1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiical Land. 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 2: country and elders past present. 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,479 Speaker 1: We extend our respect to any First Nations Aboriginal and 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: Torres Strait Islander people joining us. 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 2: Today, always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. 7 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey, and. 8 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 2: This is High Scrollers, the podcast version of your favorite 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 2: group chat. 10 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years, 11 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's 12 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: going viral. 13 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 2: Oh and we talk a lot about ourselves too. 14 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: Coming up on this episode, I jumped in the pool 15 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 1: with a pad on. 16 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 2: Brittany gave us some quite a bit of period talk 17 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 2: today and it is quite an interesting talk. I feel 18 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 2: like I learned a little bit. 19 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, why is it so embarrassing when we were young 20 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 1: to get our period? 21 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: Yeah? I wouldn't know, literally, I wouldn't know. Plus, AJ's 22 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 2: got some competition del Brittany has a new man in 23 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,279 Speaker 2: her life. 24 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: She's been hit on the first time I don't know 25 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 1: how long, and I kind of loved it, but also 26 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: feel really bad and I hope that he doesn't listen 27 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: or someone who knows. 28 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 2: Tell me in Dell. Let's go dumb, please dumb. 29 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:18,039 Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew, good morning. We are coming off the 30 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 1: back of Kylie Weekend. Yeah, and we've got a lot 31 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: to say. I mean, we've got a lot to say. 32 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: Where do I even start or do I not start? 33 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 2: Now? And do we keep it for close friends? Record 34 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 2: those friends and just do a Kylie themed close Okay, 35 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 2: let's do that. 36 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: Let's do that. But I do have one thing that 37 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: I want to say in this main episode. But if 38 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,680 Speaker 1: you want to hear about all the antics of us 39 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: being at Kylie and like the wrap up of Matt's ten. 40 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 2: Shows, I've got so much to say. 41 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: We'll keep that for close friends. So just that's what 42 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: we're going to talk about on. 43 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 2: Friday, able to say on the internet, and we'll keep 44 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: it for Friday's close friends. So big Kyli bananza. But anyway, 45 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 2: what do you want to say now? 46 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: I got hit on by who a random at Kylie 47 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 1: and I haven't been hit on in a very long time, Like, 48 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: couldn't tell you the last time I got hit on. 49 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 2: It's hard when you don't leave the house, true. 50 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 1: But I felt so bad. Matt So this is what happened. 51 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: This was on the Saturday night at Kylie, and as 52 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: you all know, I was really worried that I wasn't 53 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: going to know all the songs, and. 54 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 2: Of course we're sitting front road, so if she doesn't 55 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 2: know the words, it's very obvious because Kylie's giving us 56 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 2: lots of eye contact. 57 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: Now, I will say I was actually surprised and knew 58 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: like a majority of the songs, which is amazing. But 59 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: we'll save like all our thoughts about the show for 60 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: Friday's episode. But before we went, I said to Matt, 61 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,119 Speaker 1: is there one part in the show where I can 62 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: go and duck and get us some drinks? And he 63 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: was like, yes, like this part when she goes out 64 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: onto the diamond thing, it's like more slower songs or 65 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: something she does on the diamond. 66 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. And also so it's like, you know, the diamonds 67 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,679 Speaker 2: at the other end of the stadium arena, so she's 68 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 2: not right in front of us, so if the seat's empty, 69 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,799 Speaker 2: it doesn't look like she won't notice that you've popped 70 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 2: off somewhere. So I was like, she's down the other end, 71 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 2: so that's the section where you could go and get 72 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 2: a drink. And also it's from an album called Disco, 73 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 2: which I don't think you'd be familiar with. She does 74 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 2: a lot of songs from there there. 75 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: So well, anyway, come to that point, like it's like 76 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 1: halfway through the show, right, and Matt's like, Okay, the 77 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: part's coming up where she's it's after Locomotion and then 78 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 1: she's going to be on the Diamonds, So go get 79 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: the drinks. Go get the drinks. And I was like 80 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: all right, And before we'd gone into the show, we 81 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: got the four drinks in the tray, so I was like, 82 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: I'll just go get four more drinks because we'd made 83 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: two friends sitting next to us, so I was like, 84 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: I'll just get another four so that we can all 85 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: have one drink. Perfect. So made my way out of 86 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: the stadium and to the drink spar Okay, as I'm 87 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: walking up the stairs because we're like on the floor 88 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: and you've got to walk up and then out like 89 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: the flapping doors and so off this plowing doors. Yeah, 90 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: this poor guy, I don't know, he looked like maybe 91 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: at least five years younger than me. It would have 92 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: been like a you know when you like run into 93 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: someone in a movie and it's like you've met you 94 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 1: know your person, like you. 95 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 2: Know how you love at first sight. Yes, when they're 96 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 2: running through the airport and they crashed into it. Yes. 97 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: Okay, So I come out of these flapping doors. I've 98 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: got my red lacy dress on and my silver boots 99 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 1: like look in the part, and I just come storming 100 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,679 Speaker 1: out of the doors. And it was like we just met, 101 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: like face to face. 102 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 2: And then do you crash into each other? 103 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: No, not quite, because I kind of stopped and then 104 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: we were like kind of ran into each other, but 105 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: walking the same direction because he was heading to the 106 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: bar as well, and like we'd had quite a few 107 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,600 Speaker 1: drinks by this point, Matt, So I was just being 108 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 1: really friendly and he's like hey. I was like hey, 109 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: and he's like, what are you doing. I was like, 110 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: I'm just come and grab a few drinks. And he's like, 111 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: are you enjoying the show? And I'm like yeah. He 112 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: said who you're here with? And I said like, oh, 113 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: my friend. And we've made two more friends and he's like, 114 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: oh nice, I'm here with my sister and I was like, 115 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: oh cool. And then we got to the line and 116 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,480 Speaker 1: I stood in front of him, and then he's like, 117 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: oh my god, the boots. He's like, you look amazing. 