
Speaker 2: a week till someone went, this is literally just squacamole
Speaker 2: with but nothing in it. Then it took a few
Speaker 2: more days for people to start going you should have
Speaker 2: added this. You should have added that it wouldn't be
Speaker 2: guacamolea unless you added the video is it. Keep scrolling out,
Speaker 2: keep scrolling out, keep scrolling down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to show you how to make the
Speaker 1: best guacamole ever.
Speaker 2: And I'm going, oh, every time I make this at
Speaker 2: the parties, everyone raves about it, like just fucking because
Speaker 2: I do love it, and that genuinely is the guacamole
Speaker 2: that I make, and I was making it to enjoy
Speaker 2: for myself at that point. I feel this because it
Speaker 2: is the most basic guacamole, like the most basic guacamole
Speaker 2: in the world. But I was like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 2: to make out like this is life changing and see
Speaker 2: how the Internet reacts. And then it went exactly as
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 1: And whole tomato? Did you put a whole tomato in there?
Speaker 1: Just then? Yeah, a whole tomato?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: A whole onion? Why not, Matt, do you put a
Speaker 1: whole onion in it?
Speaker 2: Get your vegetables in you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm actually watching you do it, and.
Speaker 2: I blitzed it me blitz that it goes into like
Speaker 2: an avocado puria. Anyway, now, four weeks later, now the
Speaker 2: Internet is like this is fucked and they're like, what
Speaker 2: an abomination? And this is the most fucked avocado of
Speaker 2: guacamal I've ever seen, and I'm like, it's just funny
Speaker 2: the rollercoaster ride that the comment section has been on. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I planned to follow that video up being like, haha,
Speaker 2: I told you all, like I purposely made the most
Speaker 2: bland guacamal ever in the hopes that, like, you know,
Speaker 2: it would be hilarious and just to see the reaction.
Speaker 1: But it look good, although it looks a bit brown.
Speaker 2: But I never I never did in the end doing
Speaker 2: that follow up video. So you've got a little exclusive.
Speaker 2: It's like I've said before that video that went viral
Speaker 2: about the noise in your roof in the apartment, I've
Speaker 2: told that story right on the podcast. Yeah, And if
Speaker 2: you can't remember or I haven't heard that, I made
Speaker 2: this video that was like, does this happen to anyone else?
Speaker 2: But I knew full well that it happened to everyone else,
Speaker 2: because every apartment I've lived in my life, the same
Speaker 2: sound happens, which it sounds like someone upstairs drops a
Speaker 2: marvel on the floor and then it rolls to the
Speaker 2: other side of the apartment, or like it sounds like
Speaker 2: they've dropped a coin and the coins rolling to the
Speaker 2: other side of the apartment. So that kept happening in
Speaker 2: all the apartments I lived in, and so I made
Speaker 2: a video being like, I don't know if it's just me,
Speaker 2: but does this happen to anyone else? But I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't feel well, this happens to everyone in every
Speaker 2: end up being the air con something in the parts,
Speaker 2: like something in the gas pipes, also being like a
Speaker 2: bubble traveling from one end to the other. But I
Speaker 2: don't know. The jury is still out on all of that. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Stay tuned for my interview with one of those apps.
Speaker 2: It's always an app, isn't it like.
Speaker 1: A hiring app? Like I think it is the guy
Speaker 1: that does them. I think they're a job app.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Stay tuned for me trolling the internet by
Speaker 2: saying I'm a multimillionaire influencer that makes one hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty k dragon one hundred and fifty k's like, I
Speaker 2: want it to be achievable. I thought six million a year.
Speaker 2: That's five hundred K a month.
Speaker 1: That's a lot.
Speaker 2: That is a month. Do you reckon? That's not believable?
Speaker 2: Should I go one hundred and fifty k a month
Speaker 2: and so then times that by twelve is one point
Speaker 2: eight million dollars. See that's a bit more realistic, right,
Speaker 2: Like I think six million people are going fuck off,
Speaker 2: he's lying, But one point eight million I think they could. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it could justify. Like I think people might Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: do it? Yeah hopefully if I run into them. So
Speaker 2: hopefully it goes well. Hopefully I don't get canceled, because
Speaker 2: everybody's getting canceled right now. Hello, what's going on in Australia?
Speaker 2: Have you not noticed? I'm feeling very left out?
Speaker 1: Actually, film was canceled. Mikayla Animal, we had Anapaul, we
Speaker 1: had that Jack mac guy, all the all the bloke podcasts.
Speaker 1: Oh the people off Maths.
Speaker 2: Now we've got blue eyed Kayla Jades, even which I
Speaker 2: thought the internet loved her agent from Maths, Adrian from Math. Oh,
Speaker 2: the Jasmine Etes girl.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but no one's really canceled.
Speaker 2: Well, I reckon. Colleen Balinger hasn't come back from a cancelation.
Speaker 2: I always say, though, if James Charles can survive, anyone can. Sorry.
Speaker 2: I think if James Charles still has a career, I
Speaker 2: think I'll be fine. You know who else has gotten canceled,
Speaker 2: Drake's getting canceled? Who else has gotten canceled? I feel
Speaker 2: like everybody but us is getting canceled. You don't have
Speaker 2: any news for us, and I do you? When's our
Speaker 2: contract up? I'm getting married feeling very left out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll look out, Matt because you're next.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: By the way, before we wrap up the episode, do
Speaker 1: you have a brand of the week about anything?
Speaker 2: Umm? Nah, I don't because my life has been so
Speaker 2: good lately and we're going to tell you all about
Speaker 2: it in close friends. Don't gonna get come back on Friday.
Speaker 2: You're getting full bt Kylie Minogue. There's some exciting things
Speaker 2: I haven't shared on the internet at the time of recording,
Speaker 2: at least about what happened during the concerts. Brittany has
Speaker 2: a lot of thoughts as well. I doo wants to
Speaker 2: share about the whole thing, and we'll get to that
Speaker 2: on Friday, but for now.
Speaker 1: That's another episode done in Dusty.
Speaker 2: It is you know what to do right as fat
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