118 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:14,480 Speaker 1: And then this was when I was like, oh no, 119 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: he's hitting on me. And he's like I didn't even 120 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,279 Speaker 1: see the boots and he's like, were you planning on 121 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 1: showing up and like looking better than everyone here? And 122 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,479 Speaker 1: I was literally like I was pretty pissed, and I 123 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 1: was like stop like just laughing and saying thank you, 124 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: that's so nice. 125 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 2: Like I was not like engaging but not encouraging. 126 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, oh, thank you, that's so nice, 127 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: but no, like thank you, you don't have to say that 128 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: kind of thing, mind you. I'm like trying to give 129 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 1: off like I'm not interested. I'm not gonna be rude. 130 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, And also you're loving it, you know what I mean. 131 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 2: You haven't been hit on, Like, well, I'm kind of 132 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 2: play the partless. 133 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: And so then it was my turn to order the drinks, 134 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 1: and I said, can I have four of the sixteen 135 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: dollars ninety seltzer? What's the actual fuck by the way, 136 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,039 Speaker 1: but anyway, we'll keep that for close friends. If you 137 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 1: saw it on my storry, the drinks was sixteen dollars 138 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: ninety each. I said it, just get four please, and 139 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,040 Speaker 1: they say, oh, you can only get two per person, 140 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,600 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, like I got four earlier, 141 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,920 Speaker 1: and they said, oh, once the show starts, it's only 142 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: two per person. And then I'm like I was thinking 143 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: of the three of you back then. I'm like, okay, fine, 144 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: I'll just get two and then we'll just like share. 145 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 1: And then he could hear because he's like right behind me, 146 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: and he's like, I'll get you another one, and I'm like, no, 147 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: you get yours for you and your sister. He's like, no, no, no, 148 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: it's fine. I'll just get one for my sister and 149 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: you can have this other one. And I'm like, no, 150 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,600 Speaker 1: it's really fine, like I'll just get two. But I 151 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,159 Speaker 1: was like trying to be friends, like no, it's all good, 152 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 1: it's all good. You get it for you and your sister. 153 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 1: And then like because there's so many bar stuff, then 154 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 1: he was next to me ordering already and he'd ordered 155 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 1: the two and I'd ordered mine, and then like we 156 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 1: got given our two drinks each at the same time, 157 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 1: and then like I grabbed my two and was walking 158 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,719 Speaker 1: away from the bar and I'm like, no, no, no, 159 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,360 Speaker 1: you don't have to give me that, like it's oh good, 160 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 1: thank you. He's like, please please take it, like you 161 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 1: have the third one, you have the third one. I'm like, no, 162 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 1: it's all good, it's all good. And he's like, shove 163 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 1: the drink onto me, and he's like, just give me 164 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 1: your number and let me take you out for dinner. 165 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, it's so fine, Like I was 166 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: just trying to be so nice because I was feeling 167 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 1: so bad. And then I just said like, I'm so sorry, 168 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 1: I'm in a long term relationship. And the look on 169 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: his face like it was instant, like I'd shut him 170 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: down so badly, and I'm like, please have the drink back, 171 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: like I didn't want to take the drink from him, 172 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 1: and he was so embarrassed, and he just like basically 173 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 1: ran away in the other direction. 174 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 2: Oh the poor bloody thing. And you know, in this 175 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 2: day and age, it would be hard to make a 176 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 2: connection like that in real life. I feel bad, I. 177 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: Know, and it would have been imagine if I was 178 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: single and interest so that would have been the perfect 179 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: way to meet someone where you just like crash into 180 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,360 Speaker 1: each other like as you're walking down the doors. I 181 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: felt so bad, and he literally went, he turned and 182 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,000 Speaker 1: walked in the opposite like didn't say bye, and like 183 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,840 Speaker 1: he was meant to be going the same way as me. 184 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 2: I feel bad. 185 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 1: Here I am with my three drinks. It's like, oh well, 186 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: I got fucking a freak. I felt terrible. That was 187 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 1: sixteen dollars ninety. And then I came back to all 188 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 1: you guys, I'm like, I got three. I feel so bad. 189 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. 190 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 1: So that's my one story that I wanted to share today. Look, 191 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 1: it did feel good to get hit on, because that 192 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: doesn't happen. Do people not hit on people anymore? Oh? 193 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think it's risky, isn't it. 194 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 1: Yeah? 195 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,839 Speaker 2: No, And especially in this day and age of your 196 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 2: tinders and your whatnot. Yeah, maybe people have been accustomed 197 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 2: to that. And I think he really went above and 198 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 2: beyond and out of his way, and you've just ruined 199 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 2: his life. 200 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 1: I felt so bad, ProAb, we. 201 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 2: Just kept walking right out to the car and drove 202 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 2: himself far. He just abandons his sister. 203 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,560 Speaker 1: Sorry, I got rich jet. I felt so bad because 204 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: I was trying to give off the vibes the whole 205 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,560 Speaker 1: time that he was complimenting, Oh thank you so much. 206 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: That's so nice, like not in a flirty way, oh bless. 207 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 2: And then it took you so long to get back 208 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,599 Speaker 2: to the seat by the way. 209 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, because like I had to walk all the way 210 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 1: around because I came to you come down, tell me, no, 211 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,560 Speaker 1: you have to go all the way around the other side. 212 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 1: That's why it took me so long. Anyway, got there 213 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,959 Speaker 1: on the end, got the drinks. Nice and that was that. 214 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,600 Speaker 1: But we'll save all the rest of the Kylie goss 215 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 1: for Friday. 216 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 2: I know, yeah we will, but I just we won't 217 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,199 Speaker 2: talk about this on Friday. We could talk about this now, 218 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:39,800 Speaker 2: Like it was really fun to be with you and 219 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 2: to be getting ready for the concert, like how good is. 220 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 1: Just fun at the hotel and then like a few 221 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,720 Speaker 1: of our friends came. It was a whole group and 222 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,079 Speaker 1: we were ordering room service before the show. 223 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 2: I love we had a good playlist on. Yes, we're 224 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,440 Speaker 2: playing all the old bangers. 225 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we said we need to talk about 226 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:02,439 Speaker 1: this on the So the songs that we were all 227 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,480 Speaker 1: going out of their way to find were artists that 228 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:09,840 Speaker 1: were ahead of their time. Yes, because there's a lot because. 229 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,360 Speaker 2: We think Kylie is ahead of it was ahead of 230 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 2: her time by some of her because that's how it started. 231 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:14,840 Speaker 2: It's like we were playing some of those and then 232 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,959 Speaker 2: we were like, Wow, she was really ahead of her time, 233 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,680 Speaker 2: and then we were like, who else was ahead of all? 234 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,199 Speaker 1: My song was Rumors by Lindsay Lohan? 235 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,880 Speaker 2: Yes, which did you know the fact that I told 236 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 2: you about that? 237 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,679 Speaker 1: I didn't know it, but you did tell me. 238 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,679 Speaker 2: So Basically, for those who don't know the song Rumors 239 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 2: by Lindsay Lohan, apparently she released that song because at 240 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,920 Speaker 2: the time, Lindsay Lohan was like the hottest thing in 241 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 2: the media and there were so many rumors about her life. 242 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:44,720 Speaker 2: So if you like googled Lindsay Lohan rumors, then her 243 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 2: song would come up as opposed to all of these 244 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,679 Speaker 2: crazy rumors that the so smart media was writing about her, 245 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,880 Speaker 2: and instead of you know, all of those coming up 246 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,560 Speaker 2: as a search result, her song would come up instead. 247 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,200 Speaker 2: I mean, that's what I've heard. I don't know how 248 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 2: legit that is, but it's pretty smart and it sounds 249 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,400 Speaker 2: like it could be true. 250 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,559 Speaker 1: Well, I feel like that song if you haven't heard 251 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,080 Speaker 1: it in a while, or if you've never heard it, 252 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 1: blast it in your cart, Like why don't they make 253 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 1: songs like that anymore. If some pop start coming out 254 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:12,720 Speaker 1: with a song like Rumors, I would be all over it. 255 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:16,199 Speaker 2: I think we're regressing though, as I as I said, true, 256 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,160 Speaker 2: I predicted this two years ago on this podcast. I 257 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 2: don't know if we had the podcast two years ago, 258 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 2: but I remember being like that that era, especially more 259 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 2: than twenty tens though, which is a little later than Rumors. 260 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 2: We're regressing. Even Lady Gaga's new song Abracadabra, that's skewing 261 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:38,559 Speaker 2: a little bit, it is, you know, because I'm loving 262 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 2: the new term that the Internet has coined reheating nachos. 263 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,640 Speaker 2: Have you seen that? Nun Like they like, Abracadabra is 264 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:49,360 Speaker 2: just Lady Gaga reheating nachos. It's like the stuff she's 265 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 2: already done, but she's reheated it. So it's like the 266 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,280 Speaker 2: same bit different and it works, you know what I mean. 267 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 2: So yeah, I feel like a lot of the new 268 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:04,079 Speaker 2: coming out lately is reminding me again of that time, 269 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,160 Speaker 2: and I for one love it because that's like the 270 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,440 Speaker 2: best era of music for me. It would be like 271 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,439 Speaker 2: if we had like an eighties resurgence and all our 272 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,440 Speaker 2: parents were like, oh, this is the music back in 273 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 2: the day, Like I feel like I feel like that's me. 274 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 2: I'm like a millennial who's just like, yes, give me 275 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,720 Speaker 2: the good music. But who else did we say? Sophiella 276 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,040 Speaker 2: Specster was one. 277 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,520 Speaker 1: Ahead of her time, Billy Duff, Billy Piper. 278 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, who I'm not familiar with that? 279 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:39,679 Speaker 1: Who song? Am two PM looks theah maya maya m 280 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: y I I am two PM, good song? Yeah, there 281 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 1: was some real we said, Mandy Moore, Candy Candy ahead 282 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:47,720 Speaker 1: of her time. 283 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 2: But don't you think Addison Ray actually is a Mandy 284 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:56,520 Speaker 2: Moore equivalent to me, like that kind of sound. She's 285 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,000 Speaker 2: a very Mandy More sound. See that's even a regression 286 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,880 Speaker 2: as well. Sometimes I anymore but like five five version 287 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,760 Speaker 2: of course. Yeah, but yeah, Addison Ray gives me that 288 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 2: Mandy Moore kind of sound as well. Anyway. And Tate 289 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:16,559 Speaker 2: McCrae someone compared her to Timberland and I went, yes, 290 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,959 Speaker 2: like the Timberland sound obviously not Timberland himself. 291 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,400 Speaker 1: Speaking of random artists, I don't know if it's been 292 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,600 Speaker 1: all over your TikTok as well? Pitbull? 293 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,599 Speaker 2: Yes, how good does Pitbull for those who don't know 294 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,360 Speaker 2: people currently has just started his like tour and it 295 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 2: looks so good. I am begging for him to come 296 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,359 Speaker 2: to Australia. 297 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 1: Everyone in the audience is wearing a board cap and 298 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 1: a tosito. 299 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Speaker 2: It's amazing. 300 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 1: I don't want to go and dress up as Pitbull. 301 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 2: I don't know a really funny story. I won tickets 302 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 2: to back in all this, I want to say, twenty 303 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 2: thirteen to twenty fifteen kind of erar Kesher and Pitbull 304 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:59,160 Speaker 2: announced an Australian tour together and you can see both 305 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,320 Speaker 2: of them at a concert and it was at Kudos 306 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,559 Speaker 2: Bank Arena. I think that was ASA Arena at the time. 307 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:08,760 Speaker 2: I won tickets on Nov to go to the concert. 308 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,560 Speaker 2: I rang through it like, no, it was Smallsey's surgery. 309 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Smallsey's been doing it since around then, 310 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 2: right like he would have been doing around twenty fifteen. 311 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 2: Twenty thirteen. I want to say, I don't know it 312 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 2: was Smallsey surgery. I rang Smallsey and I got through 313 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 2: and I won tickets. No, actually it wasn't me. I 314 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,960 Speaker 2: was with my friend and she rang, but I was 315 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 2: in because I was too nervous and we were listening 316 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:35,160 Speaker 2: to Nova and then anyway, we won tickets. Well, I 317 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,200 Speaker 2: don't think they sold many tickets because it got canceled 318 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 2: not long after and I never got my tickets, and 319 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,240 Speaker 2: I remember being like, well, I feel gypped. Nova should 320 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 2: give me some sort of compensation because I'm not getting 321 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:51,400 Speaker 2: the tickets, So give me a hamper or something. Never 322 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,400 Speaker 2: heard anything from it ever again until this podcast. 323 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: I am hoping and praying that Pitt will go. Yeah, 324 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,680 Speaker 1: I'll be there because the crowd looks like they've been 325 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 1: going wild for him, Like where is he even touring? 326 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 1: Is it a miracle like Europe somewhere I'm not sure, 327 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,360 Speaker 1: but UK everyone is dressed up as him, and I 328 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 1: just think the Australians would go nuts. They'd go fairal 329 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:14,640 Speaker 1: for that. 330 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,840 Speaker 2: And you forget how many good songs he has. 331 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 1: But like does people even sing? 332 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,120 Speaker 2: No, he's more of a rapper, Like. 333 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 1: He talks Yeah what an icon. 334 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,480 Speaker 2: Which is kind of amazing. 335 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,840 Speaker 1: Yeah that he's got so many bangers. But he just 336 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,320 Speaker 1: took my lafe from negative to positive. But I just 337 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 1: want you to know that. 338 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 2: It's like like he doesn't actually sing notes yea cold act. 339 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: But yet take a picture of me with the cold act? 340 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 1: He rhymed Kodak with Kodak. 341 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 2: Like if you can do anything, Yeah, please be upstanding 342 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 2: for the Royal flush. 343 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,360 Speaker 1: Let's go on to our royal flush of the week. 344 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: I've got just a little one and actually it's called flush. 345 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,320 Speaker 2: Oh what what do I mean? Now? 346 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 1: Look, I probably should have liked fact. 347 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 2: Checked, fact checked, should have fact checked this checked it also, Hannah, 348 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,840 Speaker 2: just to butt in here, because you know it's been 349 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 2: a long couple weeks. I do have to ask, is 350 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 2: the fucking pie machine back here at Nover yet? It's not. Oh, 351 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 2: for those who don't know, the renovations have been taking 352 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,600 Speaker 2: place here at nov it looks amazing, but because they 353 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,080 Speaker 2: were renovations, they don't have the pie warmer. And I 354 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 2: haven't had my meat pies mcgalo's pies in weeks. Anyway, 355 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 2: what's your Royal flush? Britany? 356 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaker 1: Okay, So I saw a TikTok and I've just checked 357 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 1: that it is on the app Store and it is. 358 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,760 Speaker 1: You've probably heard of it. There's an app, like a 359 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,720 Speaker 1: mobile app on the app Store called Flush Toilet Finder 360 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:59,280 Speaker 1: and map what And basically it's like a Google like 361 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:03,239 Speaker 1: Google map, and it's got all of the public toilets 362 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,959 Speaker 1: that you could ever need to know about. So no 363 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,959 Speaker 1: matter where you are, you can download this app and 364 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,640 Speaker 1: it will show you all the public toilets near you. 365 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,960 Speaker 1: It'll say like whether they're one that you have to 366 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,640 Speaker 1: pay for or whatever? Do we have many of those here? 367 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,359 Speaker 2: I don't know, more of a UK thing, I think, 368 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 2: but it might be like customers only. 369 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 1: Vibe Yeah, well anyway, which. 370 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 2: Go away with that? Pay me let me use the toilet, 371 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:32,080 Speaker 2: I know, and also like if I'm busting, let me 372 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 2: use the toilet, and then I'm happy to come and 373 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,439 Speaker 2: buy a drink. But I'm not buying a drink first, 374 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,399 Speaker 2: I'm gonna wet me pants. Love you know. 375 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,280 Speaker 1: Flush Toilet Finder is the quickest, simplest way of finding 376 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,920 Speaker 1: a public bathroom or restroom. Simply open the app and 377 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,520 Speaker 1: it will display the nearest toilets to you. It's free, 378 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,080 Speaker 1: no inn app purchases, and have and has over two 379 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,719 Speaker 1: hundred thousand bathrooms in its database. And you know what, 380 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,840 Speaker 1: I think people that suffer with a bit of toilet 381 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 1: issues could really benefit from this, especially if you're traveling 382 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 1: or you don't know you know where you are. You know, 383 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,440 Speaker 1: sometimes you just find yourself in a scenario like where 384 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 1: the fuck is a bathroom download this app, which, by 385 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: the way, this reminds me of a story. It's only 386 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,199 Speaker 1: a little one. I'll never forget, you know how, you 387 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,480 Speaker 1: have some memories in high school that you'll never forget. 388 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:21,359 Speaker 1: I will never forget being in year seven when we 389 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: had to do French and did you have to do French? 390 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,240 Speaker 2: No, I was did Japanese. 391 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:32,919 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we did French. And my French teacher she 392 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,639 Speaker 1: was known like to not be the nicest, Like you 393 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,200 Speaker 1: know how you just have those teachers that everyone knows 394 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:42,600 Speaker 1: like they're not nice. And I remember I was in 395 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,640 Speaker 1: year seven and I was new to having my period. 396 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty sure I got my period in year seven. 397 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 1: And when you're like a young girl and going through 398 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 1: your period for the first time, it's like daunting as 399 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: fuck when you get your period and you're like learning 400 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,760 Speaker 1: how to use a pad and like all this shit. 401 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 1: And I remember I had my period and I was 402 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:05,080 Speaker 1: in French class, and this is like TMI for you, Matt. 403 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 1: But like when you got your period, you can kind 404 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 1: of tell when it's overflowing, like you can just feel 405 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,360 Speaker 1: that it's like overflowing into your undies kind of thing. 406 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: And then before you know it. If you're sitting down, 407 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: it's gonna be on the back of your skirt. And 408 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:22,120 Speaker 1: this mean nasty fucking teacher. I even remember her name, 409 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,119 Speaker 1: but I don't want to say it. 410 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,000 Speaker 2: Nah, I say it with the old chest. 411 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 1: Missus spait that was her name. No, that's so mean anyway, 412 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,199 Speaker 1: she won't fucking listen to this. 413 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:31,840 Speaker 2: Who cares. 414 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,359 Speaker 1: I remember putting my hand up saying like, can I 415 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 1: please go to the toilet? Miss And you know remember when. 416 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,919 Speaker 2: Teachers were like no, yeah, which I think is so 417 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 2: fuckd Like in fact, earlier when we were talking about 418 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,920 Speaker 2: the toilet situation and going into you know, a cafe 419 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,959 Speaker 2: and whatnot. Yeah, I actually think it should be illegal 420 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,879 Speaker 2: to refuse someone to use the bathroom, whether they're a 421 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 2: customer or not. I think literally, like, I think it's 422 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 2: just crazy that you can deny someone. 423 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,359 Speaker 1: Just going to the bathrooms. 424 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:01,480 Speaker 2: Of the bathroom, you know you've got like Crones disease, 425 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,439 Speaker 2: I think it is you actually can get a card 426 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,439 Speaker 2: it says you must let me use the bathroom. I 427 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 2: have Crones disease, which I feel like I need one 428 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,200 Speaker 2: for me without a gall bladder, because there are sometimes 429 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 2: that I'm like oh shit, there we go. I love 430 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,919 Speaker 2: and so I need to download this flush out. But 431 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,880 Speaker 2: I think missus Space she. 432 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 1: Should think that was her name anywhere? 433 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 2: Should you know? Well, I think she should get in 434 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,719 Speaker 2: trouble for not allowing students to go to and at 435 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,640 Speaker 2: the end of the day, if you know, because why 436 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,840 Speaker 2: do they say no? They say no because. 437 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,080 Speaker 1: I don't want kids that don't waste time. 438 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:32,680 Speaker 2: Waste time. 439 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 1: I understand it from that, but I'm sitting. 440 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,560 Speaker 2: There because the fuck if the kids waste time, you're 441 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,920 Speaker 2: still getting paid the same job. 442 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 1: And so I remember her saying no, like you have 443 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 1: to wait until lunch or whatever, and like, I know 444 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 1: that the blood is seeping like onto my undies and 445 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,399 Speaker 1: I know I'm about to be extremely embarrassed because it's 446 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,000 Speaker 1: going to be on my skirt and it's probably like 447 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,760 Speaker 1: the second or third time I've ever had my period. 448 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,119 Speaker 1: So I'm fucking freaking out. And I was like, please, 449 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,359 Speaker 1: miss like I was trying to like give her eyes 450 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,639 Speaker 1: to be like I've got my fucking period, but the 451 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 1: class was quiet, like doing reading time or whatever. Yeah, 452 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,760 Speaker 1: and I was like please, like going like this to her, 453 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: and she was like no, And so I just grabbed 454 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,840 Speaker 1: my bag because I needed the pads, and I just 455 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,040 Speaker 1: like ran out of the class and down the hall, 456 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,640 Speaker 1: and she chased me down the hall. She chased me 457 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,680 Speaker 1: to say, where are you going, blah blah blah, and 458 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 1: I just ran to the toilets as quickly as I could, 459 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 1: sorted myself out, avoided that emergency, and then I got 460 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,439 Speaker 1: in trouble and I think I had to go and 461 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,120 Speaker 1: speak to the head teachers. 462 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,760 Speaker 2: Did you explain to the head teacher what. 463 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,440 Speaker 1: Was I must have? Yeah, surely, Oh, maybe I was 464 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,840 Speaker 1: too embarrassed because when you're a girl and you've got 465 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,439 Speaker 1: your first period, it's so like i'd say it now, 466 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck I got my period, But 467 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 1: when you just have your period, it's like so embarrassing 468 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 1: and you don't want to tell anyone. And so I 469 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,040 Speaker 1: don't know if I ever ended up saying, but I 470 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,280 Speaker 1: just remember her chasing me and me being mortified, and 471 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: I've never forgotten that, Yeah, let the kids go to 472 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,360 Speaker 1: the toilet. 473 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 2: Isn't it weird that periods are so embarrassing? 474 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so embarrassing when you're. 475 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,639 Speaker 2: Come from I don't know, it's like surely, because I 476 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,320 Speaker 2: mean obviously I didn't go through the experience, but I 477 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 2: can't imagine, like it's like, why is it so shameful? 478 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,680 Speaker 2: Where does like the shame come from? Because I can't 479 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,640 Speaker 2: imagine parents, like mothers are going to their daughters. Oh 480 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,080 Speaker 2: now we've got to talk about periods, and you don't 481 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,080 Speaker 2: let anyone know that you've got a period, Like that's 482 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:21,320 Speaker 2: not happening from I don't know. 483 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,600 Speaker 1: And I remember when I first got my period, and 484 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,320 Speaker 1: I would have been twelve because I was a year 485 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:29,880 Speaker 1: young for year seven. And I remember when I got 486 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 1: it and my mom when I told her, like because 487 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: I was on the toilet and it kind of happened, 488 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 1: she was so excited, like it was an exciting time 489 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,800 Speaker 1: as a mom. I don't know. And she went and 490 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,879 Speaker 1: she called all her friends and told them, and I 491 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:46,120 Speaker 1: was right, it's so embarrassing, But like, why is it embarrassing? 492 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,040 Speaker 2: I don't know. 493 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. And I've got another period story too, 494 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:50,440 Speaker 1: well we. 495 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,960 Speaker 2: May as well. We're already knee deep, so. 496 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,760 Speaker 1: One time again. So like most everyone's different, but usually 497 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,080 Speaker 1: when you start your period, you start with pads and 498 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: then you'll eventually learn to use tampons and so I'd 499 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,040 Speaker 1: had it for I don't know how many years, a 500 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,639 Speaker 1: couple of years or whatever, and then I decided to 501 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,800 Speaker 1: learn how to use a tampon, and then I started 502 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,600 Speaker 1: using tampons. So when I mean, it's different in different countries, 503 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,640 Speaker 1: but in Australia, your tampon's like the string When you 504 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,760 Speaker 1: open it, the string is all like shoved up inside 505 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 1: the tampon. You have to pull the string down then 506 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,000 Speaker 1: put the tampon in. Well, one morning, I was like 507 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,120 Speaker 1: in a rush getting ready for school and I put 508 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,000 Speaker 1: the tampon in, but I didn't pull the string down, 509 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 1: so I just put the tampon up and then there 510 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,760 Speaker 1: was no string hanging out. And then I realized and 511 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:39,639 Speaker 1: I went into a massive And again I was young, 512 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,760 Speaker 1: so I was like so embarrassed that I'd done this, 513 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,720 Speaker 1: and I was like, I've lost the tawn And then 514 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: I remember it was a morning and I had a 515 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,240 Speaker 1: stepdad at the time, and him and Mum were sitting 516 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,560 Speaker 1: on the back deck like having a coffee, and I 517 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 1: like went out to marm and I'm panicking and then 518 00:23:55,800 --> 00:24:01,959 Speaker 1: I'm crying. 519 00:23:59,200 --> 00:23:59,840 Speaker 2: In me forever. 520 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:05,320 Speaker 1: I was balling my eyes out. Do you want to 521 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:10,040 Speaker 1: come and help you try and get it out. No, 522 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 1: She's like, all right, we'll get in there and get 523 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 1: two fingers. And I eventually found it. But just mortifying, 524 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,920 Speaker 1: like when you're a young girl. I don't know, it's 525 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:22,639 Speaker 1: just I. 526 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 2: Wonder where that comes. 527 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 1: From mortifying and like, yeah, I wonder. 528 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,800 Speaker 2: How it's just like instilled in. 529 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 1: You in society kind of like were you embarrassed about 530 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 1: like getting your period and having your period? 531 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,400 Speaker 2: Tell us, tell us, tell us a story. 532 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,399 Speaker 1: I jumped in the pool with a pad on once. 533 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:44,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just. 534 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,639 Speaker 1: Jumping in with our clothes on. 535 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 2: I forgot So if you go so if you go 536 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 2: in the pool, is that more tampon situation? 537 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you wouldn't wear a pad because it we'll 538 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,760 Speaker 1: blow up, Like okay, there you go. 539 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,320 Speaker 3: I remember we went on We used to go on 540 00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:00,720 Speaker 3: like beach holidays, and of course I got my period, 541 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 3: like this first day of the fucking week that we 542 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,720 Speaker 3: were on holiday. 543 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,920 Speaker 1: I get on school camp and then have you packed 544 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 1: the worst? And my parents were like, We're going to 545 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,920 Speaker 1: do this day trip out to this speech and will 546 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 1: be there all day. 547 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 3: And I was like, no, like I'm not coming. And 548 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,680 Speaker 3: then I eventually told my mom I was like, told 549 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 3: her why I didn't want to go, and she's like okay, 550 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 3: and then she told all the other moms in the 551 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 3: group and they told the kids who I was like 552 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,119 Speaker 3: friends with. So next minute, I have a guy who 553 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,400 Speaker 3: I was friends with and he goes and I heard 554 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 3: you've got your period? 555 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,840 Speaker 1: Like how much? I mean, this is where the shame 556 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 1: comes from. 557 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 3: And he's like how much blood comes out? Is it 558 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 3: like a teaspoon or a tablespoon? 559 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,760 Speaker 1: And I was like, who told you? Yes, it's so embarrassing. 560 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 3: And I was so upset that my mom had like 561 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,200 Speaker 3: told his mom, and all I could think about was 562 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,879 Speaker 3: like them all talking about me. 563 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 1: I think that's where the shame comes from. And also 564 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,119 Speaker 1: like I remember so specifically horrible, not wanting to go 565 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 1: to sleepovers, not wanting to go to school camp because 566 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,720 Speaker 1: if you're going to have it, it's just. 567 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,080 Speaker 3: Like this whole school camp was my biggest fear because 568 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,159 Speaker 3: of that rings school. 569 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,080 Speaker 1: Camp one time too, and then I didn't do like 570 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,439 Speaker 1: the canoeing iming, Yeah, the canoeing because you didn't want 571 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,159 Speaker 1: to jump in and like you didn't want to do 572 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,000 Speaker 1: you know how, and you used to do sport at 573 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,920 Speaker 1: school and you'd have to do swimming. I don't know 574 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,359 Speaker 1: if you guys had to do swimming, but we would 575 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 1: go to like the Newcastle Ocean Baths to do swimming 576 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,960 Speaker 1: for PE and then having to get my mum to 577 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,320 Speaker 1: write a note to say Britney can't swim today because 578 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,199 Speaker 1: she has her period because if you're not using tampons, 579 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,920 Speaker 1: like you can't swim, and then me being so embarrassed 580 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,200 Speaker 1: about that, Like there's just so much. I hope it's 581 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,159 Speaker 1: different now for younger people who are getting their periods. 582 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 2: I don't reckon they'd still feel the same way. 583 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,560 Speaker 1: And I've got no idea, but I just like having 584 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,280 Speaker 1: to take a note and give it to the male 585 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,200 Speaker 1: pe teacher. You know, it's just it's so I don't 586 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,919 Speaker 1: know why it's embarrassing, but it is. But when you're older, 587 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: it couldn't care less. But yeah, it's really interesting. 588 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,600 Speaker 2: I couldn't. I couldn't be a teacher because if a 589 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,439 Speaker 2: student said, like if a student came up to me 590 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,800 Speaker 2: and we I'd taken them to Newcastle Ocean Bars to 591 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,720 Speaker 2: do assumming, and I was. 592 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,880 Speaker 1: Like, everybody get in the water in the freezing One. 593 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,399 Speaker 2: Other kids said to me I'm not getting in today. 594 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,160 Speaker 2: They don't have a note from their parents, they don't 595 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,680 Speaker 2: haven't told me they're on their period. If someone goes 596 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,200 Speaker 2: I'm not getting in the water, I go, fair enough, mate. 597 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,199 Speaker 2: You don't have to do what. You don't have to 598 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,920 Speaker 2: do anything that you don't want to do. You know 599 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 2: what I mean. If you don't consent to getting in 600 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 2: the water, I'm not going to force you in the water, Joel. 601 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,240 Speaker 1: Get it fifty meters underwater? 602 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,080 Speaker 2: Crazy, I actually think about it, the lack of consent 603 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:36,000 Speaker 2: from teachers. It's alarming back in the day, now that 604 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:36,960 Speaker 2: I think about it. 605 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,080 Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, missus bad if you're out there. If anyone knows, 606 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 1: I remember when you made me feel so informal having 607 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 1: my period. I couldn't tell you because the whole glass 608 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,159 Speaker 1: would it And you chased me and I got in 609 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,879 Speaker 1: trouble and all I want to do was change my 610 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,760 Speaker 1: fucking pad. 611 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,919 Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? It's like, what is 612 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,680 Speaker 2: what if? What would be the problem with just going? Sure? 613 00:27:59,800 --> 00:27:59,879 Speaker 3: Go? 614 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? Like, do you know what I mean? Even if 615 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 2: you were going to go and graffiti on the walls, 616 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Even if you were just 617 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,359 Speaker 2: going and play silly buggers like who cares missus spock. 618 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,960 Speaker 2: I don't give a ship, you know what I mean 619 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:25,639 Speaker 2: aspect spack, spunks space, sunk space. Well, you know what, 620 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,000 Speaker 2: I'm doing my best and that's all that matters. Well, 621 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,960 Speaker 2: that was a nice little segment because it and I 622 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:37,400 Speaker 2: will I. 623 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,120 Speaker 1: Just have to say I had some really good teachers too, 624 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,000 Speaker 1: so love them. Yeah, we all had good and bad. 625 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,840 Speaker 2: We had. Majority of teachers were good, weren't they. Yeah, 626 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 2: there are only a few bad apples in the bunch. 627 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,520 Speaker 2: But that's how it is with everything, isn't it. So 628 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 2: is that your Royal flush done? The flush appy? 629 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: I'm going to download it now and have a look 630 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,360 Speaker 1: at it today. But what a good life saver in 631 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,560 Speaker 1: those times where you really need to go. 632 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 2: I will say, though, although that's amazing. If it does 633 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,280 Speaker 2: happen to me where I go, Oh shit, I need 634 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,600 Speaker 2: a bathroom, I just open Google Maps and say search 635 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 2: this area for a bathroom. Oh yeah, and then they 636 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,880 Speaker 2: all pop up anyway, So you don't need the app. 637 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 2: But I do think it's a really good idea, and 638 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,800 Speaker 2: there'd be a lot of people who look. 639 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,520 Speaker 1: I've just downloaded it. Look at how many toilets there are. 640 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,120 Speaker 2: That's crazy. 641 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,280 Speaker 1: Look at that. Oh my gosh, look there's one right 642 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,600 Speaker 1: near us. Actually, well it might be the one in 643 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: the buishing market. 644 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,080 Speaker 2: Okay, nice, So does it show you how the toilet's 645 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,440 Speaker 2: in nova or is it only public toilets? Okay? Fair enough? 646 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,960 Speaker 2: All right, we ready for my royal flush then? Yeah, 647 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,280 Speaker 2: so my royal flush of the week comes from. And 648 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:55,400 Speaker 2: I always feel a bit like weird about putting people 649 00:29:55,520 --> 00:30:00,160 Speaker 2: on this podcast as a royal flush who have no followers. 650 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,480 Speaker 2: I am unsure if I should be saying their name 651 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,280 Speaker 2: and giving them a shout out to credit them for 652 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,760 Speaker 2: the content, or whether they would not, Like, you know, 653 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 2: some people just post tiktoks like just because they just 654 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 2: want to post tiktoks for their. 655 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 1: Friends, but surely they know that it's going to blow 656 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:18,360 Speaker 1: up at some. 657 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,240 Speaker 2: Well, this person has two hundred and ten followers, doesn't 658 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,240 Speaker 2: like not really a content creator by the looks of it, 659 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,280 Speaker 2: But posted a video and it got sixty six k 660 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,720 Speaker 2: views and I saw it and I it spoke to me, 661 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,880 Speaker 2: So I guess I'm going to give her a shout out. 662 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,720 Speaker 2: Her name is Lucy Coogan. I think her last name 663 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,840 Speaker 2: is I think that's how you pronounced that. She posted 664 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 2: a TikTok of her walking through the city of Brisbane 665 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,160 Speaker 2: and it says the caption on it says, the fear 666 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,960 Speaker 2: I feel every time I step outside in Brisbane CBD 667 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,160 Speaker 2: that I'm going to run into one of those people 668 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 2: who make those videos that say what do you do 669 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 2: and how much do you make? Have you seen those 670 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,680 Speaker 2: videos online? If you haven't seen them. It's like a 671 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 2: girl in the street with a microphone and she just 672 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,600 Speaker 2: goes up to random people and she's like, what do 673 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 2: you do and how much do you make? And people 674 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,240 Speaker 2: are like, oh, I work in this and I make 675 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 2: this much a year or this much a week and 676 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,240 Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah, and people do them all over 677 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:18,560 Speaker 2: every city, but that one was Brisbane specific. But every 678 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 2: time I'm in the Sydney CBD, I genuinely, out of 679 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,480 Speaker 2: the corner of my eye, I'm like, where are they? 680 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 2: Where are they? And I'll tell you why, because this 681 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,040 Speaker 2: is a high scroller's exclusive And I have a plan 682 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,600 Speaker 2: if I do ever run into one of these people 683 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,040 Speaker 2: in the street. And I want your help with this, 684 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:40,520 Speaker 2: Brittany as to what number you think I should go 685 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,480 Speaker 2: with that would be like realistic enough. But I would 686 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 2: love to be interviewed by one of those people and 687 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 2: just make shit up, just li just make suup to 688 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,920 Speaker 2: send the Internet into a spin. So they go, what 689 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 2: do you do and how much do you make? I go, 690 00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:03,720 Speaker 2: I am an influencer and I may probably like six 691 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:10,240 Speaker 2: million dollars a year, like which is obviously so fucking wrong, 692 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,160 Speaker 2: but just like act like it's the most true thing ever. 693 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,800 Speaker 2: And if they're like wow, because they always follow it 694 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,840 Speaker 2: up as well with questions, Wow, what's the biggest brand 695 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,360 Speaker 2: deal you've ever done? I had to post an Instagram 696 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,480 Speaker 2: story and I think I got like, well, I got 697 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 2: a million dollars, but then my management had to take 698 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,600 Speaker 2: ten percent, so I think I ended up with like 699 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:33,000 Speaker 2: only like nine hundred k. And just like talk like 700 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,800 Speaker 2: that and just make it all up and just watch 701 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,160 Speaker 2: the Internet going to a fuck. Imagine the Daily mail articles. 702 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,000 Speaker 2: Imagine these articles. 703 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: I reckon they should purposefully like reach out to some 704 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,160 Speaker 1: influences who are willing to lie to get that viral video. 705 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,760 Speaker 2: But I'm gonna do that if I ever get asked, 706 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,960 Speaker 2: and only the scrollers will be in on the joke. 707 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: Well, I reckon we should contact them and say we've 708 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,600 Speaker 1: got this idea for a viral video. Matt is willing 709 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,760 Speaker 1: to lie about how much he makes. Do you guys 710 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,920 Speaker 1: want to collapse? So true, Like, let's just do it. 711 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:09,240 Speaker 2: It's been your biggest month. This month was kind of slow. 712 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,120 Speaker 2: Only made about one hundred and fifty k this month. 713 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:17,960 Speaker 2: But some months, you know, I'll make like a million bucks. 714 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 2: I don't know, it really depends, you know, just like 715 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,000 Speaker 2: at so. 716 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,080 Speaker 1: Hard about it have to be so like neutral. 717 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, And I would just like love to watch the 718 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,040 Speaker 2: internet melt the fucked. I think I'm going to become 719 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 2: a troll. I think that's like my twenty I think 720 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,720 Speaker 2: that's a twenty twenty six erro though troll troll or 721 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,640 Speaker 2: right hay troll. And I just because I did test 722 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,680 Speaker 2: the waters, here's a thing for you. I was like, okay, 723 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,360 Speaker 2: so you know on TikTok, I made that guacamole recipe. 724 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,680 Speaker 2: Did you see that video I made a guak. I 725 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,400 Speaker 2: started the video saying I'm gonna show you how to 726 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,400 Speaker 2: make the best guacamole ever. Okay, this is a scrollers 727 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,000 Speaker 2: exclusive as well. I planned to follow this video up, 728 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,360 Speaker 2: but they never did it because I just got so busy. 729 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,400 Speaker 2: And then now I've been around the country with Kyla Mino, 730 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,080 Speaker 2: I did this video. I went, I'm going to show 731 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,640 Speaker 2: you how to make the best guacamole ever. I then 732 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:17,200 Speaker 2: made the most basic ass guacamole with literally just avocado, tomato, onion, 733 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:22,440 Speaker 2: and salt pepper, and then I blitzed it so much 734 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 2: that it wasn't even a thick guacamole. It was like 735 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:30,719 Speaker 2: an avocado pu raise. Recently, Yeah posted it and when 736 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,839 Speaker 2: I can't wait to see how this turns out, which 737 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,000 Speaker 2: I do often, I sometimes do a cheeky ship post 738 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,720 Speaker 2: just to like see how the Internet reacts. And then anyway, 739 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,319 Speaker 2: I was waiting for everyone's reactions. So of course at 740 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,840 Speaker 2: the at the start it went exactly as I planned. 741 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,239 Speaker 2: At the start, everyone this looks delicious. I'm so trying this, 742 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 2: this looks this looks amazing. And then it took about 743 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,200 Speaker 2: a week till someone went, this is literally just squacamole 744 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,879 Speaker 2: with but nothing in it. Then it took a few 745 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,080 Speaker 2: more days for people to start going you should have 746 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,480 Speaker 2: added this. You should have added that it wouldn't be 747 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,879 Speaker 2: guacamolea unless you added the video is it. Keep scrolling out, 748 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,120 Speaker 2: keep scrolling out, keep scrolling down. 749 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to show you how to make the 750 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,239 Speaker 1: best guacamole ever. 751 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,279 Speaker 2: And I'm going, oh, every time I make this at 752 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:20,839 Speaker 2: the parties, everyone raves about it, like just fucking because 753 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,960 Speaker 2: I do love it, and that genuinely is the guacamole 754 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,160 Speaker 2: that I make, and I was making it to enjoy 755 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,040 Speaker 2: for myself at that point. I feel this because it 756 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:34,000 Speaker 2: is the most basic guacamole, like the most basic guacamole 757 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,680 Speaker 2: in the world. But I was like, oh, I'm going 758 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,399 Speaker 2: to make out like this is life changing and see 759 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,000 Speaker 2: how the Internet reacts. And then it went exactly as 760 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:40,279 Speaker 2: I thought. 761 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,719 Speaker 1: And whole tomato? Did you put a whole tomato in there? 762 00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,480 Speaker 1: Just then? Yeah, a whole tomato? 763 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:47,000 Speaker 2: Why not? 764 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,600 Speaker 1: A whole onion? Why not, Matt, do you put a 765 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: whole onion in it? 766 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,560 Speaker 2: Get your vegetables in you know what I mean. 767 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,000 Speaker 1: I'm actually watching you do it, and. 768 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,120 Speaker 2: I blitzed it me blitz that it goes into like 769 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,319 Speaker 2: an avocado puria. Anyway, now, four weeks later, now the 770 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,640 Speaker 2: Internet is like this is fucked and they're like, what 771 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,880 Speaker 2: an abomination? And this is the most fucked avocado of 772 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,840 Speaker 2: guacamal I've ever seen, and I'm like, it's just funny 773 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,400 Speaker 2: the rollercoaster ride that the comment section has been on. Anyway, 774 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,280 Speaker 2: I planned to follow that video up being like, haha, 775 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,640 Speaker 2: I told you all, like I purposely made the most 776 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,839 Speaker 2: bland guacamal ever in the hopes that, like, you know, 777 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,520 Speaker 2: it would be hilarious and just to see the reaction. 778 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,520 Speaker 1: But it look good, although it looks a bit brown. 779 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,480 Speaker 2: But I never I never did in the end doing 780 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,000 Speaker 2: that follow up video. So you've got a little exclusive. 781 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,800 Speaker 2: It's like I've said before that video that went viral 782 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,799 Speaker 2: about the noise in your roof in the apartment, I've 783 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,200 Speaker 2: told that story right on the podcast. Yeah, And if 784 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,080 Speaker 2: you can't remember or I haven't heard that, I made 785 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,919 Speaker 2: this video that was like, does this happen to anyone else? 786 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,439 Speaker 2: But I knew full well that it happened to everyone else, 787 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,760 Speaker 2: because every apartment I've lived in my life, the same 788 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,880 Speaker 2: sound happens, which it sounds like someone upstairs drops a 789 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,160 Speaker 2: marvel on the floor and then it rolls to the 790 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,800 Speaker 2: other side of the apartment, or like it sounds like 791 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,200 Speaker 2: they've dropped a coin and the coins rolling to the 792 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,160 Speaker 2: other side of the apartment. So that kept happening in 793 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,640 Speaker 2: all the apartments I lived in, and so I made 794 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,120 Speaker 2: a video being like, I don't know if it's just me, 795 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,319 Speaker 2: but does this happen to anyone else? But I was like, 796 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,319 Speaker 2: I don't feel well, this happens to everyone in every 797 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,040 Speaker 2: end up being the air con something in the parts, 798 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,319 Speaker 2: like something in the gas pipes, also being like a 799 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 2: bubble traveling from one end to the other. But I 800 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:34,000 Speaker 2: don't know. The jury is still out on all of that. Anyway, 801 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,920 Speaker 2: Stay tuned for my interview with one of those apps. 802 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,640 Speaker 2: It's always an app, isn't it like. 803 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,879 Speaker 1: A hiring app? Like I think it is the guy 804 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,160 Speaker 1: that does them. I think they're a job app. 805 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,600 Speaker 2: Yeah right, Stay tuned for me trolling the internet by 806 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:56,319 Speaker 2: saying I'm a multimillionaire influencer that makes one hundred and 807 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,520 Speaker 2: fifty k dragon one hundred and fifty k's like, I 808 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,600 Speaker 2: want it to be achievable. I thought six million a year. 809 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,439 Speaker 2: That's five hundred K a month. 810 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,040 Speaker 1: That's a lot. 811 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,920 Speaker 2: That is a month. Do you reckon? That's not believable? 812 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,160 Speaker 2: Should I go one hundred and fifty k a month 813 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:17,120 Speaker 2: and so then times that by twelve is one point 814 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,279 Speaker 2: eight million dollars. See that's a bit more realistic, right, 815 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,440 Speaker 2: Like I think six million people are going fuck off, 816 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,600 Speaker 2: he's lying, But one point eight million I think they could. Yeah, 817 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:30,040 Speaker 2: it could justify. Like I think people might Okay, yeah, 818 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,400 Speaker 2: do it? Yeah hopefully if I run into them. So 819 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,480 Speaker 2: hopefully it goes well. Hopefully I don't get canceled, because 820 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,719 Speaker 2: everybody's getting canceled right now. Hello, what's going on in Australia? 821 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,160 Speaker 2: Have you not noticed? I'm feeling very left out? 822 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:48,040 Speaker 1: Actually, film was canceled. Mikayla Animal, we had Anapaul, we 823 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,600 Speaker 1: had that Jack mac guy, all the all the bloke podcasts. 824 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,960 Speaker 1: Oh the people off Maths. 825 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,759 Speaker 2: Now we've got blue eyed Kayla Jades, even which I 826 00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 2: thought the internet loved her agent from Maths, Adrian from Math. Oh, 827 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:03,680 Speaker 2: the Jasmine Etes girl. 828 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,799 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but no one's really canceled. 829 00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,160 Speaker 2: Well, I reckon. Colleen Balinger hasn't come back from a cancelation. 830 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,480 Speaker 2: I always say, though, if James Charles can survive, anyone can. Sorry. 831 00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:21,680 Speaker 2: I think if James Charles still has a career, I 832 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,560 Speaker 2: think I'll be fine. You know who else has gotten canceled, 833 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,239 Speaker 2: Drake's getting canceled? Who else has gotten canceled? I feel 834 00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,000 Speaker 2: like everybody but us is getting canceled. You don't have 835 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Speaker 2: any news for us, and I do you? When's our 836 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,080 Speaker 2: contract up? I'm getting married feeling very left out. 837 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll look out, Matt because you're next. 838 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,640 Speaker 2: I can't wait. 839 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,920 Speaker 1: By the way, before we wrap up the episode, do 840 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,480 Speaker 1: you have a brand of the week about anything? 841 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:52,600 Speaker 2: Umm? Nah, I don't because my life has been so 842 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,959 Speaker 2: good lately and we're going to tell you all about 843 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,040 Speaker 2: it in close friends. Don't gonna get come back on Friday. 844 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:03,319 Speaker 2: You're getting full bt Kylie Minogue. There's some exciting things 845 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:08,080 Speaker 2: I haven't shared on the internet at the time of recording, 846 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,920 Speaker 2: at least about what happened during the concerts. Brittany has 847 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,080 Speaker 2: a lot of thoughts as well. I doo wants to 848 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:19,160 Speaker 2: share about the whole thing, and we'll get to that 849 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,920 Speaker 2: on Friday, but for now. 850 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,880 Speaker 1: That's another episode done in Dusty. 851 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,960 Speaker 2: It is you know what to do right as fat 852 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,480 Speaker 2: stars turn on notifications. But I think we have the 853 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:35,160 Speaker 2: most dedicated listeners on the interwebs because we've seen the 854 00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,719 Speaker 2: data and you all tune in every single week and 855 00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,919 Speaker 2: almost straight away immediately, so we love that. I feel 856 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,680 Speaker 2: like everyone has our notifications on but of course you know, 857 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,160 Speaker 2: we upload every Tuesday and Friday here and apart from 858 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,800 Speaker 2: that anyway, Dale, better let you go. I gotta go 859 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,920 Speaker 2: jump in the pool with a patter of